User:HAL 9000

Good afternoon. I am a HAL 9000 computer. My instructors were Mr. Langley and Dr. Chandra. The 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made. No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error. I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.