Conservapedia talk:First anniversary party

party planning
I think we should all send E-cards to Andy. 19:20, 20 November 2007 (EST)
 * Excellent idea! Do you have an email address? DickTurpis 19:21, 20 November 2007 (EST)
 * Aschlafly(at)aol(dot)com. -- Ζωροάστρης  19:23, 20 November 2007 (EST)
 * I sent him a conservapedia email, partly to remind him, and partly to congratulate him. But ecards would be better.  Several thousand, perhaps?  In fact, let's put some on the party facade! human  19:41, 20 November 2007 (EST)
 * Dear Andy, congratulations on you abomination reaching one year of age. Locke [[Image:Eye.jpg|10px|User is Vandal/sysop]]  Always Watching...... 19:43, 20 November 2007 (EST)
 * I also sent him the url to this article and invited him over, btw, so be on your best behaviour! Bwuuuaaahahahaha! human  19:57, 20 November 2007 (EST)

Party below this line (hic)
Whhhoooppppeeeee, this is more fun than wrecking a barrel of RW 1.0! human  19:41, 20 November 2007 (EST)

E-cards
I sent mine. Everyone really should I think...... 19:51, 20 November 2007 (EST)


 * This would be an awesome card but they want money, so I'm out of luck. -- 19:52, 20 November 2007 (EST)

Ma chere Andre
Il faut que je lit en francais parce que cette langue (laquelle je ne lit pas bien) exprime bien mes vrai sentiments de toi, et parce que tu le hais. Eh, forget it, joyeux anniversaire, sac-douche-con!--PalMD-If it looks like a donut, eat it 21:07, 20 November 2007 (EST)

We're out of brie
I have about 40 pounds of gorgonzola in my trunk from last summer, will that work? CЯacke ®
 * If that isn't a play on the name of my stupid song, it's still hilarious. human  23:15, 20 November 2007 (EST)
 * I'm almost sure it's not smegma, but pure gorgonzola, well as pure as gorgonzola can be seeing that it is basically rotted mucus, ENJOY!!! CЯacke ®
 * I can haz crakr mit cheez? human  23:23, 20 November 2007 (EST)

hi
i have alot of coold treats, ice cream and such! anyone want some? 12.75.67.11 23:43, 20 November 2007 (EST)
 * Um, are you grooming?--PalMD-If it looks like a donut, eat it 23:45, 20 November 2007 (EST)
 * Go ahead, touch it, don't be afraid. &mdash; Unsigned, by: unsigned / talk / contribs
 * I'm hungry 44.2.88.54 00:06, 21 November 2007 (EST)

LETS ALL DANCE LIEK MONKYS!!!!11 ````
 * Please stop...Please stop throwing your feces. Please stop throwing other people's feces. Think-of-the-children. CЯacke ® 00:28, 21 November 2007 (EST)
 * ZOMG THE BALLONNS   YYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Is the party still going on? Am I too late? I could pour myself a scotch and kick back if anyone else is up for it. DickTurpis 00:31, 21 November 2007 (EST)

I come bearing cider! in my bloodstream... Totnesmartin 08:34, 21 November 2007 (EST)

Just us?
Anyone find it weird that we got this party goin' on, but a certain other site doesn't seem to be doing anything at all? I suppose it's due to the fact that as something nears the end of its life birthdays become less of a time for celebration. DickTurpis 09:23, 21 November 2007 (EST)
 * Nothing at all to do with being uptight and taking themselves too seriously, I'm sure. Totnesmartin 11:38, 21 November 2007 (EST)
 * Naw, it's on their front page now: "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CONSERVAPEDIA!!! Conservapedia was born November 22, 2006. Contribute to our essay about what we've learned and accomplished.". Funny how we disagree on the date.  Guess we'll just have to party right through Thursday.  I bet we can handle it! human  14:25, 21 November 2007 (EST)
 * Just like another November disaster. Coincidence? 14:36, 21 November 2007 (EST) CЯacke ®

bon anniversaire!
My, haven't you evolved! Totnesmartin 11:41, 21 November 2007 (EST)

teh youtubesez
Whoever added those links, they're awesome! I especially like the Barber Adagio for Strings getting pumped up! Man, this is turning into some party - great eats, great booze, great bands, and a rowdy crowd of RWians drunkenly celebrating teh awezomez Conservapediaversary! If CP ever haz an artikle on Bachanalia, they should reference us! human  15:48, 21 November 2007 (EST)

Now we are six
A Christopher Robin and Pooh Bear themed event should be arranged.