Mikalopolis, Officially known as theState of Mikalopolis IV; A new land, is a country that exists only on internet chat things.
- Mikalopolis I: Island in the Atlantic ocean, government overthrown when they realized the bribe money and land was worthless
- Mikalopolis II: Somewhere in central america, government vanished just prior to mass nuclear strike from several Jakeopolis submarines.
- Mikalopolis III: Somewhere in central Africa. Government fell as a result of a military Coup and revolution happening at the same time, sparking a massive civil war
- Mikalopolis IV: Location unknown, the land is fertile though. government fell as a result of imperialist imvasion
- Mikalopolis V: Location compromised, the imperialists have come
It is a Extremely corrupt and horribly inefficient government, with massive inflation problems most of the time. Much of this inflation is from the
first second third fourth Mikalopolis , and the strategy of printing billions of $100 Mikalopolis Dollars that would be given out in either bribery or massive salaries while killing those who pointed out the printing only made the money worrthless
Our national animal is the Gorilla, our language is English (even if nobody but the leadership speaks it), the religion is "unknown" and our national holiday is blaze day
it is currently under military occupation by facist chat mods who dont let anybody have fun
- iL'Dictator and The Peoples Commisar: Mikalosa
nobody else matters; dirty traitors!
To visit the current Mikalopolis , please call our phone number and look at our website to know where we are, then arrange for travel with the jakeopolis Tourist group. How to find our website is something you can do on you're own.
- no outside cellular devices
- Internet connection will be monitored
- so will you at all times.
- talking to normal people will probably get you nowhere as we aren't even sure what language they speak
 The way the world works
Bribery, LOTS of bribery. Dissent? Bribe the rebels. Need more ministers or the loyalty of my ministers? Bribe them land and money and power.
 Power Crazy
Amongst being terrible pricks in our rule, we have also messed with the calenders and time. Changes include:
- Adding an eighth day to the calender
- Renaming 4 of the days: Sunday, mikalday, Tuesday, Axels-day, Friday, Redhot firday, Satursnday, Sonyan and Apple
- removing 4 am and Pm from the clocks, instead adding an extra 59 minutes of 3 am and pm
- renaming march and April Axelmonth