User talk:Stabby the Misanthrope/Archive4
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[edit] Absence
I could de-sysop you for 3 weeks to remove the temptation?
ContribsTalk 07:27, 27 May 2008 (EDT)
- I'd appreciate that. Would you please?
Radioactive Misanthrope 14:07, 27 May 2008 (EDT)
[edit] RA!
Want a blog? Please? I need beta testers. --λινυσ(☮) 22:01, 1 June 2008 (EDT)
- I'd love to! So... how do I start?
Radioactive Misanthrope 00:27, 2 June 2008 (EDT)
- Being naughty are we, RA? Shall I block your sock as well? Lyra § talk 00:31, 2 June 2008 (EDT)
- I have enough to keep going for quite some time.
Radioactive Misanthrope 00:40, 2 June 2008 (EDT)
- Right. Atomic communion wafer, Isotope cracker, etc. Lyra § talk 00:46, 2 June 2008 (EDT)
- Most of them aren't listed.
Radioactive Misanthrope 00:47, 2 June 2008 (EDT)
- Most of them aren't listed.
- Right. Atomic communion wafer, Isotope cracker, etc. Lyra § talk 00:46, 2 June 2008 (EDT)
- I have enough to keep going for quite some time.
- Being naughty are we, RA? Shall I block your sock as well? Lyra § talk 00:31, 2 June 2008 (EDT)
[edit] Muclear Natzah
Is that account proving too much of a tempation for you, RA? I could block it in like with your main one, if you'd like. I've be resysoped again as a joke and have nothing better to do right now. Or you could just keep using it as your provisional spokespuppet. Either is fine. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 12:09, 3 June 2008 (EDT)
- To answer your edit comment, it's the "+" tab to the right of "edit" and "0" ("0" edits "section 0", and is a really cool thing we use and WP doesn't! Thanks, Linus, I think, for that!). ħuman
17:35, 4 June 2008 (EDT)
- I could have sworn that button didn't exist until you explained it. I think I've fixed my sig, also! Jellyfish!Fish can wish 17:37, 4 June 2008 (EDT)
[edit] Question from IRC
"...do you believe rational wiki expand to try to refute pseudohistory? Trying to refute say Holocaust denial?"
Yes, and we already have something on that, I think. ħuman
15:46, 8 June 2008 (EDT)
- Well, shit. Someone's impersonating me, because I haven't been on IRC in over a month.
Radioactive Misanthrope 15:57, 8 June 2008 (EDT)
[edit] Sadness :(
I think it's very sad how many people have died in Iraq. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 21:27, 12 June 2008 (EDT)
- Well I don't, so :P
Radioactive Misanthrope 21:29, 12 June 2008 (EDT)
- You monster! It's a terrible situation over there. Haven't you been paying attention to world politics? Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 21:30, 12 June 2008 (EDT)
- No. I was emphasizing the "eyes" of the smiley.
Radioactive Misanthrope 21:35, 12 June 2008 (EDT)
- What kind of person are you??? Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 21:36, 12 June 2008 (EDT)
- Well, some would say I'm a square person...
Radioactive Misanthrope 21:40, 12 June 2008 (EDT)
- In the seventies, perhaps. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 21:44, 12 June 2008 (EDT)
- So what do they call it now?
Radioactive Misanthrope 21:45, 12 June 2008 (EDT)
- Oblongality. Incidentally, I'm tempted to alter my comments at the start of this thread in a way that completely changes the meaning of your answers. Can I? Please? Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 21:48, 12 June 2008 (EDT)
- Knock yourself out.
Radioactive Misanthrope 21:54, 12 June 2008 (EDT)
- Knock yourself out.
- Oblongality. Incidentally, I'm tempted to alter my comments at the start of this thread in a way that completely changes the meaning of your answers. Can I? Please? Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 21:48, 12 June 2008 (EDT)
- So what do they call it now?
- In the seventies, perhaps. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 21:44, 12 June 2008 (EDT)
- Well, some would say I'm a square person...
- What kind of person are you??? Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 21:36, 12 June 2008 (EDT)
- No. I was emphasizing the "eyes" of the smiley.
- You monster! It's a terrible situation over there. Haven't you been paying attention to world politics? Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 21:30, 12 June 2008 (EDT)
- Seamless! Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 22:01, 12 June 2008 (EDT)
- Not really. In context of your changes, my first response is now grammatically incorrect, making it apparent that something is fishy.
Radioactive Misanthrope 22:07, 12 June 2008 (EDT)
- How is it incorrect? "I think it's sad" => "Well I don't". Completely seamless. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 22:09, 12 June 2008 (EDT)
- Hm. Reconsidering, I guess it isn't. It just struck me as awkward initially—nonsensical, I guess.
Radioactive Misanthrope 23:08, 12 June 2008 (EDT)
- Your second response is a bit unnatural. This historical revisionism isn't as easy as it looks! Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 23:17, 12 June 2008 (EDT)
- Quit arguing amongst yourself. ħuman
23:21, 12 June 2008 (EDT)
- Never. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 23:22, 12 June 2008 (EDT)
- Quit arguing amongst yourself. ħuman
- Your second response is a bit unnatural. This historical revisionism isn't as easy as it looks! Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 23:17, 12 June 2008 (EDT)
- Hm. Reconsidering, I guess it isn't. It just struck me as awkward initially—nonsensical, I guess.
- How is it incorrect? "I think it's sad" => "Well I don't". Completely seamless. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 22:09, 12 June 2008 (EDT)
- Not really. In context of your changes, my first response is now grammatically incorrect, making it apparent that something is fishy.
For the last time, I am not 85 25 151 22!
Radioactive Misanthrope 23:24, 12 June 2008 (EDT)
- Yes you are *evil grin*. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 23:30, 12 June 2008 (EDT)
[edit] Preview button?
Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 23:58, 12 June 2008 (EDT)
- What are you talking about?
Radioactive Misanthrope 00:09, 13 June 2008 (EDT)
- Your <nowiki> method of fixing things. Sigh. Never mind... Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 00:30, 13 June 2008 (EDT)
Ringing the bell. tmtoulouse oppress 00:55, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
[edit] Wherein
Someone should update the "active users" thing to prove my utter domination of this wiki. ħuman
00:56, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- I don't have the construct (or whatever it's called) that was used to chart people's contributions. Genghis has it. I already asked him to update it, but got no answer. His lack of immediate response has me thinking he has a "life".
