User:Human/red telephone

Red Telephone: Important messages and srs bsns.



Open letter to the gentlefolk and smaller fry at another site
Operation Kansas Beach may or may not be locked in. Phase 1 complete.

Look for big impetus behind Operation Underwhelm somewhere around teh Ides of May. Phase 2 tested and functioning as well as can be expected.
 * Kendoll asserts a new honor for his "article" on "atheism": Conservapedia Article of the Year. 5/15/08

Operation Underlord, while not exactly on our list, is also approaching critical mass. Phase 3 still in beta, must mesh with viral load.

The viral RNA has been refined and appears compatible with the large-scale machinery.

Operation Googleplex is going according to sketchy plans. Phase 4 is tweaked and running as expected.

RW 3.0

CP 0.0

Operation Frock Up ought to raise a few eyebrows. Phase 5 - disbarment possible, but difficult.
 * Same-sex marriage legalized in California. 5/15/08

Conference call with Caius
I hear that operation IceBot goes well too, and the anniversary will be a spectacle.
 * Excellent, excellent. We are really pulling out all the stops on this one.  It's nice to see the talent coming together. human  00:47, 9 May 2008 (EDT)
 * I wasn't aware the RW 3.0 was being keyed to this timeframe as well, but I can hardly contain my goat joy!- 00:51, 9 May 2008 (EDT)
 * GHZS LOKJ 4BN0 A7KJ VBGF 43X8 EQEW 6MVP. DogP  01:44, 9 May 2008 (EDT)

One more thing
First, you know I have reservations, but my guy says it's a joke. I don't know. Also, I've modified the main images (with a little help). Check them out at the usual place.-- -PalMD -- 21:29, 12 May 2008 (EDT)

Bzzz Bzzz
Alert! The UK is to be leafletted from the air regarding Atheism! All atheists will be rounded up and shot! Here is the written report:


 * (Wakes up) Damn, I forgot I had left that thing plugged in!  All hands on deck, swabbies.   Bertie is surely lolling over in his gravest form over this blitzkrieg.  ħ uman  21:08, 13 June 2008 (EDT)