User:Nasreddin

Block wars?

(o_0)

Anyway: I'm here for the free cheese.

Phun little story that happened the other day
A neighbour came to my gate. I went out to meet him outside.
 * "Would you mind, Mulla," the neighbour asked, "lending me your donkey today? I have some goods to transport to the next town."

I didn't feel inclined to lend it out to that particular man, however; so, not to seem rude, I answered:
 * "I'm sorry, but I've already lent him to somebody else."

Suddenly the stupid animal could be heard braying loudly behind the wall of the yard.
 * "You lied to me, Mulla!" the neighbour exclaimed. "There it is behind that wall!"
 * "What do you mean?" I replied indignantly. "Whom would you rather believe, a donkey or your Mulla?"

Needless to say, I ed my  while    that night.