Fun:Conservapedia Random Block Generator

A generator that creates random Conservapedia-style blocks! Is inspired by actual block messages from the real CP. 

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Aschlafly Conservative Ed Poor DMorris Karajou WesleyS PhillipN JPatt  ( talk | contribs ) blocked   ( talk | contribs ) with the expiry time of  infinite 5 years 3 days 5 days 2 days 1 month 1 year 2 weeks infinity plus 1 1 hour 3 weeks (account creation disabled) ( Violated 90/10 rule against talk, talk, talk  Liberal vandalism  Unwanted sexual advances  Please recreate your account with your real first name and last initial  Inappropriate edit to Obama entry  Sock of AmesG  Atheist  Lack of machismo  Lack of conservative values  Member of vandal/parodist site  Inserting nonsense or gibberish into pages  Multi-culturalism/World view  bye  Using annoymous proxy: BT Centralplus  poor editing, not fascist enough to suit me  Moronic vandalism  Go back to cheerleading practice  Sheer stupidity; this user never bothered to check the fact that the "birth certificate" is an Adobe software creation, aka FORGED  Silly pattern of edits  )