Conservapedia:What is going on at CP?/January 2012

January 2012
Andy (Jan 27th): Countdown to Florida's primary Tuesday, the biggest day of the Presidential Election 2012. Andy (Jan 31st): The lamestream media continue to overhype today's Florida primary, to boost abortion-supporting Mitt Romney's chances to win the Presidential Election 2012. Jpatt: (uncited) Lobbying by Islamic countries thwarts UN's efforts to declare Boko Haram a terrorist organisation. Reality: UN declares Boko Haram a terrorist group. The "Trusworthy" encyclopaedia, that paragon of fact checking, leaps to the defense of a journalist fired for posting an embarrassing story, based on an unverified tweet. User: The homosexuality article is too long. Ken: Some black pastors have some beef with the SPLC. User: What does that have to do with anything? Ken: "Why don't you write an alternative article and see if the owner of the site likes it better?" Now, we're not ones to go around spreading rumors, really we're just not the gossiping kind The writing homework has been assigned. Remember, students, "you will be greated both in technical correctness and style."

InfoGraph:  In 2010, Gingrich paid 31.7% in taxes and gave 3.8% to charity.

RobSmith: "Rubbish" "Bollocks, Gingrich paid 31.6%."

Newt Gingrich is an orphan! who lived with his mother, his stepfather and his three half-sisters until he was eighteen (does this make Barack Obama an orphan, too?) (or even Bill Clinton?) RobS: I am using the term "open marriage" in the same way the inventors of the term used it in that Hillary Clinton wasn't at home baking cookies and Bill had, gulp, female friends. Welcome back, Rob! Ken: "Feel free to engage in last wordism now. :)". Nine minutes later: Ken engages in last wordism. Words fail. UPDATE: Andy approves of the post Jpatt: no shootings in Chicago for a whole day! Note: this is a bad thing, because liberals. Andy tells us that SOPA is now being pushed through the Democrat-infested Senate, not the GOP-controlled House. Another lesson from the Trusworthy Encyclopedia. Ken is right again: These faith communities are a bunch of cry-babies!

President Obama supports SOPA, as evidenced by the fact that he says he opposes it. Also, the Wikipedia blackout is meant to "punish users" rather than protest SOPA, because the lib-burr-ruls at Wikipedia would never go against Obama like that. Stopped clock moment of the year: Ken opposes SOPA. <votecp poll=wigo4859 closed="yes">[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template%3AMainpageright&action=historysubmit&diff=954503&oldid=954497 Happy Martin Luther King Jr. Day. A day to celebrate the peaceful life of a man committed to Jesus. Also, it's a day for liberals to play the race card.] <votecp poll=wigo4858 closed="yes">Not content with crushing cans, or grinding atheism into a pulp, Ken's latest anti-evolution fantasy involves massacring evolutionist teachers with machine guns. (Original Youtube clip here.) <votecp poll=wigo4857 closed="yes">Debating Ken-style: AugustO: [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk%3AMain_Page&action=historysubmit&diff=953984&oldid=953977 Ken, it's not going to help the kiddies, if their teachers do answer the 15 questions. Where's your rebuttal to the answers?] Ken: Your church is still shrinking, therefore "as much as I enjoy racking up debate point after debate point with you in our exchanges, I am afraid at this point I don't see you having a strong comeback so I am afraid I am going to have to declare victory." And this moron wanted money to engage in a debate? <votecp poll=wigo4856 closed="yes">Andy: Mitt Romney strikes out with 150 leading social conservatives. Reality: About three-quarters of 150 Pastors and Christian conservative political organizers prefer Santorum to the Mormon. <votecp poll=wigo4855 closed="yes"> Andy knows that millions of Americans are out of a job, but that's nothing compared to the failures of those damn Democrats.  Such an observation may be inconsiderate, but he answers to God and no one else.

<votecp poll=wigo4854 closed="yes">Uncle Ed: "Churches are exempt from discrimination laws?" Awesome!" <votecp poll=wigo4853 closed="yes">Yeah! Let's go kick some evolutionist ass! How about we start with...a Usenet group that hasn't been updated in months or years? <votecp poll=wigo4852 closed="yes">After a couple of days seeing Ken insulting everyone and anything, Uncle Ed steps in at last: No doubt the guilty party will be blocked soon. <votecp poll=wigo4851 closed="yes">Try this one, Andy & Co. - Matthew 7:7; 'Seek and you will find' <votecp poll=wigo4850 closed="yes">Andy's crazy quotient goes off the charts is normal -- apparently, NFL results affect the outcome of presidential elections. <votecp poll=wigo4849 closed="yes">It's really no different from the Great Soviet Encyclopedia.

<votecp poll=wigo4847 closed="yes"> If the pictures weren't in the Bible, they don't need to be on Conservapedia. Except if they show short and/or obese atheists, of course. <votecp poll=wigo4846 closed="yes"> Apparently the subtle difference between a galaxy and the universe is too much for some Conservapedians to handle. When Conservapedia was called out on it, Ed Poor thinks it's over-reacting to criticize someone for not grasping a very complex and subtle concept. <votecp poll=wigo4845 closed="yes">Ed Poor: Poor black kids don't have less access to the internet, their parents simply choose not to buy it. <votecp poll=wigo4844 closed="yes">Ken: "Andy's so insecure, I can get away with absolutely fucking anything!"