User talk:Ateapotist

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Welcome, ateapotist. Enjoy a complimentary virtual goat, and have a good time here. ThunderkatzHo! 11:42, 13 August 2008 (EDT)

Thanks. That was fast... :-) Ateapotist 11:44, 13 August 2008 (EDT)
I am a Kettleist and I reject your absurd Teapotist dogma. Let the holy wars commence! Jellyfish!I laugh until my head comes off. I swallow until I burst. 11:57, 13 August 2008 (EDT)
You have misunderstood. I'm not a teapotist, but "ateapotist". Meaning I don't believe in Russell's Teapot. But sorry to say, I don't believe your Kettle exists either, unless you show me some evidence. :) Ateapotist 12:01, 13 August 2008 (EDT)
The Kettle asserts His existence in His masterwork, the Book of Going Fourth Or Possibly Fifth. Are you calling the Kettle a liar?? Jellyfish!I laugh until my head comes off. I swallow until I burst. 12:07, 13 August 2008 (EDT)
It would be impossible for me to call the Kettle a liar, because that would require that he actually exists! Ateapotist 12:11, 13 August 2008 (EDT)
Who created all the little kettles, then? I suppose they just "evolved" from forks, did they? Jellyfish!I laugh until my head comes off. I swallow until I burst. 12:46, 13 August 2008 (EDT)
You obviously have no idea how manufacturing works. The kettle came from a place called factory. And before you ask "Then who made the factory?", let me tell you this: The factory was made by men. That's right, your religion is a product of man's brain, not some invisible Kettle! Here's a website that debunks all your crazy arguments: http://www.enotes.com/how-products-encyclopedia/electric-tea-kettle Best wishes Ateapotist 12:55, 13 August 2008 (EDT)
Then who created the website? Hah! That's stumped you! Jellyfish!I laugh until my head comes off. I swallow until I burst. 13:14, 13 August 2008 (EDT)
I don't know, but that doesn't mean it was some magical Kettle sitting on a cloud! Ateapotist 13:15, 13 August 2008 (EDT)
You are ignorant of the ways of steam -- the cloud goes above the kettle, not the other way round. Oh, silly human! Jellyfish!I laugh until my head comes off. I swallow until I burst. 13:20, 13 August 2008 (EDT)
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