Radioactive Misanthrope 01:00, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
[edit] H E L L O !
Didn't see you there. Let's have a long and engaging conversation. Moltres, eh? How's that working out for you?? Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 00:58, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- It is far superior to Charizard.
Radioactive Misanthrope 01:00, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- You'll hear no argument from me. Actually, where is Moltres? I don't think I ever caught it. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 01:01, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- It's on Victory Road.
Radioactive Misanthrope 01:03, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Of course I've made it that far. I just don't find Victory Road a very welcoming place, so I don't spend much time there :P I'm terrible at catching the Legendary Birds, anyway. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 01:06, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- It gets easier once your Pokemon are strong enough. Anywho, as I recall, Moltres can be seen in the first room you enter (when traveling from Viridian to Indigo League) in the uppermost right. ...Actually getting to it requires stumbling around and falling through the correct hole in the ground.
Radioactive Misanthrope 01:12, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- I tend to end up with one ridiculously strong pokemon and five interesting-yet-rubbish ones :( Quite difficult to get it down to a sliver of health in that situation. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 01:16, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Talking to yourself is so web 2.1 ħuman
01:17, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- I hope that's just a running gag, now. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 01:18, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- I hope so, too. Back on subject, don't you rotate your Pokemon? Although I suspect that mine are stronger than average (in relation to where I am in the game), probably because I spend a good many hours in-between each major journey/event leveling up my party. Is that normal?
Radioactive Misanthrope 01:22, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Probably. I'm too lazy to do that, though. I try to rotate them, but I get bored. I almost never pause between the game events to do any deliberate training, and I skip all the battles that I can :) Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 01:24, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- That explains a lot.
Radioactive Misanthrope 01:25, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- I still do alright, though. I'm not "doomed", so there :P I do sometimes end up having to train for a while to catch up to the level I should be at, though. Just before Gym Leaders, usually. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 01:28, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Regardless, you should train more.
Radioactive Misanthrope 02:13, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Should not. It's more fun my way :P Battles are much more engaging if you know you don't really deserve to win :) Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 02:18, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- That's an interesting way of looking at it. You almost make loserness sound palatable : )
Radioactive Misanthrope 02:22, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- You can't deny that winning by the skin of your teeth is more enjoyable. I defy you to.Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 02:23, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- :P
Radioactive Misanthrope 02:25, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- :P Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 02:27, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Fruitcake!
Radioactive Misanthrope 02:36, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Karl, you're an idiot. Play a record. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 02:39, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Allahu akbar!
Radioactive Misanthrope 02:45, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- You've never heard of Karl Pilkington? You have my pity you Muslim extremist. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 02:47, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- I haven't. Discuss.
Radioactive Misanthrope 02:48, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- He was the producer (translation: the guy who presses buttons) of a radio show hosted by Ricky Gervais. He became known for... well, being incredible stupid and credulous. There's probably some helpful information about him on Wikipedia. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 02:50, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Radio is for boobs. Discuss.
Radioactive Misanthrope 02:54, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- By that you mean "foolish persons". Right? Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 02:55, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- No, television is for boobs! Unless you meant Jeremy Boob, the nowhere man... ħuman
02:57, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- What kind of sexist do you take me for? Of course I meant "ignorant person". Silly babbit...
Radioactive Misanthrope 03:00, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Why babbit?? I'm much more like a rabbit. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 03:01, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- I thought you were a jellyfish? A rabbit isn't even an inchordate.
Radioactive Misanthrope 03:08, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- I can be both. Also, I call Indent Tower. Bring it on, bitch. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 03:11, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- I prefer the term "bastard", you uncouth yahooligan.
Radioactive Misanthrope 03:13, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- You're the one who keeps calling me "inchordate". Do you know what that means in Jellyfishian? Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 03:16, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- I assume it's a compliment of the highest order?
Radioactive Misanthrope 03:17, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- It means "phenakistoscope". More baffling than "compliment-y". Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 03:21, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Well, I'd consider being called an early motion picture device a compliment—upgraded, baby!
Radioactive Misanthrope 03:24, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Baffling, I say. And may the zoetrope haunt your dreams. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 03:30, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- And may the tidings of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis be upon you.
Radioactive Misanthrope 03:45, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Actually, if you accept chemical names and foreign transliterations as legitimate words, there are words that dwarf your puny effort by a considerable ammount. See here. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 03:49, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Look at this image! It's so incredible! Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 03:51, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Well, I don't, so nyah! :P
Radioactive Misanthrope 03:59, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- I DECLARE THIS INDENT TOWER COMPLETE. YOU MAY NOW RETURN TO YOUR FAMILIES. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 04:02, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Surrender monkey! This battle is not over yet!
Radioactive Misanthrope 04:16, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Sure it is. Go home :) Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 04:20, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Fruitcake!
Radioactive Misanthrope 04:23, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Have you reached the other side yet? Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 04:31, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Of heaven? Of the planet? What?!
Radioactive Misanthrope 04:39, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Of heaven? Of the planet? What?!
- Have you reached the other side yet? Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 04:31, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Fruitcake!
- Sure it is. Go home :) Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 04:20, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Surrender monkey! This battle is not over yet!
- I DECLARE THIS INDENT TOWER COMPLETE. YOU MAY NOW RETURN TO YOUR FAMILIES. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 04:02, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Well, I don't, so nyah! :P
- Look at this image! It's so incredible! Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 03:51, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Actually, if you accept chemical names and foreign transliterations as legitimate words, there are words that dwarf your puny effort by a considerable ammount. See here. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 03:49, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- And may the tidings of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis be upon you.
- Baffling, I say. And may the zoetrope haunt your dreams. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 03:30, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Well, I'd consider being called an early motion picture device a compliment—upgraded, baby!
- It means "phenakistoscope". More baffling than "compliment-y". Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 03:21, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- I assume it's a compliment of the highest order?
- You're the one who keeps calling me "inchordate". Do you know what that means in Jellyfishian? Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 03:16, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- I prefer the term "bastard", you uncouth yahooligan.
