User talk:Grawp

Topic
human  13:46, 14 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Harry Potter fan, are we? Sterilexx 09:56, 13 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Gottle o' geer, gottle o' geer...

Admonishment
Really, I go off line for an hour or two and what happens? Someone upsets poor Grawp! Just because he's not in the top 10% of his class of redneck apprentice Klan Rapture awaiters, there's no need to mock him. We should rather invite him in to our bosom and suckle him with the milk of socialist kindness. 17:36, 1 June 2008 (EDT)


 * u guise r ak sherry common its? u r vary danger mouse purple, and u kneed to git ouch of a merrygoround POW. Go to shy nah or naught career were you're kyle ND lib.
 * Impressive fail:word ratio, Gloop. 09:23, 21 July 2008 (EDT)


 * Do you think he's collaborating with Jezuz, or do they just happen to have found us at the same time?  17:38, 1 June 2008 (EDT)
 * Coincidental. Jezus was benign until I gave him a serious block, while Grawp has been hostile (if oddly methodical) for years. 17:40, 1 June 2008 (EDT)

Hagger? Haggar?
You seem to have a bluejeans fetish, but it's spelled Haggar, not Hagger. Maybe you're just adding an extra "G" along with the "E" instead of an "A". Are you a Sammy Hagar fan? Do you like the pretty pictures of Hagar the Horrible? This is a longshot, but what about Hagarism? 12:02, 22 July 2008 (EDT)

DO YOU KNOW WHO THIS GUY IS???
Given your welcomes and attempting to talk to this guy, i'm guessing you don't know who he is. This is the infamous vandal/troll "JarlaxleArtemis", truly the scourge of the wikiverse. Per the Wikipedia LTA, "at least Willy on Wheels had a lighthearted, harmless flair to him". He is a resident troll of Encyclopædia Dramatica and 4chan and seeks nothing more than to cause as much trouble as possible for "the LULZ". His modus operandi appears to be moving pages to "HAGGER???" related titles or random profanities and creating usernames attacking admins that block him. Of course, these have to be usurped and blocked immediately. As a Wikipedian (and Wikian) who has seen enough of this troll, I would recommend what Wikipedia has done, indef-blocking all of his (probably quite immense by now) sock farm with extreme prejudice. If you don't believe me, you might want to check these out: He has also used vandalbots, though thankfully none here yet (as far as I know). His favorite appears to be WikiaRape. Despite the name, it can be used to attack any Wiki. You might also desire to block e-mail access and unblock requests as well, because he has used these to Ddos Wikipedia servers and spam users numerous times. Thank you, i'm downright terrified at this user's existence, as anyone well should be, Cenedlaetholwr Cymreig (talk) 15:28, 24 February 2013 (UTC)
 * WP:LTA/JarlaxleArtemis (Grawp)
 * Grawp at ED (WARNING:As an Encyclopedia Dramatica article, this contains lots of random profanities, goatse, and porn. You have been warned.)
 * Grawp at WikipediaReview
 * Take a look at those datestamps. Sophie  Wilder  15:33, 24 February 2013 (UTC)
 * EC. Thank you for this. How are things over there in five years ago? Here in the present, it's actually very nice. Nailed a retread to my feet and prayed for better weather. 15:35, 24 February 2013 (UTC)
 * It's all right, but we've still got that Bush idiot for another few months. We just have to hold out until Hillary wins in November. Sophie  Wilder  15:39, 24 February 2013 (UTC)
 * Given the datestamps yeah I guess you're right, however, he IS still active. Doesn't appear to be a danger here though. Cenedlaetholwr Cymreig (talk) 15:41, 24 February 2013 (UTC)
 * A world without Gangam Style, Honey Boo-Boo, or Justin Bieber. How I feel for you. Nailed a retread to my feet and prayed for better weather. 15:48, 24 February 2013 (UTC)
 * I hear he just stays quietly at home in Texas these days. Sophie  Wilder  15:45, 24 February 2013 (UTC)