Kevin Carlyon

Kevin Carlyon is a witch and he refers to himself as "The Living God Of All Witches."

Others are less convinced of this.

Mr. Carlyon visited Stonehenge for the 2009 Winter Solstice, but was one of the 2000 who showed up a day early (December 21st rather than December 22nd). Thus, if he is a God, he certainly isn't infallible.

Quotes

 * "The success rate of my ‘spells’ has been documented worldwide, not my claim that they work but the claim of others who have documented my achievements in many publications and t.v. programmes worldwide."
 * "MY FERTILITY SPELLS ARE GOING GREAT AT THE CERNE ABBAS GIANT IN DORSET. WHY NOT POP ALONG THERE FOR SOME NICE NOOKIE - ITS THE 'IN PLACE'."