Conservapedia:Karajou

...if they were nothing more than mere vandals, I would never have contacted the FBI.

It was physics - and not God - that created the universe, according to scientist Hawking. Now, I wanted to put my question to him in this fashion on the main page, but it possibly might cause an uproar: "Stephan[sic] Hawking says God wasn't involved in creating the universe; it was physics. Well, Steve, if you know that much about the universe, then try getting out of your wheel chair!"

Karajou (aka Brian MacDonald, Karajerk, or Kowardjou) was one of the most paranoid and dimwitted Conservapedia admins. He possesses the fury and ruthlessness of a hurricane, as well as the intellect of one.

Karajou was one of the best busiest troll-destructor sysops at Conservapedia, as his method involved the automatic blocking of users who may happen to live near where a previous suspect has left their mark; the drawback of this onslaught is too much collateral damage. In addition, Karajou more-than-willfully complied with Conservapedia's policy of blocking any IP address that comes from a scientific institution — like NASA research centers, for example. To fix this, he has refused to register for Special:EmailUser, effectively forcing editors to bother contact someone else instead. He has claimed 100 /1000+ IP's souls, preventing Conservapedia from growing rapidly and "the truth from setting you free".

Also, in more recent years, his blocking style appeared to be as follows: Block that filthy troll from Otisburg, delete their userpage and talk page, and then range-block their IP.

To say the least, reading comprehension is not exactly his forte; much like RobSmith, debating with Karajou often leaves the impression that he isn't really aware of what you're saying, let alone able to comprehend your logic behind it. But unlike Rob, Karajou is likely to become disproportionately angry at the fact that anyone has dared question him — so angry, in fact, that you'll never see your very intelligent comment again unless you scroll through the talk page's history. Hate seems to ooze from his very pores. He spends his spare time writing on his own blog, Comments on our Republic — where he obliquely refers to our site as "Otisburg" for reasons that have never been made clear. He was fired on June 8, 2021.

Troll bait
Some of the reasons this Gawd lovin' Bible freak gave for blocks range from "don't need you", "user was aborted; being a believer in abortion, he should accept it", to "just plain stupid!" or "go potty elsewhere", "Canadian citizen demanding First Amendment rights under our Constitution, when he hasn't sworn to uphold and protect it" and "returned to form; will not return EXCEPT UNDER ACHLAFLY'S PLEASURE" though he's usually satisfied with a simple combination of the words "troll", "vandal", and/or "IP".

Karajou has been awarded the "prestigious coveted Banhammer barnstar for tireless vigilence (sic) against fascist liberal trolls." Which really tells you all you need to know.

Man of the military
In addition to his Conservapedia antics, Karajou has allegedly served in the United States Navy (see below). Karajou sees this service as grounds to make all sorts of crazy judgments. It's like an argument from authority, only the authority in this case is the villain from "Popeye".

He names a college in his weirdly detailed blog-resume, though he apparently never earned a degree. He seems to have focused in law enforcement (like the guy who checks the time cards of people who drive around the parking lots of Wal*Mart).

His love for science is evidenced by the fact that he's the most prominent member in the Save the Clam Coalition Group, a proud defender of the Great Auk, and doesn't like vaccines very much. Whether Karajou stood up for his principles by refusing to accept vaccines while in the Navy, however, is most unlikely.

We respect the sacrifices military servicemen make on behalf of their countries. However, Karajou has been touting his military service as though it makes him impervious to criticism. By touting it like a magic charm, Karajou himself belittles that service, and makes his own fair game for attack.

Man of the Bible
Karajou is a firm believer that "the Bible has been proven to be a reliable historical and scientific document ... Fair enough?" That consequently has an effect on his concept of proof. For example in relation the the existence of the remains of Noah's ark in Turkey and the existence of the Sasquatch in North America.

Like all Conservapedia sysops, Karajou believes in Andrew Schlafly's historical revisionist interpretation of The Bible and becomes enraged if his beliefs are ever contradicted or criticised, suggesting quite a fragile foundation of faith. He is disdainful of individuals of other faiths or non-faiths.

Interent cybervandal
After a relapse and another blocking binge, fellow Conservapedia sysop RobSmith had some unkind words. Karajou retaliated by vandalizing the infant Ameriwiki project.

Ironic Quote Dept.
Karajou tries to mediate in the rather delicate matter of former sysop DeanS's cult of Mormonism being called a cult on CP. He fails:

Karajou defends Conservative's slew of bestiality-related articles: