Conservapedia:What is going on at CP?/November 2008

Conservapedia reaches new heights of idiocy, as Dean discusses "the Obama Caliphate". Just got harder to tell reality from parody... and now TK calls Tim a "liberal" for changing it. Ominous signs... America gets a black President, and Conservapedia gets an article on who succeeds him when he's assassinated dies in office. "Conservapedia: We rip off your balls and then wish you a nice day!" Case in point: ChrisC gets banned and then welcomed.  Ed's writing class lasted a little over one week. In other words, it didn't happen. TK: "Don't question the admins. Unless you're me." Why is TK trying to delete the "donut" article? Answer: because CP's donut article was a "prop" in a mock edit war staged in 2007 to satirize Conservapedia's ideological blocking policy. Ed Poor slips in a Parthian shot against Fox... by turning his user page into a piece of revisionist history. Fox didn't block himself & retire:, no, he was "blocked repeatedly for violating Conservapedia's mild and tolerant policies." Wow, Ed. Just wow. Update: Helpjazz tries, futiley, to get Ed to stop slandering the departed. Update 2: guess where TK stands on the issue? Update 3: We'll never know now, because CPAdmin1 has done a deep burn. Ken has decided that on CP, Creation Ministries International (2,500+ views) is now more popular than that bloke who once wanted to win some election (550,000+ views). Update: False alarm, Ken just still doesn't know what the Preview button is there for. (Cue two dozen more edits...) Per Bungler: not only is Phil Rayment a lib'rul, he's a lonely lib'rul. And so are the other admins...? Liberalism is so evil it's got to be recognized as a cult. GLOVE SLAP: POOR BLOCKS RAYMENT ("TALK TALK TALK")! That would be Drudge's headline, for this. '''CHALLENGE ACCEPTED: SPECIAL ED'S BLOCK IS "INVALID." "Fundamentalism" is only an anti-Christian pejorative term. Not only that; shouldn't the "lie-for-all" media also use that term for Islam, right? Leave it to Bohdan to ruin our fun. After Bungler launches in to a tirade about "liberal admins," Bohdan just has to call him out. Has Bungler gone too far? Only time will tell. Nota bene: Bohdan invoked MexMax as a tale of what could come to pass if the parodists go unchallenged. But MexMax is very different from Bungler. For one, MexMax was not a douche. He was just well-acted. More: LowKey calls Bugler's bluff, and promptly receives a 3 month block, to which HenryS promptly unblocks him. Foxtrot emulates Ed Poor. Two editors down... AlanS takes it to the abuse desk, receiving a 2-hour block which is shortly undone. Danger: Andy now talks about maths, too, not a pretty sight... Update: As the talk page turns into a fittingly weird discussion (Foxtrot insists that removing wrong information is bad), Andy actually agrees to unblock one of the editors with some knowledge! Update: To make up for one of his blocks being reverted, Foxtrot finally blocks AlanS. Ed starts liveblog #3, on a movie about race relations! I wonder what insights the Glorious Leader of the Moonie Church, speaking through Ed, can add to the problem of racism in America? A Hitler for All Seasons!!! Ken's apparently treating his front-page Hitler picture like a dress up doll. Today's the Harvest Festival costume! <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo754 img="on">Pretending to be a teenage boy so you can drive your daughter's depressed-and-suicidal rival towards hanging herself? Creating a sock to argue with Andy? Same thing! You have been warned... <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo753 img="on">Crivvens! Ed displays sensitivity to Scottish popular culture. Whit would P.C. Murdoch have tae say? <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo752 img="on">Ed reverts NeilEG's only contribution and blocks him for inserting nonsense. After the unblock the user stayed away. Can you blame him/her? Should be very amusing to Brits. Neil's edit was 100% accurate More: Ed reverts the edit that tells him of his mistake. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo751 img="on">Fox: "I'm packing my bags and never coming back. I've had enough of your anti-semtism". WARNING: Disable irony meter now! Ed: "Good riddance, ya poor little jewboy. We don't memory hole talk pages." <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo750 img="on">Armageddon must be at hand: Ken's removed a Hitler pic.

<vote closed="yes" poll=wigo748 img="on">Step right up folks! All your favorite Schlaflyisms in one place!. Hear the "You're Clueless!", Gasp at the denigration of Obama, laugh at the hilarious typos, be shocked at the offensive anti-British sign off!! <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo747 img="on">Dean joins Conservative in Godwin 101. <vote closed="yes" poll=wig746>Just another day at the office: Proving Andy wrong and mentioning his brother; A fairly run of the mill revert and block follows... <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo745 img="on">Liberals are obsessed with Homosexuality! so are conservatives! Oh no they're not! Oh yes they are! Oh no they're not! ... <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo744 img="on">Uh-oh... Eight months after stripping TK of his rights, Andy (who clearly has the attention span of a gnat) starts giving 'em back. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo743 img="on">That's how it always is with the Sith: One master, one apprentice. Feel the power of the Dark Side! <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo742 img="on">Bigger. BIGGER! BIGGER!!!!BIGGER!!!!!!11!!1 Oh, God, yes---BIGGER!!1!11!!11 <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo741 img="on">Oh, I get it Ed. Silo had sex with a female, so he's ex-gay. No doubt the result of penguin reparative therapy. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo740 img="on">Now it's EDitor in chief Poor! <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo739 img="on">Conservapedia: Ideological blocking? This, this, this, this, and this one is especially valid, since the user was unblocked all three times. This will be fun to watch. Irony: After making the article, this block too, which is 80/20 and not 90/10. More: Ed unblocks Dinsdale... coincidence? <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo738 img="on">Only biased liberals think that it's bigoted & wrong to bomb abortion clinics. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo737 img="on">More logic from Conservapedia: If someone says "n****r" on the radio and the censors jump on them, they are politically-correct moonbats bent on the destruction of American culture. But if someone says "f***" on the radio and the censors don't jump, they are politically-correct moonbats, etc. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo736 img="on">Andy finally replies to Phil's glove slap... by referring to his "inappropriate bolding," and making the same damn arguments for the 18th time. Phil may be learning that you can't argue with a brick wall. Update: TK insists, Phil is a liberal. Maybe Phil could've won this fight if it were just him against Andy - but throw in Bungler, and TK in Super-Mecha-Brown-Nosing Mode, and it's a hopeless fight. Update #2: TK accuses Phil of "lib'rul deceit," in almost as many words, while calling Andy a "trusted friend" with whom he has only healthy disagreements (forget that whole SDG thing). <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo735 img="on">I know your name can't be "Lisa" because, um...well...never mind. Banned. So much stupid, so little time. (Note: (account creation disabled) blocks the user's IP, so she can't recreate anyway) <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo734 img="on">Remember how Ed claimed to consider himself a Muslim? He's still working on it. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo733 img="on">MOAR ED: Classic needless information removal. And the ignorance shall set you free! <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo732 img="on">Liveblog #2: My Girl! Get your popcorn...UPDATE: She hemorrhaging. