User talk:Kallium

Greetings, Kallium, and welcome to that  of the interwebs, RationalWiki! Glad to have you join us! 23:56, 26 September 2008 (EDT)


 * Well, it seemed like a good time to sign up, since I'm currently being disciplined by Andy for two weeks for not disagreeing with PNAS and pointing out what "anonymous review" means- yet another casualty in the "Response to PNAS" debacle. Kallium 23:56, 27 September 2008 (EDT)
 * Yet another refugee from Hurricane Andy! : )   00:02, 28 September 2008 (EDT)
 * I'm 95% certain (P<0.0001) that I've had- and excelled in- many more advanced metaphorical meteorology courses as you have. Andy is not the hurricane but its eye, keeping the real storm at bay. It's obvious; if you don't think so then you need to open your mind and see the Truth. Godspeed. Kallium 00:33, 28 September 2008 (EDT)
 * Wow, that was so much fun, I'm a bit giddy... Kallium 00:34, 28 September 2008 (EDT)
 * And I'm a bit bewildered. It's like I was struck by a tornado.   00:42, 28 September 2008 (EDT)
 * Tornado, hurricane- any rotating low-level disturbance, really. Kallium 00:59, 28 September 2008 (EDT)

Unwanted bucket and mop; free to good home
Have you ever found yourself pondering the great questions of life? Like, "Who am I?", "Why are we here?", and "Is what I'm doing ethical?". Well, guess what, you're a janitor now and still no closer to answering those questions! :D  00:30, 15 October 2008 (EDT)

Here's your complementary bucket, mop, and instruction manual. Some assembly required and batteries not included. Enjoy! 00:30, 15 October 2008 (EDT)
 * A mop and bucket that need batteries? And they're mine? Wow, this is (*sniff*) the happiest (*sniff*) happiest day of my life! Well, since Monday, that is. But among the last two days, this one's a serious contender! Kalliumtalk 00:29, 16 October 2008 (EDT)
 * I am honored to have supplied you with your happiest memory in the last forty-eight hours. Truly, is it not the greatest thing since lava lamps?   00:32, 16 October 2008 (EDT)
 * Truly. Especially since they decided to stop using real lava. Kalliumtalk 00:35, 16 October 2008 (EDT)

Tiny genitals
Too snarky? Stile4aly 14:47, 11 December 2008 (EST)
 * You know, just trying to keep it "family friendly"! The current revision is a bit better but as a matter of personal opinion I prefer to restrict smears to real, documented behavior. (Granted, I put in the brain part...) Of course that's the sad part as the rest of the list is regularly demonstrated. That's just my two cents. Anyway, no big deal- if the collective lets it remain, no problem. Kalliumtalk 22:30, 15 December 2008 (EST)