User talk:Doom Messiah/Archive1

Hi. Seems like you'll fit right in. :-) --Weirdstuff (talk) 11:57, 15 September 2013 (UTC)
 * Ha, thanks. Messiah of Doom ( For me, thou shalt fall) 11:59, 15 September 2013 (UTC)

Since you appear to be in the mood for getting to know people
So what heavy metal do you like? What kind of guitar do you play? Nullahnung (talk) 10:29, 16 September 2013 (UTC)
 * My favourite genres are alternative metal, doom metal (I mean, seriously, have you heard Mournful Congregation? They are fucking, just… woah), progressive metal (what I said about Mournful Congregation, but about Tool and Dream Theater), traditional heavy metal and EVH, AC/DC stuff, thrash metal and nu-metal (I hate the whole "tr00 kvlt m3t4l" thing, so I don't really mind this genre). I only really like black and death metal when it's mixed with other things (Fear Factory, for example), I'll listen to a bit of grind when I feel like a bit of a laugh, and I despise anything cheesy, glammy or "Dragonforce-y", except for stuff done deliberately, like Tenacious D. I've been playing classical guitar since I was a kid, but only started learning how to shred about a year ago, though I am quite happy with my progress. How about you? What kind of stuff are you into? Messiah of Doom- Unite with thy Oracle 11:18, 16 September 2013 (UTC)
 * I suck at guitar, personally. I think being able to play some songs is really cool, but I don't have the drive to practice.
 * As for what metal I like, I probably won't be able to cover everything here, but I'm good with anything melodic. That means I like the traditional heavy metal and NWOBHM (who doesn't?). Unlike you I love cheesy stuff (I even think Manowar is good :P), because it's hilarious and positive. So I like most of power metal (not Dragonforce, though), where my favourite is Blind Guardian. As for black and death, that's not so much my cup of tea (I do like the band Death, though). I like most of melodic death metal (Kalmah), though, and some vaguely melodic black metal (Einherjer). Thrash is really nice as well (Megadeth). Other bands I like: Pantera, King Diamond, Bal-Sagoth.
 * Anything that has good guitar work will make a good impression on me, so neoclassical (Necrophagist) and prog (Dream Theater) are cool too.
 * I don't really explore around as much as I should, though. I barely know anything about Doom, for example, so I'll check that out.
 * We also have an article about heavy metal here, if you want to read. Nullahnung (talk) 12:18, 16 September 2013 (UTC)
 * Yeah, thanks, I saw it. Have you ever considered getting guitar lessons? I know it's easy to say "nah, I jus gon just teach mah self coz I'm kewl like dat" (which is how I was for a while), but you honestly learn so many new skills. Also, if you try writing music, I find that playing it becomes so much more fun. I'm in a couple of bands and a solo project, and I have been in musical acts since I was 12. I could give you some tips on songwriting if you like? Messiah of Doom- Unite with thy Oracle (talk) 11:53, 24 September 2013 (UTC)
 * I got some very basic guitar lessons back before I was studying. Right now, my guitar is on the other side of the world while I'm over here studying, and I'll think about getting some more lessons once I can get back to it. I appreciate your offer and your tips, but I'm not going to take you up on it. You seem like someone with a large amount of musical talent and interest, so I wish you good luck in your musical endeavours. Nullahnung (talk) 19:16, 24 September 2013 (UTC)
 * Ah, ok. Just out of curiosity, what kind of guitar is it? I have a handmade Portuguese classical guitar, an Epiphone Vintage Sunburst Les Paul, a 1972 Takamine Explorer (used to be my dad's. It's extremely rare, because Takamine don't make electrics anymore), a White Falcon Gretsch (complete with the Bigsby bridge and everything) and an Ibanez GSR200M. So, yeah, as you can tell, I am quite the enthusiast. Sorry for "bragging" about my gear, by the way! Messiah of Doom- Unite with thy Oracle (talk) 00:45, 25 September 2013 (UTC)
 * Looks like you got quite the collection! I have a FOCUS 111s by KRAMER, got it from my teacher to start with. Nullahnung (talk) 17:10, 26 September 2013 (UTC)

Don't be so hard on yourself
I know it's difficult to have good self-esteem when romantic relationships seem impossible, and it's probably true that you could use some help in learning about how to interact more naturally with women. But don't be so hard on yourself! Lots of people have trouble when it comes to romance (myself included). When people like that IP say horrible things about you, remember that they're revealing more about themselves than they are about you. Wehpudicabok  [話]   [変]  10:34, 16 September 2013 (UTC)
 * Aw, thanks man. I really appreciate it. Also, is Knight of TL:DR always that mean? Or is it just towards me? Messiah of Doom- Unite with thy Oracle 11:21, 16 September 2013 (UTC)
 * I'll have more to say on this later (I'm off to a meeting at the moment), but I also feel you may have misconstrued my comment. My point wasn't that you were a "psychopath" or anything of the sort. Rather, I was trying to get the point across that I understand what it's like to have these issues, but I also understood that it was my responsibility to avoid creeping people out. - GrantC (talk) 14:33, 16 September 2013 (UTC)
 * You know, that previous comment didn't come across the right way either. Before you judge my comments, let me come back from my meeting and think about what I'm going to say here. Trying to pull things off the top of my head is just going to make me look like more of a twit. - GrantC (talk) 14:34, 16 September 2013 (UTC)
 * Right, okay. I used to have a lot of difficulty understanding social cues. My response to this was to set myself a schedule, so to speak. If I wanted to talk to someone, I would ask myself two things: 1) Has it been more than three days or so since I've spoken to them? 2) Do I have anything interesting to say? If the answer to both questions was "no", I would wait until that changed. Everyone deals with these things in different fashions, and after I got help (good on you for doing that) it became easier for me to understand these social cues. These days, I have no need for such arbitrary systems, and I just talk to people when it feels natural. I don't think I'm a creep, and neither do the people to whom I talk. If nobody else has called you a creep (and it's just you labelling yourself), you need to understand that you're the one you need to beat. Once you prioritize overcoming your own mind working against you and learn to address that, things will become far easier. Hope that helps. - GrantC (talk) 17:29, 16 September 2013 (UTC)
 * Thanks, that's actually really helpful. Also, I wasn't implying that you called me a psychopath, I was just pointing out that people seemed to think that, for whatever reason, I didn't think that my behaviour was very… I don't know, good? But anyway. Messiah of Doom- Unite with thy Oracle 07:28, 17 September 2013 (UTC)
 * I'm glad I could be of help! If you have any questions, feel free to ask away. - GrantC (talk) 15:54, 17 September 2013 (UTC)

