Talk:Alan Keyes

I'd like a better source for Keyes' favorite tv show being ST:DS9. I'd also like to find a source where Keyes self-describes as "pro-family", to put right after the bit about him cutting off ties to his queer daughter. I'll try to remember to come back to this, but if someone beats me, that'd be fab. --jtl talk 22:04, 25 May 2007 (CDT)
 * I'm pretty sure Jeri Ryan was on Voyager, not DS9. --AKjeldsen 17:00, 5 June 2007 (CDT)
 * D'oh! There goes a great irony AND my geek cred. --jtl talk 18:05, 5 June 2007 (CDT)
 * You have to straighten out your nerd-masturbatory-fantasy memes.DocSock 19:04, 5 June 2007 (CDT)

WHAT A BITCH! StupidIdiot 00:02, 5 November 2007 (EST)
 * I agree. Elassint Throw things at me 00:03, 5 November 2007 (EST)
 * I need a shower after reading that... *shudders* he's like the sort of person who says "oral isn't sex." Duh, dumbass, it's called "oral sex" for a reason! When it comes to sexuality, Americans are ignorant with a capital E. --Eira 18:42, 12 December 2007 (EST)

Someone please find a way to add this quote: "Gun owners are pro-life because they protect the child in the womb." I think that he's very, very close to Randall Terry's position on abortion: just shoot the doctors.BassoonsAreSexy 21:59, 24 December 2007 (EST)
 * Can you paste in a ref for that here, to make the work easier? human  22:11, 24 December 2007 (EST)
 * http://rackjite.com/web/conservanazis.htm (bottom of second paragraph on Keyes); I generally find this site reliable, aside from its support of Hillary Clinton's opinion on a 'vast right wing conspiracy' BassoonsAreSexy 22:34, 25 December 2007 (EST)
 * I clumsily patched it in. You know, you can feel free to do that sort of thing, too.  Don't be nervous ;) human  23:41, 25 December 2007 (EST)
 * There actually _was_ a big, organized effort to Get Bill Clinton by Any Means Necessary, ya know. --Gulik 01:20, 26 December 2007 (EST)
 * Really? I am in NO way a fan of the right, but politicians are always looking for excuses.BassoonsAreSexy 14:37, 26 December 2007 (EST)

For everything horrible about him
This article does not mention the one cool thing about him. He's the only politician I've ever seen crowd surf. (This was back in 2000 when he was running for pres.) Researcher 23:40, 25 January 2009 (EST)
 * So add it, hopefully with a youtube ref?  ħ uman  23:58, 25 January 2009 (EST)
 * Finally got a round tuit. Researcher 00:32, 10 March 2009 (EDT)