User talk:DocSock

Or can you... Helios -speak to me! 02:42, 23 May 2007 (CDT)

... BAN HIM! --AKjeldsen 17:58, 23 May 2007 (CDT)

Re: TK
No, he had blanked his userpage, so I deleted it. Userpages blanked by their owners should generally be deleted. --Linus(Plot evil tech) 19:11, 23 May 2007 (CDT)

they killed Kenny!
You bastard! human be in 22:40, 23 May 2007 (CDT)

Idea
I think you should get into idealogical debates with yourself. Have revert wars with PalMD ...it'd be amusing. Jrssr5 07:50, 24 May 2007 (CDT)
 * Great minds...I already have it planned out!DocSock 07:52, 24 May 2007 (CDT)

Re:Jesus
It's fine. Why write new articles, when you can spork your own CP work? I still need to write the last bit, though. --Wik i nterpreter '''woo!

Fellowship of the Socks
Hello fellow sock. How are you today? -Sock Puppet 14:45, 24 May 2007 (CDT)

I would appreciate it if you would refrain from defaming me.--PalMD-Talk 15:27, 24 May 2007 (CDT)

blunt knife
I used to hate you, now I only despise you. Thanks for making the blunt knife uxb! (How fitting for a so-called "Dcotor") I had been holding a place for it... When is the coat hanger uxb coming? human be in 20:47, 24 May 2007 (CDT)

...
You probably want to respond at the original source: Essay_Talk:Creationist_Behavior_on_Conservapedia. I don't have time to engauge in the debate right now, though, cause I want to organize my thoughts better. Heart ♥  Gold tx 13:49, 25 May 2007 (CDT)

Church sign
I wouldn't have used this name for the image if I were you as it is the default and could be overwritten by someone else's contribution--Mad Min 11:02, 27 May 2007 (CDT).

Your Religion
It sounds interesting, but I have a few questions. If I become a convert will I still be able to drink, smoke, have premarital sex, and continue to not go to church on Sundays? Do I have to give money to poor people that smell strange? Will I be required to provide "comfort" to a priest, and if so how often? Does conversion come with any stock options or dental coverage for the kids? Thank you.Prof0705 17:18, 27 May 2007 (CDT)

UXB
Smock, I know you're "proud" of your new UXB (which I had to make better), but running around adding to everyone's user page is a little over the top, dontcha think? You could always just point out its existence, and let people check it out on your page. Also, take those two TK pix and combine them into one animated gif with about 5 secs on each version. Then the box will kick donkey. I mean, goat. human be in 19:44, 31 May 2007 (CDT)

Polls
Dammit, you beat me to it. I was just in the process of putting that same thing up. God help me, I lov RobS. He does our work for us.Prof0705 09:59, 1 June 2007 (CDT)

I, sir, challenge you to a duel
well?

Today
Not realy prolific as much as virile:)--TimS 10:38, 1 June 2007 (CDT)

The template is hard to find?  Pseudoscience  Alert  This topic is a pseudoscience, and is not accepted by the scientific community as a valid discipline. Although it may use scientific terminology, it does not use scientific methodology. Remember: just because it sounds right doesn't mean it's actually right. --TimS 14:42, 1 June 2007 (CDT)

Maybe I should make a breadcrumb template:)--TimS 14:53, 1 June 2007 (CDT)

You really LOVE the goats
Just wonder if you really Love the goats?--TimS 15:02, 1 June 2007 (CDT)

You are not from the Sudan are you? Lol.--TimS 15:05, 1 June 2007 (CDT)

Subhuman eat your goats! Subhuman not fear goats!--Subhuman cabal member 15:10, 1 June 2007 (CDT)

Better goat love. http://www.flickr.com/photos/76987182@N00/278349036/ MyaR 15:38, 1 June 2007 (CDT)

I'm back
Did anything important happen during my absence? -Ĭ₠ŴΣĐĝё 10:00, 3 June 2007 (CDT)
 * You might want to talk to Linus or human to see if anything might have happened. I'm sure they could benefit from your expertise.DocSock 10:01, 3 June 2007 (CDT)

