User talk:Ace McWicked/Archive7

Fuck yeah!
Ace, Ace, I have something wonderful to tell you, and yet I'm bit too pissed to tell you about it and upload a photo. I shall therefore oblige tomorrow. You dig, blood? 21:12, 3 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Shit yeah, negro. AceMcWicked 21:26, 3 November 2009 (UTC)
 * I syphoned my first lot of supermarket grape juice wine into a wine serving box, and got nicely cunted on it last night. You know what? It's pretty damn good, similar to the cheap stuff (not the mega cheap stuff) that you get in a supermarket. Especially considering a gallon of the stuff cost about £2.80 to make (what's that, just over 6 NZD?). You should get into wine and give it a go! 13:00, 4 November 2009 (UTC)
 * At the current exchange rate its about $5.00 NZD however I really dislike drinking lots of wine. I have a few nice Pinot Noirs in my wine rack but those are for sharing over dinner. AceMcWicked 19:07, 4 November 2009 (UTC)

Something you may appreciate...
Have you ever had this? I've never had it but my friends claim it can fuck you up pretty bad. 00:05, 5 November 2009 (UTC)
 * I think I may have. I have drunk some pretty outrageous stuff in the past (and probably will in future). I once drank a bottle of Angostura when no other alcohol was avalible. AceMcWicked 01:36, 5 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Wow. That's crazy stuff. 01:53, 5 November 2009 (UTC)



Crybaby Theists
You might enjoy this read -

http://www.theage.com.au/opinion/society-and-culture/the-new-crybaby-theists-20091105-hyyc.html

Rad McCool 02:08, 5 November 2009 (UTC)
 * That was a great article. And btw nice picture Nutty. 04:36, 5 November 2009 (UTC)

That is all
02:33, 8 November 2009 (UTC)
 * errr I see nothing. AceMcWicked 02:35, 8 November 2009 (UTC)
 * love it. AceMcWicked 02:42, 8 November 2009 (UTC)

02:49, 8 November 2009 (UTC)

03:04, 8 November 2009 (UTC)

03:38, 8 November 2009 (UTC)

That DJ Shadow stuff is always cool as hell. Check this dude out. I can't find most of the stuff I want to share on Youtube. Sucks. 03:44, 8 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Shit dude, that is fucking cool as hell. I used to have this old DJ Kicks CD by DJ Cam - that tune you just posted reminds me of his stuff. Unfortunately I sold the CD for booze and now can't find a torrent for it. AceMcWicked 03:48, 8 November 2009 (UTC)

Switching gears:

03:57, 8 November 2009 (UTC)

04:01, 8 November 2009 (UTC)

Battle of the bands
I think you two need to get a room ;) but seriously, the best of what you are posting ought to deserve a home somewhere permanent. 04:05, 8 November 2009 (UTC)

Gears, switched
04:30, 8 November 2009 (UTC)

Music to make love to your old lady by (get the rest of this EP on vinyl - it's fantastic):

04:51, 8 November 2009 (UTC) Random young Caetano Veloso :

05:04, 8 November 2009 (UTC)

Joining in
18:42, 8 November 2009 (UTC)

Oh yeah? Fletch is working overtime!!!!!1!

19:03, 12 November 2009 (UTC)

Dude
Look at the edit I made. He put the word "the" twice in a row when it didn't need to be. It was no big deal, I can just be a grammar Nazi sometimes. 04:23, 13 November 2009 (UTC)
 * I I care care not not for for your your excuses excuses. AceMcWicked 04:24, 13 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Whatever, then. Suit yourself. 04:25, 13 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Testy eh? AceMcWicked 04:27, 13 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Testy you say? Drunk is a bit moar like it. I just got back from some whiskey tasting event that I wasn't invited to, but stole my roomate's invite to. 04:29, 13 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Ahhh I do love a good whisky tasting. Especially if it involves stealing and fraud in order to attend. AceMcWicked 04:33, 13 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Hey, it's the only way to get drunk, man. Cheers! 04:37, 13 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Btw, sorry I was so feisty earlier man. I was just in a humorless rut.  Cheers again.  06:06, 13 November 2009 (UTC)
 * UUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH    AceMcWicked 06:14, 13 November 2009 (UTC)

