Conservapedia:What is going on at CP?/September 2010

🇰🇪: Ha! Darwin was wrong...the Toucan's bill didn't evolve for this reason...it evolved for that one instead Andy, in his eagerness to slam public schools, is forced to speak ill of Sarah Palin. Update: WillS removes Andy's "liberal slur". And is... thanked? 🇰🇪 takes the news of his fellow religionists' ignorance quite badly.

Object to your son's football team praying before games? You should be looked into by the people who investigate child abuse and neglect. Nice edit summary, JPatt, but it's just exactly one word too long. Andy confuses biology with linguistics. Hilarity ensues. LoganBertram takes on Andy's lack of substantive debate and deals a blow-by-blow attack on Counter Examples to Old Earth giving him the not so simple computer simulations he demanded, refutes carbon dating support for Young Earth, attacks Andy's intuition, shows the moon's meant to move away from the Earth and that the Sun is indeed very old. Wonder how long till he's welcomed? Answer is: Not long.

Andy: Some junk was recently found in a whale's stomach. Naturally this completely proves the veracity of the Jonah myth. Another Ed stub: "Anticolonialism" is the delusion that the West sucked wealth out of the Third World., ever helpful, renames the stub to use a spelling that does not occur in the source Ed copy-pasted. Andy: Facebook begins to pollute its pages with Wikipedia articles! ...in April. Oh, and don't forget - unlike Conservapedia, there's no ability for users to edit the article! Especially since it's impossible to head on over to the Wikipedia entry and edit it from there, or to click on the glaring "edit" button on the Facebook page itself.

TK: "Obama has same re-elect percentage as Clinton in 1994"...yeah, and we all know how poorly that turned out for him!  Patriot Act wiretaps: great conservative anti-terrorism method! Obama expansion of wiretaps: Obama hates privacy! The hypocrisy is overwhelming...

 The irony is so thick; no pithy remarks required as Teh Assfly censors the notion of free speech..  Eschewing the Great One's Best of the Public, 🇰🇪 turns to full Wikiality. Fountains of Further Wisdom Await Him.

Schlafly's stupidest insights  yet, for your Sunday reading pleasure.UPDATE "Wikipedia is biased for not agreeing with my madness" This is nice: SamHB asks Ed a question regarding the sorry state of math articles, and Ed actually replies within half an hour. That shows that Conservapedia still values open communication between sysops and lowly editors contributors! ...yeah, right.

<votecp poll=wigo3752 closed="yes">Such a vivid, heartwarming description. One almost feels as if one knew the man. <votecp poll=wigo3751 closed="yes">Bridge Names Confuse Andy Part II: First Tower Bridge was London Bridge; now Mackinac Bridge is "Mackinaw" Bridge. He missed that when he took the photo from. <votecp poll=wigo3750 closed="yes">So in other words, "Never." <votecp poll=wigo3749 closed="yes">TK: Facebook is donating $100million to bolster Newark's school. Andy: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&curid=104491&diff=819866&oldid=819857 Donations? Meh! What they need is Bibles and classroom prayer.] Bonus: Jpatt accidentally tells the truth: prayer never works. <votecp poll=wigo3748 closed="yes">Meritocracy at work. WillS works hard for a whole three days, four months ago, to earn night editing rights!

<votecp poll=wigo3747 closed="yes">Hilary Clinton wants to help citizens of developing nations be able to cook with less hazardous equipment. According to Ken and Andy, this is outrageous. <votecp poll=wigo3746 closed="yes"> Obama and his buddy Ben Bernanke plot to destroy America's economy Never you mind that he was initially appointed by Bush after chairing the Bush council of economic advisers.

<votecp poll=wigo3745 closed="yes">What? Andy and another sysop had a public tiff? Oh no, that's not allowed, so deletes the "empty" talk-page. Then magically recreates it, along with comments about wanting to "avoid further conflict," that never happened in CP-land. <votecp poll=wigo3744 closed="yes">Such a dishonest douchebag that you forget there's anyone left to point out your lies? Then simply correct it and move on create your own reality in which everything you say is magically true!

