User:AKjeldsen/Important Notice

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Important Notice to a Gentleman at Another Website
Gentleman:

Please be advised that Operation Fluttering Butterfly may or may not have a received a green light, and may or may not be expected to launch at one point in the near future.

Also, you may or may not be advised to beware the Ides of May, or possibly one or more days shortly thereafter.

Meanwhile, do not hesitate to take any necessary precautions to safeguard mission-critical assets and installations.

That is all.