Fun:Chicken coup


 * Were you looking for the chicken coop?

The chicken coup is the prophesied future takeover of RationalWiki by headless chickens. Though some heretics claim that this has already occurred (and thus that we are living in the chicken millennium), this simply cannot be the case, as the events described in the book of Goat have yet to occur.

Signs of the coup
There shall come four jerboa-riders, and their names shall be Conquest, War, Famine, and Death.

Some also say that Goat shall seal twelve thousand from each of the twelve tribes of Wikipedia, but as of writing, Wikipedia didn't have that many active editors. '''AN OMNIPOTENT GOAT IS NOT COWED BY SUCH PUNY LOGIC. OR PIGGED. OR HORSED. BRING ME THAT "MINERAL" HUMAN.'''

The coup itself
Then the forces of all the world shall march to Meggedo, and there they shall meet the great mob of headless chickens, and there do battle, and the headless chickens shall be victorious, and into the lake of fire shall the sane people be cast for all eternity.