Essay talk:A Conservative Case for Donald Trump

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Nice parody! You could move it to Funspace. Bongolian (talk) 21:47, 3 September 2016 (UTC)
 * Are you denying the truthful evidence contained in this stellar essay? --Elvis is King (talk) 02:58, 4 September 2016 (UTC)
 * Here's a suggestion for inclusion : "He's promised to create 11,000,000 jobs his first day in office when he signs the deportation order for 11,000,000 illegal aliens so that real Americans can finally find employment, like picking vegetables or dealing drugs", or something to that effect. nobsGary Johnson for Rehab! 03:21, 4 September 2016 (UTC)
 * Let me guess... you're a NeverTrumper? These illegal immigrants simply have to go. There's no room for them to be collecting welfare checks and spreading the false religion of Roman Catholicism. --Elvis is King (talk) 03:26, 4 September 2016 (UTC)
 * No no, don't get me wrong. I actually got the idea here from one of Hillary's attack ads. Trump needs to sell his immigration stand as a jobs program, something that may be in the cards in coming days.nobsGary Johnson for Rehab! 03:57, 4 September 2016 (UTC)
 * Brilliant essay!-Donald J. Trump (talk) 05:17, 4 September 2016 (UTC)
 * Donald J. Trump is the only one ready for the Presidency, and no one can dispute this. --Elvis is King (talk) 20:24, 5 September 2016 (UTC)

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How can you support this man of sin??? What heresy drugs have you been taking? 141.134.75.236 (talk) 20:30, 5 September 2016 (UTC)
 * Let me guess, you are a proponent of the Cult of Taylor Swift? --Elvis is King (talk) 20:35, 5 September 2016 (UTC)
 * You've been taking LSD, haven't you? 141.134.75.236 (talk) 02:47, 6 September 2016 (UTC)
 * So, how much do you love Taylor Swift? --Elvis is King (talk) 00:56, 19 December 2016 (UTC)