User talk:The Unwritten

- 03:56, 10 August 2016 (UTC)

Signing posts
15:32, 10 August 2016 (UTC)

Hyperbole
Can you write without it? 15:02, 11 August 2016 (UTC)

Yep. Not that you be seeing that based on your little investigation of my work page. Haven't you get bigger fish to fry? Like, I am really not worth your time and seeing that everyone on earth dies someday, you should be getting on with more important stuff than me. You don't know how much time you have. You could have minutes, hours, days or even, if you are lucky, a week! Not a good week, mind you, but a week nonetheless. Please do not reply- I am hopeless at this whole "talking to people" shit. Therefore my answer- yes I can, but no, I can not. Thank you for wasting my time. I bid you a smelly farewell.
 * Reverend Black Percy (talk) 17:24, 11 August 2016 (UTC)

Got it the first time, buddy. User:The Unwritten)