I am chief of Big Pharma who is secretly a reptile alien. I am an evil liberal, evilutionist and atheist.
HAHAHAHAMe and my vaccines will cause autism in all the poor kids which is somehow by anti-vaxxer logic worse than dying a slow, painful death by an easily-preventable disease.
Resistance is futile. With all seriousness, if you are bored use the task generator.
Research Log 00099: Arrived on earth. I have discovered that Earth is a sadistic, evil, xenophobic and intolerant hellhole. Must escape as soon as possible. Research Log 18237: Appears to have infected myself with autism while doing experiments with vaccines on babies. Oops. Wait, what was my friend's name again? Research Log 22888: Creates an imaginary world with characters... Am I regretting the whole vaccines thing? NAH! Research Log 32838: Herd Immunity turns (mostly) everyone on earth into zombies. Research Log 39026: Surviving humans take over another planet. Research Log 40293: Humans pledge not be assholes. Research Log 41283: Pledge is broken. Planet also turns into xenophobic hell cause HUMANS. Research Log 45772: Planet is renamed Earth 2.0 and no one on earth notices the difference. Research Log 52302: Still the master chief of Big Pharma. YES. Research Log 56729: Still struck on the wrong planet. :(
 Stuff I did
Not telling you all of them… Evil has secrets.
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