Yossarian

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Wave.gifGreetings, Anonymous User (and other stragglers):

I am Yossarian![1] I'm a sysop bureaucrat person here at RW, and originally joined because I loved all the fine work that's gone into making life more paranoid and fearful than it already is for Andy Schlafly, cubicle lollipop of Conservapedia.

I am a university student worthless university graduate, who worked on a lucrative degree in Theatre/Creative Writing. I am also very politically left wing, though I haven't really got a label for it that's more specific than that. Let's just say I'm an anarcho-socialist with tendencies toward statism and a limited form of capitalism. If that makes any sense.[2]

My religious views, like my politics, are distinctly contradictory in some ways, so I'll simply say I'm a very accepting atheist.

I stole my name[3] from Joseph Heller and he can't have it back. You can call me Yossarian, Yossie, Yossy, or Sam. ;)

Cheers,

Yossie


And now, some light comedy:

"Anonymous User", dude, where's your logic!? I've responded to your concerns and answered your questions and nearly every one of your postings here includes a puerile, sneering remark, so let me guess: you're hearing this for the first time. You also clearly deny that abstinence stops language devolution. Believe what you like, but The Economist once published a letter of mine. What makes you think a majority of liberals are "self-identified as Christian"? Only 20% of the population is liberal, and less than half claim to be Christian. Many are atheists. --aschlafly 22:10, 29 April 2015 (UTC)

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[edit] My Fault

[edit] My (real) name in various alphabets and languages

  • Самуил
  • Σαμουήλ
  • שמואל
  • صمويل
  • 사무엘
  • サミュエル
  • Սամուել

[edit] Things that bother me, with interesting names

  • Muscae volitantes
  • Apologetics
  • Charley horses
  • Schlafly (Try saying it in a really bored, nasally voice with an extremely drawn out "A". Minutes of fun!)

[edit] Links of interest

[edit] Notes

  1. I am also Major Major Major Major at Uncyclopedia.
  2. No, it does not.
  3. Speaking of which -- to any Armenian speakers out there: how do you spell "Yossarian" in Armenian characters? I've got the faux-Armenian in my sig, but that's just for lulz (to use the vernacular 'round here).


For Yossarian, press twenty-two on your touch-tone now. He's lonely and has flies in his eyes.

BrainMop.jpg As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I, Yossarian, pledge to only block users if they ask for it, or insert unfunny vandalism.
I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, we will make a formal report to the mob. Is that all?
If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORITY", er, there is nothing I can or will do.

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