RationalWiki:To do list/Pointless polls/Archive2

How are you celebrating two million edits?  Making a beeline for 3000000 Waiting for 2097152, the really significant number Bragging about what percentage I was responsible for Pretending to be productive Complaining Going outside

Who Should Win the 2020 Democratic Primary?  Joe Biden Hillary Clinton Bernie Sanders Elizabeth Warren Tim Kaine Nancy Pelosi Chuck Schumer Kamala Harris Nyarlathotep Fëanor Spud

Best continent  Africa Antarctica Asia Australia Europe North America South America Atlantis

Most Obnoxious Emergency Alert tones by country (Add other nations if you want)  American EAS Canada's Alert Ready Emergency Alert Australia Japan's J-Alert French Emergency Population Warning Russian Federal Unitary Enterprise Russian Broadcasting and Alert Networks

Best month  January February March April May June July August September October November December I'm a contrarian!

Star Trek vs Star Wars  What does Yoda need with a lightsaber? Highly illogical What is the obsession with balls flying at your face George! Vulcan Nerve Pinch yo ass! I find your lack of faith disturbing Boba Fett Orgasm Jar Jar Binks would bitch slap the Enterprise any day Jediism! Eek! Federation = fully automated luxury gay space communism

Jar Jar Binks  He's a God! Me gusta Licks lips sensually NOOOOOOO!!! Tortures Jar Jar Pukes all over furniture I wana see him in 3D Still a better love story than Twilight

What is 1-2/3?  $$-\tfrac{1}{3}$$ $$\tfrac{1}{3}$$ $$0.\dot3, 0.\overline3, 0.3\dots$$ or whatever 0.33333333333333337 π Jesus A quantity 1.6666... (the - is a hyphen) 1 (in C code)

What do you want for Christmas?  Donald Trump impeached A third Valve game A life DiamondDisc1 re-elected as moderator AgingHippie to make good on his chicken coop promise All creationists gone Global warming solved No more world hunger No more telemarketers DD1 to get a life

Biggest Crooks in the Healthcare Field?  Medical Doctors Osteopathic Physicians Pharmacists Dentists Optometrists Podiatrists Nurses Physical Therapists Occupational Therapists Home Healthcare workers Medical Assistants Physicians Assistants Acupuncturists Chiropractors Naturopathic Physicians Dr. Oz

Which kind of fantasy elf would you want to be?  High Elf Wood Elf Dark Elf Sea Elf For fuck's sake, Ronin, don't you have anything better to do?! Santa's Elf Keebler Elf Shoemaker's Elf

Whom would you want as United States President in 2020?  Oprah Mark Zuckerberg Mark Cuban Bernie Sanders Stephen Colbert Richard Dawkins Kent Hovind Jack Hyles Sam Harris Morgan Freeman Samuel L. Jackson Barack Obama Hillary Clinton Donald Trump John McCain That Undead Schizophrenic Naruto Eren Yeager Homer Simpson Goat Super Mecha Death Goat Anita Sarkeesian Skynet Elizabeth Warren Michelle Obama

If the Founding Fathers were all alive today and eligible to run for the Presidency, whom would you vote for?  George Washington John Adams Thomas Jefferson James Madison Alexander Hamilton Benjamin Franklin John Jay Trent Toluouse Goat

What alignment would you say the wiki is?  Lawful Good Neutral Good Chaotic Good Lawful Neutral True Neutral Chaotic Neutral Lawful Evil Neutral Evil Chaotic Evil Lawful Goat Chaotic Goat

'''It's RW's tenth birthday soon! How should we celebrate?'''  Get drunk on fermented tea Hunt down Trent Toulouse and throw tomatoes at him Draw the curtains and listen to Radiohead Meh Cake! De-lurk and say hi Run round the house naked Goat Which conspiracy is controlling Trump and his administration right now ?  The freemasons The zionists The illuminatis CHINA Russian hackers A commie plot The globalists Rothschild The aliens who built Bigfoot

