RationalWiki:What is going on in the clogosphere?/March 2020

March 2020
 132 websites are pushing covid-19 conspiracy theories, according to Newsguard Misinformation Monitor Democratic candidate for Florida's 18th Congressional District responding to a comment that Biden may have raped someone: "That means he still has LOTS of rape to do to catch up to Trump. Also...I highly doubt that’s true." For some double-standards-background, this person has also cried foul at the attacks levied on Kavanaugh's accuser. Oh joy, fucking stupid conspiracy theorists are here at the hospitals... #FilmYourHospital. Apparently empty hospital parking lots and a lack of dead bodies and sick people piled in lobbies and waiting rooms are a sign the conspiracy is afoot... Even Ian Miles Cheong thinks this is stupid. According to the American Center for Law and Justice, the left wing "global elite" is using the Coronavirus pandemic to push for the destruction of the family and the elimination of private property rights, leading the United States on a slippery slope towards Soviet Union, China, North Korea, Venezuela, and Cuba authoritarianism Banning evictions because of coronavirus is unfair to landlords. Maybe the landlords shouldn't buy avocado toast.  continues being a shitrag by pushing the stupid gargling salt water 'cure'; but don't worry if that doesn't work, and you live in Tennessee, more people died from suicide than Coronavirus this week. has an idea on how to beat covid-19: chickenpox parties. Ann Coulter posts a tweet, claiming "For people under 60, coronavirus is LESS dangerous than the seasonal flu", while displaying a graph which shows the exact opposite. United States Republican Lieutenant governor of Texas Dan Patrick complains about the shutdown of COVID-19, says that people can get back to work. A white nationalist rebranded himself as a Covid-19 expert, and people are flocking to him Incels celebrate Corona-chan wiping out the evil grandparents, demonic woooommmensss and the dreaded nOOOrrmies while not realising that oh wait aren't doctors, garbage collectors, mechanics, water treatment technicians, firefighters etc important or something??? Arkansas pastor claims his flock are willing to "lick the floor" to prove coronavirus a hoax. Megachurch cancels faith healing service... because of the coronavirus. Piers Corbyn goes off the deep end: [https://twitter.com/snigskitchen/status/1239513264968675328 THE CORONAVIRUS! GEORGE SOROS! VACCINES! WORLD POPULATION CULL!] AAAAARGH! Sheriff Clarke crawls out of the sewer to proclaim the coronavirus "an orchestrated attempt to destroy Capitalism," because he can't go to rest..... And it's gone. . German government tries to prevent the US from luring away company producing the coronavirus vaccine, as Trump wanted the vaccine "for the US only" High ranking Chinese diplomat claims US army is responsible for Covid-19. Pat Buchanan: this virus could kill the New World Order. Or, if you wanna look at the bright side of something that's easily gonna kill an 81-year-old man. HIV/AIDS, an affliction that has caused the deaths of 38 million, 770000 in 2018 alone, and in some communities and parts of the world a fucking apocalypse, not as devastating as feared. Matt Walsh claims you can't be racist against Chinese people, days after fellow Daily Wire writer Andrew Klavan stated he would start calling the Coronavirus Yellow Peril Israeli rabbi:Coronavirus outbreak is divine punishment for gay pride parades Ok, Milennial: Boomers are the greatest, most caring generation in history. "Jesus never had germs" says Greek Orthodox priest as Greek churches refuse to stop holy communion. Tea Party ranter Rick Santelli wishes everyone could get COVID-19 to stabilize the financial markets, because that's what matters Ten year old girls supposedly using Portuguese grilled chicken terminology to talk about boy's penises, moral panic ensues among those who don't remember. Flat Earther, Nathan Thompson, fresh from making music videos about "red pilling the youth," gets arrested and charged with disorderly conduct for harassing elementary schoolkids.