Conservapedia:What is going on at CP?/April 2010

Presumably needing lebensraum, Hitler finally gets a foothold on a talk page. Update: Hitler is defeated, and the diff is oversighted. NEIN! Ze diff ist kaput, but Der Führer vill remain for a zouzand yaz!

Um... Andy... what does Al Gore's presidential race and Nobel winning achievements have to do with abortion betrayal? As the song goes, "One rant at a time, sweet Jesus..." 🇰🇪 is really committed to the Richard Dawkins Project, and prepared to generate 50-100 article titles!! for it. At some point he will become so ill that no one will be able to ridicule him. Andy thinks that the Polar Music Prize is only given to over-the-hill rockers, such as Bob Dylan, Pink Floyd, Joni Mitchell, BB King, Led Zeppelin...

Ken is under the impression that Conservapedia is singlehandedly responsible for decreasing acceptance of evolution in Canada. Despite their valiant efforts, 58% of Canadians accept evolution as fact. Somehow this edit causes Jpatt to respond in this fashion.

How come no one seems to know about this best selling video game called "Spring", which sold $500 million on the first day? .. Ah, that's just Andy's humorous habit of skimming over articles and misreading them. Closure: "Thanks for fixing that, don't know how that got in there". Andy answers the age old question: what is worse, drugs or liberals? Jpatt seems to be using a CP headline generator. Andy (on Conservapedia Mainpage): There's a video game that rewards you for playing as a terrorist. Source(s): "I discussed this with a group of teenagers last week". UPDATE TK: Modern Warfare 2 promotes terrorism! User: Nuh uh. TK: Last wordism! Andy's knack for mathematical pedagogy on display again, as he adds to cp:Set some insightful examples of sets a bizarre anti-abortion screed.

Conservapedia finishes their Bible Retranslation Project ahead of schedule today! Wait, didn't they say they would finish it by Easter? I guess accurate timekeeping is a liberal trait. TK celebrates 2.5 years of the Obama Presidency....15 months in. UPDATE Rather than take out the bit that wasn't in the cited article, just change what the article says What, a new article of the year already? But it's only the end of April, and the Evolution article was doing so well!

All aboard the ghost train. User: It's probably a coincidence that Earth Day happens to be Lenin's birthday. Andy: Since both communism and environmentalism are evil, I'd rather pretend otherwise. Psst, Andy, look at all these other liberal conspiracies. <votecp poll=wigo3361 closed="yes">When is pop-culture not pop-culture? When Ed Poor creates the article about "love-starved Japanese schoolgirls".

<votecp poll=wigo3359 closed="yes">JClarke reverts a whole  bunch of vandalism and is thanked with a five-year block. <votecp poll=wigo3358 closed="yes">Conservative on mainpage: Conservapedia are bringing a friend to help write the Conservapedia anti-abortion project! Just like Conservapedia did for our Intelligent Design article! Conservapedia have friends in the pro-life movement! Conservapedia, Conservapedia, Conservapedia, abortion, Conservapedia, Conservapedia, Eisenhower, Conservapedia, Conservapedia, abortion, Conservapedia, Conservapedia! (see Semantic satiation) <votecp poll=wigo3357 closed="yes">This site is growing rapidly! <votecp poll=wigo3356 closed="yes">[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template%3AMainpageright&diff=770891&oldid=770870 What!? The UN is using its Peacekeeping budget to pay for Peacekeepers?!] Liberal logic. <votecp poll=wigo3355 closed="yes">Don't touch my Medicaid! - I'm obese, riddled with heart disease, and a proud 'Murcan (burp), and I need that (burp) Govmint health support. Unlike those (burp) trim Commie uberlords. Burp.

<votecp poll=wigo3354 closed="yes">Somehow Buffalo Ken thinks that he needs the same link three times in a news story <votecp poll=wigo3432 closed="yes">Yup, people are gettin' more stoopid. For proof, see here, here, here, and last, but certainly not least, here. <votecp poll=wigo3353 closed="yes">Who knew that even FOX NEWS would be too liberal one day? <votecp poll=wigo3352 closed="yes">Hitwin has finally evolved. Proof: It's Stalwin! Direct link to image.

<votecp poll=wigo3351 closed="yes">ABORTION AND ADOLF HITLER!!!1!!!!eleven!111! UPDATE: Ken likes it. UPDATE: And he's reallyconfused. <votecp poll=wigo3350 closed="yes">Conservative states what we all already knew: YouTube has issues with copyright claims. Damned atheists! <votecp poll=wigo3349 closed="yes">The sky falls: Andy admits that Obama might only be wrong 99% of the time. <votecp poll=wigo3348 closed="yes">Another Poor stub: "Destroying evidence is a crime." Thanks, Conservapedia! Update: Sarcasm or parody? Update 2: Oh boy, gotta have that pop culture reference in there.

