User:Speculatinator

Some other user of this site told me this is where all the cool nerds go so here I am I guess

Don't ask why I chose my username. I'm still figuring out how this thing actually works. (Oh look, generic noob is generic!) This is gonna be a fun adventure. Totally. Definitely. 100%.

I find You Have Two Cows jokes genuinely funny. Probably to do with my love of The Far Side (As Robin Williams once put it: Nature channel on Prozac).

As you can see on my beautiful userbox I am interested in countries more efficient than my own since I discovered Scandinavia and the World. It's a wonderful comic.

Some things I like

 * Llamas
 * Writing crappy fanfiction about my friends on another forum (Haters gonna hate.)
 * Reading crappy fanfiction
 * Reading good fiction (like 1984, for example. It's so relevant to life it hurts, man.)
 * Science jokes
 * Rickrolling people