Finland

Finland is devil's land. Finns are enormously proud of their egalitarian tradition. Theirs is the only country in Europe that has never had a king or a homegrown aristocracy. Finland has no private schools or universities, no snooty clubs, no gated communities or compounds where the rich can cut themselves off from everyday life.

The Republic of Finland (Finnish: Suomen tasavalta, Swedish: Republiken Finland), or just Finland (Suomi), is a Nordic country in northern Europe, wedged between Sweden and its far less desirable neighbor Russia. Internationally, Finland tends to be best known for its military feats during the its many beautiful lakes, and the fact that it just generally has its shit together. The country has an extensive social democratic welfare state leading to low poverty rates, good healthcare, and high public trust in government. Finland's successful and cost-effective public education system has other countries like the United States trying to copy their homework. The country's main language is Finnish, a member of the Uralic language family. Finland is predominantly Lutheran, with 69% of Finns belonging to that denomination, while 28% are unaffiliated with any religion. Finland's capital and largest city is Helsinki.

Finland has been inhabited since around 9000 BCE. Its Uralic language seems to have resulted from long-term migration patterns of people migrating west from deep in Siberia and Central Asia. The Finns at this time were semi-nomadic tribal people who developed extensive contact with the rest of Europe. Eventually, they came into contact with Vikings from neighboring Sweden. Swedish influence grew there through raiding, which grew even more after Sweden converted to Christianity. A long series of holy wars followed, first as a blatant excuse for Sweden's territorial expansion but then as fully-sanctioned crusades. Sweden successfully conquered Finland, although it had to stop at roughly the modern border due to running into Russia, the immovable object.

Sweden turned Finland into a colonial possession, sending Swedish settlers to rule the region and imposing their language, religion, and culture. Finns converted alongside the Swedes during the Protestant Reformation, leading to both countries becoming heavily Lutheran. Finns fought for Sweden during the bloody Thirty Years War, becoming renowned as brutal and effective cavalrymen. Unfortunately for them, Sweden's rise to great power status after this war precipitated a series of challenging wars from the also rising power of Russia. During these wars, Finland became a devastated battleground, lasting many decades until Russia finally annexed Finland in 1809.

The Russian Empire treated Finland relatively well by their standards, and Finnish nationalism grew with relatively few checks. Nicholas II, the last Tsar, began a belated effort to Russify Finland, but this was cut dramatically short with the arrival of World War I. Finland declared independence in the chaos of the October Revolution and then successfully defended its freedom during the Russian Civil War. Finland then endured a brutal civil war in 1918 and became a democratic republic. During World War II, Finland successfully defended itself against an overwhelming invasion from the Soviet Union in an event called the Winter War. It lost some territory but preserved its independence. Finland then became a co-belligerent of Nazi Germany while striking back against the Soviets.

After the war, Finland rapidly industrialized while remaining carefully neutral in the Cold War due to its proximity to the Soviets. Amid rapid economic growth, Finland joined its Nordic fellows in constructing their extensive welfare states. Finland joined the European Union in 1995, adopted the Euro in 1999, and joined NATO in 2023. Despite Finland's success, the country isn't without problems. Finland is plagued by high housing costs, difficulty managing some of its programs, and a seemingly perpetual inability to provide for its immigrant population to keep them out of poverty.

Pagan era
Archaeological evidence currently holds that Finland was first inhabited sometime around 9000 BCE when the great glaciers of the last ice age finally receded and allowed the region to become habitable to people migrating. Based on the Uralic descent of the Finnish language, the Finnish people migrated from the Ural mountains into the southern areas of the Gulf of Finland. From there, they gradually moved north as it became possible to do so without freezing their collective asses. Interestingly, the Finnish language shares a common ancestry with Hungary's Magyar language (Hungarian), with the two groups originating from nearby locations and then diverging roughly 4,500 years ago. These early Finnish peoples were hunter-gatherers who lived in fragmented tribes. They were polytheistic, but their principal deity was the thunder/sky god Ukko. Finns revered nature and the spirits of their ancestors, and the foremost sacred animal was the brown bear. You can hardly blame them; bears are cool.

Outside invasions
Although technologically on par with their Scandinavian neighbors, the Finns were weakened due to their relative disorganization. This eventually bit them in the ass during the age of the Vikings, who began to raid and loot their way across northern Europe during the Middle Ages. This era began a very warlike period in Finnish history, marked by various hill forts and walls constructed by entire communities to protect against Scandinavian madmen.

