User:Miekal/Penguinism

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Penguinism is the Religion centered around the belief that The Great Penguin created the universe fifteen thousand years ago.

The Religion holds that Antarctica is the holy land and that the Penguin holds a special place as the true rulers of the world; as revealed in the Great Codex of Penguinism; which im to lazy to type

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[edit] Core Beliefs

  • The world is 15k years old; no more no less, and was created by The Great Penguin (tGP)
  • The Holy land is Antarctica, as it is the residing place of most penguins
  • The Fish is truly the greatest of all food; as penguins eat it
  • the Leopard Seal and the Skua are creatures of the Great Anti-Penguin and are not to be trusted.
  • Oneday the great penguin will return and banish the agents of the Great Anti-Penguin to The Abyss
  • Those who harm penguins are also cosigned to the abyss no matter what
  • The Great Codex is True

[edit] Ages of the world

[edit] Age of Ice

The first age, the age of creation to the end of the rebellion; when the entire world was cold and perfect, and penguins lived wherever they desired. The Great Penguin resided in antartica, ruling benevolently. There was only one warm area; where the sun shone and it's heat spread across the world; and all other non-cold species lived here.

Oneday a penguin, wiser and stronger then the rest, rose and began a rebellion; thinking he could do best. He lost, and retreated to the north, and pierced the clouds, bringing sunlight to the rest of the world and ending the Age of Ice

[edit] Age of Melting

The Penguin, having followers, settled on islands near where he pierced the sky, and marveled at his deed as the ice and cold retreated, saying to himself "truly i am the greatest, for i have brought warmth to everybody"

As the ice retreated, the species of the cold did as well, and the species of the island advanced, until the species of the cold were locked to areas to the far far north or near the holy land of Antarctica. And as time went by, the species of the warm island forgot about the age of Ice; and the Age of melting ended

[edit] Age of Warmth

In this age, the Great Penguin left Antarctica, promising to oneday return and right things as they should be. In this age, humans came to be the wisest and most successful warm creature; spreading across the globe and building civilization; some say with the Anti-Penguins help.

[edit] Age of contact

In this age; the species of the warmth made contact with the species of the cold in greater numbers, even piercing into the holy land. while the species of the north, left without any contact with the Great Penguin had turned savage, The Penguins remembered the command to not be violent unless pushed, and welcomed the warm species. Some even agreed to go to the land of the warm species; but they have never returned.

[edit] Age of destruction

In this age; the current age, a travesty happened. the species of Warmth, having forgotten the natural world, began to destroy it, the ice around the poles was melting, and a hole in the sky opened, bringing harm. In this age the penguins began to cry for the return of the great penguin.

[edit] Age of Renewal

This age is yet to come, but is promised by the Great penguin. it will begin when the anti-penguin rises from his island home in the north to unite the species of warmth, whom he allowed to flourish, and wage a final war on the great penguins creation.

the great penguin will return though, and destroy the forces most vile; and return the world to it's natural state; and those warm species most loyal, shall be granted the ability to survive in the cold

[edit] Spiritual forces

  • Great Penguin: Creator of the universe; protects and preserves penguins.
  • Great Anti-Penguin: The oppose of Penguins.
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