Fun:Gravitationalism

Gravitationalists hold that the theory of gravity explains things like planet orbits, humans staying on the ground as opposed to ascending towards God, and things falling when we let go of them. Despite clear evidence that such phenomena could only have come about as the product of an intelligent agency, gravitationalists cling to their faith in science, bringing up "empirical evidence", "physics", and so on, not realizing that only scientifically literate people terrorists would invoke such borderline-communist concepts.