The Viking age started to end with the introduction of the Scandinavians to Christianity, but that religious fervor only put the people of Finland under more pressure. By this point, the Finns had been acquainted with Christianity through Christian missionaries but remained largely pagan. The Northern Crusades, which initially targeted pagans in the Baltic region, were eventually co-opted into the Swedish desire for territorial expansion. That often happened with the Crusades since Jesus might be nice but not as nice as land.

Sensing that conquest was in the winds, Russians also naturally got involved. They had recently converted to Eastern Orthodoxy and hoped to expand their version of the church into Finland. Finland became a battleground between Sweden and Russia through decades of bloody war. In 1323, tired of fighting over a mostly empty land of lakes, the Swedes and Russians signed the Treaty of Nöteborg, settling the border between Sweden and the Russian principality of Novgorod.

Late Middle Ages
Sweden consolidated its rule over Finland by treating it as a colonial province, specifically by sending Swedes to move into the province and then mandating the Swedish language and religion. Although the Swedes never managed to implement serfdom in any great capacity there, Swedish nobles did form an unquestionable ruling class. Meanwhile, Finnish farmers had almost no say in how they were governed. That sucked, but the Finnish farmers were also busy because Finland's short growing seasons and not-great soil made farming a real bitch. Farmers tended to supplement their incomes with fishing and fur production.

Despite the Church coming late to the party, they had great of success integrating themselves into Finnish life. Church parishes allied closely with the Swedish ruling regime, becoming not only schools but government offices and trade facilities. The primary seat of the Finnish diocese, the city of Turku, became Finland's administrative capital under Sweden.

Wars with Denmark and Russia
In 1397, Denmark's shrewd queen and stateswoman Margaret I managed to engineer the Kalmar Union, a system in which the monarch of Denmark would also hold the thrones of Norway and Sweden. With Finland under Swedish rule, this put almost the entire Nordic world under one geopolitical entity.

Sweden almost immediately disagreed with the Union, feeling that Danish attempts at centralization were coming at the expense of Sweden's sovereignty. Like most political disagreements during this time, these differences were settled on the battlefield over many bloody decades. The results of this turmoil were felt quite harshly in Finland, where the Swedish government extracted heavier and heavier taxes while the disruption in commerce made those taxes harder to pay.

With Sweden distracted by beating on its southern neighbor, the Great Beast of the East came back for another go at Finland. The various Russian states had consolidated around the power of Moscow, led by Grand Duke Ivan III (known as Ivan the Great, not to be confused with Ivan the Terrible). In 1495, Denmark and Moscow decided to form the "Fuck Sweden Alliance" and launch a double invasion of the country. The Russian armies poured into Finland, using their typically brutal tactics to devastate the Finnish countryside and kill many people.

Although Sweden preserved its rule over Finland, this didn't make them any less pissed off at Denmark for inciting the whole ordeal. Some decades later, in 1523, a Swedish noble named Gustav Vasa managed to win Sweden's independence. Unfortunately, that did not end hostilities between the two countries.

Protestant Reformation


The writings of Martin Luther, which kicked off the Reformation in the Holy Roman Empire in 1517, spread quickly throughout northern Europe due to the normal activities of German merchants. The Reformation found fertile ground in Sweden, where its monarch Gustav Vasa eagerly converted the country away from Catholicism to give himself an excuse to confiscate church properties and further strengthen the Swedish Crown after his still-recent usurpation.



This process threatened to cause conflict in Finland, though. Due to its recent arrival, the Church had behaved more nicely in Finland to win its support. As a result, the Church didn't own nearly as much land in Finland and generally used its finances to support education and charity. These savvy political moves made the Church much more popular in Finland than in Sweden or Denmark.

Sweden's new Lutheran government had to move slowly and cautiously in implementing the religious transition in Finland, unlike the rapid reforms which had swept over Sweden. Lutheran churches kept many Catholic doctrines and practices in Finland during the early decades and only carefully expanded. Sweden's Lutheran church wasn't fully established in Finland until 1598, many decades after Sweden had fully converted. Still, it was probably worth the hassle since this method allowed Swedish Finland to avoid massive religious civil wars like those elsewhere in Europe.

