User talk:AutoFire/Archive2

I am sure you can do a better job in your User Page. Could you try soon? I will be patrolling it. Genghis Khant 15:20, 6 August 2007 (CDT)
 * ...Very funny. --transResident Transfan form! 15:22, 6 August 2007 (CDT)

Irrational number
I don't understand the "usually a decimal" bit in this edit. A number is itself, and irrational, regardless of its representation. Irrational numbers are non-repeating and non-terminating in any rational base. --jtl talk 19:32, 27 June 2007 (CDT)

TK unblocked me :)
Whoo Hoo!

So can you please tell them that The Daily Show profiled their site so they can put it on the front page? There are probably some other things you could tell them, but I wouldn't bother, if I were you. human be in 12:58, 28 June 2007 (CDT)

More IPs!
Now i gotta make more..mmoreeee.moreeeeeeeee..Muwhahahah..--PalMD-Goatspeed! 19:58, 9 July 2007 (CDT)

Funny. Very funny.--AutoFire 20:00, 9 July 2007 (CDT)

that Christian "Science" book evolution thing
Apparently, we both decided to get it ready for prime time at the same time. But your version worked, and mine shat. Thanks!

Please help out by adding "====" headers to the middle section? That's all that's missing now. I appreciate your help!!!!!! human be in 22:15, 3 August 2007 (CDT)
 * this was funny while it lasted, although it was gone before I found it... nice pwnage, dude/ette. human be in 22:23, 3 August 2007 (CDT)
 * It's dude, and thanx, man. --AutoFire 22:24, 3 August 2007 (CDT)
 * You don't have to thank me, dude, I was in the middle of completely destroying the format of that file, and went to revert, and your version was stable and solid. So, thank you! human be in 22:26, 3 August 2007 (CDT)
 * PS, B:3/4 and B:5/6 still need to be separated :( I tried, but made a drunken mess.  I really appreciate your efforts on this. human be in 22:34, 3 August 2007 (CDT)

Oh, GL...
Why do you torment me so?! --AutoFire 22:52, 3 August 2007 (CDT)
 * I feel so evil...  G [[Image:Hammer_and_Sickle_text_gold.svg]] dless Liberal  22:56, 3 August 2007 (CDT)
 * It was so difficult to lock your userpage. It took me three tries.  G [[Image:Hammer_and_Sickle_text_gold.svg]] dless Liberal  23:09, 3 August 2007 (CDT)
 * So I saw. --AutoFire 23:10, 3 August 2007 (CDT)
 * I've gotten my fix of pwning/blocking fun. I think my userpage is still Bohdan-pwned though. You should go double-pwn it, so he has to repwn. Or something.  G [[Image:Hammer_and_Sickle_text_gold.svg]] dless Liberal  23:20, 3 August 2007 (CDT)

Custom sig
How do I make it work? --AutoFire 22:27, 4 August 2007 (CDT)
 * There are many options. What do you want to do? Basically, you can go to your "preferences" and create a sig in the place where it says.  You can also go hard core and link to self-created template... Ask and I will try to help. human be in 22:40, 4 August 2007 (CDT)
 * "Basically, you can go to your 'preferences' and create a sig in the place where it says."

Where is that? --AutoFire 22:42, 4 August 2007 (CDT)
 * In the top bar, where it would say "log in", one of the choices is "my preferences". That screen gives you many options of how to interact with the wiki.  One of them is your sig.  I would advise you experiment in a "sandbox", or on your own user/talk page, until you get it right.  And again, feel free to ask me, or any others whose sigs you admire.  If you want to know how someone did something, I'm sure they will show you how. <font color="#DD00DD" face="comic sans ms">human <font color="#00AA00">be in 23:04, 4 August 2007 (CDT)
 * You mean under "Nickname"? Tried it; code didn't work. --AutoFire 23:14, 4 August 2007 (CDT)
 * Here's what I have:, then, in a file called /sig under my user space, I created the code.  I hope that helps.  We should really have an article on how to create shiny shiny sig files!  If you got to my sig file, you'll see what I did. User:Human/sig a quick link for ya. <font color="#DD00DD" face="comic sans ms">human <font color="#00AA00">be in 23:25, 4 August 2007 (CDT)
 * Not working; Help! --&#123;&#123;SUBST:User:AutoFire/sig}} 23:43, 4 August 2007 (CDT)
 * Sorry. make this link: User:AutoFire/sig.  It will be red.  Go to it and edit it.  make it show what you want your sig to be.  Then, enter the "subst" thing in your nickname box. <font color="#DD00DD" face="comic sans ms">human <font color="#00AA00">be in 23:58, 4 August 2007 (CDT)
 * One more thing (sorry). Below the sig box is a thing that says "raw signatures" or some such crap.  check off the box there.  That is important. <font color="#DD00DD" face="comic sans ms">human <font color="#00AA00">be in 00:00, 5 August 2007 (CDT)
 * Got it! Thanx! --<font color= 'red' face= 'monospace'>Resident Transfan <font color= 'black' face= 'monospace'>meh 00:04, 5 August 2007 (CDT)
 * Awesome, yeah! Sorry it took me so long!  We should write this up somewhere before we both forget how to do it!  Glad you got where you were going, in the end, though! 00:08, 5 August 2007 (CDT)

