User:SATAN IS MY GOD

Dark Lord, this is my promise to you, if you will grant me what I wish

I will join the Emerging Church movement, and become a leader of that movement, like your faithful servants Rob Bell and Brian McLaren, and through it lead many souls into your darkness, O Dark One

And if a child be born through my loins, I shall raise it to serve you and praise your name, O Dark One, and await the coming of our saviour, the Antichrist your Son.

Dark Lord, this is my offer; may you accept!