User:Totnesmartin/Belgium

Belgium is actually a quite interesting place
Belgians can bungee jump in cars And they have five famous stars You can see the pissing statue Stand in front and he looks back at you

Here's a fact that'll have you fainting They invented saxophones and oil painting

Chorus Belgium is actually a quite interesting place (x2)

Belgian teeth are very sweet Chocolate is their special treat The food is rich but oh so good Tastes exactly exactly as it should

They're very good at making Pâté You will easily put on some weight that way

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Belgians are subject to lies and slanders About the dullnes of Wallonia and Flanders But see for yourself the emptiness of jesting because Belgium is actually quite interesting

Van Gogh's painting's cost very much ...hang on a minute, wasn't he Dutch?

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"Belgium" is considered to be the most profane expletive in the galaxy.