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I am chief of Big Pharma who is secretly a reptile alien. I am an evil liberal, evilutionist and atheist.


Me and my vaccines will cause autism in all the poor kids which is somehow by anti-vaxxer logic worse than dying a slow, painful death by an easily-preventable disease.
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Resistance is futile. With all seriousness, if you are bored use the task generator.

Research Log 00099: Arrived on earth. I have discovered that Earth is a sadistic, evil, xenophobic and intolerant hellhole. Must escape as soon as possible.
Research Log 18237: Appears to have infected myself with autism while doing experiments with vaccines on babies. Oops. Wait, what was my friend's name again?
Research Log 22888: Creates an imaginary world with characters... Am I regretting the whole vaccines thing? NAH!
Research Log 32838: Herd Immunity turns (mostly) everyone on earth into zombies.
Research Log 39026: Surviving humans take over another planet.
Research Log 40293: Humans pledge not be assholes.
Research Log 41283: Pledge is broken. Planet also turns into xenophobic hell cause HUMANS.
Research Log 45772: Planet is renamed Earth 2.0 and no one on earth notices the difference.
Research Log 52302: Still the master chief of Big Pharma. YES.
Research Log 56729: Still struck on the wrong planet. :(

Mad Scientist
This user went to the public schools, and still can't spell rite.

This user is an evil-utionist!

Atheist Evolutionist Liberal
This user is a member of the unholy trifecta

This user has Asperger's syndrome or is somewhere on the Autism Spectrum.

BrainMop.jpg This user was demoted to janitor Sysop. (verify)

Warning This user does not care about your religious beliefs, so long as they are not forced on the rest of us.

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This user is interested
in pursuing a career
in Medicine.

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This user believes
power corrupts, but we
need the electricity

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- Einstein

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Liberals have no message,  not on discrimination, not on economics,  not on discrimination. They are only RESISTERS!

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[edit] Stuff I did

Not telling you all of them… Evil has secrets.

I made the Awesome Award Template:


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Reason: being awesome

BrainMop.png As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I, ClickerClock, pledge to only block users if they ask for it, or insert unfunny vandalism.
I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, we will make a formal report to the mob. Is that all?
If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORITY", er, there is nothing I can or will do.

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