User talk:Tortoise of Tor

Why has no one welcomed me yet? Is it that I am unwelcome? It makes this old tortoise feel very sad! Very sad and lonely, I tells you. Looks like this lonely old tortoise will just have to welcome himself:

There... that feels better Tortoise of Tor (talk) 23:23, 24 April 2012 (UTC) Theory of Practice "I never set out to hit anybody. It's just that a lot of people got hit." -- Andy Roberts 00:28, 25 April 2012 (UTC)
 * Why thank you kind sirs for your kindest of welcomes. This elderly tortoise have you made most happy. Tortoise of Tor (talk) 01:47, 25 April 2012 (UTC)

A homeopathic tortoise
Really?-- 01:20, 25 April 2012 (UTC)
 * Naught of science does this elderly tortoise know, save what Trevor of him a dear old friend does now and then tell him upon his to my tor visiting. That fact very often repeats he, for methylated spirits be among his drinks most highly favored - blind say they will go he, but still better than this elderly tortoise see can he! Tortoise of Tor (talk) 01:52, 25 April 2012 (UTC)

Greetings brother
Come! Let us cast out the endotherm oppressors once and for all! CopperheadHisssssss 01:49, 25 April 2012 (UTC)
 * With this overthrow of endotherm oppression must agree I, but must I go first to lay in the warm warm sun, first to gather up some body heat, that might I have needed energy for such great feats. Poor ectotherms us, to overthrow oppression most desire we, but first must we lay in sun to collect some heat. Brother, could some lettuce you kindly spare me? Great emptiness have I in my tummy. 01:56, 25 April 2012 (UTC)
 * V look down. CopperheadHisssssss 01:58, 25 April 2012 (UTC)


 * Dear friend why thank you for most kind of your gift! Much lettuce have I now to eat; see I even a little insect treat. Tortoise of Tor (talk) 01:59, 25 April 2012 (UTC)
 * Too each their own, I'm off to go eat some mice or frogs. CopperheadHisssssss 02:03, 25 April 2012 (UTC)
 * Saw them I once thought they'd taste neat, but far too quick are them for me. Maybe pretend I a rock to be, might think the mouse to make my mouth its house? But doubt I taste good to me it would, with my tortoise stomach mouse not agree. Tortoise of Tor (talk) 02:09, 25 April 2012 (UTC)
 * I once conversed with a snapping turtle at the pond, an enormous brute. He spake of the delectableness of fish and he bid me come closer but I know better than to approach the massive jaws of death. CopperheadHisssssss 02:12, 25 April 2012 (UTC)
 * So hear now I that did meet you my cousin aquatic! Oh how wish I that could swim I as well as swims he! Tortoise of Tor (talk) 02:42, 25 April 2012 (UTC)
 * He was quite the philosopher, accompanied by a talking clockwork mouse and his child. Recursion in dogs and dog food fascinated him. CopperheadHisssssss 02:44, 25 April 2012 (UTC)
 * Great philosopher is he indeed, but too hard for the brain philosophy be for this poor old tortoise most elderly. Speaks he and know not what his words mean, but listen I, for his long words unknown to me be like music unto me. 02:47, 25 April 2012 (UTC)

Help
Excuse me Mr Tortoise, you are old and wise so I seek your assistance in answering a few questions that have been vexing me.

1. What's the best way to sink a ship?

2. Which flatbread is most popular in Mexico?

3. How would you describe a state of short-term decreased physiological activity?

Thanks in advance.--Brendiggg (talk) 03:23, 26 April 2012 (UTC)