Conservapedia:What is going on at CP?/January 2013

January 2013
Andy: Storms occur when God is not observing, as predicted by quantum mechanics. Ken: OBAMA IS GIRLY AND AFRAID OF SKEET SHOOTING. Come on man... Ken calls out Andy: "constructing a false reality is counterproductive". The debate has become galvanizing. Princeton and Harvard man Andy: only second-tier college websites accept E=mc2 Karajou will not stand for twisting the headline "Sandy Hook hoax is falling apart" to imply that they're calling it a hoax. Andy: Why would the "liberal media" prefer Tom Brady over the great Tim Tebow? Reality: Because Tom Brady kicked the crap out of Tim Tebow ... twice Andy's arguments against Einstein's theory of relativity are undermined by his inability to understand basic science or even simple unit conversions. Andy: Obama's second inauguration is idolatry! AugustO: But Reagan... Andy: That's okay 'cause it's Reagan! Bill Gates follows the teachings of Jesus by giving away all of his money, so Andy declares him an atheist. No word on how this fits with Atheism and Uncharitableness Mark your calendars! [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template%3AMainpageright&action=historysubmit&diff=1029867&oldid=1029842 Question Evolution! Day will be held on the 12th of February 2013.] Yes, that's right, Darwin Day. I wonder what will be bigger? Andy (actual quotes): "Oh please ... is it really necessary to provide a citation that Nike and a beer company are liberal???" "Big corporations have never been friendly to the conservative movement."  Jpatt is dissolving ...or something.  Thirty-five games into an 82 game season, Andy declares the Los Angeles Lakers dead in the water at 15-20. Ken: I don't actually have a proper reply to your in depth rebuttal, so I'll just criticise it for being too long and not being in paragraphs. I'll also take five edits to finally make my statement. Jpatt: If you must quote our Muslim President, please be sure to quote him out of context and not water down examples by reflecting Muslim views on same sex marriage. Yes, punctuation... <votecp poll=wigo5086 closed="yes">Andy (compelling reasons to think God has a sense of humor): "some who idolize Obama think that he is an atheist, when in fact he is likely a Muslim" <votecp poll=wigo5085 closed="yes">In response to Andy's question "Why Do Some Oppose the Likelihood that Obama Is Muslim?", an editor said it was like a boxer hitting below the belt, but Jpatt removed the comment and blocked the editor for "incivility". <votecp poll=wigo5084 closed="yes">After a neophyte editor tries to clean up the "Obama's Religion" article a bit, Andy reverts wholesale because CP will "let the reader decide." Update: With the debate ignited, Andy performs a wonderful mental gymnastics routine about how Obama saying he lived in a Muslim country means he is actually a Muslim. <votecp poll=wigo5083 closed="yes">Andy: We don't need to be factually complete about who voted for the Fiscal Cliff bill, we need to single out our seven political targets for blame for "increase taxes without meaningful spending cuts". <votecp poll=wigo5082 closed="yes">Play-offs are part of the liberal style.