Fun:Recipe:Agnosticism



Agnosticism is a delicious breakfast dish enjoyed by many for its indecisive taste. Agnosticism is part of a healthy morning routine and can help promote a better lifestyle.

Version 1
Disclaimer: ''This version of the agnostic recipe is not acceptable in some cultures. Cook at your own risk.''

Ingredients

 * one atheist
 * one theist
 * syrup
 * fudge

Instructions
Place the atheist and the theist in a blender and mix until a thick liquid is formed. Place in a mold and allow mixture to settle. Leaven with baking powder if necessary. Cook in an agnostic iron until properly browned. Douse with syrup and serve.

Ingredients

 * goat stock
 * extreme skepticism
 * Bible
 * syrup

Instructions
Shred Bible and soak in goat stock. Allow mixture to sit for several days until it forms a paste. Subject to extreme skepticism until properly browned. Douse with syrup and serve.