RationalWiki:What is going on at ASK?/March 2009

March 2009
Acionyx wisely inexplicably lamely leaves his upcoming epic  brilliant  witty  scathing boring Parthian shot in his sandbox. Nobody cares. CUR manages to actually score a good point for once (I know, I'm scared too). If animals, plants and even trees survived the Flood on "floating mats of vegetation", what's to keep those wicked humans from doing the same?

A.Fox (what a subtle name, whoever could it be?) makes his feelings clear to kindly Unca Ed. Say guys, don't Old Earth Creationists consider their fantasies to be Biblical too? You guys aren't the only ones with a claim on an old anthology to back up their nutty ideas, you know. Following in PJR's footsteps - Fox gives us a brief rundown on his experiences as a conservapedia administrator 🇰🇪 talks da gud engliches, ya ya! The gang gets all pumped up refuting the Global Flood. Little Philip is not happy. While we're down, everybody makes themselves at home at Acionyx's, while Historian and Theemperor play chess. Let's see, there's enough water to drown the earth hidden somewhere that we can't find, somehow the oceans got saltier within a pretty short time without killing all the fish, plesiosaurs are probably still alive, and the dates of Chinese and Egyptian civilizations are totally wrong. But PJR's not anti-science, nosir! This just in: Ken is really bad at masking his identity. What, you knew that? Plz to not be tracking reality all over our nice clean wiki, kthxbye. And you were doing so well up to point 2. Absolutely right, Phil. You both claim to have science behind you. Trouble is, only one of you actually does, can you guess who? ASK gets a rousing start, separating itself from CP by adding Argumentum ad populum right off the bat. Same old Schlafly. March 24, 2009: Philip J. Rayment gets his project off the ground! Most of the cabal immediately join, along with parodists pretending to be prominent Conservapedia sysops.