Forum:RFID chips! Sweden is issuing them! Dogs have them!

In the video, we have Law & order predicting Dogs getting RFID implants, Sweden implanting RFID chips, and more! I suggest you watch this video. It has a lot of information on what will be happening in 2015!--InsomniaManiac (talk) 19:55, 14 December 2014 (UTC)
 * Why are we suddenly getting clogged with Illuminati fuckwits spamming youtube crap? Sophie  Wilder silverbrain.png 20:00, 14 December 2014 (UTC)
 * Just watch the video, or at least explain HOW RFID won't ever be implanted.

I've noticed that many news reports have talked about RFIDs. Not all of them, but a LOT.Dogs are implanted with them, and some humans are implanted with them. Recently, on November 19, the first person in Sweden was implanted with one. and Law & Order's episode on RFID before dogs were implanted with them.--InsomniaManiac (talk) 20:08, 14 December 2014 (UTC)
 * My dog had an RFID since 2002 (he died of cancer recently). No new world order shit has come of that, any more than this.  EmeraldCityWanderer (talk) 20:16, 14 December 2014 (UTC)
 * If you watched the video you'd notice humans are starting to get transplants too now.--InsomniaManiac (talk) 20:24, 14 December 2014 (UTC)
 * Humans have been getting them as well as medical cases can be a desperate need. So now you realize dogs/humans get them and the NWO is taking over, even though they have been getting the RFID's for over a decade, and it hasn't happening.  Your evidence is flawed and all it shows the conspiracy theorist crowd is so out of touch they didn't notice something happening for nearly a decade and a half.  If you get out in the real world a bit more often maybe these things would whip past you.  EmeraldCityWanderer (talk) 20:51, 14 December 2014 (UTC)
 * InsomniaManiac - Are you completely unable to communicate in your own words without attempting to bore people with youtube videos?--Weirdstuff (talk) 20:59, 14 December 2014 (UTC)
 * Well, I have a question: What are you going to do when/if they suddenly make you have an RFID implant?--InsomniaManiac (talk) 21:13, 14 December 2014 (UTC)
 * So do you have any original ideas or are you only able to spam other people's yuotube fantasies?--Bob"I think you'll find it's more complicated than that." 10:07, 15 December 2014 (UTC)
 * Considering the range of RFID tags is measured in feet, I guess the illuminati will have to get pretty close to scan you. I've got an Arduino that unlocks my workshop door and turns the lights on. I hope nobody's paying attention to my fucked hours. Nutty Roux (talk) 23:07, 14 December 2014 (UTC)
 * Well, is your opening point that the NWO is on it's way because RFID's are being implanted correct or not? Two counterpoints have been stated and you keep moving the goal posts.  First to humans, and now what would I do in a scenario you haven't proved to be happening.  Address the original point and we can move on.  EmeraldCityWanderer (talk) 01:17, 15 December 2014 (UTC)
 * PS:I was thinking as to why people are freaking out about the possibility of Sweden doing something that has been around for over a decade when they can get the same information, and more, from a cell phone everyone really carries around anyways. I can see where everyone is and what's happening on each phone on my contract with the parental settings.  Have conspiracy theorists not realized this is happening yet?  It's only slightly less painful to get rid of.  If someone was terrified of RFID's coming, maybe, in the future then this is brown trousers time.  EmeraldCityWanderer (talk) 14:15, 15 December 2014 (UTC)

Hump their legs and shit on the carpet? Fonzie (talk) 21:53, 14 December 2014 (UTC)

Yet another high quality post from RW's resident idiot king, InsomniaManiac! Space Turbo (talk) 16:22, 15 December 2014 (UTC)

My cats have had RFID chips since 2004. Hipocrite (talk) 16:29, 15 December 2014 (UTC)

Personally, I'd love a secure RFID chip.
Right there in my hand. Load it with a private key that IDs me, and use it instead of a credit card, a RFID key, and RFID ID badge for work. Less crap to carry, less risk. Ikanreed (talk) 16:54, 15 December 2014 (UTC)
 * Pretty sure this was covered in a Cracked post. Space Turbo (talk) 17:11, 15 December 2014 (UTC)
 * I've had RFID's in my badge for work since 2006. They have worked for my parking, door access, cafeteria deductions, public transit pass, and secure terminal access duplicate credentials in various places.  It alternates between nice and a flying pain in the ass.
 * This stuff is not new, and conspiracies about it just coming about is like freaking out about bar codes. It shows conspiracy theorists don't get out much into the real world.  EmeraldCityWanderer (talk) 17:18, 15 December 2014 (UTC)
 * Wasn't there also drawbacks like risk of cancer?--サトセレ (talk) 17:13, 15 December 2014 (UTC)
 * No. EmeraldCityWanderer (talk) 17:18, 15 December 2014 (UTC)
 * Specifically, less than owning a cheapo cellphone or any other low-grade electromagnetic transceivers. See our article on Electromagnetic hypersensitivity. Ikanreed (talk) 17:21, 15 December 2014 (UTC)
 * The chips themselves are usually unpowered so they don't emit anything till they get close to the inductor. Then they power and the chip is read when they are very close (usually within an inch or two).  The inductor is like a transformer from AC to DC, which outputs less than a cellphone to get to the tower.  Since many people keep a cellphone next to their fun bits all day for years without any cancer found I would say it is okay.  EmeraldCityWanderer (talk) 17:28, 15 December 2014 (UTC)

Mark of the Beast
The reason these people are freaking out about RFID is because some of them think it's the Mark of the Beast. Does it even fit the perquisites to be such, assuming God even exists?--サトセレ (talk) 17:17, 15 December 2014 (UTC)
 * So were bar codes, and we see where that went. EmeraldCityWanderer (talk) 17:18, 15 December 2014 (UTC)
 * The mark of the beast is ash from ash wednesday. They still haven't caught on.  User:Secret Illuminati Reptoid 17:23, 15 December 2014 (UTC) (actually Ikanreed (talk) 17:23, 15 December 2014 (UTC))
 * Well, my dog has had one for several years - so in that case it literately is the mark of the beast. Or the mark in the beast at least.
 * Presumably she will start attending satanic rituals soon.--Weirdstuff (talk) 19:16, 15 December 2014 (UTC)
 * I had a neighbor that was all into this RFID shit who thought my dog was a CIA agent in disguise in order to spy on her. I don't think she knew he had a chip though.  EmeraldCityWanderer (talk) 19:23, 15 December 2014 (UTC)
 * Your neighbour presumably had his chip on his shoulder.--Weirdstuff (talk) 19:35, 15 December 2014 (UTC)

Other things accused of being the mark

 * Holy Water (They put it on your head in some protestant and catholic churches),


 * Bar codes


 * Sunday


 * Unbelief


 * Sprinkling insence in the name of Emperor Nero (The group who thinks revelation already happened)


 * The Internet


 * Something involving transhumanism to speed up evolution (Some Conspiracy Theorists think we're unhappy and want to speed up Evolution, so that's what transhumanism is for


 * A microchip They claim will give us superpowers


 * credit cards


 * Tattoos


 * a World Currency


 * Some symbol involving satanism, or a group claimed to be satanists


 * Triangles


 * Watching TV (666 is EVERYWHERE!!!))


 * ANY currency other than paper money or coins

Guaranteed this isn't a complete list.--サトセレ (talk) 18:28, 15 December 2014 (UTC)
 * Is CANCER the new SATAN or do I have that backwards? Space Turbo (talk) 03:01, 16 December 2014 (UTC)