Fun:Conservapedia, The Musical/When You're a Sysop

When you're a sysop You're a sysop all the way, From your first "90/10" To your last "Icewedge Gang."

When you can block, If the liberals fight, You don't take no nonsense 'Cuz might equals right.

You're never offline. You're never disconnected. You're home all alone. When vandals are expected You can protect it.

Then you know Truth With a capital T Ignoring the evidence You choose not to see. If you're not a sysop M Y O B

Oh when the sysops fall in to the party line The Right can't be wrong so we'll do just fine And when the liberals see us with our arguments They're gonna run, gonna flee, gonna pee in their pants

When you're a sysop You don't take no spunk. Anyone who disagrees is Just a Liberal Punk.

When you're a sysop It's OK to cheat As long as you don't use Some Liberal Deceit

The sysops are in gear We're editing on fire. The gays will stay clear And every Liberal Liar is a God Denier

Here come the sysops All rebellion we'll quell Someone stands up to us Someone don't feel so well

Here come the sysops Little kid, step aside The FBI will get you, And there's no place to hide

We're drawing a line So keep your beliefs hidden We're hanging a sign That says "Liberals Forbidden" And we ain't kiddin

Here come the sysops Yeah! And we're gonna get Every last vandal On the whole buggin Net. On the whole! Ever! Mother! Lovin! Net! Godspeed!