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo731 img="on">Distort D'Newsa's scientific method: Find a couple of "scientists" who think God is on the other end of the proverbial telephone, make a lot of noise about how science has admitted there's a God, watch your cheerleading squad go berserk! <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo730 img="on">Bugler about to out himself...? "Entryism" indeed! We watch with baited breath... <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo729 img="on">Phil rushes towards a constitutional crisis by yelling at Andy. Who's excited? Tomorrow we get to see whether Andy's need to be debilitatingly douchey trumps his need for productive editors. Barkeep - $5,000 on "yes." Update: Andy made over 100 edits - including three reverts of Phil's comments - since this moronic comment which made Phil to ask for an apology. But the great leader didn't answer to one of Phil's pleas for more than three days - and counting... <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo728 img="on">Operation Bugler Über Alles proceeds apace: Calling Bugler a cancer on Conservapedia gets you a three-month forced sabbatical and a snarky edit to your user page. Seriously, if Bugler is a parodist bent on destroying CP by setting editor against editor, he could scarcely be doing a better job of it. Update: Foxtrot regrets his snark, and blocks himself for an hour, which is totally on par with the three-month block he gave Ferno for using Bugler's own words against him. Totally fair. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo727 img="on">The Australian Revolution explodes! Philip reverts teh Assfly on the Obama nonsense... and the Assfly counterattacks. But the Australians are tough people. Go Philip, go!!!!1Update: That information is unfounded, but founded... got it? Update 2: Phil meets TK in holy battle on Andy's talk page. Moar  Has Ed's personal protection of Bungler ever been MORE FREAKIN' OBVIOUS? <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo726 img="on">Kick off two articles simultaneously, place the image in the wrong one, get blocked for three months - welcome to Conservapedia. Rarity! Foxtrot acts as if he didn't do the blocking and rectifies this injustice. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo725 img="on">Perfick, just perfick.

<vote closed="yes" poll=wigo724 img="on">Up is down. Suddenly CP is opposing tax cuts. Too bad they weren't so cautious earlier. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo723 img="on">It had to happen - after "Do as I say, not as I do" comes "Actually, don't do as I say, either": DeanS gives instructions, a user follows them... and is reverted and blocked. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo722 img="on">The Conservapedia Day Awards roll out... and Ken thinks it's all about him and whatever he did yesterday. Update Ed, you already won the Biggest Idiot award, you can stop campaigning now. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo721 img="on">Conservative loves Richard Dawkins so much, he put the same Dawkins quote in two places on the home page: "What’s to prevent us from saying Hitler wasn’t right? I mean, that is a genuinely difficult question." He thinks Dawkins is saying that Hitler was right. Obviously he never bothered to read the rest of the quote: "But whatever [defines morality], it’s not the Bible. If it was, we’d be stoning people for breaking the Sabbath." If we point out the mistake, d'you think 🇰🇪 will issue a retraction? MOAR: Conservative decides he's giving the Dawkins article a little too much publicity, and decides to dewikify one of the links to it. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo720 img="on">What do those abused women know, it could just be a syndrome for all we know. Oh, that explains it... <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo719 img="on">It's a fine line between parody and serious nutjob: While Andy implicitly approved of this essay, Fox says it's parody. This one might be fun... OH YES! It's deleted - and undeleted! And Fox is blox'd by, of course, the serial anti-Semite himself, Uncy Ed! Fox rox: Bam, bitch! <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo718 img="on">If Unca Ed dislikes your subject, you'd best not write about her. Update: AlanS wasn't too happy with Ed nuking his contribs (twice) - with predictable consequences. Injury, meet Insult: The protest posts vanish into the memoryhole. Update: Jpatt (the guy who wrote the other half of the article) is also slightly pissed off. Updater Gee, Ed, your casual attitude would be a lot more convincing if you hadn't already blocked a guy for suggesting the same damn thing. - Not that that prevents Ed from vaping half the article again... <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo717 img="on">Andy's to the great non-event which was Conservapedia Day: five reverts and one thank you. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo716 img="on">Displaying his stunning insight in to people of other cultures, Andy blocks a user with a relatively common Indian name telling him to come back with his real first name and last initial. After all, all those Indian guys on the end of the phone are called Dave and Bob.... <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo715 img="on">Say what? Uncle Ed offers TK a nice, hot cup of STFU! <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo714 img="on">Yeah, ask a legal question from a Schlafly that might actually know what the hell he's talking about. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo713 img="on">Oh my. In a blistering stream of consciousness, TK reclaims the right to ad hom for American conservatism! Worse yet, DeanS suggests that TK use his new insights to expand CP's ad hom article! <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo712 img="on">I'm sure this has something to do with homosexuality. Right? Update: Ahh, now it does. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo711 img="on">Well what do you know - "Major developments"  did  happen in relation to Conservapedia's evolution article, as I.D. leader William Dembski actually shows some intelligence and removes his former recommendation for it. Happy Conservapedia Day, Ken! Update: Ken clarifies that Uncommon Descent only featured the CP articles because he asked Dembski nicely and that the new guy in charge is apparently trying to avoid linking to his idiotic rants./vote> <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo710 img="on">Wow. That was so incredibly predictable! <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo709 img="on">Winds of Change, activate! After months of presenting McCain as the best American ever and one election gone horribly wrong for Republicans, Croco and Phyllis figure that he wasn't that great after all. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo708 img="on">A great post by Andy on gun control: "You disagree with me, you are not a conservative." (simultaneously demonstrating that his knowledge of other countries is greater than natives of those countries). Also, ungrammatical ode to guns of the day: "Conservatives (and anyone who realizes that the overwhelmingly defensive use of guns) oppose gun control..." Update: "What dictionary says that your definition is correct?" - "The one I wrote, duh." (More lulz: the article Andy points to doesn't actually prove his point anyway). UPDATE "PJR, you're not a proper conservative like me", says Andy. The dialogue continues as Andy and his wordview is ripped to shreds by, well, everyone. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo707 img="on">Tomorrow's Conservapedia Day... Let the party parody begin! (Bugler, you're my idol!) Update: What tribute to Conservapedia Day could possibly be complete without MOAR HITLER?! Moar: It doesn't matter if "educationalist" is a real word or not. The point is the brushstroke it adds to the sentence... <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo706 img="on">A little good, old-fashioned Mormon bashing!

