User talk:Ace McWicked/Archive14

00:27, 13 June 2011 (UTC)

Moderator nomination
If you are accepting your own nomination, you will have to put it in bold face and sign your name to it. 06:37, 14 June 2011 (UTC)
 * Thanks Lx, I need to think about whether I accept my own nomination though. Ace of Spades 07:06, 14 June 2011 (UTC)
 * Better make your mind up fast, Ace is already agitating against you. Röstigraben (talk) 07:24, 14 June 2011 (UTC)
 * really? Fuck that Ace asshole! Did you see what he did to Nx? He is a parasite upon our glorious community. An anal tick, an ass leech and a fucking colon fiend. Ace of Spades 07:26, 14 June 2011 (UTC)
 * Ace would make an excellent mod. I trust his good judgment and support his nomination. [[file:Nuttysexpistols.png|60px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[file:Nuttytalk.png|35px|link=User_talk:Nutty_Roux|never mind]] 15:17, 14 June 2011 (UTC)

NB: You've got to sign after your name to accept/reject your mod nom. 02:25, 15 June 2011 (UTC)

Get bent
15:17, 14 June 2011 (UTC)

PROTIP
Pull the stick out of your ass -- Nx  / talk 07:14, 16 June 2011 (UTC)
 * Its not a stick, its a cricket bat. Ace of Spades 21:08, 16 June 2011 (UTC)
 * wo. respect--  21:13, 16 June 2011 (UTC)
 * I just realized, a cricket bat is unlike a baseball bat. It's flatter, and therefore far more incompatible with the anal sphincter.  How far up is it?  Is it past the rectum?  Can you sit comfortably?  See here--  21:19, 16 June 2011 (UTC)
 * ED is fucking shithole. Get the fuck off my talk page with your childish bullshit, asshole. Ace of Spades 21:27, 16 June 2011 (UTC)
 * Seems I've a talent for getting a rise out of people... And my parents thought I'd never amount to anything!--  22:44, 16 June 2011 (UTC)
 * You didn't get a rise out of me. Ace of Spades 23:56, 16 June 2011 (UTC)
 * Ace always gets a rise out of me. In my pants. P-Foster (talk) 23:59, 16 June 2011 (UTC)
 * I've got a stiffy. Ace of Spades 00:03, 17 June 2011 (UTC)




 * I live alone.-- 01:13, 17 June 2011 (UTC)

childish bullshit
You know the very first thing you've ever said to me on this wiki? I remember. Look here. A shame you don't like me, really. I actually think you're pretty funny. We disagree about how this place should be run, obviously, and your friends aren't particularly fond of me. Politically, we probably agree on more than we disagree. I've seen some of your posts. But see, I don't hate you. And I'm not entirely sure why you seem so hostile to me. I suppose it has something to do with my ideas for the site (which aren't that original, and are also the ideas of many others on the site that have been here at least as long as you) as well as my attacks on NR (which I only ever started because he needlessly attacked Ty) and human (where I probably shouldn't have jumped in so quickly, but I do love me some good drama...). But what have I done to you? I don't recall insulting you (at least not seriously); I don't believe you've ever reviewed the low quality of my edits; I don't know how you feel about any WIGOs I've made, but you can always vote them down; I've never put up any pictures of myself, so you can't hate me for being ugly (unless you hate me for being ugly on the inside?). What's the problem, Ace? Do you hate ED that much that everything it touches becomes anathema? Is it the chanspeak? Do you hate seeing three Foucaults every time I sign a talk page? What is it? Can't we get along? We don't need to be friends, but I'd like us to be civil. Would you like me better if I started flaming Nx (I'm not going to do that, I think he's alright)? -brxbrx-June 16 2011 6:14 PM Mt (just in case, I spare you the Foucaults)
 * I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about. I have never had any interaction with you aside from an occasional comment and haven't followed any of your actions on RW nor any of your interactions with any other user. Ace of Spades 01:23, 17 June 2011 (UTC)
 * cough I think he's talking about the above. RatMaster háblame 01:24, 17 June 2011 (UTC)


 * ED is fucking shithole. Get the fuck off my talk page with your childish bullshit, asshole. I guess I misinterpreted this... You know, my skull is twice the average thickness of a normal human being?--  01:25, 17 June 2011 (UTC)
 * I talk to everyone that way. Ace of Spades 01:26, 17 June 2011 (UTC)
 * It's twice as thick. Nothing gets through.  Nothing.--  01:28, 17 June 2011 (UTC)
 * Well, get a drill and open the fucking thing up. Ace of Spades 01:29, 17 June 2011 (UTC)
 * For what it's worth I've had unpleasant interactions with you and have followed your actions on RW and RWW and your interactions with others. And I dislike you immensely. [[file:Nuttysexpistols.png|60px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[file:Nuttytalk.png|35px|link=User_talk:Nutty_Roux|never mind]] 01:45, 17 June 2011 (UTC)
 * What you have to say aint worth shit, Nutty. Ace of Spades 01:51, 17 June 2011 (UTC)
 * That's true. [[file:Nuttysexpistols.png|60px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[file:Nuttytalk.png|35px|link=User_talk:Nutty_Roux|never mind]] 01:58, 17 June 2011 (UTC)

