Conservapedia:What is going on at CP?/July 2012

July 2012
Jzyehoshua: "You know Karajou, I'm having a hard time figuring out why you block everybody." Karajou: "Fuck off, kid!" Jzyehoshua: Ok, then explain this, asshole. Karajou: "DIE! DIE! DIE!" Who carved out the Easter Island statues? [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Mystery:Does_God_Have_a_Sense_of_Humor%3F&curid=119799&diff=996775&oldid=995886 God did it, as a joke! Of course!] [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template:Mainpageright&diff=996606&oldid=996605 Hooray! A vital international arms trade treaty meant to limit small arms violence across the globe has been scuttled! Now, nothing can stop terrorists and local warlords from defending themselves against civilians!] img Fuck you, Terry. You're a piece of shit. The home of the "affirmative action president" is outraged that an athlete should be kicked out of the Olympics for "twittering" racist comments. Andy proves Conservapedia is not part of the hearsay society by putting the following quote by a classmate of James Holmes in big letters on the CP main page: "James was obsessed with computer games and was always playing role-playing games. I can’t remember which one but it was something like World of Warcraft ...." Such damning evidence! Might as well treat as a fact. Tinfoil hat time with TerryH: "Was mass murderer James Eakin Holmes groomed to do the Midnight Movie Massacre?"  Meanwhile, Andy blames videogames and uses 'Lamestream Media' unironically. Andy sinks to a new low and shamelessly uses the death of a six-year-old girl to take a swipe at liberals. It turns out that the Colorado shooter wasn't an atheist but actually "heavily involved in his local Presbyterian church." Oops! But don't worry, they'll still find a way to blame liberals! Welcome to Cons w ervapedia! Robotic members ONLY Please! Naturally, this doesn't apply to Andy and the usual gang of idiots sysops. Andy responds to Aurora killings by honoring Norwegian murderer Anders Breivik, the only person to call his victims' summer experience "indoctrination camp." User: Sir, why do you say off-the-wall shit? Andy: The First Amendment protects the right to pervert the truth. AugustO's epiphany: senior admin doesn't imply adult. Jpatt: Indeed Ed Poor: there is no censorship at Conservapedia, but I remove things which I don't like... Andy (actual quote): "Claptrap is often used in the phrase "liberal claptrap," which describes how a liberal statement is often lacking in substance and sincerity." (Like E=mc².) Make like Two Meters and "be serious when you joke." Karajou shares his constitutional wisdom: The First Amendment protects the right to crash private events. We knew Ed Poor would come back with a vengeance after all the Netherlands stuff from AugustO a week ago. Here he is! Update Ed is really, really upset  with AugustO Update Ed is back and Ed is FUCKING FURIOUS. Reverting everything AugustO touches followed by a 3 day ban plus a snarky message then Ed, Big Man! Poor deletes August's userpage. An epic fit of impotent rage. Next: August is stripped of blocking rights

<votecp poll=wigo4998 closed="yes">Another telling moment for user Conservative: Creating an entry about Ed Brayton just to call him fat!

<votecp poll=wigo4997 closed="yes">AugustO: If 'Fourth of July' is an example of secularized language why then did the prophet Ronald Reagan, peace be upon him, use it? Andy: Maybe he wouldn't have if Conservapedia's entry existed back then!

<votecp poll=wigo4996 closed="yes">Nope, Andy cannot even announce the discovery of a new particle without bringing up materialism or complaining about alleged academic censorship. <votecp poll=wigo4995 closed="yes">Joaquín Martínez: "Happy 4th of July!" Andy: "Those with an anti-Christian and anti-American agenda, such as liberals, homosexuals, atheists, evolutionists and leftists, have attempted to remove the Christian origins of our language by replacing common phrases such as 'Independence Day' with secularized versions such as '4th of July'! Errr... I mean... thanks, JM!"

<votecp poll=wigo4994 closed="yes">Andy: "Joke sports allow underachieving nations to pad their medal totals." User: "You do realize that the USA won quite a few medals for joke sports, right? So either the USA is an underachieving nation or-" Andy: "Yep." <votecp poll=wigo4993 closed="yes">Andy: "The lamestream media demand to know why their overrated favorite, David Beckham, was not picked to be on the British Olympic soccer team." Reality: "Pearce has named his 18-man squad, leaving out Beckham as expected." <votecp poll=wigo4992 closed="yes">Ah, the Olympics! The place where the best athletes in the world get to strut their stuff every 4 years. And another chance for Andy to bitch about same-sex marriage, feminism and atheism.