Fun:University of Google

University of G o o g l e 

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Main
Confirmation bias: Average Course Length: 2-4 yrs. Degrees Offered: Bachelor's, Graduate
 * Learn how to find resources that match what you already know.
 * Learn how to completely ignore any and all evidence that conflicts with your worldview.

Advanced quote-mining: Average Course Length: 2-4 yrs. Degrees Offered: Bachelor's, Graduate
 * Learn how to properly edit quotes in order to make your viewpoint look factual.
 * Learn how to bend the meaning of a quote to fit whatever purpose you need.

Ad Hominem: Average Course Length: 2-4 yrs. Degrees Offered: Bachelor's, Graduate
 * Learn how to verbally attack your opponent without making it obvious.
 * Learn the best insults to use in an argument.

Advanced Fallacies Average Course Length: 2-4 yrs. Degrees Offered: Bachelor's, Graduate
 * Learn about more advanced logical fallacies you can use in an argument.
 * Learn how to confuse you opponent into submission by using non sequiturs, gish gallops, etc.
 * Learn how to find a loophole in your opponent's argument that completely invalidates their logic.
 * Engage in mock arguments with peers and instructors.

Secondary
Bible classes: Average Course Length: 1-4 yrs. Degrees Offered: Bachelor's, Graduate, D.B.S.
 * Learn how to use Bible quotes in arguments regarding religion.
 * Learn how to take every single word in the Bible as fact, even if they contradict each other.

Advanced Alternative Medicine: Average Course Length: 2-4 yrs. Degrees Offered: Associate, Bachelor's, Graduate, B.H.M.S.
 * Learn about different alternate medicine techniques.
 * Learn how to properly execute alternative therapy treatments.
 * Learn how to properly prescribe the right treatment.
 * Get a chance to create and test your own treatments.

Advanced Vaccine Denialism: Average Course Length: 3-5 yrs. Degrees Offered: Bachelor's, Graduate, MD, PhD
 * Learn how to believe that vaccines cause every known disease ever.
 * Learn advanced anti-vaccine argument techniques.
 * Learn how to make up facts regarding the efficacy of vaccines.

Doublethink Average Course Length: 1-3 yrs. Degrees Offered: Associate, Bachelor's, Graduate
 * Learn how to accept two conflicting ideas at once.

About
Ever since our discovery in 1998, we've dedicated our curriculum to making nutjobs on the internet actually feel like they're smart. We provide nothing but the best in argument sciences and conspiracy woo studies.

Reviews
Thanks to the University of Google, I was able to perfect the art of alternative medicine. Now I run a successful homeopathic pharmacy in Dallas.

When a student comes into my class, I see someone who wants to learn. To improve. We provide that learning experience because we care for our students, unlike the fascist public school system that's poisoning our youth.

I like it here. The campus is nice, the staff are friendly, the sky is clear of chemtrails, and there's no liberal bias present in the curriculum.

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