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Is it? Peter Monomorium antarcticum 03:05, 23 January 2012 (UTC)
Thank you.--Elvis is King (talk) 03:07, 23 January 2012 (UTC)
Don't you mean this? P-Foster Talk "Watched Mad Men thinking it was supposed to be a sit-com. Found it disappointing." 03:12, 23 January 2012 (UTC)
Thank you, thankyouverymuch. You're a beautiful audience. Thankyouverymuch.--Elvis is King (talk) 03:15, 23 January 2012 (UTC)
Who the hell are you?--Elvis (talk) 03:44, 23 January 2012 (UTC)
Your worst nightmare.--Elvis is King (talk) 03:46, 23 January 2012 (UTC)

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[edit] King Creole

You're all shook up and now a SYSOP at a known vandal site!--Colonel Sanders (talk) 21:39, 23 January 2012 (UTC)

Thank you, thankyouverymuch. Now get off your bum and make me some chicken, Chicken Boy! And quit staring at that poster of Taylor Swift by your bed.--Elvis is King (talk) 22:04, 23 January 2012 (UTC)

[edit] oy, blocktimes

stop with long blocktimes--il'Dictator Mikal (talk) 00:23, 25 January 2012 (UTC)

Fine, I'll let Chicken Boy come out and play.--Elvis is King (talk) 01:10, 25 January 2012 (UTC)

[edit] Obama the communist

You should hear the pinkos bawl about Obama. They hate him; call him Wall Street's rent-boy and a jingoistic imperialist, among other things. Mjollnir.svgListenerXTalkerX 06:28, 30 January 2012 (UTC)

Government takeover of healthcare, forced contraception for religious hospitals, redistribution of wealth....--Elvis is King (talk) 06:29, 30 January 2012 (UTC)
Not communist on all three counts. And Elvis sucked. AceModerator 06:30, 30 January 2012 (UTC)
I disagree. And Elvis rocked.--Elvis is King (talk) 06:31, 30 January 2012 (UTC)
Government hasn't taken over healthcare, Not sure about the contraception and Obama is as much a capitalist as anyone. Wealth redistributed? Hasn't happened yet. AceModerator 06:32, 30 January 2012 (UTC)
Really? He's taxed the rich enough. The government can make you buy healthcare and fine you if you don't. Can't afford it? Too bad. And go to jail if you can't pay the fines. Obama...capitalist? Surely that is a joke. He's one of the most anti-business presidents ever. Right up there with Woodrow Wilson and FDR.--Elvis is King (talk) 06:35, 30 January 2012 (UTC)
Despite the Government Takeover of Health Care, the hospitals and health insurance are still in private hands, which bothers the pinkos a good deal. They also have an issue with how he ran up large deficits to bail out banks, rather than skin the rich for all they were worth to pull down the Gini coefficient. Mjollnir.svgListenerXTalkerX 06:38, 30 January 2012 (UTC)
Obama wanted a public option, but couldn't get it. The private companies would have eventually crumbled and a government monopoly would have been created. He would tax the rich to oblivion if there were no Republicans in Congress. Unless they're GE or lefties like Warren Buffett and George Soros.--Elvis is King (talk) 06:41, 30 January 2012 (UTC)
That definitely happened when the Democrats had control of the House and Senate from 2006-2010, didn't it. And we're enjoying our progressive tax rates, commie health care and 7% unemployment rate here, thanks. Osaka Sun (talk) 06:43, 30 January 2012 (UTC)
Yep. ObamaCare, "stimulus", and other waste. I'm surprised they didn't change our anthem.--Elvis is King (talk) 06:46, 30 January 2012 (UTC)
(EC2) The "public option" was criticized on the grounds that it would not be subsidized and would have to compete on a level field with private plans.
The private companies would have eventually crumbled and a government monopoly would have been created. Right; just like the government presently has a monopoly on schools, parcel delivery, security guards, etc., etc. Mjollnir.svgListenerXTalkerX 06:50, 30 January 2012 (UTC)
Government schools ain't no good either. Liberal indoctrination, sexual education, historical revisionism, high illiteracy rate, bad teachers with tenure, etc. The Post Office is going bankrupt. Government is inefficient.--Elvis is King (talk) 06:54, 30 January 2012 (UTC)
And with this miserable track record, you are still convinced that the "public option" would be such a resounding success that it would run all the private insurance companies out of business? Mjollnir.svgListenerXTalkerX 06:55, 30 January 2012 (UTC)
Troll01.png Osaka Sun (talk) 06:57, 30 January 2012 (UTC)
Yes, since government won't let private businesses compete with them. They will just lower the prices to where no private companies could compete, and borrow the money from the Chinese. Then it would be a failure like Amtrak, public schools, and the Post Office.--Elvis is King (talk) 06:58, 30 January 2012 (UTC)
Public schools are available at no cost, yet somehow throngs of private schools are going strong. So are UPS and FedEx. Mjollnir.svgListenerXTalkerX 07:03, 30 January 2012 (UTC)
Yes, because people have a reason to go to private schools. Why buy private insurance when Obama insurance is so much cheaper? Boom. And no one uses FedEx or UPS to mail Christmas cards or things like that because the shipping is so much more expensive than a postage stamp. The losses from the failed operation...paid by you-know-who.--Elvis is King (talk) 07:10, 30 January 2012 (UTC)
If the U.S. government handled insurance like they handle schools, I suspect that people would have plenty of reasons to buy private insurance. In the U.K., for example, where even most hospitals are state-owned, they still have private insurance and private hospitals.
And no one uses FedEx or UPS to mail Christmas cards or things like that because... the Postal Service has a legal monopoly on the mailing of letters. Mjollnir.svgListenerXTalkerX 07:17, 30 January 2012 (UTC)
Then Obama could just shut the private insurances down. He can already send people suspected of being "terrorists" to Gitmo without trial.
The Post Office is just another example of big government.--Elvis is King (talk) 07:23, 30 January 2012 (UTC)

