Fun:Mystery:Why the hell does anyone disagree with DickTurpis?

It's been 100% established that User:DickTurpis is right about everything, which begs raises the question: since this is demonstrably true, why the hell Hell are there still people on this planet who are not in complete agreement with everything he thinks? There are three reasons:


 * 1) They are stupid (60%)
 * 2) They are ignorant (30%)
 * 3) They are insane (10%)

There is,of course, the strange fact that user:Toast is also right about everything. The fact that these two facts might be at odds with each other leads to strange conclusions.