User:Punching Bag/Restroom

Put all your favorite bathroom wall-type vandalism here. Careful! Rumor has it Larry Craig is lurking about.

The stall walls

 * For a good time, call 1-800-666-FUCK
 * |F|U|X| Is Still In The Lead!
 * "Billy Joe Must Die!"
 * If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seaty.
 * I peed on your shoes. Oops, sorry, but they said "pee here". 09:07, 24 May 2010 (UTC)
 * Here lies Terry Koeckritz. "OMG!!!! You're TK!!!!!"
 * Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the least.
 * Here I sit cheeks a-flexin', pinching out another Texan -- from a truckstop restroom somewhere in Southern Missouri.
 * There once was a man from Bayonne, New Jersey
 * Whose dick was so long he could tie it into a knot.
 * He said with a grin
 * As he slipped me a fin,
 * "If I had twenty bucks, I wouldn't give it to you, asshole!"