User talk:Stabby the Misanthrope/Vandalism

'''Hello, and welcome to my extensive collection of what I shall call "'Welcome' vandalism". As soon as Bohdan stops vandalizing, I shall distill the worthy comments from the worthless vandalism. But until s/he/it stops, it's all going here. '''

To quote Human, Welcome to the Dollhouse. Eye See You 02:45, 4 August 2007 (CDT)
 * Hello and welcome.--Bob_M (talk) 04:03, 4 August 2007 (CDT)
 * As quoted, thank you, and welcome. human be in 00:12, 5 August 2007 (CDT)

You come well-credentialled. I hope you find a way to join in sometime. human be in 00:22, 5 August 2007 (CDT)
 * If you really want to change it back, by all means go ahead. But I think some would find it offensive, don't you? Bohdan


 * Wow, OK, overkill on the welcome template! What would be offensive, though, my dear Bohdan? human be in 00:27, 5 August 2007 (CDT)
 * The Jewish userbox. Something about Jews controlling RW. Bohdan 00:28, 5 August 2007 (CDT)

I suppose you're right. That sort of thing is more appropriate for Uncyclopedia, not necessarily here. -- 00:30, 5 August 2007 (CDT)
 * Yeah! Hello, I am the resident vandal. Bohdan 00:34, 5 August 2007 (CDT)

Damn, this is getting redundant! PalMD 00:57, 5 August 2007 (CDT)
 * Alright, alright, the pwning is over. remind me never to pwn you again. Bohdan 01:11, 5 August 2007 (CDT)

TO RA
You now live in a Brave New Wiki. Your dream has finally been realised. The pretence of liberty, rationalism, freedom, and the free exchange of ideas is now officially dead. Wikipedia blow ins like Gerard have seen to that. This is your chance pal. May you lead this site down the well trodden road of internet regulations, wikipedia dryarse-ism and general dullardness.

I predict within the year, you'll be elected Editor-In-Chief. I also predict that by that time, 98% of registered users will be full time wikipedians and this place will be a rule riddled haven for wikipedia nerds. Well done. You got what you always wanted. 86.40.196.98 (talk) 22:50, 6 June 2010 (UTC)

Brick collection

 * P, I'm not sure what you're talking about (and if Hans doesn't want to deal with me, blocking me is a pretty dumb way of satisfying that. How did he think I'd respond?).  Nutty, go eat a dick.  Despite what I said above, at this point, you don't deserve civility.  You're a bitter wretch who by all appearances has nothing better to do than pick on whoever may have inadvertently drifted into his disfavor.  You treat this site as your own personal playground, and you've gleefully taken the role of the bully.  The worst is, you know this.  You refuse to admit it, because your petty little ego can't handle being wrong.  All you can do is clumsily dance around trying to shout over the criticisms.  I wish you'd resolve your issues, or at least leave.--  03:59, 10 December 2011 (UTC)