Tax the rich more than the poor
I think you mean progressive taxation. I saw that your userpage invited someone to fix it, but I'm squeamish about messing with other people's stuff. Wehpudicabok  [話]   [変]  08:40, 19 October 2013 (UTC)
 * Ah, thanks a lot. You don't need to feel squeamish about changing my stuff if I already approve it. Thanks anyway. Why Weepest Thou? (talk) 08:48, 19 October 2013 (UTC)

I'm in your base, killing all of your doods.
I must applaud your taste in so bad it's good webcomics.--The Madman (talk) 12:55, 20 October 2013 (UTC)The Madman
 * And I must applaud you in your taste in Lego. I mean, seriously, who in their right mind would replace something like Bionicle with shit like Hero Factory? Anyway, you seem pretty cool. Nice to meet you. Why Weepest Thou? (talk) 01:20, 21 October 2013 (UTC)

LANCB
With your new super powers, you should have NO problem LANCB! Reckless Noise Symphony (talk) 11:27, 9 January 2014 (UTC)
 * Haha, you're fucked now XD Impurity is the secret Unite with thy oracle Dolan.png 11:30, 9 January 2014 (UTC)
 * I wouldn't have it any other way :p Reckless Noise Symphony (talk) 11:30, 9 January 2014 (UTC)

Nice shiney trick
Good trick with the username - I will scratch you with an gas tank. Props. --Drang (talk) 20:40, 15 February 2014 (UTC)
 * Ummm… what? Anyway, thanks. Impurity is the secret Unite with thy oracle Dolan.png 11:14, 16 February 2014 (UTC)


 * Hey, Messiah, as your name doesn't seem to be here, so I assume you aren't comfortable with that info being out. I'm not sure how to talk on this site, but hey. &mdash; Unsigned, by: Batcavewifi / talk / contribs
 * Hey Noah. Remember to sign posts using four squiggles (like this ~ ). Also, to create new sections, you can either go "Add topic/new section" or whatever it's called, or put the title of the section between four equals signs (i.e. == Section Title == ). Anyway, hope you like the Wiki! Impurity is the secret Unite with thy oracle Dolan.png 01:22, 4 March 2014 (UTC)


 * oh ok thanks I think this is working Batcavewifi (talk) 11:43, 4 March 2014 (UTC)
 * So, would you like any help editing? MESSIAH OF DOOM  Why weepest thou? Dolan.png 11:45, 4 March 2014 (UTC)

From now on
To tell me how awesome I am, go here. To tell me stuff regarding RationalWiki, go here. To tell me how much of a cunt I am, go here, and to talk to me about music and other miscellaneous stuff, go here. These are also where you will find old conversations, as I'm a special snowflake, and do not use my talk page anymore. Impurity is the secret Unite with thy oracle 03:52, 24 February 2014 (UTC)
 * "From now on ..." No?
 * Also: Complement (definition): a thing that contributes extra features to something else in such a way as to improve or emphasize its quality. Think you might mean ''Compl i ments. Scream!! (talk) 12:33, 3 March 2014 (UTC)
 * 1) What do you mean "no"?
 * 2) Thanks. If you ever see a mistake like that, feel free to just correct it, and if you made a mistake, I'll change it back. Cheers. Impurity is the secret Unite with thy oracle Dolan.png 01:14, 4 March 2014 (UTC)

Your talk page policy is just so much arse. AMassiveGay (talk) 13:10, 19 March 2014 (UTC)
 * One hates to intrude on your gentle attack of OCD but unfortunately your talk page policy also violates the spirit and letter of the community guidelines around talkpages. Is there any reason (excluding OCD) that you want everything kept seperate? Tielec01 (talk) 08:12, 20 March 2014 (UTC)
 * Yes. For one thing, it doesn't mean that I get a new message thing, and then I'm like "holy shit, something important!", and then it's just some guy saying "you made a grammar mistake", and I'm like "oh." Also, I don't really see how this violates the community guidelines. Could you please clarify? MESSIAH OF DOOM  A sea on earth is a sea of tears Dolan.png 08:57, 20 March 2014 (UTC)
 * It probably doesn't. But it makes you looks like a demanding prick. I like it. Holler if you want to learn more about alienating as many people as possible while nonetheless maintaining a thin veneer or respectability. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]]100x100 anarchy symbol.svg 06:54, 21 March 2014 (UTC)

"Talk pages (including user talk as well as article talk pages) and other discussion pages, such as debates or the Saloon bar, are community property. They must not be deleted, nor protected, although they can be archived periodically. Similarly, users should not delete or change another user's comments on a talk or discussion page, with the following exception"

"Occasionally discussions may be moved from one talk page to a more appropriate location, by copying and deleting it from the original page and pasting it at the new page. It is important to provide a link to the new location, which can be done using the "movedfrom" and "movedto" templates."Tielec01 (talk) 04:06, 25 March 2014 (UTC)
 * Meh. These aren't rules, they're guidelines. As long as you're not being disruptive and it's clear what's going on (as in you leave links to where you imperiously demand people address you in such and such a manner), you're all good. Also, Aspergers. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]]100x100 anarchy symbol.svg 04:26, 25 March 2014 (UTC)
 * I also don't see a huge problem in this. While I personally wouldn't consider setting up my talk page like this (ease of use and all that), is it really an issue provided he maintains the links to the other pages, as Nutty mentions? I mean if we really wanted to get into the "letter of the law" idea, he could just ignore any posts on his talk page and exclusively respond on his page of choice anyways, which would probably be far more annoying than the current arrangement. Admittedly, the idea of him moving talk page posts from this location to the other pages might be a bit more questionable, but still, what's the harm in this case? The "spirit of the law" seems to remain intact. - Grant (Talk) 05:00, 25 March 2014 (UTC)
 * Look, I'm not hiding or changing anything anybody said. I'm not censoring anybody, and I'm not fucking around. I just have a more organised system- and since they're all subpages of my Talk Page, it's hardly moving- it's probably closer to "archiving", I guess. Also, what about Aspergers? MESSIAH OF DOOM  Deserved doom shall be unto you Dolan.png 05:12, 25 March 2014 (UTC)
 * For more honest discussion see here. Acei9 06:13, 25 March 2014 (UTC)
 * Yes… most amusing indeed… MESSIAH OF DOOM  Yo mum's gonna get in trouble- wit mah painis! Dolan.png 09:11, 25 March 2014 (UTC)

I'm sure that everybody will be happy to follow your instructions. But you instructions may lack clarity for some of your admirers in respect of borderline cases. Suppose that I want so say that you have done something well, but also want to include some criticism - in which page should I post it?

