Fun talk:Casino/Slotmachine

So what do I win? Totnesmartin 14:07, 19 April 2009 (EDT)
 * Some fine ale. -- 14:12, 19 April 2009 (EDT)
 * Fine ale? In this dive? I bet CAMRA never heard of this place. Totnesmartin 14:17, 19 April 2009 (EDT)

I see your win and raise it.  JĀvąṢ₡ä₰  hi there  14:44, 19 April 2009 (EDT)
 * I get all sevens. -- 14:56, 19 April 2009 (EDT)
 * Prove it.
 * And fiddling with the machine usually gets you thrown out of the arcade, you naughty CUR. Totnesmartin 15:12, 19 April 2009 (EDT)

Totnesmartin 14:59, 19 April 2009 (EDT)

430 page views! This website is growing rapidly!!!  JĀvąṢ₡ä₰  hi there  15:41, 19 April 2009 (EDT)
 * You mean 474. . . 475. . . -- 15:44, 19 April 2009 (EDT)
 * No, it's --  Nx / talk  15:53, 19 April 2009 (EDT)
 * Damn you! Curse your superiour knowledge of Wiki software!  JĀvąṢ₡ä₰  hi there  16:20, 19 April 2009 (EDT)



I WIN BITCHES!!!! 17:07, 19 April 2009 (EDT)

Ummm....
I added the Hitwin as a joke. I adjusted the option weights so that it appears about 1 in 300 times. However, it is popping up like crazy. Anyone know why this is? 20:53, 20 April 2009 (EDT)
 * Mwahahahahahahaha!!!! -- 21:00, 20 April 2009 (EDT)
 * There is a rational explanation for it. It will come to you in 3.... 2.... Thee Nuttish  Talk 21:12, 20 April 2009 (EDT)

You are requested, Dear Emperor
To put my Jackwrangler.jpg image into the hopper. It is dear unto us. Thee Nuttish Talk 21:19, 20 April 2009 (EDT)

Censored or uncensored? Theemperor13:29, 21 April 2009 (EDT)

Currency
1, 5, 10 what? Is that how many internets I win? Corryundefined 00:24, 22 April 2009 (EDT)
 * Goats. -- 22:42, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

An unexpected side effect
I think the caching has done broked the slot machine. Now you win eleventy goats every spin. -- 22:42, 24 April 2009 (UTC)