User talk:Captain Swing

Welcome! I'm sure we'll forgive anything for nachos. Peter mqzp 07:50, 17 March 2013 (UTC)
 * Even the fact that the talk link in your signature points to the wrong place, if you're lucky. (It links to "Usertalk:Captain Swing," but there should be a space in "user talk.") Peter mqzp 07:54, 17 March 2013 (UTC)
 * MY NACHOS COMMENT GOT AN ANONYMOUS EDITOR TO SIGN UP!!! :D Welcome to RationalWiki!  Sam   Tally-ho!  03:51, 18 March 2013 (UTC)

You have been demoted
In light of your incredibly poor performance at RW thus far, you have been demoted to sys-admin by Peter. I hope you take this moment to reflect on how low you have fallen. (Oh and put *something* in your user-page to get rid of the redlink - we like our admins to at least pretend they take the place seriously). Cheers VOX  HUMANA  05:44, 22 March 2013 (UTC)
 * Actually (and you're not the only one who was confused), I only made him autopatrolled. He can be sysop too though, I suppose. Peter mqzp 05:52, 22 March 2013 (UTC)
 * He seems of a suitably low standard. VOX  HUMANA  06:40, 22 March 2013 (UTC)

Australian Infrastructure
We as a group of people are nice, yes. But our infrastructure is definitely shit. The Invisible Man I spoke to Him   05:04, 4 April 2013 (UTC)
 * What country doesn't have shitty infrastructure though? Peter mqzp 05:15, 4 April 2013 (UTC)
 * Singapore?  05:25, 4 April 2013 (UTC)
 * Belgium.  05:46, 4 April 2013 (UTC)
 * Even Turkey has some pretty impressive infrastructure - plus they have a hi-speed rail link and wifi internet on their public transport. VOX  HUMANA  03:15, 21 April 2013 (UTC)

Sockie
Are you a sockpuppet of anyone? Proxima Centauri (talk) 06:37, 15 April 2013 (UTC)

Goat
My interpretation of "goat" is not gospel... no-one's is. Goat is whatever you want it to be. It is the only truly divine mystery (apart from where socks go in the dryer). VOX HUMANA  03:18, 21 April 2013 (UTC)

Zappa
I missed the block message a week or so back, only just saw it now. But yes, although Zappa freak would be more appropriate. Here's me trying to play some. VOX HUMANA  13:25, 23 April 2013 (UTC)

"totes"
I've picked it up from a friend of mine (of my social circle she tends o be the one with the most flexible schedule for hanging out.) I don't even consciously think about it when i say it. --MikallakiM 02:54, 29 April 2013 (UTC)
 * This is what happens when you choose to make friends with people who like homestuck and MLP. --MikallakiM 03:02, 29 April 2013 (UTC)

You're stalking me more than necesary
And showing your partisanship, not rational skepicism, so cut the fucking bullshit and don't bother me, I've been polite previously about asking you to cut it out, now your just being a bit of a creep.--Andrewstewart1 (talk) 21:46, 29 April 2013 (UTC)
 * Nope, Captain Swing is doing what any of us would do. The only reason I didn't interfere is that Swing already had the matter in hand. If, however, you would like a posse to be put together to handle your inappropriate editing, that can be arranged. VOX  HUMANA  23:23, 29 April 2013 (UTC)