ED
brxbrx, what do you know about ED? Have you been active there? nobsViva la Revolución! 03:26, 17 June 2011 (UTC)
 * Rob, what do you know about ED? Have you been active there?--Colonel Sanders (talk) 03:41, 17 June 2011 (UTC)
 * I know MONGO, MONGO is a friend of mine. You sir, are not MONGO. nobsViva la Revolución! 19:41, 17 June 2011 (UTC)
 * Would my answer to your questions affect my tenure at CP, Rob?-- 19:51, 17 June 2011 (UTC)
 * Not at all; we we share the dubious distinction of once being the target of WP:BADSITES proposal. nobsViva la Revolución! 20:02, 17 June 2011 (UTC)
 * I was an active editor at Encyclopaedia Dramatica's old iteration, but I am far less productive on the .ch resurrection.-- 20:30, 17 June 2011 (UTC)
 * I wish you were more active on the .ch fork. You have so much more to offer ED, Brxbrx. [[file:Nuttysexpistols.png|60px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[file:Nuttytalk.png|35px|link=User_talk:Nutty_Roux|never mind]] 21:13, 17 June 2011 (UTC)
 * perhaps this conversation could be moved somewhere appropriate. Ace of Spades 21:40, 17 June 2011 (UTC)
 * No worries, it's over now. Rob, if you've anything more to say, say it on my talk, for Ace's sake--  22:32, 17 June 2011 (UTC)
 * For Ace's sake? Are we using Ace as a synonym for "God" now? Because if so, I like that. 19:37, 22 June 2011 (UTC)

Call me Guru. I'll diss you if you pressin the issue.
14:08, 29 June 2011 (UTC)

An anime for everything
-- PsyGremlin  11:15, 1 July 2011 (UTC)
 * Oddly enough, I've seen that when I was younger. --Dumpling (talk) 16:52, 7 July 2011 (UTC)

Reminder
COOP -- Nx  / talk 09:36, 2 July 2011 (UTC)
 * oops. Silly me. I should have thought about an unenforcable, arbitrary and irrelevant punishment before incurring your wrath. Ace of Spades 09:42, 2 July 2011 (UTC)

Gangsta!
Crundy Talk nerdy to me 09:23, 4 July 2011 (UTC)
 * Thats me and Nutty. Ace of Spades 09:26, 4 July 2011 (UTC)
 * Ain't no such thing as halfway crooks. [[file:Nuttysexpistols.png|60px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[file:Nuttytalk.png|35px|link=User_talk:Nutty_Roux|never mind]] 11:22, 4 July 2011 (UTC)
 * I would pay good money to see you two make your own version of this video. Crundy Talk nerdy to me 09:16, 5 July 2011 (UTC)

Congratulations on your election to moderator
You were one of the seven elected moderators, the results can be found at RationalWiki:Moderator elections/Results. I will be changing your user rights shortly to reflect your new position. Tmtoulouse (talk) 23:14, 4 July 2011 (UTC)
 * Cheers buddy. Ace of Spades 23:26, 4 July 2011 (UTC)

Congrats!
It seems your election was indeed earth-shaking news. Hope everybody's ok in Wellington! -- PsyGremlin  08:25, 5 July 2011 (UTC)
 * Plus, get fucked. 01:43, 9 July 2011 (UTC)

I thoroughly despise you
I envision you as a clueless halfwit, pretending to live a libertine and interesting lifestyly (In reality you probably have type 2 diabetes and live with your grandparents). Honestly, I think you are not just stupid, but genuinely halfwitted. I struggle to imagine your understanding of the most basic aspects of the situation you have decided to envelop yourself in. The principal ramifications are way beyond your intellectual graft, you are essentially a child parleying among men. What a thoroughly loathesome creature you are. 86.46.182.237 (talk) 02:27, 10 July 2011 (UTC)
 * I am thoroughly loathesome creature, that much we agree on. Aceof Spadessilverbrain.png 02:29, 10 July 2011 (UTC)

Tonight's looking better
Some IPA, some porter, and now a little Lagavulin. Hard to beat. But anyway, looking back I realize my "to hell with ya" comment might have seemed a bit antagonistic. Wasn't meant to be. I've just watched Miller's Crossing a few too many times. Cheers. DickTurpis (talk) 03:05, 11 July 2011 (UTC)
 * I was drunk and angry which causes me to swear lots. I'll have to tone that down in future. Aceof Spadessilverbrain.png 04:39, 11 July 2011 (UTC)

The leaking will commence
MarcusCicero has instructed me to leak one series of emails, from someone entirely unexpected. He has decided to play this strategically. He told me to say that the leaking will be a 'warning shot' and will lead to more serious leaks in future. If you would like me to leak them to a specific article, just say the word. Otherwise I will do so on MarcusCicero's userpage. Thisisyourchance (talk) 20:51, 11 July 2011 (UTC)
 * I can't speak for Ace, but I'd be all for seeing anything showing hum to be a bigger asshole and traitor than I thought he was, the fat cunt. You've got my email. 06:23, 18 July 2011 (UTC)
 * Leak them on MY talkpage!!! I love good comedy, and these leaks are just the kind of laughable bullshit I need! 06:40, 18 July 2011 (UTC)

Lord forgive me the Hennesey got me not knowin how to act
Not-so-oblique Wu shoutout? I never could tell. Half way crooks.

