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It's always about abortion: Andy cites a source that says the Democrat won on local issues, with the Republican rejected for running on a national conservative platform, but the result was still all about abortion. Bonus: Isn't "pro-life democrat" an oxymoron, Andy? A little truth comes in. How long until the oversight? Ken sez "atheism is something I just can't understand. What I know is that atheists are the work of Satan." 🇰🇪 calls TK out on his complete bullshit Update TK barks at Ken and takes a swipe at...PJR? Of course TK, being the deceitful monkey-brained freak that he is, oversights the lot. Karajou doesn't know what he's trying to say. Morgantown, West Virginia's Dominion-Post dubiously airbrushed out three Democrats from a bill-signing photo in a misguided effort to not unfairly increase their exposure as they seek re-election, and Karajou calls out the rag for "lying" b/c airbrushing is Stalinist and politically correct (unless it's Sarah Palin in Newsweek). Andy continues his "in the past people built cool stuff in religious countries" series with London Tower Bridge, which according to Atheist Wikipedia is often mistakenly referred to as London Bridge. Update: Rcgallup: Andy's wrong, PatrickP: "Don't most Englanders call it that anyway?", Andy: I agree, and cite those nursery rhymes hymns with photos in them"; far more reliable than the MSM! And apparently the real London Bridge is in Arizona now, but Tower Bridge is in London! UPDATE Not wanting to be overlooked amongst this stupidity,🇰🇪 jumps about, waves his arms and shouts 'look at me!' Our favourite Conservapede decides that what CP needs isn't a Welcome template, but rather a Please Fuck Off template Ed creates yet another pointless piece of pop culture before engaging himself in some light chit-chat. Kowardjou reverts an edit because it explains that their quote mine doesn't mean Richard Dawkins agrees with Hitler, only to read it again and realise that the editor shows that Dawkins actually agrees with Stalin and Pol Pot too!

Earlier entries
CP in a nutshell: 'I have no idea what it is, but I'm against it!' Liberal Democrat candidate lies about serving in Vietnam -- CP's response: Headline news! (along with famous draft-dodger Dick Cheney's endorsement of Meg Whitman); Conservative "family values" Republican Congressman admits to affair, resigns his office -- CP's response: crickets chirping No, this is not the equivalent of the FBI Incident. Pointing out that Obama's birth name couldn't possibly be Soetoro is not just bigotry, it's liberal bigotry!

What's that Andy? A study finds no correlation between class size and learning? But it does when you want it to? Andy again, this time doing some slight tweaking to a list of undesirable college majors he found on the net. Andy doesn't understand the difference between correlation and causation: stop saving energy, or you'll decrease our lifespan. Maybe he would've liked the health care bill better if it had included subsidies for SUVs. Slack-jawed head-scratching, because nobody there--certainly not Jinx McHue--can remember a time when a partisan conservative hack ever acted out or illegally surveilled because conservatives don't do mean things. "I meant hack e-mail, which is the worst!" Jinx would say if he could talk, but he can't, because he's a robot who types under a name that screams parodist. Outrage as schools ask for money to pay teachers.

Karajoke's at it again: food safety regulation is an appalling government intrusion into people's bodies and the 'Right to Buy Whatever I Want', yet it is "unfortunate" that the government cannot force a husband and wife to ditch condoms in their bedroom because there is no 'Right to Privacy'. Contradiction? Na, never. Andy's new double standard: Why don't liberals criticize the Great Wall of China? Andy's latest what-the-fuckery: "England is not really very English: In parts of inner-London, the schoolchildren who not speak English as their first language now exceed three-quarters. In its entire nation, including all the rural areas, one-sixth of schoolchildren do no speak English as their first language." UPDATE: ther, I fixd iT

The heart-felt letter from the mother of a victim of conservative homophobia may be a copy-and-paste job, but Karajerk's response is not: "You are a hate-filled bigot who sides with everything God is against". Way to show some Christian Love, you sack of shit. An early Christmas present from 🇰🇪. Saving us a heap of trouble, our favorite Conservapedian conveniently provides one stop shopping for all his greatest idiocy. Andy the educator on the entire spectrum of politics, Abortion/Christianity fully encompasses everything. Andy the educator on his claim that teachers unions don't teach kids to read, Fuck off! TK = Joe McCarthy gone green?