- I can be both. Also, I call Indent Tower. Bring it on, bitch. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 03:11, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- I thought you were a jellyfish? A rabbit isn't even an inchordate.
- Why babbit?? I'm much more like a rabbit. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 03:01, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- No, television is for boobs! Unless you meant Jeremy Boob, the nowhere man... ħuman
- By that you mean "foolish persons". Right? Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 02:55, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Radio is for boobs. Discuss.
- He was the producer (translation: the guy who presses buttons) of a radio show hosted by Ricky Gervais. He became known for... well, being incredible stupid and credulous. There's probably some helpful information about him on Wikipedia. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 02:50, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- I haven't. Discuss.
- You've never heard of Karl Pilkington? You have my pity you Muslim extremist. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 02:47, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Allahu akbar!
- Karl, you're an idiot. Play a record. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 02:39, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Fruitcake!
- :P Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 02:27, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- :P
- You can't deny that winning by the skin of your teeth is more enjoyable. I defy you to.Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 02:23, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- That's an interesting way of looking at it. You almost make loserness sound palatable : )
- Should not. It's more fun my way :P Battles are much more engaging if you know you don't really deserve to win :) Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 02:18, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Regardless, you should train more.
- I still do alright, though. I'm not "doomed", so there :P I do sometimes end up having to train for a while to catch up to the level I should be at, though. Just before Gym Leaders, usually. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 01:28, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- That explains a lot.
- Probably. I'm too lazy to do that, though. I try to rotate them, but I get bored. I almost never pause between the game events to do any deliberate training, and I skip all the battles that I can :) Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 01:24, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- I hope so, too. Back on subject, don't you rotate your Pokemon? Although I suspect that mine are stronger than average (in relation to where I am in the game), probably because I spend a good many hours in-between each major journey/event leveling up my party. Is that normal?
- I hope that's just a running gag, now. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 01:18, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Talking to yourself is so web 2.1 ħuman
- I tend to end up with one ridiculously strong pokemon and five interesting-yet-rubbish ones :( Quite difficult to get it down to a sliver of health in that situation. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 01:16, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- It gets easier once your Pokemon are strong enough. Anywho, as I recall, Moltres can be seen in the first room you enter (when traveling from Viridian to Indigo League) in the uppermost right. ...Actually getting to it requires stumbling around and falling through the correct hole in the ground.
- Of course I've made it that far. I just don't find Victory Road a very welcoming place, so I don't spend much time there :P I'm terrible at catching the Legendary Birds, anyway. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 01:06, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- It's on Victory Road.
- You'll hear no argument from me. Actually, where is Moltres? I don't think I ever caught it. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 01:01, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
[edit] Your nation produces inferior chocolate
Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 15:05, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Of course. The only nation that knows how to produce superior chocolate is Belgium. And possibly the Swiss. --AKjeldsenPotential fundamentalist! 15:13, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Yes. It's called "Hersheys".
Radioactive Misanthrope 17:26, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
[edit] No. Belgium and Swiss also produces inferior chocolate. I have spoken.
Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 15:14, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- That is an unorthodox position indeed, which in turn leads to the question: Who does produce superior chocolate, then? --AKjeldsenPotential fundamentalist! 15:16, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
[edit] Me! Hahahahahahahahaha!
Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 15:19, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- I must admit I have never heard of a jellyfish producing chocolate. Do you offer free samples? --AKjeldsenPotential fundamentalist! 15:21, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- On Bloomsday we all eat chocolate jellyfish (and some real ones, too). ħuman
15:22, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- On Bloomsday we all eat chocolate jellyfish (and some real ones, too). ħuman
[edit] What the hell is Bloomsday?
Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 15:26, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
[edit] Samples? Never! All the chocolate I produce is for my own consumption. It is not for those who are used to inferior chocolate. I have spoken!
Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 15:26, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- "Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence." --AKjeldsenPotential fundamentalist! 15:29, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Occam's Razor! No!!
- Oh great, now all my chocolate's disappeared. I hope you're happy.
- Also, it appears I'm not God anymore :( Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 15:31, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Excellent. I for one maintain that the Belgians produce the best chocolate; indeed, the standard by which all other chocolate is judged and of which they all fall short. --AKjeldsenPotential fundamentalist! 15:33, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- I get the feeling you're talking about dark chocolate, though. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 15:37, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- I am talking about all types of chocolate. --AKjeldsenPotential fundamentalist! 15:40, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Bah. I'm watching you, chocolate heretic. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 15:44, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Heretic? I am merely repeating the mainstream position on this question, the one with which all educated, reasonable individuals would agree. Surely it is you who are the heretic here. --AKjeldsenPotential fundamentalist! 15:47, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Alas, I am undone! But dark chocolate is still rubbish...
- I like small text. Teach the controversy. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 15:51, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- I assume that you have never actually tasted Belgian chocolate. If you had, you would never call dark chocolate 'rubbish' again. --AKjeldsenPotential fundamentalist! 15:53, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- I've tasted many things that called themselves Belgian -- or just "Belgian style" sometimes, I think -- but since I've never actually eaten chocolate in Belgium itself (to the best of my knowledge), I find I cannot whole-heartedly disagree. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 16:00, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- "Belgian style" is phake. The real stuff is produced in Belgium, with Belgian techniques, and by Belgian chocolatiers with a fanatical devotion to
the Popetheir product. It doesn't necessarily have to be eaten in Belgium, though, assuming one can find a trustworthy importer. --AKjeldsenPotential fundamentalist! 16:07, 14 June 2008 (EDT)- Not Lindt, then? Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 16:09, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Lindt is definitely a high-quality product that one should never reject. It is not, however, Belgian. --AKjeldsenPotential fundamentalist! 16:14, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- I suddenly feel like starting a new "Belgian meme". It would be awesome. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 16:17, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Between their beers and their chocolates, it would indeed be glorious. However, I remain unconvinced. Would we not be, to some extent, profaning this epitome of culinary culture by turning it into a meme? Also, I would point out that forced memes are usually phailmemes. --AKjeldsenPotential fundamentalist! 16:23, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Not when done by jellyfish. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 16:28, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Surely jellyfish are not exempt from the usual "natural laws" of memetics? --AKjeldsenPotential fundamentalist! 16:30, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- <vanity>Does the word "sandalism" mean anything to you?</vanity> Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 16:33, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- No. --AKjeldsenPotential fundamentalist! 16:35, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Liar. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 16:41, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- No, RLY. I have no idea what that means. Is it the obsessive wearing of sandals, even under... inappropriate conditions? --AKjeldsenPotential fundamentalist! 16:43, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- No. That idea gave me some fairly amusing thoughts, though :) It's just supposed to be an inadequately explained variation on vandalism, if you must know. I coined it as a confusing phrase to use when reverting Shabby for no reason. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 16:54, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Well, that's certainly a meritorous purpose, but... what does that have to do with the present issue? --AKjeldsenPotential fundamentalist! 16:57, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- AK, in all honesty, I can no longer really remember what the "present issue" is. Do you think it's important? Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 16:59, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- No. No, I agree. It is no longer important, if it ever was. --AKjeldsenPotential fundamentalist! 17:02, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Stay right where you are. I want to take a picture.
