Talk:End times/Archive1

Seriously…
You will be aware that many people take these beliefs seriously.Tolerance 12:11, 19 April 2008 (EDT)


 * Hopefully we can enlighten those poor souls and relieve them of unnecessary despair. It's a great shame that people have been psychologically abused into believing such unfounded nonsense in the first place. [[Image:jollyfish.gif|25px]]Genghis   12:31, 19 April 2008 (EDT)


 * You will be aware that many people take these beliefs seriously... Yes, I am sure they do. And I take my beliefs VERY seriously too - come over for a beer one day and we'll talk about the dialectic - but that doesn't mean I can't appreciate some humour about those beliefs. Lighten up - life's too short. PFoster 12:43, 19 April 2008 (EDT)
 * It's wonderful! thanks SS. 14:03, 19 April 2008 (EDT)


 * Yes, but it is serius! We has teh good newz taht Ceiling Cat will finally pwn Basement Cat for all tymez and builded for us to has new Earth and Heavin.  It's exciting and I is glad to shar teh Good Nuuz.  We must counter teh false gospul of teh Flying Spaghetti Monster with teh pure saving gospul of Ceiling Cat! Secret Squirrel 15:26, 19 April 2008 (EDT)

Wait, what? I always thought Basement Cat is the Antichrist. I has konfjuschon. -- AKjeldsen Godspeed! 14:07, 19 April 2008 (EDT)


 * Noooooo! Heresy!!!!  Taht is teh heresy of teh LolcatBible-denying liberals!  Antichrist is a persun sent by Basement Cat pretending to be Ceiling Cat's son but is not, Basement Cat is teh devil hisself.  Not is dey teh same being.  Secret Squirrel 15:26, 19 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Hmm, ok. I'm in ur theolojee, seein' ur point. -- AKjeldsen Godspeed! 16:04, 19 April 2008 (EDT)

I has 2 point out, u r deviatin frum teh holy werd as it written. Zmidponk 23:41, 19 April 2008 (EDT)
 * But taht is bekus teh holy werd haz bin transl8d frm teh corrupted Aleksandrin manuskrptz and not frm teh Textus Receptis. Secret Squirrel 06:36, 20 April 2008 (EDT)

Teh funniez
If anyone is particularly attached to that opening paragraph, please speak now or I will personally kill it and replace it with something that hasn't been written by someone who is too easily impressed by 4Chan memes. 16:26, 27 September 2009 (UTC)
 * I've been irritated by since I first read it. Totnesmartin 16:41, 27 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Done, and good riddance! LOL!!!!!!!11112222threefour!!! 17:40, 27 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Aww darn. Does this mean the Ceiling Cat/Walrus/in ur fridg eating ur cheesburgers thing is finally over?  Secret Squirrel 17:48, 27 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Yes. I've left the one mention in the opening paragraph but an entire description in cheezburger was just too much.

"Seven years of trials and tribulations,
seven plus one, the prophets tell us. Is this the end, the last year of this peace? Or the beginning?"

The series was so-so, but Lance Henriksen is a great actor. Not to mention Mark Snow's score. --⁠ (talk) 21:22, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

Q & A section
Wtf, this is lame. 08:48, 2 August 2010 (UTC)

Soooo... this is very xian.
Do we really want this to be so xian in the opening? Godot  The Peyote God awaits 13:40, 29 September 2011 (UTC)
 * I'm talking to myself. cool.  Anyhow, since we have "eschatology", and end times, maybe we can relocate this to something (but better) like "End times - the christian version".  I suck at titles, but someone smarter than me can please think of a nice, straightforward comment?  [[Image:Pink mowse.png|25px]]Godot   The Peyote God awaits 13:57, 29 September 2011 (UTC)