User:George Liquor, American
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The USA was founded on guns, liquor, and broads. And the pursuit of happiness is about money, not your liberal education queer shit. Jesus put us here to love women, not worship them. That there's some shit any American can rally around cuz it's all about firepower, getting fucked up on cheep Bud tallies at the dirt track, and tits. Am I right? And Jesus. And tits. Plus I like beer and small sized tits that turn up a little like Jacqueline Bisset's. She's fine.