Talk:Malcolm Roberts

How far to Bronze?
Thoughts, people? David? Join hands everyone! Reverend Black Percy (talk) 22:04, 12 August 2016 (UTC)
 * Well when we get there, it will be yuge, it's gonna be tremendous!-Donald Trump (talk) 22:18, 12 August 2016 (UTC)
 * Not far.- 22:18, 12 August 2016 (UTC)
 * Hah. Thanks Donald and Diamond! Reverend Black Percy (talk) 22:19, 12 August 2016 (UTC)
 * Everyone's distracted...good. Now I can delete some emails. -Hillary Clinton (talk) 22:24, 12 August 2016 (UTC)
 * https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQ42YgzcVX4 Reverend Black Percy (talk) 22:28, 12 August 2016 (UTC)
 * As bitter edit wars productive wikilike collaborations go, this one's gone pretty darn well. But given it's four hours old, I suggest we wait at least 24 hours, which will be 18:29 UTC ... - David Gerard (talk) 22:38, 12 August 2016 (UTC)
 * That's the spirit, David! We sure grew the heck out of this article, and both did a lot of good to it as well! And, for the record, I find this to be fair criticism. S'fine, you're right (sometimes... you old bugger). Well done, David. And well done to me, too. Now, give us a hug, then! Reverend Black Percy (talk) 22:43, 12 August 2016 (UTC)
 * oh god Roberts is a fucking engineer this explains so much - David Gerard (talk) 22:48, 12 August 2016 (UTC)
 * - 22:49, 12 August 2016 (UTC)
 * Added him to the engineers and woo page. Please change his description there to something funnier, if you wanna. Reverend Black Percy (talk) 22:51, 12 August 2016 (UTC)
 * Bronzable? Dissenters? - David Gerard (talk) 07:49, 14 August 2016 (UTC)
 * I'm for bronze. Reverend Black Percy (talk) 13:39, 14 August 2016 (UTC)

A modern day Indiana Jones
Here's a few of the wild goose chases neat adventures that senator Roberts has been on just recently:
 * 16 December 2016 — Crank-stravaganza with Roberts smack dab right in the middle. Here pictured with James Delingpole of Breitbart fame. Nice job!   WAKE UP AMERICA!!
 * 9 January, 2017 — Weaseling some sweet tickets to Trump's inaguration — though not by invite, but as a direct result of (quote) "multiple requests from Senator Roberts", according to a DFAT spokesman. And despite what earlier headlines said, Roberts and Hanson were in fact not invited, instead (quote) "pestering" their way to tickets.
 * 20 January, 2017 — Tweet-and-delete, just like ya boi Trump.
 * 26 January, 2017 — Amazing, senator Roberts thinks labour day is about the labor party. <- Actual quote
 * 3 February, 2017 — Gets publicly slammed on Twitter over climate change by Dr.
 * 10 February 2016 — Roberts casts Putin as the bane of injustice.
 * 11 February, 2017 — Begins speech like typical Christian pro-lifer, quickly veers off into a global, UN-led depopulation conspiracy. Dog whistles include mention of "sovereignty".
 * 11 February, 2017 — Not just hosting an anti-UN party in Parliament House, but officially founding his very own Freeman version of "replacement to" the UN — the Covenant of Democratic Nations! * epic trumpet fanfare * And for dessert; here's the actual invite that people got (as designed by Roberts). And here's the CODN's legalese foundational principles. See also: Roberts' brand new orange ink website
 * 12 February, 2017 — Roberts emails every federal MP and senator, presenting the angle from his above listed anti-abortion speech combined with the message conveyed by his anti-UN party invitations. What's with this guy and sending chain emails to everyone at once?
 * 13 February, 2017 — Here seen standing up for women. Or something.
 * 14 February, 2017 — Coining a new expression (so far of unknown meaning) as part of an insult he doled out to the Prime Minister.
 * 16 February, 2017 — Is asked to comment on LGBT rights and "fringe views", smells blood in the water, goes into full damage control mode.
 * 17 February, 2017 — Literally alleging that the "clean coal industry" has (quote) "rigged" his Twitter poll, in order to secure their theft of $5bn AUD from the taxpayers. What can I say? The man leads an exciting life.

The worthwhile parts of the above are intended for later integration into the article proper. If anyone is feeling industrious, please be my guest.

Oh, and one more treat — Roberts has earned himself his very own page on DeSmogBlog. Not bad for a mere [CORPORATE ENTITY]! Reverend Black Percy (talk) 13:31, 17 February 2017 (UTC)

What he thinks is the British Consulate’s website
I have a great screenshot of archive.org’s capture of britaus.net’s website, which he sent emails to. It is fairly remarkable anyone would consider it to be the site of the British Consulate, so I was hoping someone might allow me to upload it and put it on this article? - Chris.Sherlock (talk) 14:08, 23 September 2017 (UTC)