Turku Cathedral, built during the early years of Swedish rule to serve as the capital of a Catholic bishop, suffered quite heavily during the later years of the Lutheran transition as the Finnish Catholic clergy found more and more of their funds being funneled away by the Crown. The cathedral fell into disrepair by 1627 to the point where its roof leaked until the Lutherans eventually took over and remodeled it.

The Finnish language felt one most lasting impacts of the Reformation, as religious figure Mikael Agricola translated the Bible into Finnish. This being the first major project in which the Finnish language was written down, Agricola became known as the father of written Finnish. Probably little consolation for the poor man's cramping hands after all that writing.

Swedish imperial age
The Reformation also turned Sweden into a great power, as the Vasa dynasty centralized its governance and reformed the military with help from the religious transformations and the assets they seized from the Catholic Church. Sweden's first great flexing of its muscles came when it intervened on behalf of German Protestants in the Thirty Years War in 1630 under the leadership of its military-minded king Gustavus Adolphus. Finnish troops were conscripted into the Swedish army, and Finnish light cavalry units, known as Hakkapeliitta, were renowned and feared for their savage raids and skilled reconnaissance. Thanks to the invaluable participation of the Finnish warriors, Sweden annexed big chunks of northern Germany and became a true Baltic empire.

Unfortunately, Sweden's rise in status meant that everybody in the neighborhood came by looking for a fight. More wars ensued with Denmark, which meant more fighting for Finns. However, the worst war during this period began in 1700, when Denmark, Poland, and Russia formed a fateful coalition to cut Sweden down to size. Although the so-called Great Northern War (it wasn't so great for Finland) started out well for Sweden, it couldn't last long against the powerful alliance. Russia invaded Finland in 1714, beginning a period called the "Great Hatred", where Russian troops indiscriminately burned Finnish villages, hauled away thousands of Finnish slaves, and raped who-the-fuck-knows how many Finnish women. The war ended in 1721 after just about an entire generation of Finnish men had died terribly.

This basically ended Sweden as a great power. An attempt to restore that status led to an ill-conceived attack on Russia in 1741, causing another brutal occupation of Finland and more destruction. Not getting the hint yet, Sweden tried again in 1790. By this point, Finns were getting pretty fucking tired of the rising taxes and constant wars being fought on their homeland due to Swedish stupidity. They were also upset that Sweden kept handing Finnish land to Swedish nobles to maintain their support for the war, naturally coming without concern for the Finnish people already living there.

Amid decreasing Finnish loyalty and even a few mutinies, Russia finally ended Swedish rule in Finland in 1809 by just getting it over with and conquering the whole region.

Economic development
Despite the Russian Empire's authoritarianism, Finland finally caught a fucking break because Russia kept it mostly free from invasion. Politically, the Russians were also a bit nicer in Finland than elsewhere due to the desire to not have a huge revolt in a province so close to the imperial capital of St. Petersburg. Thus, Russia made Finland a semi-autonomous region called the "Grand Duchy" and kept most of the previous Swedish-imposed laws intact. It should be noted that Russia kept the old laws mostly because they were harsh enough to meet with the Tsar's approval, not due to kindness. Completing the takeover, Russia moved Finland's capital to Helsinki, feeling that the traditional capital at Turku was a bit too close to Sweden.

Over the last centuries, Finland's economy changed very little due to the constant wars, making anything other than farming and fishing impossible. This finally changed under Russian rule, as the Russians noticed that Europe had a greatly rising demand for lumber for construction and that Finland just happened to have a shitload of trees. The Russian and Finnish governments promoted railroad and waterway construction to connect Finland's interior with its coastlines, developments that finally brought Finland into something resembling the modern age. The rise of the lumber industry saw cash flow into Finland for the first time ever, allowing for further benefits of the Industrial Revolution.

From 1866 through 1868, Finland suffered from a colossal famine that killed more than 8% of its population. The Finnish and Russian regimes proved totally incompetent in handling it, and this proved to be Europe's last all-naturally caused famine. Afterward, Finland benefited from the introduction of mechanized agriculture as well as the introduction of the potato from America. Potatoes are good.

Rising nationalism
Finnish nationalism began as a language-based movement, and the Russian government initially supported the trend to alienate the Finns from the Swedes. Alienating the Finns from the Swedes was a cause also served by moving the capital to Helsinki, further away from Sweden and closer to Russia.

