Why am I here?
I've survived 26 years as an atheist in Texas, having told literally nobody. I used to be Southern Baptist, so I grew up absolutely terrified of God and was convinced that regardless of my deeds in life, I would most definitely burn in Hell. Eventually, I actually READ some of the Bible and realized either God is a fucking asshole or simply doesn't exist. I'm here to read and correct grammar stuff.
 Isimov's Law
Do NOT make any errors in your edits, OR I WILL FIX THEM. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Failure to comply with this simple request will result in:
1. Punctuation and grammatical corrections
2. Not much else.
So, all you have to do is never, ever be wrong.