User talk:Jesus Loves You

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New logo large.png Your welcome to RationalWiki is lukewarm at best, Jesus Loves You.

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Jesus is dead and has been for nearly 2000 years, he doesn't love anyone. Christopher (talk) 10:14, 29 May 2017 (UTC)

Monkey typewriter theory[edit]

How exactly does it disprove evolution? I've never heard this one before. Christopher (talk) 10:21, 29 May 2017 (UTC)

Are you going to answer or just continue to insert random unsupported assertions into articles? Christopher (talk) 10:26, 29 May 2017 (UTC)
It says right there in your article. The time it would take for a bunch of monkeys randomly typing to reproduce the works of Shakespeare is longer than the age of the universe. Ergo, the universe itself which is far more complex than Shakespeare's works cannot have randomly evolved. It was created by an intelligent God.— Unsigned, by: Jesus Loves You / talk / contribs
On talk pages, please sign your comments using four tildes (~~~~) or by clicking on the sign button: SigButt.png on the toolbar above the edit panel. (You can indent successive talk page comments using one more colon (:) for each line.) Thank you. Christopher (talk) 10:36, 29 May 2017 (UTC)
The universe isn't random though, it has laws (gravity, evolution etc.) Therefore your argument is a false analogy. Christopher (talk) 10:40, 29 May 2017 (UTC)
Still waiting for a response. Christopher (talk) 11:06, 29 May 2017 (UTC)