Essay:If atheism is a religion

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If atheism is a religion, then...

 * Not believing in Santa Claus is a religion.
 * Not believing in astrology is a religion.
 * Science is a religion or a cult.
 * Unemployment is a (full-time) job.
 * Not collecting stamps is a hobby.
 * Not playing tennis is a sport.
 * Abstinence is a sex position.
 * Off is a TV channel.
 * Insulting the concept of government - e.g. by not paying taxes - is patriotism.
 * An empty bowl is a meal.
 * Silence is a noise.
 * Remaining silent is a speech.
 * Ceasefire is an act of violence.
 * Bald is a hair colour.
 * Nudity is a costume.
 * Cleanliness is a stain.


 * Sanity is a mental illness.
 * Perfect health is a disease.


 * Empty space is matter.
 * Clear is a colour.
 * Vacuum is a smell.
 * Anarchy is structured government.


 * Not watching boxing matches makes you a fan of archery.
 * Having never cared much for politics, and having never read Mein Kampf, your lack of a criticism of that work makes you a Nazi.
 * Having never cared much for gender politics, your lack of criticism of traditional gender roles makes you a chauvinist.
 * "Nothing" can have a volume.


 * Outer space is a planet.
 * "Nowhere" is a place.
 * "Nobody" is a person.
 * "Nobody" is a public office position.
 * "Nothing" is an object.


 * War is Peace
 * Pacifists are warmongers.
 * Freedom is Slavery
 * Ignorance is Strength (or knowledge)
 * Knowledge is burden.


 * Not doing drugs means you're an addict


 * Discrimination is favoritism.

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