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Summary
Artist's impression of an Unidentified flying object, circa late 1970s. The artist is prepared to swear on a stack of bibles that this image IS NOT a colorized version of this image, and is therefore based on eyewitness accounts. The depiction of a cloud-covered Earth below proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that the witnesses must have viewed the planet from an altitude of at least 2000 kilometers. Experts consider it likely that this image was devised using the same processes employed to fake the moon landing (though this in no way negates the existence of extra-terrestrials, Ancient astronauts, or Faster-than-light travel). Please note that the streak of light rising from the center of the disk DOES NOT represent a suspension cable, as UFOs are known to employ both anti-matter and hyper-spacial technology.

For more HIGHLY COMPELLING circumstantial evidence, see Poe's Law