Talk:Noah's Ark sightings

Attribution
Some content from http://evolutionwiki.org/wiki/Yearam_guided_3_vile_scientists_to_Noah%27s_Ark_in_1916

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 * Noah's Ark has been found
 * We can expect to find Noah's Ark on Mt. Ararat
 * Noah's Ark may have been photographed on Ararat in 1949
 * ERTS satellite photographed Noah's Ark in 1973
 * Noah's Ark has been found near Dogubayazit, Turkey
 * Anchor stones of Noah's Ark have been found
 * The Turkish government officially recognized the site of Noah's Ark
 * James Bryce found a 4-foot timber high on Ararat
 * Navarra retrieved hand-hewn wood from high on Ararat
 * Hardwicke Knight found soft wood timbers on Ararat
 * An 1883 Turkish expedition found Noah's Ark
 * Prince Nouri of Baghdad found the Ark in 1887
 * Hagopian visited the Ark with his uncle around 1908
 * Russian aviator Roskovitsky photographed the Ark
 * Resit, a Kurdish farmer, found the Ark in 1948 03:00, 11 October 2015 (UTC)


 * That's crazy talk. Noah's Ark is a myth. Nekrif58 (talk) 04:44, 8 January 2016 (UTC)

An explanation
These are all part of the 'Noah's Ark flotilla' - there were actually many ships, which divided up the entire life of the world between them. The 'official historian/publicist' was on Noah's ark (and was persuaded not to mention the rest).

Even if there was a Noah's Ark of the 'as we have been flooded for the 15th year in succession, let's construct a train-of-boats and put on all our animals, bags and baggage and float down the great river (whatever) to higher ground' type, the first thing that would be done on landing would be to make use of as much wood from the 'ark' as possible to construct a new village. Anna Livia (talk) 15:55, 13 April 2018 (UTC)