Conservapedia:What is going on at CP?/July 2014

July 2014
Andy trumpets that the conservative states of Nebraska, North & South Dakota and Utah have the lowest unemployment rates in the country. Happily ignoring the other conservative states of Mississippi, Alabama, Arizona, Kentucky and Georgia, on the other end of the scale. Andy associates conservatism with an antiquated machine that has been nearly completely phased out in the industrialized world. Well, whatever gets the number of conservative terms to double per century.

Markman II finally gets kicked off the island for going MexMax