Draft:Chip Roy

Charles Eugene "Chip" Roy (1972-) is a representative of Texas and an American attorney. He formerly served as a chief of staff to Ted Cruz.

Early history
Roy hails from Bethesda, Maryland. His parents were conservatives and huge supporters of Ronald Reagan, which helped to shape his political views later in his life. After graduating from college, he spent three years working as an investment banker.

General stupidity
Roy has stated that he wishes for the "woke" military to "blow things up and kill people".