06:23, 18 July 2011 (UTC)

15:03, 19 July 2011 (UTC)

being a dick for the sake of being a dick
No, I wasn't. I was perfectly calm and reasonable (uncharacteristic of me, I know) and tried to discuss the matter with him. He decided to resort to deleting my comments and attacking me, frothing at the mouth for no apparent reason. -- Nx  / talk 08:19, 25 July 2011 (UTC)
 * you know what you were doing. You're a troll. Aceof Spadessilverbrain.png 08:26, 25 July 2011 (UTC)


 * Actually, no, I don't know what I did. I reverted an edit and then added the missing info to the page. Apparently that makes me responsible for RW's downfall or something. And then I'm the troll, never mind the personal attacks that M.B.E throws at me. -- Nx  / talk 08:55, 25 July 2011 (UTC)


 * I'm sorry you think that. And here I was starting to like you again. Oh well. -- Nx  / talk 08:34, 25 July 2011 (UTC)
 * I rather call it like I see it and be disliked than bullshit and have friends. Aceof Spadessilverbrain.png 08:40, 25 July 2011 (UTC)

the great battle
The image is too large, can you crop it to leave only the relevant bits? -- Nx  / talk 08:08, 28 July 2011 (UTC)
 * thought that might be the case but the page has many relevant sections and need to keep the diffs as brad used a template to delete the personal comments. I'll have another look shortly. Cheers. Aceof Spadessilverbrain.png 09:09, 28 July 2011 (UTC)

Apparently, I am your master,
Kneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel Before Me!!! P-FosterAuthoritarian Prick. 00:35, 6 August 2011 (UTC)

You rabble-rousing bastard!
Nice one thumping those Aussie bastards! Sons of convicts, each and every one of them! -- PsyGremlin  09:46, 6 August 2011 (UTC)

Hello, Mr. McWicked.
If you haven't seen it,this is kinda neat. BbMaj7 On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog. 14:55, 7 August 2011 (UTC)

Damn printer...
14:00, 18 August 2011 (UTC)

So then, am I absloved in your eyes?
I generally like to conclude such matters, because I otherwise get confused. I am referring to the following two discussions: I hope these particular misunderstandings or differences of opinion between us are now resolved (although I suspect I may be opening the box again by asking you if that's the case)-- 17:26, 18 August 2011 (UTC)
 * http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/RationalWiki:Chicken_coop#Brxbrx
 * http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Brxbrx#Fuck_you
 * Run along now, skippy. Aceof Spadessilverbrain.png 21:49, 18 August 2011 (UTC)
 * He's just being gruff, like the lovable grump that he is, Brx!-- 02:19, 24 August 2011 (UTC)

Good People Drink Good Beer.
Can you get this stuff down where you are? B♭maj7 So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we’ll change the world. 00:20, 24 August 2011 (UTC)
 * Nope, but I sure could use some. Aceof Spadessilverbrain.png 00:24, 24 August 2011 (UTC)
 * Send me a mailing address, I'll send a couple of bottles your way. B♭maj7 So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we’ll change the world. 00:26, 24 August 2011 (UTC)
 * Emailed... Aceof Spadessilverbrain.png 01:25, 24 August 2011 (UTC)

Party
If you want to party, party away, but no pictures of naked people please 23:07, 26 August 2011 (UTC)
 * That's is lamest fucking party I have ever seen. More offensive than anything I could post. Bunch of fucking douche bags. Aceof Spadessilverbrain.png 23:09, 26 August 2011 (UTC)
 * Ace, Maratrean does have editorial control over his talk page insofar as trolling is concerned. He is allowed to remove it, so please stop harassing him.  23:20, 26 August 2011 (UTC)
 * Get over yourself Blue. Mods aren't a special class of user. We were hired to exercise good judgment in a pinch, not be leaders, set an example, or sooth or coddle. I agree with Maratrean's right as a matter of prudence, but it's likely against the rules as the mob understands them and it doesn't matter anyway since SR will pop in to save the day by edit warring it until you get tired. Anyway, I'd drink myself into a slumped pile of diarrhea and vomit if that party was as good as it got. Whoever told the blonde guy his haircut is cool should get a Nobel prize for inventing a time machine that only goes back to 1991. I bet $20 he's wearing acid washed jeans. 23:25, 26 August 2011 (UTC)
 * Yes, because blatantly trolling other users with naked pictures is exactly the good judgment moderators were put in place to exercise. 23:29, 26 August 2011 (UTC)
 * Who's trolling? Aceof Spadessilverbrain.png 23:30, 26 August 2011 (UTC)
 * Lol she says you're trolling. With a picture of a bare ass. Who even knows what trolling is anymore? The rule permits removal of "vile trolling," not whatever people want. And a bare ass isn't that naked ... Anyway, I'm with you in principle but you're judging wrongly here. This doesn't even implicate the judgment mods are supposed to employ. In a pinch. To put out fires. 23:34, 26 August 2011 (UTC)
 * "In Internet slang, a troll is someone who posts inflammatory,[2 extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum, chat room, or blog, with the primary intent of provoking readers into an emotional response[3] or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion.[4]"] You were trolling Maratrean, of course. Normally it's funny and/or people put up with it, Ace, but Maratrean is perfectly within his right to refuse. 23:36, 26 August 2011 (UTC)
 * Since when is partying down considered trolling? Aceof Spadessilverbrain.png 23:36, 26 August 2011 (UTC)
 * Ace, it wasn't partytime.jpg or partytime.png. It was the single bare ass one. 23:40, 26 August 2011 (UTC)
 * No, it was ass, partytime and frot. I was partying down! Aceof Spadessilverbrain.png 23:41, 26 August 2011 (UTC)
 * Look, Ace and Nutty, I'm with you in spirit, but unfortunately the trolling clause in the Community Standards is maddeningly ambiguous, enough to give Maratrean the ability to apply his own definition of trolling. 23:48, 26 August 2011 (UTC)
 * Yeah but I am fucking sick of this guy and wish he'd fuck off. But, in the interim, I wanna party. Aceof Spadessilverbrain.png 23:50, 26 August 2011 (UTC)
 * Gotta let this one go, man. Everyone feels the same way you do but it's time to chill for now.  The Loya Jirga ruling is all up in this business.-- 00:29, 27 August 2011 (UTC)
 * But Maratrean is allowed to post awful pics to my talkpage? Aceof Spadessilverbrain.png 01:00, 27 August 2011 (UTC)
 * If you consider that to be obvious trolling, then delete it. You can do that, too, just like he can.  It's big and annoying, so you have a reasonable case for it being trolling.  Delete it.-- 01:03, 27 August 2011 (UTC)
 * Fuck that, its fucking awful and the bastard should be punished. Aceof Spadessilverbrain.png 01:14, 27 August 2011 (UTC)
 * (EC)If you want to delete the picture I posted, go ahead, I don't care. Just leave the message in the caption, since it is a relevant contribution to the conversation. 01:15, 27 August 2011 (UTC)