Large numbers of other people may want to post something about RW but also make reference to something which might be considered "miscellaneous". As nobody would want to ignore your instructions could you clarify what should be done in such circumstances and also clarify "miscellaneous"? Thank you.--Coffee (talk) 13:09, 6 April 2014 (UTC)
 * Essentially, whatever the overarching idea of the post is defines where it goes- if you want to say overall that I did well, but that I could improve somewhat, that would go under complements. If it was talking about a matter occurring at RationalWiki, with a bit about whatever, since the main thing is about RW, it would go on that page. Hope that clears it up a bit. MESSIAH OF DOOM  Be judged by your suicidal desire Dolan.png 20:17, 6 April 2014 (UTC)

E-mail
E. Mail. PowderSmokeAndLeather (talk) 00:14, 25 February 2014 (UTC)
 * Please, put your comments on the appropriate pages. This one should go here. Sorry, I know it's a strange system. I'll check my email now. Impurity is the secret Unite with thy oracle Dolan.png 00:20, 25 February 2014 (UTC)

Accidental revert
Shit, sorry about that. I had a few windows open and accidentally clicked on "rollback" while trying to switch to this one. I did not actually intend to rollback your edits... - Grant (Talk) 05:33, 24 February 2014 (UTC)
 * That's cool. Do you like the new system? Also, can please say something on the "U wot m8" page, just so there's more than a lonely red link? That'd be great, thanks. Impurity is the secret Unite with thy oracle Dolan.png 06:21, 24 February 2014 (UTC)
 * I think it's an interesting idea. I'm not sure I would go with it myself because my memory is sketchy at best, and I doubt I would remember to keep track of the various pages. Heh. - Grant (Talk) 15:03, 24 February 2014 (UTC)
 * Yeah, and I guess now I have to actually check my watchlist to see if anybody's trying to say something, instead of having it just instantly pop up with "New messages". However, with my OCD, it just felt kinda… refreshing, I guess, to get it all organised. Impurity is the secret Unite with thy oracle Dolan.png 21:57, 24 February 2014 (UTC)
 * Fair enough. For me, I would rather have an empty watchlist than an organized talk page, but whatever floats your boat is good. This seems like a neat way of organizing things. - Grant (Talk) 22:06, 24 February 2014 (UTC)

I hate you
You're a bastard and I hate you! There, no more red link. I thought I would at least make the post thematically appropriate. :P - Grant (Talk) 15:03, 24 February 2014 (UTC)
 * Thanks, ya fuckin' son of a maggot-munching whore! XD Impurity is the secret Unite with thy oracle Dolan.png 21:54, 24 February 2014 (UTC)

On the subject of the WBC
What's your opinion on the outcasts of the church who had previously gone into funerals etc? Are all members of the WBC the same in your eyes, or are the ones that have left the church better, even though they had previously participated? Batcavewifi (talk) 11:47, 4 March 2014 (UTC)
 * Well, I personally believe that people can change, and that letting shit go ad forgiving people is key. I mean, fuck, with all the bad shit I've done (*cough* GoddessElisa *cough*), I'd be a bit of a hypocrite not to! And not only that, but you've got to understand that these people were practically brainwashed with that shit- could you imagine suddenly just saying "nope" to everything your parents had taught you? That takes a fair amount of courage, in my opinion. By the way, mention the GoddessElisa thing, and I will block the shit out of you ;) MESSIAH OF DOOM  Impurity is the secret Dolan.png 11:57, 4 March 2014 (UTC)
 * haha ok. Interesting statements! :) talk to you later Batcavewifi (talk) 13:20, 4 March 2014 (UTC)
 * Yeah. By the way, I should be fully recovered from the operation by Monday. MESSIAH OF DOOM  Why weepest thou? Dolan.png 13:25, 4 March 2014 (UTC)
 * oh that's good, it's been really boring without you Batcavewifi (talk) 12:54, 5 March 2014 (UTC)

EC - Edit Conflict
As the subject suggests, "EC" means "edit conflict". It's generally written when an edit conflict occurs, as conflicts can muddle up the order of posts. On busy pages, there may not be time to amend a post to account for the additional information/comments introduced by the conflicting edit before yet another edit is made (and a further conflict occurs), so it's often quicker and easier to write "EC" and leave it to the reader to infer the order in which the posts were actually written. - Grant (Talk) 16:20, 8 March 2014 (UTC)
 * Ah, okay. And on a completely unrelated note, you should really listen to this band. They are an acquired taste, but they are also very awesome. Just so you know what you're in for, it's a style of music called funeral doom metal. It is made up of slow, melancholy guitar harmonies, soft, beautiful acoustic guitar, and power-chords, combined with vocals that are either in the form of mysterious, chilling whispers, or atonal Church-like chants, or absolutely soul-shredding growls and screams. Oh, and the songs are between 10 and 35 minutes long. It fucking kicks arse. Please, get back to me on what you think of the band- but listen a few times before making a judgement, because as I said, they are very much an acquired taste. MESSIAH OF DOOM  A sea on earth is a sea of tears Dolan.png 16:31, 8 March 2014 (UTC)
 * I will check it out when I have some free time, as I'm always open to new experiences. This is fairly far off my typical style of music, however, so I make no promises about whether I'll enjoy it. :P - Grant (Talk) 17:30, 9 March 2014 (UTC)

DEY DERK ER JERBS
Is that thing in your bio a reference to South Park? Batcavewifi (talk) 13:27, 8 March 2014 (UTC)
 * Yeah. I've only seen a couple of episodes, though, and personally sort of prefer Family Guy. MESSIAH OF DOOM  The epitome of Gods and Men alike Dolan.png 15:34, 8 March 2014 (UTC)

