User talk:Samurai/Archive1

 Phantom Hoover  08:43, 3 January 2009 (EST)


 * Hi Redcoat, you recently made a fairly substantial edit to Japan, but marked it as minor. This is normally used only for spelling, punctuation or wikifying etc. Toast 09:01, 9 January 2009 (EST)

Email
For flip's sake specify an email address in your preferences!  Phantom Hoover  07:44, 24 January 2009 (EST)

Firing Range (KEEP OUT)
 Redcoat 

Firing Range (KEEP OUT)
WORK, STUPID SIG, WOOOOOORK!!!! -- Redcoat  17:26, 27 January 2009 (EST)


 *  忍者  N  I N J A A A H ! ! ! ! ! <font color=#F0F0F0>

User:Samurai/Sig


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Signature...
...you can make smaller, please? TheoryOfPractice 18:24, 27 January 2009 (EST)
 * For goat's sake, it's worse than mine- and that's saying something. --" 18:27, 27 January 2009 (EST)
 * Is that it in the section above? Yeah, that's gonna irritate a lot of people.  Perhaps you could feature the image on your user page? <font color="#DD00DD" face="comic sans ms"> ħ uman  19:45, 27 January 2009 (EST)

Sysop
It is my sincere regret to inform you that you have been kicked down the stairs by none other than a "Phanthom Hoover". My concolences, here is your broom and mop. The interesting thingis, I am also a sysop, and as if to add to your misfortune, I will now give you a welcoming block. Nooooooo! You stole my sysopping message! Die! 12:05, 28 January 2009 (EST)

Logout
There's a point at which that stops being funny, ya know. I think the joke passed that point once I picked up on it. --" 13:19, 31 January 2009 (EST)
 * Have you honestly never seen Javascap's user page? 13:30, 31 January 2009 (EST)
 * I have. Much to my constant annoyance. But at least with his I can just press the page back key and log back in. With this one I can't. --" 13:30, 31 January 2009 (EST)


 * Judging by all the racket here I'm guessing that a few of yoou fell into my (well, CUR's) trap?--[[Image:British coat of arms.png|25px]] Redcoat [[Image:British coat of arms.png|25px]] 13:33, 31 January 2009 (EST)
 * My trap? My trap only applies if someone wants to call me an idiot. --" 13:34, 31 January 2009 (EST)
 * Well, I took the liberty of pilfering the code from your talk/user page (I forget which one)--[[Image:British coat of arms.png|25px]] Redcoat [[Image:British coat of arms.png|25px]] 13:35, 31 January 2009 (EST)
 * The current code is a copy of that on Javascap's page, so they should both work the same. 13:36, 31 January 2009 (EST)
 * Talk page. But they don't, PH. --" 13:37, 31 January 2009 (EST)
 * Thanks for perfecting the trap Hoover!

Curious, I had just copied the code and was about to put it onto my userpage... bizarre. -- Redcoat  13:41, 31 January 2009 (EST) $$Insert formula here$$

Permaban
As a ban-happy sysop (formerly) I would like to tell you that you are getting into a world of trouble. If you want to see the exact details, go over to Administrative Abuse. Please don't permaban again- we vandal bin. --" 13:28, 31 January 2009 (EST)
 * I take it you have unblocked the IP in question?--[[Image:British coat of arms.png|25px]] Redcoat [[Image:British coat of arms.png|25px]] 13:42, 31 January 2009 (EST)
 * Ask the weasel. --" 13:43, 31 January 2009 (EST)

LOL
It worked!-- Redcoat  13:47, 31 January 2009 (EST)
 * Look, Hoover, if you want to wandalize my talk page, be creative!--[[Image:British coat of arms.png|25px]] Redcoat [[Image:British coat of arms.png|25px]] 13:49, 31 January 2009 (EST)
 * I'm not wandalising, I'm adjusting an annoying and dubious picture. 13:53, 31 January 2009 (EST)
 * My friend, see Fun:Idiot, I'm sure you'll like it--[[Image:British coat of arms.png|25px]] Redcoat [[Image:British coat of arms.png|25px]] 13:55, 31 January 2009 (EST)

Redirect
Ad homs at bureaucrats are rarely a good idea. 13:56, 31 January 2009 (EST)
 * I redirected the article to User:Redcoat. Har har. --" 13:56, 31 January 2009 (EST)
 * Excellent, you replied as predicted (its a joke, not a serious stab at you, anyway)--[[Image:British coat of arms.png|25px]] Redcoat [[Image:British coat of arms.png|25px]] 13:58, 31 January 2009 (EST)


 * Nice one CUR, I quite like your new version, so I think I will take the liberty of protecting it..--[[Image:British coat of arms.png|25px]] Redcoat [[Image:British coat of arms.png|25px]] 14:00, 31 January 2009 (EST)

Phantom Hoover
i don't know what your beef is with him, but may I kindly suggest keeping it civil? if you can't then just do something else for a while until you cool off. Yours trulyDear Sir 14:53, 1 February 2009 (EST)

Oh for goat's sake, it's all humorous, so please don't misunderstand my seemingly irate comments at him - for he can return them at me in real life, after all he and I work at the same establishment!.-- Redcoat  14:58, 2 February 2009 (EST)

Vabal
You have been nominated for promotion to chief editor of the vabal, a not-so-secret organization dedicated to fighting crackpot ideas wherever they may be. Do vou accept? --" 15:48, 1 February 2009 (EST)

And you would be? --" 14:19, 4 February 2009 (EST)
 * Fine...--213.122.22.172 14:54, 2 February 2009 (EST)


 * He be me!-- 侍  16:44, 20 February 2009 (EST)

Because you asked nicely
Feel free to sign the roles and join the clan

Turkey
Why the turkey? 06:49, 21 February 2009 (EST)

Spoof new messages thing
You're not going to fool anyone with it at the bottom. 07:43, 21 February 2009 (EST)
 * Its there temporarily.-- 侍  07:45, 21 February 2009 (EST)

Sig
Your sig still links to User:Redcoat; in your preferences, change the "nickname" field from " " to "  ". 05:21, 22 February 2009 (EST)