User talk:No Advertising

When this guy starts vandalising, just remember that a helpful jellyfish could have stopped it had they been a sysop  11:39, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

MaKE ME A SYSOP now. NEED VICODIN NOW
 * Why? -- 11:45, 1 September 2008 (EDT)
 * Nah, not quite yet. Making one article doesn't really qualify as sysop material.
 * Stranger things have happened. Probably. -- 11:49, 1 September 2008 (EDT)
 * Yes, quite yet. NEED VICODIN NOW
 * No.
 * Not quite yet. 11:52, 1 September 2008 (EDT)
 * YES yet! NEED VICODIN NOW
 * Hmmmm.
 * No... Not yet. 11:57, 1 September 2008 (EDT)
 * No. But we can give you an honorary ban, like the new sysops get. It's almost the same as being a sysop, only not really. Enjoy it while it lasts. -- 11:54, 1 September 2008 (EDT)
 * Picks up his reinforced banhammer*. Shall I swing? I won't kill him! =D
 * Sorry. Bureaucrat's prerogative. -- 11:58, 1 September 2008 (EDT)
 * But I is also Bureaucrat! =D
 * What?? Is anyone here not a bureaucrat apart from me?
 * First one out of you two to elevate me to your level gets to block NeedVic. No excuses. 12:02, 1 September 2008 (EDT)
 * But I already blocked him. -- 12:04, 1 September 2008 (EDT)
 * Details, details.
 * Details, details. -- 12:01, 1 September 2008 (EDT)
 * I did put him into the "vandal" group, however. I suppose we will see him at... 12:32.
 * He didn't actually do any vandalizing, though, did he? -- 12:04, 1 September 2008 (EDT)
 * Not that I saw. Bondurant 12:05, 1 September 2008 (EDT)
 * No, 12:06 I HAZ THE POWERZ!!!! now make me a sysop NEED VICODIN NOW
 * Why? -- 12:08, 1 September 2008 (EDT)
 * You're already a sysop. 12:10, 1 September 2008 (EDT)
 * Anonymous is just a bunch of whiny teens, and I CAN HAZ THE POWERZ that's Why. NEED VICODIN NOW
 * LOL U CAN'T HANDLE POWER! -- 12:14, 1 September 2008 (EDT)
 * You're already a sysop. NEED VICODIN NOW 12:15, 1 September 2008 (EDT)
 * You're already a sysop. 12:17, 1 September 2008 (EDT)
 * You're already a sysop. NEED VICODIN NOW 12:27, 1 September 2008 (EDT)
 * You're already a solipsist. 12:29, 1 September 2008 (EDT)
 * That's what she said. -Judas Reward 12:30, 1 September 2008 (EDT)
 * Yes. Yes it is. 12:32, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

It spoils the whole point of a welcome if it's from a vandal, you know. Must you screw people on their first day? 23:26, 7 September 2008 (EDT)

I edited your user page in a humourous way
I'm a bad, bad fish :( 11:58, 1 September 2008 (EDT)
 * Bah. Anonymous is an INTERNET HAET MACHINE that feeds on SEVEN DIFFERENT PASSWORDS. Everyone knows that. (And a bunch of bored teenagers.) -- 12:00, 1 September 2008 (EDT)
 * Fisssh. Yum. Now make me a sysop or give me more Vicodin. Nobody gets a free ride here. NEED VICODIN NOW 12:17, 1 September 2008 (EDT)
 * Wouldn't you like a nice bit of Perphenazine instead? -- 12:42, 1 September 2008 (EDT)
 * I like Dichloromethane ,it tastes like strawberries Samurai Fish 05:19, 22 December 2008 (EST)