<votecp poll=wigo3743 closed="yes">TK rejects the idea that a centre-right party could call itself "Liberal" <votecp poll=wigo3742 closed="yes">"Professor" Schlafly tries to prove that the Great Flood happened 4,000 years ago, by quoting data from a 13,000 year-old flood. <votecp poll=wigo3741 closed="yes">TK: "...Richard Dawkins, whose work is not simply academic..." With the blanks filled in: "...Richard Dawkins, whose work is not simply academic. These books sell out, so it has become a social debate."...sounds dangerously positive for the main page. <votecp poll=wigo3740 closed="yes"> Conservative takes the attack on Richard Dawkins to another, much more specific, level. Update: Conservative is fairly certain that none of the four Asian women he is aware of have endorsed Richard Dawkins. <votecp poll=wigo3739 closed="yes">Well, good luck with that. Update: The age of miracles is upon us! <votecp poll=wigo3738 closed="yes">Ireland's economy is bad because liberals have meetings there.

<votecp poll=wigo3737 closed="yes">Ed 'Two Meters' Poor deletes an article for being too short. <votecp poll=wigo3736 closed="yes">Ed 'Bad Touch' Poor turns up the heat with a stub on physical intimacy. Sadly Thankfully it contains nothing more than a link to another new Uncle Ed stub that does nothing more than link back to the first stub.

<votecp poll=wigo3735 closed="yes">Ed 'Don't be a Dick' Poor "Hey, here's an idea! Let's show a rabid, paranoid and ultimately discredited Commie-hunter the same respect as for someone who gave his life fighting for human rights. <votecp poll=wigo3734 closed="yes">Forget the cat, we're talking Schrödinger's wine, baby! (spoiler: it's only grape juice) <votecp poll=wigo3733 closed="yes">More facts = worse article, as always.

<votecp poll=wigo3732 closed="yes">To err is human; to forgive is liberal style. <votecp poll=wigo3731 closed="yes">Oh, and by the way, Terry Jones is a liberal! <votecp poll=wigo3730 closed="yes">🇰🇪's newest article on Atheism almost perfectly defines an ad hominem argument, and the 'See Also' seems to imply Carl Sagan smoking pot is evidence for Christianity. No flying cats, yet.

<votecp poll=wigo3729 closed="yes">Andy downgrades the priority of a potential 2012 presidential candidate. Among his reasons for doing so, nestled between "associates with pro-choice persons" and "associates with RINOs," is "Has said he is not going to run." <votecp poll=wigo3728 closed="yes">Our nation's history? Who gives a damn about that? <votecp poll=wigo3727 closed="yes">Andy: You don't actually have to do anything to be virtuous, just think nice thoughts. <votecp poll=wigo3726 closed="yes">Please let this be a parodist! For the sake of Humanity! And watch out for rhinos in the Senate!

<votecp poll=wigo3725 closed="yes">If you call him, he will come. <votecp poll=wigo3724 closed="yes">More grade inflation by Andy When called out by a new user on his lack of math skills Andy simply gives his student an extra point. So much for academic honesty. Update: Daniel justifiably blocks him for being one of us because genuine conservatives can't possibly possess upward of 2nd grade math skills.