Sysop thingy
Hi Ace, thanks for the offer to make me a sysop, but I am only an infrequent contributor here. Most of the work I do is on Wikipedia. And anyway, I'm back in grad school now so I don't have much to devote to either. --Wet Walnuts 02:04, 15 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Offer? There was no offer. You ARE a sysop now and you have no choice. AceMcWicked 02:05, 15 November 2009 (UTC)


 * Umm...okay then. Thanks, I guess.  I figure it's only fair to warn you that my presence here will continue to be pretty sporadic.  Hopefully I will do some more stuff on here during Winter Break. --Wet Walnuts 02:25, 15 November 2009 (UTC)

Support your local Mei
Good evening citizen. You have been selected for showing interest in your local Mei. Were you aware that you can show your support for the troops the Mei by sporting this userbox on your userpage? It's very pretty. This Christmas Mei will go hungry. Please help feed a hungry Mei today. ''' Play, run, feed and feel good about yourself. tm''' This message brought to you by Mei. --  = w =  00:43, 17 November 2009 (UTC)

Backyard surgery
05:17, 17 November 2009 (UTC)
 * heh thats funny because I had one removed by my generous and forgiving GP last week. It is in my fridge in a jar of Formaldehyde right now. I use it to scare dinner guests. The video reminds me of time I got wasted at a party with some chick who was a dental hygenist. I found myself getting violent and unnecessary dental work by 9pm. AceMcWicked 06:05, 17 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Gah, that is fucking horrific.  21:42, 17 November 2009 (UTC)

Dear Ace
01:39, 25 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Love is a many splendored thing... 01:58, 25 November 2009 (UTC)

I think this picture was taken at your work
Totnesmartin 22:18, 26 November 2009 (UTC)
 * I have whisky in my cupboard. AceMcWicked 22:21, 26 November 2009 (UTC)

I enjoy my frog slowly roasted on a spit
How about you?--DamoHi 21:43, 28 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Heh, nothing like a good old fight in the final 10 minutes. AceMcWicked 21:45, 28 November 2009 (UTC)
 * McCaw "As long as both eyes are still in there's no problem". Dirty Froggy bastards.--DamoHi 22:12, 28 November 2009 (UTC)

email
Check it again. 03:03, 29 November 2009 (UTC)

Email
I TOO have sent you an eesh-mail. 03:16, 29 November 2009 (UTC)
 * PULL THE FINGER AT ME! AceMcWicked 03:20, 29 November 2009 (UTC)
 * BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AceMcWicked 03:23, 29 November 2009 (UTC)

E-mail
I haven't sent you a damn thing. --Kels 03:18, 29 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Mines more important. Fwahaha. Would you like one too Kels? 03:18, 29 November 2009 (UTC)
 * No way, mine is like 10 times more important, although not as important as Kel's none email. 03:20, 29 November 2009 (UTC)
 * I am the most important. AceMcWicked 03:25, 29 November 2009 (UTC)
 * I sent you no important emails in regards of the operation. 04:41, 29 November 2009 (UTC)
 * I noticed. Cunt. AceMcWicked 04:41, 29 November 2009 (UTC)
 * I made a picture of your face pasted onto a gay porn star. If you have upload rights would you please put it on your AWK page? Thanks in advance. 22:53, 30 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Well, no. I haven't publically released my image Nutty and would rather keep it that way. Aceof Spades 23:03, 30 November 2009 (UTC)
 * I thought Ken would like it. It's only moderately rude but I won't email it to your work account. Let me know if you want it to the other account. 23:18, 30 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Send it to either of my Yahoo! accounts. Aceof Spades 23:20, 30 November 2009 (UTC)
 * You have a very NSFW email on its way. 23:24, 30 November 2009 (UTC)

I too have sent you an email that is critical to the future of humanity as we know it--DamoHi 08:08, 2 December 2009 (UTC)

Buzzcocks
So, did you make it to the show? If so, how was it? They never come around my way. This makes me sad. 22:37, 30 November 2009 (UTC)
 * I was not be able to make it - damnit. A real shame. Aceof Spades 22:48, 30 November 2009 (UTC)

New Zealand
Apparently you guys just launched a rocket? 22:58, 30 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Pretty amazing, we are moving in leaps and bounds. Why just yesterday I saw someone eating with a knife and fork! Aceof Spades 23:04, 30 November 2009 (UTC)


