User talk:Claretta

I welcome the first High Priestess into our community. 20:09, 11 September 2011 (UTC)
 * welcome from me as well. How's the protoprophet working out ? Could I say to children about terror taba and terror trinka that In a cave the bat and the cat both sat on a mat ? or would that be too Dr Suessian ? Sorry for continuing with the cavern dwellers but they seem the best part Hamster (talk) 20:45, 11 September 2011 (UTC)
 * We are looking for a new protoprophet. Zarnacy isn't really doing a great job spreading the word.  Claretta, Travancus and myself will soon be having interviews for a new position.  Maratreanism needs a new earthly leader.  --Holy Lord Bacu (talk) 21:37, 11 September 2011 (UTC)
 * I am Batman. Flap, flap. Taba (talk) 21:52, 11 September 2011 (UTC)

Where have you gone?
For it is written "Claretta will grace RationalWiki with her presence after her and Ace are done having sex." We haven't seen you in days. Was it that good? Zarnacy the Maratrean Protoprophet (talk) 11:50, 22 September 2011 (UTC)