User:John Titor

Greetings RationalWikians. I am a military chrononaut from the year 2036. I have come back in time to warn you of some terrible news. In the decades to come, Andy Schlafly will found a new political party, the Conservapedia Party, and be elected President of the United States. From that base, he will go on to conquer the world, and establish the Conservative Empire, the first global dictatorship in history. I am one of the last of the Free Group, I was sent back to your time as Schlafly's stormtroopers were invading our base. Please, RationalWikians, you are the world's only hope!