User talk:Andy Schlafly

Dear Mr Schlafly
Dear Mr. Schlafly

First I would like to introduce myself. I am Elvis Presley and admire you and Have Great Respect for your orifice. I talked to Vice Idiot TK in Palm Springs a week ago and expressed my concern for our internets. The Drug Culture, The Hippie Elements, Rationalwiki, Black Panthers, etc do not consider me as their enemy or as they call it The Establishment. I call it America and I Love it. Sir I can and will be of any Service that I can to help the internets out. I have no concerns or motives other than helping the internets out. So I wish not to be given a title or an appointed position, I can and will do more good if I were made a Conservapedia Sysop at Large, and I will help out by doing it my way through my communications with people of all ages.

First and Foremost I am an entertainer but all I need is Conservapedia Sysopship. I am on the Plane with Ken and We have been discussing the problems that our internets is faced with. Sir I am Staying at the Washington hotel Room 505-506-507. I have 2 men who work with me by the name of Pr0n and LOL. I am registered under the name of Elvins Prensesly. I will be here for as long as it takes to get the credentials of a Consevapedia Sysop. I have done in depth study of Drug Abuse and Communist Brainwashing Techniques and I am right in the middle of the whole thing, where I can and will do the most good. I am Glad to help just so long as it is kept very Private. You can have your staff or whomever call me anytime today tonight or Tomorrow. I was nominated the coming year one of America's Ten Most outstanding fat men. That will be in January 18 in my Home Town of Memphis Tenn. I am sending you the short autobiography about myself so you can better understand this approach. I would love to meet you just to say hello if you're not too busy.

Respectfully, Elvis Presley

P.S. I believe that you Sir were one of the Top Ten Bewildering Men of America also.

I have a personal gift for you also which I would like to present to you and you can accept it or I will keep it for you until you can take it where you most need it.
 * "Mr Marx, I want to be your friend - Your bff as we hip youngsters normally say. I promise I have no desire to be a special federal agent that reports commie scum. Hell I'm commie scum." ಠ_ಠ Andy Schlafly (talk) 17:12, 7 June 2010 (UTC)