User talk:BalloonShark

Welcome to the cesspit of the internet. 17:16, 13 November 2009 (UTC)

As requested
Here you go. Enjoy. 17:25, 16 November 2009 (UTC)

The sig
Need help? 14:53, 17 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Yeah, I failz. It's pretty poor-- 15:02, 17 November 2009 (UTC)
 * I will assist. 15:13, 17 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Better? 15:18, 17 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Much Better 15:46, 17 November 2009 (UTC)
 * That is a win. 15:47, 17 November 2009 (UTC)

Phundamentalist Debate Technique Practice
I'll start it off with a quote. "Is any among you sick? Let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord: and the prayer of faith shall save him that is sick, and the Lord shall raise him up; and if he have committed sins, it shall be forgiven him"   (James 5:14-15 ASV). I, the God Warrior, will pray for you. -- 07:06, 18 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Well it's not exactly a tactic, but I have a response: BalloonShark (if that is your real name), unfortunately I can only conclude that you don't have an open mind about this. I reread the beginning of your rant at the top of this section and your use of "BCE" and "CE" denies historical basis, so admit it: you're not here to think and learn. And you persist in denying the obvious truth that prayer in school stops Shaken Baby Syndrome. Believe what you like, but we do not impose the silly copyright restrictions imposed by Wikipedia. If you can open your mind and admit that evolution may well be false, then let's discuss as long as you like. But if you're an atheist or someone who bought into the theory of evolution as a student and who refuses to accept that you could have been duped, then I'll spend my time on translating the Bible here instead. Go to Wikipedia if you prefer citing liberal organizations rather than disclosing the logic and honest research. 13:57, 18 November 2009 (UTC)
 * I'm going to choose my words very carefully. Interesting points you have made, Tetronian. First off, I would have to respectfully disagree with your statement about my open-mindedness. I read and listen to the opinions of others in my bible study group all the time. The problem with you, Tetronian, is that you continue to deny the fact that the United States of America, the greatest nation in the world, is a Christian nation. You are blind to the truth. The USA has only been so successful, because of the continual support of Jesus Christ. That is why we must mandate school prayer. With school prayer, we will overcome the evils of Barack Hussein Obama, a Muslim socialist. You are obviously one of the many decieved by the liberal media agenda.  Let me leave you with a quote from the one true text, the Bible. "If your hand causes you to sin, cut it off. It is better for you to enter into life maimed, rather than having two hands, to go to hell, into the fire that shall never be quenched" (Mark 9:43). With your liberal spewing perspective, you can only find salvation in the maiming of your hands, so that you may find yourself unable to type sinful God-hating, America-hating propaganda. My faith in God is strong.-- 15:51, 18 November 2009 (UTC)
 * No, "BalloonShark" (what a ridiculous username!) I am the one who is open-minded. Just because you can quote the Bible doesn't mean you are intelligent. Remember, all of the current versions of the Bible have been corrupted by liberal translators. I also noticed your very high word-to-substance ratio - like most liberals, you have the ability to write a lot of words with little meaning. Also, you neglected to mention that Obama is a fascist - like your socialist comrades, you are obviously trying to cover up this obvious truth. Obama is clearly a reincarnation of Hitler; deny this and lose any credibility. When the Rapture come (and believe me - it is coming soon!) you will be one of the first people condemned to Hell for your liberal deceit. Let me ask you a question: do you support the so-called "theory" of relativity? Your answer will reveal a lot about your personality. (You will find that liberals, socialists, and moral relativists are in favor of this atheistic theory). Thanks and Godspeed. 16:13, 18 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Mr. Tetronian (what is a tetronian anyways?), from your Godless statements, you seem to be impervious to logic and reasoning. It is also obvious to deduct from your ramblings that you clearly have a deficient understanding of the Bible. It must be from your liberal brainwashed education and familial background and your lack of God in your life. Where else could such ignorance to the truth come from? I, on the other hand, am an educated Warrior of God. You mention the Rapture in your response, but it seems you have missed the purpose of my post. The real argument is the importance the necessity of school prayer in our education system. Did you know Hitler and Mussolini both failed to support school prayer like our incompetent President, which inevitably lead to their downfalls? Don't believe me? Look it up, so you can finally gain some understanding of the REAL world, the one that God generously created for us. One more thing, I will stop you before you get too far ahead of yourself. It is obvious to any sound-minded person that "the theory of relativity" is nothing but a "theory". It holds no substance in any argument, which is why I question your motive for even bringing it. Until you can provide substantial proof to support this "theory", you have lost any credibility you previously possessed. I will continue to pray for you even though I believe you are beyond salvation. Godspeed. -- 21:03, 18 November 2009 (UTC)
