User:MordantMaenad/Polls

These are some polls to gauge the General Opinion at RW. Before you vote, be sure to read the rules below.

WARNING: AMERICO-CENTRICITY!!! :P FEEL FREE TO ADD OPTIONS

Economic system
These three have NO ALTERNATIVE with NO GLOBAL VARIANCE IN DEFINITION. Look them up (http://www.m-w.com easy) if you have to.

Communism
(Feel free to add more types)

All you need is lovism
John, Paul, George, and Gringo.

Socialism
(Same as above)
 * 23:27, 5 June 2008 (EDT) I suppose... And this should really be below the Rules section, Lyra.
 * I refuse to bow to the tyranny of page order and this fascist layout you propose. 23:31, 5 June 2008 (EDT)
 * Don't make me sting you. 23:34, 5 June 2008 (EDT)
 * I have already been stung. ;P 23:36, 5 June 2008 (EDT)

Capitalism
(Same as above)

Imperialism
When did Imperialism become an economic system? Domestic, certainly not. So do all the entries above apply to international economics?  ħ uman  01:31, 6 June 2008 (EDT)

Rules
'''Anyone can vote. Anyone.''' This is not an elitist poll.

Please sign your signature with a number, like so:  (three tildes).

Please do NOT put anything but this signature username, like a little explanation. NOT. Resist!

Political scheme
On the political scale, do you self-identify as a:

Socialist

 * 1)  ħ uman 
 * 2)  (now yer talkin)
 * 3) CЯacke ®
 * 10:16, 5 June 2008 (EDT) (More or less)
 * 1) SHahB 21:53, 5 June 2008 (EDT)

American sense

 * 1) NightFlareSpeak, mortal 13:03, 5 June 2008 (EDT) I'm putting this here because I don't know if I count as liberal, socialist or libertarian. Politics suck.

Social Liberal

 * 1)  AKjeldsen Potential fundamentalist!
 * 2) This might describe me best? Not sure. I tend to eschew labels as it's simplistic to summarize the totality of one's beliefs in one word. DickTurpis 10:50, 5 June 2008 (EDT)

Moderate (none of the above or below)

 * 1) [[Image:jollyfish.gif|25px]]Genghis    A Liberal in the UK sense. Lloyd George knew my father.  (in what way?  ħ uman ) Ah, oldies but goldies yes? [[Image:jollyfish.gif|25px]]Genghis
 * 1) [[Image:jollyfish.gif|25px]]Genghis    A Liberal in the UK sense. Lloyd George knew my father.  (in what way?  ħ uman ) Ah, oldies but goldies yes? [[Image:jollyfish.gif|25px]]Genghis
 * 1) [[Image:jollyfish.gif|25px]]Genghis    A Liberal in the UK sense. Lloyd George knew my father.  (in what way?  ħ uman ) Ah, oldies but goldies yes? [[Image:jollyfish.gif|25px]]Genghis

Abortion
Which position best fits your personal views?

It should be legal in the first trimester

 * 1)  AKjeldsen Potential fundamentalist!
 * 2) DickTurpis 10:51, 5 June 2008 (EDT)
 * 3) NightFlareSpeak, mortal 13:04, 5 June 2008 (EDT)
 * 1) DickTurpis 10:51, 5 June 2008 (EDT)
 * 2) NightFlareSpeak, mortal 13:04, 5 June 2008 (EDT)

Up to 24 weeks

 * 1) [[Image:jollyfish.gif|25px]]Genghis   Per UK law

It should always be legal

 * 1)  ħ uman  Sorry, no stifling of speech. Up to the age of seven.

Common sense should dictate, not the law

 * 1) ThunderkatzHo!
 * 1) ThunderkatzHo!

No opinion

 * 1) CЯacke ®
 * Well, at least in solidarity with those who might accidentally fetusize?  ħ uman 

Ambivalent/undecided

 * 10:16, 5 June 2008 (EDT)

Religion
Do you self-identify as a:

Wierd undecided catholic-protestant syncretism

 * 1)  AKjeldsen Potential fundamentalist!

Conservative

 * 1) ThunderkatzHo! (but agnostic as well)

Other

 * 10:16, 5 June 2008 (EDT) :)

Atheist

 * 1)  ħ uman  There are no gods, and no one is their prophet. The strong/weak thing is a trivium invented by theists.
 * 2) what he said
 * 3) [[Image:jollyfish.gif|25px]]Genghis   6 on the Dawkins Scale.
 * 4) "Atheist" is good enough for me. I don't believe in god, and this "strong" vs "weak" thing seems pointless to me. Anyone who claims they "know" for sure that there is or is not a god is full of shit. DickTurpis 23:08, 5 June 2008 (EDT)

Weak

 * 1) CЯacke ® Hail Santa!
 * 2) NightFlareSpeak, mortal 13:05, 5 June 2008 (EDT)

Yes, that's all

 * 1)  AKjeldsen Potential fundamentalist!

No, surely there is more

 * 1)  I'm no CPAdmin1....
 * 2)  10:16, 5 June 2008 (EDT)

Why do you make so much trouble?

 * 1) <font color="#DD00DD" face="comic sans ms"> ħ uman  00:11, 5 June 2008 (EDT)
 * 2) ThunderkatzHo!

I prefer to vote more than once

 * 1) ...just not in this case. DickTurpis 23:09, 5 June 2008 (EDT)
 * 1) ...just not in this case. DickTurpis 23:09, 5 June 2008 (EDT)

Pushme pullyou

 * 1) <font color="#DD00DD" face="comic sans ms"> ħ uman  It's more fun that way

Polls are a common Liberal tactic to encourage deceit

 * 1) ThunderkatzHo!

Czechs

 * 1) I bounce Czechs. It costs $35 per Slav. <font color="#DD00DD" face="comic sans ms"> ħ uman  04:13, 5 June 2008 (EDT)

Balances

 * 1) On one toe <font color="#DD00DD" face="comic sans ms"> ħ uman 

Poorly

 * 1) ThunderkatzHo!

Scales

 * 1) CЯacke ® My father was a butcher but never weighed fish. (only meat and his thumb)

Metric or Medieval?

 * 1) I likes me the decimal sistim. It werks teh eezy for teh maths. <font color="#DD00DD" face="comic sans ms"> ħ uman 
 * 2) CЯacke ® doesn't give a dram.  (or a gill? <font color="#DD00DD" face="comic sans ms"> ħ uman )