Forum:I have an idea out of curiosity and only you can help me- Operation Hastur

--Teslashark (talk) 07:15, 18 June 2014 (UTC) Yeaterday I was reading the Truth for Children comic Hairy Polarity and saw a scene in somewhere around the middle: The little cultists/book fans are trying to levitate a pair of pink glasses, and an invisible hellspawn did the lifting. Then I read the Bumblebee argument.

What if hellspawns controlled gravity in the real world, and only that we can't see them?

Fellow rationals, comrades, sisters and brothers:

Let's try to convince some people that the Wrights are sorcerers and they sold their souls to Hastur, prince of Hell, as an effort to enter Heaven without the help of Jesus. Heavier-that-air flight is physically impossible. Every aircraft manufacturer from Glenn Martin to Burt Rutan is a Satanist that made stuff fly with the help of summoned unholies lifting them in the air. When the dirty communist Gagarin went to space, he really went to hell and signed a new contract and founded the Secret Knighthood of Astronauts, to cheat the common people with so-called science. It's open season!

Please recount your efforts here. You will be thanked seven hundred thirty and seven thousand times.