<vote closed="yes" poll=wigo705 img="on">Taking away property rights for a "good cause" is nasty. Unless, of course, you don't agree with the victims' politics or don't like what they do in the sack! <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo704 img="on">It's a rare thing when the Koward is funny on purpose, but this combination made me smile. Uh, it was supposed to be funny, wasn't it? <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo703 img="on">PJR makes a stand on the Obama article: ""Liberal" is an ad hominem...when it's said without any grounds other than disagreeing with a single point of view, then I'd classify as abusive." Then, he calls Andy a liar! Update: Even Kenservative thinks it's bogus. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo702 img="on">Andy explains why he's been a bit crazy lately. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo701 img="on">Ed's insights on Holywood just keep comin'! The latest: "Didn't I just write this article about a teen girl movie? No, it must have been at Wikipedia." Except it wasn't. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo700 img="on">Looks like Ken's getting a bit impatient (to say nothing of sarcastic) about the writing assignment he gave PJR.

<vote closed="yes" poll=wigo699 img="on">A parody, or unpublished version of Ed's autobiography? <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo698 img="on">Ed Poor, master debater: "Ed, this reference isn't credible, the guy was kicked out of the APA for his repugnant views." - "Nuh uh, he quit before they kicked him out so it doesn't count." - "But he still holds horrible views" - "I'm not talking to you until you say I'm right" - "Fine, you were right" - "Good, now what do you have against bias motivated conclusions perfectly innocent surveys?" (Oh, and the mandatory conclusion of any debate with Ed: A fancy block) <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo697 img="on">JM's Famous American Artists: writer Herman Melville, photographer Richard Avedon, musician John Coltrane? No! Writer Chuck Palahniuk, photographer Charlie White, musician Ethelbert Nevin? Absolutely! <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo696 img="on">Ed the writing teacher unveils his daily gem. MOAR: Please, Ed, keep it coming! <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo695 img="on">Deborah really doesn't like Messianic Judaism. I hope Fox has been taking his hypertension meds. Update: Deb ups the ante. Update: Catch it while you can. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo694 img="on">In the midst of turmoil an old friend (Fox) pops in to crow over the misfortunes of the BNP. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo693 img="on">[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=First_Black_president&diff=561985&oldid=561983 No words. No words...] Update: JeanJacques removes it, BHarlan puts it right back up. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo692 img="on">After tons of items about the ongoing Bugler/Andy/Ed/TK/Jpatt/etc. orgy, here's a CP Unicorn Chaser moment in the form of oldskool Lulz: Joaquín Martínez insists on adding random images, much to the frustration of people who actually try to do some good. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo691 img="on">Most definitely should've compared notes before speaking up: TK defends Aziraphale against 90/10 abuse, saying that "one has to look at more than the here and now in judging others, otherwise we become 'what have you done for me lately' thinkers" - and 25 minutes later, Aziraphale gets a 90/10 block by Andy. Oops. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo690 img="on">Quality wandalism <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo689 img="on">Maybe they should have compared their notes before addressing the crowd: "We don't go by what the majority wants! Especially not when that majority is a minority!" Or maybe that was just a subtle swipe at Andy? <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo688 img="on">What do you do when people constantly break the rules? You ban them. What do you do when trolls like Bugler constantly break the rules? You change the rules. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo687 img="on">Make sure you have your irony meter safety-buffered as Conservative schools Andy on how to write a coherent and informative article. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo686 img="on">Andy reminds all that A, we don't know that Obama is the first black president and B, "By now our society is long past judging people by their race" Only liberals say otherwise. That's why the secret service was called in earlier than any candidate in history and why they've already broken up three assassination plots you schmuck <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo685 img="on">Ed on how to collaborate: I insert things everyone agrees about, Schlafly reverts them, I kiss his ass anyway. It's that simple, people! <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo684 img="on">Ed: "Bugler, for attacking sysop PJR, I block you for one whole day!" Jpatt: "Have mercy! We need him!" Ed: "Oh, all right... but just this once..." *unblocks* (And in the meantime, Jazz sends himself into an 81-hour exile, but almost nobody gives a shit.) <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo683 img="on">At 138 words, Ed's transcription of this interview snippet is at 4.6 words per minute <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo682 img="on">"Uncle Ed" has a little advice for HelpJazz You obviously can't handle the power you've been given. You should lose all your rights and shut the fuck up. Thanks Ed. This advice of course comes after removing both the section where it was established that Jazz used his powers properly and the one where Jazz showed why he had blocked TK. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo681 img="on">The new teen pregnancy article: Bugler's apparently never heard of Sarah Palin's daughter. Ed "Send me your children" Poor wants to clarify something. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo680 img="on">Not only is Ed making shit up again, but the writing teacher doesn't seem to understand the concept of proper comma use, complete sentences or redundancy. UPDATE: He can't seem to make out inherent irony either <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo679 img="on">Ed threatens to go to Andy if the bickering doesn't stop (again). Here is a hint Ed: If Andy had any intention of keeping his blog from being a playground for whiny wingnuts and parodists, he would have done something about it by now. MOER Now Ed tells Bugler to ..cool it''. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo678 img="on">Two hours block for calling PJR a liar? Isn't that a little bit harsh on poor Bugler? Oh yes, it is: 27 min will be sufficient. UPDATE: LEAVE BRITNEY PHILIP ALONE! <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo677 img="on">Tim speaks the the truth to power about the 90/10 rule. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo676 img="on">It's been said many times before, but never gets old. CP's version of tolerance: ostracize the students who don't want to participate in classroom prayer. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo675 img="on">TK copies his arguments from TexasDarlin, one of the affirmatively WORST sites on the internet (read about them on YesToDemocracy and Submitted to a Candid World). Seriously. They're a batshit crazy mix of xenophobic fake Democrats and conspiracy theorists. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo674 img="on">Jallen and PJR come in to put a muzzle on Bugler's blocking for non-vandalism. Update Bugler tells PJR what he thinks of him, and then creates what is obviously a totally unrelated new article. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo673 img="on">Transparency: Conservapedia Style. Surprisingly, no block is issued, yet. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo672 img="on">Obama supporters surprised! There is a [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Barack_Obama&diff=next&oldid=561135 20%! 60%! 90%! likelihood their candidate is a Muslim]. But not 0%. Oh no. THIS JUST IN: PJR has rejoined the fray with a vengeance! MOAR: PJR starts making changes, but Andy's cavalry regains the battlefield. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo671 img="on">Andrew Schlafly: Wikimaster extraordinaire. