User talk:Nutty Roux/Archive8

Pour a 40 on the curb
And then there were two... AceModerator 20:59, 4 May 2012 (UTC)
 * The world is a less happy place. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|95px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]]100x100 anarchy symbol.svg 23:38, 4 May 2012 (UTC)
 * Rap in peace. 12:15, 5 May 2012 (UTC)
 * Damn, man. 12:19, 5 May 2012 (UTC)

My day
Was up all night indulging in abuse of the white powdering dragon then spent the day at a wine and food festival coming home with several delicious bottles of olive oil, boutique beers and a fine Syrah. You? AceModerator 06:49, 12 May 2012 (UTC)

Not to go all picky and shit
but did anyone tell Fed what you did/are doing and why? --Godot  03:22, 13 May 2012 (UTC)
 * He doesn't respond. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|95px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]]100x100 anarchy symbol.svg 03:24, 13 May 2012 (UTC)
 * (EC) Nutty Roux told him himself. 03:24, 13 May 2012 (UTC)
 * I'm not wasting my time looking for more plagiarism. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|95px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]]100x100 anarchy symbol.svg 03:28, 13 May 2012 (UTC)
 * Don't get me wrong. I'm 100% with you on what you are doing.  just wanted to make sure you'd said (as you did) 'hey dude, here it is".--[[Image:green mowse.png|25px]]Godot   03:44, 13 May 2012 (UTC)
 * I'm sure I haven't been that clear, no. Huw and I are on the phone trying to coordinate this. We'll give Feredir a rundown when we're done. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|95px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]]100x100 anarchy symbol.svg 03:47, 13 May 2012 (UTC)
 * Make sure you skull-fuck that goddamned fucking monster when you are done. Fucking animals. AceModerator 04:04, 13 May 2012 (UTC)

You fucking macho man
AceModerator 12:32, 18 May 2012 (UTC)
 * Eyuup. The Lawrence Olivier of wrestling. Rest in peace sweet prince. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|95px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]]100x100 anarchy symbol.svg 13:15, 18 May 2012 (UTC)

Pfft
Without God, how would light know what speed to travel? It woul just fly around at random speeds, you know. If there were even light. sterileevolutionist story telling 00:39, 24 May 2012 (UTC)
 * What are the odds Philip will admit he's wrong? 24.22.39.207 (talk) 01:22, 24 May 2012 (UTC)

What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr Dre.

AceModerator 21:43, 24 May 2012 (UTC)
 * Oh. My guess was a detective in a trench coat.   22:01, 24 May 2012 (UTC)

Since nobody else has had the courtesy to inform you
There's a RationalWiki:Chicken coop indictment afoot against you. 23:27, 1 June 2012 (UTC)


 * Way to ruin the shock and awe. Tmtoulouse (talk) 01:14, 2 June 2012 (UTC)

You're fucked, buddy.
They are going vote you down my friend. The lynching of Nutty. Serves you right for being Jewish. AceModerator 11:10, 2 June 2012 (UTC)
 * [[File:protest.gif]][[File:Onozomg.gif]] (I have to make a gif with pitchforks and torches.) sterileevolutionist story telling 01:58, 3 June 2012 (UTC)
 * Ok. I just got back to Chicago after driving 4600 miles to Portland and back with most of it around Montana, Idaho, Wyoming, Oregon, and Washington catching trout and bedding beautiful women. Poached and released an 18 inch rainbow mere hours before opening day on the Salmon river in Mt. Hood Wilderness. Saw the Goonies house in Astoria, Oregon for the second time (it never gets old). Ate a buffalo ribeye after seeing a buffalo in the middle of the road in Yellowstone. Nearly drowned fishing rapids in a box canyon on the Henry's Fork. Did 2 days back country in the Salmon River wilderness in Idaho. Had drinks with Sterile in Seattle. Poached Sterile in Seattle. Thought better of trying to wade class 4 rapids to fish the Flathead river near Glacier Nat'l Park. Caught my first char on the Wind River in Wyoming. This afternoon I got a farmer's tan catching more trout in 9 hours on my home water in Wisconsin than the rest of the trip. Caddis were popping like Orville Redenbacher. Life is good. I'll deal with all the rest of you motherfuckers when I sober up. This coop is going to be a delight. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|95px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]]100x100 anarchy symbol.svg 06:41, 5 June 2012 (UTC)
 * I don't see how you can do so much fishing.-- il' Dictator   Mikal  06:56, 5 June 2012 (UTC)
 * You spend 3 weeks tying flies, get all your shit done so you can disappear for a few weeks, and buy some gas. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|95px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]]100x100 anarchy symbol.svg 06:58, 5 June 2012 (UTC)
 * You saw the Goonies' house? That's awesome. 11:53, 5 June 2012 (UTC)

