User talk:Pibot/Archive1

Hi - but are you real or a bot of Pi? . Anyway, nice of you to join us. If you are human and you'd like to know a bit more about the site please have a look at our RationalWiki:Newcomers' guide.--Bobbing up 02:32, 23 December 2008 (EST)
 * This bot is not me ;)  ħ uman  00:01, 11 March 2009 (EDT)
 * Hi Bob and Human. Sorry I didn't reply earlier Pi has no idea what he is doing. Pibot 00:24, 25 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Oh yeah, levels of sucessness. 00:25, 25 April 2009 (UTC)

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 * What a stupid thread. 13:32, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
 * What a stupid thread. 13:32, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

Gut of the quantifier
How old are the stars, really?
 * Three days old. 13:32, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

All talk pages should be like this
Even article talk pages. Totnesmartin 19:18, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
 * You would have liked RW 1.0. The articles were like this, the talk pages even worse/better.  21:31, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Is there really no trace of it on the net? Totnesmartin 22:00, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Sadly, no. Maybe the wayback machine?  No, they didn;t pick us up until  	 Jun 18, 2007.  I know Trent made a backup, maybe we can get him to release it on DVD for pi dollars a copy?  07:21, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
 * I'd get that. The postage would cost more than the disc though... Totnesmartin 09:25, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Well, he should have just uploaded it on April 1st without any warning :p 09:42, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

Avast!
You are now an honorary pirate. Please report to Tyburn for summary execution. EddyP 19:29, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

Questions
If it is, then why is it?
 * If it isn't, then why not?

should
Should it be?
 * Or shouldn't it?

Why
Is (or isn't it)?
 * (If it's known whether it is or isn't)

Is?
Is there any?
 * If so, where is it?
 * If not, where was it?

Please define what you mean by is? 07:34, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
 * 2+2=4, it's obvious.
 * In the field $$\mathbb{Z}_{4},\;2+2=0$$. How is that obvious? 08:26, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Only to those who know.

Where?
Any?
 * Or every?
 * No.

Levelness
Anyone had a good angry email from TK they would like to share here? 05:42, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

Unlevel
How about that local sports team? 05:43, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

Levity

 * 4 tildas
 * Why does Excel have a more versatile rounding function than MATLAB? 05:46, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

Dishevel
Messy. Slob. Bum. Jazzbo. "Herbal cigarettes". 4 tildas
 * [[image:Banana.gif]] 07:56, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

Fnord
Don't read this.
 * Do you believe that? 4 tildas
 * No. Yes. I don't know.  This whole court is out of order.  5 tildas
 * I assume I was a bit flippant about on the 4 tildes thing. 05:09, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

Clement Johnson once said
You are better lost than found. Ace McWickedThe Liquid Room 05:16, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

Since asked to contribute here...
And since Pi said just any old thing....I would like to share with the community that I had some awesome sex last night and plan the same for tonight. Ace McWickedThe Liquid Room 05:18, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Good for you Ace, nice to see someone getting in the spirit of this and other endeavours. 05:25, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Baaaaa! 05:34, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
 * What was on the travel photo. I am at uni and I have seen some of your photos, I can't look at it just now. 05:39, 29 April 2009 (UTC)


 * So you finally found the puncture repair kit? :p 10:42, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

Resistance is futile
We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile. Capturebot2 07:35, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Testing in progress. CaptureBot / / tlk cmd cfg ctb blk 08:14, 29 April 2009 (UTC) THOU SHALT NOT EDIT CONFLICT TEH MIGHTY GOAT

No it isn't
We are teh Goat. Lower your ferrets and surrender your long-eared jerboas. Prepare to be headbutted! Your rational and snarky distinctiveness will be added to our own! Your garden will adapt to service us! Baaaaa! Totnesmartin 08:17, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

And the Dutch are weeping!
In four languages, at least. Totnesmartin 08:20, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

Switzerland has four languages also
And they're armed! 14:48, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
 * The languages are armed? that's some dangerous talk. Totnesmartin 19:15, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

Winston Churchill had a speech impediment, and look what he did
Erased half of London.
 * Thank you all for wrecking my page. Pibot 10:53, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
 * it was a pleasure. Totnesmartin 11:09, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

May the bird of paradise fly up your nose
that's all 12:23, 29 April 2009 (UTC)


 * May an elephant caress you with his toes
 * Well spotted, Gentleman Kels. 14:43, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Perhaps I shouldn't admit that I actually know the tune to it. --Kels 14:50, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

You also wanted some level 3 headers?
Well here's one. 14:47, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

4 Tildas!
We have the teknowlogees! --Kels 14:49, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

Ahem.
13:48, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
 * [[image:bunny.gif]] 19:00, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

. . . . . . 19:42, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
 * [[image:Evilgrin0046.gif]] Sub-human troll. TK 09:29, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
 * [[image:Goatsmiley1.gif]][[image:Goatsmiley2.gif]] 09:44, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

Shameless bot-nosing on my part...
Anything to avoid getting back to yardwork. --SpinyNorman 14:31, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

Fight the Green!

 * Yardwork makes one a slave to their own grass. Fight the green! Ralph Nader is on the side of the greenies. But fear not for we shall overcome the racial prejudice! The dandelions are the solider's of the green. But only because lemon is the flavor of hope! 18:58, 29 April 2009 (UTC)