Fun talk:Virginia

"Though Virginia is classified as a Bible Belt state, it is actually home to two great extremes: The southern part of Virginia is home to Jerry Falwell, Liberty University, and generally rampant fundamentalism. Northern Virginia is home to godless liberal communists who commute to Washington DC. Each is equally ashamed of the other." Rofl...living in Virginia myself, this is exactly how I feel. ♠ ŖєuĻєəux ♠say wнäτ? 00:51, 8 December 2007 (EST)
 * Cool. I loved it when someone added that.  Gotta do a similar riff on Pennsylvania that I've heard... human  02:41, 8 December 2007 (EST)

It does not make sense because there is a Santa Claus. 98.17.14.164 15:02, 21 December 2007 (EST)
 * *blink, blink* Tell me you're joking.  Tell me there's a reason I'm still optimistic about humanity. Researcher 15:05, 21 December 2007 (EST)

Section removed
I removed the mythology section (AGAIN) because it is 100% false. --12.75.67.22 22:03, 24 December 2007 (EST)
 * Do I need to put this template on this article


 * ? human  22:10, 24 December 2007 (EST)

mission template
Why, doc? human  19:11, 10 February 2008 (EST)