No. Aceof Spades 01:30, 27 August 2011 (UTC)
 * I sometimes wonder if people I like and respect are secretly illiterate. The LJ rule says "vile trolling." There's the word "vile" in there. That's why the rule is useless. That said, (a) a bare ass isn't vile; so the rule probably does not permit Maratrean to remove it, but (b) common sense dictates that we ought to be able to remove anything from our talk pages that crosses a certain line and not have to interminably edit war it with someone whose sole motivation is to treat you like dirt, not protect site policy. Ace's post meets at least some weak ass over broad definitions of trolling, but I'm not the only one who will quit RW the day pussies take over and start enforcing Wikipedia style civility. Go to a Storehouse of Shit if you don't want to have to be reminded that people generally enjoy getting naked and encouraging their genitals to become engorged and tingly. Maratrean should be able to remove that bare ass if it makes him uncomfortable because this place is an anarchy that generally respects people's feelings, no defintion of trolling will ever work when we've got dicks waiting in the wings to edit war out of spite, and because there's no good fucking reason to make a big deal out of removing a picture of a bare ass from a talk page.  16:05, 27 August 2011 (UTC)
 * So you remove Maratrean's polite request as trolling but you leave the picture? Remember that one time when Nutty Roux was throwing fits about me leaving "lol" every time he made some rage post about me, and you told me to stop being a pratt?  Well maybe you should take your own advice.--  01:40, 27 August 2011 (UTC)
 * maybe you should fuck off, Skippy. Aceof Spadessilverbrain.png 01:44, 27 August 2011 (UTC)
 * What a peculiar recollection. Throwing fits? Viewing you as a tremendously disruptive editor here and hands down our worst rights abuser in the history of the site, I was delighted that any case I could make for your rights being removed to stop you from misusing them and abusing your blockees was focused ever so much more clearly by your obnoxios recalcitrance every time someone brought your bad behavior to your attention. Just drop your months long campaign to smear me with these snotty little jabs and lies. You're only hurting yourself.  16:05, 27 August 2011 (UTC)
 * lol-- 16:09, 27 August 2011 (UTC)

Hunter movie
Seen this? B♭maj7 “We are moving too fast for any label to stick.”-CLRJ 01:03, 27 August 2011 (UTC)
 * Looks OK. Aceof Spadessilverbrain.png 01:13, 27 August 2011 (UTC)

I am not leaving the house today.
What with all the talk of storms and flooding, I've put in a sufficient amount of provisions to last me the next little while and am just going to stay home. By myself. B♭maj7 “We are moving too fast for any label to stick.”-CLRJ 13:43, 27 August 2011 (UTC)
 * Its a good thing you are hanging out by yourself because the only type of people who'd put up with you are dimwitted, ass raping yahoos with shit for brains so consider yourself lucky. Aceof Spadessilverbrain.png 00:18, 28 August 2011 (UTC)
 * What now? B♭maj7 “We are moving too fast for any label to stick.”-CLRJ 00:34, 28 August 2011 (UTC)
 * You heard me...you walrus raping, monkey molester. Aceof Spadessilverbrain.png 00:41, 28 August 2011 (UTC)
 * Call the police.... B♭maj7 “We are moving too fast for any label to stick.”-CLRJ 8:43 pm, Today (UTC−4)

Keep up the good work
You really work for it. –SuspectedReplicant retire me 00:40, 28 August 2011 (UTC)
 * Ah, shit man. That really made me laugh. Aceof Spadessilverbrain.png 00:42, 28 August 2011 (UTC)

Bob Soles (talk) 00:48, 28 August 2011 (UTC)


 * Moderator Meeting 2.jpg. –SuspectedReplicant retire me 00:50, 28 August 2011 (UTC)

Joke for you
Cigarettes contain nicotine, benzene, formaldehyde, ammonia, cadmium, arsenic, nitrosamines and over four thousand other known chemicals. So at seven quid for a pack of twenty, they're pretty good value for money. Crundy Talk nerdy to me 14:37, 2 September 2011 (UTC)

