Fun:Avenue Q gospel

The Avenue Q gospel, discovered deep within the vaults of the Vatican, contains what appear to be a modern musical comedy, set for Broadway divinely-ordained set of moral codes, written in the twenty first Century CE AD by Jesus himself.

The tenets of the text include:


 * "Everybody's a Little Racist" &mdash; Christian apologists have successfully blamed this on Darwin
 * "I Wish I Could Go Back to College" &mdash; Keep talking, welfare queen
 * "If You Were Gay" (I'd Like You Anyway) &mdash; Controversial, until Pope Francis
 * "It Sucks To Be Me" &mdash; Believed to have been sung by Christ himself, on the cross. Heretics have disagreed.
 * "Schadenfreude" &mdash; Believed to have been sung by Roman soldiers, watching

Truly, God works in mysterious ways.