Talk:Metaphysical Institute

Besides being obvious crank bait, what is this supposed to be about? gnostic 23:47, 20 January 2012 (UTC)
 * I looked at the website, but it isn't helping. TyBother me 23:49, 20 January 2012 (UTC)
 * Unless it is transformed into a proper article, rather than some rumblings, it should be vaped. 23:58, 20 January 2012 (UTC)
 * John Donne it ain't. 00:01, 21 January 2012 (UTC)
 * I've added the official deletion template for now. Scarlet A.pngnarchist 00:05, 21 January 2012 (UTC)

Incorrect Statement - The Metaphysical Institute was recommended to me by some guy as a way to allay my anger at the universe, but it only made it worse. '''I (Ian Stone 00:56, 21 January 2012 (UTC)) have posted, correct information that has been deleted by various uninformed contributors, who have no first hand knowledge of what we do or how the Metaphysical Institute's treatments have helped thousands of people. I have not deleted the incorrect statement; just added a note of truth. Yet the only response is to delete the truth and keep the unsubstantiated slander, so much for informed rational Wiki'''

See following correction (This statement holds no validity or proof that that the treatments offered do not work or make things worse. The Metaphysical Institute has no record of treating either of these contributors submitted by Ian Stone founder of Metaphysical Institute)

To put the record straight all patients are advised upon a treatment or course of treatments based upon the information supplied by the patient, prior to or during the initial consultation. Often new information will become apparent during treatments that indicates the problems are more complex and far reaching than the patient was aware; this will require more extensive treatments. Some patients choose not to proceed with the Metaphysical Institute's recommended advised course of action; which is their free choice.

Secondly all patients are advised if thing are not better after the consultation to contact the Metaphysical Institute by email or by verbal communication, when this happens prompt action is taken to check their condition, correct any problems and report back to the patient as a free follow up service.

Thirdly the Metaphysical Institute has a 7 day money back guarantee for all initial consultations. (Ian Stone 23:40, 20 January 2012 (UTC))(Ian Stone 00:56, 21 January 2012 (UTC))


 * Are you somehow intimately affiliated with the Institute? 00:59, 21 January 2012 (UTC)

I read this article, I have no fucking clue what this mob is on about. This is one terrible article. So I go read their website. And it is one terrible website, because I still have no fucking clue what this mob is on about. Sarah Parker (talk) 01:28, 21 January 2012 (UTC)
 * OK, so this is like Neuro-Linguistic Programming (NLP)... reprogramming your brain... maybe with some New Thought and some brain wave voodoo and energies and quantum mumbojumbo thrown in... okay.... Oh well, if it makes them happy, at least they aren't harming anyone... I hope... do they charge a small fortune for their intracranial mumbojumbo injections? Sarah Parker (talk) 01:32, 21 January 2012 (UTC)