User talk:Zarnacy the Maratrean Protoprophet

Beware bats. Travancus (talk) 16:12, 14 September 2011 (UTC)
 * It is written that Claretta will protect her protoprophet from all bats! Zarnacy the Maratrean Protoprophet (talk) 16:13, 14 September 2011 (UTC)
 * LOL!!!! The Goddess Maratrea (talk) 02:58, 22 September 2011 (UTC)
 * The Goddess needs her beauty rest, such that she may be fresh for Claretta when Ace is done with her. Good times tonight. The Goddess Maratrea (talk) 03:04, 22 September 2011 (UTC)
 * Indeed. This has been a blast! Zarnacy the Maratrean Protoprophet (talk) 03:05, 22 September 2011 (UTC)

SCREECH
SCREECH! MERE MORTAL (SCREECH), DO NOT DOUBT THE ACCURACY OF ROCKS. (SCREECH) BEWARE, OR YOU WILL BE SMITED. (flap, flap). TERROR TABA (talk) 14:40, 9 October 2011 (UTC)
 * But I am a prophet. I can fortell if a rock is coming at me and move out of the way. Zarnacy the Maratrean Protoprophet (talk) 14:52, 9 October 2011 (UTC)
 * Surely you can only foretell that if the gods let you know. So if they wing one at you and keep mum, you could be in trouble... -- PsyGremlin  15:00, 9 October 2011 (UTC)