Essay:The path of glory

I promised to bring Glory to Rationalwiki and I am a Man of My Word. When I'm done with this, it'll be a detailed step-by-step guide of what you should do if you want to become famous.

Step one: Find the right slogan
'' Everyone may add their ideas! ''

I propose slogans such like:


 * Babies for brunch, old people for lunch! Come on in and see if Rationalwiki can fit you into its progressive-ethical menu!
 * Didn't learn to do it well? Come to Rationalwiki and learn to enjoy doing it badly!
 * In theory, this site actually works!
 * Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy. With us.
 * When all else fails, lower your standards. Join with Rationalwiki.
 * Why be normal? Better be with us!
 * Reality is a nice place, but we don't want to live there.
 * Some have morals, but we simply ignore them.