Fun:Conservapedia, The Musical/Mobocracy on the Wiki

Based on Adrian Edmonson's lounge-jazz version of "Anarchy in the UK", originally written by the Sex Pistols. The lyrics in brackets are the spoken words bit at the end of the chorus phrases.

Sung in the seedy RationalWiki Saloon Bar as the RationalWikians enjoy the liberal life of binge drinking, smoking, and carefree toilet sex.

VERSE We are the anti-cons,
 * We are all someone's socks,

We know what we want and we know how to get it,
 * We want to destroy Conservapedia,

CHORUS Coz we are a mobocracy, (No "Godspeed")

VERSE Anarchy on the interwebs,
 * It's here today and maybe,

Schlafly, TK and Conservative,
 * They'll see what it's like when we fight the good fight,

CHORUS Coz we,
 * We wanna be a mobocracy,

(On the Wiki!)

VERSE There's many ways to get what he wants,
 * There's "open mind", "Godspeed", and "liberal deceit",

He uses the Reagan bit,
 * But we know he's full of shit,

CHORUS Coz we are a mobocracy, (It's the only thing we know!)

VERSE Is this the WP?
 * Or is this the Conserva-P?

Or is this the A-S-oh-K?
 * Cuz I thought it was the RationalWiki!

CHORUS Or just another website,
 * (Another online drinking bar)

We wanna be mobocracy Coz we are a mobocracy,
 * (Teh RationalWiki!)

And we wanna be mobocracy,
 * (We get pissed! Liberal site...)