Your story RE: woman
Hi mate, I just read your story about asking a woman out for a date on TL;DR's page - is it total unvarnished truth? I'm just wondering how horrible a person has to be to act like that. Tielec01 (talk) 04:18, 19 March 2014 (UTC)
 * Yes, unfortunately, that's pretty much exactly what she said. Yeah, that was one shitty frigging day. I got over her sometime throughout December, though, and now have a much more beautiful and kind girlfriend, so I guess all's well. Haven't bothered talking to her- I figured that if she wanted to apologise or anything, I would be willing to forgive, but I shouldn't have to talk to somebody who can say something like that and not even think anything of it. As a side note, could you please put comments on the appropriate sub-talkpages, which can be found at the top of the page? I'm gonna move this one now. MESSIAH OF DOOM  What is this that stands before me? Dolan.png 10:03, 19 March 2014 (UTC)

Hey dude, you're an awesome guy
I just wanted to stop by and say thank you for your kind words during the Knight kerfuffle. 07:33, 27 March 2014 (UTC)
 * Aw, thanks, that means so much to hear from you! Just so you know, I'm gonna be honest here, Knight was actually quite a bit out of line with that one. So, how's everything else been going? MESSIAH OF DOOM  Deserved doom shall be unto you Dolan.png 10:33, 27 March 2014 (UTC)
 * Not too bad. I'm trying to focus on the sorts of tasks that often get overlooked around here, e.g. suggested pages on the to-do list, orphaned pages, votes for deletion, etc.  Trying to work on areas that won't launch another emotionally exhausting argument, basically.  As for my personal life, I am Officially Out at work, and everybody's cool with it, which is a major relief :)   03:03, 28 March 2014 (UTC)

Because having a conversation through blocks is weird
My IRL life isn't bad. I'm looking into starting HRT soon, which would be a very big step and probably a relief for me psychologically, but I'm not sure if it's in the cards for me right now financially. Transition is the focus of my life right now; everything else is essentially just on hold. (Though I confess I have an idea for a webcomic I've been bouncing around in the back of my brain for a while now...)  07:44, 6 April 2014 (UTC)
 * Is HRT hormone replacement? Because if so, that's great! How exactly does it work, and what does it do, by the way? Also, what's your idea for the thing? MESSIAH OF DOOM  Why weepest thou? Dolan.png 10:59, 6 April 2014 (UTC)
 * Yep, that's it exactly. How it works is that I'll take antiandrogens which will reduce the effects of testosterone, and estrogen and other hormones which will have a ton of effects.  Yay... Mainly making me look more like a cisgender woman.  And also be able to smell stuff.  My nose hardly works at all right now, but trans women apparently get a SUPER SENSE OF SMELL or so I've heard.  So that's cool.


 * My idea for the webcomic is kinda complicated... Some parts of it are similar to Homestuck; have you read that?  Because it would make it significantly easier to explain.


 * Listen, do you have a Skype or something? I feel like it would be easier to talk in real-time.  Also, happy birthday!   07:42, 8 April 2014 (UTC)
 * Nah, I've never even heard of Homestuck. The only web comics I really know are Dolan comics (which are more meme then comic) and a couple of porn ones. I just made a Skype account, but I can't set up webcam- we'll still be able to IM though. My Skype name is just MessiahOfDoom, and my "real" name is also Messiah of Doom. What's your Skype name, so I can send you a request thingy? MĖSSIÅH ØF DØØM  Please don't breathe Dolan.png 12:37, 8 April 2014 (UTC)
 * Oh, and as a side note, are you planning on doing all of the other surgery stuff (voice, facial hair, et cetera) that goes with it, or just the hormone part? MĖSSIÅH ØF DØØM  Impurity is the secret Dolan.png 13:13, 8 April 2014 (UTC)
 * I'm princessamy49. Yeah, it's a silly name, but I like silly girly stuff ;)


 * I'd prefer to talk more about my transition there as it's kinda personal.  03:06, 9 April 2014 (UTC)

Your sig
One of the talk choices (wheeee!) is missing a undefined tag. Alec Sanderson (talk) 03:44, 9 April 2014 (UTC)
 * Okay. Fixed now. MĖSSIÅH ØF DØØM  Wired were the eyes of a horse on a jet pilot Dolan.png 04:36, 9 April 2014 (UTC)

For fuck's sake
Wait... where do we go to tell you your talk-page policy is shit? Tielec01 (talk) 08:08, 9 April 2014 (UTC)
 * That would go under "RationalStuff". Now quit fucking with my talk page. MĖSSIÅH ØF DØØM  Wired were the eyes of a horse on a jet pilot Dolan.png 08:25, 9 April 2014 (UTC)


 * Where does Dolan go? 08:27, 9 April 2014 (UTC)
 * Fak u waeseliod. MĖSSIÅH ØF DØØM  A sea on earth is a sea of tears Dolan.png 08:28, 9 April 2014 (UTC)

Just a point
The more irate you get over people not using a non-obligatory arbitrary system that you're imposing, the more people are not going to follow it. bomination 09:00, 9 April 2014 (UTC)
 * Zackly, it's simply too hard to resist. -- MtD Notorious Sodomite   09:04, 9 April 2014 (UTC)

I am going to start fucking deleting your comments, because I'm fucking sick of cleaning up after you all.
Actually long fucking standing RW policy prevents fucking deletion of user comments, even on fucking talkpages. Fucking. Acei9 10:03, 9 April 2014 (UTC)
 * It was a fucking empty fucking threat, and more of an outlet for my fucking rage I'm fucking feeling right fucking now. MĖSSIÅH ØF DØØM  And joyously screams out its pain Dolan.png 10:05, 9 April 2014 (UTC)
 * If you feel stressed, take a rest. When you rest, you are a king surveying your estate. Look at the woodland, the peacocks on the lawn. Be the king, of your own calm kingdom. Acei9 10:08, 9 April 2014 (UTC)
 * But my kingdom can never  be calm with people touching its talk page. MĖSSIÅH ØF DØØM  Be judged by your suicidal desire Dolan.png 10:13, 9 April 2014 (UTC)
 * . . . why? 12:09, 9 April 2014 (UTC)
 * Look, all I'm asking for is that everything is perfectly exact. MĖSSIÅH ØF DØØM  And joyously screams out its pain Dolan.png 12:20, 9 April 2014 (UTC)

policy failure
Not really working is it &mdash; Unsigned, by: AMassiveGay / talk / contribs
 * -_-  MĖSSIÅH ØF DØØM  Yo mum's gonna get in trouble- wit mah painis! Dolan.png 11:57, 9 April 2014 (UTC)

RW Policy
You realy should read this:

"Your talk:user page, however, can be edited by anyone and you may not delete items from this page, obvious trolling or spam excepted. (Although you may archive them periodically.) The reason for this rule is to prevent the retrospective re-writing of history which has been known to happen at other Wiki projects."

