Conservapedia:What is going on at CP?/February 2012

February 2012
Andy: Conservapedia is right, even when it isn't. Andy: Will conservapedia be proven right? Looking good but ... uh-oh ... something's wrong ... too close to call! That'll do. Oh wait, better trim this. But wait... Santorum may still have more delegates! (without citation) and anyway, the teabaggers really really like him! Andy (Feb 27th): For policial reasons the lamestream media is not reporting the important fact that school shooter was a Facebook user. Andy (next day): *deletes information about Norwary massacre killer being an anti-Muslim, anti-immigrant right-wing extremist that specifically targeted country's ruling liberal party* (Information about the killer liking to play World of Warcraft untouched.)

The latest school shooting tragedy has nothing to do with guns and everything to do with Facebook. (and not a prayer for the victims in sight.) Andy: someone else guessed the same guess that I guessed we guessed; Conservapedia proven right! Andy shows us why it's stupid to look at the world through only a biased liberals v. conservatives myopic political lens Men and women look different, therefore how on earth can liberals expect them to have the same aptitudes? Andy: "The purported proof of Fermat's Last Theorem would be an example of liberal math." User: "What would be an example of Conservative Math?" Andy: "Godel's Incompleteness Theorems, and liberals ostracized Kurt Godel for it.""Bertrand Russell, a leading leftist of that time, was humiliated by Godel's insight, which was conservative in how it debunked intellectual arrogance.""A liberal claims to know almost everything. A conservative recognizes that the liberal actually knows almost nothing of value."

 Stupid atheists are wasting time and money searching for a Grand Unified Theory of physics even though Andy's bizarre, nonsensical interpretation of an Iron Age text Genesis says that's impossible. Biblical scientific foreknowledge FTW! Tiger Woods: Liberal Media Icon Creationist idiot vexed by Poe's law. Kendoll forgets Kotomi T was Conservapedia's favourite sysop. Having obliterated the mean old Lamestream Media, Andy Schlafly takes on the next target. Joaquin's upset about something in Syria and it's Hillary Obama's fault. Remind me,who are supposed to be the good guys again? Shame on those desperate Rinos who declared Romney the winner in Maine before all the votes were counted. Conservapedia declaring Santorum the victor in Colorado early in the evening - Conservapedia proven right yet again!

And with football season over, time for Andy to gush over Jeremy Lin. In Andy's universe "Britain was just fine with Hitler running over neighboring underdog countries." Why? Because liberals.

<votecp poll=wigo4884 closed="yes">Andy secretly hopes that he will one day be that lucky woman. <votecp poll=wigo4883 closed="yes">Andy: "College math is not completely immune to liberal influences that have destroyed other subjects like physics." <votecp poll=wigo4882 closed="yes">Andy: "Many books and movies illustrate the lack of upward social mobility in Britain, from Mary Poppins to Charles Dickens' writings" A prize to whomever can guess what in the fuck Andy is talking about. <votecp poll=wigo4881 closed="yes">Andy, before the Florida primary: "Rick Santorum's senseless instance [sic on staying in the race] in Florida is depriving Gingrich of a victory there." and "Floridians who vote for third-place Rick Santorum will be strengthening the pro-abortion side of the Republican Party" Andy, Feb. 7: "Conservative Rick Santorum wins today's Minnesota and Missouri primaries for president, with Mitt Romney finishing far, far behind. Give it up, RINOs."

<votecp poll=wigo4880 closed="yes">Andy: Atheists hate underdogs according to crowd behaviour at the Superbowl. Crowd behaviour? Pfft, that's a pretty flimsy example

<votecp poll=wigo4879 closed="yes">Andy: Why didn't atheists cheer at the Super Bowl? Is it because they don't like underdogs?  Why don't atheists like underdogs?  I bet Stalin didn't like underdogs.

<votecp poll=wigo4878 closed="yes">You know you're Conservapedia's biggest idiot when Kendoll of all people has to clean up after you.

<votecp poll=wigo4877 closed="yes">Ed "some bloke" Poor: Yellow Submarine was a "dark and tedious 1968 animated film." User: "Conservapedia administrator Ed Poor gave the film a negative review, calling it 'dark and tedious'." Ed "some bloke" Poor: "removing some random bloke's personal opinion".