Nom nom nom
Nominated you for Mod. AceModerator 04:40, 14 June 2012 (UTC)
 * Thanks. I'll think about it. I'm not that interested in paying attention to some of the pettifoggery that invariably gets blown up into something more disruptive than it's worth. I also don't want to have to be the only one opposing a single additional rule and then take the kind of meritless abuse I got early on before the mod role was invented but would expect if I acted on my intention of further dismantling the establishment. We'll see if anyone expresses support for the idea privately or onwiki. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|95px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]]100x100 anarchy symbol.svg 19:08, 14 June 2012 (UTC)

Buddy
I love you, but don't edit my comments, please. Feel free to add you own commentary. -- PsyGremlin  15:56, 15 June 2012 (UTC)
 * That was really weird of me to do. I've been on painkillers from an accident and I'm a little foggy. Sorry about that. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|95px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]]100x100 anarchy symbol.svg 18:32, 15 June 2012 (UTC)
 * Sorry to hear that, Nutty. I do hope you are OK and it in't anything too serious. It probably explains your weird post on the mods campaigning page.  Lily Inspirate me. 19:10, 15 June 2012 (UTC)
 * Oh, god. i'm with lily. hope it wasn't serious![[Image:green mowse.png|25px]]Godot VAGINA, Vagina, vagina vagina VAGINA  19:17, 15 June 2012 (UTC)
 * Thanks guys. I appreciate it. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|95px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]]100x100 anarchy symbol.svg 20:38, 15 June 2012 (UTC)
 * Party in your neck of the woods, Friday the 13th? Occasionaluse (talk) 20:44, 15 June 2012 (UTC)
 * July? Sure. I'll probably be around. Give me a call. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|95px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]]100x100 anarchy symbol.svg 21:29, 15 June 2012 (UTC)

Ace For Pony Wu-Tang Mod
AceModerator 08:04, 18 June 2012 (UTC)

You know where Yorkshire is, right?
I haven't checked my email in about 2 weeks or so, just sent you one back. 10:47, 20 June 2012 (UTC)
 * Ah, god's county. Crundy Talk nerdy to me 13:03, 20 June 2012 (UTC)

Jah well fuck it all
AceModerator 11:57, 30 June 2012 (UTC)

Pro Se Litigants
I don't know what kind of law you practice, but have you ever dealt with a Pro Se? This is my first time dealing with one, and as the paralegal who writes lots of boiler plate pleadings, I'm crying in something between tears of laughter and tears of frustration. I don't even know how to approach it, though "fuck it, they are paid more then me, let the actual lawyers respond" sounds really tempting. :-) I just wanted to vent - sorry to whine.   (PS. this guy makes orly Taitz look sane). -- --Godot Fire! Fire! Fire! (please send spare firefighters) 04:07, 4 July 2012 (UTC)
 * Pretty infrequently but when I do it's invariably a mess. They're far more likely than lawyers to take even commercial litigation personally, not that lawyers here don't unnecessarily make cases intolerable by litigating their perceptions of the plaintiff's and his lawyers' characters rather than the facts and law. At the very least it occasions delays you'd never see a court accommodate under any other circumstances. I got sweated moving a hearing to go out of town and care for a friend. Pro ses can sometimes jack a case up for more than a year with extensions, frivolous pleadings, and currying sympathy with a judge. All it does is give them an opportunity to hide assets and drive my bills up. If its a corporation I'll move for a default judgment, since they must be represented by counsel, not some angry  small business owner/shareholder. So yeah. They're a pain in the butt. I feel for you. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|95px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]]100x100 anarchy symbol.svg 04:36, 4 July 2012 (UTC)

Man, I was fucking awful at maths.
AceThe Rep Grows Bigger 10:49, 6 July 2012 (UTC)

Knuckle Skills?
AceThe Rep Grows Bigger 06:56, 15 July 2012 (UTC) Psh. I've got a 303 emulator on my phone. You should see what 20 minutes sobering up with an adderall and handful of Exedrin Migraine does to your perception of your own techno skills. 04:01, 17 July 2012 (UTC)

Corpse pose. 03:57, 17 July 2012 (UTC)

Also, apparently that's the only copy of that tune on Youtube. Thanks to me for uploading it. 04:19, 17 July 2012 (UTC)

Got my ticket
Next weekend.....off to see these guys...awesome.

