Essay:Escape from the Tea Gods/Nukes

The Tea Gods refuse to remove the death penalty. The United Nations eventually got sick of constantly having to politely request the Tea Gods just shut up and give them control, oh and stop killing people over tea.

Which is why the UN decided that nuking Tea Realm was the only sensible solution against this barbaric violation of human rights.

And the Tea Gods got nuked. And you were so happy. Like jumping on a bed happy. Until you realize that you live in Tea-Land.

Yeah. You are dead.

Your corpse will forever be radioactive and all the plants will wilt around you. Because radiation is bad. 😞

Ending Three: Nuked

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