- I would correct your woeful problem, but I know it would only put my signature there instead. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 17:07, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Ok, I got it. Everything under control. --AKjeldsenPotential fundamentalist! 17:13, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Not so, Anders. You've got the wrong timestamp on it. Do you practise deceit? Note that I will not be satisfied with an answer along the lines of "only until I'm really good at it". Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 17:22, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Alright. I have now corrected the timestamp, in the process further falsifying this historical record. I could use this as a jumping point for a lengthy discussion on historical methodology and genuine vs. fake sources. But I won't. Mostly because it's the weekend. --AKjeldsenPotential fundamentalist! 17:33, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Not so, Anders. You've got the wrong timestamp on it. Do you practise deceit? Note that I will not be satisfied with an answer along the lines of "only until I'm really good at it". Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 17:22, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Ok, I got it. Everything under control. --AKjeldsenPotential fundamentalist! 17:13, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- No. No, I agree. It is no longer important, if it ever was. --AKjeldsenPotential fundamentalist! 17:02, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- AK, in all honesty, I can no longer really remember what the "present issue" is. Do you think it's important? Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 16:59, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Well, that's certainly a meritorous purpose, but... what does that have to do with the present issue? --AKjeldsenPotential fundamentalist! 16:57, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- No. That idea gave me some fairly amusing thoughts, though :) It's just supposed to be an inadequately explained variation on vandalism, if you must know. I coined it as a confusing phrase to use when reverting Shabby for no reason. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 16:54, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- No, RLY. I have no idea what that means. Is it the obsessive wearing of sandals, even under... inappropriate conditions? --AKjeldsenPotential fundamentalist! 16:43, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Liar. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 16:41, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- No. --AKjeldsenPotential fundamentalist! 16:35, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- <vanity>Does the word "sandalism" mean anything to you?</vanity> Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 16:33, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Surely jellyfish are not exempt from the usual "natural laws" of memetics? --AKjeldsenPotential fundamentalist! 16:30, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Not when done by jellyfish. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 16:28, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Between their beers and their chocolates, it would indeed be glorious. However, I remain unconvinced. Would we not be, to some extent, profaning this epitome of culinary culture by turning it into a meme? Also, I would point out that forced memes are usually phailmemes. --AKjeldsenPotential fundamentalist! 16:23, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- I suddenly feel like starting a new "Belgian meme". It would be awesome. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 16:17, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Lindt is definitely a high-quality product that one should never reject. It is not, however, Belgian. --AKjeldsenPotential fundamentalist! 16:14, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Not Lindt, then? Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 16:09, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- "Belgian style" is phake. The real stuff is produced in Belgium, with Belgian techniques, and by Belgian chocolatiers with a fanatical devotion to
- I've tasted many things that called themselves Belgian -- or just "Belgian style" sometimes, I think -- but since I've never actually eaten chocolate in Belgium itself (to the best of my knowledge), I find I cannot whole-heartedly disagree. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 16:00, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- I assume that you have never actually tasted Belgian chocolate. If you had, you would never call dark chocolate 'rubbish' again. --AKjeldsenPotential fundamentalist! 15:53, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Heretic? I am merely repeating the mainstream position on this question, the one with which all educated, reasonable individuals would agree. Surely it is you who are the heretic here. --AKjeldsenPotential fundamentalist! 15:47, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Bah. I'm watching you, chocolate heretic. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 15:44, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- I am talking about all types of chocolate. --AKjeldsenPotential fundamentalist! 15:40, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- I get the feeling you're talking about dark chocolate, though. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 15:37, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Excellent. I for one maintain that the Belgians produce the best chocolate; indeed, the standard by which all other chocolate is judged and of which they all fall short. --AKjeldsenPotential fundamentalist! 15:33, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
[edit] RA Breaks the Flow, Audience Applauds
- Jellyfish: You claim to have tasted "many things Belgian." Isn't that cannablism?
Radioactive Misanthrope 17:29, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Only by coincidence. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 17:34, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- What the eff does that mean?
Radioactive Misanthrope 17:36, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Long story. Don't ask. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 17:37, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- 'Coincidence'... or deceitful design?!?! The public demands answers! --AKjeldsenPotential fundamentalist! 17:41, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- I ate a belgian chocolatier.
- Actually, that wasn't so long after all. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 17:44, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- How dare you eat a chocolatier! I don't care that they were Belgian, but the poor gal/guy made chocolate! Thanks to you, thousands of people were forced to consume Hershey's instead!
Radioactive Misanthrope 17:47, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- I admit that Jellyfish was correct: I should not have asked.
- Let's discuss beer instead. Belgian beer, of course. --AKjeldsenPotential fundamentalist! 17:49, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- That "fruitcake! murderer!" edit comment made me laugh out loud. But, funnily enough, I ate a brewery once as well. Marginally less pleasant. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 17:51, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Somehow, I find it difficult to believe that. --AKjeldsenPotential fundamentalist! 17:53, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- That "fruitcake! murderer!" edit comment made me laugh out loud. But, funnily enough, I ate a brewery once as well. Marginally less pleasant. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 17:51, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- How dare you eat a chocolatier! I don't care that they were Belgian, but the poor gal/guy made chocolate! Thanks to you, thousands of people were forced to consume Hershey's instead!
