User:Pre-sexual marriage is sinful

GOD SAYS: Pre-sexual marriage is a heinous sin!

What is "pre-sexual marriage"? It is marrying someone who you have never had sex with.

If you want to marry someone, YOU MUST have sex with them before marrying. Otherwise, you commit a HEINOUS SIN, an ABOMINATION before the Lord.

GOD SAYS: Those foolish Christians have my word totally back to front! They say pre-marital sex is a sin. Fools! Pre-marital sex is not a sin; it is a COMMANDMENT. The sin is pre-sexual marriage. The only way to avoid the sin of pre-sexual marriage, is through pre-marital sex!