Thread:User talk:Nebuchadnezzar/CONGRATULATIONS

Two weeks ago, you made the millionth edit to RationalWiki!

This absolutely arbitrary milestone that has no special meaning beyond being an unusually large and round number must make you very proud! ''You must be happy! Be oh so happy because you made the millionth edit! '''It is a very good thing and it will be with you forever. You are so lucky and must cherish it. CHERISH IT FOREVER AND KEEP IT CLOSE TO YOU AND IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT WHEN THERE IS NO NOISE AND YOU WONDER IF YOU WILL EVER BREATHE AGAIN THEN YOU CAN RELAX AS YOUR HEART FAILS BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOU MADE THE MILLIONTH EDIT OH MY GOD I SEE THE DARK I SEE IT I SEE IT'

Congrats!