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To do list
- Make some sort of Andy robot...
Use the strike out markup
- Use random text
- Make a series of meta jokes
Greetings, Anonymous User (and other stragglers):
I am Yossarian![1] I'm a sysop bureaucrat person here at RW, and originally joined because I loved all the fine work that's gone into making life more paranoid and fearful than it already is for Andy Schlafly, toothpick Pope of Conservapedia.
I am a university student worthless university graduate, who worked on a lucrative degree in Theatre/Creative Writing. I am also very politically left wing, though I haven't really got a label for it that's more specific than that. Let's just say I'm an anarcho-socialist with tendencies toward statism and a limited form of capitalism. If that makes any sense.[2]
My religious views, like my politics, are distinctly contradictory in some ways, so I'll simply say I'm a very accepting atheist.
I stole my name[3] from Joseph Heller and he can't have it back. You can call me Yossarian, Yossie, Yossy, or Sam. ;)
Cheers,
Yossie
And now, some light comedy:
"Anonymous User" (obviously your parents were unbelievers to give you such a pagan name), math is not immune from liberal bias. I skimmed through your recent edits and you deny that Obama is a Muslim, which is undeniable, so let me guess: you're obviously clueless about "modern science". You also clearly deny that being conservative deters insanity. Observation and logic dictate that plate tectonics is used to pull students away from accepting the Flood. Unlike Wikipedia, which is plagued with liberal bias and gossip, Conservapedia is a true learning resource that enables students to excel. Why don't you object to how Richard Dawkins called for the arrest of the Pope?--Aschlafly 00:35, 25 April 2015 (UTC)
[edit] My Fault
[edit] My (real) name in various alphabets and languages
- Самуил
- Σαμουήλ
- שמואל
- صمويل
- 사무엘
- サミュエル
- Սամուել
[edit] Things that bother me, with interesting names
- Muscae volitantes
- Apologetics
Charley horses
- Schlafly (Try saying it in a really bored, nasally voice with an extremely drawn out "A". Minutes of fun!)
[edit] Links of interest
- ↑ I am also Major Major Major Major at Uncyclopedia.
- ↑ No, it does not.
- ↑ Speaking of which -- to any Armenian speakers out there: how do you spell "Yossarian" in Armenian characters? I've got the faux-Armenian in my sig, but that's just for lulz (to use the vernacular 'round here).
For Yossarian, press twenty-two on your touch-tone now. He's lonely and has flies in his eyes.
 | | As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I, Yossarian, pledge to only block users if they ask for it, or insert unfunny vandalism. I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, we will make a formal report to the mob. Is that all? If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORITY", er, there is nothing I can or will do. |