User:Rpeh/Nostrandydamus

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 * Countdown to the end of liberal claptrap: one month left before Election Day and the end of liberal control of Congress
 * Democrats retained control of the Senate.
 * Sharron Angle is cruising to victory over the entrenched liberal Majority Leader Harry Reid
 * Harry Reid keeps his seat easily.
 * Here is a growing list of liberal claptrap expected when the Fields Medal -- once the most coveted award in mathematics -- is awarded on Thursday, August 19th based on politics rather than merit:
 * None of Elon Lindenstrauss, Ngô Bảo Châu, Stanislav Smirnov or Cédric Villani - the 2010 winners - is female.
 * Microsoft, led by its Chairman the atheist Bill Gates, is a "dying consumer brand.", 27 October 2010
 * Microsoft profits from record first-quarter sales, 28 October 2010
 * Democrats simply will not cut spending in a meaningful way, setting up an inevitable government shutdown next month.
 * There was no shutdown
 * By the way, I'm thinking that conservative Marco Rubio may be our next president.
 * Rubio didn't even try to get the Republican nomination; Mitt Romney won that contest and President Obama was re-elected in 2012.
 * The next pope is likely to be Cardinal Arinze, an African leader as conservative as Conservapedia.
 * Nope. Jorge Mario Bergoglio was elected Pope Francis I.

Idiotic

 * (Fidel Castro) has not been seen publicly since July 2006, when he underwent intestinal surgery, and is presumably no longer alive as of December 2009; the communists running Cuba have no incentive to risk challenge to their power by announcing that he passed away.
 * Multiple sources attest to Castro's continued life.