HAHAHA!
See article Doctor. A slap in the face! Bohdan 22:00, 4 June 2007 (CDT)

Learning them Folk
Wadda thunk I shud do, learn'm wrong? Hav'a learn'm some'em b'for days over wit.--TimS 13:13, 5 June 2007 (CDT)

ACD???
Smock, what are these "ACD" articles? A bizarro form of CP mockery? Or just your ADHD acting up again? Don't make me take away the goat... human be in 20:31, 6 June 2007 (CDT)

templates
Hey, Socktor,

Those recipe approved etc. templates would work better as "non-uxb" templates, copy the basic format of, say, template:cp, only with your text and images.

1. then they won;t need uxb top and bottom templates 2. they'll float well with the other junk we put on the page.

I know it's a pain, but it's where templates like that should be, anyway. Actually, I guess all they need to have done to them is to be "moved" (template:user recipe approved to template:recipe approved), tested, then deleted after the links are fixed. We ought to do it now before there are 2000 recipes! <font color="#DD00DD" face="comic sans ms">human <font color="#00AA00">be in 16:51, 11 June 2007 (CDT)
 * Im sorry, im too drugged up to get that right now. And it's time for my meds.  Did I mention I'm in searing pain?  If you can, remind me later.--PalMD-yada yada 17:05, 11 June 2007 (CDT)
 * I will, if I don't just do it myself. There are four, right?  Enjoy the meds, if not the pain! <font color="#DD00DD" face="comic sans ms">human <font color="#00AA00">be in 17:17, 11 June 2007 (CDT)

Please see:

template:recipe approved

template:recipe considered

template:recipe not approved

For your approval and use. They do not require the uxbtop/bottom tags, and they play well with others.

I am subbing them in for the UXB versions, and will delete the uxb ones when they are no longer used. Oh, and I should add the recipe category to them as well to make life even simpler...

I will also be working on 'recipe kosher' and 'recipe not kosher'... <font color="#DD00DD" face="comic sans ms">human <font color="#00AA00">be in 19:35, 12 June 2007 (CDT)


 * Wow...thanks much...i would never get around to figuring it out and doing it...whoops, vicodin time..--PalMD-yada yada 19:46, 12 June 2007 (CDT)

Assfly soup
Dear Sir; Would you be so kind as to rate Recipe:Assfly Soup? Valorus 00:17, 12 June 2007 (CDT)
 * You still haven't put a shiny on the page of Assfly Soup. Also please rate Recipe:Burp Chunks Surprise. Valorus 00:29, 13 June 2007 (CDT)
 * And Recipe:Goat Tenderloins Valorus 01:01, 13 June 2007 (CDT)
 * I fixed goat Tenderloins Valorus 10:06, 13 June 2007 (CDT)
 * Go ahead and chef-ify it. Valorus 16:38, 13 June 2007 (CDT)
 * Thanks! Valorus 21:47, 13 June 2007 (CDT)

Fuck you, Doc
I don't know why, and I don't care... <font color="#DD00DD" face="comic sans ms">human <font color="#00AA00">be in 23:17, 15 June 2007 (CDT)
 * Uh oh...what'd i do??--DoxXox-DawkT0wk 23:18, 15 June 2007 (CDT)
 * Damned if I know. But it was fun typing it! Yee Hah! <font color="#DD00DD" face="comic sans ms">human <font color="#00AA00">be in 23:25, 15 June 2007 (CDT)
 * Fuckity fuck fuck fuck.--PalMD-yada yada 23:26, 15 June 2007 (CDT)

Elimination
What is this strange fascination you have with purging, unblocking and so forth? --Kels 14:25, 27 June 2007 (CDT)
 * Have you seen Colonic? You know, goat doesn't always go down as smoothly as we like.--DoxXox-DawkT0wk 14:28, 27 June 2007 (CDT)