User:Psygremlin

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BrainMop.jpg As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I, Psygremlin, pledge to only block users if they ask for it, or insert unfunny vandalism.
I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, we will make a formal report to the mob. Is that all?
If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORITY", er, there is nothing I can or will do.
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"If god is willing to stop evil, but not able, then he is not omnipotent
If he is able, but not willing, then he is malevolent
If he is neither willing, nor able, then why call him a god?" - Epicurus
"Religion is just a formalised panic about death." - Dylan Moran
"Anything that is in the world when you're born is normal and ordinary and is just a natural part of the way the world works. Anything that's invented between when you're fifteen and thirty-five is new and exciting and revolutionary and you can probably get a career in it. Anything invented after you're thirty-five is against the natural order of things." - Douglas Adams
"Non cogito ergo douche" (I do not think, therefore I offend) - Fondle Shark
"Twilight's like football. They run around for 2 hours, nobody scores, and its billion fans insist you just don't understand."
Why is it when we talk to God we’re praying, but when God talks to us, we’re schizophrenic? - Lily Tomlin
Noisy religion, silent God. We must tread carefully, gentlemen. - Archchancellor Weatherwax, SoD II
Adulthood is the moment you switch from taking the occasional drug to trip out, to taking the occasional drug to feel normal.
Using Conservapedia as an educational tool is akin to using a hammer and chisel for brain surgery – it’s messy, inaccurate and very, very unhealthy for the intended recipient.
Religion is like a penis: It's fine to have a good strong one, but don't ram it down my throat, and never take it out in front of the kids.
News is supposed to be objective, isn't it? . . . But every drugs story is negative? . . . Same LSD story every time: "Young man on acid, thought he could fly, jumped out of a building. What a tragedy." What a dick! Don't go blaming acid on this guy. If he thought he could fly, why didn't he take off from the ground first to check it out? . . . I'd like to see a positive LSD story. Would that be newsworthy? Just once? Hear what it's all about? "Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather." - Bill Hicks
I'm glad mushrooms are against the law, because I took them one time, and you know what happened to me? I laid in a field of green grass for four hours going, "My God! I love everything." Yeah, now if that isn't a hazard to our country … how are we gonna justify arms dealing when we realize that we're all one? - Bill Hicks
The world is like a ride in an amusement park, and when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. The ride goes up and down, around and around, it has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly colored, and it's very loud, and it's fun for a while. Many people have been on the ride a long time, and they begin to wonder, "Hey, is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us and say, "Hey, don't worry; don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride." And we … kill those people. "Shut him up! I've got a lot invested in this ride, shut him up! Look at my furrows of worry, look at my big bank account, and my family. This has to be real." It's just a ride. But we always kill the good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok … But it doesn't matter, because it's just a ride. And we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings of money. Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace. - Bill Hicks
For, even if they say something true, one who loves the truth should not even so, agree with them. For not all true (things) are the truth, nor should that truth which (merely) seems true according to human opinions be preferred to the true truth, that according to the faith. To them one must never give way; nor, when they put forward their falsifications, should one concede that the secret Gospel is by Mark - but should deny it on oath. For not all true things are to be said to all men. Bishop Clement of Alexandria

Contents

[edit] Sandbox & stuph

User:Psygremlin/Sandbox User:Psygremlin/sig user:Psygremlin/Five concise responses to atheistic arguments

[edit] Handy Links

[edit] Stuff

Luckily #notallwomen are this fucked in the head.

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[edit] 5 Years Late

But it appears as if my name (and sadly only my name) has been flung into space to boldly go, etc, etc. maybe yours is too...

[edit] Blogs & Random Stuff

  • We couldn't make this up - for when myself and user:Π need to vent our spleen at the madness of the various cranks and fundies out there. Latest updates:
  • Psy: "The Nuances of Oppression"
  • Pi: "Greens Ink"


[edit] Woot!

It must be a good thing when Andrew Schlafly not only reads my blog, but links to it from Conservapedia.
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[edit] This is Why I'm Moving to Japan

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[edit] Fings I haz done

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