User:Elvis is King

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"Question with boldness even the existence of a god; because, if there be one, he must more approve the homage of reason, than that of blindfolded fear."

I must state that I will contribute substantively to this project, because it's unlike another I've ran into. With the damnation of conservative values in a certain other project, the dethroning of George Fitzgerald and his friend Ronald. Fergus Mason, I know you're out there. You will pay in a US Federal court. I will avenge thee.

I will stay here as long as:'

  • You never sysop an idiot infatuated with Taylor Swift
  • You don't ban people for conservative views


"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same." —Ronald Reagan
"Governor, why wouldn't anyone want to say the Pledge of Allegiance, unless they detested their own country or were ignorant of its greatness?" —Sean Hannity
"Going to college offered me the chance to play football for four more years." —Ronald Reagan
"Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them." —Ronald Reagan
"Good for you, you have a heart, you can be a liberal. Now, couple your heart with your brain, and you can be a conservative." —Glenn Beck
"The army teaches boys to think like men." —Elvis Presley
"Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other." —Ronald Reagan
"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help." —Ronald Reagan
"I'd just like to be treated like a regular customer" —Elvis Presley
"Americans also don't need to be taught how to give. We don't need to be taught how to take care of each other or how to be charitable." —Glenn Beck

A true American Patriot and conservative revolutionary. I admire the grand accomplishments of Elvis Presley to the American musical culture and despise the newer efforts to promote immorality. I love America and its conservative founding roots, but despise William J. Clinton and B. Hussein Obama. I also cannot stand Franklin D. Roosevelt, Woodrow Wilson, or Lyndon B. Johnson.

I am a high school dropout and proud of it. School is a pointless liberal institution for those who wish to be indoctrinated with liberal bullshit. I love true conservative education: homeschooling. College is nothing more than an excuse to screw, drink booze, and do drugs: it's called "high"er education for a reason. So, you college grads here can hold nothing against me.

I serve this site with a heavy heart: I'll follow your rules, but do not support them, especially the "trolltop" nonsense. I am not a troll, but a true Patriot.

Chicken, Sharon, etc. you faux-conservatives made a martyr of me. Be proud for what I stand for: true conservative principles. It will go a long way.

Elvis Presley 1970.jpg

JANUARY 8, 1935- AUGUST 16, 1977 LONG LIVE THE KING

[edit] FYI

Fergus: Still living in the delusional universe of not being SamCoulter or VoiceofLies?

Andy F.: You're a fucking stupid evilutionist who defends usurpers and Taylor Swift lovers. You declined my debate offer too.

A message to a certain Chicken Boy (I know you're reading): Taylor will never love you. I don't care what you and your pot smoking buddies think, I know.

To the faux-conservative RINOs out there from another site: I know your weak values and other idiocies are apparent. They are not like my true principles.

To Chicken Boy: you're on your way out. Say goodbye to your powers and idiocy!

To Ronald: Thanks for doing my dirty work. Taylor will be eradicated from AW! Cower in fear, Chicken Boy!

To Sammy: I was made Sysop of George's new endeavor along with Ronald! Eat that, German tard! As for Chicken Boy, Taylor will be eradicated from George's new site, so don't even think bout funny business.

To the denizens of this site: you are censoring intelligent talk with your "trolltop" template, a tool for censorship. That's why it was almost immediately canned on CP.

Hey Fergus, mad George blew your cover?

Conservatism Wiki: the true alternative to Ameriwiki's faux-conservatism

Censorship, censorship. North Korea a role model for y'all?

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