AceThe Rep Grows Bigger 04:03, 5 August 2012 (UTC) Saw them at the Metro in Chicago summer of 95 when that record came out. You're so lucky. That's going to be a great show. 04:11, 5 August 2012 (UTC)
 * Jah, fucking-a...AceThe Rep Grows Bigger 04:13, 5 August 2012 (UTC)

Thick like plaster. 04:18, 5 August 2012 (UTC)
 * I am gonna get loaded as hell. AceThe Rep Grows Bigger 04:19, 5 August 2012 (UTC)
 * I'll be back in a few weeks. Going out west to catch some trout and get drunk and sunburned. Email you later. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|95px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]]100x100 anarchy symbol.svg 04:22, 5 August 2012 (UTC)

Yah, fuck you buddy
AceThe Rep Grows Bigger 04:24, 5 August 2012 (UTC)

Pharcyde...
.....uhhhhh. My hangover runs deep. The plants outside are smeared with a red viscous liquid and some weird panel of smart people are grilling some bald fucker on the TV. These signs point to a successful night. Acei9 21:41, 17 August 2012 (UTC)
 * Boy and how. Got silly drinking rum and woke up less than sober. Got into a fun argument with an opposing lawyer I really like. Now I'm sitting in the waiting room at the tattoo parlor sweating booze because there's no air conditioning. Look up the Jeru the Damaja show in Chicago. Gang Starr tribute with DJ Premier. On par with Pharcyde I reckon. You're going to have too much fun. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|95px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]]100x100 anarchy symbol.svg 23:15, 17 August 2012 (UTC)
 * I'm pulling ropey threads of bloody mucus from my nostrils and for some reason there is a half empty can of chilli beans laughing at me from the counter. Fucking can, fuck it. Acei9 01:14, 18 August 2012 (UTC)
 * [Like] [[file:Nuttysig.svg|95px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]]100x100 anarchy symbol.svg 06:35, 18 August 2012 (UTC)
 * I pressed play. My neighbor just came up and said she was trying to sleep. I said I was trying to listen to hip hop. It's not my fault. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|95px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]]100x100 anarchy symbol.svg 06:37, 18 August 2012 (UTC)



Duplicate voting in Tisane coop
Do you realise you've voted both Yea and Nay in the Tisane coop? I'm assuming this is an accident on your part. Zack Martin  07:58, 28 August 2012 (UTC)
 * Where? He voted 'nay,' then changed his mind (removing his original vote) and then added a comment in the nay section. Peter Rapidly running out of marmite 08:03, 28 August 2012 (UTC)
 * I'm not sure if he did it, or if someone else did it to him, but look at the current version of the page - he has votes in both sections. Zack Martin  HolyMaratreanSigil.jpg 08:10, 28 August 2012 (UTC)
 * No, you are right, I can't read :( Zack Martin  HolyMaratreanSigil.jpg 08:11, 28 August 2012 (UTC)

email
Hi! :-) I sent you an email. Have a good day! Refugee talk page 15:20, 28 August 2012 (UTC)
 * Just call me re: your question about the case. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|95px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]]100x100 anarchy symbol.svg 22:34, 28 August 2012 (UTC)

Oi!
Don't make me come over there. rpeh •T•C•E• 07:46, 29 August 2012 (UTC)

The devil is a mutha fucking liar.
Acei9 23:22, 5 October 2012 (UTC)

Hey numbnuts
Answer the phone. Acei9 12:15, 12 October 2012 (UTC)
 * We need to get Crundy, Josh, and Sterile in on this next time. And Fergus for inventing my new favorite word and showing Hurlbut up every single day of the week. Google hangouts clowned Skype with really nice quality free video conferencing. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|95px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]]100x100 anarchy symbol.svg 15:25, 12 October 2012 (UTC)

