User:DiamondDisc1/Donald Trump on changing a lightbulb

Note: the following is a joke.

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"Look, we can change the lightbulb. That I will tell you. We're changing it, okay? And it will be yuuuuge, it's gonna be tremendous! And I understand what you're saying, I hear it all the time. People call me and say, 'Donald, is the lightbulb really dead?'. That's what they're saying! It's unbelievable. The lightbulb is in big trouble, that I can tell you. Yet our president and my opponent Hillary Clinton refuse to even say the words 'The lightbulb is dead', it's unacceptable! But we are going to change it, okay? You know, I don't get as much credibility for this as I should, but years ago - YEARS ago - I said, 'We need to change this lightbulb!' And now it's out! I couldn't have been more right folks. Believe me, I know lightbulbs. We will replace this bulb with the best, brightest bulb we can find. The most bright, whitest lightbulb you have ever seen. A yuge, tremendous bright white! Oh, and we'll get the best people to screw this in, don't worry."