Fun:Attention Deficit Disorder

Attention Deficit Disorder is a disease invented by liberals overworked public school teachers so they can give Ritalin to children in order to maintain some semblance of control over overcrowded classrooms. Ritalin is a hard-core narcotic.

What liberals call ADD is usually, in fact, demonic possession. Only an exorcism can rid our precious youngsters of this condition, not any drug. Demonic possession leading to ADD is often caused by playing with "harmless" games like Dungeons and Dragons, Tarot cards, and Ouija boards, or by masturbating.

An alternative view
Attention Deficit Disorder is a disease invented by psychiatrists so they can give Ritalin to children in order to subject them to psychiatric mind control. Ritalin is a hard-core narcotic.

What psychiatrists call ADD is usually, in fact, Thetans. Only Dianetic auditing can rid our precious youngsters of the engrams causing this condition, not any drug. Engrams leading to ADD are often caused by playing with "harmless" games like Dungeons and Dragons, Tarot cards, and Ouija boards, or by masturbating.