Thread:User talk:An American Nihilist/Teenages say the darndest thigns/reply (11)

This really tells you all you need to know:

Real sex: Yeah, definitely not getting a 'repressed middle-aged man disillusioned with his sex and love life and assumes everyone has and will have the same experiences he did, as well as wanting everyone to' vibe.
 * Is done mostly in the dark or dimmed lighting.
 * Lasts only minutes.
 * Is done in relative silence.
 * Is done with a man on top of a woman in the oddly named missionary position.