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo670 img="on">Holy crap, Philip Rayment drops the W-Bomb on Schlafly! Which means, comparing him to Wikipedia... Update: Andy's non sequitur: Why does an Australian care about an encyclopedia's accuracy?! <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo669 img="on">So HelpJazz can't block TK for douchebaggery because non-sysop block rights are only for combatting vandalism. Somebody points out that HelpJazz was given block rights before this policy was written.  Bugler walks in and treats us to some irony. Update: "Screw you, Jallen, everything is vandalism if I say so!" <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo668 img="on"> Andy only wants articles on educational subjects. Really Andy? did you get your doctorate in Liberal Friendship? Or maybe Gays in sports? Well it obviously wasn't Statistics <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo667 img="on" img="on" img="off">Smilin' Uncle Ed hopes to talk about church choirs and Boy Scout Troops. Hmm. After entries like I have to wonder, what will he have to say about those organizations... <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo666 img="on" img="on" img="off">Andy: I used to read The Economist but I got so tired of the simplistic view. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to add some improvements to my Professor Values and Obama Mind-Control articles... <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo665 img="on">If Leader believes it, We believe it, too. [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Libertarian_censorship&diff=prev&oldid=560527 Cited results are easy to find. For instance, "Leader believes" (Leader, 2008)] <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo664 img="on">Karajou didn't come from no apes or monkeys! Moar Karajou fails at science. But we knew that. Keep it coming: Scientists' *Beliefs* are so strong that they will actually scrutinize them. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo663 img="on">TK gets blocked after being back on site less than 48 hours, for calling BrianCo a fraud, while referring to BrianCo as "Genghis"! Huh? Ahhh good old TK drama. Update: Bugler comes to the rescue, while Jallen destroys Helpjazz's chance for Sysopship edit rights  being treated as a normal editor not being called a dirty liberal hippie. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo662 img="on">We all thought that Bugler and the other really notorious bullies at CP did what they did because of some kind of power trip, or perhaps just as recreation. No. It turns out that, in Bugler's case, it's a religious practice! What church does he go to? <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo661 img="on">Bugler vs. HelpJazz. Ready? Fight! Update Ken and HSmom, you're next! Ed: Bugler, please stop, or I'll email someone who will deliberately ignore this whole situation like the coward he is. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo660 img="on">Ah, a deep question indeed... <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo659 img="on">Sign of the apocalypse: Conservative being. . . reasonable?!?!?! <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo658 img="on">No, Foxtrot, I think HelpJazz described it quite accurately. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo657 img="on">Somebody directly asks Andy to take a position on Bugler's douchery. Banhammer in 3... 2... <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo656 img="on">Ah, 'tis Sunday, so Philosopher Andy ponders why we age. Er... actually no he doesn't... I have no idea what he's pondering, except there's another dig at Obama in there <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo655 img="on">PJR reverts a guy because he used evolutionist arguments in the YEC that PJR claims are discredited (although scientists agree they're not). Perhaps he was taking the example of your fine evolution page, which is nothing but discredited arguments against the title subject, Phil. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo654 img="on">JArneal: "Don't call me a liberal. I am waiting for an apology."

Aschlafly: "what's your position on abortion, same-sex marriage, and allowing classroom prayer in public school?"

UPDATE Still waiting! <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo653 img="on">TK pulls his non-existent "rank" on a poor European. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo652 img="on">Fundie philosophy in a nutshell. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo651 img="on">You have to love the reasons people have for blocking on CP. We still love you, Bohdan. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo650 img="on">Bungler gets nasty. He does realize Tim is one of the longest-serving sysops at CP, right? Don't expect Andy to back him up though, he's off hiding under the covers until the trouble goes away. Update No matter how bad things are, Creepy Ed can make it worse. Can it be? Is Ed picking on Bugler? <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo649 img="on">Alright, that's it. After yet another great entry from Ed Poor, it's getting tiresome to report so many of his edits. Just refresh this page from now on. Update: Tim vapes it. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo648 img="on">"Obama seems to have learned nothing from Schlafly." What a coincidence, neither have the homeschoolers. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo647 img="on"> A compromise! Half way between Atheists giving less to charity than Godophiles and Atheists mass murdering millions of their subjects is... Atheists mutilating each other for sexual pleasure! <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo646 img="on">Andy holds the line against notorious Liberal...Ed Poor ? <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo645 img="on">No, REALLY? Now why would they do a weird thing like that? <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo644 img="on">WTF Moment: informing people that Andy worked under Obama for the Harvard Law Review is pushing liberal bias? <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo643 img="on">TK returns. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo642 img="on">Think KenDoll is Conservapedia's worst writer? He's got some stiff competition. MOAR: Jesus had sisters? Odd thing for a bishop to be claiming. Huh? <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo641 img="on">How to become an Administrator: Being against these icky homosexuals, for starters. Changing some convictions? Checked! And of course, collecting some Brownie points at the expense of your fellow editors: All right! (Update:  A little bit overzealous...) Way to go, Foxtrot, way to go... <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo640 img="on"> CP now has an article on Homosexual obsession. Good. A topic they are experts on. But it doesn't have a picture of KenDoll! <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo639 img="on">Classic example of CP's good old double standards: Alan: "Fox News said Palin didn't know Africa is a continent..." Bugler: "This is unsubstantiated, sneering tittle-tattle!" *hammers* Ed Poor: "Hey, Fox News said Palin didn't know Africa is a continent..." *puts it on the Main Page* UPDATE: Fox News is liberal. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo638 img="on">Thanks, Ed, I was hoping to vomit up my lunch. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo637 img="on">Tim makes Ed his bitch. Awaiting ensuing hilarity. UPDATE Moron! <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo635 img="on">Ed, you're making it too easy, please stop, No really, stop For god sake man, stop talking <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo634 img="on">OMG, Obama's a Muslim, he chose a secret service code derived from a Spanish word that means converted Islam except that 1, he didn't choose the name, the secret service chose it for him 2, Renegado hasn't meant apostate for many years, as popular usage took the word over and 3, Does anyone really think that the archaic meaning of a Spanish word takes precedence over the modern English meaning? <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo633 img="on">Wasn't the first rule of the secret group not to talk about it? UPDATE: Yes. