Essay:Christian Highschool Teacher Myth

'''DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION. DO NOT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY.'''

Introduction
Tired of facepalming over that stupid “atheist professor myth” that inspired that shitty anti-atheist propaganda film? Well, no longer. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you (drumroll) the Christian Highschool Teacher Myth! This story is basically the Atheist Professor Myth, but with the following differences:


 * Roles are reversed so it’s more realistic (at least in my country)
 * Takes place at a highschool in the southern Buybull Bible Belt instead of a university in California
 * Arguments are inspired by things that have actually been said in online debates, and are not as strawmanned
 * The smart-aleck is female
 * Story takes place in an Intelligent Design class instead of a philosophy class
 * And a few other differences as well