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Nasty injury you have there. You may only be half an onion but at least you're not one of those damn shallots. Concernedresident omg!!! ponies!!! 21:08, 17 August 2010 (UTC)


 * You know what Onion? I like you.  You're not like the other people here in the trailer park.  Oh no, don't get me wrong, they're fine people, good alliums.  They're good fine alliums, Onion.  But they don't know what the shallots are doing to the soil.  The government says it's due to poor farming. But I know what's really going on, Onion.  I know it's the shallots. They're in it with the garlic.  They're building landing strips for garlic shoots.  I swear to God. - David Gerard (talk) 22:09, 17 August 2010 (UTC)
 * I heard that George Bush was pre-warned about the shallots, but he let it go ahead so he could use it as an excuse for invading the spring onions. It's on the Internet, and I don't see why an anonymous stranger would lie. Concernedresident  omg!!! ponies!!! 22:13, 17 August 2010 (UTC)