User talk:Eyeaskew

The fat German from Room 261 has spontanously combusted by the pool. Ace McWickedModel 500 04:22, 8 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Welcome, but you fucked up the WIGO:WORLD numbering. Please accept a 3 second block as reward. 11:51, 6 May 2010 (UTC)

Please accept this first, of what I'm sure will be many, sincere and humble apologies for fucking things up. Sadly, it is one of my better known traits.--Eyeaskew (talk) 15:15, 6 May 2010 (UTC)

Dear sir/madam,
I have given you a good sysopping. 22:04, 26 November 2010 (UTC)