<votecp poll=wigo3723 closed="yes">When you're done planting flags, Andy, perhaps you can finish developing your lecture? <votecp poll=wigo3722 closed="yes">Ken blathers about "some guy by the name of Sid" to Karajou: And it only took him four edits. With his delightful irony TK says "... that those who cannot be successful in life criticize....". How many times is Obama criticized on the main page? UPDATE: Ken: "I never said a thing!" <votecp poll=wigo3721 closed="yes"> Andy: Conservapedia users don't have insecurity issues, low self esteem, or narcissism...hahahahahaha <votecp poll=wigo3720 closed="yes">Daniel Pulido gets all 🇰🇪 and begins the conservapedia anti-Islam project! <votecp poll=wigo3719 closed="yes">TK thinks that saying "the series themselves are harmless if not taken seriously." is a "Personal opinion, not supported by any citations". Harry Potter is always dangerous to children. <votecp poll=wigo3718 closed="yes">Ed there ain't no censorship on CP Poor serves up a big dose of censorship after declaring that calling someone out on their quote mining constitutes liberal name-calling. <votecp poll=wigo3717 closed="yes">It's a con trick so it must be liberal values says TK <votecp poll=wigo3716 closed="yes">Oi! Smeg Ed! Which dictionary definition of "gentleman" are you using exactly?

<votecp poll=wigo3715 closed="yes">Ed: It is a "disingenuous misleading argument" to insinuate that there is anything wrong with the nutjobs among us. <votecp poll=wigo3714 closed="yes">Did you know that the APA is...erm...well, we don't really know. All Ed gave us was a period. Literally. <votecp poll=wigo3713 closed="yes">CP: Going to church on Sunday rather than shopping makes you happier. Source: [http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/09/03/sunday-shopping-linked-with-less-happiness/ ..yes, if you're a Catholic or Protestant white woman living in a state where Sunday shopping was banned, but now is allowed. Maybe]. <votecp poll=wigo3712 closed="yes">Remember the proposed Critical Thinking in Math course? The one which aimed to "encourage adults to keep their minds sharp through mathematics, and fend off mental decline". Professor Schlafly: 39 + 4 = 44 <votecp poll=wigo3711 closed="yes">Newly-given-block-rights junior sysop goon Daniel Pulido tries to impress the powers that be with his toughness by issuing a 90/10 block after just one edit, and issues the standard new-user abuse, complete with the standard explicit insinuation that the user isn't using his real name. This site is attracting new non-parodist contributors rapidly! <votecp poll=wigo3710 closed="yes">Andy must be feeling sorry for himself - now messing with his blog equates to "violent protests" and "liberal censorship." <votecp poll=wigo3709 closed="yes">Andy declares that protests in Ireland surrounding Tony Blair's book signing are an example of liberal censorship, British style, entirely oblivious to the fact that Ireland has not been part of the UK for the best part of a century. Good thing he's not a world history teacher! UPDATE: Andy's world history knowledge explains the confusion. Why is it British? Because egg-throwing is a uniquely British phenomenon! <votecp poll=wigo3708 closed="yes">Ken: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User%3AConservative%2FConservapedia-running-web-traffic-statistics-page-8&diff=816356&oldid=816350 The time of stalking false liberal ideologies is over. It is time to move in for the kill!] Um...what? <votecp poll=wigo3707 closed="yes">A grand total of 16 User/User Talk edits, 5 CP/CP Talk edits, and two mainspace edits (both of which are to homework "articles" that don't belong in the mainspace). Clearly such unproductive behavior violates 90/10 - and thus, Davidkon... gets Edit rights. Well-deserved in this meritocracy!

<votecp poll=wigo3706 closed="yes">LyleT: This page is completely plagiarized and should be deleted. JacobB: Denied. LyleT: Ok, a compromise: I removed the plagiarized material. JacobB: Denied. LyleT: Ok, I REWROTE the plagiarized material. TK: Denied. And don't you dare expose my dishonesty!" <votecp poll=wigo3705 closed="yes">Kyle: "Is this really needed?" TK: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Sarah_Palin&diff=816246&oldid=816245 "Of course!" *inserts Skype highlighting*] Kyle: "Okay, you're the boss, just lemme remove the weird Skype stuff..." TK: "No!" Kyle: "What?" TK: "I am sysop, so walk away! I was trying to remove the Skype stuff someone inserted!" Bonus: That "Skype Australian phone number"? It's just the ISBN of Palin's book. Update TK: "It wasn't me, it was a "vandal site lie" from the atheists! Kyle: WTF?