And this:

"A user's talk page, like any other talk page on the site, is public and does not belong to the user. However, users are permitted to delete posts from their own talk pages at their discretion, being responsible for any abuse of this permission. Users who believe their comments have been removed unjustifiably can take their case to the Chicken Coop or All Things in Moderation, rather than edit-warring over the removal."

If you feel the site policies are wrong or need to be amended for you should take it up on this page before acting unilaterally. --Bob"I think you'll find it's more complicated than that." 13:45, 9 April 2014 (UTC)
 * I'm not deleting any comments- everything that has been said still exists and is only one click away. I am simply copypasting things and making them more organised. I am not rewriting history at all, and "fucking deleting" thing is little more than an empty threat. I am not violating any part of the community standards. I am essentially archiving, but instead of by time, I am doing it by content. 14:01, 9 April 2014 (UTC)
 * No, it is not "only one click away." You want your talk page content put onto one of four subpages. Which one has what I'm looking for? Until I look at all of them, I'm not sure. You seem to have a bit of a Streisand effect going on here, where your insistence on your special system is attracting trolls. Naturally, you are free to do as you like, but IMO the system seems more special for its own sake than useful to your interlocutors. Sprocket J Cogswell (talk) 14:35, 9 April 2014 (UTC)
 * You should remember that your talk page does not belong to you but to the community. If you wish to change the community standards then you should take it up on the community standards talk page which I have linked to above. In terms of the guideline you are deleting stuff from your talkpage.  You should only do this in respect of abusive content.--Bob"I think you'll find it's more complicated than that." 18:51, 9 April 2014 (UTC)

Talk page
Ooh, I'm using your talk page!!! Whatchu gonna do lol?

A solulu for your talk page issues
Create a template of your desired subpage (with the "{" symbol), and replace your actual talk page with this template, as well as __NONEWSECTIONLINK__. This will transclude the subpage to your talk page, and disallow people from creating sections to your talk page proper. Then, add __NEWSECTIONLINK__ to the subpage, as seen here (I made this page in your user space, you can delete it if you wish). Following that, click on the newly added "Add topic" function next to the edit tab, and copy the URL. This will let you make an Add topic of your own for your subpage. Visit the subpage I created to see how it works. With this, you can create your own "talk page" that is visually almost indistinct from any other user talk page on the wiki, and will be accessible largely in the same manner as other talk pages, but will not generate yellow-orange notification boxes everytime it is edited (since every edit to your talk page will actually be an edit to the transluded subpage). I haven't followed this affair very closely, but I assume that's what you want.-- "Shut up, Brx." 17:58, 9 April 2014 (UTC)
 * Checking the source of the subpage I created for you should give you all the info you need to do as I suggested-- "Shut up, Brx." 18:00, 9 April 2014 (UTC)
 * Brx, thanks so much for helping me on this, but I think I'll just go back to doing it the way everybody else does it. It has come to my attention that, like, 90% of editors here just think I'm being an obsessive arsehole for this, and I don't like it when people don't like me, and I'm sick of all the fucking drama. So, I guess I'll just put it all back. 22:38, 9 April 2014 (UTC)

90% of editors here just think I'm being an obsessive arsehole for this...etc....
"...and I don't like it when people don't like me" Na, nothing like that. When you wave the flag though, people come a running. Nothing to do with dislike. Grow a beard and listen to some electro EP's. You'll feel better. Acei9 08:05, 10 April 2014 (UTC)
 * What is your point? 08:17, 10 April 2014 (UTC)
 * Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else takes you that seriously, you shouldn't take anyone else that seriously either...least of all yourself. Chin up and all that. Now I must rinse. Acei9 08:22, 10 April 2014 (UTC)
 * Ah, right. [Edit conflict- and I had to scroll down ages- see how shit the standard system is?]. 08:24, 10 April 2014 (UTC)
 * "see how shit the standard system is?" Or you could do what normal people do and just, you know, suck it up. Acei9 08:26, 10 April 2014 (UTC)
 * No. Fuck normal people and fuck sucking shit up. 08:27, 10 April 2014 (UTC)
 * Prepare for a difficult life then. Good luck old chap. Acei9 08:28, 10 April 2014 (UTC)
 * K. 08:30, 10 April 2014 (UTC)
 * How would having four talk pages instead of one prevent edit conflicts? If you want to avoid them, there's this thing which a few editors use.  08:35, 10 April 2014 (UTC)
 * It wouldn't. I just wouldn't have to scroll for, like, 46085323799 minutes trying to find my place. 08:38, 10 April 2014 (UTC)

You fucking Tool
A Tool fan, are you? Really? Surely you know these guys are much better. Reckless Noise Symphony (talk) 08:14, 10 April 2014 (UTC)
 * Lol nope. Tool > everything else on earth ever. 08:20, 10 April 2014 (UTC)
 * Bullshit!!! Damn kids these days, not knowing better music than Tool exists..... Could be much worse, I suppose. It could be Puddle of Mudd or other such nonsense. Reckless Noise Symphony (talk) 08:24, 10 April 2014 (UTC)
 * See Tool live. Then tell me that anything could ever be better than Tool. 08:25, 10 April 2014 (UTC)
 * Wow, that was awkwardly worded. 08:26, 10 April 2014 (UTC)
 * Fuck Tool. Listen to Ministry instead. Acei9 08:27, 10 April 2014 (UTC)
 * If someone gave me the chance, I would gladly fuck Tool- though that might be considered bestiality, considering they are alien-Gods, and I'm a lowly human. 08:29, 10 April 2014 (UTC)
 * Reckless Noise Symphony (talk) 08:32, 10 April 2014 (UTC)
 * Video's not loading. 08:37, 10 April 2014 (UTC)
 * Then you are NOT worthy. Or try a video that is likely not blocked in your region like the other one might be. 75.72.230.174 (talk) 08:42, 10 April 2014 (UTC)

