User talk:Tweety

Archive 1

Talk page deletion
Where the hell do you think you're going? 15:52, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Please do not remove talk page comments without archiving them and do not delete talk pages. -- Nx  / talk 15:56, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Archive on his behalf, then? --Kels (talk) 15:58, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
 * I'm not going anywhere, I was just testing out deleting stuff Tweety (talk) 16:01, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
 * You've got the hang of undeleting too, I see. Good job. --Kels (talk) 16:19, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

buttsecks?
why do I like the sound of that word... it's ... reminiscent. teh rational ghey (talk) 15:24, 15 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Yeah..... *sigh* Tweety  let's have buttsecks  15:25, 15 April 2010 (UTC)
 * whats wrong? teh rational ghey (talk) 15:26, 15 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Haha I'm fine, just sighing whilst reminiscing about buttsecks Tweety  let's have buttsecks  15:27, 15 April 2010 (UTC)
 * HAHAH That made my day --teh rational ghey (talk) 15:31, 15 April 2010 (UTC)

Added a new topic to the gay club teh rational ghey (talk) 15:38, 15 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Accent :) teh rational ghey (talk) 15:46, 15 April 2010 (UTC)

Talking about fucking real people by name
Do it again and you're done here. P-Foster (talk) 16:04,15 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Why, what's wrong with discussing sexual fantasies? Or is this fear of his legal threats again? Tweety  let's have buttsecks  16:06, 15 April 2010 (UTC)
 * this is a question of displaying a modicum of respect for another human being. Grow up. P-Foster (talk) 16:07, 15 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Yeah sure, because everyone here respects CP, and TK is an amazing individual, who not only treats others with respect and courtesy, but has earned it through diligent hard work himself Tweety  let's have buttsecks  16:09, 15 April 2010 (UTC)
 * It was hypothetical, so I don't think it posed any real problem. That's not to say it wouldn't cause personal ones... &mdash; Sincerely, Neveruse / Talk / Block 16:11, 15 April 2010 (UTC)
 * You never know, it might make TK curious. Then hopefully if he turned gay, he'd also go liberal. And chill out Tweety  let's have buttsecks  16:14, 15 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Look, making personal attacks on CPians won't get you any respect. Try posting intelligently or humorously. 16:34, 15 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Plus, the thought of TK with a buttfull of mansawce is too much without a large amount or alcohol. 13:16, 16 April 2010 (UTC)

Too much.. ever. teh rational ghey (talk) 20:33, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

Tweety (Talk | contribs | block) blocked Jpatt Is Mean
Not how we roll. Thanks. P-Foster (talk) 22:00, 17 April 2010 (UTC)
 * More to the point, it's pointless once the person has already been hit with the vandal brake, because it does that automatically anyways. So, while I appreciate your efforts, it's kinda not needed. Cheers, though. Conservative Punk (talk) 22:04, 17 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Yeah, I did it because I didn't realise the brake did that, so thanks. And stop being so fucking quick to try and find any excuse to reprimand me, just the other day you basically threatened to permaban me for talking about buttsecks Tweety  let's have buttsecks  22:10, 17 April 2010 (UTC)
 * I will when you learn to behave...It wasn't about "buttsecks"; it was about you choosing to sexually harass a REAL PERSON by their REAL NAME--a person who is decidedly a hot-button issue around here-- via this online community. Not cool. P-Foster (talk) 22:15, 17 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Sexually harrass? Get fucking real. It was a joke about gay sex because he belongs to a site promoting bigotry. Big fucking deal, get over it Tweety  let's have buttsecks  00:18, 18 April 2010 (UTC)

Regardless of what sort of discourses happen on CP about homosexuality, making sexually-charged comments about a person by name counts as sexual harassment. If you did it to him on the street, on the phone, via e-mail or otherwise, he would have every right to call you out for sexual harassment--or to punch you in the nose if he's had a couple of drinks. It was a classless and immature move, and nowhere near this community's standards. P-Foster (talk) 00:27, 18 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Sexually charged? Starting a joke discussion about a joke scenario is not sexually charged by any stretch of the imagination. And maybe you'll stop rimming him and realise he's a manipulative bully. Stop bullshitting and looking for any excuse to get in a dig at me. Accusing me of sexual harrassment when i made a joke about someone, their online persona to be precise, is too far. Suck my fucking dick. Or is that harrassment? Twat. Tweety  let's have buttsecks  00:31, 18 April 2010 (UTC)
 * If you use his real name it's not his online persona only. And your timing was very, very bad. -- Nx  / talk 00:36, 18 April 2010 (UTC)

It's more like you being an immature little git. Which is pretty much what I've come to expect. Let the grown-ups be for a while. P-Foster (talk) 00:34, 18 April 2010 (UTC)
 * It was directed at the terry we know and love online, I don't care who he is in real life. A nice one foster, casting assumptions over people's ages when your out of arguments. I'm 27 for the record, and i'm fucking off out of here until the accusation of sexaul harrassment is withdrawn. Tweety  let's have buttsecks  00:49, 18 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Tweety you know it's true. Stop sucking their dicks they'll never appreciate your work. They are no better than CP or WP.
 * "I'm 27 for the record," Then stop acting like a twelve-year-old. "i'm fucking off out of here until the accusation of sexaul harrassment is withdrawn." Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out. P-Foster (talk) 00:57, 18 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Getting pissed off because somebody is being a twat is not immature, nice to see you revert to unfalsifiable claims about someone's age. Skillful argument technique. And I'm not hanging around in a place where some prick takes any chance to make digs then makes a highly serious accusation because of a bloody joke Tweety  let's have buttsecks  01:06, 18 April 2010 (UTC)
 * I must admit, Tweety, you've always reminded me of a sub-teenager. If you can amend that behaviour to say high school level, please return.
 * Pssh, I've seen five-year-olds who are much more mature than him. 09:09, 18 April 2010 (UTC)
 * To be fair, Tweety joined here, announced that he was gay, set up the gay forum thread and asked who else was gay, made implications that RobS is gay, and then started talking about gay sex with TK. If that really is the only thing on your mind then maybe you should find some gay forums somewhere to chat instead. I mean, if someone joined here trying to turn the place into a Star Wars appreciation society they'd be told the same. 09:22, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
 * I'm 12 years old and what is this? 21:37, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

Real mature
Yes, deleting the main page will definitely convince us that you're not a 12 year old. -- Nx  / talk 11:50, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Another impressive day for Tweety. You know, deleting the main page doesn't even do anything. Fail so very much. Mei (talk) 11:50, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Leave the little bitch alone, he's probably just unhappy because he's got sand in his vagina. 12:07, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Now that was a good example of being mature. And 12 is probably over the average anyway. --Earthland (talk) 12:57, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
 * DON'T FEED THE DAMN TROLL. THANK YOU. 12:08, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
 * You are quite right to go DFFT. But I thought that Tweety had flounced out of the room never to return?--BobSpring is sprung! 17:21, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
 * He's gone? Well, good riddance then.  His obsession with gay sex ruined next year's April Fool's joke where I change my username for a day.  It was going to be "Surprise buttsecks!"  Now it'll have to be something lame like "Stabby the Misanthrope" or other.   21:44, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
 * You probably shouldn't use your real name as a username, you know. --Kels (talk) 23:37, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Very funny, Kels. But I'll have you know my real name is Awesome McBadass Powerkick.   23:55, 25 April 2010 (UTC)