Thread:User talk:Dumpling/Advice (not that you asked for it)

''"...being 33 and cutting away into a dead body. "You'll forever be alone. No one would want to talk to you. You'd smell like dead bodies. I WANT GRANDCHILDREN!" ''

Tell your mum to read Kay Scarpetta books. She's hawt, gets loads of nookie and gets to cut up dead bodies. Ok, she also gets stalked by mad psycho killers, but 3 out 4 ain't bad...