Forum:There are so few people on this site, it is a total failure.

Why do you continue? --Dirk Steele (talk) 01:50, 4 October 2012 (UTC)
 * Because I am a cyborg wired into the server. I cannot stop. I must go on. Copyedits must occur. Pages must be categorized. Spambots must be blocked. Images will be added. Vandals must be crushed. Unfunnyness must be purged. Cranks must be mocked. Тy Bother me 01:53, 4 October 2012 (UTC)
 * He's right. He's actually a maintenance bot who makes occasional posts using Markov chains derived from Warhammer 40k forums. Scarlet A.pngpostate silverbrain.png 01:55, 4 October 2012 (UTC)
 * OMG, he's right. Time to wind up the foundation, methinks.  Генгис silverbrain.png 08:22, 4 October 2012 (UTC)