Try this
Acei9 08:44, 10 April 2014 (UTC)
 * First, listen to these guys. 08:46, 10 April 2014 (UTC)
 * no. Acei9 08:48, 10 April 2014 (UTC)
 * Yes. 08:50, 10 April 2014 (UTC)

Trying to leave you a compliment
Hi I want to leave you a compliment but I can't find the part of userspace that you partitioned off for this. I preferred your talk-page back when it was neatly organised. Sincerely, Tielec01 (talk) 02:29, 11 April 2014 (UTC)
 * I've gone back to the bad good ol' fashion normal talk page system, wherein people just post shit on the actual page. I'm not using the others anymore. Unless you are being a smartarse, in which case, shut the fuck up, we've finished with that drama. Otherwise, just leave your comment here! 03:25, 11 April 2014 (UTC)

It could be worse...
My talk page is filled with reams and reams of BoNs bitching about quantum consciousness and other pseudoscience. Be happy your biggest problem is dealing with a poorly optimized talk page! ;) - Grant (talk) 04:37, 11 April 2014 (UTC)
 * I guess :) 05:43, 11 April 2014 (UTC)

"Okay, so a genuine legal threat has been made."
I'm not going to re-do the block, but I will point out that anonymous IP editors saying things on a webpage does not meet any really meaningful definition of a "genuine legal threat." It could very well be that that the guy behind the IP is actually the guy two tables over at the coffeeshop just having some fun. The level of response that most of the community engages in, telling some guy to fuck off and begging him to sue us, does no favors to anyone if he turns out to be legit. TeenageWasteland (talk) 13:47, 15 April 2014 (UTC)
 * Okay. He did not answer the question or co-operate, so, really, we've done all we can, and like you say, by having community members just wildly go off at him, we're just sinking ourselves into a deeper hole. So yeah, go ahead if you want.  00:30, 16 April 2014 (UTC)

Well it was Punk:15 in the morning......
No need to thank me! Reckless Noise Symphony (talk) 10:51, 16 April 2014 (UTC)
 * Nice, but I'm on more of a weird over-dramatic prog metal mood right now. 10:55, 16 April 2014 (UTC)
 * Turn that shit off and throw this awesomeness into your speaker system. THen crank up to full volume. Reckless Noise Symphony (talk) 10:59, 16 April 2014 (UTC)
 * Hmm… I can't really get into MDC, to be honest. Try this. 11:33, 16 April 2014 (UTC)

New signature
Your new signature is messing up the flow of the pages you comment on now. FYI if it was unintentional. 192․168․1․42 (talk) 02:37, 19 April 2014 (UTC)
 * Oh, yeah, I messed up, but I had to go out IRL before I had time to fix it. It's all better now. 07:52, 19 April 2014 (UTC)

That signature
I'm sure it will be absolutely beautiful when it works correctly :P-- Mikal |  lakiM  03:33, 19 April 2014 (UTC)
 * Oh, it is, don't you worry about that! :) 07:50, 19 April 2014 (UTC)

You're NOT allowed to LANCB
You're the first person here who I've been able to have a music discussion with in for fucking EVER!!! Please reconsider, if only for the sake of keeping RationalWiki from becoming a Justin Bieber fan. |m| Reckless Noise Symphony (talk) 11:04, 19 April 2014 (UTC)
 * Well, nothing's certain at the moment, but I have fucked quite a few things up IRL because of RationalWiki. I mean, I understand what you mean, and I guess it's possible that I may stay, but no promises. Besides, we can still email each other. Oh, and as a side note- why do want to make love to me? 11:07, 19 April 2014 (UTC)

Dolan! Y u do dis?
What is Dolan supposed to be doing or not supposed to be doing? 11:20, 19 April 2014 (UTC)
 * He's supposed to be replacing the RW logo in the top corner when you visit my user or talk page, but for some reason, he wasn't, so I got rid of him. 11:54, 19 April 2014 (UTC)
 * He was there when I looked. 12:05, 19 April 2014 (UTC)
 * Heh. That's odd. 12:15, 19 April 2014 (UTC)

Genius plural ...
&hellip; is "geniuses", see [|the OED]. It's only genii when referring to "a spirit associated with a particular person, place, or institution" (genius loci?). Scream!! (talk) 09:39, 4 May 2014 (UTC)
 * Really? Well, shit. Now I feel stupid. 09:53, 4 May 2014 (UTC)
 * Heh, after doing some research, apparently it should generally only be "genii" when speaking in Latin, or referring to Roman deities- anglicised, it should be geniuses. That's actually kinda interesting, thanks. 09:57, 4 May 2014 (UTC)
 * I'm a bit of a "Grammar Nazi" myself and have to hold back from correcting folk all the time. (the "less-fewer" thing's a favourite) Scream!! (talk) 10:33, 4 May 2014 (UTC)
 * My big one is "who" and "whom". 11:50, 4 May 2014 (UTC)

N00b.
Don't. Acei9 08:50, 8 May 2014 (UTC)
 * Nobody ever uses it seriously anymore anyways. I wouldn't care too much. Nullahnung (talk) 09:40, 8 May 2014 (UTC)
 * Fuck off. It is dumb and demeaning to both the poster and reader. My sensibilities have been assaulted Punishment must metered out, Acei9 09:59, 8 May 2014 (UTC)
 * meted* (Or was that intentional? I can't even tell anymore, I need a break from the internet.) Nullahnung (talk) 10:05, 8 May 2014 (UTC)
 * Yeah you're right. Either way, the point remains the Same. Acei9 10:07, 8 May 2014 (UTC)
 * K. 12:19, 8 May 2014 (UTC)
 * Just to be clear, what sort of punishment should I be expecting? 12:36, 8 May 2014 (UTC)

My bloody Mongoose
What did he ever do to you, man? He just lays around being a bloody mongoose and you have to go and want to destroy him. I for one am appalled by your mistreatment of bloody mongeese (mongooses?) and am not going to do a damn thing about it. Hugs and (French) kisses, Crustacean27 (talk) 15:33, 8 May 2014 (UTC)
 * Okay. 21:02, 8 May 2014 (UTC)
 * A crystallized airplane that only comes out at twilight would be pretty cool... So thanks for doing that Crustacean27 (talk) 16:09, 12 May 2014 (UTC)

