Oh, hello, old sport...
This is to supplement the bumper stickers.
 What you'll learn from the party guests
I am not funny. I love to laugh, but I am terrible at making jokes.
 As a man about town
My interests and education are in literature and United States history, which are also topics I tutor. I find science fascinating, but am not a scientist.
I understand I am still struggling to be productive. I will focus on "Explorations of authoritarianism and fundamentalism" and "Analysis and criticism of how [those explorations] are handled in the media".
 Every political scandal, ever
- It's not my fault.
- It's this guy's fault
- We can avoid this in the future by giving me more power.
 Work in progress
Some days I feel like this guy... but not as smart. I will do my best to improve the wiki.
I am proud to be part of the 2013 Deadlink Project. It's a dirty job, but somebody's got to do it!