User:The Foxhole Atheist

I am a Staff Sergeant (Promotable) in the US Army, a Cavalry Scout by trade turned Contracting NCO by profession, Eagle Scout, and husband/father of the perfect little nuclear family (wife, daughter, son). In essence, the bio of a die-hard Republican Conservative.

The dust of Iraq muddied my Presbyterian baptism to the point that I no longer choose to acknowledge it.

I am an amateur scientist and avid reader. I am fortunate enough to be assigned to a desk job at Camp Humphreys, Pyongtaek, Republic of Korea. I have to put my studies in an Associate's of Science on hiatus, as my new job requires a business degree. I am majoring in Global Business Management and Policy.

My pet peeves are Young Earth Creationists, Fundamentalists, Bigots, Racists, and anyone else who would actively choose to remain ignorant in lieu of exploring and discovering the wonderful bounty of experience that the living world has to offer.

Proud Poppa Section
As some of you are aware, I am the father of two amazing kids: Avalyn (aged 5) and Travis (aged 3 and a verified "warbaby" as his estimated conception date is within 2-5 days of my return from Iraq).

Avalyn is definitely the brains and Travis is absolutely the muscle.

I swear to something that I am completely justified in calling the two of them Master Blaster, regardless of what my wife says to the contrary, as the two of them really DO pull all of the strings here in Bartertown.