────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────Oh no, China holds ~8% of US debt! Run for the hills before Mao takes over! Nebuchadnezzar (talk) 07:26, 30 January 2012 (UTC)

[edit] Elvis and Bacon

Elvis Presley, seen here being thanked by Richard Nixon for solving America's pig problem by single-handedly eating the entire wild population. Note the belt which was a gift from the US Department of Bacon

Stop hurting my fucking feelings!--Elvis (talk) 04:37, 20 February 2012 (UTC)

I don't care, you lousy impersonator.--Elvis is King (talk) 17:55, 20 February 2012 (UTC)
Fuck you. Do you have a daughter?--Elvis (talk) 15:28, 25 February 2012 (UTC)
No, you impostor. Thank God.--Elvis is King (talk) 17:15, 25 February 2012 (UTC)
A niece maybe?--Elvis (talk) 07:30, 26 February 2012 (UTC)
Yes, a whiny brat of a niece. Wahhhhhhhhhh, me no get new cell fone! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LMFAO!!!!!--Elvis is King (talk) 21:47, 26 February 2012 (UTC)

[edit] A response to the latest actions

I am afraid that you have implied that you value stupidity. To quote Ron White, "You can't fix stupid". I am a principled man who seeks to restore the dream of conservatism, and I have been shunned. If I must use this venue to communicate with the last decent man, I guess there is no other choice. I am a Hero for this generation. --Elvis is King (talk) 15:33, 23 April 2012 (UTC)

[edit] Keep your personal butthurt out of articles.

What the subject says. --PsyGremlinZungumza! 15:03, 14 May 2012 (UTC)

I must state that what I said was truth. I speak for true conservatives who will not tolerate the German nationalism of Sam Coulter. Chicken Boy will love Taylor until Realwiki crushes his little dreams! I tell you, it's coming! Your reversion of my edits simply shows that you don't value truth. --Elvis is King (talk) 15:17, 14 May 2012 (UTC)
uh huh... no. --il'Dictator Mikal 15:22, 14 May 2012 (UTC)
Just watch, loser! It'll rise up to the top! I will win this round! --Elvis is King (talk) 15:30, 14 May 2012 (UTC)

[edit] I'm all shook up

The Noisy Orchestra Oi! Oi! Oi! 13:03, 6 July 2012 (UTC)

Nice song. --Elvis is King (talk) 13:09, 6 July 2012 (UTC)

[edit] I love you

Homosexually.--Elvis (talk) 23:37, 18 August 2012 (UTC)

Uh....why?--Elvis is King (talk) 23:39, 18 August 2012 (UTC)
Don't ask me. Ask the pelvis.--Elvis (talk) 00:51, 19 August 2012 (UTC)

[edit] You are a dick

You really are a dick, aren't you? Either that or you're utterly insane. --SamCoulter (talk) 03:13, 19 August 2012 (UTC)

I'm a true Conservative Patriot. But I bet you're a real dick. You usurp George in favor of some dumbass who loves Taylor Swift. Deny he does. I have evidence. Andy agrees with me. --Elvis is King (talk) 03:15, 19 August 2012 (UTC)
How many friends do you think you're making with your current nonsense? --SamCoulter (talk) 03:16, 19 August 2012 (UTC)
What nonsense? I'm doing the will Reagan. I have lots of friends on Cp. And are you denying my claim about your lackey? --Elvis is King (talk) 03:18, 19 August 2012 (UTC)
Both of you, seriously. Stop this shit. --Revolverman (talk) 03:20, 19 August 2012 (UTC)

