User:KOMF/How the universe shall end (SPOILER ALERT)

User:How the universe shall end (SPOILER ALERT) We all know that, one dark day, cheese will blow up Neptune and take over the universe, with the help of mayonnaise-launcher-wielding chicken nuggets. But how do we know when this horrible event will happen? Well, now with the help of Sacq Lee"s knowledge, we will finally know. Because Sacq is a Chriudist, his version of 1 AD is 190 AD for us God-fearing Christians, and each secular year is 666.9 days, we now have some data. Add that to the fact that Richard Dawkins's phone number is 6666969, and 6666969 divided by 666.9 is 9996.9545659, we finally have more knowledge than those Allahdamned atheists. But that's not all! We all know that the length of Andrew Schlafly's dick is 49 namometers long, and the square root of 49 is 7, and 9996.9545659 divided by seven with the last seven decimal periods removed is 1428.1, and that multiplied by 1.6666969 plus 190 with the last seven decimal periods removed is 2570.2. This horrible news means the end of the world, and along with it the Rapture, will occur some time in February 2570! Praise CP and Assfly!