User talk:71.3.195.138

I am an old guard member from the days of Human, Goonie, and Trent. To be blunt, I do not like you, and I don't like anyone who wants to be overly serious on this site. This site was built on sarcasm. In fact, I dislike you so much that I would laugh if you were run over by a Lynx bus, and I would piss on your grave. No I'm not one of those trolls either. I just thinkyou are an idiot. 71.3.195.138 (talk) 16:30, 11 May 2019 (UTC)
 * Gee whizz, this is a serious website. [this message sponsored by the serious police] 16:38, 11 May 2019 (UTC)
 * Haha 😂😂 71.3.195.138 (talk) 16:44, 11 May 2019 (UTC)
 * Oh noes, my fifis was hurted. Bongolian (talk) 17:04, 11 May 2019 (UTC)

Your recent nominations
Dude that's plenty of nominations for now, feel free to come back once campaigning has started to take potshots at those running. 11:25, 15 July 2019 (UTC)
 * It's not "trolling." Three of the four who have accepted suck. So if ANYBODY will run against them, I'm all for it. 71.3.195.138 (talk) 17:33, 15 July 2019 (UTC)
 * Actually your choices suck more, now go back to Conservapedia. 19:31, 15 July 2019 (UTC)
 * Red flag alert. Red flag alert. Gone for five years my ass. — Oxyaena Harass  19:32, 15 July 2019 (UTC)

I am mildly curious
as to who this is-- "Shut up, Brx." 05:57, 16 July 2019 (UTC)
 * Pretty sure it's a certain Floridian pest.... — Oxyaena Harass  06:03, 16 July 2019 (UTC)
 * Yeah this edit was the giveaway really. 08:42, 16 July 2019 (UTC)
 * Buhahahaha, I am the infamous WP:Florida Man. I still think Oxy would make a good board member though. As would Brx or D. 71.3.195.138 (talk) 12:41, 16 July 2019 (UTC)
 * I don't remember the individual states or provinces our editors are from-- "Shut up, Brx." 12:54, 16 July 2019 (UTC)
 * He thinks I am User:DMorris2 because we are from the same state. 71.3.195.138 (talk) 12:59, 16 July 2019 (UTC)

I mean, it's possible given the circumstances, but I am assuming right now you are some other villainous Floridian. As far as being on the board is concerned, I couldn't possibly take a position of actually being responsible for RationalWiki and it would cause friction for me elsewhere. But there are some other candidates standing now so it's all good. 13:15, 16 July 2019 (UTC)
 * I had more of a sense of humor than DMorris back in the day. People used to think Brx and I were the same person (and they thought we were both socks of MC). That's the only hints you get. 71.3.195.138 (talk) 13:20, 16 July 2019 (UTC)
 * DMorris is wildly unfunny most the time, but sometimes he says something serious which is absolutely hilarious. :D 13:22, 16 July 2019 (UTC)