Thread:User talk:WaitingforGodot/Downtown/reply (20)

Basically, I was playing with a shaker of parmesan cheese...she had thrown some on my shoulder to make it look like I had dandruff. So I decided to troll her by unscrewing the cap to the point where it looked like it was still on, then tipped it upside down carefully to let a little come out of through the slits into my hand, like I was going to throw cheese on her shoulder. When I righted the shaker, she took it away from me like I was a child. Then she went to pour some on my hand...and the lid came off. Cheese everywhere, laughter all around the table. I taunted her with a "Trollololol!" and she punched me in the arm. I didn't stop laughing, so she said "Don't make me hit you again!" and I said (playfully) "Do it, bitch, do it!" And she did, this time right in my mouth. Stunned silence for like a second, then hysterical laughter from everyone including myself. Blood all over the receipts and napkins. Apologies were offered but unnecessary. Good times.