[edit] Discussion moved

I've brought the conversation over here instead of pestering SamHB continuously. About the Taylor Swift article on AW - I personally guarantee it will never be deleted. I don't give in to my kids' tantrums; please don't flatter yourself that I would give in to yours. This has nothing to do with conservatism, liberalism or libertarianism. It simply has to do with my absolute refusal to give in to a bully. Congratulations. I rarely dig my heels in, but I am completely over your shenanigans. SharonW (talk) 21:10, 19 August 2012 (UTC)

Well, you want to not help your little libertarian buddy with his Swift problem. Fergus complains that Andy S. exploits User:Conservative's alleged mental health problems. Fergus is exploiting Chicken Boy's Swift love problem. If you deny that Chicken Boy loves Swift, well I can't fix stupid. And allissues are political issues.--Elvis is King (talk) 23:27, 21 August 2012 (UTC)
No, I'm much more interested in your problem. I do find it amusing that you go on and on and on ad nauseum about someone else's supposed obsession. A portion of Luke 4:23 might be appropriate here: "Physician, heal thyself." SharonW (talk) 16:26, 22 August 2012 (UTC)
Sharon, you're clueless. I'm fine, thank you. You must surely realize that Chicken Boy loves Taylor. Your admin Andy F. even realizes it; see the section on his talk page. You said you raise boys, right? What would you do if they started to edit an article about her like that, posting images on it, and on their userpages. Would you not think they have a problem? While we're at it, what about the emasculation of American society? This fits in right into it. Feminists would rather young men listen to drivel like Swift rather than some good Meat Loaf, right? Liberals always think they can have their way. --Elvis is King (talk) 20:41, 23 August 2012 (UTC)

[edit] Thankyouverymuch

Elvis has left the building. Reckless Noise Symphony (talk) 07:43, 13 November 2014 (UTC)

Good stuff, good stuff. --Elvis is King (talk) 00:53, 14 November 2014 (UTC)

[edit] 4/10

Your score for trolling. You've managed to do decent research into finding quotes and so on to annoy people but I find you too obvious to be effective. Had you been more subtle this coud've had more potential but I'm afraid you layed down all your cards too quickly, hence the score. ClothCoat (talk) 00:27, 27 November 2014 (UTC)

You simply cannot realize the obvious truth. --Elvis is King (talk) 18:32, 27 November 2014 (UTC)

[edit] Elvis was a crappy musician

His main claim to fame in rock was being a white guy. Ikanreed (talk) 16:38, 2 December 2014 (UTC)

That's a lie. You must admit that Elvis had way more talent in his pinky than that liberal moron Swift that Chicken Boy worships has in her whole body. You are simply ignorant to true talent, because of what the lamestream media has defined talent as for you. --Elvis is King (talk) 01:48, 3 December 2014 (UTC)

[edit] One of Elvis's Favorite Sandwiches

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Peanut butter, banana, and bacon. Yum yum. Why do you hate Elvis by disparaging bacon? EmeraldCityWanderer (talk) 01:59, 3 December 2014 (UTC)

Bacon is a disgusting liberal abomination God banned because it is an utterly deplorable, fattening, filthy substance. It is completely disgusting. --Elvis is King (talk) 02:00, 3 December 2014 (UTC)
Please see my essay HERE for more information. --Elvis is King (talk) 02:05, 3 December 2014 (UTC)
However, if Elvis is king...and the king loved bacon...and eating bacon makes one a liberal abomination...wouldn't that make Elvis a liberal abomination? Unless the food has a political view. Which would be interesting. EmeraldCityWanderer (talk) 02:10, 3 December 2014 (UTC)
Nope. The bacon is a liberal abomination, and it is a shame Elvis had a fondness for it. The same way a lot of musicians seem to be fond of fattening foods and drugs. It's honestly sad his life was premature because he ate all that slop.
Also, could you ban that liberal who dared mock me with a frivolous and libelous account name? --Elvis is King (talk) 02:21, 3 December 2014 (UTC)
I would be interested to hear how bacon is liberal given Michelle Obama's push for healthy eating. Sorry you can't take any sort of humor, I'll call the Wahmbulance for you, otherwise please inform me why anyone whould do what you demand.
I don't see anything that states users can't be mocked, users can't be frivolous, users can't be liberal, and people aren't free to choose their account names. EmeraldCityWanderer (talk) 16:07, 3 December 2014 (UTC)
Michelle Obama says one thing and does another. She tells kids to eat healthy, and then shoves a 1,200 calorie fast food meal down her throat. User:Elvis is King is a closet Taylor Swift fan should be banned per policy for a frivolous, derogatory, libelous, username at that instance, and if you disagree, you are going against the basic premise of law and order. --Elvis is King (talk) 02:05, 5 December 2014 (UTC)
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