User:Human/Hot l Baltimore/Archive1

Hang on a sec....
What happened to all the bitches? Ace McWickedDisco Jesus 22:28, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
 * * boing* *boing* *boing* *boxes Ace's head* You want to go, hopscotch?! --The Kangaroo Bouncer
 * I think a couple of them are cowering under that table over there, there is some multi-legged pest running around trying to "tidy" the place up. I repaired some damage, but there's more work to be done.  23:45, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

Can tomorrow be without smashing?
In other words, tomorrow could you just hang out and not leave a mess for me to clean up? -- 22:46, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Better idea. You now have a luserspace copy to run into the ground.  Please tend to it, it needs template call editing.  Meantime, where were those velveeta nachos I didn't finish last night?  I'm hungry!  23:46, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Sorry, only my place carries food. This place carries bad beer. You'll have to finish them, but at least you get a free bath of champange (yes, we do allow a bit of fun, as long as it doesn't totally wreck the sections or get out of hand). -- 23:51, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

Is it time to party yet?
No. For that kind of 'party,' go to the dive bar. You may trash the place, you may rant, you may rave, but you may not dance naked in my bar. -- 23:06, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Ace, you should not be placing images of that sort on the Wiki. We have underage people editing here. 23:09, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Looks like I am the only one here who knows how to party. You bozos. Ace McWickedDisco Jesus 23:11, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Looks like you're the only one who's going to be violently expelled from this place. Bouncers! -- 23:17, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Whoop! Ace McWickedDisco Jesus 23:18, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

Note: Ace McWicked was quickly tossed out the window by a pair of kangaroo bouncers, afterwhich he was blown away with a bazooka at close range.

New arrangement
We alternate weeks. One week you obey my rules. The next week you go completely wild and do anything you like except post porn or stick an obscene comment in the display title. Oh, and if you want the templates to render differently please copy the code over here and then edit it, it makes it easier to clean up later. -- 23:20, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Sorry buddy but I dont care who you are, be it CUR, Human, Nx, Nutty Roux, Totsemartin, Toast or anyone. As soon as "Obey my rules" is stated I say "Obey my get fucked". Ace McWickedDisco Jesus 23:27, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
 * It would be fair. -- 23:28, 5 June 2009 (UTC)


 * Better idea. You do what you want by your own rules in your user space.  In the "public" areas of the wiki, the mob does what it wants to and is self-regulating to its own standards, not yours. As far as I can see you have a complete "set" of parts in your user space.  What we (and by "we" I mean you have to do is replace the redirects with what we had before.  23:29, 5 June 2009 (UTC)


 * "Fair" would mean you, as one user here, would get to set the rules, say, once every 200 days, and every other sysop also gets a turn. "Reality" is gonna be that this is the Hot l Baltimore and you need to edit the template calls at your userspace weeping hyena thing to the userspace versions of the templates.  I copied the appropriate versions back to the RW space templates (foodquote, drinktop, menu, as I recall).
 * Done. -- 23:47, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Good, thanks. So you're up and running?  00:10, 6 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Yep, and fishtank installed. I'll have to recall my kangaroo bouncers. -- 02:02, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

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