User talk:El Presidente

I beat Ace!!!Lord of the Goons 21:29, 9 September 2009 (UTC)
 * It aint a welcome unless its a McWicked welcome. I have a terrible hangover - how about you El Presidente? Ace McWickedModel 500 21:33, 9 September 2009 (UTC)
 * I have a raging tequila headache that can only be addressed by...more tequila!--El Presidente 21:00, 10 September 2009 (UTC)
 * I seem to be hungover again. Perhaps if I stayed drunk then I would never be hungover. A good plan. Ace McWickedModel 500 22:17, 10 September 2009 (UTC)

Demotion
Since you've been here a little while and done less harm than a few others who have the title of sysop, I took the liberty of giving sysopship. Congrats. Here is your instruction manual. 23:02, 7 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Well, thanks, I'll just go and...wait, instruction manual? This is more complicated than I thought.  I'm going to find some training wheels.--El Presidente (talk) 23:12, 7 December 2009 (UTC)