User:Alyssa Bryant

I'm RationalWiki's resident cheerleader. I really am a young highschool cheerleader, but no one ever believes it because of my nerdiness, so I try my best to live up to the stereotype. I like to bring a smile to people's faces. I'm also a prankster, and I frequent sites like 4chan and Encyclopedia Dramatica. During the school year, and especially during the football and basketball seasons, I'm wayyyyyyyyy too busy to mess around too much on the internet. I know I probably sound like the most spoiled brat in the world, but I'm not, the sad truth about me is that I was adopted after I was taken away from my parents as a little girl. Yes, my birth parents were drug addicts and they blamed everything on me, and when they blamed things on me, they beat me. I don't want to get into the details, it's not good memories of mine. I also hurt myself while doing a cheer routine in middle school and ended up in the hospital for a week.

Some people like to troll me. Hahaha, I like(d) to troll people too, until I realized how stupid and mean it is. Please don't hate me for my past. I never meant to hurt anybody. Feel free to drop me a note on my talk page, I like to talk. Bye! 17:48, 31 May 2012 (UTC)