Warning
Ace, it doesn't matter that you think RW is becoming "more shit," you can't keep abusing your privileges without consequence. This is your last warning from me. 01:08, 4 September 2011 (UTC)
 * The whole mod business was complete fucking sham. Aceace 01:36, 4 September 2011 (UTC)
 * No, this was after you had resigned. I was talking about regular, sysop privileges. 02:22, 4 September 2011 (UTC)
 * Oh, for heaven's sake, Blue - he's a respected editor. What the hell is going on around here?  Being a mod is NOT something to be used any time you think rules are being broken.  it was there if there was a SERIOUS problem that needed intervention.  what the fuck is going on?--[[Image:Pink mowse.png|25px]]En attendant Godot  02:47, 4 September 2011 (UTC)
 * Unless there's a direct imminent need to intervene to prevent HCM, edit-war, or just serious nonsense, the Coop would be the place for any sort of action on Ace. Not sure moderating comes into it otherwise.  WfG is right.-- 02:52, 4 September 2011 (UTC)
 * Ace de-sysopped me, and blocked me for 3 months, for no good reason. That is not acceptable, and Blue is right to warn Ace that such behaviour is unacceptable. Blue is carrying out the role of moderator appropriately in doing so. 02:54, 4 September 2011 (UTC)
 * Perhaps I should have been more explicit. Ace went on a needless vandalism binge, during which he blocked Maratrean for three months and de-sysopped him. All in bad faith with zero justification. Since nobody cooped him, the community wasn't willing to step in. This has nothing to do with moderation. I am not doing anything under the moderator prerogative here - I am only concerned as a user that the standards can still be shat upon by a "respected editor" and nobody gives three fucks. I do. When there's abuse, I actually care. I would care whether or not I was a moderator. 03:28, 4 September 2011 (UTC)
 * I would have cooped him, except last time I cooped him I got told off by all manner of people for doing so, so I decided to leave the coop alone on this occasion. 03:29, 4 September 2011 (UTC)
 * Oh, okay. Sorry Blue!  You're right on the money, then!-- 03:31, 4 September 2011 (UTC)
 * I totally cooped you. My grandmother has chickens, and they've always scared me.  My great grandmother had chickens too, but they weren't so threatening and sometimes my brother and I would scour her farm for eggs.  It was fun looking amidst bales of hay and old machinery to see where the hens laid their eggs.  Like hide and go seek.--  03:39, 4 September 2011 (UTC)

Maratrean's position so completely and overwhelmingly inconsitent. Blue is appropriately moderating here but not when moderating the MC issue. On that Maratrean moaned on about censorship and took his complaints over 3 - 4 different wikis. Then he says moderators should step in the stop threating and/or abusive language which is exactly what we did to MC. He is a classic concern troll who wants RW run his way and doesn't understand that it ain't going to happen so he smears his feces all over the place. Aceace 03:56, 4 September 2011 (UTC)
 * I have criticised RW elsewhere, but those criticisms were not about the MC issue. As I've said elsewhere, I never strongly objected to banning MC. I just felt that other editors should not remove his comments from my talk page when I objected to them doing so, and the same for any other users who felt the same way. I had no objection to his comments being removed from the talk pages of users who wanted that, nor to his comments being removed from Saloon Bar or article talk pages or so on. Anyway, Blue never removed any MC comments from my talk page, so obviously I can't criticise her for doing something she never did. 04:05, 4 September 2011 (UTC)
 * The HCM, if there was one, seems to have died down. Do we do "warnings"?  If so, that's new. I see no reason for a moderator to act. I guess I think that moderators should be indistinguishable from another editor until it's necessary. And, despite our share of concern trolls/lightning rods over the years, I can't believe that we've learned nothing about how to deal with them; Maratrean is HeartOfGold all over again, as attention seeking as ever, ever on the fine line between improving or commentating on the wiki and making a rukus. But I guess that's what happens when so many jump ship at once. I guess if RationalWiki is to be LitigiousWiki, then I really am done. steriletalk 11:51, 4 September 2011 (UTC)
 * @Blue - fair enough, i appologize.  it sounded like mod, not just editing and i trust you that it wasn't.[[Image:Pink mowse.png|25px]]En attendant Godot  15:19, 4 September 2011 (UTC)

Warning
Let this be my warning for you! If you are not at least as drunk as I am by this time tomorrow, I'll send my rusty-spotted cat after you to claw out your eyes! This is your last warning from me!!! 12:00, 4 September 2011 (UTC)

Congratulations
Pippa (talk) 16:28, 4 September 2011 (UTC)

Ahhh... Nostalgia
Seeing you just being you is great. Reminds me of the good old days of RW. Hope things are going well with you and Mrs. Ace. 02:15, 7 September 2011 (UTC)
 * Hell, speaking of nostalgia - RA has made an appearence. Aceace 02:17, 7 September 2011 (UTC)

Grow the fuck up.
Please stop vandalizing Maratrean's talk page -- Nx  / talk 23:08, 9 September 2011 (UTC)
 * Fuck you Nx. French vanilla, chocolate delux, bitches want their titties sucked. Ice Cream. Aceace 23:10, 9 September 2011 (UTC)
 * Oh well -- Nx  / talk 23:28, 9 September 2011 (UTC)
 * While not agreeing that Nx should attempt any kind of physiological impossibilities, one must support Ace's attempts at improving Matatroll's talk page. –SuspectedReplicant retire me 23:13, 9 September 2011 (UTC)
 * Only Built 4 Cuban Linx is still basically the only thing I'm listening to for 6 weeks now. 12:47, 24 September 2011 (UTC)

