User:Captain Wolff
I am Captain Wolff, Lord Protector of the Commonwealth of Left-Wing Jeebusland. Being next to illiterate in making wiki pages, most of my stuff will be rather threadbare. I am a Christian, somewhat devout but not a Jeebus Fundie. I believe that a literal interpretation of the Bible is incredibly arrogant, as God likely feels no obligation to publish His word in a form that a semi-literate redneck could understand perfectly. Thus, I do accept both Evolution and the Big Bang Theory as truth (at least as close to truth as science currently is) and am absolutely tolerant of various lifestyles. I'm no bigot; I do in fact have gay friends. This does not mean I am required to be politically correct though, and am not above the occasional offensive/vulgar joke. Rant completed, how about some actual substance, eh?
[edit] Stuff I've cursed Rationalwiki with
http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Essay:Creationism_in_the_Classroom