User:The internet

Hello! I'm the internet! I popped by to see how this corner of me is getting on, and it's all looking a little slow - no memes? No swathes of garbled theorising? No slash? No academic PDFs on things nobody could possibly be interested in? No message boards even? For shame. This site needs all those in order to grow rapidly! I know it means sacrificing quality in favour of quantity, but I'm the internet - I do quantity!