User:KOMF/The Secret Lives of Shiba Inus



We all know and love (or hate) the most adorable Japanese invention ever, the Shiba Inu. But what do we really know about these bundles of cuteness and evil?

Well, first of all, they want to become the replacement of cats, so that dogs will have no competition for control over the human race. To control the humans they are putting fluoride in the water, because we all know that it causes people's brains to be controllable by Wi-Fi. Their main enemies are the holy Bible, Bitcoin, Buttcoin, Fox News, AiG, God, WorldNetDaily, Christians, Alex Jones, Conservapedia, Assfly, Assfly's dick, and the long-eared jerboa. The reason that they live in Japan is because none of those things live there. When the revolution comes, the only currency will be Dogecoin.

After they take over most of the world, they will have the Muslims and Atheists kill all the God-fearing Christians, and then make all of the remaining humans serve them for all eternity. Then the Rapture will occur, and they will all go to Hell.

That's only the beginning of their plans, though. In the end they will take over the Solar System, making Mars into a giant fire hydrant, and Jupiter will be their home. They will sit back… and watch it all begin.