User:SHahB/AmesGandCats

The following is the text of an email conversation between AmesG and I. Seriously, this is real. I swear.

Bohdan #1
Hey AmesG, do you like cats?

AmesG #1
I hate cats.

Bohdan #2
Why? They are so cute.

AmesG #2
Are you kidding? I hate them.

Bohdan #3
Don't say that Ames. Cats are wonderful. They are the smartest animals around.

Ames #3
Cats are the stupidest, ugliest animals ever. I hate them.

Bohdan #4
I thought you had a cat?

Ames #4
Never. I hate cats.

Bohdan #5
I am pretty sure you said you had a cat.

Ames #5 wherein he admits something important
I had one once. I enjoyed kicking it. I hate cats.

Bohdan #6
Ames! How could you do such a thing!

Ames #6
Its easy when you hate cats.

Bohdan #7
I don't believe you Ames, there is no way anyone can hate cats.

Ames #7
I hate them.