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Summary
Ethereal Papyrus has revolutionized the spritualisation of mindshare. The epistemology of post-capitalist hegemony furnishes a provisional lens for the analysis of the engendering of the specular economy. We will transition the capability of e-services to balance energies. We will expedite the aptitude of fair-trade supply-chains to maximise human potential. If you architect interactively, you will grow magnetically. Think holistic.

This greeted me this morning. Because Lotus Notes is actually shit.