User talk:SamCoulter

Sysoppery
Congratulations! You are now a sysop at a known vandal site! See this. Sorry bout the crazy clown. --Colonel Sanders (talk) 00:04, 19 August 2012 (UTC)

VivaYashua
If that's you on CP, tell that fucking idiot that I did turn up for my debate with Viva but was instantly blocked by another mod, who goes by the name of Shadapple.--Fergus Mason If in the first act you have hung a pistol on the wall, then in the following one it should be fired. Otherwise don't put it there. - Anton Chekov 16:57, 26 April 2013 (UTC)
 * Tell him to ask Shadapple then. Any time I turn up on that chatroom I get blocked instantly.--Fergus Mason If in the first act you have hung a pistol on the wall, then in the following one it should be fired. Otherwise don't put it there. - Anton Chekov 17:08, 26 April 2013 (UTC)
 * Why do you get blocked? --SamCoulter (talk) 17:10, 26 April 2013 (UTC)
 * Because I called out Shad on some bollocks he was talking about date rape being legal in Germany. Trouble was, he got told that by his wife who got caught in bed with a German. Shad doesn't handle facts too well.--Fergus Mason If in the first act you have hung a pistol on the wall, then in the following one it should be fired. Otherwise don't put it there. - Anton Chekov 17:11, 26 April 2013 (UTC)
 * Did you insult his wife? --SamCoulter (talk) 17:13, 26 April 2013 (UTC)
 * Nope, just him. And after all the insults he'd thrown at me he had it coming.--Fergus Mason If in the first act you have hung a pistol on the wall, then in the following one it should be fired. Otherwise don't put it there. - Anton Chekov 17:16, 26 April 2013 (UTC)
 * Tell the fuckwit I did accept the debate offer but I get banned as soon as I turn up there! It's pretty fucking hard to debate when you're blocked. Then tell him he can debate me any time he likes. Bet he refuses. I also bet he says I'm not notable enough for him. As he won't even reveal his name - not that I don't know it, it's Ken Demyer - that is complete fucking hypocrisy.--Fergus Mason If in the first act you have hung a pistol on the wall, then in the following one it should be fired. Otherwise don't put it there. - Anton Chekov 17:22, 26 April 2013 (UTC)
 * Right, now wait for the excuses to start.--Fergus Mason If in the first act you have hung a pistol on the wall, then in the following one it should be fired. Otherwise don't put it there. - Anton Chekov 17:24, 26 April 2013 (UTC)
 * He's not replying. --SamCoulter (talk) 17:33, 26 April 2013 (UTC)
 * No shit, Sherlock. He's down that hole of his, wiggling his nose and twitching his ears.--Fergus Mason If in the first act you have hung a pistol on the wall, then in the following one it should be fired. Otherwise don't put it there. - Anton Chekov 17:35, 26 April 2013 (UTC)
 * Viva says "Conservative" sucks at oral debates, so I'm happy to have a written debate with him if that makes him feel safer. Just tell him to let me back into CP and we can start right away.--Fergus Mason If in the first act you have hung a pistol on the wall, then in the following one it should be fired. Otherwise don't put it there. - Anton Chekov 17:42, 26 April 2013 (UTC)
 * Are you happy to debate him about the 15 questions? --SamCoulter (talk) 17:43, 26 April 2013 (UTC)
 * Yep.--Fergus Mason If in the first act you have hung a pistol on the wall, then in the following one it should be fired. Otherwise don't put it there. - Anton Chekov 17:44, 26 April 2013 (UTC)
 * Or we can do it on your wiki if you're happy to let us both sign up.--Fergus Mason If in the first act you have hung a pistol on the wall, then in the following one it should be fired. Otherwise don't put it there. - Anton Chekov 17:45, 26 April 2013 (UTC)

Still no reply from the gutless weasel. Watch this; he'll hide for a while then, when he thinks nobody's looking, wipe the talk page and get Popeye to block you again. There's no way he'll agree to debate me, because he knows what I'll do to his ridiculous questions. I am 100% sure that he will shortly prove me right.--Fergus Mason If in the first act you have hung a pistol on the wall, then in the following one it should be fired. Otherwise don't put it there. - Anton Chekov 17:54, 26 April 2013 (UTC)
 * Well, let's see what happens. What will you do if he accepts? --SamCoulter (talk) 17:59, 26 April 2013 (UTC)
 * I'd debate him, of course. But he won't; he's chicken. He lacks ma-cheese-mo.--Fergus Mason If in the first act you have hung a pistol on the wall, then in the following one it should be fired. Otherwise don't put it there. - Anton Chekov 18:02, 26 April 2013 (UTC)
 * It looks like he's not interested... --SamCoulter (talk) 18:10, 26 April 2013 (UTC)
 * "Fergus Mason is an obscure evolutionist" Told you. I knew he'd use that excuse. He's a coward.--Fergus Mason If in the first act you have hung a pistol on the wall, then in the following one it should be fired. Otherwise don't put it there. - Anton Chekov 18:21, 26 April 2013 (UTC)
 * If you can tell me what your CP user is, I may be willing to unblock you (and watch you thrash user:C :D) Brenden (talk) 18:23, 26 April 2013 (UTC)
 * FergusMason. I was permabanned by Popeye on 24 September 2012.--Fergus Mason If in the first act you have hung a pistol on the wall, then in the following one it should be fired. Otherwise don't put it there. - Anton Chekov 18:29, 26 April 2013 (UTC)
 * Perhaps this might help: Captain Swing (bringer of nachos) 18:39, 26 April 2013 (UTC)
 * I've been blocked twice. Petraeus was my old boss, and I created a new account when CP started insulting him.--Fergus Mason If in the first act you have hung a pistol on the wall, then in the following one it should be fired. Otherwise don't put it there. - Anton Chekov 18:40, 26 April 2013 (UTC)

I need to thank you for this... as soon as I noticed it I went to CP and opened it in a separate window and snapped one to each side of the screen and started F5-ing the hell out of both. It was fun to watch both sides, but I have to give the "Victory by TKO" to you guys since Ken got pouty and deleted the bunny... What did that cute little creature ever do to make him hate it so much? Pdoke2 (talk) 18:25, 26 April 2013 (UTC)

There will be no debate. Instead, we will have Ken yammering as usual and more bans. --Colonel Sanders 23:20, 26 April 2013 (UTC)
 * Hot damn, the blocks are already starting to pile up: Captain Swing (bringer of nachos) 02:22, 27 April 2013 (UTC)

Is Ameriwiki dead for good?
What the headline say. --Tlaloc (talk) 19:41, 29 November 2013 (UTC)