Talk:McDonald's

Why don't we have a main space page for this?
The lack of a real article surprised me, there's plenty to talk about, environmental destruction, child obesity etc. And there's a lot of woo surround McDonalds, like the persistent myth of nuggets being made of pink gloop, and that the burger buns don't rot due to evil chemiculz (it's due to lack of moisture.) Madattak (talk) 23:02, 31 July 2016 (UTC)

Whuh?
What is this malarkey? Should this just be deleted? If you want a real article on McDonald's, I could grunt one out. (I joined the club forever ago and failed to deliver somehow anyway) Thoughts?--Colonel Sanders (talk) 02:17, 19 December 2011 (UTC)
 * Please do grunt one out. Ronald will be grateful. 02:21, 19 December 2011 (UTC)
 * I started one-it can be found here.--Colonel Sanders (talk) 02:46, 19 December 2011 (UTC)

Do you want spermatozoa with that?
In the UK (I think it is global) SmackDonalds have a horrible jingle/advert-thing where they play a tune, da-da-da-da-daaaaa (obviously there is no tune data there...), and then sing "We're loving it". But the actual lyric should be "There's cum in it". A puerile joke, but nice and demeaning to CrackDonalds, I feel it treats MuckDonalds with the same kind of respect they have for society.

But a gag too juvenile to be included in this article? I think the mocking of adverts and marketing is essential as ads etc. are industry's primary propaganda tool, any joke helps undermine their anti-social agendas as it can spoil their "brand image". 82.36.229.139 (talk) 12:49, 29 December 2013 (UTC)
 * But every joke needs to be funny. Nullahnung (talk) 13:41, 29 December 2013 (UTC)

Bad luck
In some circles it is considered bad luck to say the name out loud. Adherents of this worldview instead refer to it as “The Scottish Restaurant”, except in Scotland. Mr Larrington (talk) 11:29, 3 October 2022 (UTC)

Nursery Rhyme
Perhaps some mention of ? Anna Livia (talk) 15:01, 3 October 2022 (UTC)