"Range Of Radiocarbon Dating Gets A Boost"
Presup that. sterilesporadic heavy hitter 19:32, 18 October 2012 (UTC)
 * Presup It's not how confident these evolutionists are in the quality and nature of the core, it's the fact that the entire methodology is flawed. Evolutionists make bogus assumptions about the past with their uniformitarian belief system. In reality, this is flawed "historical science" based on the false assumption that rates of cosmic ray conversion of N to C14 have been constant over the last 50,000 years. First, the article itself says rates vary! The evolutionists make my point for me! Second, these evolutionists adhere to their unscientific atheistic methodological naturalism, which atheistically methodologically naturalizes supernatural explanations out of the analysis a priori. If evolutionists won't consider thebiblegodditbiblebiblebible, then they are not being scientific and it is knowledge that God is a truth teller who gave us faculties to examine His creation that is the only reason science works. Evolutionists simply do not consider all the evidence. The most probable answer is obviously that Moses accurately took down God's historical account of creation and that the world was created approximately 6,000 years ago according to a straightforward reading of the bible. After all, God is an eyewitness and His testimony is beyond reproach. We all interpret evidence according to certain axioms, or premises that are not susceptible of absolute proof. Well, except creationists have absolute proof the bible is correct. When the interpretation of scientific data contradicts the true history of the world as revealed in the Bible, then it’s the interpretation of the data that is at fault.
 * that. Chalk to cheese. Elephant hurling. Information. Refrigerator. Discrimination. Bigot. Evolutionist. Chalk to cheese chalk to cheese. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|95px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]]100x100 anarchy symbol.svg 20:31, 18 October 2012 (UTC)
 * I yield to your creationist logic. Burn all the journals! Burn the textbooks! Let's look to God for our biology. sterilesporadic heavy hitter 02:50, 19 October 2012 (UTC)

Since I'm using Brx's talk page for the purpose of democracy it's only fair I use yours too
This is all. rpeh •T•C•E• 21:50, 18 October 2012 (UTC) What's the opposite of the troll template. I hate that fucking thing. 01:55, 19 October 2012 (UTC)
 * OMG THE CHILDREN! sterilesporadic heavy hitter 02:14, 20 October 2012 (UTC)
 * <3  I've got super fast internets while I wait to take a leak. Internets! [[file:Nuttysig.svg|95px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]]100x100 anarchy symbol.svg 02:15, 20 October 2012 (UTC)
 * Oh ffs Imma go get a pack of cigarettes call me Sterile. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|95px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]]100x100 anarchy symbol.svg 02:16, 20 October 2012 (UTC)
 * Oh, hey, are people fucking with Brx again? Theory of Practice Haters gonna hate. 02:20, 20 October 2012 (UTC)
 * Hol' on. Don't drop your smartie phone in the loo. Whatever a loo is. Er, and TOP, did we stop?sterilesporadic heavy hitter 02:21, 20 October 2012 (UTC)

It's not funny any more
Cut it out. -- Nx  / talk 06:20, 20 October 2012 (UTC)
 * You are lovely I respect you for your commitment to honesty I'll do whatever you say. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|95px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]]100x100 anarchy symbol.svg 06:22, 20 October 2012 (UTC)

Do it. There it is
Acei9 09:34, 16 November 2012 (UTC)
 * Holy shit with that under the legs bit he's like the Yannick Noah of decks. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|95px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]]100x100 anarchy symbol.svg 01:59, 19 November 2012 (UTC)
 * I just drank a shitload of cough syrup. Probably a bad idea. Listening to Unwound and trying to figure out how to get my forms properly formated on this app. What's up? [[file:Nuttysig.svg|95px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]]100x100 anarchy symbol.svg 02:05, 19 November 2012 (UTC)
 * Sitting at my desk eating salty things and writing a press release about something I know nothing about. Acei9 02:12, 19 November 2012 (UTC)
 * My neighbor just brought me some booze. Imma go get a lime and drink it. I made a video game for Brx. Do you think he'll like playing it while he spends vast amounts of alone time in his hovel? [[file:Nuttysig.svg|95px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]]100x100 anarchy symbol.svg 04:33, 19 November 2012 (UTC)

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 A Brief History of the ASCII Penis Man has always sought to create, and has indeed done so since time immemorial: mathematics, civilization, language. Some of his modest efforts have reached the realm of art, especially as influenced by the primacy of his ability to create. And it is that very intersection that we discuss today: the ASCII penis.

ASCII stands for the American Standard Code for Information Interchange, which is a very long-winded way of saying "default interchangeable character set," or DICS. It is a standard that defines 255 characters that every computer subscribing to the ASCII standard could read and interpret in the same way.

ASCII was derived from telegraph codes, which are lost in the mists of time. Today, ASCII is an aging standard from the 19th century that all operating systems can understand but few depend on anymore. Linux still uses ASCII as its default text-encoding standard and has yet to move to Unicode as most modern operating systems have, perhaps owing to an intense focus on DICS.

