Conservapedia:What is going on at CP?/November 2010

[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template:Mainpageright&curid=104397&diff=831006&oldid=830955 Curses! Those damn shrinks are contributing to CP's "0 in mental problems" claim. No wonder Andy's happy.] Newly empowered Congress-critters try to browbeat the Smithsonian into taking down an exhibit containing some "hate speech." Conservapedia, showing its usual amount of consistency, cheers on the legislators-to-be.

No Andy, the question is why did a 15 year old have a gun!? Andrew Schlafly, who allegedly graduated from Harvard with a law degree thinks that being imprisoned for doing something "illegally" is "unjust". CP: "Ad Campaign’s Ultrasound Image of Christ in Womb Gains Global Interest!" Reality

Andy's head must be about to explode. That liberal socialist Tony Blair is defending religion? And the fact that Hitchens' cancer is not in any way relevant to the discussion shows what a pathetic scumbag Schlafly is. CP: Judge confirms that CAIR is Hamas!!! Reality (from CP's own source): The judge concerned determines that the government has produced some evidence that appears to indicate CAIR helped raise funds for some organisations that, in turn, provided funds to Hamas, and that the government alleges CAIR was also a member of the 'Palestine Committee' which funded Hamas – which means that CAIR's motion to seal the government's list and expunge their name from it is not moot, and CAIR do have standing to make that motion, contrary to the government's claims. User: "Please delete the "Slug" article, it's a mess!" I wonder who left it in that state? Liberals engage in unfounded conspiracy theories; conservatives, on the other hand, are just asking questions.

Andy is hard at work on his list of "greatest conservative movies", including such titles as Spiderman (it "pokes fun at liberal entertainers and journalists" and "the hero chooses abstinence"), The Island ("pro-life statement against cloning to harvest organs"), and Bruce Almighty... 'nuff said. Andy also apparently thinks that the Jim Carrey comedy flick Bruce Almighty is "more conservative" than The Passion of the Christ (which he lists as "debatable whether conservative", claiming that "the bad guys win").

 Thinking about contributing to Conservapedia? .... don't even fucking think about it until I say you can. How despicable! Wikipedia features pictures of Jimbo Wales! Conservapedia would never to a  cult of its "self-proclaimed" founder. The slow slide into insanity continues: Andy asks the question "Why didn't "over-the-hill buffoon" Bruce Springsteen sing "Born in the USA" after Obama became President?" Just maybe it's because - as you said Andy - it's about the Vietnam War.

 *cough* andrewschlafly *cough* Jpatt drools all over that noted raving nutjob scapegoat of liberals, Pamela ("Obama is Malcolm X's Son") Geller. 🇰🇪 is now making Red Telephone shoutouts to fellow CP sysops: Want to see my Google rankings? UPDATE The cat gets hit with the shoe. <votecp poll=wigo3892 closed="yes">Hint to Conservapedians: if you put your hand in the wolf's mouth, don't whine when the beast snaps it off. <votecp poll=wigo3891 closed="yes"> tries to make funny. UPDATE: He who was ripped off likes it. <votecp poll=wigo3890 closed="yes">Jpatt pens Conservapedia at four which ironically reads as if it were penned by a four year old. <votecp poll=wigo3889 closed="yes">Ken, with his expertise in obsessive behaviour, spends over 5 hours on a Saturday night writing Conservapedia obsessive compulsive disorder. Perhaps his next essay will be about psychological projection. UPDATE: Andy reads Ken's article, thinks "WTF?" UPDATE Ken quietly reverts the Dear Leader. <votecp poll=wigo3888 closed="yes">Andy:"'Pastor to his church: Thou shall not Facebook because it leads to sex outside of marriage.' ... The African American, New Jersey pastor...doesn't complain about Conservapedia!" and some random columnist in Philly confirms this. Also confirmed: Pastor had three-ways and four-ways in 2003 with his wife, a male church assistant and the assistant's wife. <votecp poll=wigo3887 closed="yes">Feb 2009: Judd Gregg is compared to Benedict Arnold and Judas for thinking about switching from the GOP to the Democrats. May 2009: Arlen Specter is compared to Benedict Arnold for switching from the GOP to the Democrats. Nov 2010: Jim Webb must become a conservative or lose his election. <votecp poll=wigo3886 closed="yes">Two users, one of them very recent and a prolific chemistry contributor get banned for not drinking the Kool-Aid. Chemistry has gone the way of mathematics, physics, and everything else. LanthanumK's contrast between WP and CP seems to have particularly irritated Andy and Karajou. Nice job!