The Russians eventually started to sour on the concept after leading nationalist figure Johan Vilhelm Snellman made nothing ambiguous in stating that a secondary goal of Finnish nationalism was to avoid assimilating into the Russian Empire. The Kalevala, an epic poem based on pagan Finnish mythology, was published in 1835 and then revised in 1849, becoming a tremendously important work defining the Finnish spirit.

Alongside Finnish nationalism, Swedish nationalism within Finland also spiked in response. Swedes felt threatened by the increasingly powerful Finnish movement and kicked off their own efforts to protect their own language and culture from encroachments that they believed would surely be coming.

Despite the nationalist upheaval, Finland remained pacified during the Russian Empire's moments of weakness following its humiliating defeat in the Crimean War. Finland remained peaceful during the uprisings in Poland and Belarus, leading a grateful Russian Tsar to grant them the formation of an elected Finnish Diet and a separate Finnish army. Russia also elevated the Finnish language to full status, allowing further development of education in the Finnish language.

Russification
Nice things could only last so long in Russia, though, and by the 1890s Russian nationalists in the government were increasingly viewing Finland as a threat to the cohesion of the empire. The primary consideration there was military, as Russia's rivalry with the German Empire meant that Finland needed to remain a loyal buffer against the West no matter what. Thus, Russia chose to begin implementing its harsh "Russification" policies in Finland and the other minority regions of the empire.

The process began in 1899 with the February Manifesto, in which the Tsar abrogated Finnish autonomy and granted himself the right to rule by imperial edict while ignoring the Finnish regional government. Despite Finnish outrage, the Tsar continued by making Russian the primary language of the Finnish government.

Most infuriating to the Finns was the 1901 conscription law, which placed Finland's military under tsarist control and made Finns liable to be conscripted to die for the empire on any front. Mass protests and resistance to this measure temporarily halted the Russification process during the general 1905 unrest in the empire. The Russians resorted to even harsher methods to suppress dissent, like purging Finnish government offices, expanding censorship measures to shut down any undesirable publications, and granting the powers of a total dictator to Governor-General Nikolai Ivanovich Bobrikov.

The latter policy convinced Finnish nationalist Eugen Schauman to assassinate Bobrikov in 1904 in a murder-suicide strike. The Russians briefly backed down, and Schauman became a martyr and an icon for Finnish resistance. The pause abruptly ended in 1908 with the resumption of Russification and the total elimination of Finland's remaining government authority.

World War I


The Great War caused immediate great misery in Finland due to the ending of its foreign lumber market because of a naval blockade. This problem resulted in the destruction of much of its economy. Despite the efforts at Russification, Finland still proved to be more of a burden to Russia than an asset. Only 500 Finns volunteered to fight for Russia at the outset of the conflict, while Russia felt the need to deploy 35,000 troops to keep Finland under control.

As Russian rule became even more oppressive in wartime, what remained of Finnish loyalty quickly went bye-bye. Finns started defecting from Russia to fight for Germany, while nationalist and communist paramilitaries began forming for a possible fight for independence. Those Finns who fought for Germany, some 2,000 men in the so-called "Jäger Movement", eventually returned home to form the backbone of the nationalist and anti-communist White forces. When the February Revolution struck in 1917, most Finns were adamant that their country needed to sever ties with Russia and become free.

Civil war
After the tsarist regime imploded, an atmosphere of uncertainty settled over Finland that prevented them from taking serious action to prevent the Russian Provisional Government from retaining control there. However, everything was tossed in the air after the October Revolution took out the Provisional Government. The Bolshevik coup inspired downtrodden Finnish workers to rise up in their own mass strike movement, while middle and upper-class paramilitaries, who had been trained for war by Germany, clashed with them and the Red Guards. In late January, the Red Guards seized control of Helsinki and proclaimed a revolution.



The Finnish government responded by putting the aristocratic cavalry general Carl Gustaf Emil Mannerheim in charge of its White forces, hoping his experience in fighting for Russia would prove to be a decisive factor against the Reds. The front lines solidified, with the Whites in charge of the rural north while the Reds controlled the large southern cities with their working-class populations.



