Fun:Conservapedia, The Musical/I am the pasty shadow of a naval petty-officer

I am the pasty shadow of a naval petty-officer (Karajou's song)
To the tune of "I am the very model of a modern major-general" from The Pirates of Penzance


 * I am the pasty shadow of a naval petty-officer.
 * My ship went down because of me, I mourn the very loss of her.
 * I’m retired now, I’ve been discharged, I blame the liberal media.
 * But I have high rank in my new ship: the SS Conservapedia


 * I’m well acquainted with the rules; I make them up as I go along.
 * Don’t dare accuse me of abuse, I’ll have you know I’m never wrong.
 * I don’t know shit about a thing, but know that I am always right.
 * Liberal edits are not allowed, by God you WILL respect this site!


 * ''Liberal edits are not allowed, by God you WILL respect this site!
 * ''Liberal edits are not allowed, by God you WILL respect this site!
 * ''Liberal edits are not allowed, by God you WILL respect this quality site!


 * Liberals in this land today have got completely out of hand.
 * A single atheistic edit will get you permanently banned.
 * Your edits may at times be good, but I’m sure that they’re bad oftener.
 * I am the pasty shadow of a naval petty-officer.


 * ''Your edits may at times be good, but we're sure that they’re bad oftener.
 * ''He is the pasty shadow of a naval petty-officer.


 * I’m always on duty, around the clock, with an hourly break to masturbate.
 * I will not rest until I’ve blocked every IP in each blue state.
 * Don’t say a word against a thing that I ever say or do,
 * I risked my life swabbing decks to defend obnoxious shits like you.


 * If you disagree you’re banned for life for coming here to pick a fight.
 * If you’re left of Rush I swear to God you must be from “the other site”.
 * The sysops will make you our bitch, we run Conservapedia.
 * Don’t try to add a thing from that infernal Wikipedia.


 * ''Don’t try to add a thing from that infernal Wikipedia.
 * ''Don’t try to add a thing from that infernal Wikipedia.
 * ''Don’t try to add a thing from that infernal liberal Wikipedia.