Conservapedia:Timeline

The following is a timeline of major actions at Conservapedia; it will be updated as it unfolds, or folds up, as it may.

November 2006
21st - Aschlafly makes his first edit; Conservapedia begins. The front page reads : 22nd - The first page to be deleted is 'Piper' by the now defunct 'Admin'.

January 2007
Nothing interesting happened in January.

May 2009
Nothing interesting happened in May.

January 2010
Nothing interesting happened in January.

September 2010
Nothing interesting happened in September.

October 2010
Nothing interesting happened in October.

January 2011
Nothing interesting happened in January.

April 2011
Nothing interesting happened in April.

May 2011
Nothing remotely interesting happened in May.

September 2011
Nothing of note happened on Conservapedia in September, thus beginning a long slog of indifferent tedium. A few vandals strike on occasion, a few parodists post long screeds, and Andy Schlafly regularly declares that they're setting new records in pageviews and that the chocolate ration has been increased. All the while, Conservative squeals and gibbers about his campaigns, burbling in the background like some sort of terrible demented dying fish. The Slog has begun, wherein nothing changes and nothing happens but the slow dying of the light.

October 2011
The Slog continues. According to Andy, conservatism is triumphing.

November 2011
The Slog continues. According to Andy, everyone in the media hates freedom.

December 2011
The Slog continues. According to Andy, only whiners complain about income disparities.

January 2012
The Slog continues. According to Andy, liberals wants to destroy America.

February 2012
The Slog continues. According to Andy, President Obama is a secret Kenyan Muslim gayqueer.

March 2012
The Slog continues. According to Andy, Hillary Clinton is shameful for some reasons.

April 2012
The Slog continues. According to Andy, the White House now burns kittens for fuel.

May 2012
The Slog continues. According to Andy, arglbarglebbbbbbbbbbbbbbr.

June 2012
The Slog continues. According to Andy, wibble.

July 2012
The Slog continues. According to Andy...you probably know the rest.

August 2012
The Slog continues, which is as interesting as it sounds and it sounds like this: Wlaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrgh.

September 2012
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Slog, happy birthday to you!

June 2013
The Alexa ranking having slowly dropped down nearly 40,000 points since January, the Slog is still fully in action, and more than ever before. Even the coverage of the Slog has slowed.

July 2013
An analysis by our own LArron showed that July 2013 was the least active month on CP after November 2006. Keep in mind that in November 2006 there were only 10 days to edit Conservapdia, as its oldest edit is from 21 November 2006.

August 2013
With Conservapedia becoming a more stagnant cesspool of insert random offensive metaphor here, the link to the CP WIGO on the front page of everyone's favourite observer website (which is to say this one) is voted into oblivion.

September 2013
The slog celebrates it's second birthday

October 2013
The slog continues. Ken deletes numerous articles relating to his failed promises.

November 2013
The slog continues. Ken deletes references relating to his failed promises.