A Christian cross that atheists had been attacking in courts for 10 years was stolen. Therefore, it was stolen by atheists.

One gets the impression Andy doesn't like Elena Kagan Andy: 'where are the liberal senators' Mother's Day tributes?' Here? Or how about here?

Conservapedia: Drill, baby, drill! If only so we can accuse Obama of destroying our coastal ecosystems! But Andy, we thought God "served the creature"? Bonus: the referenced article says the opposite of what Rob thought. Respect your mother...because God commands it! Can't think of any other reasons then? The only noteworthy application of linear algebra Andy can think of: Analyzing Liberal style on Wikipedia. Wouldn't want to resort to | rap music to promote nonsense, now | would we?

🇰🇪 proposes a multimedia "Dawkins is a clown" contest, soliciting art, music and essays on this important topic. And so the fun begins...Andy is on a mission to redefine the term 'landslide' UP THE DATE: Despite the lack of overall majority, it's still a landslide. Andy on Mainpage (six hours or so before the polls close): [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template%3AMainpageright&diff=776004&oldid=775946 Socialists are going dowwwwwn in an historic end to liberal policies! The English press says so!] British press, Andy, British press...plus, he's citing a Malaysian newspaper. UPDATE TK: "Conservatives win", meanwhile, back in reality, only 3 seats have been declared. ANDY UPDATE, NOT BEING CONDESCENDING AT ALL: Kiss my red, white and blue ass Welcome back to the special relationship! Tea party failing to kick ass? Well of course, it's conservative says Andy. Today's logical fallacy, an implied Argumentum ad Populum

User: "Ken, your broken news item doesn't tie up with the source you provided." TK: "Well, perhaps this non-sequitur will answer your question, weasel?" CP Sysop RobS on normal editors: "Milk 'em".

TK bans British Columbia. Or at least, bans all BC DCCNET users. Andy applauds as Conservatives seem set to win a massive and significant victory in Britain - the land of atheism! Jimmy22: "Uh, it's kind of normal for power to alternate between Labour and the Conservatives, and the polls indicate no overall majority." Andy:"Liberal denial! The media is conspiring to downplay this unprecedented landslide!" Jimmy22: "But, look at the numbers!" Andy:"Conspiracy! Open your mind!" JacobB:"I'm sick of your talk talk talk. Have a vacation."

Conservapedia tries to get Psygremlin's CPMonitor blog taken down. But we thought it was only liberals who did nasty things like censorship!? Update: They failed! Andy, in full-on douchebag mode, blames Spain's unemployment on... gay marriage. Makes perfect sense. TK Mk 1: "European Socialism, which systematically purges all traces of Christianity from the system there, all religious tolerance whatsoever, in the name of homogenization, and a desire to not offend Muslims." TK Mk 2: "Belgium bans the Burqa!!"

In order to promote Andy's hatred of violent movies, he skips over SIX references to a student's attraction to thriller NOVELS! and suffered from "mental illnesses that were exacerbated by a lifetime of bullying and harassment." CP, which isn't the "National Enquirer of the Internet" claims that Obama had an affair. Source? National Enquirer.. Tk vapes it. Daddy! Daddy! I wrote an essay on that nasty Mr Darwin! Um... actually, I copied it from here, here and here. HSMom: If I may offer a little assistance? TK: Uh-huh, We don' need none o' your fancy grammar here, bi-yatch. What kind of evil liberals would portray Arizona as conservative?!....oh, right User: Let me innocently ask a question on Ken's madness. Ken: One day, all shall be revealed. Except that, thanks to TK, he's talking to a ghost. Presumably needing lebensraum, Hitler finally gets a foothold on a talk page. Update: Hitler is defeated, and the diff is oversighted. NEIN! Ze diff ist kaput, but Der Führer vill remain for a zouzand yaz!

