User:Jpop

Just gonna put some text here so the link to here won't be red. I really hate the color red, especially when it's actually green. Yeah, I'm colorblind.

Also, this:

Mah WIGOs:

User: [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&diff=874259&oldid=874257 What's that you say, Andy? May broke all records for number of unique viewers? How many were there?] Conservative smells a liberal and tries to confuse the enemy with his trademark brand of ... oh look a squirrel. Other User: What da fuck? Andy: Since the Constitution doesn't say we have to provide these statistics, we don't have to. Karajou puts an end to the foolishness: Here's what you asked for. It literally took me only 45 seconds to find. Nice work. Still no number of unique viewers after 3 admins chimed in to deflect, dissemble, and bully.

Bin Laden is dead! In other news: Rob takes four whole edits to communicate a three-word statement. Update: He takes another three edits to communicate utter bullshit.

Apparently 35% of public schools are overweight! Naïve user: This makes no sense. Andy: You are wrong; allow me to not really explain why.

According to Andy, racial tolerance and diversity are liberal concepts... actually, that makes a lot of sense.

Some silly liberal thinks iPads are killing jobs! Haha, surely we conservatives are above making such arbitrary connections.

Andy supports churches as having rights, "too." Does he not see the extreme hypocrisy in demanding even more rights for one church even though under current law it isn't even being forced to support gay marriage, while he supports homosexuals being deprived of a most basic right? What makes him think that an institution that spreads such ignorance toward homosexuality deserves any rights? Is this guy a parodist or really that stupid?