Can lady goats be doctors? <multi poll=pointlesspoll111247 closed=yes> Yes Is this another John Oliver reference? Quit spamming the pointless poll with more in-jokes than a review of Atlanta Nights. Who Won the Rational Limerick Contest? <multi poll=pointlesspoll111248 closed=yes> RoninMacbeth Ikanreed Reverend Black Percy LeftyGreenMario David Gerard Rationalzombie94 nobs Smerdis of Tlön DiamondDisc1 Donald Trump Goat Everyone's a winner because they had fun Who should own the means of productions ? <multi poll=pointlesspoll111246 closed=yes> Goats The workers Same as now Donald Trump The State Democratically elected business executives/CEOs Computers RationalWiki admins THE GLOBALISTS !! Aliens Big Pharma Comsumers
 * 1) Feminism

Should there be a maximum wage ? <multi poll=pointlesspoll111245 closed=yes> Yes, by taxing all profits above a certain level of income, as Corbyn proposed Yes, by puting a limit of the gaps of wages between CEOs and their employees for each corporation No

Does anybody check the pointless poll anymore? <multi poll=pointlesspoll111244 closed=yes> I do... Whoops, wrong button.

What is your Christmas Day greeting? <multi poll=pointlesspoll111242 closed=yes> Merry Christmas Happy Christmas Happy Holidays Compliments of the Season Yuletide Tidings Merry Chrimbus Bah Humbug Allahu akbar

What is your favorite field of science ? <multi poll=pointlesspoll111241 closed=yes> Physics Astronomy Biology Neuro-science Psychology Psychiatry Mathematics Geology Sociology Genetics Memetics Scientology Necromancy Linguistics Caprinology

Who should the Democrats pick as their next national committee chair? <multi poll=pointlesspoll111239 closed=yes> Keith Ellison Howard Dean

Who should Donald Trump select as Secretary of State? <multi poll=pointlesspoll111240 closed=yes> Mitt Romney John Bolton Rudy Giuliani Bob Corker David Petraeus A goat

What should be done about ISIS? <multi poll=pointlesspoll111238 closed=yes> Nuke their bases, and other stuff Do a full-scale ground invasion and occupy the place for many many years Do a full-scale ground invasion, then promptly leave What we're doing now: heavy airstrikes, training and arming local troops Just training and arming locals who oppose them Absolutely nothing Make fun of them, so that they fall apart from within Empower religious Muslim voices who're fanatically pro-peace, so they actually fall apart from within Join and support them

Who do you think should be the next president of the USA? <multi poll=pointlesspoll111236 closed=yes> Donald Trump Bernie Sanders Hillary Clinton Barack Obama Bill Clinton Gary Johnson Jill Stein Joe Biden Ivanka Trump Ayatollah Khamenei A goat

Your mom

And who should absolutely not be the next president? <multi poll=pointlesspoll111237 closed=yes> Donald Trump Hillary Clinton Bernie Sanders Barack Obama Bill Clinton Gary Johnson Jill Stein Ivanka Trump the ghost of Osama bin Laden

Who's Trump gonna pick as his running mate? <multi poll=pointlesspoll111235 closed=yes> Ivanka Trump Melania Trump Hulk Hogan Chuck Norris John Barron

Which online game has the worst community? <multi poll=pointlesspoll111234 closed=yes> Call of Duty Counter Strike Minecraft DoTA League of Legends World of Warcraft

What should RW use as a demonym for its users? <multi poll=pointlesspoll111233 closed=yes> RationalWikian RationalWikan RatWik RWer (pronounced "rower") Goat SJW RWer (pronounced "arr-wee-urr") RWer (pronounced "arr-wee-eh") RWer (pronounced "goatfucker") RationalWiccan Best Star Wars Movie <multi poll=pointlesspoll111232 closed=yes> The Phantom Menace Attack of the Clones Revenge of the Sith A New Hope The Empire Strikes Back Return of the Jedi The Force Awakens The Holiday Special Ewoks: The Battle for Endor