Hey loser
Testing out my sig
 * To the Batcave! It has free wifi! (talk)
 * You can also make the "free wifi" part link to your talk page- tick the box, then go To the Batcave- It has free wifi! . So yeah. Then you'll end up with this:
 * "To the Batcave- It has free wifi!. Also, if you wanna make it as kewl as mine, just ask, and I'll show you some shit you can do. 07:17, 12 May 2014 (UTC)

You're a chill dude, dude.
You got good opinions and shizz. &mdash; Unsigned, by: MoD's friend / talk / contribs
 * Hey Jake! You forgot to sign with the ~ . I am many disappoint. Make an account. 09:26, 14 May 2014 (UTC)
 * Hey fgt. How's this? 124.148.43.156 (talk) 09:29, 14 May 2014 (UTC)
 * Much better. Just don't do that thing with the headings. That was confusing. 10:18, 14 May 2014 (UTC)
 * Also, as a side note, I'd be a bit careful with using terms like fgt on here. While I know that you're not homophobic (being pan and everything), other people night not be aware of this, and may give you some shit for it. So yeah, just be careful. 10:21, 14 May 2014 (UTC)

Block log
13:53, 17 May 2014 (UTC)
 * I don't see any image, which is make me sad. Doomsig1.jpg \m/ESSIAH  13:54, 17 May 2014 (UTC)
 * Cheer up. What's with blocking yourself with a bunch of weird violent messages?  13:55, 17 May 2014 (UTC)
 * Well, for one thing, I'm bored as fuck, can't get to sleep, have already fapped three times, and nobody's doing anything. And also, most of them are song lyrics. Doomsig1.jpg \m/ESSIAH  13:57, 17 May 2014 (UTC)

Self reflection is a thing. At least pretend you care a tiny bit about the people around you and stop acting like such an attention starved child. Thanks. Nutty Roux (talk) 14:18, 17 May 2014 (UTC)
 * What? Doomsig1.jpg \m/ESSIAH  14:26, 17 May 2014 (UTC)
 * Judging by the inappropriate and unwelcome rambling long-form emails I've gotten from you, I am somehow unsurprised by your response. Nutty Roux (talk) 15:31, 17 May 2014 (UTC)
 * Look, I'm exhausted, I'm not making the connections- I said I was just doing that because boredom, then you come along talking about self-reflection and attention whoring and stuff. I didn't understand what that had to do with anything, and so you decided to bring up my email history? Look, I will stop talking to you and leave you alone, provided you do the same for me. Thank you. Doomsig1.jpg \m/ESSIAH  19:42, 17 May 2014 (UTC)

It begins
And thus begins MoD's assault on the editing records. Let it be known that the Portuguese language started it all. Soon, we will all start wondering how Tool and doom metal got linked together ...

More seriously, do you think doom and sludge are close to each other? I've been listening to Pissed Jeans which I thought was sludge metal, but it seems SO far from doom. I'm getting micro-sub-genre dysphasia (look it up, it is or will be a real diagnosis some day). MarmotHead (talk) 13:09, 22 May 2014 (UTC)
 * When it comes to sludge, it really depends on the band- while I would say that there are plenty of sludge bands where the doom influence isn't necessarily obvious, there is a still usually a clear family tie, in the atmosphere and riffage- I haven't heard of Pissed Jeans, but you should check out Eyehategod, Burning Witch and Khanate. They've all been called sludge at some point and have some pretty clear doom present in their sound. Doomsig1.jpg \m/ESSIAH  13:15, 22 May 2014 (UTC)
 * With Eyehategod it now makes sense. My tastes don't tend quite to doom, I guess. I live more in the punk/metal boundary with forays into Kylesa (pretty atmospheric, at times), Mastodon, and KENmode as well as various metalcore bands (which makes me anathema to true metalheads, I know). So, it's not doom, but what about stoner oriented bands like True Widow (obscure, but contemplative and metallic)? Do they fit your tastes too? Disclaimer: I think I'm band-name-dropping to, in part, look cool, so discount my knowledge as appropriate. MarmotHead (talk) 13:34, 22 May 2014 (UTC)
 * You don't need to worry about "true metal"-ness with me- the very term gives me shudders. I must say, I haven't heard of many of those bands except for Mastodon, but I'll check them out, because they sound pretty cool. For stoner stuff, you should check out Om. They're kinda mystical sounding, which is actually pretty interesting. Another band I think might also be to your tastes is Teeth of Lions Rule the Divine. They're drone doom, but also very sludgey and stoner-ish- which I find kinda funny, considering the harsh anti-drug lyrics. So yeah, let me know if you like them. Oh, and on band name dropping- don't worry, I do that all the time, especially when I'm with other musicians :) Doomsig1.jpg \m/ESSIAH  11:03, 23 May 2014 (UTC)

your turn to check skype
and eventually we will actually manage to have a conversation again despite being in nearly opposite timezones... 09:30, 31 May 2014 (UTC)

Here
Enjoy having your name plastered all over RC for a little while.-- Mie kal  16:42, 14 June 2014 (UTC)
 * I always do! Anyway, thanks mate. DØØM MĖSSIÅH   I am complete Dolan.png 22:31, 14 June 2014 (UTC)

