Essay talk:Dogs

Fail. 22:19, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

Why focus on mental attributes?
Why indeed? Dogs smell funny, and they eat horse manure. Put that in. Totnesmartin 22:19, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

Fun?
Funspace for this? Looks like it's heading that way anyway.Totnesmartin 22:19, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Deletespace would be more apt.  22:21, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
 * All I did was talk Fall down's essay and replace dogs for women, protists for animals, and cats for men. -- 22:22, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Shoo, little mustelid. -- 22:22, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
 * So you based this on something by FD? Why? Totnesmartin 22:24, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
 * It's been done before. -- 22:25, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
 * So what? Stop jerking Fall down off.  It's just what he wants you to do, & nobody else cares.   22:26, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

Euthanize
This "essay" sucks to its core, from concept to execution. 23:30, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
 * But if you're going to leave it in, add that dogs eat cat shit and sniff each other's butts. That's funny stuff.  23:32, 29 April 2009 (UTC)