Conservapedia:What is going on at CP?/December 2018

December 2018
 Kenadian Baken O Canada! Your bacon is too liberal for Andy. Update 1: User:Conservative ejaculates, "Americans need to build a wall and make Canadians pay for it. There is too much Canadian beer, Canadian bacon and syrup pouring over our border!" Consistent with the high level of machismo, the comment was deleted as soon as the gay bowel started expelling the contents of the previous meal, so that the physically-unattractive, bulging tummy could be once again be refilled by copious amounts of fatty 🍁 Canadian 🍁 food — for just one last time only, seriously, before the promise is made to actually stick to all those grandiose resolutions about exercise and diet for real. But first, those obsessive-compulsive urges must be satisfied — the phone call on the Red Telephone just has to be made. Exhaling to reduce that belly protrusion as much as possible, and awkwardly stretching away from the keyboard past the brink of tears, the scarlet handset gets picked up... Update 2: That crimson handset is still oily from the previous time. But it gets picked up again. Update 3: If atheists truly believed that dogs had personalities, then why do so many atheists in the world eat dogs? (FSTDT link) Update 4: Ken exposes his Asian fetish while squirming into his bunny-hole during his futile attempt to avoid humiliating defeat. Update 5: Now we have a new Ken essay that reveals that 🇰🇪 is not only a manchild; he appears to be an MRA too! (as he uses some of their parlance in the title alone)

Andy: "Hard-charging Nick Ayers, who sought to remove Never-Trump Republican congressmen" set to replace "moderate" John Kelly, as Chief of Staff. Also Andy: "Never Trumpers are working together, as Nick Ayers sets up Trump for embarrassment by declining the Chief of Staff position.