User:Asaac Isimov

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[edit] Master of the Custodial Arts

BrainMop.png As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I, Asaac Isimov, pledge to only block users if they ask for it, or insert unfunny vandalism.
I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, we will make a formal report to the mob. Is that all?
If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORITY", er, there is nothing I can or will do.

[edit] Why am I here?

I've survived 26 years as an atheist in Texas, having told literally nobody. I used to be Southern Baptist, so I grew up absolutely terrified of God and was convinced that regardless of my deeds in life, I would most definitely burn in Hell. Eventually, I actually READ some of the Bible and realized either God is a fucking asshole or simply doesn't exist. I'm here to read and correct grammar stuff.

[edit] Isimov's Law

Do NOT make any errors in your edits, OR I WILL FIX THEM. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Failure to comply with this simple request will result in:

1. Punctuation and grammatical corrections

2. Not much else.

So, all you have to do is never, ever be wrong.

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