User:StarFish

Cliquey
Man this place is geting cliquey. Don't fight fire with fire you fools. Use water. Or custard. Or anything except fire. That will only make it worse.

Serious Posts
Every time I make a serious post I regret it. If you came to this page to find out "who is this tosser getting on his high horse" then I'm really sorry I provoked that reaction. I really should stop posting seriously and I honestly don't know why i do it. Oh I feal it profoundly when I type it. But 10 minutes and a cup of camomile tea later and I start to wonder if I possibly acted in haste. Usually the answer is "yes". I am a classic example of one who engages in Freudian projection. Text on a screen does not convey body language and in these gaps I project the worst aspects of my own character. I'm not proud of it. Be patient with me.

Conservapedia
I think Conservapedia is as fascinating as it is funny. I don't believe in engaging in wiki-wars with them. if ever Conservapedia was to dissapear I would feel I had lost my daily entertainment. I believe some people take it all too seriously and rather than thinking about what does CP most harm I simply think about what is funniest. They are sometimes the same thing. I believe basic vandalism is usually unproductive and boring but it is sometimes funny (example: I laughed a lot at the 'Hitler Megazords'). The best vandalism looks for a new angle, something original and does it well (example: template vandalism, or 'Mr Spell'). I don't and haven't vandalised CP myself mainly because I can't think of anything original. If ever I do, I'll be right there.

Parody can be interesting but is getting very difficult as things like the 'Darwin/Hitler/Parrot/We Love Evolutionary Racism picture' is impossible to parody. With people like Ken on board parody is redundent.

Stuff I Keep Forgetting
Saloon Bar