Fun talk:Ken Quote Generator

I must complain I don't see the word likely once. - User   20:09, 3 March 2009 (EST)

Is there a feature to display a random video on Youtube? If so, maybe we should turn the entire thing into a link for said feature. User:TheemperorUser talk:Theemperor 20:20, 3 March 2009 (EST)

It now has 530 views and 30 page edits. Soon, Ken will be completely falsified!! User:TheemperorUser talk:Theemperor 21:06, 3 March 2009 (EST)
 * HAH! I was JUST gonna start making a Ken Generator! Way to steal my thunder, Gentleman Emperor! ;) -- 23:02, 3 March 2009 (EST) PS: Oh, it was Weaseloid. He beat me by significantly more time than first thought!
 * Is there any way to make it edit itself ten times each time it's loaded?  ħ uman  23:35, 3 March 2009 (EST)
 * Wow, I came here to suggest that we should add a random Youtube video with every quote, and I see I have been beaten to it. Touche. SirChuckB  23:35, 3 March 2009 (EST)

I see how this works...

Awesome. But can we make it so all we have to do is type in something like rather than the rather long name of this page? -- 00:28, 4 March 2009 (EST)

Some of the material
Does 🇰🇪 ever use the word censor? I always thought that was Andy's hobby-horse I thought 🇰🇪 was more under the delusion that everyone was reading his opinion and agreeing. - User   00:29, 4 March 2009 (EST)
 * Also there is no mention of things soaring up the search engine starting with G. - User   00:30, 4 March 2009 (EST)

To get a feel here is the current Gentlemen:

We need to get it closer to this. - User   00:34, 4 March 2009 (EST)


 * Yet when you type in evolution into the search box, CP doesn't turn up at all. . . --Input  The Resistor Output 19:09, 4 March 2009 (EST)
 * All he has done set it to the page it is on, usual the second page results 11-20. I still find it amusing that he say it is 11 or 12 and even clicking his link I see 16 or 17. - User   19:55, 4 March 2009 (EST)

Couldn't help myself...
Template talk:Kenquote. -- 01:01, 4 March 2009 (EST)
 * Very nice!-- 19:00, 4 March 2009 (EST)

Do you think he was crying...
...as he typed this? - User   01:15, 4 March 2009 (EST)

Good, but...
It needs pictures!-- 04:27, 4 March 2009 (EST)

What's next?
Will we do another generator? If so, who for? Personally, I think Karajou. Theemperor

Just wanted to say...
...I didn't think it was possible to make a non-Andy Quote Generator but you guys impressed me again. Good job. NightFlare 17:05, 4 March 2009 (EST)
 * If you could figure out how to generate the quote so that the quote generator took twelve edits (as shown in recent changes) to show up...then you'd really have something! 19:16, 4 March 2009 (EST) CЯacke ®

New Material
Hi 🇰🇪, in case you're wondering, I was the one who added all those wonderful new quotes of yours... I would also like to suggest that in regards to this quote generator, I think it's funnier if we troll through old forums and put in actual quotes (like we do with Andy) rather than making shit up ourselves... But that is just my opinion. SirChuckB  21:35, 4 March 2009 (EST)
 * I keep thinking that when I see the "operations" - 🇰🇪 is funny enough on his own, can't we just use the ones he is running? Also, this should be linked from the operations segment I think.  ħ uman  21:37, 4 March 2009 (EST)
 * Yes, sorry, I agree. I'm guilty of making up batshit insane operation titles in regards to the Gentleman's operations in regards to the Google rankings of his articles in the major search engines on the internet.   DogP  22:26, 4 March 2009 (EST)
 * The operations are the only part I'm a little lenient on just because, assuming we don't go overboard, it can lead to some very funny combinations.... But the other stuff should be legit (or at least close enough to seem legit) SirChuckB  22:30, 4 March 2009 (EST)

IMMA CHARGIN' MAH GENTELMEN
GENTELMEN!!!!:):):):),

As I have stated at Conservapedia, the new Ken quote Generator has over 850 pageviews. Concerning quote generators and 🇰🇪, you omit that we have had over 50 page edits. In fact, by the time you've finished reading this, it is likely my quote generator will have over 1000 views and edits. :) :) :)

Rest assured, soon my rather unseaworthy boat of creationism will be hit by the waves of !!!

