User talk:Swedmann

don't bother if you don't know how to dare appreciate art --Swedmann (talk) 12:46, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
 * It scares me. I suppose that is a compliment. 12:50, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
 * yes, note the theory of death because of cucumber is a multidimensional topic. surely it's an act of violence but it is also a hippie trip. the undertones call for farmers whose income was trashed by eu to turn around their lives and change more than eu will ever change. that's pretty inside though --Swedmann (talk) 13:00, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Nice pre-emptive strike: if I think it's rubbish, which I do, it's because I don't appreciate art! Failed Goth? 13:10, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
 * note the theory of death because of cucumber is a multidimensional topic. I'm not sure that we are on the same planet I'm afraid.--BobIt's cold! 13:32, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
 * (thinks) Is it one of those computer generated things? 13:39, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
 * I'll just file it along with Tracy Emin's unmade bed. Art or not, it looks like pretentious nonsense to me. Bob Soles (talk) 14:19, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
 * As Randall Munroe put it: Communicating badly and then acting smug when you're misunderstood is not cleverness. 14:33, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
 * all glory to men in black hats, I was trying to point out art is about meanings. How does broken english mixed with å come out? I see å as an aggressive and a bit gay letter, although the 'fufufufufuffu' aspect could override everything before you finish the text --Swedmann (talk) 15:36, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
 * My guess would be a chatterbot - though the WP article begins - "a computer program designed to simulate an intelligent conversation", and I'm not sure if it manages that.--BobIt's cold! 19:51, 11 January 2010 (UTC)

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Settle a bet - do you dream of electric sheep? --  = w =  00:05, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Yes. Bears are watching you. --Swedmann (talk)
 * ;___________; --  = w =  18:21, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

Inverse Turing test?
Ha! it's a person trying to persuade us it's a machine. Success! Now piss off. 06:04, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Humans are physical computations. Turing test is full of shit. --Swedmann (talk) 09:55, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

Obama McCain McCain
Polls citizen speech vote senator flag Islam economy New York socialism Europe celebrity insurance. --  = w =  18:21, 18 January 2010 (UTC)


 * Europe Obama McCain vote polls citizen McCain flag speech Islam Newyork economy socialism celebrity insurance --Swedmann (talk) 19:13, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Concur with Toast. --  = w =  19:14, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Your insistence only makes my sob harder --Swedmann (talk) 19:19, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
 * TELL ME WHY BEARS ARE WATCHING ME ;____; --  = w =  19:24, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Are you a bear? --Swedmann (talk) 19:29, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
 * No I am a Mei. I think you are Neveruse. --  = w =  19:56, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Cool. Now, bears are watching you to make sure you don't reveal their secrets. China gave the world panda bears and got Tibet in exchange. --Swedmann (talk) 20:34, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Why do you like bears so much? ^________^ --  = w =  21:07, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
 * I'm Neveruse. &mdash; Sincerely, Neveruse / Talk / Block 21:15, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Hello Neveruse! ^________^ --  = w =  21:17, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Are you saying you're not Swedmann? Because it could go either way. --  = w =  21:18, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
 * I can only speak for Neveruse. On their behalf, they would like me to tell you that I am Neveruse. &mdash; Sincerely, Neveruse / Talk / Block 21:20, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
 * ;_________; --  = w =  21:25, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

Promotion commotion demotion in the ocean with lotion while doing the locomotion
Since you seem to have met our horribly low high standards of "mostly harmless," I have made you a sysop. Here's your boyscout handbook. 22:08, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

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I can't tell what's happening on your userpage. --  = w =  23:48, 25 January 2010 (UTC)
 * 'axe is lonely man's metal dog' --Swedmann (talk) 00:08, 26 January 2010 (UTC)
 * ' is 's  '
 * 00:38, 26 January 2010 (UTC)

Perfect solution

 * Perfect solution fallacy. --  = w =  19:12, 3 February 2010 (UTC)
 * That guy has an interesting accent. I like it: it's like lying next to a warm cat. --  = w =  19:12, 3 February 2010 (UTC)

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What the hell was that about? Not funny. (I do like sperm, but spam is far worse). --Earthland (talk) 19:24, 24 February 2010 (UTC)


 * The idea is that you are in the shower and you got so horny. --Swedmann (talk) 19:28, 24 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Oh Swedmann never change. ^______^ -- 19:29, 24 February 2010 (UTC)
 * I never get horny when I'm taking shower... Is there something wrong with me? --Earthland (talk) 20:21, 24 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Yes. Live a little. -- 21:10, 24 February 2010 (UTC)