Talk:Satanism/Archive1

Hell
I don't are where the Hell you put this article (get it, hell!).DocSock 21:19, 27 May 2007 (CDT)

Out of curiosity - does anyone know if there is a Satanist's bible? --Bob_M (talk) 14:08, 29 May 2007 (CDT)
 * yes, "The Satanic Bible" written by Anton Levey. olliegrind 14:10, 29 May 2007 (CDT)
 * Link in case you wanted to pick up a copy. olliegrind 14:11, 29 May 2007 (CDT)

Yes, we could, of course, do an actual factual article on Satanism and the Satanic bible. It is basically a loose religion of humorous and sexual ritual devoted to hedonism, treating each other well, and satisfying one's needs, as I recall. I could research that as soon as I finish this goa...er, as soon as I care.DocSock 14:12, 29 May 2007 (CDT)

What I want to know is, what about Stanism, which is the worship of Stan? Don't they deserve equal time? --Kels 14:32, 29 May 2007 (CDT) Equal to whom? They are very interesting, arising out of the 1960s counterculture, as I recall.--PalMD-yada yada 14:37, 29 May 2007 (CDT)

What is the satanic bible position on shellfish and homosexuality?--Bob_M (talk) 15:59, 29 May 2007 (CDT)
 * Im sorry i didnt respond earlier, but shellfish should not be homosexuals.DocSock 13:31, 5 June 2007 (CDT)


 * I LOVE SATAN!!! Sort of. A little bit. NUMBER11:12, 8 September 2007 (CDT)

Well, I suppose Satan is pretty fly for a red guy... - All Hail Tuna 11:14, 8 September 2007 (CDT)
 * I liked the 3rd full moon for the absurdity factor, sort of like every Feb 30th...but whatever you think.--PalMD-Ars longa, vita brevis 15:58, 9 September 2007 (CDT)
 * I might be wrong, of course, but I was enjoying the article, and then hit that and it made me think "dumb". It's like reading endless articles on UC where people were born, died, and were born again, ala Monty Python.  My only trouble with it is the rest of the article is a hilarious send up of religious sectarianism, rather than simply being absurd, so one absurdity seems out of place.  PS, there is a Feb 30 3 times every 400 years, as I'm sure you know. human be in 16:33, 9 September 2007 (CDT)
 * I can never remember...do we use the Justinian calendar? I agree with your change, thank you for re-lol-ifying it.--PalMD-Berate Me 23:27, 9 September 2007 (CDT)
 * Greg's calendar, the Julian is a gay one I think, New Years falls on Oct 31 and Christmas is Judy Garland's birthday, June 10. CЯacke ® 23:30, 9 September 2007 (CDT)

Point of order; strictly speaking, in LaVeyan Satanism, "adult sacrifice," is condoned in the case of a consenting "offering," but is still seen as basically pointless because the life energy it would release would, at best, be equal to that released through an expression of true emotion. Satanism is big on retribution and self defense, but those are separate from sacrifice, and it basically encourages retribution through making someone's life hell because it's more fun and hard to prosecute in America.--76.250.3.254 (talk) 07:08, 15 November 2013 (UTC)

Thank you!
Despite being a practicing religious Satanist (yes, I really do worship Satan; no, it's not what you think), I found this article highly amusing. Keep up the good fight! 216.205.224.10 22:25, 10 February 2009 (EST)

Yazidi and their fallen angel
The believe in an angel,  who sometimes goes by the name of Shaytan. They believe the cabbage is sacred to this angel, but their holy men are forbidden to eat it, because it gives them gas. In an early instance of Satanic panic, they were persecuted by the Ottomans. This is may or may not be snarkalicious enough to go in the article. Sprocket J Cogswell (talk) 21:31, 31 July 2013 (UTC)

LaVey Satanism
I believe it constitutes its own article, considering the various claims about it. Common claims inclide (Incomplete list):


 * Accusations/mistaken of/for being Theistic Satanism


 * Anton LaVey recanted on his Deathbed because of a vision from God


 * They proved Bophomet is Satan, and not Mohommad (or whatever it was supposed to be)


 * They're part of/created by (insert bogeyman here)--サトセレ (talk) 11:11, 30 October 2014 (UTC)

PROOF OF NWO
The goodfight ministries:

http://theater.goodfight.org/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UikA3tWu2VA

You guys do realize that celebrities are starting to claim about being in the Illuminati right? Fat Joe talked about a Gay Mafia running hollywood for example. And then Tiffany Evans exposed Rihanna as an illuminati member!

Also:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcDW9fDjrfw

And Melyssia Ford talks about a Luciferian Contract you have to sign to be famous!--BnBn (talk) 11:53, 12 December 2014 (UTC)


 * My god! It's on YouTube, it must be true! King Skeleton (talk) 13:48, 12 December 2014 (UTC)


 * Let's ignore for a moment that millions and millions of people have died for and because of the Christian religion. Let's also ignore that millions of people lived a life as virtual slaves because of Christianity (I'm talking about women here)... So, if we ignore all that and the simple fact that how hard Hollywood tries, it will never be as evil as that religion... I still would chose Hollywood over religion every time because its stories are more entertaining and nobody demands that you believe them to be true. --Irian (talk) 14:08, 12 December 2014 (UTC)


 * You are obviously an Illuminati shill poisoned by vaccines distributed using chemtrails under the control of the UN. You can tell because the shadow is all wrong. Doxys Midnight Runner (talk) 14:14, 12 December 2014 (UTC)


 * Five minutes into the video and can't stop laughing... And in tomorrows non-news, some weird guy blathers on about which color his invisible friend's hair has and why we should not believe the lies that its blonde. --Irian (talk) 14:23, 12 December 2014 (UTC)


 * That contract was clearly a waste of time, cos I've never heard of her.... Pascal yuiop (talk) 09:06, 13 December 2014 (UTC)

Temple of Satan
I think we need a new section under atheistic satanism for the Temple of Satan. They have a different philosophy that Leveyans and are more responsible for testing the limits of church-state seperation. Necromancer 23:28, 15 December 2014 (UTC)