The Whites had fewer men, but Mannerheim proved to be a brilliant strategist. His forces were aided by a professional corps of ex-Jäger fighters and some trained officers from neighboring Sweden. The Finnish Reds, meanwhile, had little support from the Russian Bolsheviks due to the ongoing Russian Civil War and the fact that White Russian forces stood between the Bolsheviks and Finland. The Finnish Reds also lacked quality leadership, with no Finnish equivalent to Vladimir Lenin or Leon Trotsky.

In the spring of 1918, the Whites won their decisive victory in the Battle of Tampere, subjecting the Red stronghold in that city to siege, attempting multiple times to seize the city under machine-gun fire, and finally taking the city and executing a bunch of Red prisoners. Germany also intervened on behalf of the Finnish Whites, launching a naval invasion against Helsinki that crushed the Red capital.

Both sides, like in Russia, committed acts of terror and atrocity upon civilians and prisoners. The White Terror, being conducted with the Whites having the upper hand in the war, featured lawless field court-martials, take-no-prisoners policies, and bloody reprisals, resulting in the murder of some 10,000 people.

The war was a catastrophe for Finland, seeing much of the country's infrastructure destroyed. Even worse, just about every working-class urban family had suffered loss at the hands of the Whites, leading to roughly 40% of the Finnish population feeling no loyalty to the independent regime.

Uncertain democracy
Even after the war, Finnish "volunteers" crossed into Soviet territory and ventured into other countries to further aggravate the Red Bear. They participated in actions such as helping Estonia win its independence and launching numerous raids into territories they felt rightfully belonged to the Finns.

Meanwhile, the Whites had control of the government thanks to the civil war, an arrangement they used to attempt to create a Finnish monarchy. They chose their candidate poorly, though, as Prince Frederick Charles of Hesse was able to remain king for less than two months before abruptly renouncing the throne and returning home due to Germany's defeat in the war.



As the only remaining credible national leader, Mannerheim took control and demanded that Finland hold elections for a democratic government. The social democrats won effective control of the parliament and then teamed up with Finnish liberals to impose a republican constitution. Content, Mannerheim then resigned and retired from public life, and new elections resulted in the liberal politician K. J. Ståhlberg becoming Finland's first true president. Determined to help his country move past the war, the new president pardoned the Reds for their actions and adopted some of their demands, like giving trade unions more power and redistributing land to the poor.

During this time, Finland had to deal with more challenges, though. The formerly Swedish Åland Islands, which had been seized by Russia to become part of Finland, still had a majority Swedish-speaking population, and this population demanded independence through the League of Nations. The League eventually ruled that Finland would keep the islands but that their culture and language would have to be protected. This was later confirmed when Finland passed a 1922 law to that effect. Finland also had to deal with the Great Depression and the radicalizing impact on the population. The Lapua Movement was formed in 1929, inspired by Benito Mussolini and his fascist regime. It won seats in parliament while launching terrorist attacks across the country aimed at punishing leftists. They murdered various politicians and even kidnapped ex-president Ståhlberg. Luckily, the Finnish government could answer the threat by forcing the Lapua fuckheads to disarm and then banning the movement in 1932.

Still, the greatest threat by far came from the Soviet Union. Despite the borders being settled in a treaty, both Finland and the Soviet Union strongly mistrusted each other, and both sides considered war inevitable. Amid the threat, Mannerheim left retirement and returned to military life to oversee the construction of fortifications across southern Finland and arming new, modern army divisions.

Winter War
In 1939, Nazi Germany and the Soviet Union signed the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact, which set the stage for the German conquest of Poland by dividing Eastern Europe into spheres of influence. Poor Finland ended up in the Soviet sphere, meaning the Soviets had a free hand to threaten or attack them without overt German interference. Joseph Stalin considered Finland's proximity to the city of Leningrad an unacceptable threat, and he decided to go on a little imperialism venture and bite some chunks out of Finland to push the border back somewhat. If the Soviets could annex the whole thing, then even better. Soviet propaganda also denounced Finland as a fascist lapdog.



Finland naturally rejected Stalin's demands for land, despite General Mannerheim's pleas that Finland was diplomatically isolated and could expect no help against the Red Beast. Mannerheim resigned in protest but soon returned once the Soviets attacked.



