Fun:Meat Poem

I sure like meat, hence I wrote a poem about it when drunk one evening.

MEAT Meat Meat delicious Meat Oh how I do love Meat Mince and Sausage Chicken and Beef I do love to eat Meat.

You can see Meat Walking down the street Plodding around on 2 feet Grab a seat Its a flavour that can't be beat.

Nothing beats a fleshy carcass Even when things look their darkest When I have fresh blood dripping from my chin And I'm wearing someone elses skin I feel I have commited every sin.

I eat everything meaty From babies to scabies Cats and lamb racks Even something nice and cuddley Will end up twisted and bloody.

This may sound bad But do not be sad Be happy Be glad Im now tucking into my left hand.

Ace