User talk:The Goddess Masturbates

Your username is very long.-- 09:42, 8 February 2012 (UTC)

If it gets on your nerves too much, how about "The Goddess Masturbates"? And she wants you to watch. If you did, maybe you would not be bothered by the length of my username so much—you'd have much better things to be bothered about, young Alex! And I beheld the Goddess Masturbating.... Praise there be to that sacred sight! (talk) 09:47, 8 February 2012 (UTC)