The Finns benefited greatly from the heavy Mannerheim Line fortifications and Mannerheim's leadership. The Soviet forces struggled due to having had much of the Red Army's officer corps purged by Stalin. Thus, the Finns managed to halt the Soviet offensive while the Russians took horrific casualties. The general heroism of Finnish soldiers from all political backgrounds against their common enemy did much to heal the deep divisions left by the civil war.

Unfortunately, the Soviets soon figured out that something had to change. They started 1940 by using massive artillery barrages to demolish the Mannerheim Line and deny the Finns their greatest advantage. Without the fortifications, the Finns could no longer halt the Soviet advance, and they soon agreed to cede Stalin's desired bits of land. Most painful was the loss of Viipuri, Finland's second-largest city. Virtually all Finns in those territories chose to leave their homes and move back into Finland, losing their homes and livelihoods to become refugees.

The war had far-reaching consequences. The Soviet Union had been humiliated by its inability to subdue the much smaller Finland. Adolf Hitler looked upon that failure as confirmation that the USSR would be a pushover in the event of a German invasion. This was a factor causing Nazi Germany to significantly underestimate the Soviets.

Continuation War
Instead of accepting defeat, Finland began angrily rearming and reintegrating the hundreds of thousands of refugees. Urging them on was the still-recent knowledge that caving to Soviet demands had led to the Baltic States being annexed fully, a fate that Finland feared awaited them now that the Soviet Union had forced them to cede land and destroyed their fortifications. Finnish tenacity had also impressed Hitler, and he struck an agreement with the Finnish government later in 1940, allowing German troops to be stationed in Finland ahead of the planned German invasion. By the spring of 1941, Finland had joined the Germans in planning their offensive against the Soviets, hoping to regain Finnish territory and possibly expand.

Finland did not join the German attack on the Soviet Union, though, as they preferred not to appear as the aggressor. Instead, they used Soviet strikes against them three days later as a pretext to begin their own invasion. The Finnish war greatly benefitted the Axis, as it bottled up the Soviet fleets in the Gulf of Finland, tied down Soviet divisions in the north, and even helped the Germans inflict their horrific siege against Leningrad. In light of this, the UK declared war on Finland, although it didn't really do much about it. The United States outright refused. The lack of democratic aggression against Finland was helped by the fact that Finland was itself a democracy and that Finland refused later to allow Germany to inflict the Holocaust on its Jews.

Ultimately, though, Germany's war effort was an inevitable failure, and so was Finland's. Finland started looking for a way out right after the German defeat at Stalingrad in early 1943, and they suffered a massive Soviet counterattack later that year. Finland lost even more territory and was forced to pay war reparations. The armistice agreement of 1944 also mandated that Finland force the Germans out of their borders.

Lapland War
Our German brothers-in-arms will forever remain in our hearts. The Germans in Finland were certainly not the representatives of foreign despotism but helpers and brothers-in-arms. The Germans weren't ready to quit yet, and although they had plans to leave Finland, they didn't want to. Under intense pressure from the Soviet Union, Finland outright attacked its former German ally to force the withdrawal more quickly. The furious Germans retaliated by using scorched-earth tactics on Finnish soil. As one last "fuck you", the Germans razed multiple cities, destroying everything but Lutheran churches, and they also tore up roads and railroads behind them to make the Finnish pursuit more difficult.

In addition to the property losses, estimated as equivalent to about US$300 million (in 1945 dollars) that the German outrage caused, some 100,000 more Finns became homeless refugees, placing even more of a burden on the government and the country. The Germans also left a shitload of mines buried across northern Finland, some hidden so well that they kept killing civilians well into 1948.

The conflict ended in late 1944, with the last German troops being expelled in the spring of 1945.

In total
The war had come at an enormous cost to Finland, not just monetarily. Approximately 86,000 Finns died in the war (three times the losses in the civil war), while 500,000 Finns had become homeless refugees. Finland had also lost big chunks of its territory, including nickel mines, one of its most valuable assets in the Petsamo area. Finland had preserved its independence, but it was also under close watch by the Soviet Union.

Reconstruction and appeasement
Realizing that antagonizing the Soviets any further would be a bad idea, Finland instead turned towards a policy of appeasement. The hope was that if Finland avoided pissing the Soviet Union off, they would get to keep their democratic and capitalist way of life. Finland faithfully observed the peace agreement with the Soviets by punctually paying the "we're sorry" tax and putting eight leading Finnish politicians (including former president Ryti) on trial for war crimes. Ryti and the six accused would be sentenced to prison for plotting an offensive war, a crime against peace.

