Talk:Privatization of air

I smell Poe. - User   10:06, 16 March 2009 (EDT)
 * Also didn't I see this on Captain Planet or Widget or one of those cartoons I grew up with that have brainwashed me into being an environmentalist. - User   10:10, 16 March 2009 (EDT)
 * I call Poe too, but I have to admit that the first thing I thought of was Spaceballs. 10:13, 16 March 2009 (EDT)
 * Privatization of air is a very modern and new concept which has proved to be very effective to provide a healthy environment to its citizen. In a free market environmentalism as opposed to socialist-oriented environmentalism, property rights should be granted so that one can own natural resources. This will both increase market competitiveness and will be an effective way to combat pollution. Though the privatization of air concept is not widely known, it will soon emerge as an issue within the libertarian movement. Anarcho-capitalist 10:16, 16 March 2009 (EDT)
 * Instead of imposing useless carbon tax which does nothing other than harming industry, if governemnt privatize the air, this will not only expand the economic sector, but will also prove an effective way to curb air pollution which government has failed to do. Anarcho-capitalist 10:19, 16 March 2009 (EDT)
 * Unfunny troll is unfunny. -- 10:25, 16 March 2009 (EDT)

I call hoax. Quite good as satire, but that's it. Save it for Uncyclopedia. Totnesmartin 10:29, 16 March 2009 (EDT)
 * A very nice joke article. I have seen concepts for "bottling" air. They've already done it to water and any distopian sci-fi worth its salt will have a mention of something like this. But putting a "constrictor" on someone's windpipe? Really... that's too far even for a Poe violator!  A rmondiko V  User_Talk:Armondikov 10:40, 16 March 2009 (EDT)

Mega-Maid
She's gone from suck to blow! 10:27, 16 March 2009 (EDT)

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The article only cited one source, which self-identified as satire, and indeed was just a rehashing of material presented in that satire. 13:31, 16 March 2009 (EDT)