Um... Andy... what does Al Gore's presidential race and Nobel winning achievements have to do with abortion betrayal? As the song goes, "One rant at a time, sweet Jesus..." 🇰🇪 is really committed to the Richard Dawkins Project, and prepared to generate 50-100 article titles!! for it. At some point he will become so ill that no one will be able to ridicule him. Andy thinks that the Polar Music Prize is only given to over-the-hill rockers, such as Bob Dylan, Pink Floyd, Joni Mitchell, BB King, Led Zeppelin...

Ken is under the impression that Conservapedia is singlehandedly responsible for decreasing acceptance of evolution in Canada. Despite their valiant efforts, 58% of Canadians accept evolution as fact. Somehow this edit causes Jpatt to respond in this fashion.

How come no one seems to know about this best selling video game called "Spring", which sold $500 million on the first day? .. Ah, that's just Andy's humorous habit of skimming over articles and misreading them. Closure: "Thanks for fixing that, don't know how that got in there". Andy answers the age old question: what is worse, drugs or liberals? Jpatt seems to be using a CP headline generator. Andy (on Conservapedia Mainpage): There's a video game that rewards you for playing as a terrorist. Source(s): "I discussed this with a group of teenagers last week". UPDATE TK: Modern Warfare 2 promotes terrorism! User: Nuh uh. TK: Last wordism! Andy's knack for mathematical pedagogy on display again, as he adds to cp:Set some insightful examples of sets a bizarre anti-abortion screed.

Conservapedia finishes their Bible Retranslation Project ahead of schedule today! Wait, didn't they say they would finish it by Easter? I guess accurate timekeeping is a liberal trait. TK celebrates 2.5 years of the Obama Presidency....15 months in. UPDATE Rather than take out the bit that wasn't in the cited article, just change what the article says What, a new article of the year already? But it's only the end of April, and the Evolution article was doing so well!

All aboard the ghost train. User: It's probably a coincidence that Earth Day happens to be Lenin's birthday. Andy: Since both communism and environmentalism are evil, I'd rather pretend otherwise. Psst, Andy, look at all these other liberal conspiracies. When is pop-culture not pop-culture? When Ed Poor creates the article about "love-starved Japanese schoolgirls".

JClarke reverts a whole  bunch of vandalism and is thanked with a five-year block. Conservative on mainpage: Conservapedia are bringing a friend to help write the Conservapedia anti-abortion project! Just like Conservapedia did for our Intelligent Design article! Conservapedia have friends in the pro-life movement! Conservapedia, Conservapedia, Conservapedia, abortion, Conservapedia, Conservapedia, Eisenhower, Conservapedia, Conservapedia, abortion, Conservapedia, Conservapedia! (see Semantic satiation) This site is growing rapidly! [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template%3AMainpageright&diff=770891&oldid=770870 What!? The UN is using its Peacekeeping budget to pay for Peacekeepers?!] Liberal logic. Don't touch my Medicaid! - I'm obese, riddled with heart disease, and a proud 'Murcan (burp), and I need that (burp) Govmint health support. Unlike those (burp) trim Commie uberlords. Burp.

Somehow Buffalo Ken thinks that he needs the same link three times in a news story Yup, people are gettin' more stoopid. For proof, see here, here, here, and last, but certainly not least, here. Who knew that even FOX NEWS would be too liberal one day? Hitwin has finally evolved. Proof: It's Stalwin! Direct link to image.

ABORTION AND ADOLF HITLER!!!1!!!!eleven!111! UPDATE: Ken likes it. UPDATE: And he's reallyconfused. Conservative states what we all already knew: YouTube has issues with copyright claims. Damned atheists! The sky falls: Andy admits that Obama might only be wrong 99% of the time. Another Poor stub: "Destroying evidence is a crime." Thanks, Conservapedia! Update: Sarcasm or parody? Update 2: Oh boy, gotta have that pop culture reference in there.