Finland also had to legalize its communist party, which promptly won a majority in the parliament thanks to the efforts of disaffected sympathizers left over from the civil war. Even though the country's economy was in ruins, Finland also rejected Marshall Plan aid from the United States to avoid ticking off the Soviets. This prolonged Finland's economic hardship.

Finland's fear reached a height in 1948 after communists launched a coup that took over Czechoslovakia. The Soviet Union also demanded a new peace treaty that was dreadfully similar to the ones it had signed with those states that had been folded into the Eastern Bloc. Luckily, Finland's government managed to make it clear that they weren't going to cave to such a demand without the use of force, a tool the Soviets were unwilling to apply in the atmosphere of the early Cold War and threats of American nuclear weapons. The modified agreement was the "Agreement of Friendship, Cooperation, and Mutual Assistance", which obliged Finland to remain neutral and to never again allow its territory to be used as a base from which to attack the Soviets.



The reparations payments, meanwhile, turned out to be a long-term blessing in disguise. The Soviets demanded goods rather than money, and the industry that Finland built up to meet those demands became an enormous asset for them. Finland's economy continued to become increasingly industrialized, while Finnish-Soviet trade only increased after the end of the reparations. Finland also got to host the 1952 Summer Olympics in Helsinki. Better there than Munich.

Cold War buffer state
Finland carefully avoided angering the Soviets or appearing too pro-Western, to the point where a government was dissolved because Khrushchev seemed to have voiced displeasure that it did not include the communist party in its coalition despite them having gotten the most seats. In West Germany, this phenomenon was derisively referred to as "Finlandization", criticizing Finland's self-censorship and kowtowing to the Soviet Union. Finnish libraries even banned books deemed too anti-Soviet.

The country was also useful to the Soviets and the West as a neutral ground for espionage. Soviet and Western spies used Finland to keep an eye on each other. The Finnish government sometimes covertly passed information to the West or allowed its territory to be used as a smuggling route for Soviet defectors. Soviet spy agencies created extensive materials to instruct their agents on how to act Finnish and blend in with local society.

Rise of the welfare state


Finland's economy further prospered thanks to its government's determination to build trade ties with the US. In doing so, they had to overcome increasingly annoyed Soviet suspicion, but Finland did manage to join the European Economic Community in 1973. The profits from trade helped set the stage for the introduction of Finland's welfare state, which was slowly implemented as a series of policies designed to respond to different problems.

Due to its later industrialization, Finland took longer than its fellow Nordic countries to implement the characteristic extensive welfare regime. It began with implementing a national pension plan in 1957, which was then supplemented with unemployment aid in the 1960s and then the establishment of a comprehensive national health system in the 1970s.

The primary engine of the welfare state's growth came from labor militancy and the rising power of trade unions to the point where general walkouts and strikes brought down Finnish governments in 1950 and 1956. Those efforts, combined with voting and electoral participation, ensured that the social democrats and the communists had the upper hand in Finnish politics. Many technocrats and nationalists also viewed a welfare regime as the easiest way to keep the workers in line.

In the 1990s, though, Finland saw a major threat after its largest trading partner, the Soviet Union, went the way of the dodo. This, combined with a simultaneous banking crisis, created a terrible recession. Finns had to endure a few years of strict austerity measures under the Paavo Lipponen government, but the economy eventually recovered.

Finland today
Finland joined the European Union in 1995 and adopted the Euro in 1999. Though it wasn't interested in joining NATO at the time, it did orient more strongly to the West while abandoning its formal neutrality. Russia did its best to ensure that remained the status quo by referring to Finland as neutral and making it clear that Finland joining NATO would be a big problem for the Russians. That of course all went down the shitter when increasingly unbalanced dictator Vladimir Putin invaded Ukraine in 2022. Following this, Finland officially joined NATO in 2023.

People
Finns are much more introverted than many other groups of people, mainly because Finnish culture doesn't view silence or lapses in conversation as awkward. Instead, silence is considered a nice time for relaxation and introspection.

Despite this apparent shyness, most Finns appear to be satisfied with their lives; indeed, the United Nations’ World Happiness Report ranked Finland the second happiest nation after Denmark — though this is probably related to the Finnish joke, "The reason Swedes get pregnant is that they have the Finns to help them out". They leave a large ecological footprint.