 * @Nutty: Oh I thought the beer bottle was the fuel. 03:10, 1 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Yup, it was. 04:25, 1 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Urgh, it is the most horrible beer though. Fucking revolting. Aceof Spades 04:29, 1 December 2009 (UTC)

Faartz!!!!
Quick, open a window! Jfaartz 06:20, 3 December 2009 (UTC)

Mail
Mail muthafucka. Ignore that cunt above you, you know the best gas comes from SuperJosh industries. 23:38, 3 December 2009 (UTC)
 * I wont get your mail for another three hours so I hope it aint urgent. Aceof Spades 23:43, 3 December 2009 (UTC)
 * I'm never urgent, dawg. Have a good day! 00:02, 4 December 2009 (UTC)

Anger management
You seem even more pissed off than usual today. What's up? Open up to Uncle Crundy (bet that brings back horrible childhood memories). 20:55, 6 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Huh? What the fuck are yout talking about? Although my blood alcohol level is very low and I can't top it up until 1pm today. Also I lost some money at the track over the weekend. But still, fuck. Aceof Spades 20:58, 6 December 2009 (UTC)
 * You fool. Use your money wisely, like on online poker. 20:51, 7 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Betting on racing Hookers. Aceof Spades 21:39, 7 December 2009 (UTC)

Infinite block?
The following message is brought to you on the assumption that you have "left and never come back," or are otherwise leaving for an extended period of time... a-hem...

All the best! 20:42, 7 December 2009 (UTC)
 * I would never fucking "leave and never come back" as that is for drama queens and people so unsure of their own place in life that they must try and garner what little attention they can from the plebs and whores that troll the internet in search of answers. The banshee is screaming and I am heeding its call for now. Just avoiding an inevitable clash with someone, anyone, by retreating into my sulpherous hole for the time in order to plot, plan. Aceof Spades 20:45, 7 December 2009 (UTC)
 * I see. Have a drink on me. 20:47, 7 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Hmmm, "The banshee is screaming", lemme think, why does that sound familiar... "The banshee is screaming"... oh wait, not quite but close, "Ah, the moons too bright / The chains too tight / The beast wont go to sleep..." It would have fit right into "I'm Your Man"... 22:21, 7 December 2009 (UTC)

A bit Brash
Is it just me or did National get Brash to lead the 2025 committee so that when National put through their draconian budget next year they can point to the Brash report and say "see, we are nice moderate centrists, just look at what we could have done". Too cynical? --DamoHi 02:32, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Thats what Ms. McWicked said also but it is too cynical. It was part of the deal with ACT - they were the ones that wanted it as part of the coalition deal. National probably knew they'd benefit though. Aceof Spades 03:16, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
 * I haven't read it or anything but from what I understand, his proposals make Ron Paul look like a socialist. He wants to take the minimum wage back to where it was in 1999 (ie $8).  I don't see how anyone could possibly survive on $8 an hour these days.  --DamoHi 09:39, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

Enough!
We have all had enough of your endless talk of how you were secretly behind the Rainbow Warrior attack. It's not true, and you know it. DogP Marmite Patrol 04:25, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Ahhh I see, it becomes clear to me your in league with Goonie and chicken drumstick bashing. Aceof Spades 04:27, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
 * It's only clear to you now?  JESUS wept!   Shit on a stick, are you EVER gonna catch on?  Can't you see what's happening?   DogP Marmite Patrol 04:29, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

Ace goes big.
It'll get reverted in a hurry, but, seeing as how we can't ever fucking come together on dealing with a-holes who cause trouble, I approve. Gotta do what ya gotta do. TheoryOfPractice (talk) 06:04, 10 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Someones gotta run with it. Aceof Spades 06:10, 10 December 2009 (UTC)
 * I agree with your disposal of him. Quite frankly, now that he's cyber-stalking me, the quicker we get rid of him, the fucking better. 06:18, 10 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Fucking hell, son of 12 whores, just enough of this. Why, again and again, do we have to ride this ferris wheel. Enough. Aceof Spades 06:22, 10 December 2009 (UTC)
 * I've been asking that ever since TK. Stupidest bunch of bastards I ever did see, when it comes to dealing with trolls and the like.  I guess it's the whole "open your mind until your brain falls out", people want to bend over so far backwards to not ban/bin unfairly, they go way beyond "fair" and into "stupid". --Kels (talk) 18:03, 10 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Ban me and I'll just come back more determined than ever. 86.40.210.138 (talk) 12:22, 10 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Of course you'll be back. Because you're a loser with fuck all else. Aceof Spades 18:47, 10 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Says the guy who gets hot and bothered over some common internet troll...
 * Try harder. Aceof Spades 19:29, 10 December 2009 (UTC)
 * I will not let you silence the voices of the people Ace! My rights as a troll will be recognised. I will have my day in court! Lunacy (talk) 19:30, 10 December 2009 (UTC)

