User:Aneris/Shakespeare

is a saucy reeky clouted burly-boned > paunchy vain unmuzzled cullionly crusty fawning leathern-jerkin gorbellied fobbing bootless bawdy spleeny ruttish venomed lumpish unwashed onion-eyed unchin-snouted shard-borne dizzy-eyed dread-bolted doghearted bat-fowling puke-stocking smooth-tongue knot-pated hedge-born scurvy-valiant ill-nurtured hasty-witted pottle-deep clay-brained botch of nature mammet whey-face bugbear malt-worm horn-beast wagtail ratsbane flax-wench malcontent foot-licker clotpole lewdster flap-dragon codpiece puttock !, a sight that infects my eyes! with a face not worth sunburning! and a disease that must be cut away! with a brain as dry as the remainder biscuit after a voyage.

What It Does
Just add the template and a new Shakespearean insult will be generated, humiliating the other user anew with each reload. Insulting other users was never that easy!

How to Insult

 * 1) put the username there, or alternatively if you want to address the reader. That would like this then...