Conservapedia:What is going on at CP?
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 January 2015
|-11||Sound moral advice from CP: "It's Time for Right and Left to Follow the Lead of Bill Cosby"img|
|10||User Conservative 19:30 15 January: I think you are on your way to having your blocking rights removed. Refer the matter to Karajou.img
User Karajou 09:43 16 January: I also don't think AugustO needs blocking rights removed.imgUser Conservative 20:33 16 January: Baaaarrrrffffff.img
|2||TAR can't keep his idols straight during his devotional worshipimg and can'timg accept the edits of fellow conservatives.img|
|5||You know how Ken protects his masterpieces as soon as they are created? Well TAR has come up with a way to convert article talk pages into BATTLEGROUNDs as they are created.img|
|3||There have been many lame edit wars on Conservapedia, but the boys are spending all afternoon fighting over whether talk page comments should be in chronological order.img|
|1||Newbie TheAmericanRedoubt converts Buddhism from the religion of peace to the religion focused on gun rights.img And then 3 hours later reverts his own idiocyimg.|
|21||Ken: Not only will I be too busy to edit CP, my alter ego(s) sharing my account will be busy too.img|
|28||At least six users complain about a relatively new user who is turning Conservapedia into an "Ayurvedic medicine spam site". They plead for help, and in response, Andy just blanks out the discussion.img When AugustO restores the discussion, Ken blocks him for 48 hours.|
|27||AugustO complains about Ken's sockpuppet HistoryBuff with diffs. Ken responds that the changes underlying the diffs were deleted.img AugustO supplies the deleted text and asks Andy to disapprove of Ken's sock. Andy just blanks out the discussionimg|
 December 2014
|14||Terry on MPR: Only by the grace of God does America still stand.img Along with North Korea, Iran, Syria...|
|16||Ken: Yay! Thousands of Europeans Take to the Streets to Drive Out Islam.img|
 October 2014
|44||In a desperate attempt to justify his beliefs, Karajou turns toimg parody sites.|
|30||Jpatt gives us a scary insight into his thought processes... and the fact he doesn't get the concept of "consent": "Allowing gay marriage, means 60-year-olds can marry 10-year-olds."img|
|61||Andy: Atheists can't explain the Blood Moon!img|
Well, they can't explain why it's beautiful!img
|15||Conservapedia Proven Wrong in...img|
 September 2014
|56||In the battle between the wife beater and the liberal media, Andy sides with the wife beater.img|
|43||In the battle between the child beater and the liberal media, Andy sides with the child beater.img|
 August 2014
|74||Andy: "Atheistic science is remarkably inept at explaining earthquakes, many of which are not near active faults."img|
I forget, how successful has religious science been with that?
UPDATE Andy explains what "Atheistic science" isimg and then creates a new article about itimg.
|42||Reality: Maryam Mirzakhani becomes the first woman to win the Fields Medal.|
|14||After AlanE muses about why CP does not note the anniversary of the start of WW I on its Main Page, Conservative responds with an insightful new article World War I and Darwinism that is immediately fully protected and promoted on the Main Page.A new reason to ban all night-time editing?img|
|64||After AugustO and Conservative edit war over whether predictions about the "Question Evolution" campaign belong on Conservapedia Proven Wrong, Karajou deletesimg the whole page as "unencyclopedic". "Conservapedia Proven Right" is, of course, totally encyclopedic.|
 July 2014
|43||Andy trumpets that the conservative states of Nebraska, North & South Dakota and Utah have the lowest unemployment rates in the country.img Happily ignoring the other conservative states of Mississippi, Alabama, Arizona, Kentucky and Georgia, on the other end of the scale.|
|57||Andy associates conservatism with an antiquated machine that has been nearly completely phased out in the industrialized worldimg. |
Well, whatever gets the number of conservative terms to double per century.
|13||Markman II finally gets kicked off the island for going MexMaximg|
 June 2014
|65||It's all Greek to Andrew Schlafly...img|
|45||Reality: Right-wing white supremacists shoot policemen, drape corpses with Teabagger "Don't tread on me" flag.|
CP: "Fans of the evolutionary racist Adolf Hitler go on a shooting spree.img
|-19||Ken: Overweight professor yells at equally overweight Christianimg ... right?|
 May 2014
|23||WARNING!!: Having your dad direct part of a Hollywood movie, can lead to you going on a killing spree.img Ken reminds us that video games and liberalism does this, too.img|
|21||Nearly 6,000 pages on Conservapedia are "orphans"img - pages that have no links to them from anywhere else on the website, and are therefore to all intents and purposes, invisible.|
|25||Six years onimg, and FOIA is still writing the Alger Hiss articleimg which is moving in on even the Atheism and Obama articles in number of editsimg, and is the longest single article on CPimg. However, despite being the third most edited article, it does not feature on the Main Page list of Most Popular articles, because Ken de Meyer didn't write it.|
 April 2014
|38||Ken Demyer on the main page of CP: "Military personnel are leaving the United States Navy SEALs in record numbers due to influx of sissy boy homosexuals who don't fit into its meritocracy culture."img|
|82||Something is 6000 years old. Therefore, everything is 6000 years oldimg|
|43||The Demyer Test for political suitability: How do candidates respond to having shoes thrown at them?img|
|23||Conservapedia on April 6th:|
|35||1,300,000 views at Conservapedia in March 2014! 8th best number of views in a March since 2007! More views than io.wikipedia.org! (you know, the Wikipedia written in Ido, a fork of Esperanto....)|
 March 2014
|66||The real reason Crimea joined Russia? To avoid same-sex marriage!img|
 February 2014
|52||Andy: The latest story from CNN gives as an example a 10-month-old child, who would instinctively fight any overt attempt at euthanasia (just as an unborn child does).img|
The source which he claims to have read: Mother Linda van Roy, from Schilde, Belgium, is among those backing the bill. She could do nothing to help her terminally ill baby, Ella-Louise, in the last hours of her life. Ella-Louise, who was 10 months old when she died just over two years ago, would never have qualified for euthanasia. ... That's why she's campaigning for a change to Belgium's euthanasia laws, to give the choice of ending their suffering to older children whose bodies are wracked with pain.
 January 2014
|55||Detective Schlafly finds a new mystery: why have liberals turned against Justin Bieber?img |
With his amazing skills of deduction, he solves the case: 'cuz Bieber's pro-life.
|70||Andyland: Conservapedia proven right! Hawking says black holes don't exist!img|
Reality: Of course there's black holes; Hawking just thinks they might be grey.
|46||Andy's anti-intellectualism on display: "eloquent wisdom" now equals "liberal claptrap."img|
|46||Conservapedia proven rightimg as Overrated Sports Star Tom Brady falls in defeat... to even more Overrated Sports Star Peyton Manning.|
|107||Andy takes his misunderstanding of physics to a whole new level:|
"uncertainty principle: an underlying chaos (uncertainty) at the atomic level in the physical world after the Fall of man, which renders a perpetual motion machine and life beyond 120 years impossible"img.
|16||Ken wins his latest argument with the evolutionistsimg. Admit it. The man in the picture is pretty fat. You can't explain that!|
|36||Andy: "Evil contributes to the reasons why non-conservatives exist"img|