Gee, I wonder what he is getting at? User: No offence Andy, but I think Lenski didn't pony up the dough because you're not a scientist. Andy: Lenski didn't make it available to anyone, so there! User: Rubbish, I read it yesterday! Andy: Bollocks did you. User: Here it is. Andy: That's not the real data. User: You can find the "real" data here. Andy: WHERE'S THE DATA  (repeat ad nauseam)  That's enough from the evilutionists. For bonus points, Andy ascertains deceit based on British spelling, ergo anyone writing in English is untrustworthy. C.S. Lewis, the damn liberal, would be impressed. Article creation tip of the day: check your spelling.

🇰🇪 plans to make an abortion out of the Creationism Evolution manufactroversy. twice Vandal:"My hundreds of friends and I are going to attack your site constantly." Conservative:[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template:Mainpageright&curid=85316&diff=769139&oldid=769134 Web traffic is up! Hooray!] Bonus laughs DouglasA "No Ken, this is how you write a headline." Wait a second!!! We thought this was a conservative site. Instead TK disses Obama for not providing enough government hand-holding! Whatever happened to letting the poor simply pull themselves up by their bootstraps? In TK's blissful world of breathtaking ignorance, coming second is un-American. Thanks for the update, Ken. There is simply no other way to view that YouTube video.

[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template%3AMainpageright&diff=768943&oldid=768904 Union boss quits half way through his term? TRAITOR!]....[http://www.conservapedia.com/Palin#Resignation Sarah Palin? HERO!] This can only get better.... Alright, fess up, who was it? Now crashing into a car that cuts across the road in front of you is a Hollywood value. TK invokes Godwin's law...to criticise those who invoke Godwin's law

Andy in one sentence: I've never heard of it, therefore it can't be prominent. UPDATE: Andy is now arguing with a corpse, thanks to TK's tasteful intervention. So Andy gets another "last-wordism" trophy. UPDATE DEUX: It remains a Minor college - interesting how the fact that its newly-created article's main problem is a lack of citations, apparently. UPDATE TROIS: TK deletes and protects the UCL article: "Contrary to Community Guidelines." Apparently Ed Poor's unfinished movie review in the mainspace is a perfectly good encyclopaedic entry however. Apparently, Liberal's David Lloyd George is still in 10 Downing Street. I wonder if Labour's Gordon Brown knows? Andy posts a story about Democrats rushing to the Republican side, ignoring the very next sentence in the article which states not to read too much into the statistic as "[i]n 2008, we saw just the opposite." Healthcare "reform" failing in Massachusetts? JPatt seems to think so, and he honestly may be on to something. TK, the dumbshit. Conservapedia now features a "Weekly Image Not in the Liberal Media". But wait... what's this? Or is ABC not liberal? Ed Poor "knows" he's right. No further discussion required. Oh no, how on earth will we defend ourselves with a mere 1,550 nukes? I'm sorry, but how many years did Samuel Alito and John Roberts serve in the military? Ohhhh not appointing veterans IOKIYAR!

We hate both Hollywood Values and grammar! Dear Andy. I was sorry to hear that I have died yet again (The presidents of Brazil and Argentina say "hi" by the way!). I was relieved to see you on the Colbert Report last year, up to then, having never seen you in public I was entirely unaware you even existed! And as for the US intelligence reports, I promise to drop dead the moment they find those WMDs. Your friend, Fidel xx This is just pathetic Andy. Taking advantage of a suicide of a gay wrestler to push your political agenda. Walt Disney, Charles Schulz, Scott Adams, Karajou?! MOAR Hitler No.

Let us celebrate this glorious day through prayer and rejoicing criticising Google. UPDATE: If you Google it, it will come. AND AGAIN: Andy: Fucking Google What an unfortunate comparison 🇰🇪

Andy trumpets on the Main Page "and most of the remaining 8 books is finished"... and this from a man teaching a writing course. Hans Christian Andersen becomes the latest entry on Andy's "obscure list".

This work of art is not to my taste, so obviously it's the work of atheists!