User talk:Phallus of Satan

''' Where is my fucking welcome?? '''

Did somebody say trouble?
We like a little mischief here. (And by "we" I mean "me".) -- 17:30, 4 February 2008 (EST)
 * I am a sock of Human...or maybe Bodhan/oscar.Phallus of Satan 17:32, 4 February 2008 (EST)
 * You mean you're not really a sock of Satan? :-(  -- 17:35, 4 February 2008 (EST)
 * Now, (and don't get me wrong), I'm not sure I know you. Are you Satan's PENIS or just a representation of said member? If the latter, welcome, if the former YOU SAID YOU'D CALL ME, YOU SON-OF-A-BITCH!
 * Warren Terra 17:36, 4 February 2008 (EST)
 * Didn't it occur to you that Satan's Phallus might be a LIAR?Phallus of Satan 17:40, 4 February 2008 (EST)
 * Well after the check bounced yeah, it did occur to me that maybe this wasn't "Mr Right". Still it was good enough for "Mr. Right NOW". Warren Terra 17:48, 4 February 2008 (EST)
 * You should see the other one, but I only take it out on special occasions, and you weren't one.Phallus of Satan 18:11, 4 February 2008 (EST)
 * He's a pig Warren, typical man. &mdash; Unsigned, by: My password is œ∑´®†¥¨ˆøπåß∂ƒ©˙∆˚¬Ω≈ç√∫˜µ / talk / contribs



D N S is coming
Be prepared gentlemen at a certain site.Phallus of Satan 17:12, 12 July 2008 (EDT)

Poke
Your Phallus has significantly engorged that we have upgraded your pants from user size to sysop size (and by we, I mean me). Please accept my apologies, here is your mop, your banhammer, and your Guide. 14:39, 7 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Fuck you! MUWAHAHAHAHA!!Phallus of Satan (talk) 14:44, 7 September 2009 (UTC)