<votecp poll=wigo3885 closed="yes">Who needs facts, when hearsay will do?

<votecp poll=wigo3884 closed="yes">TerryH: is kind enough to let us know that Andy lost the recall case. North Dakota's case still pending. <votecp poll=wigo3883 closed="yes">TK: "Despicable" Harry Reid, who ran on repealing Don't Ask Don't Tell (and was re-elected) is "Bowing yet again to the Homosexual Agenda mob" for seeking repeal. That mob includes up to 75% of Americans and the soldiers fighting. So much for will of the people. <votecp poll=wigo3882 closed="yes">Conservapedia: Andy quotes that superb political resource, Christian Science Monitor, and congratulates 'conservative' Ireland on rejecting those damn liberal bail-outs! 18 Nov: Gay-rights supporting, social democrat Irish government accepts a massive bailout.. Update redux (21 Nov): Ireland finally admits defeat and publicly announces the loan details <votecp poll=wigo3881 closed="yes">Conservapedia during the GM bailout: [http://conservapedia.com/Obamunism EEK! SOCIALISM! COMMUNISM!] Conservapedia now: [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template:Mainpageright&diff=828746&oldid=828745 GM's going to be owned by fat-cat bankers instead of the people! Boooo!] <votecp poll=wigo3880 closed="yes">Andy's delusions of grandeur reach new heights.

<votecp poll=wigo3879 closed="yes">Andy compares Conservapedia Conaervapedia to the Bible. <votecp poll=wigo3878 closed="yes">Lisa Murkowski wins write in election. CP:"Many wonder how long it will take for Murkowski to switch parties..." Reality:Not even WorldNutDaily has suggested that Murkowski will switch party (but this dumb broad has.) <votecp poll=wigo3877 closed="yes">Conservapedia Today: Liberal elitists are always about taking choices away from The People, and deciding for them. Conservapedia 2 weeks ago: Don't let the people vote for U.S. Senators!

<votecp poll=wigo3875 closed="yes">Dodgy Roger goes for the douche-bag triple crown: "The Trail of Tears wasn't that bad;" "It's not marital rape, it's just bad communication;" and "Pinochet didn't murder people, he suppressed them." <votecp poll=wigo3874 closed="yes">Andy: "Oh no! Wikipedia uses unflattering pictures of conservatives!" Conservapedia would never stoop to such levels, right? <votecp poll=wigo3873 closed="yes">Public schools are now desperate for students - due to atheism apparently. Um... no. <votecp poll=wigo3872 closed="yes"> We have always hated the evil Euras — uh, I mean, Eastasia! The Tea Party issues a damnatio memoriae against Mitt Romney for instituting what true-blue conservatives have (of course) always called "RomneyCare;" Conservapedia goes right along. <votecp poll=wigo3871 closed="yes">Those darn atheists have been busy. As well as 13,000 McDonalds, it seems atheists are responsible for building 300,000 churches too. <votecp poll=wigo3870 closed="yes">User: Andy, your statement about it being a good thing that Laredo will be left without a bookstore shows a double standard and seems mischievous. Andy: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&curid=104491&diff=828207&oldid=828200 Our headlines are provocative, but truthful. Bookstores only push liberal claptrap.] User: I'll take "provocative" as a synonym for "mischievous." TwinKle: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&diff=828218&oldid=828217 Duh! Lacking enough argument in your life?] Here, let me just rangeblock your ISP for you.

<votecp poll=wigo3869 closed="yes">The snow has started and so has Andy's stitch-socking series of global warming counterexamples. That most of the snow in question has already melted does not appear to have altered his opinion any. <votecp poll=wigo3868 closed="yes">Physics 101 (Andy-style): What is valid at the atomic level is presumptively valid at larger scales also". <votecp poll=wigo3867 closed="yes"> announces a brand-new policy: Do not identify people as homosexual unless they are primarily known as such. He has a bit of work ahead to whip the place into shape.

