Fun:Jeremy Corbyn

Jeremy Corbyn is a dangerous maoist Al-Qaeda supporting Stalin reincarnated antisemite, and leader of the marxist Labour Party. He rides a Chairman Mao-style bicycle, and he wants to destroy Britain by helping the working class and the poor.

Corbyn's dangerous plan for UK

 * He wants to nationalize stuff, just like Marx ;
 * He wants more government intervention in housing, which means we could live in a terrible dystopia where poor people aren't homeless ;
 * He wants to promote lazyness by creating four new bank holidays ;
 * His Chairman Mao-quoting pick for Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer, John McDonnell argues for basic income (which is literally socialism), wants to double the UK’s co-operative sector (democratically controlled business=communism, remember) ;

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