User:El Taj/Archive1

I am Ace, I will be your helper monkey. AceMcWicked 00:06, 23 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Thank you, Ace. LessThanAverageJosh 13:58, 23 November 2009 (UTC)

Sysop
Hi Josh, it's you. I just thought I'd let you know that I've made you a sysop on this account. I know it seems somewhat silly leaving this message given that we're the same person, but it's kinda the status quo round here to inform people when they've been demoted. 14:04, 23 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Cheers, alter ego fuckface! LessThanAverageJosh 16:41, 23 November 2009 (UTC)
 * So which one of you is the evil one? It's hard to tell. 16:43, 23 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Neither of us are evil. I don't even know if there are any discerning character traits between us. However, I have a much larger penis than SuperJosh. LessThanAverageJosh 16:46, 23 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Your username would suggest otherwise. 16:47, 23 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Haha, SHAME LessThanAverageJosh! 16:54, 23 November 2009 (UTC)

Puppetry
Damn, you've jumped on the suck sockpuppet bandwagon too? Ah well. 17:50, 23 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Yes. 22:27, 23 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Sockpuppetry? Pacsavaj 22:51, 23 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Oh no, you too? 22:58, 23 November 2009 (UTC)

SuperMarket
LTAJ, how the fuck do you know the supermarket story? You didn't exist then, you didn't splinter off from my real personality until I was seventeen! 22:53, 26 November 2009 (UTC)
 * I've been dormant since you were three, SuperJosh. 16:09, 28 November 2009 (UTC)

Period blood
No, it's a peach chablis and so has a red tinge to it. 15:24, 27 November 2009 (UTC)
 * My mistake. I hope my admittedly disgusting comment hasn't put you off it too much. 16:32, 27 November 2009 (UTC)
 * You need to try harder than that to put me off booze. 23:35, 27 November 2009 (UTC)

Tim
S'funny that - just been watching his "Ready for this' DVD. The man is brilliant. "only a ginger can call another ginger ginger." -- PsyGremlin  12:47, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
 * He's one funny bugger. My friends showed me a couple of his songs on YouTube. Amazing pianist too. 12:57, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
 * Enjoy! -- PsyGremlin  13:04, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
 * Not as funny as this. 13:11, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

Your name really fits you!
--Idiot number 59 (talk) 19:31, 18 December 2010 (UTC)
 * Cheers. As does yours. 19:31, 18 December 2010 (UTC)
 * No. A bitch called S_ _ _ _ _ forced me this ridiculous name. My real name is FuckingVandal. I guess many of you didn't know that. --Idiot number 59 (talk) 19:37, 18 December 2010 (UTC)
 * Must be a difficult name to pronounce. I know because I have a similar one. "Josh" is just the English translation of my name. The correct spelling is Jø$-_@. 19:39, 18 December 2010 (UTC)
 * What the hell has that to do with what we're talking about?! Seriously! --Idiot number 59 (talk) 19:41, 18 December 2010 (UTC)
 * I thought the bitch who forced the name Idiot number 59 upon you was called S_ _ _ _ _. I was saying that it must be annoying to say that name IRL. "This is my bitch, S, underscore, underscore, underscore, underscore, underscore." I suppose an easier way would be to say, "this is my bitch, S, underscore times five." What were we talking about again? 19:44, 18 December 2010 (UTC)
 * I meant that toad SusanG. --Idiot number 59 (talk) 20:09, 18 December 2010 (UTC)
 * I've always liked SusanG. Especially since she saw that picture of me and referred to me as "tasty." 20:37, 18 December 2010 (UTC)

Rename
You've been renamed accordingly! Congratulations. Or symphathies. Whichever floats your boat. 08:13, 27 March 2012 (UTC)
 * Commiserations, "The Taj". Peter tanquam ex ungue leonem 08:20, 27 March 2012 (UTC)
 * Thank you both. It was time for a change. 11:57, 27 March 2012 (UTC)
 * Thank us both? Peter had shit to do with it. It was all me, mein freund!!!! 12:10, 27 March 2012 (UTC)
 * You realise that you now sound like a bad Vegas hotel, right? -- PsyGremlin  12:13, 27 March 2012 (UTC)
 * Meh, I wanted a change, I was sick of my old account names. It's formed from the initials of this account's previous name. 12:16, 27 March 2012 (UTC)

