Recipe:Atheist's Nightmare

Here's how to make a quick and easy snack that proves God exists, making the atheists fume in anger- hence the name, "Atheist's nightmare".

Behold, the atheists' nightmare.

Ingredients

 * Leavened bread (Saltines are good), and without Lord Dawkins' face on it to make his worshippers angry
 * Peanut butter
 * Banana(s)
 * One atheist to scare

Directions

 * 1) Spread peanut butter on crackers
 * 2) Cut up banana(s) into slices
 * 3) Add one slice per cracker
 * 4) Show snack to atheist
 * 5) Enjoy both the snack and the atheists' reaction! Reaction can be documented by writing an essay on Andy's blog.