Conservapedia:What is going on at CP?/January 2014

January 2014
Detective Schlafly finds a new mystery: why have liberals turned against Justin Bieber? With his amazing skills of deduction, he solves the case: 'cuz Bieber's pro-life. Andyland: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Conservapedia_proven_right&curid=117673&diff=1074845&oldid=1072737 Conservapedia proven right! Hawking says black holes don't exist!] Reality: Of course there's black holes; Hawking just thinks they might be grey. Andy's anti-intellectualism on display: "eloquent wisdom" now equals "liberal claptrap." Conservapedia proven right as Overrated Sports Star Tom Brady falls in defeat... to even more Overrated Sports Star Peyton Manning.

Andy takes his misunderstanding of physics to a whole new level: "uncertainty principle: an underlying chaos (uncertainty) at the atomic level in the physical world after the Fall of man, which renders a perpetual motion machine and life beyond 120 years impossible".

 Ken wins his latest argument with the evolutionists. Admit it. The man in the picture is pretty fat. You can't explain that! Andy: "Evil contributes to the reasons why non-conservatives exist"