User talk:JesusIsLord

I'm sure you will win many souls for your lord on this site:)  12:37, 25 February 2009 (EST)

If you are going to Heaven post here
I'm going to heaven. Are you? JesusIsLord 12:42, 25 February 2009 (EST)
 * Umm, I'd have to go with probably not. But, you know, anything could happen.  12:45, 25 February 2009 (EST)

Fuck You. TheoryOfPractice 12:46, 25 February 2009 (EST)
 * Well that really helped. How about some debate, TOP? Totnesmartin 12:49, 25 February 2009 (EST)

Debate what? Meaningless assertions and fairy tales? Why not let's debate the Easter Bunny or Santa Claus or a flat Earth instead? Fuck this clown and his six-year-old's outlook on life. I am officially tired of this shit. TheoryOfPractice 12:52, 25 February 2009 (EST)


 * I just might make it to Valhalla if I pull a fast one on the Gods by running myself through with a spear. 12:51, 25 February 2009 (EST)

Vandal Bin
Because of the child molestor crack, I've put you in the vandal bin. Two edits an hour until you grow up. TheoryOfPractice 12:50, 25 February 2009 (EST)


 * Sorry. I was just having some fun messing with you guys. I love this site. Atheism ftw JesusIsLord 13:35, 25 February 2009 (EST)


 * I've removed you from the vandal bin -- Nx  talk 13:39, 25 February 2009 (EST)


 * Thanks. Although my covers been blown, so I guess I can't have any more fun. BURN SINNING ATHEISTS JesusIsLord 14:54, 25 February 2009 (EST)


 * I suspected you were a parodist, you were way too obvious. Now, I expect some substantive contributions. Goatspeed! -- Nx  talk 15:05, 25 February 2009 (EST)


 * I'd just like to say that I think I had the fastest and best Poedar. Poedar, I think there an article in there somewhere.  08:24, 26 February 2009 (EST)

Hell
Isn't Hell originally a Pagan concept? You mean the lake of fire, surely. Totnesmartin 12:51, 25 February 2009 (EST)
 * Hell in Norse mythology was a place you kinda hung around and did nothing; not for warriors, who went to Valhalla, or the bad people, who were punished. Kinda like the christian heaven today.   12:52, 25 February 2009 (EST)
 * Wasn't it Gehenna? Wasn't that Jerusalem's garbage dump?  And, weren't the garbage dump's frequent fires the reason we have the images that we do?  12:53, 25 February 2009 (EST)
 * Yup.  12:55, 25 February 2009 (EST)
 * Eternity on a burning garbage dump would be hell by anybody's standards, especially as sewage treatment works are a modern development. Totnesmartin 12:57, 25 February 2009 (EST)
 * Academics generally teach that the first really discussions of the soon-to-be christian views of hell, as a place of torture and at opposition to a paradise is from Zoroastrian. Paradise v. oh, I don't remember the word for Hell now.  Xians stole much if not most of their dualism from the zorostrians.  Go Mazda!-- 15:58, 25 February 2009 (EST)

Richard Dawkins
"Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour." says the Bible you believe in so much. But you just did. Burn in hell. May you attain enlightenment. Totnesmartin 12:54, 25 February 2009 (EST)
 * In the Gospel of Saint Ronnie (the Book of Conservatives), they explain that that specifically refers to the people who life next-door to you. This, slandering people over t3h interwebs is perfectly ok with Jesus.  Honest. --Gulik 15:51, 25 February 2009 (EST)
 * OH, my. I've never heard this particular slander.  a child molester?  -- 16:02, 25 February 2009 (EST)
 * Apparently this guy's idea of "having fun with you guys" is accusing people of serious crimes. Totnesmartin 16:04, 25 February 2009 (EST)

Knowing the Love of Christ
Is he a good lover? I am picky, being 40, overweight, and menopausal. If he's good enough, should I dump my current husband for him?-- 15:56, 25 February 2009 (EST)