Get yersel an account
- I am disinclined to comply. And if I had an account I should spend even more time here, which can't be good. 18.104.22.168 (talk) 12:22, 27 November 2010 (UTC)
 Sup, dawg
I heard you like RationalWiki. So I put a wiki in your RationalWiki, and now you can RationalWikiWiki!-xzibit Talk
And might I know your real name and reason you're editing this sweet website anonymously? I'm now in charge here; "soft" times are over, or whatever word you english-speakers would use. --Idiot number 59 (talk) 21:28, 21 July 2011 (UTC)
- I think this works like tele-sales. First you tell me your name, who you work for, and what you want, and then it dawns on you that this conversation isn't going the way you hoped and you hang up, right ? 22.214.171.124 (talk) 07:49, 22 July 2011 (UTC)
 Good points, all.
Which is why you should take out an account. We like smart people. PintOfStout Talk Do you think expletives make you look intelligent? I dunno. Do you think being self righteous makes you look like a prick? 23:59, 2 January 2012 (UTC)
- What are we going to have to do to convince him to do it? Osaka Sun (talk) 00:00, 3 January 2012 (UTC)
- The election is tempting me with its requirement that you have an account for a year before taking a share of the burden. Like, civic duty or something. The original argument against was the same as on Wikipedia. By remaining just another anonymous BoN for my edits, I run a continuous experiment that allows me to (so far) contradict people's assertions that there is a cabal or, in the case of Wikipedia, that there are a large number of small cabals which "own" individual pages. Anyway, we shall see. 126.96.36.199 (talk) 00:18, 3 January 2012 (UTC)
Will this do?Well hello there! How 'bout signing up for one of our free accounts? (You know you want to!) Sign up now and receive a free Gideon bible! May only include New Testiment. Must be picked up from nearest Hotel drawer. Not tradeable for Muslim equivalent. The RationalWiki Foundation accepts no responsibility for the contents of the book of Revelation, the Gospels, any portion of the Old Testiment included in the product, or any other grouping of word-like smudges. No warranty provided. May include marginal dick jokes. Offer ends 1 Jan 2014. Peter Monomorium antarcticum 01:57, 12 February 2012 (UTC)
 Will this finally make you get an account?
Great post in the SB about the RSPCA. I see others have previously suggested you sign up so I won't won't nag you as well. (Except implicitly.)--Bob"What can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence." 11:00, 15 May 2012 (UTC)
 Why don't you...
 Happy birthday!
You've mentioned previously that the 2012 Mayan Apocalypse coincided with your birthday, so before everyone forgets about the Saloon bar's best and brightest IP editor in all the world-ending excitement — happy brithday, 188.8.131.52! Radioactive Misanthrope 10:38, 21 December 2012 (UTC)