User:JXZ

This is JXZ's page.

Serious Stuff
My name is JXZ because my first name is Jack, x and z are cool letters, and I was like, 9 when I made it up. I like to keep the same username, but on Steam, I'm JXZ98. I go with that when JXZ is already taken.

My Birthday
Is April 4.

A Thought
Creationist websites are actually rather funny if you think of them as parodies. I'm reading Answers in Genesis like this.

spelin
spelin is olny useful wen TRYIN 2 look smatr

Gibbyr, the language of Gibbryans
Often called "gibberish" by those disrespectful towards the language, Gibbyr is noted for its highly flexible syntax. Nearly any combination of words will be at least grammatically correct, if not contextually. For example, "Tueigmfib Yiwom qwsctfgvybh puo qidjh!!!!!" means "The earthly book disagrees by staring!!!!!" Also notable is that it is okay if a word is missing vowels, unless their exclusion would cause confusion, and the language's seeming overuse of contractions. These traits are typical of tribal languages.

Why evolution works
Following the logic of "a = a," things that have a tendency to continue existing and to make copies of themselves tend to continue to exist and to make copies of themselves. Following slightly less direct, but still good, logic, a larger population that has a greater likeliness to continue existing will use the resources that would otherwise go to things that are less likely to keep existing, eventually ending that type of thing.

The Bacon Conspiracy
Bacon is actually a horrible food. The bacon people put mind control nanobots in the bacon to make you think it's amazing. Their motive? Sell bacon. Only a few people are needed to put the nanobots in, and the manufacturer of the nanobots has no idea what they're for, so the chances of a leak in information are tiny.