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo632 img="on">Idiot. Update <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo631 img="on">Ed "Educator" Poor to potential student: "Your writing is chatty and vapid, yet it says nothing of interest." <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo630 img="on">Best reason yet to conclude Obama is a Muslim: "Friends with known Muslims". Not that there's anything wrong with that! <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo629 img="on">Ed Poor: "despite being a Christian I consider myself a Muslim". (Actually, Ed, you're neither. You're a Moonie.) <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo628 img="on">So long as we're on teh gays, Ed claims they "make it hard to be friends". No Ed, they just don't want to be friends with a bigot like you. (for extra points, note the "gays can't love" meme) <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo627 img="on">In a lengthy post, PJR explains "how religion has nothing to do" with the opposition to homosexual marriage. No, that opposition stems instead from what Christians "understand to be the facts", which in his own words derives... from religious beliefs. Can someone explain it to me? <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo626 img="on">Professor values: exposition of supposed connection between higher education and criminality... four paragraphs, dozens of examples, more than fifty citations. The My Lai massacre: infamous mass murder of hundreds of civilians... two sentences, no citations. Conservative priorities at work. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo625 img="on">Help! Help! A liberal's gotten loose! Quick, call the guys in white coats! <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo624 img="on"> Conservapedia is not Biased! Why in the world might one think that? Its not in the domain name by chance is it? <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo623 img="on">What is more facepalm-inducing: The fact that Ed "I was on Wikipedia since Day One and know the code inside out" Poor thinks that you can create tables with MediaWiki markup or that he generously offers to create a table if everybody else does all the content work? <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo622 img="on">BRichtigen's block log has become some sort of running gag. Really, how many block reasons does Ed have to make up before the other sysops realize that opposing him is a waste of time? Though at least Philip tries to convince him of letting go. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo621 img="on">Ed has run out of targets and starts sniping at old classics like the (factually correct) "Gay Bomb" entry... again (see the other entries in the log). This of course completely ignores things like the fact (if we recall correctly) that a sysop created this page or the fact that RobSmith once even added it to the Bill Clinton page (which cued this hilarious discussion we turned into a play). <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo620 img="on">Another sysop points out how far out the Obama article is, gets blocked for it, and asks the obvious, "How can we claim to be trustworthy if we delete and block any debate?" Bugler, who forgot ChrisS was a sysop, is apparently taking a short break. Update: A fellow student points out that this is a well-worn but pointless path. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo619 img="on">Thou shalt not complain. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo618 img="on">Given his recent obsession with homosexuals and his continued use of the creepy "Uncle Ed" nickname, This response wherein he requests a user email him a personal phone number, is downright terrifying. Goat cleanings begin in ten minutes Skin-crawling addition This one's every bit as horrifying. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo617 img="on">Ed's "Homosexuality + Nazi = Win" spree continues in "Homosexuality in Nazi Germany" which, despite its title, is not about Nazi Germany at all.UPDATE Ed makes the entry more haz concise UPDATE Our "evidence!" (Note: The author have a very strong anti-homosexual platform. Now THAT'S "credible") <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo616 img="on">Ed's idea of the day: a twelve step program to "cure" gay people of their Homosexuality Addiction. Mandatory Drama: KaraMel points out that Ed is an idiot, gets into an edit war with a sysop, asks him to stop - and is banhammered by Ed, who then thanks the wrong person. "Oops" indeed. Read what you quote: Ed quotes from his source that "if sexual experiences happen repeatedly with members of the same sex, a homosexual addiction will result", but claims he didn't notice that the source doesn't say that homosexuality itself is an addiction. Riiight. Don't revert; use the talk page except when I say the opposite; then do that instead. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo615 img="on">Ken decides that a plug for one of his articles deserves a victory lap as the top News story. Is a "News Story of the Year" proclamation far behind? <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo614 img="on">The Wall Street Journal said something bad about a liberal. I better cite a Newsmax instead! <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo613 img="on">The witnesses to the school knife attack could have apprehended the perpetrator with magic chivalry powers. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo612 img="on">Another tragic incident in a public school? Exactly what I needed to make a snarky comment about Bibles. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo611 img="on">Ed's lulz just never stops! He thinks that "AshleyS" is an anagram of "ASchlafly". How's the writing class going, Ed? <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo610 img="on">Ed's at it again. Here he blocks user SamuelA for 90/10, despite his being way under the threshold. Enquiring minds want to know, does his ban have anything to do with this reversion of known parodist JPatt? Ed is so gone he is now defending obvious parody. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo609 img="on">Ed Poor: Nobody on Conservapedia has any rights - only obligations. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo608 img="on">BRichtigen: Why did you block this guy? Ed Poor: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Ed_Poor&diff=next&oldid=555108 Same reason I'm blocking you. Goodbye!] Finally, the 90/10 rule is shown it's real purpose: to block whoever we want. Massive Irony: Ed the math teacher: I try to be careful. Unaware: Phil is right. O RLY? 90/10! But wait, it's 50/50. UPDATE: Roger returns from the mountain to unblock <S>the parodist the contributor because "he is doing good work." <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo607 img="on">ED BLOCKS PHIL!!!!. Gives reason on Phil's talk page. Phil unblocks himself. Side dish of minor lulz: Ed's edit removes BRichtigen's, which basically says Bugler's mistakes are covered up, proving his statement in just one minute! <vote closed="yes" poll=wige606>PJR sez - "Creationists see the Loch Ness Monster et al as "evidence". But I am confused? I thought only atheists believed that stuff? <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo606 img="on">Interiot: From Ed Poor's hero to ASchlafly's pariah in just one week... Update: not a hero, an office hand: give him the stapler of honor <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo605 img="on">Schlafly Deceit on display for all to see. "Proper Perspective" = misquoting and "Format" = removing any trace of the actual quote <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo604 img="on">PJR takes on Andy & Ed in direct Konfrontation. It'll end in tears! It appears that PJR is taking a stand: removing the Muslim crap from Obama's page and now rewriting Ken's Mainpage bragging! (see entry 3 below) FIGHT! MOAR Andy reverts Philip and removes some comments that highlight Andy's tortured logic. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo603 img="on">Better 17 hours late than never. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo602 img="on">Ed Poor tries to be nice: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk%3AMohandas_K._Gandhi&diff=554855&oldid=554854 ''When are we all going to realize that in God's eyes there are no races? All people are His beloved children.''] What about your eyes, Ed? And what about "niggers"? Or how about explaining the faux black accent and urban speak <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo601 img="on">For the umpteenth time, Ken announces "Major Developments" regarding his Evolution article, after some wacko recommends it. (WIGOed below hours ago, Ken - you're behind the times) And remember: Stay tuned for details!!!!!!!!!1 ''(and it only took him eight nine edits to do the entry!) <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo600 img="on">All of a sudden, the President's powers are very limited. When did that happen? <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo599 img="on">Yet another priceless Andy-ism. "I do teaching writing!" <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo598 img="on">A new CP user has posted an intelligent, thoughtful refutation of the Obama-is-a-Muslim nonsense. Any bets on how long s/he (or the article) will last...? <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo597 img="on">The CLEP is way better. It's, you know, multiple choice. