Fun:Cake

The cake is a lie

Nah, someone left it out in the rain, that's all.

I don't think that I can take it / For it took so long to bake it / And I'll never have that recipe again./

Aah! Those were the days my friend!

And it would have tasted so good!

(Cake is also a sweetened bread-like substance, usually held together with a matrix of egg protein and leavened either chemically or mechanically. Wikipedia has more. We don't really deal in cake here.)

References and notes

 * http://www.aperturescience.com
 * For a wonderful song including cake see here.