Fun:Argument from molarity

The argument from molarity is a spelling error solution to the God Question. It goes as follows:

God is the solution of all things; therefore, God exists.

Examples

 * God showed the family of Noah about this argument via the "final solution", with a solvent of water and solute of every living thing on Earth.
 * Jesus proved this argument by providing people with solutions of various sugar/chemicals in the solvent of alcohol and water called wine.

Rebuttals
Atheists say that God is the pollution in the solution. (Deists say that He merely needs some dilution.)