User:Bootmii/Conservapedia:Professor values

Professor Values is Conservapedian and FundiSpeech for professors, educators, and any others who, through their use of logic and data, dare to disagree with them. Their insistence on arguing for the data is taken as a clear sign that they hate God, Christians, and All Good Americans™ and thus should be ashamed of what they do in the name of "Science, Reason, and Equality."

Use
The term Professor Values, is applied to people, especially professors or "intellectuals" who go to public forums and denounce Creationism, "Intelligent Design", Prayer in School, Revisionist History, and other wacky Christian Ideas.

Professorial crimes
To bolster the charge they have no values or morals and that everyone with the same job title is the same as everyone else with that job title, Conservapedia has compiled a multinational list of crimes and "bizarre behaviors" of professors including; drunken driving, child pornography, and plagiarism.

Poor performance and often failing to meet the needs of society
The article also has a little rant (Andrew Schlafly even goes so far as to include statistics) on the failure of professors to teach students "higher order" learning skills. He does not realize that the products of this failure go on to write sincere articles on Conservapedia.

An American study found that forty-five percent of students achieved no significant improvement in their critical thinking, reasoning or writing skills during the first two years of college. After four years, 36 percent displayed no significant increases in these so-called "higher order" thinking skills