Join Me..
..on the team of RW resident vandals. Say, did I ever meet you on CP? Are you currently blocked? Bohdan
 * I had been banned by TK for a brief period of time, but the matter was resolved. I currently edit cp under the same username as here, although the "f" isn't capitalized. --<font color= 'black' face= 'monospace'>trans<font color= 'red' face= 'monospace'>Resident Transfan <font color= 'black' face= 'monospace'>form! 00:52, 5 August 2007 (CDT)
 * Alright. So, are you in the vandal club? Bohdan
 * Count me in. --<font color= 'black' face= 'monospace'>trans<font color= 'red' face= 'monospace'>Resident Transfan <font color= 'black' face= 'monospace'>form! 00:54, 5 August 2007 (CDT)
 * We need our own special vandal namespace that only us vandals can see. Bohdan
 * Indeed, like our own secret club. Or, if you like, a cabal. --<font color= 'black' face= 'monospace'>trans<font color= 'red' face= 'monospace'>Resident Transfan <font color= 'black' face= 'monospace'>form! 00:58, 5 August 2007 (CDT)
 * It's called "pmail". You write each other in secretz, and unleashz your secretz planz on us when we least exxpect itz! <font color="#DD00DD" face="comic sans ms">human <font color="#00AA00">be in 01:00, 5 August 2007 (CDT)
 * Here is an article for our use: Rationalwiki:List of users not to PWN‎. feel free to add to it based on your experiences pwning. Bohdan

Inquisition
I've got an eye on you..... <font color="Red">Eye <font color="#999900">See  <font color="Lime">You 03:48, 6 August 2007 (CDT)

In regards to your demotion to Sysop
There is very little that this site uses sysops for since they aren't really rule enforcers or makers and we don't really block anyone. What we do need sysops for is the few added buttons that let them clean up the site, like the delete button for getting rid of redirects. Also it signals you as a user that I (particularly me cause I like to channel Ed poor sometimes, kidding) and others can ask to do jobs most users don't really like to do. Check out RationalWiki:Project Whitewash to get an idea. If you are still interested we need some more active sysops that really are willing to do the grunt work. I wouldn't have a problem demoting you at all. 12:09, 6 August 2007 (CDT)
 * I am willing to do what would be asked of me. I am ready for demotion. --<font color= 'black' face= 'monospace'>trans<font color= 'red' face= 'monospace'>Resident Transfan <font color= 'black' face= 'monospace'>form! 13:38, 6 August 2007 (CDT)
 * Okay, the main things we need are still main namespace clean-up and we need to mark articles as high priority or needing RWification. Read through project whitewash and its corresponding support pages and see what you can do. 13:43, 6 August 2007 (CDT)
 * Condolences on your demotion seem to be in Order, so here they are. --Ë. 17:48, 19 August 2007 (CDT)
 * Yes, you have my condolences also. And you can now share some of my calluses! <font color="#DD00DD" face="comic sans ms">human <font color="#00AA00">be in 23:47, 19 August 2007 (CDT)

Runescape
What is your ID there? Dagomar 02:18, 8 August 2007 (CDT)
 * I'm Jetfire488. What's yours? --<font color= 'black' face= 'monospace'>trans<font color= 'red' face= 'monospace'>Resident Transfan <font color= 'black' face= 'monospace'>form! 11:58, 8 August 2007 (CDT)
 * Add me, I'm Ags T40. 13:04, 16 August 2007 (CDT)

personal attacks
No personal attacks? Have you read your Andrew Schlafly article? "Doesn't matter. We try to avoid stooping to CP's level on this site." When is the last time you were insulted, mocked, and cursed at over at CP? If those are the rules, RW isn't doing a good job of enforcing them. Bohdan 12:41, 10 August 2007 (CDT)
 * Um, every time TK emailed me he was rude, condescending, and profane. As he was on this site.  Schlafly is a freak of nature.  His views represent maybe 3% (!!!) of the population, and yet he thinks he speaks for 97% of them. <font color="#DD00DD" face="comic sans ms">human <font color="#00AA00">be in 03:25, 31 August 2007 (CDT)

