Essay:List of ways to get blocked

1: Blank a fairly large page. Replace with an awful goat picture.

2: Create a page with "3.159265 is pi" as the content.

3: Add "goat" into an article where it doesn't belong.

4: Vandalize a sysop's user page.

5: Gain sysop status, and then replace the main page with,"RW has been deleted permanently due to an overabundance of goat jokes. Sorry!"

6: Spam "abcdefgh" on every page.