Debate:What should PZ do with the crackers?

PZ Myers has solicited donations of the Eucharist. What should he do with the crackers?

= Poll (Multiple votes allowed) =


 * Eat them


 * Coarb 13:12, 13 July 2008 (EDT)


 * Return them to the church
 * Eat them, feel remorse, return Jesus-infused poop to church
 * As opposed to churchgoers, who hoard Jesus-infused poop for themselves? --Toiretni 13:35, 13 July 2008 (EDT)
 * Plant them and grow a new Jesus
 * Drive nails through them
 * See if he can find someone who can turn 12 other crackers into the Disciples and re-enact that last supper
 * Auction them, with proceeds going to provide condoms for Africans


 * Coarb 13:18, 13 July 2008 (EDT)


 * Tell Jews they're matzo.
 * Launch them into orbit to be with their heavenly father.
 * Apply for a grant to the Templeton Foundation to establish if they are "just crackers", or if they have any additional physical properties.
 * Put them in a glass case, with a note that Jesus could certainly take pieces of his body back if he wished.
 * Play checkers
 * Send them around the world, like Flat Stanley
 * Give them to a crazy anti-Catholic religious group or person, like Jack Chick
 * Make a tiny jigsaw puzzle out of each one, jumble all the pieces together, return the whole mess to the church.
 * Try to get the state to treat them as medical waste


 * Coarb 13:59, 13 July 2008 (EDT)


 * Give them to a dissident Catholic group, preferably one whose members have been excommunicated
 * Return them to Catholic Holocaust survivors, apologizing for the harm that atheism has done to the world.
 * Return them to the church on the condition that Bill Donohue retire from public life.
 * Lay them out with a glass of milk on Christmas Eve, then see what Santa Claus leaves in PZ's stocking.
 * Eat them with peanut butter, or maybe a slice of banana.
 * Bury them on Friday afternoon, see of they rise again by Sunday morning.
 * If they do, wait 40 days and see if they ascend into Heaven.
 * Throw them off a cliff and see if God catches them.
 * When they are 12 years old, take them to a Jewish temple and see if they lecture the rabbis on the torah.
 * Better yet, take them to the Vatican and see if they lecture Joey Ratz and his crew on simple human decency.
 * Mix them in with non-Jesusfied crackers and play salvation roulette with your friends.