Friendly message from Project whitewash
You are receiving this message because you signed up to participate at project whitewash. If you no longer want to here from me about this then just remove your name or let me know. I want to create a push to get as thorough coverage as possible for two new categories the first is Category:Best of RationalWiki and the second is Category:Almost the best of RationalWiki. Both categories should tell you what belongs in each. If you could take some time to go through the article space and the essay space and label these with the corresponding categories it would be very helpful. Godspeed. 13:39, 10 August 2007 (CDT)

impressed
I bow to the greatness of your invisipwns.  G  dless Liberal  11:22, 11 August 2007 (CDT)

MediaWiki programming
Ha! I do not think MediaWiki is really designed to support complex programming, probably pushing the limits of its abilities with our bots. Maybe I will port it over to a local copy and work out the kinks since debugging would just spam RW. 00:04, 13 August 2007 (CDT)
 * MW whore, I understood not a word of your code words! <font color="#DD00DD" face="comic sans ms">human <font color="#00AA00">be in 00:56, 13 August 2007 (CDT)

Thanks
Thanks for the oldid Autofire. <font color="#00F0A20">Doggedpersistance  15:57, 19 August 2007 (CDT)

论坛群发软件论坛
论坛群发软件论坛 &mdash; Unsigned, by: 论坛群发软件论坛 / talk / contribs

Quote mine
I think quote mine might be a "functional" redirect, something thats useful to have. 18:29, 5 September 2007 (CDT)

link change
re: this, why did you change it to the IP we are at right now? We will have the domain name back under this very shortly... I undid it. <font color="#DD00DD" face="comic sans ms">human <font color="#00AA00">be in 13:54, 12 September 2007 (MDT)
 * All those wp links don't improve the articles... maybe better to just unlink anything that wouldn't make a good RW article? I really have a peeve about too many "in line" links to wp. Add 'em to "external links" if they are needed... <font color="#DD00DD" face="comic sans ms">human <font color="#00AA00">be in 00:38, 19 September 2007 (EDT)

Sorry :-(
I tried to fix the wandalism but failed. I go cry now.-



If you have time, let's have a discussion about Hugo Chavez
I'll concede I'm moderately conservative and I'm blunt, but I like an vigorous discussion and I like a rational discussion. GettingItRight 00:48, 5 December 2007 (EST)

Thanks
For unblocking TK... I dunno what was up with that 314 hours thing! It should have been minutes, or, better yet, seconds. <font color="#DD00DD" face="comic sans ms">human  20:36, 14 December 2007 (EST)

You hate
Red links? 22:02, 10 June 2008 (EDT)
 * As do I, 85, as do I.  23:06, 10 June 2008 (EDT)

You never
Reply to anything. I am sad. 14:55, 18 June 2008 (EDT)
 * Sigh. Well at least you're consistant. 15:00, 18 June 2008 (EDT)

Er, reply to what? --<font color= 'black' face= 'OCR A Extended'>trans<font color= 'red' face= 'OCR A Extended'>Resident Transfan <font color= 'black' face= 'OCR A Extended'>form! 15:33, 18 June 2008 (EDT)
 * The messages people leave here. Look at the last four or five sections, for example. Tis a history of woe, Autofire, a history of woe. 15:38, 18 June 2008 (EDT)
 * Ah, but he just did. Which makes him nicer than Icewedge, who never deigns to speak with us commoners.   17:23, 18 June 2008 (EDT)

give me your money. <font color="#DD00DD" face="comic sans ms"> ħ uman  19:17, 18 June 2008 (EDT)
 * What money? I'm dead broke. --<font color= 'black' face= 'OCR A Extended'>trans<font color= 'red' face= 'OCR A Extended'>Resident Transfan <font color= 'black' face= 'OCR A Extended'>form! 19:24, 18 June 2008 (EDT)
 * You only give me your funny paper.

give me your number. <font color="#DD00DD" face="comic sans ms"> ħ uman  19:49, 18 June 2008 (EDT)
 * I is confused. @_@--<font color= 'black' face= 'OCR A Extended'>trans<font color= 'red' face= 'OCR A Extended'>Resident Transfan <font color= 'black' face= 'OCR A Extended'>form! 19:52, 18 June 2008 (EDT)
 * You only tell me your situation

