Conservapedia:What is going on at CP?/November 2011

November 2011
By a margin of two percentage points in a poll with a margin of error of three percentage points, taken eleven months before the election, Conservapedia is proven right "again". Ken's failure to understand "true and verifiable" is, well, true and verifiable. It begins: The Andy-approved Languages ranked by conservatism. Andy: Let's all laugh at those public schools for not keeping up with private schools in an activity unrelated to academics! Greatest Conservative Sports Stars! Andy on wisdom teeth: "Wisdom teeth are removed for aesthetic purposes because they make the front teeth look crooked on television And this week on Dancing On Graves: Young athlete dies because of an undiagnosed heart disease that could have killed him pretty much at any time. But he was last seen playing video games, so...  Ken: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk%3AEssay%3A_Has_the_Question_Evolution_Campaign_had_any_discernable_effect_on_Evolutionary_Science_or_Atheism_at_all%3F&action=historysubmit&diff=940523&oldid=940522 "We all know evolutionists are utterly powerless when it comes to the 15 questions that evolutionists cannot satisfactorily answer. Please see the video: 15 Questions Evolutionists STILL can't answer!"] User: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk%3AEssay%3A_Has_the_Question_Evolution_Campaign_had_any_discernable_effect_on_Evolutionary_Science_or_Atheism_at_all%3F&action=historysubmit&diff=940527&oldid=940525 "As I pointed out in the essay, the questions have already been answered on this very site. But you sought to hide them by archiving the talk page unnecessarily. Who exactly do you think you are fooling?"] Ken: 15 "Questions Evolutionists STILL can't answer!" Sometimes these wigos write themselves. The peasants are revolting! Oh no, they created an essay pointing out the silliness that is Ken's QE! hype! Quick, Ken, show them your debating skills! ...oh, crap. Time to win this debate the CP way: Block, censor, ban.

If you think obscene gestures by TV anchors are inappropriate, you're a liberal! If you say the word that the gesture represents, you're a liberal! Andy:Having different standards for completely different and unrelated traits? Democratic double standard! Andy is on to Obama as he tries to impose freedom of speech like a liberal on that bastion of conservatism known as Russia.

🇰🇪: somehow managed to top Andy and amplify the the bigoted idiocy

UPDATE: But giving somebody the finger on national television is completely O.K.!

Ed: *quotes movie review, calls it an article* Naive user: I think this topic deserves a proper article. Naive user, the next day: And let's get rid of that quote. Ed: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *kicks and screams* A gay teen is tragically gunned down in a school shooting, and it's the schools fault, for not making him straight ...And atheists the world over tremble in fear Andy: "Did a video game cause the tragic death of a star college football player on a top-ranked team? He was last seen, in apparent good health, playing a video game at 10:15am Sunday. About an hour later, he was found dead without any suspicious circumstances."

The trusworthy encyclopaedia celebrates "five years of settining liberals straight!" Update: As per tradition, Andy has deleted that edit from the database. <votecp poll=wigo4798 closed="yes">Andy gets absolutely, definitively, positively pwned by AugustO over his statement in the history class that the Congress of Vienna was a meeting of 6 nations. Which six nations did you have in mind? After Andy's day-long Libya freeze, AugustO lays out the five major nations. Finally Andy, without naming the six, says that this is "a level of trivia that can become a distraction at some point."

<votecp poll=wigo4797 closed="yes">Andy: <S>I'm Conservapedia proven right! CP predicted "Palin not being the Republican nominee, after seeing how Facebook lost out in the Academy Awards" [yes, that's a quote]. CP also predicted that these Conservative Rocks will keep away tigers. Do you see any tigers? Bonus: Palin still listed at CP as potential Republican nominee.

<votecp poll=wigo4796 closed="yes">Andy: Boys competing with girls? Outrageous! It's all the feminist Democrats' fault; if only they didn't believe in stupid shit like 'gender equality'.

<votecp poll=wigo4795 closed="yes">Ed: "I don't recall Galileo ever claiming CONSTANT acceleration for falling bodies: rather, that their speed kept increasing with time"

<votecp poll=wigo4794 closed="yes">Jpatt: Seems those pesky faster-than-light neutrinos are back again. Andy: [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template:Mainpageright&diff=next&oldid=938229 Let's make the headline about me! ME! Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! Oh, and those dumb liberals...] <votecp poll=wigo4793 closed="yes">Gambling is bad! and you're a Muslim if you say so! <votecp poll=wigo4792 closed="yes">Scott Walker is facing a recall, because he isn't Pro-Life enough. I'm sure it has nothing to do with him taking away collective bargaining rights. <votecp poll=wigo4791 closed="yes"> Ken: The sun gives evolutionists a problem. ScottDG: Why should it? Ken: Check out the links I'm throwing at you. ScottDG: And what do the American experts say? Ken: [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&diff=936889&oldid=936886 Nevermind the American experts. They are idiots.] Angry quote-rant that has nothing to do with the topic at hand. Scott: Nothing about the sun? ‪Ken: I see you have stopped bringing up American experts, that means you lost this debate. <votecp poll=wigo4790 closed="yes">Is this an invitation for us gentlemen? <votecp poll=wigo4789 closed="yes">Terry threatens to "Go Galt" when Obama gets reelected. One can only hope.

<votecp poll=wigo4788 closed="yes">Conservatives: Obamacare goes to the Supreme Court Yay!  Conservapediatives: No wait, you're bringing the wrong case!. Why? Because "where's the Birth Certificate!". Nation facepalms. <votecp poll=wigo4787 closed="yes">Example #364891 of Conservapedia's lack of understanding of irony <votecp poll=wigo4786 closed="yes">It's official: Andy doesn't know what a logical fallacy is. <votecp poll=wigo4785 closed="yes">Andy may actually be onto something here...

<votecp poll=wigo4783 closed="yes">Sundrew Tschlaflu's Art of Wiki-War: Upcoming steps:
 * AugustO attacks &#10004;
 * Andy's forces feign a retreat&#10004;
 * AugustO advances &#10004;
 * his flanks get attacked and surrounded (sysops)
 * he gets decimated (banned again)

<votecp poll=wigo4782 closed="yes">Andy: If it wasn't for God, we would have been hit by an asteroid by now!I think. Even by Andy standards, it makes no sense. <votecp poll=wigo4781 closed="yes">The conservative definition of spamming external links is references <votecp poll=wigo4780 closed="yes">Andy asks for suggestion on how he can improve the World History mid term exam, but some suggestions aren't welcome.... <votecp poll=wigo4679 closed="yes">Andy's taking on the corrupt (and reliably Republican) FOP? Wow ... <votecp poll=wigo4678 closed="yes">The populist Tea-Party Class of 2010 increased the net worth of Congress by 25%. This proves that Obama's Washington is corrupt.