Talk:Shirley MacLaine

A Shirley MacLaine story, purely for entertainment
Shirley was on a morale-boosting tour of US Army facilities during the Vietnam War. One soldier was heard to whisper to his fellows, a little too loud, "See that, that's Shirley MacLaine that is. I fucked her in Hollywood 15 years ago."

The Sergeant Major yelled "You're on a charge, soldier, and apologize to the lady."

Shirley said "Oh leave him alone, he's probably right. --Ithaca (talk) 19:57, 18 August 2013 (UTC)