<votecp poll=wigo3347 closed="yes">Gee, I wonder what he is getting at? <votecp poll=wigo3346 closed="yes">User: No offence Andy, but I think Lenski didn't pony up the dough because you're not a scientist. Andy: Lenski didn't make it available to anyone, so there! User: Rubbish, I read it yesterday! Andy: Bollocks did you. User: Here it is. Andy: That's not the real data. User: You can find the "real" data here. Andy: WHERE'S THE DATA  (repeat ad nauseam)  That's enough from the evilutionists. For bonus points, Andy ascertains deceit based on British spelling, ergo anyone writing in English is untrustworthy. C.S. Lewis, the damn liberal, would be impressed. <votecp poll=wigo3345 closed="yes">Article creation tip of the day: check your spelling. <votecp poll=wigo3341 closed="yes">🇰🇪 plans to make an abortion out of the Creationism Evolution manufactroversy. twice <votecp poll=wigo3340 closed="yes">Vandal:"My hundreds of friends and I are going to attack your site constantly." Conservative:[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template:Mainpageright&curid=85316&diff=769139&oldid=769134 Web traffic is up! Hooray!] Bonus laughs DouglasA "No Ken, this is how you write a headline." <votecp poll=wigo3339 closed="yes">Wait a second!!! We thought this was a conservative site. Instead TK disses Obama for not providing enough government hand-holding! Whatever happened to letting the poor simply pull themselves up by their bootstraps? <votecp poll=wigo3338 closed="yes">In TK's blissful world of breathtaking ignorance, coming second is un-American. <votecp poll=wigo3337 closed="yes">Thanks for the update, Ken. There is simply no other way to view that YouTube video.

<votecp poll=wigo3336 closed="yes">[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template%3AMainpageright&diff=768943&oldid=768904 Union boss quits half way through his term? TRAITOR!]....[http://www.conservapedia.com/Palin#Resignation Sarah Palin? HERO!] <votecp poll=wigo3335 closed="yes">This can only get better.... Alright, fess up, who was it? <votecp poll=wigo3334 closed="yes">Now crashing into a car that cuts across the road in front of you is a Hollywood value. <votecp poll=wigo3333 closed="yes">TK invokes Godwin's law...to criticise those who invoke Godwin's law

<votecp poll=wigo3331 closed="yes">Andy in one sentence: I've never heard of it, therefore it can't be prominent. UPDATE: Andy is now arguing with a corpse, thanks to TK's tasteful intervention. So Andy gets another "last-wordism" trophy. UPDATE DEUX: It remains a Minor college - interesting how the fact that its newly-created article's main problem is a lack of citations, apparently. UPDATE TROIS: TK deletes and protects the UCL article: "Contrary to Community Guidelines." Apparently Ed Poor's unfinished movie review in the mainspace is a perfectly good encyclopaedic entry however. <votecp poll=wigo3330 closed="yes">Apparently, Liberal's David Lloyd George is still in 10 Downing Street. I wonder if Labour's Gordon Brown knows? <votecp poll=wigo3329 closed="yes">Andy posts a story about Democrats rushing to the Republican side, ignoring the very next sentence in the article which states not to read too much into the statistic as "[i]n 2008, we saw just the opposite." <votecp poll=wigo3328 closed="yes">Healthcare "reform" failing in Massachusetts? JPatt seems to think so, and he honestly may be on to something. <votecp poll=wigo3327 closed="yes">TK, the dumbshit. <votecp poll=wigo3326 closed="yes">Conservapedia now features a "Weekly Image Not in the Liberal Media". But wait... what's this? Or is ABC not liberal? <votecp poll=wigo3325 closed="yes">Ed Poor "knows" he's right. No further discussion required. <votecp poll=wigo3324 closed="yes">Oh no, how on earth will we defend ourselves with a mere 1,550 nukes? <votecp poll=wigo3323 closed="yes">I'm sorry, but how many years did Samuel Alito and John Roberts serve in the military? Ohhhh not appointing veterans IOKIYAR!

<votecp poll=wigo3322 closed="yes">We hate both Hollywood Values and grammar! <votecp poll=wigo3321 closed="yes">Dear Andy. I was sorry to hear that I have died yet again (The presidents of Brazil and Argentina say "hi" by the way!). I was relieved to see you on the Colbert Report last year, up to then, having never seen you in public I was entirely unaware you even existed! And as for the US intelligence reports, I promise to drop dead the moment they find those WMDs. Your friend, Fidel xx <votecp poll=wigo3320 closed="yes">This is just pathetic Andy. Taking advantage of a suicide of a gay wrestler to push your political agenda. <votecp poll=wigo3319 closed="yes">Walt Disney, Charles Schulz, Scott Adams, Karajou?! <votecp poll=wigo3318 closed="yes">MOAR Hitler <votecp poll=wigo3317 closed="yes">No.

<votecp poll=wigo3316 closed="yes">Let us celebrate this glorious day through prayer and rejoicing criticising Google. UPDATE: If you Google it, it will come. AND AGAIN: Andy: Fucking Google <votecp poll=wigo3315 closed="yes">What an unfortunate comparison 🇰🇪

<votecp poll=wigo3314 closed="yes">Andy trumpets on the Main Page "and most of the remaining 8 books is finished"... and this from a man teaching a writing course. <votecp poll=wigo3313 closed="yes">Hans Christian Andersen becomes the latest entry on Andy's "obscure list".

<votecp poll=wigo3310 closed="yes"> This work of art is not to my taste, so obviously it's the work of atheists!