User talk:Laughing Lauren

Thanks, but...
No need to reproduce Uncyclopedia's content here. Annnnd... P-Foster (talk) 18:02, 21 February 2011 (UTC)

a bit less of a dick
...could you try to be one? Thanks, hon. P-Foster (talk) 18:37, 21 February 2011 (UTC)
 * I see you haven't grown up since the last time. Sorry to hear that. 18:49, 21 February 2011 (UTC)
 * Actually, I just found out about this place from Uncyclopedia. Laughing Lauren (talk) 19:07, 21 February 2011 (UTC)
 * Ah. Well, we try to, at least, have some useful content here, unlike uncyclopedia. Think of it this way: about 1% of the content at uncyclopedia is useful. Here, we try for a much higher number: 10%. While Uncyclopedia is funny, we prefer to be both useful and funny. So, adding content from uncyclopedia doesn't always work here. Though I think hitting you with the brakes, as P-Foster did, should be undone. So, I'll undo it. Just please read our guide to editing first. 19:17, 21 February 2011 (UTC)
 * What, no legal threats, no threats to extend my block? Did you even read the article on Uncyclopedia that I linked to? I admire your niceness, but as a retired Wikipedian, I must say you must not be very bright to unblock someone who's literally admitted to playing games with you. Please compare my contributions to the How to play Rationaltroll article I linked to. Thanks for the second chance, but I'm over wikis, they are full of drama, vandalism, and stupid contributers (even some of the admins). Laughing Lauren (talk) 19:35, 21 February 2011 (UTC) P.S. I'm actually a guy, Lauren is my little sister and she's laughing about that Uncyclopedia article right now. I would have tried the Conservapedia one too, but it looks like they have all of Comcast blocked for "morronic vandalism". Ha, that's funny!
 * Anything to help you pass the time in sad, grey life of yours, if playing Conservatroll is what it takes to brighten it up. -- Ψ Gremlin  19:42, 21 February 2011 (UTC)