User:Yossarian/quotes

"I've allowed my love of gravy to distract from my prescriptivist linguistic crusade!" "It is an article about fucking cats, people." "Gentlemen! I will eat your precious computer, enabling me to destroy Atheism on the internet!" "A witty saying proves nothing." "We're not hoping the American Consumer is stupid, we're banking on it!" "Come and ride the Andy bus." "Anything that makes your mother cry is fun." "Only three out of four? Why not kill 'em all?" "Friggin' zeitgeists, eh?" "The earth swarms with people who are not worth talking to." "Let's ask the crazy people." "Is it a robot? I hope it's a robot." "A face like two tins of condemned veal." "Fictional Jimbo Wales! You brought cupcakes!!" "Fail, fail again, fail better." "Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)" "I was like, 'What? AAAAHHHHH!'" "Gentlemen!" "Hey everyone, let's kick up our metaphors a notch, okay?" '"It'll be Hamlet, only he's happy and well-adjusted, walking around saying 'I certainly hope my father doesn't get murdered!' and then Ophelia says 'Thats right, baby! I, incidentally, plan to remain sane." And then there's IRONY! Shakespeare fans love irony!"'  Feel free to add your own! My only stipulation is that it has to be short and obscure/funny/non-sequitous/all of the above. I will change these as time goes by.