- 'Coincidence'... or deceitful design?!?! The public demands answers! --AKjeldsenPotential fundamentalist! 17:41, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Long story. Don't ask. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 17:37, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- What the eff does that mean?
- Only by coincidence. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 17:34, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Jellyfish: You claim to have tasted "many things Belgian." Isn't that cannablism?
[edit] Jelly intercepts the flow. The crowd goes wild
- That's because of your over-literal reliance on historical sources. I would ask you to talk about that, but it's the "weekend" apparently. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 17:57, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- "Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence." --AKjeldsenPotential fundamentalist! 17:59, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- You got my collection of Tibetan art that time. Be careful, dammit! Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 18:02, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Sorry. :-( It is quite a powerful phrase. --AKjeldsenPotential fundamentalist! 18:06, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Don't you mean "my collection of Chinese minority art"? ; )
Radioactive Misanthrope 18:16, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Hmmmm...
- !
- !
- !
- Nope. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 18:18, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- You are absolutely correct, Jellyfish—we're all African in the end.
Radioactive Misanthrope 18:23, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- No. We're all African at the start. Pay attention, cutefrake. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 18:34, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- You called me cute! *Hugs Jellyfish*
Radioactive Misanthrope 19:07, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- You can't hug jellyfish. That's... basic. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 19:17, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Spongebob does it.
Radioactive Misanthrope 19:19, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- That's a dangerous precedent. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 19:21, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- How so?
Radioactive Misanthrope 19:25, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Well, firstly, Spongebob lives underwater. He also (to the best of my memory) once created a halloween costume that necessitated the exposure of his brain. He also enjoys the patronage of Shabby (I don't know if you were there for that, but it was quite surreal) All in all, not a particularly good example for you youngsters. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 19:29, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- ...If you were a Tentacruel I could hug you...
Radioactive Misanthrope 19:38, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- I think Tentacruel are supposed to be quite big. Tentacool would be a safer bet. And anyway, aren't they more like squid? They don't look like my kindred jellyfish. You are the pokefascist, my fiend. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 19:44, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- No, I'm pretty sure they're jellyfish.
Radioactive Misanthrope 19:49, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- But they're so dull. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 19:51, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- They are not! Pokémon racist!
Radioactive Misanthrope 19:53, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- :P Much less interesting than Articuno. Or Pichu. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 19:56, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Feh. Zapdos could pwn Articuno and Pichu any day of the week.
Radioactive Misanthrope 20:08, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Feh. Zapdos could pwn Articuno and Pichu any day of the week.
- :P Much less interesting than Articuno. Or Pichu. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 19:56, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- They are not! Pokémon racist!
- But they're so dull. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 19:51, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- No, I'm pretty sure they're jellyfish.
- I think Tentacruel are supposed to be quite big. Tentacool would be a safer bet. And anyway, aren't they more like squid? They don't look like my kindred jellyfish. You are the pokefascist, my fiend. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 19:44, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- ...If you were a Tentacruel I could hug you...
- Well, firstly, Spongebob lives underwater. He also (to the best of my memory) once created a halloween costume that necessitated the exposure of his brain. He also enjoys the patronage of Shabby (I don't know if you were there for that, but it was quite surreal) All in all, not a particularly good example for you youngsters. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 19:29, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- How so?
- That's a dangerous precedent. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 19:21, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Spongebob does it.
- You can't hug jellyfish. That's... basic. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 19:17, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- You called me cute! *Hugs Jellyfish*
- No. We're all African at the start. Pay attention, cutefrake. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 18:34, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- You are absolutely correct, Jellyfish—we're all African in the end.
- Don't you mean "my collection of Chinese minority art"? ; )
- Sorry. :-( It is quite a powerful phrase. --AKjeldsenPotential fundamentalist! 18:06, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- You got my collection of Tibetan art that time. Be careful, dammit! Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 18:02, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- "Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence." --AKjeldsenPotential fundamentalist! 17:59, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- That's because of your over-literal reliance on historical sources. I would ask you to talk about that, but it's the "weekend" apparently. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 17:57, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
[edit] We reach the Forbidden Zone, but keep going for some reason...
- Nar. Articuno is the queen of the birds. Only Suicune beats it. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 20:27, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Nay! Kyogre is better than either!
Radioactive Misanthrope 22:52, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Is there anybody... out there? ħuman
23:23, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Why do you ask? Is something going down?
Radioactive Misanthrope 23:24, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- Ides starts in fifteen minutes, where I reside... gentlemen, ladies, and "others", synchronize your clepsydrae! ħuman
23:46, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
- What?! Give me some warning next time, man! I've still got my facial mask on!
Radioactive Misanthrope 00:02, 15 June 2008 (EDT)
- Dude, strip it and rip it, I've seen it done in less than 6 minutes. Get on board, and don't forget the lemons! ħuman
00:42, 15 June 2008 (EDT)
- Lemons? I would've sworn you said we were using limes.
Radioactive Misanthrope 00:49, 15 June 2008 (EDT)
- "Oranges and lemons, say the bells of St. St. Clemons, no one but you and I, say the bells of prince far-I" ħuman
01:20, 15 June 2008 (EDT)
- Ah, okay, I've got oranges at least. I'm ready!
Radioactive Misanthrope 01:37, 15 June 2008 (EDT)
- Let's go! Limes, oranges, lemons, lymons, stropberries, they're all the same to our victims! Into the fray! ħuman
02:01, 15 June 2008 (EDT)
- Let's go! Limes, oranges, lemons, lymons, stropberries, they're all the same to our victims! Into the fray! ħuman
- Ah, okay, I've got oranges at least. I'm ready!
- "Oranges and lemons, say the bells of St. St. Clemons, no one but you and I, say the bells of prince far-I" ħuman
- Dude, strip it and rip it, I've seen it done in less than 6 minutes. Get on board, and don't forget the lemons! ħuman
- What?! Give me some warning next time, man! I've still got my facial mask on!
