Giorgio Tsoukalos

Aliens. Giorgio A. Tsoukalos is the Swiss-born emotionally challenged publisher of Legendary Times Magazine, a magazine that searches for evidence to support the ancient alien nonsense, and has been the Director of Erich von Daniken's Center for Ancient Astronaut Research for over 12 years.

(Ir)relevant education
Tsoukalos graduated from Ithaca College in Ithaca, New York in 1998 with a degree in communication and sports information. That makes him uniquely qualified to speak on matters concerning the movie Jerry McGuire, but not so much regarding anything else.

TV work
He is most famous for being, in his own modest words:

His belief that practically everything in the ancient world has something to do with aliens has made him into some sort of official meme.

Did we mention that he thinks the Babylonians had nuclear weapons? Is such a thing even possible? Yes it is!

Mostly he seems to go on about replacing angels/demons/gods/the Easter Bunny/etc. with aliens.

Watch him in action

 * "Is such a thing even possible?"
 * "If today, we're able to create a two-headed dog with six legs..."
 * "I don't think that Atlantis sank. I think it lifted off."
 * "Those big stones were transported by way of levitation by none other than Merlin the Wizard."
 * "The ancient astronauts' home planet needed gold for their atmosphere."
 * "We're half-human, and half-extraterrestrial. We're hybrids!"