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Watch out Kels, you've got competition! Totnesmartin 11:50, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
 * I am curious as to why I have a smoking penis hanging from my lip. Thats not like me at all. Ace McWickedDisco Jesus 12:01, 8 May 2009 (UTC)#
 * I really did think it was a penis, I hadn't recognised the "smoke" 12:15, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
 * Considering how many late-night adventures you have little to no memory of, it might be quite realistic... 21:03, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
 * Interestingly enough (or not) this morning, although my mouth tastes like garbage and I have a slamming hangover, I have no crazy story to tell. Meh, I just sat at home drinking with a friend. Puffed a spliff, listened to Motorhead really loud at 11pm and, yeah, thats about it. Oh, and saw my neighbour taking a shit when I wandered into my backyard and saw, through the gap in the fence, that he hadnt closed the curtain. He caught sight of me and I waved at him. Heh, that'll learn him. Ace McWickedDisco Jesus 21:07, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
 * Maybe not a crazy story, but it made me laugh. Nearly spilt feeble caffeine "substitute" on my keyboard. Totnesmartin 21:17, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
 * Pffft I just had two of the worst espressos I have ever drunk. Fucking foul. Ace McWickedDisco Jesus 21:24, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
 * Caffeine "substitute" (except it's not actually substituting for anything since I drink tea otherwise) isn't half bad if you have the right sort. Stuff's quite palatable right before bed. --Kels 21:28, 8 May 2009 (UTC)