User talk:Iggles

One way to keep from being red-faced is to put a scrap of text on your user page. BAM! no more red link. If that's not what you meant, then I can't help. We will all just have to wait until he signs the "minarets within every citizen's earshot" act, making it obvious. Sprocket J Cogswell (talk) 14:37, 30 December 2014 (UTC)
 * No, I don't like that. I'm going to keep it blank.
 * OR WILL I!? [ominous music] --Iggles (talk) 15:00, 30 December 2014 (UTC)
 * Ponderous ominous chords like jaws, or more like a Bach toccata and fugue in D minor for a phantom of the opera feel? I don't know what to think any more. Sprocket J Cogswell (talk) 15:40, 30 December 2014 (UTC)
 * Huh, not sure. I was thinking more like the classic "Bum-bum-buuuuuuummmmmm," but now I'm thinking more of a Michael Meyers Halloween sound.--Iggles (talk) 16:05, 30 December 2014 (UTC)