Fun:Resolution generator

Out of ideas for new year/month resolutions?

'''The New Year/Month/etc. generator can help!'''

Watch as we help you come up with new resolutions!



==New

Year

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Next π Days

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Next π Months 's Resolution==

''' As a certified

member of the Darwinist-Humanist Cabal (there isn't one) devoted to perverting all that is good and holy

long-eared jerboa

and proud supporter of the Homosexual agenda

and proud card-carrying supporter of the Atheist agenda

evilutionist

goat

Es-jay-duhbul-yoo

militant atheist

radical liberal communist socialist Chinese BLM media vaccine deep-state 5G antifa, I will

plant fake fossils into the ground.

hide and censor evidence that god exists.

hide and censor evidence that the Earth is flat. hide and censor evidence that 5G causes COVID.

5G causes Coronavirus.jpeg

hide and censor evidence that COVID causes AIDS.

ride as many sheep as I can find. Goatride.jpg

ride as many sheep riding goats as I can find.

sing praises to our lord and savior, Danny Devito.

cook and eat as many babies and aborted fetuses from Planned Parenthood as possible.

praise my Lord and Savior George Soros, WHO OS FUNDIG AND CONTROLLING YOU! GEORGE SOROS OS FUNDIG AND CONTROLLING YOU! GEORGE SOROS OS FUNDIG AND CONTROLLING YOU! GEORGE SOROS OS FUNDIG AND CONTROLLING YOU!

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