Fun:Spit-take

A spittake is a semi-involuntary reaction that occurs when you move to suppress a sudden explosion of air while you have a fluid in your mouth. The sudden burst of air can arise from a wide range of reasons, such as reading a hysterical joke, a hiccup (not as dramatic), or reading Conservapedia in general.

How to perform a correct spittake

 * 1) Sit at a computer
 * 2) Place plastic foil over the mowse, keyboard, and screen. This will protect your computer.
 * 3) Flip to Fundies Say The Darndest Things, Conservapedia, or anything that will cause involuntary: Laughter, screams, or other bursts of air.
 * 4) Drink a beverage while reading. For the purpose of this exercise, you can use water, although the author of this article recommends Mountain Dew (after all, your computer is covered).
 * 5) Read away until you lose voluntary control and expel the contents of your mouth onto the computer.

See the below images for a proper spit take.