Fun:2012 U.S. Presidential Election

Obama is an out-of-touch elitist, Michelle Bachmann is crazy, and Mitt Romney is a robot from the future sent to kill us all.

Every four years, two millionaires will compete to prove which has the better PR. On Tuesday, 6 November, 2012, the plucky challenger with tons of cash, Mitt " The Crusher" Romney, went head to head against the slightly less rich world heavyweight champeen Barack "Big Daddy" Obama. Despite putting up a good fight, Romney lost and Obama won a second consecutive championship term.

The books
Obama's double whammy of hits, Dreams from My Father and, erm, the other one... Hope... something? anyway, those two, helped raise his cash pile to a level that his opponent John McCain just couldn't match - his How I lost count of my houses unaccountably failed to make the bestseller lists. This time round, the boot is on the other shoe; Obama has no new book, while Romney's autobiography No Apology comes in two versions - one with romneycare and one without.