User talk:CarpetFucker

Do'h
I knew someone would create this account after that comment :-) Carpetsmoker (talk) 05:25, 5 November 2015 (UTC)
 * Well I don't know what you are talking about but I plan on being a productive member of this fine community. CarpetFucker (talk) 05:29, 5 November 2015 (UTC)
 * I do find myself wondering, how exactly does one fuck a carpet? Carpetsmoker (talk) 05:33, 5 November 2015 (UTC)
 * The same way one makes love to a bed. --"Paravant" Talk & Contribs 05:40, 5 November 2015 (UTC)
 * If the lot of you don't stop trolling me I will report you to the local authorities and have you arrested for egregious trollery. 05:43, 5 November 2015 (UTC)
 * Ehh the joke is stale now. --"Paravant" Talk & Contribs 05:49, 5 November 2015 (UTC)
 * ask and you shall receive, eh? :) --TheroadtoWiganPier (talk) 05:32, 5 November 2015 (UTC)
 * Well I never... It's pronounced Few-kay and you can thank my German ancestors for the name. Perhaps I should ask you how one would smoke a carpet but I would never be so rude. Consider yourself on notice, any other transgressions and I will be forced to take your sysop and ban you. CarpetFucker (talk) 05:39, 5 November 2015 (UTC)

In Soviet Russia
Carpet fucks YOU!!--Arisboch ☞✍☜☞✉☜ ∈)☼(∋ 16:30, 5 November 2015 (UTC)