User:JeevesMkII/Halp! Is it wrong to eat a whole watermelon in one day?

Such is my work schedule that today it suddenly dawned on me I haven't actually eaten anything for about four days. Consequently I find myself actually quite hungry. I'm tempted to go to Tescos and buy a watermelon and then eat the whole thing (Hurrah for 24 hour shopping.) Is this totally sick and wrong?
 * Yes. Get a real melon, you girly-man. ^_^ 21:30, 30 September 2008 (EDT)
 * Other types of melon suck. Water melons are juicy and sweet. Plus there's the danger and excitement factor of possible cholera, though I think I'm vaccinated since I spend so much time in India and travel clinic likes to give me every damn vaccine under the sun. --JeevesMkII 21:35, 30 September 2008 (EDT)
 * Other types of melon do not suck. They are sucked. By me. 'Cause they're delicious.
 * Other than this one (admittedly severe) error, your bacchanalian plan seems perfectly reasonable to me. Go forth! 21:45, 30 September 2008 (EDT)

Dude don't eat the seeds or you will grow a water melon plant in your gall bladder. tmtoulouse 21:40, 30 September 2008 (EDT)
 * That'd be elite. Watermelon pregnancy. Then I could have a watermelon C-Section and then immediately eat my baby. --JeevesMkII 21:43, 30 September 2008 (EDT)
 * Typical liberal, unwed pregnancy, voodoo like medical procedures, and baby eating. tmtoulouse 21:45, 30 September 2008 (EDT)
 * I think marrying a watermelon would be a pretty liberal thing to do, too. I can't win either way. I suspect watermelons are probably hermaphroditic so it probably has teh ghey strike against it as well. --JeevesMkII 21:46, 30 September 2008 (EDT)
 * I think there was a comedy film called "American Pie" that explored some of that territory. Francine 21:48, 30 September 2008 (EDT)
 * Indeed. Jason Biggs wasn't married to that pie, you know. Typical bloody Hollywood values. --JeevesMkII 21:54, 30 September 2008 (EDT)