User talk:Tick Durpis

Greetings, little sockpuppet! 02:36, 10 August 2010 (UTC)
 * You and me and a bottle of bourbon. I like the cut of your jib. ÑR/Señor Admin/¡hablen ustedes! 02:40, 10 August 2010 (UTC)
 * Sockpuppet? Sockpuppet!?!?!?!? I take offense at this unfounded accusation! Look at my signature timestamp and you will see that I was a member of this site when you were still ionizing particles of flour and water! Tick Durpis (talk) 04:32, 22 August 1944 (UTC)
 * Since you've been around since 1944, how can we be sure you aren't HITLER!?   02:52, 10 August 2010 (UTC)