User:DuceMoosolini/Terms and Conditions

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 * M.D., Johns Hopkins University School of Medicine
 * Ph.D., Byzantine History, UCLA
 * LL.M., Tax Law, Harvard Law School
 * B.S., Forensic Chemistry, Florida State University
 * Graduate, Eisenhower Middle School
 * M.D., Emory University School of Medicine
 * B.A., Culinary Arts, Kansas State University
 * Olympic gold medal, 15km+15km skiathalon
 * M.B.A., Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania
 * B.S., International Relations, Boston University College of Arts and Sciences
 * Ph.D., Art History, Collège de Sorbonne, Paris
 * Nobel Prize (Peace)
 * Person of the Year (TIME Magazine)

Privacy policy
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 * Advertising companies
 * The United States federal government
 * The New Cabal.
 * The Russian mafia
 * Officials affiliated with the 2016 Hillary Clinton presidential campaign
 * Professor Bart M. Hawley, UCLA
 * MS-13
 * The Islamic State
 * The government of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea
 * The Children of Thanos
 * Fox News

Forbidden activities
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 * Trolling
 * Failing to immediately revert instances of trolling
 * Asking questions that User:DuceMoosolini does not know the answer to
 * Being ungrammatical
 * Being ungrateful
 * Failing to reverence the Great Sky Goat at the appropriate times, for he demands our worship
 * Complaining about the quality of the food at DuceMoosolini's Ristorante Italiano
 * Whining
 * Disagreeing with User:DuceMoosolini
 * Mentioning trade unions, as such organizations do not exist

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Penalties
Failure to comply with any of the above rules and stipulations may result in the following penalties.


 * $350.00 fine
 * 5 months in federal prison
 * Permaban
 * Beheading, sentence to be carried out by the government of Saudi Arabia