Essay:Why the goat joke is stupid

Oh boy, my first essay. Well, here goes nothing.

Reason 1
People reading the site will have no idea what the joke is, and think the site is stupid.

Reason 2
Even this site's own editors don't get the goat joke.

Reason 3
It's just stupid.

Reason 4
Goats are irrelevant to most articles that have the goat joke.

Reason 5
It makes people think this site is immature, so they won't take us seriously.

Reason 6
People will actually have to make a real decision in the pointless poll in the Saloon bar page instead of just clicking whatever option has "goat" in it.

Reason 7
Pretty much all the goat jokes are stupid and not funny.

Reason 8
The joke is repetitive and annoying.

Reason 9
There are funnier inside jokes out there.

Reason 10
Surely there is a more science oriented inside joke out there?

Reason 11
Even 3.1415926 is a more interesting inside joke.

Reason 12
Editors use goat jokes in articles instead of actual content.