Fun:Conservapedia, The Musical/Moody

By, a big fan of Ruddigore

Very Bad Lyrics Written By Someone With No Talent
Chorus is a chorus of homeschoolers.


 * TK: Oh, why am I crazy and bad?
 * Chorus: Can't guess!
 * TK: And why am I insane and a cad?
 * Chorus: Confess!
 * TK: Because I am thoroughly MAD!
 * Chorus: Oh yes �
 * TK:You'll see it at once in my face. Oh, why am I dumb as a horse?
 * Chorus: Ah, why?
 * TK: It's the beating of puppies, of course.
 * Chorus: Fie, fie!
 * TK: I do it without much remorse!
 * Chorus: Oh my!
 * TK:At least that is so in my case!


 * TK:When your lies you have fully deployed
 * Chorus: Like you �
 * TK:As a sysop you'll soon be employed
 * Chorus: It do.
 * TK: But my penalty none can avoid!
 * Chorus: How true!
 * TK:I would like a nice-looking youth (stage direction - eyes Bethany).... But like Zeus' own thunderbolt!
 * Chorus: (explaining to each other) No dice...
 * TK:I rush at those stupid old dolts!
 * Chorus: (explaining to each other) That's vice!
 * TK:Observe the unpleasant results! (stage direction - random liberal collapses, screaming)
 * Chorus: Not nice.
 * TK:Indeed, I rarely tell the truth!


 * TK:Oh, innocent Ed Poor, just in time!
 * Ed, joining Chorus: That's me!
 * TK:If I had played along longer, I'm sure
 * Chorus: Like me �
 * TK:I should be as empowered as you're!
 * Chorus: May be.
 * TK:You are very well-powered indeed... Oh, innocents, listen in time!
 * Chorus: We doe,
 * TK:Avoid an existence of crime!
 * Chorus: Just so!
 * TK:Or you'll be as ugly as I'm!
 * Chorus: (loudly) No! No!
 * TK:And now, Andy's work, I'll impede.

Original Lyrics

 * SIR DESPARD: Oh, why am I moody and sad?
 * CHORUS: Can't guess!
 * SIR DESPARD: And why am I guiltily mad?
 * CHORUS: Confess!
 * SIR DESPARD: Because I am thoroughly bad!
 * CHORUS: Oh yes �
 * SIR DESPARD:You'll see it at once in my face. Oh, why am I husky and hoarse?
 * CHORUS: Ah, why?
 * SIR DESPARD: It's the workings of conscience, of course.
 * CHORUS: Fie, fie!
 * SIR DESPARD: And huskiness stands for remorse,
 * CHORUS: Oh my!
 * SIR DESPARD:At least it does so in my case!
 * SIR DESPARD:When in crime one is fully employed �
 * CHORUS: Like you �
 * SIR DESPARD:Your expression gets warped and destroyed:
 * CHORUS: It do.
 * SIR DESPARD:It's a penalty none can avoid;
 * CHORUS: How true!
 * SIR DESPARD:I once was a nice-looking youth; But like stone from a strong catapult �
 * CHORUS: (explaining to each other) A trice �
 * SIR DESPARD:I rushed at my terrible cult �
 * CHORUS: (explaining to each other) That's vice �
 * SIR DESPARD:Observe the unpleasant result!
 * CHORUS: Not nice.
 * SIR DESPARD:Indeed I am telling the truth!


 * SIR DESPARD:Oh, innocent, happy though poor!
 * CHORUS: That's we �
 * SIR DESPARD:If I had been virtuous, I'm sure �
 * CHORUS: Like me �
 * SIR DESPARD:I should be as nice-looking as you're!
 * CHORUS: May be.
 * SIR DESPARD:You are very nice-looking indeed! Oh, innocents, listen in time �
 * CHORUS: We doe,
 * SIR DESPARD:Avoid an existence of crime �
 * CHORUS: Just so�
 * SIR DESPARD:Or you'll be as ugly as I'm�
 * CHORUS: (loudly) No! No!
 * SIR DESPARD:And now, if you please, we'll proceed.