User talk:Yello

Hate to tell you this, but, there's no God, Jesus was like, just this guy, you know, and prayer is a bloody waste of time. Get a hobby. I suggest macramé or girls. PFoster 18:40, 17 January 2008 (EST)

oh, and:


 * I really recommend girls. They're just super.- 18:44, 17 January 2008 (EST)

For the record, girls and God are by no means mutually exclusive. I can't speak with any authority on macrame, though. -- AKjeldsen Godspeed! 18:51, 17 January 2008 (EST)
 * "For the record, girls and God are by no means mutually exclusive." - - Tell me about it: A hundred years ago, I had my first sexual experience with a girl who was a born-again Christian. She used to get sad because she was going to heaven, but I was going to hell because I didn't believe in Jesus.PFoster 18:58, 17 January 2008 (EST)


 * Macrame is the work of the devil. --Kels 18:52, 17 January 2008 (EST)
 * Maybe but I've dated some pretty cool hippie chicks in my past...and sometimes there was macrame.162.82.215.199 18:55, 17 January 2008 (EST)