You know I love you, baby.
So I restored your rights. Maybe--just maybe--you might think about backing off a little on the ED wannabees and the massive tools who make up their own religions. They might not be the best editors, they might be douchebags who bring nothing of value to the wiki, but they're still here and it appears they ain't goin' nowhere. Folks like you are why I waste so much time here, and I'd hate to see the community turn against funny, smart, committed members. And that's what's gonna happen. B♭maj7 “We are moving too fast for any label to stick.”-CLRJ 13:39, 10 September 2011 (UTC)
 * Funny, Bricks gets accused of trying to make RW like ED all the time, just because he's from ED, when in fact he's doing the exact opposite. And it's Ace and SR that are turning this place into ED. -- Nx  / talk 14:35, 10 September 2011 (UTC)
 * Yes, because editing one page is exactly like ED. You sanctimonious twat. –SuspectedReplicant retire me 14:42, 10 September 2011 (UTC)

15:06, 12 September 2011 (UTC)

Sir, i have issues with
Your campaign. How can i see you as a self-respecting and worthy candidate if you don't have your own advertising Dirigible? --Mikalos209 (talk) 13:20, 13 September 2011 (UTC)
 * Why, what's the matter? Aceace 21:07, 13 September 2011 (UTC)
 * Sir if you are not rich enough or honourable enough to use a dirigible, you lack machismo!--Mikalos209 (talk) 21:46, 13 September 2011 (UTC)
 * Oh right, you mean a fucking airship? Aceace 21:57, 13 September 2011 (UTC)
 * Yep. --Mikalos209 (talk) 21:59, 13 September 2011 (UTC)
 * Just vote for me anyway. Aceace 22:05, 13 September 2011 (UTC)
 * I'll think about it--Mikalos209 (talk) 22:07, 13 September 2011 (UTC)

As long as there is a discussion of angry music
06:15, 17 September 2011 (UTC)
 * Dude, you fucking rickrolled me. Aceace 06:23, 17 September 2011 (UTC)

Just thought I'd say
That I heartily approve of all your attempts to mock, troll, harass and cause general ridicule to be heaped upon Maratrean. If there is anything this site is about, its mocking people who have such a sense of grandeur that they think god(s) are telling them to create a new religion. Keep doing that. However I wonder if you might be better served stopping with all the posting of obscene pictures and photos calling people retards and general dickerry. It actually serves to distract from the main point that Maratrean and his friends (ala BrxBrx etc) are good to make fun of. Otherwise, keep on keeping on. --DamoHi 06:57, 17 September 2011 (UTC)
 * And hasn't the World cup been great? --DamoHi 06:57, 17 September 2011 (UTC)
 * The fun never stops. Aceace 06:59, 17 September 2011 (UTC)
 * This isn't mocking, this is kindergarten-level bullying. Take a look at what Bob M is doing to Maratrean. That is what RW is about. Ace's bullying would be more welcome at ED. -- Nx  / talk 07:52, 17 September 2011 (UTC)

Congrats
Since I'm sure someone's gonna quit before too long, congratulations on being essentially re-elected as a mod!-- 08:09, 20 September 2011 (UTC)
 * I don't think my posters had as much flair as they could have. Otherwise I'd have been a shoe-in. Aceace 09:21, 20 September 2011 (UTC)
 * We couldn't see enough skin. Next time do some topless posters, and maybe show a bit of leg.-- 09:33, 20 September 2011 (UTC)
 * I'll send you some risque pics..privately. Feel the stank. Aceace 09:34, 20 September 2011 (UTC)

Chicken coop again
COOP, sorry forgot to notify you. -- Nx  / talk 09:23, 20 September 2011 (UTC)

If tables was turned he would do it for me
05:23, 23 September 2011 (UTC)

Doof doof doof doof (Oonch oonch oonch oonch)
-- PsyGremlin  09:41, 24 September 2011 (UTC)
 * Damn dude, all fucking classics. Aceace 11:41, 24 September 2011 (UTC).
 * Imma go listen to some Whodini and do some Whipits. You can listen to the Pet Shop Boys with Psypsy. Call me Saturday so I can regale you with my tale of tail. Psy, what happened to us? I told you I'd hire a truck to move all your shit out. Has it really come to this? 04:23, 30 September 2011 (UTC)

Let me explain this to you in easy to understand words
Do not edit another user's page. Thank you. -- Nx  / talk 06:22, 30 September 2011 (UTC)
 * My god you're greasy. Aceace 06:51, 30 September 2011 (UTC)

So
Did I miss anything? steriletalk 02:56, 1 October 2011 (UTC)

Hello me
How is me Doing? I hope me is having a wonderful day.--Mikalosa (talk) 23:55, 1 October 2011 (UTC)
 * You are having a great day however you got stone drunk last night and completely fucked up your wifes dinner. She has forgiven you though so no worries. Aceace 23:57, 1 October 2011 (UTC)
 * Woop. --Mikalosa (talk) 23:58, 1 October 2011 (UTC)
 * You have started drinking again and need to use the bathroom. Aceace 23:59, 1 October 2011 (UTC)
 * God damnit me.--Mikalosa (talk) 00:00, 2 October 2011 (UTC)

