User:4gnomesinatrenchcoat

Hello. I am an ordinary human man. I am a full, adult male who works at one of the offices. I have a rare condition that makes my belly and some other parts talk, and I wear a trench coat all the time, but other than a condition I have no control over, I am an ordinary human man. How are you?

Also, aren't mushrooms disgusting and red, pointy hats... ugly?