- Ides starts in fifteen minutes, where I reside... gentlemen, ladies, and "others", synchronize your clepsydrae! ħuman
- Why do you ask? Is something going down?
- Is there anybody... out there? ħuman
- Nay! Kyogre is better than either!
- Nar. Articuno is the queen of the birds. Only Suicune beats it. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 20:27, 14 June 2008 (EDT)
[edit] I have sent you a very important email letterbomb
I have sent you a very important email letterbomb --Ted Kaczynski 10:30, 15 June 2008 (EDT)
- You missed my pun :( Now I'm sad. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 21:19, 15 June 2008 (EDT)
- No, I got it.
Radioactive Misanthrope 21:20, 15 June 2008 (EDT)
- I know. You beat me back here by half a second, unfortunately. I hereby slink away with my tail between my legs. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 21:21, 15 June 2008 (EDT)
- Busted for out-of-character metaphor, wellyfisch. You slunk away with your tentacles wrapped around each other! ħuman
23:19, 15 June 2008 (EDT)
- Don't be silly, Schuman. How might I slink with my tentacles so deployed? Tis absurd, say I, I say. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 23:22, 15 June 2008 (EDT)
- Well, you schurely have no tail, and no legs. So which organs did you slink away with said organs "between"? ħuman
23:27, 15 June 2008 (EDT)
- The gonads?
Radioactive Misanthrope 23:53, 15 June 2008 (EDT)
- I see the edit comment. My heart sinks. Sigh...
- Give yourself another lenient block for "perverse interest in my tentacles" would you RA? Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 23:54, 15 June 2008 (EDT)
- The only block I deserve is for the Unabomber reference I created when I changed your signature up there : )
Radioactive Misanthrope 23:57, 15 June 2008 (EDT)
- Oh is that what it is? I don't really know anything about Unabomber. Sorry :( Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 00:01, 16 June 2008 (EDT)
- Thought you were going to bed hours ago, Jelly.
ContribsTalk 00:14, 16 June 2008 (EDT) (Should I give you a 6 hour block?)
- Never! Jellyfish don't need sleep! Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 00:20, 16 June 2008 (EDT)
- Its horseshoes keep it awake... ħuman
00:21, 16 June 2008 (EDT)
- Its horseshoes keep it awake... ħuman
- Never! Jellyfish don't need sleep! Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 00:20, 16 June 2008 (EDT)
- Thought you were going to bed hours ago, Jelly.
- Oh is that what it is? I don't really know anything about Unabomber. Sorry :( Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 00:01, 16 June 2008 (EDT)
- The only block I deserve is for the Unabomber reference I created when I changed your signature up there : )
- The gonads?
- Well, you schurely have no tail, and no legs. So which organs did you slink away with said organs "between"? ħuman
- Don't be silly, Schuman. How might I slink with my tentacles so deployed? Tis absurd, say I, I say. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 23:22, 15 June 2008 (EDT)
- Busted for out-of-character metaphor, wellyfisch. You slunk away with your tentacles wrapped around each other! ħuman
- I know. You beat me back here by half a second, unfortunately. I hereby slink away with my tail between my legs. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 21:21, 15 June 2008 (EDT)
- No, I got it.
- But they sink towards the seabed as the sun rises!
ContribsTalk 00:22, 16 June 2008 (EDT)
- May the seabed rise to meet your tentacles before your horseshoes know you have left. (ancient Irish wellyfisch proverb) ħuman
00:24, 16 June 2008 (EDT)
- No one sleeps on the seabed. That's crazy talk. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 00:34, 16 June 2008 (EDT)
- How do you think the CRABS catch jellyfish? While they're asleep their snappity snappity claws come. - Be afraid, Jelly, Be Very Afraid!
ContribsTalk 00:39, 16 June 2008 (EDT)
- Oho! You bought that whole thing about Crabs eating Jellyfish, did you? Tsk tsk tsk. Utter nonsense, of course -- jellyfish own guns, so naturally they are unassailable (and 30% cuter). Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 00:42, 16 June 2008 (EDT)
- I don't know about you, of course, but I have never seen a cute jellyfish. They're actually fairly disgusting when washed up on shore, and relatively stupid looking in an aquarium. You, of course, may be magnificently endowed with beauty, and large horseshoes. How can we tell? ħuman
00:47, 16 June 2008 (EDT)
- More two-legs lies. And the horseshoe thing ruined that for me. Bah. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 00:59, 16 June 2008 (EDT)
- If it makes you feel better, I apologize for the starting the whole gonads thing, fruitcake.
Radioactive Misanthrope 01:05, 16 June 2008 (EDT)
- Don't apologize, silly. It was funny at the start. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 01:07, 16 June 2008 (EDT)
- I'm sorry if I imposed a vertebrate perspective on your horseshoes. How do you yellyfische like them? Deeply curved? Gently hammered? Delicately frissoned? Just let us know your fetische and we shall accommodate... ħuman
01:11, 16 June 2008 (EDT)
- I am so adding "perverse interest in my tentacles" to the block reasons list next time I'm a sysop. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 01:12, 16 June 2008 (EDT)
- I'm sorry if I imposed a vertebrate perspective on your horseshoes. How do you yellyfische like them? Deeply curved? Gently hammered? Delicately frissoned? Just let us know your fetische and we shall accommodate... ħuman
- Don't apologize, silly. It was funny at the start. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 01:07, 16 June 2008 (EDT)
- If it makes you feel better, I apologize for the starting the whole gonads thing, fruitcake.
- More two-legs lies. And the horseshoe thing ruined that for me. Bah. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 00:59, 16 June 2008 (EDT)
- I don't know about you, of course, but I have never seen a cute jellyfish. They're actually fairly disgusting when washed up on shore, and relatively stupid looking in an aquarium. You, of course, may be magnificently endowed with beauty, and large horseshoes. How can we tell? ħuman
- Oho! You bought that whole thing about Crabs eating Jellyfish, did you? Tsk tsk tsk. Utter nonsense, of course -- jellyfish own guns, so naturally they are unassailable (and 30% cuter). Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 00:42, 16 June 2008 (EDT)
- How do you think the CRABS catch jellyfish? While they're asleep their snappity snappity claws come. - Be afraid, Jelly, Be Very Afraid!
