Fun:Cranioproctosis

Cranioproctosis is an unfortunate condition suffered by many in the pseudoscience movement. Symptoms include: And of course the canonical symptom:
 * Asserting that science is "closed-minded" because it does not accept Revealed Truth (which of course is open to everything other than Revealed Truth not being actually True).
 * Use of random science words such as "quantum" to assert that completely unrelated research somehow supports pseudoscience.
 * Anatomical dyslexia (i.e. inability to tell arse from elbow).
 * Having your head stuck firmly up your arse.