Fun:The suicidal devil


 * 1) Premise: The devil is the purest embodiment of evil.
 * 2) Premise: Evil is opposition to God's plan.
 * 3) Conclusion: The devil opposes all of God's plan.

And then:


 * 1) Premise: The devil opposes all of God's plan.
 * 2) Premise: The devil is allowed to exist in order to further God's plan.
 * 3) Conclusion: The devil is suicidal.

If you are reading this, Satan, there is hope. Don't give up. Besides, God won't let you yet, the son of a bitch.