<votecp poll=wigo3866 closed="yes">Andy ("We Don't Need No Stinkin' Experts") Schlafly does a 180 and disregards a user's argument because he thinks her less qualified than Isaac Newton. <votecp poll=wigo3865 closed="yes">Yay! No more bookstores in Laredo! "Most books (other than the Bible) are liberal claptrap anyway, so this is probably good news" <votecp poll=wigo3864 closed="yes">Andy quotes the New York Times Political Blog's claim that John Thune and Tim Pawlenty are unlikely to win the 2012 Republican Nomination, declaring them 2012 Contenders to Bet Vote Against. But, wait, doesn't the New York Times promote an unrelenting liberal point of view? <votecp poll=wigo3863 closed="yes">Now even redirects made by troublemakers/trolls/liars are fodder for deletion.

<votecp poll=wigo3862 closed="yes">Who knew that these Tea Party rallies were such good fun? <votecp poll=wigo3861 closed="yes">Terry Hurlbut honours CP with a masterpiece on Forbidden Planet, featuring gems such as "Ironically, this story, based though it is on an atheistic premise (including evolution), illustrates the fatal flaw in atheistic thinking: the sin nature will reveal itself, no matter how often or how forcefully an atheist denies that nature." <votecp poll=wigo3860 closed="yes">JPatt thinks Leeds is a lovely town, really.

<votecp poll=wigo3859 closed="yes">Apparitions of Jesus? It isn't a miracle, merely Quantum Tunneling. <votecp poll=wigo3858 closed="yes">Ctown200:"Will somebody please help  me?" ...silence... "Fine, I'll do it myself." TK: "Oh no you don't!" Ctown200: "I just need a little help..." Karajou strolls in: "If you are so damned busy why are you even here? I know, why don't you do it my way?" Ctown200: "Will you help then?" Karajou: "Glad I could have helped!" Ctown200: "What, you haven't done a thing?" Andy: "Yeah well, it still sucks." TK: "Fuck off Mr. Pretendy-Helpy asshole." "But it's sorry to see you go!" Karajou again:"I need to abuse the corpse after death."

<votecp poll=wigo3856 closed="yes">It is often the cat that gets hit by the shoe that yelps the loudest. own summary of his internet exploits. <votecp poll=wigo3855 closed="yes">In a galaxy far far away: greasy spoon: "a free enterprise term for a small, cheap restaurant - which in many places is just what the public wants; reflects Jesus' Biblical scientific foreknowledge about the digestive system" <votecp poll=wigo3854 closed="yes">Those damn Democrats. First it's Obamacare, now Hillary's causing earthquakes. (Reality check here.) <votecp poll=wigo3853 closed="yes">Those nasty liburrrals haven't convinced enough women to get a potentially cancer-preventing vaccine. According to Andy, this is a good thing.

<votecp poll=wigo3852 closed="yes">It's liberal claptrap time, as biased experts attest outgoing Speaker Nancy Pelosi that she did a pretty good job. Said experts include scholars at the American Enterprise Institute, Catholic University of America and a former Republican house aide. <votecp poll=wigo3851 closed="yes">Conservapedia is now taking economic advice from Godless Commies.

<votecp poll=wigo3849 closed="yes">Andy discovers a liberal  conspiracy. Update: Upgraded to MYSTERY <votecp poll=wigo3848 closed="yes">Conservapedia on compromise in politics. Obama suggests a compromise with Republicans and Conservapedia says "No compromising. Period." Harry Reid refuses a compromise with Republicans and is deemed horrible and despicable.

<votecp poll=wigo3847 closed="yes">Andy, trying to worm his way out of applying a double standard, forgets one of the major talking-points of John McCain's campaign when he says that Obama wasn't attacked for his inexperience, but only for his liberalism. <votecp poll=wigo3846 closed="yes">In the future, atheist meetings will be significantly more attended by males. So sayeth The Great Conservative. <votecp poll=wigo3845 closed="yes">Jpatt:Those dumb voters Democrats have made history by electing a stiff! Who would want to elect a dead man?!?one?

<votecp poll=wigo3844 closed="yes">It's the end of an era: After more than 600 edits by Conservative, somebody else actually makes an edit to the Evolution article! <votecp poll=wigo3843 closed="yes">Karajou illustrates the liberal trait of condescension.Update:TrollKing tries his hand at the liberal trait of gloating. <votecp poll=wigo3842 closed="yes">CP reinforces its barricades to the outside world; as Andy declares that new users must email him to request an account. The site is growing rapidly!