User talk:Varg88

22:46, 9 November 2018 (UTC)

Did you know
that Michael Coombs is actually in a loving relationship with a Chinese man? I know, because it's me! Mikey-boy can't get enough of my rock-hard Asian body. He used to be a bit of a racist, but I fixed that for him real quick, if you know what I mean ;) Anyways, I'm only telling you this because Mikey-boy and I have this game where I try to find all of his hidden sockpuppet accounts across the internet. So is it you, dear? Please let me know if it is (I'm pretty sure it is)! If it's not Mikey-boy, then I'm sorry for the disturbance. But if it's you, Mikey-boy, I hope you'll give me my reward ;) <3 <3 07:22, 10 November 2018 (UTC)

You
Do you still read this site? Tabula Rasa (talk) 01:14, 19 December 2018 (UTC)