Conservapedia:What is going on at CP?/December 2011

December 2011
🇰🇪 can't help but notice yet another trait of atheists: they're not just obese, they're ... SHORT! We hold our breath in anticipation of the announcement of The Conservative of the Year! An award equal in stature to the Conservamaths award. Ken comes out in favor of geocentrism. Andy: "Gingrich most likely to win!" Andy, the next day: *creates article all about Gingrich's inevitable presidency* Andy, two weeks later: "Romney most likely to win!" ScottDG: "Well I guess this Gingrich article is a bit contradictory to Conservapedia's prediction then" Andy (exact quote): [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk%3AGingrich_Administration&action=historysubmit&diff=948300&oldid=948292 "Wikis are not blogs or books. Wikis are written by many people at different times. Not every entry should be expected to be completely consistent with every other entry."] Catholic official compares the "gay liberation movement" to the KKK. Guess whose side Ed poor is on. Add "bias" to the list of words Jpratt doesn't understand. Andy somehow thinks that Obama and Chavez are or were ever political allies and just now it's falling apart. Fox News fails Andy's idiot ideological purity test.

What Andy tells us: North Korea's evil new leader Kim Jong Un played video games! What Andy doesn't tell us: World of Warcraft? Modern Warfare 3? Duke Nukem? Er, no. NBA Basketball.

What's the most important thing to note about Kim Jong-Il? He was a fat atheist!

A multiple choice question which provides four out of four wrong answers? Andy: No problem, only three answers are clearly wrong. Good to know. 🇰🇪: "'New Zealand business confidence slips as global 'storm' looms on the horizon.' But that's nothing compared to how New Zealand's atheists feel about the storm of the Question Evolution campaign!"

Chimps can't get driver's licenses so evolution didn't happen.

Conservapedia continues to grow as newspapers fade away, coincidence? Andy: "Tebowing is mockery of Christian prayer!" Jpatt: (less than two months later) "How terrible, students are suspended for Tebowing PRAYER!" Andy: "Huh? Wha? I mean... Tebowing means giving glory to God!"

Ragelessness of your day got you down? Captain non-sequitur to the rescue <votecp poll=wigo4825 closed="yes">Jpatt: Labor unions and Professors agree that exposing yourself to young children is just the tops. <votecp poll=wigo4824 closed="yes">The influence of Grand Theft Auto V is so insidiously evil that it is permeating backwards in time! <votecp poll=wigo4823 closed="yes">Andy on World History Study Guides: "Winston Churchill - but is he noteworthy enough?" <votecp poll=wigo4822 closed="yes">And with zero percent of the precincts reporting, at 10:47 AM on 11 December, 2011, Conservapedia predicts that the winner of the presidential election is Newt Gingrich. There is even an impossible conservative wet-dream team lined up, including Sarah Palin as Secretary of State. UPDATE: There's also a list of when the other candidates will pull out, and who'll they'll support. <votecp poll=wigo4821 closed="yes">Senseless tragedy at Virginia Tech? Must be atheism! <votecp poll=wigo4820 closed="yes">Lenski 2: Electric Boogaloo

<votecp poll=wigo4819 closed="yes">The school dropout rate in Tulsa is up. Why? Atheism! Note that the cited article says nothing of the kind. <votecp poll=wigo4818 closed="yes">Just because Breaking Bad is the best show on TV, that does not make running a meth lab a professor value. <votecp poll=wigo4817 closed="yes">Another day, another conspiracy theory. <votecp poll=wigo4816 closed="yes">Apparently atheists never make good football players because they are so cowardly and effeminate, instead they have to settle for being the leaders in math, science, philosophy, technology, medicine and pretty much any profession that requires a brain... what a bunch of losers. <votecp poll=wigo4815 closed="yes">Ken: I recently had a bit of sleeplessness due to temporary medical condition No kidding! But only recently?