Sincerely,

Newton


 * I <3 you. -- 22:52, 4 March 2009 (EST)

Andy
What about an option for him to address his quote to 'Andy' instead of Gentlemen? I'm a big fan of his occasional postings to Andy's talk page, which are otherwise exactly the same as his other communications.-- 05:16, 5 March 2009 (EST)

Kenpics
How do I get to the template? How do we edit the text? DogP  13:31, 5 March 2009 (EST)
 * heres a link I just used some random word generators for now. Feel free to make a few changes. SirChuckB  13:34, 5 March 2009 (EST)
 * This is what I love about that Kenpics generator. I just got that caption "Gentlemen! I will assassinate your precious frying pan, enabling me to destroy Atheism on the internet. You should all be exercising over our new operation" Under a picture of Andy.... You can't beat that. SirChuckB  23:23, 5 March 2009 (EST)
 * I just had a pic of Andy with a caption threatening to masturbate our precious Texas. I can't unsee that. --Kels 13:09, 15 March 2009 (EDT)

I got one showing a picture of a communist threatening to neuter our precious Andrew Schlafly, which is far more epic win than yours. User:TheemperorUser talk:Theemperor 13:20, 15 March 2009 (EDT)

typo plz to fix?
"internetIn fact,"  ħ uman  03:46, 15 March 2009 (EDT)

Epic
I'd like to thank whatever genius made this. I just discovered it and it made me spit things through things.-Diadochus 00:18, 23 April 2009 (EDT)

thought
Is there a way we could make it so the title of the page randomly displays in the Kendoll style? Like, "Gentlemen-I-have--to--about!!!", as he often titles his shout outs. Is that feasible and/or amusing enough to do? -- 21:12, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
 * It ought to be doable, I think that command can go anywhere on a page. It might be a bit weird though for people who aren't reading anywhere near the kenquoted section.  As if our talk pages aren't weird already, of course.  21:17, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
 * Oh, no I just mean on the main quote generator page. I think it'd be easy enough to whatever coding would go into it. (Not that that wouldn't add a whole other level to the discourse around here...)-- 21:25, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Randomisation
It appears (on my PC at least) that the random choices are only working for the first instance of each one. I believe that this was caused by the MW upgrade. Can someone fix it please? 06:30, 24 May 2009 (UTC)
 * Try putting a "blank" parameter before the closing brackets, like to force re-parsing with each instance.  21:08, 24 May 2009 (UTC)

Sorry bout that
I tried to insert a funny phrase, but I accidentally fucked it up, so I reverted my own edits. Moderateman3345 (talk) 00:05, 6 September 2011 (UTC)

Wait, what?
Feeling left out of the joke here. It seems amusing but who or what is this Ken? --Pex (talk) 20:25, 3 December 2013 (UTC)
 * You'll wish you hadn't asked. Abandon hope all ye who click here. Sophie  Wilder silverbrain.png 21:47, 3 December 2013 (UTC)
 * NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You monster, Sophie! PowderSmokeAndLeather: Say something once, why say it again?.silverbrain.png 22:41, 3 December 2013 (UTC)
 * Now that I have glanced upon the void and felt it gazing back at me I find myself asking: what did I hope to learn, indeed, that I did not already know! --Pex (talk) 22:46, 3 December 2013 (UTC)

Question
Does 'Ken' (Who - Clarke/Dodd/Livingstone/plastic etc) address only a 'particular gentleman', or should there be a wider range of addressees? Anna Livia (talk) 14:26, 12 April 2019 (UTC)