Structure
Finland is a representative parliamentary republic. Finland's constitution is astoundingly rigid, requiring the consent of two-thirds from two consecutive parliaments to see passage. Finland's parliament is unicameral, consisting of 200 members. 199 are elected every four years using the of party-list proportional representation. The Åland islands also elect one member.

The leader of Finland's government is the prime minister, elected by the parliament every four years. The prime minister then forms the government, and the government relies on having a majority share in parliament. Since there are many Finnish political parties, governments tend to be coalitions. Finland also has a president who is directly elected, but the president's powers have substantially decreased since the formation of the office.

Welfare programs
Finland's welfare model is typically extensive compared to its Nordic neighbors. The image of a homogenous "nanny state" enacting nice policies out of national unity is false; instead, most Finns tolerate paying high taxes because they get many quality services in return. Finns don't like each other any more than people in other countries. They just realize that nearly a full year of paid parental leave for each child, free quality education, free college, free graduate school, nearly free world-class universal healthcare, and nice unemployment benefits are good things to have.

Welfare programs include:
 * Child allowances, child care, and maintenance allowances, and maternity benefits
 * Compulsory old-age pension plan
 * Disability benefits include housing, occupational training, sheltered working environments, and physical rehabilitation
 * Free child daycare provided by local governments
 * Services for substance addiction, including clinics, halfway houses, and emergency housing
 * A decentralized but universal healthcare system

Public ownership and trade unions
Finland might not be socialist, but it isn't a capitalist paradise either. Finland's government owns more than one-third of the country's wealth, while a quarter of Finns are employed in government services like education and healthcare. On top of that, 90% of Finnish workers have a contract with a trade union.

Trade unions have a lot of influence over the Finnish government, being consulted carefully on legislation that would impact Finnish workers. Certain rights enjoyed by workers, including annual vacations and generous overtime pay, exist at the insistence of trade unions.

Education
Finland is often praised for its high-quality education system, and Finnish students are often ranked as the best in the world. Finnish schools do not teach intelligent design, nor do they teach the controversy. Biology books establish evolution as one of the 8 primary conditions for life, and the Big Bang is referenced constantly as the origin of the Universe. Religion is taught mainly for the students to understand and tolerate world religions, and Christianity is mainly dealt with from a philosophical perspective. Religion is nevertheless a compulsory school subject: members of the Lutheran church attend classes on Lutheranism. There is, however, a non-denominational option (elämänkatsomustieto), and in some schools, other religious teachings are available.

Åland Islands
The Åland Islands is Finland's sole autonomous region, having its demilitarized status and certain special rights guaranteed under a 1920 agreement that Finland signed with the League of Nations. The Finnish government holds that the agreement still applies, and the treaty was made official under the European Union's laws. The islands have this special status because they were initially Swedish before being folded into Finland by the Russian Empire; the islands still have a majority Swedish population today.

Åland is officially demilitarized, meaning that there can be no military presence or fortifications on the islands and that attacking them while in a war with Finland is an unlawful act (not that any belligerents would probably care). Finland also guarantees to respect the islanders' Swedish culture, language, local customs, and system of self-government. This also makes the region exempt from conscription.

The islands' region has its own taxation system, its own postage stamps, its own flag, and Swedish as its only official language. The Åland Islands are guaranteed representation in the Finnish parliament, to which they elect one representative. They also have their own parliament, which manages most of the islands' affairs and is elected and run based on the parliamentarian model.

Exports

 * Saunas
 * Nokia
 * Finlandia vodka
 * Linux
 * Juhan af Grann
 * Ear light therapy
 * Sports!
 * , a Finnish take on baseball and the national sport
 * Ice hockey, the most popular sport in the country
 * FAST people
 * Rallying, Finland rule the . Enough said
 * world champions. Finland has done better than any of its Nordic neighbours, and racked up a whopping four Drivers' Championships, won by, (won twice), and . Damn!
 * Ski jumping. Finland are the GOATs. They've racked up ten Golds, eight Silvers, and four Bronzes. Damn! (again)
 * Dirty socialism
 * a classical music pioneer.
 * Metal music:, , and  are from here. Ah, the joys of liberalism. Or not: Varg Vikernes.