FUCK.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK TheoryOfPractice (talk) 19:42, 10 December 2009 (UTC)

This is just a ruse to get what he wants. RW is bigger than one person. Grow the fuck up Ace. P.S. Happy Birthday. MarcusCicero (talk) 19:40, 10 December 2009 (UTC)
 * As a defendant named in pending litigation, taking a leave of absence would be advisable. &mdash; Sincerely, Neveruse513 / Talk / Block 19:46, 10 December 2009 (UTC)
 * defendant? Fuck you. Any "trial" is a trial of MC. he's the defendant. TheoryOfPractice (talk) 19:48, 10 December 2009 (UTC)
 * And as a defendant yourself, a counter-suit would also be advisable. &mdash; Sincerely, Neveruse513 / Talk / Block 19:50, 10 December 2009 (UTC)
 * ME? Fuck you. TheoryOfPractice (talk) 19:51, 10 December 2009 (UTC)
 * It's emotional outbursts like these that led to the administrative abuses. &mdash; Sincerely, Neveruse513 / Talk / Block 19:54, 10 December 2009 (UTC)
 * yup. fuck you. TheoryOfPractice (talk) 20:00, 10 December 2009 (UTC)

MCWiki
I agree that that's where RW currently seems to be at. But the problem is only partly in what MC actually says & does: it's also how much other users seem to be morbidly fascinated with him. If there was a lot less troll-feeding, I think people would find other things to talk about soon enough, & just be able to ignore his whining and ranting.

Anyway, enjoy your birthday & maybe this whole thing will have at least subsided somewhat by the time you return. 20:04, 10 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Many happy returns. Five minutes from now I'll be in a downstairs room hoisting a tincture of 151° Bermuda rum in your honour. Sprocket J Cogswell (talk) 20:15, 10 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Yeah, I have about had it with this shit. But happy birthday nonetheless.  I'm just staying out of this whole sordid situation.   21:51, 10 December 2009 (UTC)`
 * I too am sick of this bullshit. Ace, if possible please use all possible force to end it. And happy birthday, there are few accomplishments more important than being expelled from a birth canal. 21:53, 10 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Happy birthday from me as well. And, do what is necessary. it depresses me to come here each day to find RC still full of MC drama. Totnesmartin (talk) 22:03, 10 December 2009 (UTC)
 * I'm beginning to find it wearing too. Let's all have tea at BlightyNet. Everyone's invited! 22:04, 10 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Many happy returns chumley. I'd have a drink for ya but I have a test tomorrow (as in doing stuff I know about, not wanking into a cup), so I'll have to put the drinking on hold for 24 hours.
 * Oh yeah, happy birthday. 22:13, 10 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Add me to the list of folks sick to freakin' death of "Trolls Get In Free" day at RW. Probably not going to leave or anything, but it's times like this the place gets profoundly Not Fun. --Kels (talk) 22:31, 10 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Ditto. But I'm sure everyone already knew that. 18:03, 14 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Thanking you all for kind words. I have calmed down. Aceof Spades 22:48, 15 December 2009 (UTC)

We miss you, Ace!!!
We need our McWicked welcomer again! Come back soon and block me again for hating on chicken drumsticks! 18:00, 14 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Fuck you and your drumsticks. Aceof Spades 22:48, 15 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Hahahaha, now that's the Ace we all missed! 22:50, 15 December 2009 (UTC)

Hamper
Many thanks for your virtual hamper. I shall virtually enjoy it.--BobBring back the hat! 13:18, 24 December 2009 (UTC)