Forum:Why Christians should worship Cthulhu.

I've been doing some thinking about the Christian God and his resemblance to Great Cthulhu. Clearly, Yaweh is Great Cthulhu and the Christians have corrupted the tales of our lord.--The Madman (talk) 14:30, 2 August 2013 (UTC)The Madman
 * Cthulhu lives under the dark ocean, Yaweh is said to live in darkness.
 * Cthulhu will return to destroy mankind as will Yaweh.
 * When the stars are right in the form of a maiden, Jeebus will return to reclaim earth.
 * Cthulhu can return from the dead via his daughter.
 * Yaweh has his religion, so does Cthulhu!

Wait, Cthulhu has a daughter????? OVERLORD Supplicate yourselves before me!  22:56, 12 February 2015 (UTC)
 * Yes, He does. Her name is Cthylla. --Castaigne (talk) 23:02, 12 February 2015 (UTC)

You forgot the part about the deities and consumption of/by followers. Christians eat Jesus at communion-especially if they are Catholic. Cthulhu's followers long to be eaten by him. I am pretty sure there is a preference for both bits of Jesus (according to Catholic standards) and the followers of Cthulhu to be eaten without chewing-it is more civilized that way. Arachne1988 (talk) 08:11, 13 February 2015 (UTC)

"Christian God"? Holy (LOLz) fuck, this is extreme hijacking of the TaNaKh...--Arisboch (talk) 12:27, 19 May 2015 (UTC)