User:Concernedresident/impossiblecptalkpages

Fun: The impossible Conservapedia talk pages On a more sane wiki, a talk page is intended as a place where editors can discuss edits, providing compliments and feedback on work already done. Editors may query the content of an article, particularly if there appears to be bias or ambiguity. This is not how things work in Conservapedia.

Conservapedia talk pages are instead a goldmine of comedic insights and the ultimate downfall of many an editor who would seek to gain knowledge or perhaps share their own with the community. Conservapedia sysops regularly block editors who ask awkward questions or point out the sheer inanity of articles. If one wishes a demonstration of this then sock-up and pay a visit to one of Andrew Schlaflys many articles in which he has provided statistics. Ask him to explain his sources or methodology.

Mirror, Mirror
The original Star Trek series featured an episode named Mirror, Mirror in which characters were exchanged with their counterparts from a parallel universe. The counterparts were generally evil or brutal, in stark contrast to the rather nice ones from the regular universe.

In our parallel universe, a failed lawyer/engineer became frustrated with perceived bias and politicking at Wikipedia. His solution was to create a wiki of his own in which there would be a clearly understood bias towards conservative principles, albeit with the caveat that conservatives are themselves just as open to criticism as liberals.

RationalWiki scientists, using the latest in Web 2.0 technologies, have been able to open a portal to the parallel universe. The research is in its infancy, but they have managed to piece together some of Conservapedia's talk page conversations.

Andy, on Obama
I'm new here. I only registered an account because I noticed that the Obama article is a bit crazy. The Muslim allegations are hearsay and lies, more worthy of a conspiracy nut blog, and the whole thing reads more like a hatchet job than a serious encyclopedia article. I'm a Christian Republican, but this kind of thing makes us all look like nuts. Confan 09:25, 10 May 2009
 * Confan, I would like to first apologize for your being blocked. TK overreacted, and you're perfectly within the 10/90 rule. TK also writes at IrrationalWiki, and I think that he's confusing their 90/10 rules with ours. Just to clarify matters, we ask that editors discuss and debate topics in talk pages before editing the articles, since it ensures greater understanding and validation of information. Ar IrrationalWiki they actually punish people for asking questions in talk pages. Pretty silly, eh? Well, I've unblocked you. Please edit the article, removing anything that cannot be supported by citing a reputable non-partisan source.Aschlafly 10:24, 10 May 2009 (EDT)

Andy, on the FBI incident
I've a strong interest in online law, and I heard that you'd reported some vandals to the FBI. Any news on that, Andy? --ProfessorJesus77 14:30, 22 June 2009
 * ProfessorJesus77 (funny name, I love it), Thank you for your concern, but there's not much news. The FBI told me that they wouldn't really take an interest in this unless there were genuine attempts commit damage. I can understand that, since this is a small site and it's rapidly shrinking. Aschlafly 14:30, 22 June 2009 (EDT)

Andy, on Breast cancer and abortion
Bongabill, you're clueless. The 18-45 population of Hollywood certainly can be compared with the 18-45 general population as to incidence of disease. I doubt you've taken half the statistics courses that I have. You have typical liberal style in trying to intimidate.--Aschlafly 14:35, 4 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Mr.Schalfly, actually, I am a professional statistician with both graduate and post-graduate degrees in the subject, and also a 34 year professional career as a statistician working for the official statistics bureau of a major nation. Now, of course you can compare the 'Hollywood' 18-45 population to the general 18-45 population, but first you have to define that population. How are you defining your population? Is it that they are living in "Hollywood" - in which case it might be interesting to examine geographical factors upon the incidence of disease? No - as I see you are including Australians who live in the UK, people born in six different countries, and it seems none of the members of your data set are actually from the geographical region of Hollywood, and in fact many of them do not even live there either. So how are you defining members of your data set? --Bongabill 14:50, 4 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Bongabill (good username) I didn't realize your credentials, and I'd like to apologize for my abrupt behavior. I was not following the example of Jesus, except perhaps when he was beating up money changers in the temple or picking fights with fig trees, but then we're not supposed to take all of that literally. I'd love to get your expert opinion on the statistics, so please feel free to edit the article as you see fit. --Aschlafly 14:35, 4 May 2008 (EDT)

Ken looks for assistance
Is anyone interested in helping in a series of articles that have absolutely nothing to do with homosexuality, atheism or communism? 🇰🇪 14:35, 4 September 2009 (EDT)

Ed, on stubs
I've noticed that you're creating a lot of stubs in which the sole purpose appears to be to very briefly state your opinion on random things. Stubs can be a good starting point for others, but I'd suggest you avoid writing an article unless you're able to at least provide a good foundation for others to build on. I noticed your interest in Sailor Moon. Cartoon teens in short skirts is a serious turn-on of mine, so I'd love to collaborate with you on this. --Ed Poor Talk 10:35, 3 September 2009 (EDT)

Joaquín Martínez, on the over-use of fair use licences
Look, guys. We can't just keep uploading images and labeling them as being fair use! Fair use has a very specific meaning under law, so please can we be more careful in future? Conservatives do not steal! --Joaquín Martínez 18:55, 7 December 2009 (EDT)
 * I agree. When I needed a christmas image for wishing you all a happy holiday I realized that I didn't have the necessary skill to make one so I obtained permission to use one I found on the web, giving full credit to the author. Guys, we have a legal and moral obligation to clean-up our act! /Admin/Talk 18:55, 7 December 2009 (EDT)