Conservapedia:What is going on at CP?/October 2015

October 2015
 Another well researched article from the Manchild. Stay classy! Heliocentrism is false (and probably an atheist doctrine?).  "[A rise in global temperatures is caused by the blades on said wind turbine spinning in the opposite direction of the wind (due to the Astrophysikalisch Schattnerseffekt (Astrophysical Shatner Effect) caused at high altitude), thus causing a large amount of friction and heat loss."] Why buy expensive textbooks, when the Bible is available for free? Andy ignorant? Say it ain't so! Oklahoma spends less per student than 46 states. Andy cites an article bemoaning the resulting lack of math teachers. Andy's interpretation: liberal claptrap in the schools. Apparently youngsters aren't watching the NFL anymore. Andy thinks Conservapedia might have something to do with it.