Fun:House Unrational Activities Committee

Are you now or have you ever been unrational?

Have you ever hosted a party of irrational people?

Have you ever baked a cake for irrational people?

Do you believe people are inherently good, and other untestable hypotheses that cannot be disproved via the scientific method?

Will you pledge fealty to the mighty scientific method, and forever forswear any truths that cannot be tested by it, such as morality and other silly things, like most of philosophy?

'''One final question: Are there any people you suspect of irrationality, whom you wish to report to this committee?

'''Thank you for your time. The Committee appreciates the truthfulness of rational people such as yourself. Glory to Heidrun!'''