Template:Ralph Wiggum

My cat's name is Mittens.

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

My doctor says that I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I just kept my finger outta there.

I bent my wookie.

Yay! Sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!

You choo-choo-choose me?

I'm a pop sensation.

I'm pedalling backwards.

Me fail English? That's unpossible.

When I grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar.

That's where I saw the Leprechaun. He told me to burn things.

I look like cable TV.

This is my sandbox. I'm not allowed in the deep end.

Hi Principal DeMeyer. Hi Supernintendo Schlafly.

Duck. Duck. Duck. Duck. Duck. Duck. Duck. Duck. Duck. Duck. Duck. Duck. Duck. Duck. Duck. Duck. Duck. Duck. Duck.

Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.

I once picked my nose until it bleeded.

A B C D E F G, How I wonder what you are.

I openeded my mind and my brainz felleded out!

And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life.

Teacher made me go to Principal Skinner's office when I was dirty.

When I grow up I'm going to bovine university.

O, Canada!

Go, banana!

I eated the purple berries.

It tastes like burning