Talk:Concernedresident/Archive1

Where to send money?
PLEAE TELL ME TO WERE I SHOULD BE SEMDIN THE MUNY? I AM CUNVINCED BY YUR CLAIM BECUSE YUE SEEME LIKE U GUD MAN.--BobNot Jim 19:28, 16 September 2009 (UTC)
 * I KNEW YOU WOULD RESPOND BECAUSE GOD TOLD ME. I NEED TO PAY TRANSFER FEE BEFORE I CAN SEND YOU $3,000,000. PLEASE ROLL UP MONEY AND INSERT IT IN INTERNET PIPES. GOD WILL GUIDE IT TO ME, AND SOON YOU WILL BE 40% HOLIER, AND 178% RICHER. --Concernedresident 19:38, 16 September 2009 (UTC)
 * CANE I TAKE A SCAN OF THE MUNY AND SEND IT AS UN ATUCHEMNT WITHE UN EMAIL?--BobNot Jim 19:52, 16 September 2009 (UTC)
 * SCANNED MONEY IS WORTH $0, BUT I ED POOR TEACHES ME MATHS, AND I KNOW THAT IF YOU SCAN 100 TIMES MORE MONEY THEN IT WILL BE WORTH SOMETHING. I LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR MONEY, AND GOD BLESS YOU AND PROTECT YOU FROM FRAUDS (I AM HONEST). --Concernedresident 19:58, 16 September 2009 (UTC)
 * OK, I WILL SCUN U PICTHCTURE UF U CHEQUEUE INSTED. I KNEW YURE U GUD MAN CAUJSE YU SAIDE SO.--BobNot Jim 20:41, 16 September 2009 (UTC)
 * This conversation looks like the emails I keep getting from that Nigerian guy whose relatives keep dying. 14:26, 7 October 2009 (UTC)
 * The fun part is when those guys point out that there are lots of scammers out there, but they're not one of them - honest! 15:04, 7 October 2009 (UTC)
 * So, if I could just take your sort code. 15:29, 7 October 2009 (UTC)

Sysop
Hello baby, I have made you a sysop because I lust for you daily. Here is a guide. Ace McWickedModel 500 20:37, 16 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Cheers. Had a read through the guide, but waterboard me if I do something stupid. --Concernedresident 20:56, 16 September 2009 (UTC)

"agreeing with stuff makes me popular"
Agree that you owe me £5000 and you'll make yourself popular with me. Totnesmartin 23:25, 20 September 2009 (UTC)
 * You'll have the money as soon as Bob's cheque clears! --Concernedresident 20:23, 21 September 2009 (UTC)

Discount surgery
Opal's bar seemed pretty popular, and I'm feeling kind of left out. To that end, I'd like to announce the opening of Concernedresident's Discount Surgical Emporium Est. 2009. Allow us to apply our patented 18th century American surgical techniques to probably restore you to fitness and vim. Knives, cleavers, ether, gags, and restraining straps: This really is the cutting edge of 18th century medicine my friend, with a survival rate in double figures.

Come in this week for a spleen removal and get a few cut and turkish shave. 14:24, 7 October 2009 (UTC)


 * Oooh, nice. Can I have an absinthe with laudanum please? 14:25, 7 October 2009 (UTC)
 * But at my bar you can drink yourself to a stupor, here you can contract all sorts of bad things.... Actually, go for it, they can sue you for malpractice, then spend the money at my bar... woo hoo...OpalHonors 14:27, 7 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Sorry. I'm the barber, surgeon and mayor of this here town. We don't take kindly to legal shenanigans. Mr Crundy, just wait there while I bury my previous customer. Some radium water while you wait? 15:02, 7 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Do you offer used organs for sale? My buddy's doing some experiments in his torture chamber lab; he'd pay top dollar for a recently-removed, well-preserved human brain. As long it's from somebody smart. 15:12, 7 October 2009 (UTC)
 * I'll have plenty of spare organs once I'm done with Mr Crundy here. 15:21, 7 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Sorry, I was in the toilet. What were we talking ab... Wait, what are you doing with that axe? 15:23, 7 October 2009 (UTC)
 * I've always wanted another kidney. Can you read my entrails while you're in there, too? Then maybe a quick trepanning? &mdash; Sincerely, Neveruse513 / Talk / Block 15:30, 7 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Hmm, this cranial structure would indicate a disposition towards criminality - a conclusion confirmed by the unusually small distance between your eyes. I suggest you pay in advance. Damn your eyes, Mr. Crundy! Stop flailing!  16:38, 7 October 2009 (UTC)

Bring on the leeches! I need a bleedin'! 21:16, 7 October 2009 (UTC)
 * I already had my appendectomy thanks, but even so, there is going to be plenty of people over at my bar... And then you can harvest their liver!!!OpalHonors 21:18, 7 October 2009 (UTC)

Message for you, sir!
See here. 21:26, 22 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Thank you, Jenkins. Do take the rest of the day off while her ladyship and I experiment with rubber toys and frightened peasants. -- 21:27, 22 October 2009 (UTC)