Conservapedia:What is going on at CP?/March 2012

March 2012
Andy: Lamestream media uncritically accepts Kim Jong IL's golfing skills cites sarcastic ESPN column. User: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Aschlafly&diff=prev&oldid=971261 You do realize the ESPN article is sarcastic right? Maybe you wanna rethink your post] Andy: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Aschlafly&diff=next&oldid=971261 Huh? ESPN isn't part of the lamestream media, they are nice to Tim Tebow] What's more, this New York Times article reported his golf skill as news. It even cites a humorist liberal: "I consider it true till proven false. What really flummoxed the golf world was that he did it dressing very drab.”  Dreams are just God playing tricks on you for his own amusement.  BREAKING NEWS: Pope duped by Castro lookalike! Update Fake Castro story now officially upgraded to "mystery" status as super-sleuth Schlafly notes some curious differences between the impostor and the real Castro. Update The mystery deepens as Andy discovers that make-up may have been used to make the lookalike appear older. As well as using disguises to hide the lack of wrinkles Andy wonders, "Did God cause the unlikely result of Tim Tebow ending up in the New York media market?" You were thinking that the main causes of engineering failures are insufficient knowledge, ignorance or negligence? And that knowledge and hard work is needed to thwart them? Not in Andy Schlafly's software engineering 101: The devil&hellip;is responsible for accidents&hellip;and God's intelligent intervention restored it

Why do evolutionists push evolution? Ken: Hardi-har, the Atheists got wet, Goddidit. User: We got wet too. Andy: Yeah, but, different. Ken: (fingers in ears) - LA LA LA LA LA Ken: RW should be more like CP so it can get a WP article. JoMar: "who could replace conservative?" One popular suggestion Andy Schlafly, J.D., B.E., age 50: "E=mc2 has no meaning or value. Simply put, E=mc2 is liberal claptrap." Conservapedia user proven right Andy: "I've found that once someone falls for Relativity, they almost never open a Bible again." Jesus Christ Superstar Best of the Public! Even when we are provably wrong, we are still right. JPatt: We aren't infringing on women's rights, just look how bad Islam is! Hmmmmm.

Playing Manning, and not Tebow, is immoral. And it's "Colorado liberals" not the Denver Broncos, who want Tebow gone. <votecp poll=wigo4919 closed="yes">User: "It's possible you're misinterpreting a reference you're using, and here are many concise, intellectually argued discussions of legal complexities and non-partisan points to consider.   What do you think?". Ken: "Burp. It's my tree house.   You can't come in my treehouse without the secret password.  Do you eat your own poo too?" <votecp poll=wigo4918 closed="yes">Ken: Huh huh, He couldn't spell Atheist. Hapless User: You can't spell crisis. Ken: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&diff=968883&oldid=968876 Yeah? well Atheists are fat and I won a spell bee.] <votecp poll=wigo4917 closed="yes">Claims that neutrinos don't move faster than light sound like political correctness, rather than science, to Andy. <votecp poll=wigo4916 closed="yes">Andy on March 17: Massive crowds pack the Missouri Republican caucuses today, causing one to be shut down and another to stop admitting participants due to overcrowding. (Link to article about chaos at St. Charles county caucus.) Andy a little later on March 17: Rick Santorum won a large caucus in Missouri, while Ron Paul won another; the lamestream media, however, focus on an unusual arrest of two Ron Paul supporters in an intervention that absurdly included a police helicopter. (Link to another article about chaos at St. Charles county caucus.)

<votecp poll=wigo4915 closed="yes">God isn't responsible for everything in the world, much like the owner of an encyclopedia isn't responsible for his sysops, or his own site, right?

<votecp poll=wigo4914 closed="yes">Andy: I'm going to abuse statistics to make a "counterexample" to evolution (all in a mathematics article). User: The mathematical theorem you are using doesn't apply here. Andy: You're using jargon that I should know, but don't. Also, you are not accommodating my short attention span.

<votecp poll=wigo4913 closed="yes">Andy finally goes all in, and declares Mitt Romney to be a RINO.

<votecp poll=wigo4912 closed="yes">Andy (on why God has a sense of humor): "atheistic political figures are known for their lack of a sense of humor, such as Attila the Hun, which suggests that the opposite of God is a lack of sense of humor." (Andy should hope that God has a very good sense of humor.) <votecp poll=wigo4911 closed="yes">Andy unwittingly cites a gay newspaper. UPDATE: Ooops...let's change that. <votecp poll=wigo4910 closed="yes">It's official. The Republican National Committee is too liberal for Andy. <votecp poll=wigo4909 closed="yes">Andy: [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template%3AMainpageright&action=historysubmit&diff=966724&oldid=966703 Obama loses Dem primary in 15 Oklahoma counties!! That's a correct headline for those who lack openmindness."] Source: Actually it isn't, Andy.

<votecp poll=wigo4908 closed="yes">Andy celebrates Gingrich's appeal to "negrophobes." Conservative historians agree: racism rulz. This just in: [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Southern_strategy&diff=next&oldid=808722 Southern strategy is good. Because liberals.] Because RINOs. Because classroom prayer.

<votecp poll=wigo4907 closed="yes"> Horrors! Wikipedia has protected their Richard Dawkins article! So says the trusworthy encyclopedia that protects its own Richard Dawkins article, its atheism article, its atheism and bestiality article, Ken's user and user talk pages, etc.... <votecp poll=wigo4906 closed="yes">Jpratt's knee-jerk reaction to a wing-nut pro-life group making shit up. <votecp poll=wigo4905 closed="yes">More from Ed. Crazy leaps of "logic", exquisite lack of sense and complete bollocks come as standard. When bullying doesn't work, there's always the power of impunity. <votecp poll=wigo4904 closed="yes">Yes, Ed, that's the criterion people use when choosing a law school. <votecp poll=wigo4903 closed="yes">Thorough in-house research suggests that Breitbart may in fact not have been assassinated <votecp poll=wigo4902 closed="yes">Karajou: Was Breitbart assassinated? <votecp poll=wigo4901 closed="yes">In a section entitled Weaseling, Andy tries to weasel out. (And fails).