User:Archfiend

Bill Hicks, it seems, beat me to it, but why not insult the First Church of Appliantology while I'm at it?

Other hints as to the true nature of the Ultimate Evil that faces you here today

Residence: Chicago, IL

Degree: BA in political science (minor in history), University of Illinois at Chicago

Reason?: Like a lot of people in the United States these days, I'd have more luck with reading entrails than advanced math, which is a sad commentary on math education in this country to say the least. Like: wikis like this one, though I can also suggest a blog or two Dislike: festering piles of fly-populated dung such as, oh, this one

Other assorted fun facts

Hair: yes

Sex: yes - just not in public. We'll frighten the horses. Eyes: two

Weight: below average. For those of you unfamiliar with American demographics, that translates to "not obese". Skin: acceptably skin-like Ideal Woman: Physically attractive? Yes. Intellect? Yes. Both? So how much do you want me to spend on the first date...?