Essay:Humans have origins in the Devonian.

I bring out my claims, provide evidence, as well as critique the assholes at the Leakey Foundation's conman claims that I'm making shit up. I have, back in May 2013, found two fossil of human remains at the Hunsrück Shale, Germany locality.

The cranium
I was out searching for beer bottles back in '77, and I found a weird point sticking up from the ground. A human cranium. I only had the top part of the skull. But, with that...IT WAS AMAZING!!! The brain size measured around 800 cubic cm. The thing had large temporal lobes. I collected it and put it in a bag.

The femur
I was looking around, and also found a femur. I don`t feel like describing it, but it was like this:



Criticisms
Now, to address the con jobs at the Leakey Foundation.

Where the Leakey's admit it is for money
THRINAXODON WAS SCOURING ANOTHER DEVONIAN FOSSIL BED, AND FOUND A

HUMAN SKULL, AND A HUMAN FEMUR. HE ANALYSED THE FINDS, AND SAW THAT

THEY WERE NOT NORMAL ROCKS. THESE WERE FOSSILIZED BONES. THEY EVEN HAD

TOOTH MARKS ON THEM. SO, THRINAXODON BROUGHT THEM TO THE LEAKEY

FOUNDATION, THEY UTTERLY DISMISSED IT, AND SAID, "We want to keep

people thinking that humans evolved 2 Ma." THRINAXODON BROUGHT HIS

SWORD, AND SAID, "SCIENCE CORRECTS ITSELF." RICHARD LEAKEY SAID, "That

is a myth, for people to believe in science." THRINAXODON PLANS TO

BRING DOOM TO SCIENCE, ITSELF.

Disclaimers
1. This is a short summary of what had happened over the years. If you want the current news, go to:

sci.bio.paleontology