lightening the mood
You'd think that by now you'd have realized that your unwanted attempts to "lighten the mood" have only made things worse.-- 07:38, 2 October 2011 (UTC)
 * This is not trolling. Grow up, Ace.--  08:39, 2 October 2011 (UTC)
 * I was lightened by it. -  π    silverbrain.png 08:41, 2 October 2011 (UTC)
 * Hell, I am so light my blood stream feels like helium...Aceace 08:47, 2 October 2011 (UTC)
 * Yes, but if you want to cheer people up, best not do it at others' expense-- 11:12, 2 October 2011 (UTC)
 * YOUNG PADAWAN here is a learning opportunity. Ace is not a fucking idiot or socially retarded, so such advice - while well-meant - just seems condescending or silly.  If Ace is doing something mean, then (a) they probably deserve it or (b) he has gotten into the absinthe or (c) he is trying to be mean.  He is also not blind to his own actions, so if you just say, "fuckin' lay off, eh?" he will often fuckin' lay off.  But you can't say that, because you don't know him very well.  THIS IS THE LESSON YOU'RE WELCOME-- 11:16, 2 October 2011 (UTC)
 * Wow. The dickhead who posted this lecturing others about comments made at others' expense? Mr Kettle, there's a Mr Pot on the line for you. –SuspectedReplicant retire me 11:24, 2 October 2011 (UTC)
 * See, I apologized for that. A-POL-O-GIZE. Do you understand that concept?--  12:01, 2 October 2011 (UTC)
 * AD, that's my point. Not everybody wants to be a part of Ace's mock flame-games, and he needs to respect that--  12:03, 2 October 2011 (UTC)
 * I don't have to do nothing Brxbrx. I have no respect for you hence you will be a target of my rage. And I feel angry today. Aceace 19:48, 2 October 2011 (UTC)
 * y u mad, though?-- 01:09, 3 October 2011 (UTC)

Who's mad? Aceace 01:22, 3 October 2011 (UTC)

Who fucking cares what Brx says or does anyway?
You do, apparently, or you wouldn't keep coming back for more. That's what I don't get about you: you say you don't care, that this is just a website, and yet you seem rather invested, perhaps even determined.-- 02:43, 4 October 2011 (UTC)
 * You are not supposed to get me you silly little man. I like RW and have invested nearly 4 years into it. Made some good friends too. Aceace 02:45, 4 October 2011 (UTC)
 * Then quit tearing it up and causing all this drama. Stick to your good friends.  Stick to calm, rational debates.  Stop aping around.--  02:47, 4 October 2011 (UTC)
 * No. Aceace 02:48, 4 October 2011 (UTC)

You're noticeable, you answer this
Why is it that I'm so invisible on CP? I directly insult them and IT gets ignored, then i unblock people/block myself and im still block rights. WHY IS IT SO WRONG!--Mikalosa (talk) 04:25, 6 October 2011 (UTC)
 * I'm noticeable? Huh? Aceace 19:58, 6 October 2011 (UTC)

Well, you were right
NZ v France final. I'll be watching and cheering for the kiwis. Crundy Talk nerdy to me 09:37, 19 October 2011 (UTC)
 * Aye, fuck the Frogs... 09:47, 19 October 2011 (UTC)
 * Damn right. All Blacks!-- 10:18, 19 October 2011 (UTC)


 * Well, we kicked your ass hard in soccer. But I imagine that's a girly sport or something.  And I haven't followed soccer for a long time, last time I saw New Zealand v. France the score was 0-5, but maybe the tide's changed.--  23:00, 19 October 2011 (UTC)

Bureaucratic nonsense
Nobody asked you to participate. Literally the only thing that might have interfered with your normal RW experience is the intercom banner, which only appears once and then goes away. 22:56, 19 October 2011 (UTC)
 * even if asked to participate I wouldn't want to participate. It's all bureaucratic nonsense and dry-humping. Aceace 23:59, 19 October 2011 (UTC)

Congrats!
Thought I'd give you a few days to sober up, but congrats on finally winning the RWC again! -- PsyGremlin  15:44, 26 October 2011 (UTC)
 * Many thanks - sorry you flamed out so badly. Aceace 20:43, 26 October 2011 (UTC)

I'm supposed to tell you,
You've been cooped-- 21:26, 30 October 2011 (UTC)
 * I'll put this here for Ace:
 * [[File:New_here.jpg]]
 * ADK <font color=#330033>...I'll loll your lisp! 21:32, 30 October 2011 (UTC)
 * It's not that Ace cares, it's that someone will complain to me later if I don't notify him.-- 21:34, 30 October 2011 (UTC)
 * Hey Brx, get the fuck off my talkpage. Aceace 21:41, 30 October 2011 (UTC)

I heard you liek playing games
I like playing games too. -- Nx  / talk 07:52, 31 October 2011 (UTC)
 * it is spelled "like". Aceace 08:07, 31 October 2011 (UTC)

Yeah.
Really, great. Ice cream with chocolate on top. steriletalk 01:11, 1 November 2011 (UTC)

Re: Stuff
Jesus. Is this what happens when you go away, and come back with a fresh perspective on things? Because now you're the martyr and Nx is Pontius Pilate, which is a total reversal of how I remember things. When did he become a massive cock—or was he always a cock and I just didn't see it?

