Fun:Derp web adventure/Secrets

This place made me lose my innocence A LOT! Created on: 2015-08-17 | 1,535 Views

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The most meaningful relationships Ive had were with my pillows. Ive even had different pillows with different personalities. Created on: 2015-11-02 | 1,535 Views

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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding. Created on: 2015-05-04 | 1,447 Views

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I'm gay Created on: 2015-01-10

I once stole the credit card number of a family friend and used it to get into a few porn sites. Created on: 2014-12-15 | 1,447 Views

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I did 9/11. It was a mistake, one I regret.

How did I know you would elect me president? Created on: 2015-01-10 | 3,567 Views

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My family all think I am such a nice normal guy but if they knew I had recently started worshipping Satan they would all disown me. Created on: 2015-09-03 | 3,567 Views

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My family all think I am such a nice normal guy but if they knew I had recently started worshipping Satan they would all disown me. Created on: 2015-09-03 | 3,567 Views

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[Insert some really messed up thing here] Created on: 2014-11-14 | 2,554 Views

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I have a YouTube Channel that shows stuff the deep web And I ended up getting a huge amount of fans. Well I ran out of shit to talk about and show off on the deep web so I started making shit up. Telling people about things that were not true or just saying that I saw things I never seen only heard about. I don't even know if half the bullshit I've said is even true. I had some interviews and told the guys that yeah I've seen red rooms, whish is bullshit. so I get to the point where I started writing stories and reading them to people because I didn't know what else to do. And of course there were a few pople that know I was full of shit, but I have so many fans now tht it doesn't matter. My fans even defend me and attack the people that know Im making this shit up. It kind of awesome knowing no matter what I do there are peopel out there that will stand up for me no matter what but i kind of feel guilty for making up bullshit and them defending me for it. What do you guys think? I mean should I come clean and let my fans know that i'm making this shit up or just roll with it? Created on: 2015-08-17 | 1,658 Views