Fun:Conservapedia, The Musical/You're a Dumb One, Mr. Ken

(To the tune of You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch by Albert Hague and Dr. Seuss, which we do not own)

ACE MCWICKED


 * You're a dumb one, Mr. Ken
 * You really are a heel
 * You're homophobic as a WBCer
 * You've got the machismo of an eel
 * Mr. Ke-EN!


 * Your brain's a not-so-intelligently-designed banana with a
 * Greasy black peel!


 * You're deluded, Mr. Ken
 * Your skull's an empty hole
 * You think atheism's dying when it's growing
 * You're horrible at being a troll
 * Mr. Ke-EN!


 * Whenever someone disagrees with you on Assfly's blog, you block them with a
 * Thirty-nine-and-a-half-mile-sized range block-pole!


 * You hate atheists, Mr. Ken
 * You think we're fat and cruel
 * You blame Chinese atheists for COVID
 * You think discrimination against us is good
 * Mr. Ke-EN!


 * The three words that best describe your clumsy attempts at link-spamming
 * Are as follows, and I quote:
 * "Lame, lame, lame!"


 * Fred would be proud of you, Mr. Ken
 * 'Cuz your such a hateful man (child!)
 * You applaud Brunei for torturing and killing gays
 * You think it's just another setback for tEh GaY
 * Mr. Ke-EN!


 * Your mind is an appalling and amusing dump heap
 * Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of ridiculous
 * Ideas imaginable
 * Written in a plagiaristic, dishonest way!


 * You kill my brain cells, Mr. Ken
 * Your stupid's contagious
 * You're a numbskulled, bigoted mental-midget
 * And you help run a hateful blog
 * Mr. Ke-EN!


 * You're a three-decker atheophobia and homophobia peanut butter sandwich
 * With Kool-Aid sauce!