Worst Star Wars Movie <multi poll=pointlesspoll111231 closed=yes> The Phantom Menace Attack of the Clones Revenge of the Sith A New Hope The Empire Strikes Back Return of the Jedi The Force Awakens '''Double poll time! First up: Since we had a 'Best Movie of 2015', Best Game of 2015?''' <multi poll=pointlesspoll111229 closed=yes> Undertale (obviously) Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain The Witcher 3 Bloodborne Splatoon Rocket League Fallout 4 Assasin's Creed: Syndicate Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege Sid Meier's Rainbow Siege VI Kerbal Space Program (is technically 2015) Cities: Skylines Evolve The Beginner's Guide Just Cause 3 Halo 5 Life is Strange Mortal Kombat X Batman: Arkham Knight Rise of the Tomb Raider Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number Super Mario Maker And now, in honour of the confusing plot of Metal Gear: Best snake? <multi poll=pointlesspoll111230 closed=yes> Solid Snake Old Snake Liquid Snake White Mamba Solidus Snake Naked Snake Punished "Venom" Snake Snake (Raiden) 'Acid' Snake Snake Pliskin Pipo Snake SNAKE (ALIVE, S.RATION) Punching Goat, the MB soldier that might as well be Snake because the NPCs don't have different dialogue when I'm playing as her

What is the best movie of 2015 (end of the year update) <multi poll=pointlesspoll111228 closed=yes> Kingsman: The Secret Service Ex Machina Furious 7 Avengers: Age of Ultron Mad Max: Fury Road Jurassic World Inside Out Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation Ant-man The Martian Bridge of Spies Sicario Spectre Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens Maggie Terminator Genisys The Danish Girl The Good Dinosaur The Revenant The Hateful Eight The Peanuts Movie How will 2016 be for Rationalwiki? <multi poll=pointlesspoll111227 closed=yes> Our best year ever Our worst year ever We'll get sued out of existence We'll get DDOS'ed out of existence Trent Toulouse will wake up and realise it was all a dream Goat We will lose approximately 90% of the current editors Why is this poll the same every year? Maybe we'll find Jesus. More "*insert brief edit war*-wiki"s '''What's "MDK?" <multi poll=pointlesspoll111226 closed=yes> Murder Death Kill Misssion: Deliver Kindness Mothers Day Kisses Many Dick Kneeings Manly, Daring Karate Most Danish Kestrels More Demons Kickboxing Marrying Ducks Kindly Manny Denies Karma Maximum Dancing Kangaroo Massive Destroyer Knuckle (WATATATATATATATA!) Must Diagnose Kinetics Might Deflate Knob Fondling Goats Softly My Dank Kilimanjaro Maybe Daniel's Knitting? Mainly Digging Kenny Mormons Deny Kakarat My Dinner? Koalas. Max, Doc, Kurt My Diligent Krakatoa Mama's Deadly Kink Morbid Digimon Kernels Crush, Kill, Destroy Malware Deactivates Kik Good riddance '''What's your favourite kink/fetish? <multi poll=pointlesspoll111225 closed=yes> Someone wearing a goat mask Someone wearing a realistic goat suit but without a goat mask Someone wearing goat masks on each appendage What's all this goofy goat stuff? A plain old foot fetish for me Actual goats Someone wearing a pony mask and/or costume A pony furry An actual pony A magical, flying pony Something involving a brass instrument, a reed, and valve oil Oh! And this one time at band camp... This isn't DeviantArt Burger Kink; I'll take those "chicken fries" anywhere Imagining yourself as your own original self-insert character in your favourite franchise's universe who's of course in a loving consensual relationship with your favourite character(s) from said franchise So many, but flattening people to use them as a doormat or hang them up as a picture has been on my mind a lot lately. Your kinks don't come close!

'''Do you have a degree or are working towards one? (any level) <multi poll=pointlesspoll111224 closed=yes> Yes - Yes - Yes - Yes - Economics/Business Yes - Other No I don't even have a Diploma! Tried a couple higher studies but dropped out due to bad grades and disinterest That's none of yer damn business! I have a masters from the university of life. Would you like fries with your vote?