- No one sleeps on the seabed. That's crazy talk. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 00:34, 16 June 2008 (EDT)
- May the seabed rise to meet your tentacles before your horseshoes know you have left. (ancient Irish wellyfisch proverb) ħuman
- But they sink towards the seabed as the sun rises!
- Has anyone called the FBI about Jellyfish's self-confessed cyberterrorist activities yet? --AKjeldsenPotential fundamentalist! 04:52, 16 June 2008 (EDT)
- If you must know, s/he isn't really Theodore Kaczynski.
Radioactive Misanthrope 04:56, 16 June 2008 (EDT)
- So I understand, but letterbombing is still a very serious OMG CYBERTERRORIST!!!!!! activity that may be punished with OVER 9000 YEARS!!!!! of prison. These are not matters to be taken lightly. --AKjeldsenPotential fundamentalist! 05:04, 16 June 2008 (EDT)
- I believe I just did.
Radioactive Misanthrope 05:05, 16 June 2008 (EDT)
- Oh, great. Now the terorists will win. Good work. --AKjeldsenPotential fundamentalist! 05:06, 16 June 2008 (EDT)
- We are all terrorists to someone else.
Radioactive Misanthrope 05:09, 16 June 2008 (EDT)
- I, for example, am a terrorist to my mother.
Radioactive Misanthrope 05:10, 16 June 2008 (EDT)
- Hmm. That sounds like liberal relativism and deceit. [suspicious] --AKjeldsenPotential fundamentalist! 05:11, 16 June 2008 (EDT)
- Deny the truth all you want. It won't help you : P
Radioactive Misanthrope 05:17, 16 June 2008 (EDT)
- It might be fun, though. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 05:24, 16 June 2008 (EDT)
- Indeed. I for one deny the truth practically on an hourly basis, and derive great enjoyment from it. --AKjeldsenPotential fundamentalist! 05:53, 16 June 2008 (EDT)
- Please explain your accusations of cyberterrorism, you Belgian extremist. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 06:14, 16 June 2008 (EDT)
- Why should he explain? You're the one who threatened me with a letter bomb.
Radioactive Misanthrope 06:36, 16 June 2008 (EDT)
- Read my comment on your blog first! Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 06:46, 16 June 2008 (EDT)
- I refer to the top of this section. "I have sent you a letterbomb." That's not even a threat, it's a confession. Clearly an "open and shut case", I believe the expression is. --AKjeldsenPotential fundamentalist! 06:48, 16 June 2008 (EDT)
- I believe I get off on a technicality here, because RA specifically asked me to send him a letterbomb. Apparently he hates his doormat and has poor planning skills. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 06:54, 16 June 2008 (EDT)
- I refer to the top of this section. "I have sent you a letterbomb." That's not even a threat, it's a confession. Clearly an "open and shut case", I believe the expression is. --AKjeldsenPotential fundamentalist! 06:48, 16 June 2008 (EDT)
- Read my comment on your blog first! Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 06:46, 16 June 2008 (EDT)
- Why should he explain? You're the one who threatened me with a letter bomb.
- Please explain your accusations of cyberterrorism, you Belgian extremist. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 06:14, 16 June 2008 (EDT)
- Indeed. I for one deny the truth practically on an hourly basis, and derive great enjoyment from it. --AKjeldsenPotential fundamentalist! 05:53, 16 June 2008 (EDT)
- It might be fun, though. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 05:24, 16 June 2008 (EDT)
- Deny the truth all you want. It won't help you : P
- Hmm. That sounds like liberal relativism and deceit. [suspicious] --AKjeldsenPotential fundamentalist! 05:11, 16 June 2008 (EDT)
- We are all terrorists to someone else.
- Oh, great. Now the terorists will win. Good work. --AKjeldsenPotential fundamentalist! 05:06, 16 June 2008 (EDT)
- I believe I just did.
- So I understand, but letterbombing is still a very serious OMG CYBERTERRORIST!!!!!! activity that may be punished with OVER 9000 YEARS!!!!! of prison. These are not matters to be taken lightly. --AKjeldsenPotential fundamentalist! 05:04, 16 June 2008 (EDT)
- If you must know, s/he isn't really Theodore Kaczynski.
[edit] Chocolate button
- Regrettably, we are a mobocracy. As such, we do not concern ourselves with minor technicalities like due process and standards of evidence. You may have cheated the FBI, but you will not escape our righteous mob justice. (However, you will probably get to enjoy a brief respite until we figure out exactly how to lynch a jellyfish.) --AKjeldsenPotential fundamentalist! 06:58, 16 June 2008 (EDT)
- <smug = 10>Can't be done.</smug> Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 07:00, 16 June 2008 (EDT)
- Maybe we could boil you instead. Unorthodox, I know, but mobs are nothing if not flexible. --AKjeldsenPotential fundamentalist! 07:08, 16 June 2008 (EDT)
- Fruitcake! Murderer! Dane!
- Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 07:11, 16 June 2008 (EDT)
- You forgot "abuser of innocent animals". --AKjeldsenPotential fundamentalist! 07:33, 16 June 2008 (EDT)
- Well, being Danish, that just goes without saying.
Radioactive Misanthrope 12:56, 16 June 2008 (EDT)
- Well, being Danish, that just goes without saying.
- You forgot "abuser of innocent animals". --AKjeldsenPotential fundamentalist! 07:33, 16 June 2008 (EDT)
- Maybe we could boil you instead. Unorthodox, I know, but mobs are nothing if not flexible. --AKjeldsenPotential fundamentalist! 07:08, 16 June 2008 (EDT)
- <smug = 10>Can't be done.</smug> Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 07:00, 16 June 2008 (EDT)
- Regrettably, we are a mobocracy. As such, we do not concern ourselves with minor technicalities like due process and standards of evidence. You may have cheated the FBI, but you will not escape our righteous mob justice. (However, you will probably get to enjoy a brief respite until we figure out exactly how to lynch a jellyfish.) --AKjeldsenPotential fundamentalist! 06:58, 16 June 2008 (EDT)
[edit] Welcome!