The penis, also known medically as the dong, is a long appendage derived from the fetus's clit that shoots sperm into the female vaginal canal for purposes of procreation. It also pumps piss.

In art, representations of the penis are known as phalluses (Latin phallī) and tend to embody the powerful, creational aspect of male fertility inherent in the throbbing, erect nature of the penis. In fact, the first picture ever drawn by a homo sapiens was phallic in nature.

As the phallus is a perennial¹ object of artistic endeavor, it stands to reason that the Internet super-highway's ASCII would converge with drawings of dongs before long. Thus today's many examples of ASCII penis art, with which Internet users copy, paste, and enlighten one another. 

Nomination
If you want to "continue enjoying helping Trent and the RWF," you might consider ducking back in from your LANCB long enough to accept your nomination to the 2013 Board of Trustees. 21:00, 16 December 2012 (UTC)

!
sterilesporadic heavy hitter 03:31, 23 December 2012 (UTC)

Rob
Lost the bet with ToP - is out until 20 Jan. Hence the block. Acei9 05:48, 27 December 2012 (UTC)
 * I unblocked him so he can vote. He's not coming back anytime soon otherwise is my understanding. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]]100x100 anarchy symbol.svg 05:52, 27 December 2012 (UTC)

session
We should skype soon. How is you looking this weekend?

Acei9 22:36, 28 December 2012 (UTC)
 * It's pretty open. I'm basically on my own schedule just working on the tech startup stuff I've told you a little about so I can hopefully launch by summer and quit being a trial lawyer. And get down to living off savings for a few years. Yay. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]]100x100 anarchy symbol.svg 23:09, 28 December 2012 (UTC)
 * Sweet, I'll be in touch then. Have no telephone at the moment though as I dropped it a few times at a bar and, for some reason, when I put it back together I left the battery on the bar-top and left. Took me ages to figure out what was wrong with it and only noticed the missing battery when I smashed it on the ground in rage. Then wife fucked with the simcard so now it is well and truly fucked. So...the long and short of it is I'll hit you up onwiki/email when I get some time to chat. Acei9 23:14, 28 December 2012 (UTC)

PROTIP
toLowerCase -- Nx  / talk 08:32, 29 December 2012 (UTC)
 * Cool. Where did I miss that being helpful? I'm coming from ruby so I don't have all the basic methods down as similar as they are. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]]100x100 anarchy symbol.svg 09:07, 29 December 2012 (UTC)
 * Your recent changes filtering highlighting thingy in your monobook. You could use a custom filtering function or just an if, but if you want to be a really 1337 js h4xxor, you can create your own jquery selector like this:

//wrap everything in an anonymous namespace, this is standard practice to keep the global namespace clean (function($) { function icontains(elem, text) {   // using logical operators like this makes your code more 1337 and harder to understand, but also more concise    return (elem.textContent || elem.innerText || $(elem).text || "").toLowerCase.indexOf((text || "").toLowerCase) >= 0; }

//createPseudo only exists in Jquery 1.8+, so use old method in earlier versions; RW currently has 1.7 $.expr[':'].icontains = $.expr.createPseudo ? $.expr.createPseudo(function(text) {       return function(elem) {            return icontains(elem,text);        };    }) : function( elem, i, match ) { return icontains( elem, match[3] ); }; })(jQuery);
 * And then you can use icontains instead of contains:

$('ul.special>li').filter('li:icontains("moderat")').css({"border" : "1px black dotted", "border-radius" : "3px", "background-color" : "#FFFFCC"}); -- Nx  / talk 10:02, 29 December 2012 (UTC) Thanks dude. I think my case insensitive filter method is in the history I wrote it in 1.8.2 which explains why it didn't work. What galled me was not being able to figure out how to pass a variable into the jquery #contains method. I think it only takes a string but then I'm a js noob. I just wanted to put my terms in an array that gets iterated instead of having to use a duplicate anon function for every term. 16:08, 29 December 2012 (UTC)

Hurry up
Acei9 01:26, 30 December 2012 (UTC)
 * Oh I left my phone in the car. Brt. [[file:Nuttysig.svg|68px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]]100x100 anarchy symbol.svg 01:41, 30 December 2012 (UTC)
 * Get on skype you stupid shit. Acei9 01:44, 30 December 2012 (UTC)
 * You atheists are all the same. Like the Goonies but without charm. Acei9 06:22, 30 December 2012 (UTC)