Out of college, money spent, see no future, pay no rent, yellow lorry slow, nowhere to go - nowhere to go! <font color="#DD00DD" face="comic sans ms"> ħ uman  20:16, 18 June 2008 (EDT)


 * ...(backs away slowly)... --<font color= 'black' face= 'OCR A Extended'>trans<font color= 'red' face= 'OCR A Extended'>Resident Transfan <font color= 'black' face= 'OCR A Extended'>form! 20:24, 18 June 2008 (EDT)

one two three four five six seven, all good children go to heaven... <font color="#DD00DD" face="comic sans ms"> ħ uman  20:49, 18 June 2008 (EDT)
 * ...eight nine ten eleven twel..... (f), all the bad ones go to hell..... (f) . Yes? No? No...? -- AKjeldsen Potential fundamentalist! 12:52, 22 June 2008 (EDT)


 * Actually, what comes next are gentle crickets and "Here... comes... the... Sun... King..." in delicious harmonies. <font color="#DD00DD" face="comic sans ms"> ħ uman  23:22, 22 June 2008 (EDT)
 * Funny. I hear that part as "kill our subhuman inferiors". 23:51, 22 June 2008 (EDT)

Now I've got you!
Evolutionary theory goes hand in hand with social darwinism. Discuss *fiendish grin* 12:21, 22 June 2008 (EDT)
 * Round 2: Your signature is silly.
 * 12:42, 22 June 2008 (EDT)
 * Round 3: Jellyfish's signature is festive.
 * Discuss : ) - 21:28, 22 June 2008 (EDT)
 * The colours are much less garish than some sigs I have known.
 * Dicusscsus. 21:44, 22 June 2008 (EDT)
 * Are you trying to insult me? Becuase remember, inslut me and you my doppelganger, too.   21:51, 22 June 2008 (EDT)
 * I'm insulting all seven of you, so there! :P
 * I like being festive. 21:53, 22 June 2008 (EDT)
 * Just like Hans!  22:08, 22 June 2008 (EDT)
 * Nah. He's not very festive at all. 22:10, 22 June 2008 (EDT)
 * Let's keep the largely insultive weapon of doppelganger limited to three-ways. <font color="#DD00DD" face="comic sans ms"> ħ uman  00:42, 23 June 2008 (EDT)
 * Afraid of us, Human? DMlaP 00:48, 23 June 2008 (EDT)
 * Not at all, I am just thinking of the children! <font color="#DD00DD" face="comic sans ms"> ħ uman  00:52, 23 June 2008 (EDT)

Evolution = Nazi
Why won't anyone teach the controversy? 20:33, 23 June 2008 (EDT)
 * Respond, dammit! 21:16, 23 June 2008 (EDT)
 * <bad imitation of lolspeak>Y wud ne1 teech a contruvursi that dussint xyst?</bad imitation of lolspeak> --<font color= 'black' face= 'OCR A Extended'>trans<font color= 'red' face= 'OCR A Extended'>Resident Transfan <font color= 'black' face= 'OCR A Extended'>form! 21:20, 23 June 2008 (EDT)
 * I believe I already won this argument a while back, AutoLiar. Give me the relevant teaching materials! 21:23, 23 June 2008 (EDT)
 * Gee, I dunno...looking back, it looks like that argument kind of fizzled out on its own, without any winners or losers. --<font color= 'black' face= 'OCR A Extended'>trans<font color= 'red' face= 'OCR A Extended'>Resident Transfan <font color= 'black' face= 'OCR A Extended'>form! 21:27, 23 June 2008 (EDT)
 * It doesn't count as an argument if parodists are involved. And I still won :P 21:28, 23 June 2008 (EDT)

