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Well hello there! How 'bout signing up for one of our free accounts? (You know you want to!) You'll get a VIP pass to our deluxe goat petting zoo! Valid only for summer weekend visits. Offer not compatible to visits to the female goat pen between 9AM and 11PM (UTC). Not valid for visitors between the ages of 3 and 17, 26 and 45, and 61 and 88. Please do not feed the goats. Expires 21 December 2012.

Peter Monomorium antarcticum 00:07, 24 January 2012 (UTC)