Doom Messiah
I had no idea you were a Warhammer fan. Cheers, buddy! Reckless Noise Symphony (talk) 10:27, 15 June 2014 (UTC)
 * Wow- I wasn't before, but now that you've linked me to them, they actually sound really cool! Small world! MĖSSIÅH ØF DØØM   What is this that stands before me? Dolan.png 10:33, 15 June 2014 (UTC)

dafuq
A couple talk page blankers, as a follow up to five username trolls last night. 'Tis a funny coincidence or a portent for the downfall of civilization. |₹Λ¥$€₦₦  We exist in different epistemological paradigms, fuckpants! 14:14, 25 June 2014 (UTC)
 * I know! Not to mention that in the past couple of weeks, we've had:
 * A trans-website HCM (Facebook shit)
 * Nutty LANCB
 * Like, 4369074236906421269065 username trolls
 * An entirely knew project (the SJ thing) created
 * At least one notable LANCB editor return (Ty, and I think there was this other guy)
 * And now a bunch of people deleting talkpages.
 * It's probably, like, the end of the world or some shit, I agree. THE GREAT RIGHTEØUS DESTRØYER   Keeping myself alive, through your EMPATHY. Dolan.png 14:26, 25 June 2014 (UTC)
 * You know what, I'm not making sense. I started thinking something, then I was like what and yeah, but, to be fair, it's like 1 am or some shit, and I've been studying my arse off since last week, so I'm tired and incomprehensible. GØØBY PLS   Mortality is truth… Dolan.png 14:36, 25 June 2014 (UTC)
 * Ban yourself for a week and study. Worked for me. |₹Λ¥$€₦₦ [[image:Red rose 02 -.jpg.svg|12px]] They were trying to combine themselves to form some sort of molestation Voltron 14:50, 25 June 2014 (UTC)
 * 'Fraid I don't gots the discipline to stay blocked. I'll give it a try, though. GØØBY PLS   And joyously screams out its pain Dolan.png 08:22, 26 June 2014 (UTC)

RE:"Has more pointless shit happened while I was out?"
Yes. PsyGremlin accused Femilisk of favoritism after sysopping someone on their first edit, shit blew up across three talk pages. FB drama is still not over as personal sniping between the parties is still present (in particular Ace and Castaigne trying to out-Internet Tough Guy each other). During this Grant is one of maybe two people who has been reasonable and consistently making good points during all this. |₹Λ¥$€₦₦  i mustn't run away i mustn't run away i mustn't run away 13:41, 27 June 2014 (UTC)
 * Well, I should get back to studying… but could I have links to the talkpages please? Is it still happening? I'll go put on some popcorn. GØØBY PLS   Prying open my third eye Dolan.png 13:45, 27 June 2014 (UTC)
 * Delight yourself! |₹Λ¥$€₦₦ [[image:Red rose 02 -.jpg.svg|12px]] Everyone gets hugged and turns into Tang 13:53, 27 June 2014 (UTC)
 * Ugh. What the shit. GØØBY PLS   Take that, motherfucker! Dolan.png 14:05, 27 June 2014 (UTC)

The Doom Song
Let us rain some doom upon the filthy heads of our doomed enemies!!! Reckless Noise Symphony (talk) 09:13, 29 June 2014 (UTC)
 * And an actual Doom Song. DØØM MĖSSIÅH   Within her hands are gifts for the damned Dolan.png 09:17, 29 June 2014 (UTC)
 * Correction: this is an actual Doom song! Reckless Noise Symphony (talk) 09:23, 29 June 2014 (UTC)
 * How 'bout we compromise? MĖSSIÅH ØF DØØM   Be judged by your suicidal desire Dolan.png 09:34, 29 June 2014 (UTC)

Scary/fucked-up music
I submit to you - Drumcell. As fairly good tune, if you like a bit of techno, but a rather disturbing video....

Acei9 02:50, 13 July 2014 (UTC)
 * Hmm… in my opinion, techno is sorta like pinch harmonics on guitar. Depending on the talent of the musician, both can sound good, and be awesome and amazing and badass, and both can be pulled off terribly and just sound like absolute shit. I'll give these guys a try. If you're into weird-arse fucking music videos, you should check out this, this, and this. DØØM MĖSSIÅH   Push the envelope, watch it bend Dolan.png 10:18, 13 July 2014 (UTC)

Conscription
You are now a ninja. There is great honor in the power you wield, so use it wisely. Reckless Noise Symphony (talk) 15:26, 28 July 2014 (UTC)
 * Thank you Sensei. I'll be sure to attempt to not abuse this position. MĖSSIÅH ØF DØØM   Cacophonous aura of illness and woe Dolan.png 20:43, 28 July 2014 (UTC)

Winning?
OK, I'm a nice guy and often to a fault, but something you said bugged me. RNS won? This is not a contest, it's a discussion. He made his point strongly and coherently, but also with nuance that linked in to (engaged?) the points he was disagreeing with. It was the best possible statement of a very legitimate view. But winning? Nah, nobody wins. He kicked ass, though. (returning to nice guy mode with an unintentional hint of condescension) You remind of me of a younger version of me. I hope it's a less painful version, though. MarmotHead (talk) 15:50, 20 August 2014 (UTC)
 * In typical young person online speech it is customary to, technically non-sensically, say things like "you win at internet", "this is so much win", "there is a lot of win to be had", "you've just won everything ever", when something very positive has happened, regardless of whether there was a contest or not. Yes, I'm calling you an old person! Nullahnung (talk) 15:57, 20 August 2014 (UTC)
 * Yeah, for that moment, I was the grumpy old man yelling at the kids on the lawn. I'll just pull my pants up to nipple-level and shuffle over to the rocking chair, hoping no one notices.MarmotHead (talk) 16:03, 20 August 2014 (UTC)
 * Hehehe, that's okay. We all have our moments. MĖSSIÅH ØF DØØM   Suffer the storms Dolan.png 11:59, 25 August 2014 (UTC)

Witchcraft
Holy shit, really? I missed that one? --Drowninginlimbo (talk) 11:26, 1 September 2014 (UTC)
 * Yeah. For example, with the Nigerian schoolgirl kidnapping thing, apparently some of the guys being killed by the residents of the villages was apparently because they hexed them. Also this- something about negative shape shifting energy from black hole men of witch oppression or something? And "Radical Elemental Feminism"- ????
 * There are others, these are just the ones I could find. I'm pretty sure they have an entire category for witch things, if you feel like sifting through that kinda thing. GØØBY PLS   Prying open my third eye Dolan.png 12:49, 1 September 2014 (UTC)
 * Well that is something else. I sort of understand feminists taking on witchcraft ironically as it has been used as an excuse to kill off "uppity" women in the past but it's weird seeing it took seriously. I'm sure somebody wittier than me can think of some TERF/witchcraft puns --Drowninginlimbo (talk) 13:13, 1 September 2014 (UTC)
 * Well, I'm pretty sure the whole thing started off as a metaphor or some shit that they started taking far too seriously. Not really surprising, to be honest. GØØBY PLS   Please don't breathe Dolan.png 05:15, 2 September 2014 (UTC)