Fun:Conservapedia, The Musical/How Lovely to be a Schlafly

Phyllis When you're only a Kennedy Having to deal with liberals all year, You doubt you will ever be As lucky as if you're a Schlafly, Where your morals are clear, and you have no fear Of not having to ever see

The women How lovely to be a Schlafly Where a woman knows her place. How lovely to be brought up To serve with style and grace.

The men' How lovely to be a Schlafly Where men are trained to lead, And taught that if anyone gets in our way Jesus will make them bleed.

All It's wonderful to feel The way a Schlafly feels When the Eagle Forum sends you Into joy, you're head over heels.

Andy How lovely to be a Schlafly And just have one job to do. To brainwash homeschoolers and teach them, And then, when you are through You've made them the creationists you want them to be, And model conservatives, just like me.

All How wonderful to know The things a Schlafly knows. That all blacks are prone to violent crime And you can pick out a Jew by his nose.

How lovely to be a Schlafly And protect good ol' Christian values, And always be fighting the good fight Against all the liberal news. How lovely to not be enlightened and free. How lovely to be a Schlafly like me.