User:King Curtis Kong

Me
Smooth like King Curtis, blunt like King Kong. No kind of king, and seldom confused for kingly, though occasionally regarded as a minor deity in far-away galaxies.

Born on the rings of Saturn; now a happy guest of earth, though I have to say y'all do got some weird damn hangups. And the gravity here sure is something to get used to.

More dangerous, or more useful? Up to you. But generally an idiot.