User talk:DickTurpis/The value of Rationalwiki

It's nice to see all that work finally paying off. By my calculation, I should be entitled to about 21 billion dollars based on my edits. Do I contact the RWF about that, or Soros directly? And when you inform Human about his newfound wealth, better be very careful. The news that he's now the wealthiest man in the world might come as a shock. Röstigraben (talk) 21:48, 17 July 2011 (UTC)
 * You never contact Soros directly, you always go through his people. You should know that. Fortunately his people are not hard to come by, as they are just about anyone who has a liberal opinion on any subject (is there any other reason why anyone would hold such opinions? It's self-evident!). You will need to write a proposal justifying your share of the net value. I may take a humble approach and ask for a mere 2 billion myself. The first thing I'll do is write a check to Andy for $773,409.96 to buy Conservapedia. DickTurpis (talk) 21:54, 17 July 2011 (UTC)
 * Yeah, it's probably better not to deplete all that wealth by dispersing it among editors. There's so much more we could do with it, so many shiny things that could be bought. Just imagine having "Our words are backed by nuclear weapons!" as a recent changes banner. Röstigraben (talk) 22:03, 17 July 2011 (UTC)

Nuclear weapons? With that kind of money I could construct another Death Star! It would be the ultimate power in the universe, all controlled by Soros! -- 22:11, 17 July 2011 (UTC)
 * I must admit I am a little surprised by this value, but you can't argue with numbers. Need I say more? 09:16, 18 July 2011 (UTC)