Greatest riff ever <multi poll=pointlesspoll111223 closed=yes> Smoke on the Water Wow, real North Korean poll we have going here Well you're free to add more Pictures at an Exhibition Passacaglia and Fugue in C Minor, BWV 582 The Rolling Stones Satisfaction Blue Öyster Cult Don't Fear the Reaper Edgar Winter Frankenstein Well, there's this awesome riff I just invented. I promise you, it's the best ever! Meshuggah - I Am Colossus Well, the Great Barrier Reef of cou Oh, riff. Sorry, never mind. Public Image - Public Image Limited Ana Ng - They Might Be Giants Should Humans colonize other planets? <multi poll=pointlesspoll111222 closed=yes> Yes No Terraform them! Attempt to make them as minimally tasty as possible so as to discourage Cthulhu from eating our general neighborhood first Best movie of 2015 so far (add more if you like) <multi poll=pointlesspoll111221 closed=yes> Kingsmen: The Secret Service Ex Machina Avengers: Age of Ultron Mad Max: Fury Road Jurassic World Inside Out Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation Movies? Ant-Man Doragon bôru Z: Fukkatsu no 'F' Paper Towns Minions Terminator Genisys Maggie What hand do you prefer to write with? <multi poll=pointlesspoll111220 closed=yes> Left Right Both Equally I cannot write I prefer not to write

Are you excited for Fallout 4 <multi poll=pointlesspoll111219 closed=yes> Yes No Please Stand by Haven't even gotten around to New Vegas yet Fall who?

Best James Bond Movie <multi poll=pointlesspoll111218 closed= yes> Skyfall Quantum of Solace Casino Royale (the 2006 and actually good one) Die Another Day The World Is Not Enough Tomorrow Never Dies Goldeneye License to Kill The Living Daylights A View to a Kill Octopussy For Your Eyes Only Moonraker The Spy Who Loved Me The Man with the Golden Gun Live and Let Die Diamonds are Forever On Her Majesty's Secret Service You Only Live Twice Thunderball Goldfinger From Russia with Love Dr. No None Casino Royale (the 1967 original) Casino Royale (the 1954 original original) I never watched James Bond Never Say Never Again Looney Tunes Back in Action

When I hear the term "butthurt," I assume the user is referring to  <multi poll=pointlesspoll111217 closed=yes> Somebody metaphorically getting their ass kicked Somebody metaphorically being sodomized against their will The fact that he's twelve Somebody metaphorically suffering socially-tolerated domestic abuse on their tender buttocks

"Trent Toulouse?" <multi poll=pointlesspoll111216 closed=yes> I've only heard hushed whispers of the Man. I know he has a really long joke block reason on here. I believe him to be a front of the Secret Cabal, like Father or Big Brother. He is just a man. Who?

'''Oh noes! A wizard on the streets of Manhattan is about to turn you into your favorite animal for the rest of your life! What happens next?''' <multi poll=pointlesspoll111215 closed=yes> I turn into a lion I turn into a weasel I turn into a snake I turn into whale I turn into a chimp I turn into a narwhal I turn into Michele Bachmann I turn into a fox I turn into a grasshopper I turn into a crow Japanese cartoon porn Screw animals! Punch the wizard in the face and steal his wallet! This is Manhattan! Other Nothing. Magic powers aren't real. I turn into a kitty-kat! I put on my robe and wizard hat

Favorite "children's" card game? <multi poll=pointlesspoll111214 closed=yes> Slapdragon Pokemon Yu-Gi-Oh Magic the Gathering Go fish War Other

'''You're on board humanity's first manned voyage into the Solar System. Unfortunately, it's one-way. Where would you want to die?''' <multi poll=pointlesspoll111213 closed=yes> Mars Titan Europa Io Pluto Enceladus Haumea Makemake Ceres

Peanut butter and? <multi poll=pointlesspoll111212 closed=yes> Jam Jelly Bananas Nutella Bacon Chocolate Marshmallow fluff Other I'm a purist - peanut butter only! Peanut butter? Bleurgh!

