User:ProblemChimp

Props to anyone who knows without googling where I got my blogonym from;)

I used to work as an industrial scientist, and hope that my bullshit detector is still fully functioning even though I later retrained as a lawyer. (It shouldn't, lawyers have to wade though BS too). I'm an atheist, who has and has had believing friends who share my feelings about religious fundamentalist BS. I enjoy a good conspiracy theory or theorist as much as the next person.

Babel: I have a thorough grasp of British English profanity, a near-native understanding of American English profanity, an advanced understanding of French and German profanity, and an intermediate understanding of Italian and Spanish profanity.

I prefer to add than to alter, unless I happen to step in a pile of steaming.

A onetime Top Contributor in several categories in Yahoo! Answers: a page in clear need of informed expansion and updates hehehe >:) Watch this space: trust me, I'm a lawyer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlRrdbkyV8w

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