User talk:UHM/Trolling Archive

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Grammars[edit]

Please tell me that your username isn't meant to read "you'll hate me". "Ull hate me" sounds as fucking stupid as you appear to be. DeltaStarSenior SysopSpeciationspeed! 03:01, 16 January 2011 (UTC)

The firtst sentence on my page (no not the talk page) is detecated to that. And why the hell should you bother 4Star/ChangeStar? --Ullhateme (talk) 16:32, 16 January 2011 (UTC)

Please don't feed the troll.[edit]

Just back away, smiling, with your hands exposed. Don't make eye contact. P-FosterThe French Revolution was neither French nor a Revolution. Discuss.Moderator 00:23, 23 July 2011 (UTC)

I didn't thought he would respond, although thinking about it, I should have known better. --ʤɱ soviet 00:29, 23 July 2011 (UTC)
Fuck you Foster, I can pull out at least 10 quotes of you saying nice things about me and generally treating me like a reasonably decent person. I just want to know why you betrayed me, why you took such evident pleasure in doing so, and why you continue to sully my good name. I fucking mean it, I'm completely exasperated with you. I'm on the verge of tears here, seriously. 86.46.178.241 (talk) 00:31, 23 July 2011 (UTC)


Ace:stop being an asshole[edit]

I will do no such thing. Aceace 23:13, 12 September 2011 (UTC)

That's what I thought. --ʤɱ anti-communist 23:20, 12 September 2011 (UTC)
Exactly. Aceace 23:23, 12 September 2011 (UTC)
Asshole.
The above picture and caption are 100% UHM-approved. --ʤɱ atheist 23:27, 12 September 2011 (UTC)

Huh?[edit]

File:AceJesus.jpg
calm yourself...
I would fully support you if you wanted to marry him. There's nothing wrong with that. --ʤɱ pervert 23:31, 15 September 2011 (UTC)

I didn't need another reason[edit]

I already thought you were a rotten douchebag but The Big Bang Theory as comedy? Really? My god man. Aceace 23:20, 17 September 2011 (UTC)

Trolling and bullying as comedy? Really? --ʤɱ anti-communist 23:27, 17 September 2011 (UTC)
Oh god. Bullying now? Edits on a wiki? You fucking dumbass. Nutty Roux100x100 anarchy symbol.svg 23:33, 17 September 2011 (UTC)
Hey man, you're the fuck who thinks Big Bang Theory is funny. Aceace 23:35, 17 September 2011 (UTC)
Actually I quite like the Big Bang Theory too. Not quite as good as some make it out to be, but still not bad. I daresay UHM likes it because it's one show where he can understand the cultural references. –SuspectedReplicant retire me 23:39, 17 September 2011 (UTC)
You too SR? Oh no...Aceace 23:40, 17 September 2011 (UTC)
Actually, SR is right here. I have a hard time with some other sitcoms. @Nutty, Ace: At least call me a dork, that would at least be accurate. --ʤɱ secularist 23:46, 17 September 2011 (UTC)
In US slang of course. --ʤɱ heretic 23:47, 17 September 2011 (UTC)
You got it. In US slang a dork is a penis. Nutty Roux100x100 anarchy symbol.svg 23:53, 17 September 2011 (UTC)
I hate dictionaries. --ʤɱ heretic 00:11, 18 September 2011 (UTC)
Don't worry about it. I know you didn't mean that sense. I was commenting on how silly it is to use such extreme language to refer to nonsense on a wiki that doesn't affect its public face. Nutty Roux100x100 anarchy symbol.svg 01:56, 18 September 2011 (UTC)
I know. I was just whinning about the unclearity of dictionaries. --ʤɱ anti-communist 13:24, 18 September 2011 (UTC)

Hey, Ace. Could you troll Maratrean on his own talk page? It's not like anybody else really cares what he does anyways[edit]

Um, so yeah. I took your advice but turned on you. Any questions? Aceace 12:18, 24 September 2011 (UTC)

No. Fuck off now. --ʤɱ pirate 12:29, 24 September 2011 (UTC)
How about "No and fuck you UHM". Will that work? Aceace 12:34, 24 September 2011 (UTC)
No. Fuck off now. --ʤɱ netlabelist 12:39, 24 September 2011 (UTC)

Aceace 12:43, 24 September 2011 (UTC)

Dear God, UHM[edit]

This has got to be the lamest attempt at sockpuppetry I've ever seen. Why on earth are you even trying to stick around here? Face it, your personality and behavior are simply incompatible with RW. You're not going to become a respected member no matter how many Raga Men you throw at it. Ask your buddy Brxbrx if he can set you up at ED or some other place that'll accommodate trolls who thrive on conflict. You're just wasting your time here. 80.237.226.74 (talk) 15:10, 3 June 2012 (UTC)