Also, when I first saw Brxbrx and how they were treated, I thought, "Who is this guy? Yah, they're annoying, but not nearly enough to justify the crap they catch." Then I saw this and went, "Oh. That's why." It's like MC if he'd been lobotomized. >_<  03:14, 1 November 2011 (UTC)
 * Funny how things change. Aceace 03:19, 1 November 2011 (UTC)
 * Indeed.  03:20, 1 November 2011 (UTC)
 * Radio-A-man! You should hang out more. Things are totally great here. B♭maj7 (talk) Anachronistically anachronistic 03:22, 1 November 2011 (UTC)
 * Nah. This is just an off day, where I'm putting off writing. I'll disappear for another two weeks before you know it.   03:42, 1 November 2011 (UTC)
 * Don't be a stranger, Mr Stabby. Aceace 09:05, 1 November 2011 (UTC)

As you wish
Why did you block brxbrx? Did he break the rules?--. 20:19, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
 * He and UHM started name calling and messing around, kinda trolling so I blocked brx in the standard RW tradition. He was unblocked by UHM and I blocked him again and blocked UHM with a MYOB. It was all in "fun" (RW fun) at that stage. Brx mentioned on his talkpage he couldn't unblock himself and when I remembered he couldn't unblock himself I stopped. That was the end of my involvement in blocking Brx. Aceace 20:24, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
 * Did you unblock him and say "my bad?"--Tiberius Gracchus.jpg. 20:41, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
 * He was already unblocked by someone else at the point. Aceace 20:42, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
 * Yeah, and when Bricks complained, you called it trolling. -- Nx  / talk 20:44, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

Archiving
Nx posts a sensitive comment, and you archive it immediately. Could you please explain how that's different than when a certain CP sysop does it?-- 22:54, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
 * I am engaging Nx as mod on this very issue over on the mod page - I don't want to spread this all over the wiki so if he has something to say he can do it over there. Aceace 22:55, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

RIP Dirt McGirt
"Gotta get up and be somebody" - Joe Bananas, 1993 04:10, 4 November 2011 (UTC)

...
FUCK

--il&#39;Dictator Mikalosa (talk) 00:08, 9 November 2011 (UTC)

Pointless edit war
Please stop your pointless edit war on Template:Tqbb. Those two templates are used on ask. We don't have them. If you want to document a template, click the create link inserted by doc -- Nx  / talk 19:31, 9 November 2011 (UTC)
 * My finger slipped. Aceace 19:36, 9 November 2011 (UTC)
 * Ok. Please be more careful in the future. -- Nx  / talk 19:37, 9 November 2011 (UTC)
 * I can't promise anything. Aceace 19:38, 9 November 2011 (UTC)

Hangover story #1 (going backwards from most recent)
About a month ago a ladyfriend of mine was coming to visit me and asked if a friend of hers could come too, to which I agreed, being a friend of both those making my company. Textual messages before her arrival suggested to me the possibility of an encounter of the sexual nature. Upon her arrival she informed me that the gentleman was, in all but name, her boyfriend, them being, in her words, "basically an item." While this relationship goes no further than non-romantic platonic sexual desire, I tanned three-quaters of a bottle of Famous Grouse and passed out in my bedroom while they fucked each other on my couch much to my housemate's dismay. The following day I did not remove the sunglasses from my chevy chase until about 8 o'clock in the evening, a fact which went noticed by a friend of mine who observed with the timeless phrase, "you look fucked." The end. 00:38, 12 November 2011 (UTC)

Also, listen to this song. 00:41, 12 November 2011 (UTC)
 * Why thank you Josh for the lucid rendition of your own mind fucking hangover. I myself keep a pair of mirrored ray-bans in my household emergency kit next to the candles, bandages and matches. While I am not wearing them now it is only because I am still in bed and refuse to get up even while my wife vacuums around me and I berate her for not bringing me things covered in melted cheese and bacon.
 * Oh yeah, and this more my speed for the day....
 * Aceace 00:53, 12 November 2011 (UTC)
 * Aceace 00:53, 12 November 2011 (UTC)

Hey, Ace!
Remember me from Dock Penguins? I was Tin50, MethanalCHO, and several other names I can't remember right now. It's nice to see you again. Can't believe our paths crossed again. The Heidelberg Kid (talk) 18:23, 13 November 2011 (UTC)
 * Huh? Aceace 19:59, 13 November 2011 (UTC)

Strong Island
Listen to this shit like it was the Titanic. 05:32, 18 November 2011 (UTC)
 * yeah. That is the good shit right there. Aceace 01:57, 20 November 2011 (UTC)

"Gosh darn it feels satisfying to be an African-American gang member."
12:16, 24 November 2011 (UTC)

NZ Elections
I presume you are pretty happy with the results. I voted Greens but I am not totally unhappy at the result. I would perhaps have preferred it if Banks and Dunne had lost and the Nats had to rely on Maori Party/Green support, which might have vitiated some of the potential excesses we might see after so convincing a victory. In a perverse sort of a way I am not unhappy that Winnie is back either, he will at least put up a decent opposition - better than Labour's last effort anyway. One thing I would say is that I suspect in this term we will see National's true colours, they were obviously focussed on re-election in their last term, this time they will look to push through their legislative program (which may or may not be a good thing, YMMV). --DamoHi 07:26, 27 November 2011 (UTC)
 * yes I am indeed happy with the result. But Jesus I get some dirty looks from people when I admit to being a National voter. I am not a right winger, I am a pragmatist and felt the right had better policies this time around however in nz people have this institutional "left wing" bent and people judge quite a lot. As for Winston - people have short memories. He is a liar and a thief but people forget that because he is anti-national. Idiots. And fuck Banks is an asshole. Aceace 08:12, 27 November 2011 (UTC)

Keep your fucking knob
Toodles. steriletalk 23:21, 27 November 2011 (UTC)

Cue Duffman
"Category:Sluts". OHHHHHHH yeah.... Ironclad (talk) 02:28, 8 December 2011 (UTC)
 * One of The Serious Police will come revert it all though. Enjoy it while it lasts. Aceace 02:30, 8 December 2011 (UTC)