What would Jello do?
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HTE46M_lPY&feature=player_embedded#! Pranks!] 13:40, 29 March 2012 (UTC)

Hey buddy
Here is some good new hip hop I like. Perhaps you will like it too. Let's circle jerk and talk about how much alcohol we drink and how smart we are.

14:36, 15 April 2012 (UTC)
 * Shit dog, short be trippin' hoes. I'm good at talking about how much drink I do smart. I turned down an invitation to go out clubbing last night because it would involve a two hour journey which I was too lazy to undertake so I stayed in and drank about 10 beers instead and played video games and had a girly bitch session with my housemate. Living with women is making me increasingly effeminate. How hardcore are you with your alcohol intake of late? 14:49, 15 April 2012 (UTC)

Wine?!
You upper class elitist snob! What are you, French? Go get some Newcastle or Boddingtons. Тy rannosaurs 17:38, 16 April 2012 (UTC)
 * Please, I'm lower-middle class, middle-middle class at most. The English drink Newcastle and Boddingtons about as much as Australians drink Fosters or the Irish drink Guinness. Old Speckled Hen or London Pride are much better English ales than those bottled pisswater. 17:47, 16 April 2012 (UTC)
 * Well that is what they sell down the street, along with this monstrosity. Тy Lonely. Ever so lonely. 18:07, 16 April 2012 (UTC)
 * I'll make you pay for making my enter my date of birth on a website which had absolutely no naked women on it. 18:47, 16 April 2012 (UTC)
 * This is Louisiana, what'd you expect? Тy rannosaurs 19:13, 16 April 2012 (UTC)

Signature
Hey Josh/Taj, just a heads up that your signature is still. My bot will continue to detect your comments as incorrectly signed unless you move it into your current userspace. Ta! 19:46, 6 June 2012 (UTC)
 * Thanks for the heads up, changed it in my user preferences. 20:55, 7 June 2012 (UTC)

Yo Dawg
How's it hanging? Got a job as the chief breast oiler for razzle magazine yet? If not, why not? Crundy Talk nerdy to me 11:58, 13 June 2012 (UTC)
 * Mmmm, boobies... that would be an enjoyable and well-lubricated job. Just got back from my local Job Centre funnily enough. In order to get free money I apparently need to apply for jobs, so that's been going on for a bit. How've you been? Work going alright? 13:46, 13 June 2012 (UTC)
 * Work is same old. I thought you'd be in a famous band by now and would take me jetsetting across the world with your large selection of adventurous and acrobatic groupies. Crundy Talk nerdy to me 13:50, 13 June 2012 (UTC)
 * I'll call you when it happens. I can invite Nutty and I suppose Ace if he can stand to come within 1'000 miles of Britain. He can be our drugs mule. 20:48, 13 June 2012 (UTC)
 * I was in a band called Heroin Overdose. We had one massive hit. Crundy Talk nerdy to me 12:19, 14 June 2012 (UTC)

Saw this and thought of you #1
AceThe Rep Grows Bigger 12:15, 30 June 2012 (UTC)
 * I had one in my armpit a few months ago. I was under the impression I caused bum sores not back cysts? 12:23, 30 June 2012 (UTC)
 * You revolt me. AceThe Rep Grows Bigger 12:24, 30 June 2012 (UTC)
 * Then close your eyes when you're underneath. 12:29, 30 June 2012 (UTC)
 * If you want to cause real mayhem with this, re-upload it and call it "Teh Most Awesomez Fluffy Kitteh Evah!" -- PsyGremlin  12:33, 30 June 2012 (UTC)

AceThe Rep Grows Bigger 12:41, 30 June 2012 (UTC)