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo596 img="on">Ed Poor - so dumb, he blocks himself as punishment for ebil wrongdoing. (Note: he blocks himself for a fraction of the time he blocks others for the same offense) <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo595 img="on">Stupid, bigoted homos, using their rights to protest. This is proof they're threatening us after we stripped them of their marriages! <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo594 img="on">What we're worried about is MOAR HITLER! <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo593 img="on">Selfish Ed bites off more than he can chew. If you want to start an argument Eddy boy, be sure that you can win it, or at least have something intelligent to say. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo592 img="on">Kenny's not bragging very well. He's not told us about this little bit of Dembski butt licking. Is this a "Grassroot" or a "Fortress"? <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo591 img="on">Liberace wasn't gay, he was just a victim of the homosexual agenda. Wandal magnet: So were Robin Hood and John Schlafly. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo590 img="on">Brossa: Dear Ed, here are five examples that completely negate your new "article". Bugler: 90/10! Ed: Dear Brossa, "Then put them in the article" while I take a subtle swipe at HelpJazz. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo589 img="on">Update to a slightly older item: During Ed's last burst of activity, he made up some numbers and then wanted to banhammer BRichtigen, who added "fact" tags to them. Well, now he's back, and he just hammered BRichtigen for not accepting his Writing Assignment. And what was the Writing Assignment? "Find sources for my made-up numbers." Update: 90/10 = MYOB Update:  Ups, the numbers I made up were wrong BRichtigen will get an apology, won't he? <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo588 img="on">Ed is so misunderstood. Can't people see that he's trying to help the gays? Of course, we all know what sort of "help" he offers. Update Fucking whiners. MORE UPDATE:Having single handedly destroyed the myth of the Gay Hero, Ed now sets his sights on... The idea that the Gays would ever help non gays <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo587 img="on">Andy pretends he knows what he’s talking about by continually referring to a paper by Michael Whitlock. Is he right? Would an email help? That depends on who the email is from. One from Michael Whitlock? Update: Aaand block! <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo586 img="on">An email makes it true. Awesome, Ed. Did he forget he just made this guideline less than a week ago? <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo585 img="on">Not only is this site so infamous, just referencing a blog merely associated with it is still verboten. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo584 img="on">What do you do when you want to sway public opinion with evidence that's quite likely made-up without facing charges of gossip? Easy: Innocently ask people to read it to see if they think it's legit and only later admit that you don't actually think it's authentic. Doesn't quite work, of course. Maybe Andy should have waited for Bugler and Co. to be online first... (In the meantime, it's still absolutely forbidden to link to negative FOX News reports about Palin on her talk page because of the "no gossip" rule. Right, right.) Update: Andy, not one to admit defeat, spins it to say he suspected it too! <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo583 img="on">How dare you believe the commandments are there to be followed? A six month block for your silly assumption. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo582 img="on">NEVER try to refute the "Muslim Obama" myth. Seriously. Just don't. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo581 img="on">Andy the uber-teacher is at it again. Apparently there is"No penalty for wrong answers" in the exams he sets. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo580 img="on">What's the easiest way to win an election? By having an apparent disability of course. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo579 img="on">Once more, are you sure? (And it only took two minutes.) <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo578 img="on">And there it is. How could I have been so blind in the voting booth? <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo577 img="on">"This parent probably doesn't teach her children about Hell either." <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo576 img="on">Koward seems to think that "drunks (always) speak that which they would normally think when they're sober." He obviously doesn't understand how alcohol works. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo575 img="on">Did someone sane just hack Kendoll's account? <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo574 img="on">Not pwned, just busy. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo573 img="on">A blunt parody on the similarities between CP and a common household object. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo572 img="on">The Sarah Palin Rearguard is nothing if not thorough - even talking about people who talk about people who anonymously talk about Palin is verboten frowned upon. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo571 img="on">Did you know that not Nazis, but socialists, came up with the idea for the Hitler Youth? And now Barack Obama wants to do the same thing? UPDATE Not really an update but more of a, "Andy talks a whole lot of bullshit" sort of thing. Stay tuned everyone.Update: Phil takes on Andy. '''again! <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo570 img="on">Wait, did Andy just pass up a chance to smear Obama? Is he not feeling well?. It gets better, apparently the bombing campaigns carried out by the IRA and other dissident groups don't count as terrorism. Wouldn't want to be in Andy's shoes when the Irish and Brits read that. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo569 img="on"> A Brit amends the bit about British media in "Conservative"; Aschlafly (who knows more about everything than anyone) reverts "predictable liberal denials about the media being liberal". What's even funnier is that Sky News gets some of its news from Fox. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo568 img="on">The Irony Meter overloads: Andy "Boy/Girl competition is bad" Schlafly praises a school that sees... healthy competition between boys and girls! (This also completely disproves him here, btw.) In addition, he claims that this is about "separate testing" (with the apparent implication that this is similar to his "different tests for girls and boys" suggestion), but the cited article doesn't mention different tests - only that the test scores went up due to having separate classes. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo567 img="on">Conservative repeatedly points out that it's okay to reject traditional standards (such as quality, respectability and credibility, apparently) when it's convenient. However, keep in mind that only liberals reject traditional standards... <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo566 img="on">As of November 8, the left-hand side of Conservapedia's main page still refuses to announce that Barack Obama was the winner of the 2008 US presidential elections. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo565 img="on">Always eager to emulate Andy "My dinner conversations are reliable sources" Schlafly and Ken "I know things, but I won't say more" DeMeyer, Learn Together adds interesting claims and then insists that he doesn't need sources because he knows those people, but any further information or evidence would tip off the Gay Assassins. Yep, makes perfect sense. LearnTogether elsewhere goes on to state People already understand that anonymous sources talking without any backup is wrong. Point of Interest Andy is on record that such things are not acceptable...if you're a liberal that is. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo564 img="on">"No surprise": A sleazy Democrat avoids charges for doing sleazy things. Surprise: the nasty liberally-biased New York Times, known for hushing up scandals about "deceitful" liberals, was the paper that blew his cover! <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo563 img="on">Another insight: Obama has an Arabic lineage. But is this consistent with conservapedian logic? <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo562 img="on">Well, Assfly... former Clinton advisors to run President Obama's Adminstration are definitely a change from the current incompetence at the White House. