Fun:Chronocide

Chronocide, what you are doing at this exact moment reading this! (Bonus pints if you're also touching yourself while reading this.)

In short: chronocide refers to any activity which expressly serves no purpose other than to waste precious time.

Etomology
From the Greek, chronos, time; and cide to kill.

Use
Speaker Zero: "Wow, you can really sing good! Are you a professional?"

Speaker One: "Thank you, no I am not a professional, I just sing to commit chronocide."

Speaker Zero: "Well you have a wonderful weapon!"