RationalWiki:What is going on in the clogosphere?/November 2014

November 2014
Reason: what the Ferguson rioters really need to make their lives better is "lessening the burden of petty fines". Anti-vax as cover for blatant child abuse: anti-vaxxers Vactruth claim shaken baby syndrome and Munchhausen-by-proxy are actually vaccine injuries. Ernie Land, the actual lawyer defending Kent Hovind, asks all sovereign citizens, freemen and other tax protesters and pseudolawyers out there to send him everything they have so he can actually put it up in defense of Hovind. (HT Peter Reilly.) National Review since November 2014: "Obama is an Emperor, a Caudillo... hey, let's bar him from making a State of the Union address!"(even though congress wouldn't have that power) Edward Snowden "releases [sic] smoking gun evidence 9/11 was an inside Job" Bryan Fischer says Michael Brown was "possessed by a homicidal demon".  Muslim preacher ibn Mansur is banned from the University of East London for declaring homosexuality to be a filthy disease brought on by "western culture" in the run-up to another controversial Islamic Society event.  Oh, America is Persecuting Christians by not teaching Creationism, but if Muslims complain one of their HOLIEST worship sites is closed, and they want to go to war for it, that's the ABOMINATION IS DESOLATION IN THE BOOK OF REVELATION. Also, The pissed-off Muslims who rioted: Mind controlled slaves. "Recep Tayyip Erdogan more and more resembles the drunken uncle who shows up to Thanksgiving dinner uninvited and makes everyone uncomfortable with his verbal bombshells." Megan Fox (not the actress) demonstrates she does not understand evolution. Gamergate will no longer accept the cultural Marxist lies of such SJW-corrupted far-leftist organs as, er, Wikipedia. No, they're telling their own story, their own way. (Here's the full horror.) via Mammoth. Accuracy in Media editor Cliff Kincaid: Obama is a foreign spy who should be arrested by Marines. Libertarian Relationships versus Statist Relationships. Not Stefan Molyneux, surprisingly enough. Ok, this is a lot more interesting: Dinesh "Haggard's Law" D'Souza: I want to spank the President. Obama Is 'A Homosexual Muslim Married To A Man'. So, what else is new? Yawn. Turns out America isn't founded on Christian values, it's founded on Jewish ones. Texans approve a school textbook that claims Moses as an honorary founding father. <vote poll=clog3914 closed=yes>A sovereign citizen goes out and tests his theories in a real courthouse. If you laugh long and loud at the last thirty seconds, you're a vicious authoritarian statist. <vote poll=clog3913 closed=yes>Obama the tyrant king unleashes dictatorial order that will now invoke "open rebellion" - Senate aide

<vote poll=clog3911 closed=yes>Phyllis Schlafly wants Obama impeached for bringing in disease-ridden brown people who might vote Democratic. <vote poll=clog3910 closed=yes>Turkish President Erdogan claims 12th Century Muslim discovery of the Americas. Even with actual archaeological evidence, the Vikings still beat them, and you know the first nations that beat everyone by tens of thousands of years. <vote poll=clog3909 closed=yes>The truth about the Philae lander and Comet 67P, which made it into The Guardian. <vote poll=clog3908 closed=yes>The producer of Ancient Aliens and The Curse of Oak Island appears on /r/IAmA: "That's why people [...] have to understand that a lot of [Ancient Aliens] is deliberately based on a theory, and theories are by definition speculative. Even Darwin's theory of Evolution is a theory. The Big Bang Theory is a theory, it is not fact, although some places want to try to treat it as fact, but most religions of the world, even though they are often treated as fact, are theories." <vote poll=clog3907 closed=yes>Return of Kings: The Finnish Welfare state coddles terrorists, and it's all the feminists fault! <vote poll=clog3906 closed=yes>Glenn Beck is working on a new movie. It stars Santa Claus as a warrior who protects a young Jesus. <vote poll=clog3905 closed=yes>Oh, wait until they hear about "Born in the U.S.A." <vote poll=clog3904 closed=yes>Alex Jones: Net neutrality is just like what Hitler did! <vote poll=clog3903 closed=yes>For your edification and amusement: The New Age Bullshit Generator. Can you tell it from actual sincere websites? <vote poll=clog3902 closed=yes>Didn't think there would be anything dumber to say about net neutrality than Ted Cruz's "Obamacare for the Internet"? Well you were wrong. <vote poll=clog3901 closed=yes>Kirk Cameron's new vanity piece, Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas, tells the true story of how Christians stole the idea of Christmas from the pagan celebration of Saturnalia. Whoops! Sorry! That would make sense. It's really about how the Kirkmeister thinks that pagans have co-opted the traditions of Christmas (which he thinks predates Saturnalia), and how Christmas traditions like the Christmas tree are absolutely 100 percent biblical. <vote poll=clog3900 closed=yes> Ben McPherson, Glenn Beck's chosen replacement, has some interesting ideas about getting by in the apocalypse and future white soldiers dancing with future doomed children. <vote poll=clog3899 closed=yes>... so yeah, there's Gamergate fanfic. Written by and for Gamergaters. <vote poll=clog3898 closed=yes> The vaccine for Ebola isn't even made yet... I guess Conspiracy theorists are using "predictive programming" now? <vote poll=clog3897 closed=yes>New Ebola vaccine is Genetically Engineered. Dun dun dun. <vote poll=clog3896 closed=yes>What do you do when your attempt to slime the next Attorney General of the United States gets debunked because you identified the wrong person? Apparently you just put a little note in fine print saying that we got the person wrong but don't change the substance of the article.  <vote poll=clog3895 closed=yes>Gamergater proposes an alliance to /r/bitcoin. It doesn't go so well. (Expand all threads for full euphoria.)

<vote poll=clog3893 closed=yes>Somehow, not The Onion: Washington Times says "Montana Klansman vows to bring racial diversity to ‘new’ KKK" <vote poll=clog3892 closed=yes>So that's what that acrid burnt bitter flavor is. <vote poll=clog3891 closed=yes>Mitch McConnell: I can assure you, there won't be another government shutdown. Wingnuts: RINO! <vote poll=clog3890 closed=yes>Gamergate, continuing to bring the classy. SJWs, just weird, amirite? <vote poll=clog3889 closed=yes>The Vigilant Christian: The end times are about to occur because the pope accepts the theory of evolution... You're a little late. Guess where he ripped the video off from? <vote poll=clog3888 closed=yes>The results are not even in yet... <vote poll=clog3887 closed=yes>The bible says that the end times will begin when israel returns home. Sure it didn't happen DECADES later, but want to know how I know it will happen for sure this time? More Jews in Israel than the United States! <vote poll=clog3886 closed=yes>Goodbye, Michelle Bachmann. Hello, Joni Ernst. <vote poll=clog3885 closed=yes>HOMEOPATHIC CHEM TRAIL FORMULA DETOX, CHEMTRAIL <vote poll=clog3884 closed=yes>Ben Stein: The GOP cannot even win a tenth of the black vote? This president is the most racist ever!