What will 2015 be like for RationalWiki? <multi poll=pointlesspoll111211 closed=yes> Our best year ever Our worst year ever We'll get sued out of existence We'll get DDOS'ed out of existence Trent Toulouse will wake up and realise it was all a dream Goat We will lose approximately 90% of the current editors

Is it time to put the Santa hat on our brain? <multi poll=pointlesspoll111210 closed=yes> Yes! No! Goat Fuck Christmas. I'm sitting at home, drinking cheap whiskey and cradling my gun I didn't vote in time...

Which trigonometric function is the best? <multi poll=pointlesspoll111209 closed=yes> Sine Cosine Tangent Cosecant Secant Cotangent Havercosine Arcsine

'''Which is your favorite pet? (Add more if you want)''' <multi poll=pointlesspoll111208 closed=yes> Cat Dog Fish Bird of some kind Reptile of some kind Amphibian of some kind Other mammals Neopet Goat Bunneh Long-eared jerboa

Which Dinosaur is the coolest? Add some more if you want to. <multi poll=pointlesspoll111207 closed=yes> Tyrannosaurus Triceratops The Crocoduck Therizinosaurus Diplodocus Barney Velociraptor David Bowie Brontosaurus Yoshi Troodon Parvicursor Robbie Sinclair "Dilophosaurus" Someone make a new poll already! - What age group are you? <multi poll=pointlesspoll111206 closed=yes> 12 and under 13 - 17 18 - 24 25 - 34 35 - 54 55+ Fuck you, there is nothing more depressing than having gone up a bracket - '''The Scottish Independence vote is in a month: Yes or No result. <multi poll=pointlesspoll111205 closed=yes> Yes No Yes, but it still won't happen - Which side will gain in the 2014 US elections? <multi poll=pointlesspoll1204 closed=yes> The Republicans The Democrats Libertarian Revolution '14 Some other third party No side will gain a clear advantage Meh - Where do you see RationalWiki in ten years? Not what should we be, mind you, but what will we be? <multi poll=pointlesspoll1203 closed=yes> About where we are now: humming steadily along, new editors coming and going, generally considered a reasonably reliable source within the skeptical community but not widely known outside of it. Much more influential, with greatly increased activity and frequent citations of our material from mainstream press sources. Steady in output, but having so radically altered its content as to be unrecognizable when compared to the RW of 2014 (e.g. mission creep). The Citizendium of the skeptic movement: still there, technically, but hardly anybody cares. Dead. 404 error and all. There will be no RationalWiki because, by that time, the robots will have destroyed most of humanity and enslaved the rest. - <B>Which user has the coolest signature?</b> (Add anybody you like, and don't just vote for yourself!) <multi poll=pointless poll1202 closed=yes> Messiah of Doom Wehpudicabok Nutty Roux KnightOfTL;DR Stabby the Misanthrope Ace McWicked Raysenn Brxbrx Human Sprocket J. Cogswell PowderSmokeAndLeather

Doesn't matter, I was going to vote for myself anyway Some goat "Cool" signatures are anything but - Who would you like to see less of on Rationalwiki? (feel free to add to the list...) <multi poll=pointlesspoll1201 closed=yes> Whiny MRA's Whiny feminists Smug atheists Self-righteous believers Fanatical Reds Fanatical Libertarians Conservapedia addicts Brxbrx

Off-mission articles People complaining about off mission articles BoNs spamming neoreactionary crap Polls

- And the Oscar goes to... <multi poll=pointlesspoll1200 closed=yes> 12 Years a Slave Gravity American Hustle The Wolf of Wall Street Captain Phillips Philomena Her Dallas Buyers Club Nebraska Those assholes didn't even nominate the movie I was rooting for! I don't follow American cinema