User:Armondikov/wigo

This is WIGOWorld (Jan 2009), reworded as if it was on Conservapedia. To make especially sure it's as accurate as possible, I'm hardly even reading through the stories so there is no guarantee that what is written here relates to the link. I realise that all the links should perhaps be at the end as is their style, but I've decided against changing it that much. Perhaps this will either be good parody of CP or good for the critical thinking about how bias and weasel wording affects what a story means.

January 2009
The evolution of the jaw could not occur by natural selection. Bad news everyone: Future federal funding of abstinence-only education is in limbo! Science comes up with yet another theory that defies common sense. The beauty of an autumn foliage most certainly ISN'T a hologram. A man stands up for what he believes in against a slur campaign against God. George Bush declares a state of emergency for when Obama swears himself in on the Koran. Liberals will swallow any garbage: Obama's win was presaged by zombie movies being upstaged by vampire movies. Over in New Jersey, a little boy is taken away from his loving family; is it because of his name: Adolf Hitler (a supporter of evolution, by the way). The "Libertarian examiner has shows the Liberal State's true intentions. Good money that could have been spent getting prayer back into classrooms is wasted on a flying flying car!  Republicans demonstrate a greater ability to interpret... facial expressions... than do Democrats.  The sinister cabal of Liberal children's authors: "Marxist principles have been dripping into the minds of American youth for more than a century," through children's books.  Fight the Atheist slogan bus campaign!  The-gentlemen-at-the-other-website Science continues it's obsession with the Goat. Sarah Palin rightly defends herself against gossip. Yet more Liberal Celebrity worship. Liberal slander. "Religious persecution" is alive and well in Canada. Christian Voice defends religion against the onslaught of the atheist plot to take God and prayer out of schools. Also here. Individual State teenage pregnancy statistics are out and the Liberal Spin begins! There is little wonder that the United Kingom is in declain when these adverts are allowed to roll out! Parents use the right to choose against dangerous vaccines. Newsweek article: Proof that evolution does not work. If evolution was true, then these animals should have grown defences against the hunter's defensive weapons of gun. Isreal defends itself against Muslim anti-American terrorists. Bush's actions, despite Liberal spin, are entirely legal Tom Cruise claims Scientology cured his dyslexia. Yet he gives no credit to God! Birth control pills are polluting the environment and causing male infertility.