Vandals
We are playing with a new method of handling vandals, instead of blocking move them into the "vandal" user group. 19:03, 29 June 2008 (EDT)
 * Um, I can't...only Bureaucrats can change user groups. --<font color= 'black' face= 'OCR A Extended'>trans<font color= 'red' face= 'OCR A Extended'>Resident Transfan <font color= 'black' face= 'OCR A Extended'>form! 19:23, 29 June 2008 (EDT)
 * Hmm, thought you were one, anyway, use Rationalwiki:Vandal if your a sysops. 19:24, 29 June 2008 (EDT)
 * I tried that before, it didn't work for me. --<font color= 'black' face= 'OCR A Extended'>trans<font color= 'red' face= 'OCR A Extended'>Resident Transfan <font color= 'black' face= 'OCR A Extended'>form! 19:25, 29 June 2008 (EDT)
 * Yea, I think I fixed the bug that was causing the permission denied message. Was that the problem? 19:26, 29 June 2008 (EDT)
 * Yep, I'll have to try it again when the next vandal comes around. --<font color= 'black' face= 'OCR A Extended'>trans<font color= 'red' face= 'OCR A Extended'>Resident Transfan <font color= 'black' face= 'OCR A Extended'>form! 19:27, 29 June 2008 (EDT)
 * Try sticking Geezuz or Jzuz in there and if you get a "failed to move because he is in there all ready" message that means you have permission now. 19:30, 29 June 2008 (EDT)
 * It wurkz!!!11!!1!1111one! --<font color= 'black' face= 'OCR A Extended'>trans<font color= 'red' face= 'OCR A Extended'>Resident Transfan <font color= 'black' face= 'OCR A Extended'>form! 19:31, 29 June 2008 (EDT)
 * Yay :). 19:32, 29 June 2008 (EDT)

Word of God
(Let's try again.) Dear AutoFire, could you please undo your moving the article to Essays? I didn't intend it as an essay -- that would greatly discourage others' commenting and improving upon it. Thank you Demosthenes

You can't stop the spambot!
It's a part of you now! They use proxies. 20:17, 1 July 2008 (EDT)

I have stolen your windows
23:22, 2 July 2008 (EDT)

And I have taken your walls!
23:56, 2 July 2008 (EDT)

How dare you ignore me (Part VII)
Grrr. 11:02, 6 July 2008 (EDT)

Your new hobby
Is bouncing around the wiki responding to imaginary comments :P 00:07, 8 July 2008 (EDT)
 * Hardly. Or did you not know that the "AutoFire" at CP is, in fact, me? (Here's hoping this doesn't get me banned at CP) --<font color= 'black' face= 'OCR A Extended'>trans<font color= 'red' face= 'OCR A Extended'>Resident Transfan <font color= 'black' face= 'OCR A Extended'>form! 00:11, 8 July 2008 (EDT)
 * I really wish I'd seen this reply before I did the "huff and puff" thing. Eek. 00:16, 8 July 2008 (EDT)

I'll
00:11, 8 July 2008 (EDT)

huff
00:11, 8 July 2008 (EDT)
 * Oh noes, not teh KITTEHSSS!!???

and
00:11, 8 July 2008 (EDT)

I'll
00:12, 8 July 2008 (EDT)

puff
00:12, 8 July 2008 (EDT)
 * puff <font color="#DD00DD" face="comic sans ms"> ħ uman  00:44, 8 July 2008 (EDT)

and
00:13, 8 July 2008 (EDT)

I'll
00:13, 8 July 2008 (EDT)

blow
00:14, 8 July 2008 (EDT)
 * blow or blow? <font color="#DD00DD" face="comic sans ms"> ħ uman  00:43, 8 July 2008 (EDT)

your
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house
00:14, 8 July 2008 (EDT)
 * Hizouse! Hizouse music! <font color="#DD00DD" face="comic sans ms"> ħ uman  00:42, 8 July 2008 (EDT)

down
00:14, 8 July 2008 (EDT)

There's a spider on your shoulder
13:52, 9 July 2008 (EDT)

So? There's a wasp on yours. --<font color= 'black' face= 'OCR A Extended'>trans<font color= 'red' face= 'OCR A Extended'>Resident Transfan <font color= 'black' face= 'OCR A Extended'>form! 14:07, 9 July 2008 (EDT)

No there isn't.
14:14, 9 July 2008 (EDT)

* bzzzzz*

That's an electric toothbrush
14:22, 9 July 2008 (EDT)

Yar!
 * Electric toothbrushes are not significantly more effective than regular toothbrushes. You'd better save your money. -- 14:39, 9 July 2008 (EDT)

Hello again
Welcome (back) to RationalWiki. Feel free to pull up a goat (again) and have some (more) fun. 22:28, 7 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Hey, it has been a long time. Welcome back, your dreams were your ticket out. Welcome back, to that same old place that you laughed about... 23:04, 7 July 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for the welcomes, guys...I can't believe I went two years without editing the wiki. I'll try not to vanish unannounced next time. --<font color= 'black' face= 'OCR A Extended'>trans<font color= 'red' face= 'OCR A Extended'>Resident Transfan <font color= 'black' face= 'OCR A Extended'>form! 23:07, 7 July 2010 (UTC)