Welcome to the dollhouse, Radiation automaton! Would you like some help pages? Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 01:36, 17 June 2008 (EDT)
- You have no idea what I'm capable of
- Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 03:32, 17 June 2008 (EDT)
- Oh, I believe I do.
Radioactive Misanthrope 04:28, 17 June 2008 (EDT)
- Now that is a grammatically incorrect answer :) You mean "I believe I have". Anyway, I've replied at your blag. Get going! Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 04:54, 17 June 2008 (EDT)
- "Do" is more dramatic than "have". So "do" it is.
Radioactive Misanthrope 14:41, 17 June 2008 (EDT)
- You haven't replied at your blag. Do so immediately. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 14:51, 17 June 2008 (EDT)
- I just did, you fruitcake.
Radioactive Misanthrope 14:57, 17 June 2008 (EDT)
- Hey, you replied at my blag, too! What a lovely warm feeling.
- ...
- ...
- I'M ON FIRE! Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 15:08, 17 June 2008 (EDT)
- Of course you are; that's what flamethrowers are supposed to do.
Radioactive Misanthrope 16:04, 17 June 2008 (EDT)
- With the text whited out it's a lot easier to not notice you've overused the word "blag". I hereby retire in shame. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 16:21, 17 June 2008 (EDT)
- Of course you are; that's what flamethrowers are supposed to do.
- I just did, you fruitcake.
- You haven't replied at your blag. Do so immediately. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 14:51, 17 June 2008 (EDT)
- "Do" is more dramatic than "have". So "do" it is.
- Now that is a grammatically incorrect answer :) You mean "I believe I have". Anyway, I've replied at your blag. Get going! Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 04:54, 17 June 2008 (EDT)
- Oh, I believe I do.
[edit] Button
Don't make me explain the button rule to you. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 16:20, 17 June 2008 (EDT)
- I have no idea what you are talking about.
Radioactive Misanthrope 05:42, 18 June 2008 (EDT)
- In regards to your button-related ignorance, I inform you that if a section title contains the word "Button", my new rule states that you must add another instance of the word "Button" to the section title each time you comment. As you will observe in this edit. It's my new Mighty Meme. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 06:06, 18 June 2008 (EDT)
- Isn't Mighty Meme sold by that same guy who sells Oxi-Clean?
Radioactive Misanthrope 16:12, 18 June 2008 (EDT)
- No. And you didn't button. You have to button. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 16:21, 18 June 2008 (EDT)
- I suggest ignoring the jellyfish on this issue. Forced memes are phailmemes. --AKjeldsenPotential fundamentalist! 16:20, 18 June 2008 (EDT)
- Stop saying that! Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 16:21, 18 June 2008 (EDT)
- But it's the truth. To grow strong, true memes must be allowed to evolve alone in the harsh wilderness of the net, not cuddled and cultivated in this all-too-civilized setting. --AKjeldsenPotential fundamentalist! 16:25, 18 June 2008 (EDT)
- Those memes prosper because they are stupid. A pox on them. Buttoning shall last forever, even if I'm the only one doing it. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 16:34, 18 June 2008 (EDT)
- Of course. However, something being done by one person only is, as a matter of definition, not a meme at all. --AKjeldsenPotential fundamentalist! 16:38, 18 June 2008 (EDT)
- (Edit conflict) Not so, dear Amaranth. The idea is passed on to people who are exposed to it (you and RA, ferinstance), even if they do not choose to follow its wisdom. You have a
ultra-nationalistvery literal view of memes. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 16:56, 18 June 2008 (EDT)- Yes... but if they do not follow it, then the meme does not propagate any further. It becomes a failed meme. --AKjeldsenPotential fundamentalist! 17:00, 18 June 2008 (EDT)
- (Edit conflict) Not so, dear Amaranth. The idea is passed on to people who are exposed to it (you and RA, ferinstance), even if they do not choose to follow its wisdom. You have a
- True. Then it's called a "quirk".
Radioactive Misanthrope 16:53, 18 June 2008 (EDT)
- You I shall sting liberally. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 16:56, 18 June 2008 (EDT)
- Of course. However, something being done by one person only is, as a matter of definition, not a meme at all. --AKjeldsenPotential fundamentalist! 16:38, 18 June 2008 (EDT)
- Those memes prosper because they are stupid. A pox on them. Buttoning shall last forever, even if I'm the only one doing it. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 16:34, 18 June 2008 (EDT)
- But it's the truth. To grow strong, true memes must be allowed to evolve alone in the harsh wilderness of the net, not cuddled and cultivated in this all-too-civilized setting. --AKjeldsenPotential fundamentalist! 16:25, 18 June 2008 (EDT)
- Stop saying that! Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 16:21, 18 June 2008 (EDT)
- Isn't Mighty Meme sold by that same guy who sells Oxi-Clean?
- In regards to your button-related ignorance, I inform you that if a section title contains the word "Button", my new rule states that you must add another instance of the word "Button" to the section title each time you comment. As you will observe in this edit. It's my new Mighty Meme. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 06:06, 18 June 2008 (EDT)
And just like that, Meme-Be-Gone eliminates those pesky failed memes!
Radioactive Misanthrope 16:58, 18 June 2008 (EDT)
- I shall use it on your horseshoe joke. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 06:23, 19 June 2008 (EDT)
[edit] I have sent you a bobcat
Please take good care of it. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 05:23, 18 June 2008 (EDT)
- Ooh, good. Now all I need is a lynx and my collection is complete.
Radioactive Misanthrope 05:42, 18 June 2008 (EDT)
- I don't have a lynx. You only sent me a pheasant in return, so I have sent you an enraged mother bear. Jellyfish!Hysterical and useless 06:00, 18 June 2008 (EDT)
[edit] kthxbai!
tx!--
-PalMD --'scuse me, while I kiss the sky 17:06, 18 June 2008 (EDT)
- Your welcome! (I assume this is for the present I left on your page.)
Radioactive Misanthrope 17:20, 18 June 2008 (EDT)
[edit] Person's inhumanity
You are aware that "Man's inhumanity to man" is a famous quote?
ContribsTalk 04:28, 19 June 2008 (EDT)
- Nope! : P
Radioactive Misanthrope 05:06, 19 June 2008 (EDT)