 * The fact that you don't know what a tetronian is obviously displays your lack of familiarity with the Bible. You're clueless. Since you don't read the Bible, you are obviously an atheist and a liberal and therefore untrustworthy. I should thank you, however, for testing my faith on this issue - it seems clear to me that God put you here for the sole purpose of questioning my belief. Rest assured, however, that I am on the side of God and Jesus Christ, and I will be the one laughing when you are in Hell. Furthermore, like most liberals, you ignore all of the arguments brought up in my previous post - you did not even answer my question about relativity! I suspect that you, like most Obama-supporters, are in favor of teaching this atheistic theory in schools! Which beings me to my next point: do you support the teaching of evolution in public schools? Do you?? You probably do, like most Hitler-supporting atheists. Did you know that Hitler (a liberal, just like you!) was influenced by the theory of evolution??? But I rest assured knowing God will judge your soul and send you to Hell. Remember, he who laughs last laughs with the LORD. Goatspeed God's peed  Godspeed.  21:46, 18 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Can you view yourself objectively, admit when you are wrong, and change towards what is advantageous? I answer in your case is obviusly a 'no'. I laugh because I know they are preparing a special place in hell for non-believers such as yourself. Let me use a quote to explain "The simple believeth every word." -- Proverbs 14:15 I'm sorry to inform you, but you are one of the simpletons. You are brainwashed by the liberal agenda, and you don't evn know it. They were the ones who introduced the theory of relativity to the public schools, which is probably where you went to learn all these anti-creation and anti-God ideologies like evolution. The liberals tell us they are mearly trying to "educate us" with scientific knowledge, but it's all propaganda, no matter how much liberals denial or downplay it. How like a Godless athiest to ignore the the important issues of school prayer to bring in unproven sciences. Why don't you put down your Hitler-supporting "scientific" book and pick up a Bible? Read religiously on the word of God, before it becomes too late. I would like to continue. However, I have an errand to run but want to you everyone know, as I've said before, that it's only productive to discuss something with somebody who has an open mind.-- 00:04, 19 November 2009 (UTC)
 * BalloonShark, now I know for a fact that you are a liberal. How do I know? Firstly, no true conservative would use a lower case "h" when spelling the word "Hell!" Secondly, you question my belief even when I have conclusively proved to you that it is you, not me, who is the Godless liberal atheist socialist; you continue to deny that the Bible is the most logical book ever written. The sad thing is that you cannot even appreciate the humor in your own stupidity. For now on, I call upon everyone who views this page to pray for you to die a tragic death. Thus, the "pageviews" count for this page will effectively become a countdown to your death. Until you see the error of your ways and repent, you will have an army of Christians asking God to end your life. How does that make you feel? 21:12, 19 November 2009 (UTC)
 * You, Tetronian, are an absolute moron and uneducated idiot. You continue to challenge my endless faith with nothing substantial. I noticed you have not cited any text from the Bible in any of your posts. Perhaps, it is because you are not as well versed in the holy scriptures as I am. You are obviously biased in your speech and clearly not worth my time debating against. Please read up on the Bible, to gain some sort of credibility, before you even consider responding to this post. Godspeed. -- 02:48, 20 November 2009 (UTC)
 * I'm not going to waste my time arguing with someone as close-minded as you. You continue to deny that the Bible has liberal bias, much like other parts of reality. Godspeed, and see here. 21:10, 20 November 2009 (UTC)

Why no one come to mai party?
Why? We can always have interesting conversations about the government, conservative ideals, goat, censorship of school prayer, socialist/communist America, goat, CBP, fundamentalism, economic turmoil or maybe even goat if we so choose. 05:00, 3 February 2010 (UTC)