Fun:Asshole

A bureaucracy is like a tree full of monkeys. Looking down, you see nothing but smiling faces. Looking up, you see nothing but assholes. ♫ Ass-sole, ass-sole, a soldier I shall be To-piss, to-piss, two pistols on my knee Fuh-king, fuh-king, for king and count-er-ree Fuh-cur, Fuh-cur, Fo' cur-i-osity Fight for the old cunt, fight for the old cunt, fight for the old count-er-ree ♬ ♫Hey! Do you know what you are? You're an asshole! An asshole! Some of you might not agree 'Cause you probably likes a lot of misery But think a while and you will see… Broken hearts are for assholes…♬ Did I ever tell you about the man who taught his asshole to talk? His whole abdomen would move up and down — you dig — farting out the words. It was unlike anything I ever heard. …

♫But sometimes that's just not enough to keep a guy like me interested I gotta go out and have fun at someone else's expense. I drive really slow, in the ultra fast lane, While people behind me are going insane!

I'm an asshole!

I use public toilets and I piss on the seats, I walk around in the summertime saying "how about this heat?"<BR>

I'm an asshole!♫

Asshole (American English) or arsehole (Commonwealth English) is a slang term for the anus, an orifice on the bodies of more complex animals for the purpose of purging waste, having fun, being the butt of jokes, and letting pearlfish also have fun inside sea cucumbers.

It can also be an extremely apt metaphor for an individual who is extremely arrogant, or just regularly spews forth bullshit. I.e., "they're talking out of their asshole", or "they've pulled that fact out of their asshole", or "they do not know their ass from a hole in the ground".

Inspired in part by philosopher Harry Frankfurt essay Bullshit that defined the meaning of bullshit, philosopher Aaron James has proposed a definition of asshole: …the asshole is the guy who systematically allows himself special advantages in cooperative life out of an entrenched sense of entitlement that immunises him against the complaints of other people.