Fun:Conservapedia, The Musical/Ban a little, talk a little

Parody of "Pick a little, talk a little" from The Music Man. See the original performed here.

Original lyrics
For reference purposes.

[Refrain] All women together: Pick a little, talk a little, pick a little, talk a little Cheep cheep cheep, talk a lot, pick a little more [Three times] Pick a little, talk a little, pick a little, talk a little Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep

Woman 1: Professor, her kind of woman doesn't belong on any committee. Of course, I shouldn't tell you this but she advocates dirty books.

"Professor" Harold: Dirty books?!

Woman 2: Chaucer! Woman 1: Rabelais! Mayor's Wife: Balzac!

Woman 1: And the worst thing Of course, I shouldn't tell you this but- Woman 2: I'll tell! Woman 3: The man lived on my street, let me tell. Mayor's Wife: Stop! I'll tell. She made brazen overtures to a man who never had a friend In this town till she came here.

Woman 2: Oh, yes, that woman made brazen overtures With a gilt-edged guarantee She had a golden glint in her eye And a silver voice with a counterfeit ring Just melt her down and you'll reveal A lump of lead as cold as steel Here, where a woman's heart should be!

All women together: He left River City the library building But he left all the books to her Woman 2: Chaucer! Woman 1: Rabelais! Mayor's Wife: Balzac!

Parody
Not done yet.

Karajou: Just ban them now, and you'll reveal Ames! A sockpuppet, which cannot feel Here, where a person's soul should be!

Karajou: Gays! Sysop 1: Liberals! ASchlafly: Evolution!