User:Toast/Twitter

This is Toast Twitter, I will update with all the random trivia that I can think of whenever I feel like it. In the twitter spirit, entries will be limited to one line at a time. It will include such crap as what I have for tea and what I'm doing in between RW entries. I shall not take any heed of anything on the talk page page, so feel free to desecrate it. For my time add an hour. I'll probably get bored in a bit and kill it anyhow.

09:44, 3 July 2009 (UTC) Must remember not to leave breakables on the washing m/c as it enters spin cycle. (2 plates & a glass)

06:36, 29 June 2009 (UTC) Q: "How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb? A: [ Two. One to change the bulb and the other to film the work being done so the fundamentalists won’t claim that God did it" ]

08:57, 12 June 2009 (UTC) Oh, I hate not being able to get a decent cup of coffee!

08:44, 12 June 2009 (UTC) I hate this bloody smart[sic]phone. I hate hospitals. I hate being confined to bed. I HATE ''everything.

16:02, 10 June 2009 (UTC) As there seems to be some slight interest, I note that my weight (as of this AM) is 44.6kg.

14:31, 10 June 2009 (UTC) Home again! catching up on all the WIGOs.

11:56, 2 June 2009 (UTC) Very quick Hospital visit this am in & out in 40 minutes, then had to wait for chauffeuse for almost a hour as she'd gone shopping & switched her phone off!

11:24, 1 June 2009 (UTC)Horrid: having to search through a full kitchen waste bin for a small diamond ear pin. Waste catfood & plate scrapings!!!

11:22, 1 June 2009 (UTC) Gordon's in Worksop. He never asked me if he could come!

10:47, 20 May 2009 (UTC)Sinead: Nothing Compares 2U. Anyone who can listen to and watch that vid without a lump in the throat is not real

08:03, 17 May 2009 (UTC) Having done a bit of an "Ace" last night (didn't take much to incapacitate me!) I awoke this morning "Fresh as a Daisy" and enjoyed TOASTed crumpets, butter & Honey.

16:00, 16 May 2009 (UTC) Walking past a charity shop & glancing at the books: Cities in Flight: James Blish; took me back so I had to buy it at £0.30p

20:48, 15 May 2009 (UTC)People who wash Le Creuset cast iron frying pans using Fairy bloody liquid should be dismogulated.

04:49, 15 May 2009 (UTC) Thursday morning I officially hit the 46kg level (101lb to teh yanks) [I is FAT!]

14:13, 9 May 2009 (UTC)It should be noted that my walking companion, who overtops me by about 10 inches, has gone to bed exhausted!

13:47, 9 May 2009 (UTC) Walked to Retford; 10 miles in 4 hours. First walk over a mile since last year. Knackered!

13:17, 8 May 2009 (UTC) I'm really gonna have to keep away from aSK. I'm afraid I'll get really rude.

12:41, 8 May 2009 (UTC) Through the letter box: the government's swine flu leaflet - 12 pages of trivia.

11:33, 8 May 2009 (UTC) Just been shopping for, amongst other things, catfood. Those animals cost more to feed than we humans.