Recipe:Einstein Flambe with douchebaggery on the side

Ingredients

 * Historical right-wing anti-Semitic denigration of Einstein
 * Fanatical moral absolutism
 * Newtonian clockwork universe, with God as the clockmaker
 * Bleeding heart liberal scientific community
 * Inferiority complex (CAUTION: inflammable and toxic)
 * Fresh-cut douchebaggery (optional, but should be easy to find; it's always in season)
 * Kool-Aid

Directions
Mix the history of Einstein denigration with the moral absolutism in a small bowl. Chop clockwork universe into bite-size cubes and add to mixture. Transfer to medium saucepan, bring to boil over 50+ years of fundamentalist Christian conservatism. Slowly add scientific community. Remove from heat, drizzle with inferiority complex.

Serving
Immediately before serving, drop lit match into the pan. It will explode in a burst of flame before simmering for many generations. Serve with fresh-cut douchebaggery on the side; season to taste. Wash down with Kool-Aid.

Makes many servings, depending on how many people drink the Kool-Aid.