User:There is a cat on my bed that has been there since this morning

AKA Ryan. But the cat is gone now...

OH NOEZ?!?!? SOCKY!!!! --♠ ЃўƏ₪ ♠ 00:53, 12 December 2007 (EST)
 * I has a cat too, she slept on the bed all day while I studied in there, but then when I moved to the living room, she followed me. Take that, girlfriend!  The cat loves me more!- 01:38, 12 December 2007 (EST)
 * What did you do then ames? We all know about how you treat your cats.  You already admitted to kicking one, theres no telling what else you have done... Bohdan 01:39, 12 December 2007 (EST)

I actually was kind of cruel to her. She sat on my first amendment book, so I did have to remove that comfortable cushion from under her.- 01:41, 12 December 2007 (EST)
 * by throwing her across the room? Bohdan 01:42, 12 December 2007 (EST)

In fairness, it was the easiest thing to do. Besides, you know us liberals have no value for life~- 01:42, 12 December 2007 (EST)
 * Ames, that's really cruel. Bohdan 01:43, 12 December 2007 (EST)
 * NO ARGUING!!! -- Cheers, ♦ R  y  a  n  ♦ ǂ wuz here ǂ 01:44, 12 December 2007 (EST)

But I had to study....- 01:45, 12 December 2007 (EST)
 * Score for Ames. -- Cheers, ♦ R  y  a  n  ♦ ǂ wuz here ǂ 01:47, 12 December 2007 (EST)

Actually, I politely picked her up, held her for a few seconds & pet her head, and then put her on the pillow next to me. Seriously, I'm a huge sap for this animal.- 01:47, 12 December 2007 (EST)
 * Ames hates cats, it already been proven. Bohdan 01:48, 12 December 2007 (EST)
 * A-choo* Sorry I'm allergic to BULLSHIT. -- Cheers, ♦ R  y  a  n  ♦ ǂ wuz here ǂ 01:50, 12 December 2007 (EST)
 * Don't say that about ames! Bohdan 01:50, 12 December 2007 (EST)

Bohdan is my best defender. He's a nice dude. Where've you been?- 01:50, 12 December 2007 (EST) I didn't say anything about Ames. Cheers, ♦ R  y  a  n  ♦ ǂ wuz here ǂ 01:51, 12 December 2007 (EST)
 * Besides, I'm a published lolcat author. Look at the front page of icanhascheezburger!  The Mitosis Cat one was my caption!!!- 01:53, 12 December 2007 (EST)

dear ames, do you remember this? Bohdan 01:54, 12 December 2007 (EST)
 * How could I forget it! But it's all cp:Conservative deceit!  Ooops, that's a dead end.  In that case it's hearsay to prove that I hate cats!  But it might be nonhearsay to prove that you're under the impression that I hate cats.  Of course there's the authentication issue... but I digress.  I think it's funny that I seem to understand hearsay better than Andy...- 01:56, 12 December 2007 (EST)
 * Enough lawyo-jargon! Bohdan 01:58, 12 December 2007 (EST)

I just realized we have been defiling this users user page. oops... Bohdan 02:01, 12 December 2007 (EST)
 * Eh, it's Ryan's sock's user page, and he's not objected yet... also, it's too bad you didn't notice that I gave you oversight powers for about 20 seconds, or you'd have been able to wreak much more havoc than merely defiling a sockpuppet's user page... off to bed now but I hope you're back to stay Bohdan!!!02:03, 12 December 2007 (EST)

I has cats to! No can I defile page? DickTurpis 02:04, 12 December 2007 (EST) OMG IM DEFILING TEH PAGE!!!11 -- Cheers, ♦  R  y  a  n  ♦ ǂ wuz here ǂ 02:05, 12 December 2007 (EST)

This page delivers. Keep up the god work. -- AKjeldsen Godspeed! 04:09, 12 December 2007 (EST)