User:ProblemChimp

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This user supports the Green Party.


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Icon christianity.svg This user is an atheist but would be fine with a world where Christians were more like Jesus and less like Jerry Falwell.
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This user enjoys consuming the occasional breath of life.
; This user has rediscovered the lost art of the semicolon.

Props to anyone who knows without googling where I got my blogonym from;)

I used to work as an industrial scientist, and hope that my bullshit detector is still fully functioning even though I later retrained as a lawyer. (It shouldn't, lawyers have to wade though BS too). I'm an atheist, who has and has had believing friends who share my feelings about religious fundamentalist BS. I enjoy a good conspiracy theory or theorist as much as the next person.

Babel: I have a thorough grasp of British English profanity, a near-native understanding of American English profanity, an advanced understanding of French and German profanity, and an intermediate understanding of Italian and Spanish profanity.

I prefer to add than to alter, unless I happen to step in a pile of steaming .

A onetime Top Contributor in several categories in Yahoo! Answers: a page in clear need of informed expansion and updates hehehe >:) Watch this space: trust me, I'm a lawyer.[1]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlRrdbkyV8w

Thought for the day[edit]

Wigocp.svg This Conservapedia-related article is of largely historical interest and is no longer the focus of RationalWiki today.
Conservapedia (and religious fundamentalism to an extent) was a major focal point in the early history of RationalWiki, but long ago ceased coming up with new ways to appall and amuse.
Our energies are now spent debunking other, fresher examples of pseudoscientific claims, authoritarianism, and deceit.
For RationalWiki's less ancient content, try the Best of RationalWiki.
Gentlemen! I will yank your precious bingo, enabling me to destroy homosexuality on the internet. You should all be graphitizing over Operation lock shucker, which will likely give Conservapedia a top result on a certain search engine starting with G.

Anonymous User

User: Conservative still has multiple working sock accounts despite your so-called "permaban"! your accusations are increasingly incessant. As pointed out by Popular Christian YouTuber Shockofgod, the homosexual agenda and racism, you ignore the likelihood that all cultures have been religous. In fact, by this December, it is likely the Mainstream Media will have lost all vestiges of credibility. :) :) :)

Rest assured, Operation Spit is gathering steam!!! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! Sincerely,

A user of the Conservative account

BrainMop.png As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I, ProblemChimp, pledge to only block users if they ask for it, or insert unfunny vandalism.
I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, we will make a formal report to the mob. Is that all?
If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORITY", er, there is nothing I can or will do.


Footnotes[edit]

  1. What I tell you three times is true.