User:DickTurpis

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As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I pledge to FUCK YOU UP. And I mean fuck you up Big Time! Don't even think of fucking with me! Not even in your fucking dream, motherfucker! I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, I will cut off your damn head and fuck the hole!! Is that all?
FUCK NO!
If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORATIE", YOU ARE A DEAD MAN. You: DEAD. Your family: DEAD. Your dog: DEAD. Your house: BURNT to the ground. Your grave: consecrated with my piss, and, if you're lucky, my semen too.
Don't FUCK with me!



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The man himself, for the first time
Conservapedia Villanelle
Atheists deny what they cannot see;
They view the world without an open mind.
Deny this and lose all credibility.
I swear to you the truth shall set you free,
Look around you and I’m sure you'll find
Atheists deny what they cannot see.
Your so-called “evolutionary tree”
Shows variants just within each kind.
Deny this and lose all credibility.
I’ve looked at the facts with regularity
And to this simple truth I am resigned:
Atheists deny what they cannot see.
When the Rapture brings us all eternity
Ungodly men like you are left behind.
Deny this and lose all credibility.
The truth to which all of us should agree,
As do the justices with which I’ve dined:
Atheists deny what they cannot see;
Deny this and lose all credibility.
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This user's political compass rating is -2.00, -3.79
1 This user's Toulouse Number is 1
James Madison.jpg This user thinks the Founding Fathers can suck his dick.
Earthsat.jpeg This user believes in an old Earth

  — 13 years old!

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This user knows
totalitarians love pudding.
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This user knows
committers of genocide hate lunchables.
UserCross.jpg This user has accepted Mandy Patinkin as his Lord and Savior.
Graduation-cap.jpg This user went to juvie, and was never schooled.
Reagan1.jpg This user fondly remembers John Hinckley.
George w bush.jpeg This user thinks President George W. Bush should eat more pretzels.
No Che.gif This user is opposed to silkscreening.


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This user can't figure out how the star got inside the moon like that.
Nixon.jpg You don't have THIS user to kick around anymore!
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This user just might be an alcoholic...
Bad food.svg This user photosynthesizes
ASchlafly.jpg God's peed all over this user.
Tobinmaker.jpg This user is a strong proponent of the auxillary chin.
Woody Guthrie.jpg This userbox kills FASCISTS (in theory; yet to be tested).


Index.jpeg Thsi user KNOWS this man is a fucking moron.
Blowverbod.jpg This user supports the legalization of Marijuana, otherwise known as the bionic, the bong, the puff, the blow, the block, the herb, the senseseed, the chronic, the sweet mary jane, the shit, ganja, spleef, reefer, bad, buddha, homegrown, ill, the maui maui, the method, pop, lethal, turbo, shake, skunk, stress, wackyweed, blaize, the boot, dimebag, scooby-doo, and backyard boogie.
Dinotrafic.jpg DINO TRAFIC SHUD PIK UP


Stuff I'm partially responsible for[edit]

Listed here so I can keep track of them:

Also did some significant work on:

Some useful links I don't want to lose but don't want to bookmark either[edit]

Fun stuff preserved for posterity[edit]

Notes to self[edit]

Ignore unless you're me.[1]


  1. Buy Servotron
  2. check out The Clash of Civilizations












































  1. You're not