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo561 img="on">In the News: Someone on the internet links to Conservapedia! <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo560 img="on">Weapon of Gun, meet Much of Money. I'm sure you two will have a lot to talk about. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo559 img="on">More fun with AlanS and Palin: Learn Together fails at life and everything by first re-inserting a deleted image (which had been removed from the article by the now blocked AlanS) and then protecting the article to make sure that the image redlink stays. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo558 img="on">When not even FOX News is good enough: Pointing out Palin's reported lack of knowledge on a talk page and emphasizing that he won't insert this info into the article = Revert and two week block. Update: Learn Together proves he is a Good CP Sysop: "We only allow news showing how awesome Palin is, so expect your talk page post to vanish soon." Yep: Whitewashed. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo557 img="on">Andy's latest conservative insight - Obama's a Muslim because he's not seen dancing much, and Muslims disfavor dancing. Unlike this devout Christian. UPDATE:BEST PARODY. EVER!!!!! Update 2: More parody. & More! and even MORE! <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo556 img="on">Hi jinx? more like "Bye, Jinx.". Update: And the tributes start rolling in, with a special thank you. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo555 img="on">Concentration camps: not as bad as you might think! <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo554 img="on">Like teaching a stupid dog new tricks. Aug. '07: [http://www.conservapedia.com/Talk:Atheism/archive3#Please_use_.22Show_Preview.22 "Please use the preview button." "Yeah, OK."] Sept. '07: [http://www.conservapedia.com/Talk:Atheism/archive5#Archiving_and_other_matters "Please use the preview button." "Yeah, OK."] Apr. '08: [http://www.conservapedia.com/Talk:Main_Page/archive56#Web_Searches "Please use the preview button." "Yeah, OK."] Nov. '08: [http://www.conservapedia.com/Talk:Richard_Dawkins#All_your_Hitler_are_belong_to_us "Please use the preview button." "Dammit all! Haven't you figured out I'm an attention whore already?"] <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo553 img="on">Conservatives never gloat. Nope, never, noway nohow, doesn't happen, not even a little bit... <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo552 img="on">The Internets have been saved from conservative deceit - late in the 4PM hour (Pacific Time) CP has a message for us all. Update: They came back around 5:15 PM (PT) <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo551 img="on">Pointing out that some conservatives cloak their politics in Christianity makes one an Al Qaeda supporter. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo550 img="on">Again the librul media deceits the public: no one acknowledges Michele BachmanN's win. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo549 img="on">Bugler explains that government censorship of an opinion is OK as long as you know for sure that it's wrong. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo548 img="on">Andy may be disturbed by the increasing outbreaks of reasonableness from CP nutjobs like Jinx The Pinx. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo547 img="on">That darn liberal Al Franken refuses to concede in a race for senator. Andy The Lawyer forgets something that should be obvious in the article: Minnesota law mandates "a recount any time the margin between the top two candidates is less than one-half of one percent." <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo546 img="on">Breaking news: Obama wins the election! But not yet in CP--even minutes after the networks (and Wikipedia) call the election! Update: Two hours after Obama's victory speech, finally he wins (but his article still hasn't been updated...). Updater: Hurrah for Karajou, who updates the Obama article...15 hours after the 270th electoral vote. But[t]?! The "weekly featured article" summary still ain't been updated as of the morning of Nov. 5!] <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo545 img="on">Jpatt, literate as ever, blasphemes the goat. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo544 img="on">Poor Ed claims "We do not know that the planets and comets will continue to move along elliptical paths; it's just that we haven't found a counterexample yet, so the smart money is betting on the ellipse! :-)". He of course fails to realize this is based on a math proof rather than observation. It isn't a bet at all on an ellipse any more than 1+1=2 is a gamble, and the smart money is on Ed not understanding math or astronomy. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo543 img="on">Conservative: "Go, Hitler Image Megazord! Attack the Dawkins article! ...oh snap, people noticed and might de-Hitlerize my work! *locks article for all eternity* Lulz." Update: It was just a warning shot, but it served its purpose. Toldja: Brave as a Lion, er, Liam, and even Ed tries to aim for a compromise... but nope, NONE SHALL PASS! Oh, and the compromise? Agree with Conservative after a brief meeting in the Secret Court! <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo542 img="on">Trusworthy (adj): Linking sources is much too easy. Readers should find the hints that were dropped, and then guess which search result is the correct one. If that seems strange to you, you're the one who's wasting people's time. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo541 img="on">Ed hits the Overdrive Button: After pointing out that Ed defined "Addition" as the "operation which produces the sum" while "Sum" is "the result of addition", Jonsen gets a 1-month hammer for "misuse of fact tags"... even though he hasn't used that tag at all. And having possible backup sock Jenson pointing that out also doesn't help. Update: BRichtigen makes it clear that Ed confused Jonsen with himself and adds that his own use of fact tags was appropriate, so any block would be "just plain wrong". Of course "just plain wrong" is Bugler's cue: Ed will have to think of another excuse to banhammer Jonsen, and 3 weeks for BRichtigen (1 week less because he "confessed to this offence"). Ed again: "Blocking is not punishment." Oh God: "Collaboration means that I make claims and you look up the sources. This discussion uses more time than it would have taken you to look up the source, thus the block was justified." Bwuh? Update: PJR chimes in with a little diplomacy. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo540 img="on">Classic Ed: When stuck, Make up some numbers. When questioned, try to shift the onus. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo539 img="on">Don't lose hopes! DRamon explains that sampling only uses a sample, so it is probably useless. See also: Schlafly Statistics. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo538 img="on">You know you've arrived when Andy does your whitewashing for you. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo537 img="on">Ema principles Obama Christ is not. Why no you understand? <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo536 img="on">Bethany, one of Andy's own students, pwns both Andy and parodist Saxman in one fell swoop. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo535 img="on">Sorry, Ed. You won't get away from the darkies that easily. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo534 img="on">Uh, Koward, hate speech doesn't work that way. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo533 img="on">Andy can't help but demonstrate aspects of liberal style. See "#55: silly demands for apologies." Also, take note of Andy's hilarious misuse of English in confusing "fusillade" and "fuselage". <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo532 img="on">Chivalry looks set to become the next classroom prayer. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo531 img="on">You're smarter than me, actually know what chivalry means, and know more about homeschooling. I demand an apology! <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo530 img="on">Conservapedia's most concise entry ever! <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo529 img="on">That's funny, Andy put something about Obama talking to the SF Chronicle on the main page about coal, but why did he link to Newsbusters instead of the SF Chronicle? Maybe because there's nothing there? Whew, good thing CP doesn't allow gossip the way WP does. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo528 img="on">Andy Schlafly wants Conservapedia to be taken as seriously as Encyclopedia Britannica and Wikipedia. That's why he added a parody of a tub of butter to the front page. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo527 img="on">While "anonymous claims of expertise are not allowed, for obvious reasons", they're still totally okay when they are made in anonymous articles about Obama's Evil Mind Control Powers <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo526 img="on">Shorter Andy: I appreciate your extensive, well thought out answer, now allow me to make a totally unfounded assumption before I completely ignore it. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo525 img="on">Yes, these two edits make perfect sense, perfect sense. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo524 img="on">Domestic violence is like a coed sport for liberals. Also, "real life" only includes your workplace if you are a soldier. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo523 img="on">People who don't go to church but do believe in fairies are probably rationalists. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo522 img="on">You know you've reached a whole new level of condescending when you tell a strict creationist to go back and re-read Genesis. Also, apparently competing for grades in a Schlafly course entails beatings. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo521 img="on">Conservative cites a stunning blow against evolution: A poll that shows that the "majority of all doctors (78%) accept evolution rather than reject it" - uh... wait... ah yeah, you have to tell yourself that theistic evolution of course completely rejects whatever this Darwin guy wrote. Then it all lines up nicely again. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo520 img="on">Heavens to Betsy! Don't tell but  has deleted one of his "irrelevant images" <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo519 img="on">Andrew Yoda Schlafly. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo518 img="on">Conservatism954 exposes the parodies by User Handels584 (and others) on Andrew Schlafly's talk page. It is reported that there is a spoof article titled "Cantonese independence" that the sysops failed to catch (at the time the comment was made) despite numerous links to it. The spoof article can be found here UPDATE: Hmmm... TerryH reverts the comments but it seems that the spoof article might stay (article was deleted a few hours later). This might just affirm yet again "the chaotic farce that is Conservapedia". UPDATE: To add insult to injury, this revision clearly shows that the sysops can't handle vandalism very well. There is still a statement that affirms the superiority of British English over American English. I think the sysops missed that one too! Update - Koward reminds us that he reads WIGO. (but there is still a statement claiming that British English is superior compared to American English) <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo517 img="on">This is a cute one. 🇰🇪 mysteriously deletes and re-creates this page, for no stated reason. However, looking at the talk page, there was some disagreement with the guy who wrote the blogs hiding the fact that he was the sole author of all of them. So obviously, Ken burned the page in order to hide the history where it happened. But Conservatives don't do deceit, mm'kay? Update At least he's able to joke about it. Updater Having had his bluff called, Ken burns, restores and locks all of the Mariano blog articles, presumably to hide the fact that they're all grade-Z blogs made by a single crank who made an advertising deal with Ken. It's impressive how easily deceit comes to him, like breathing. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo516 img="on">Nature is liberal. This update is brought to you by Left Hand - for all those times when you have no clue what Right Hand is doing: However, the editor who suggested it for the News Section and who Andy thanked has been declared a parodist now. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo515 img="on">It's boring when it's asleep. Let's poke it with a stick! UPDATE: It just rolled over and went back to sleep. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo514 img="on">Do as i say, not as I do. Speelling things wrngo is bad. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo513 img="on">Whatever stupid thing you're debating, if your opponent fails to mention the Bible, their position is wrong. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo512 img="on">Chivalry may not be dead, but Andy's "chivalry"-motivated decision to give the girls in his American History class shorter, easier tests is proving deadly to morale, even among his biggest supporters. UPDATE: If you don't like it, you can leave, so our class will then be left with those who "may not speak up as much" - err, I mean, "do want more chivalry". Update: Phil's a troublemaker. MOAR: Bethany ups the ante by stating that her mother objects to his policy, and suggests that Andy asks the other parents how they feel about it too. UPDATE: I'll ask them, but they are probably ill informed. Also, I don't understand the meaning of the word "equality." MOAR MOAR People warn BethanyS of the nature of the beast and show their support. Andy doesn't disappoint. EVEN MOAR  POOL'S CLOSED. Sorry, Beth, chivalry demands I don't ask your opinion or permission. Final (?) Update Class? Sensitivity? Leadership ability? I don't know what those strange words mean. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo511 img="on">It would appear that the preoccupations of real cowboys' thoughts when they are not in the presence of women is other cowboys' backsides UPDATE: Karajou removed the image <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo510 img="on"> AlanS AlanE inserts parody, then lashes out at editors who pursue their own "petty ideologies"... You know how this one ends. Update - And, unblocked by PJR <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo509 img="on">Churchgoers tend to date secular people. The number one reason? Their peers aren't behaving traditionally enough. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo508 img="on">I think we've gone waaaaaay beyond worrying about clutter there, bucko. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo507 img="on">At least he's more up front about it than Andy: Ken gives sound advice to all editors - "Don't say bad things about my pet articles. I'm in charge and nothing will ever change, suckers!" <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo506 img="on">DeanS decides that even mentioning RationalWiki by name is a prohibited ad. Good thing that pimping your own work on Visual Thesaurus isn't any sort of advert, huh? Update: Andy agrees and adds that CP doesn't "allow links to cites(sic) that smear people and/or incite vandalism" - even though there was no link in the post. Wouldn't that mean all of CP barring itself? <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo505 img="on">"This discussion is non-encyclopedia and will be deleted soon. I hope nobody saved a local copy or anything." UPDATE: Hey, disaffected CPers! Conservapedia:Debate:Do we put enough emphasis on homosexuality is open for business! <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo504 img="on">Tough, questioning reporters for the win! As the linked page says: "If you’re going to shut everybody out who asks you an 'impertinent' question, then that’s not good for anybody and mostly not good for the American people." That's right! No legitimate organization would ever shut anyone out for being impertinent! <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo503 img="on">Jennifer Hudson's seven-year-old nephew is found dead of a gunshot to his head. This must be a gang killing because typical murderers would not harm a child in such a manner. And Obama was one of only three Illinois senators (how many Senators does Illinois have?) to vote against barring convicts on bail or probation from having contact with a street gang! (H.B. 1812, which passed anyway, but then was vetoed by Republican governor George Ryan before he was convicted on federal corruption charges.) Not that Obama has anything to do with the death of a kid, but, just sayin'. UPDATE: Obama probably secretly made the bill useless. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo502 img="on">Conservative seems to have an obsession with improving PageRank no matter the cost. He's even threatening liberals with cow-tipping and cat-shoeing. UPDATE Newcomer AlanS gives Kendoll something to mull overand Sideways gets in on the act. Will anyone come to Ken's aid? UPDATE AlanS smacks down Kendoll! MOAR Andy wins the debate. With extreme prejudice.