User talk:Ryan Newman

Hey, Ryan. I see you've been blocked. Congratulations. Here at Rationalwiki, we celebrate free speech, but not at the expense of those with SIWOTI syndrome and their precious, precious beauty sleep. Personally, I think three hours, enough for you to get well bored and go away, would have been more appropriate, but the Sysops have been here longer than I have, and are probably older and wiser to boot.

We value the contributions of all... so long as they are contributions. Deleting the entire article on the famous phrase "I am a Berliner" and replacing it with "i'm a jelly donut" is not a contribution. It's not even wandalism. We do have a "Fun" space for articles like that, as I so recently learnt to my chagrin. But make sure it actually is fun, mmmkay?

Anyway, welcome to the site. Fuck with us again, well, you might just get two hours blockage*. But playing around here isn't much fun. You should head over to Conservapedia. Over there, the kind of stunts you pulled make you a daring vigilante. Here, it makes you the equivalent of the homophobic retard who scrawls "I lyk to suk cok" on the wall of a toilet stall with his class rep's phone number next to it in revenge for the latter's daring to be smarter than him. And you don't want to be him. Because everyone knows that he ends up working a dead-end job trying to support eight ungrateful kids spawned by his butt-ugly soap obsessed wife. REPENT!

* I bow to the wisdom of the crowd in this matter

Wazza 08:21, 7 May 2008 (EDT)

Oh, Wazza, no need to give them a fancy speech they won't read anyway. Just slap on their talk page (as I just did), and go on your way. (Maybe on their userpage, too, while your at it.)  -- 12:57, 8 May 2008 (EDT)
 * I know, RA. But it made me feel better. Wazza (Yes, that Wazza)Bring a little light into my dim and dull existence 22:30, 8 May 2008 (EDT)