Conservapedia:What is going on at CP?/February 2018

February 2018
 Stoneman Douglas High School shooting The news the "MSM isn't fully covering" apparently includes the mass shooting at Marjory Stoneman Douglas School, Florida, which Conservapedia tackles with its in-depth 42-word report. Update 1: Champion creationist Ken DeMyer takes a mere six edits to post his revolutionary insights about the Parkland school shooting on Mainpageright. Spoiler: Darwin diddit. Update 2: Huh. We may have found something too batshit insightful for Andy to countenance on Conservapedia. TerryH goes full Parkland truther, and Andy quickly paints over the stain with a fresh coat of WTF.

Most people who believe in the theory of evolution inevitably have bouts of depression. It may be that the only way to overcome that is to question the false belief system. (FSTDT link)

Ken compares the British curling team's loss (to Sweden) to the American Revolution.

Terry goes on another bizarre | rant on how transgenderism and homosexuality create "alternate realities" that can exploited by tyrants.img

1990'sguy compared the Conservapedia article on Woke with Wikipedia's, and concluded that there was impermissible copying from Wikipedia. No wonder 1990'sguy can't detect bias in writing.

Dow plunges 666 points. Hmmm, 666 ??? Notice how most lamestream media headlines avoid saying the decline was 666 points.

Andy once again claims the credit for lower Superbowl ratings, despite doing nothing except having an "Unplug the Superbowl" article (in an encyclopedia), which Andy last touched — prior to the Superbowl — in September.

Conservative once again proves Poe's Law with his brand new front page articles on Atheistic Chinese Eating Babies (not to be confused with atheistic Chinese-eating babies) and a page on a meme about atheists eating babies. Aaannnddddd they're gone from the front page. Because Ken isn't totally obsessed with this WIGO page.