User:Jon in Iowa

Lazy?!
I ask you, was Newton lazy for forgetting to go to lunch? Was Caesar lazy for never being wounded (until he was stabbed to death, natch)? Was Raskolnikov lazy for using a borrowed axe? Was Queen Elizabeth lazy for never taking a husband? Was Don Quixote lazy for never finding Dulcinea? Is Tony Danza lazy for always playing guys named Tony? Is Jack Nicholson lazy for going to every Lakers game but never trying out for the team?

When I was a younger fellow, I had a great many teachers who called me lazy, when, in reality, I was an exceptionally prolific video gamer.

Lazy Quotes
You're lazy; ya just stay in bed. You're lazy; ya just stay in bed. You don't want no money. You don't want no bread. - Deep Purple, "Lazy"

Things I know

 * What an interrobang is (Do you?!)
 * How to play zee gee-tar, manjolin and euchre-lily
 * Deep Purple's "Lazy" has some totally bitchin' guitar

Things I Don't Know

 * The first damned bit about wiki editing
 * Lists have at least two items!

Conclusion
Yes, the red link was annoying, but it was my red link, and you took that away from me.

Jon in Iowa 23:58, 10 June 2008 (EDT)