User talk:SuperJosh/Archive3

Sir
I done sint you a eemale. 23:47, 3 January 2010 (UTC)
 * I gawd dawn reespawnded to da eemale. 13:23, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
 * I haz sint mor. 22:43, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Boy howdy, i din jist replied to those thar brightly cullard box messeeges. 22:44, 4 January 2010 (UTC)

Congratulations!
-your friendly messenger, 22:42, 7 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Congratulations! I still think that you're super, in a special kind of way. -- 22:48, 7 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Good job, old friend. 23:09, 7 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Haha, I wanted that one! Congrats anyway! 23:11, 7 January 2010 (UTC)
 * My ignorance of online decorum remains consistent, even after all these months! I'd like to thank everyone that voted for me, my mum and my fans, and of course my fart userboxen, which I'm pretty sure sealed the deal. I love you all! 23:15, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

If you like early British punk...
...try these blokes out. Angelic Upstarts.

23:05, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
 * That's pretty cool. I'm afraid you've probably already heard almost any punk that I could show you, but I'll try anyway check ones own userpage. 12:46, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

Nice one
bahahahahahahaha! Acei9 02:29, 10 January 2010 (UTC)
 * I'd say that's true, so the amount of times I have resorted to "Shift-F7" does make me hang my head in shame... 02:32, 10 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Heh heh. Cheers lads. 12:34, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

Poker
I'm going to reinstall tonight and might organise a game next week (during the week at 8pm). Are there any days you can / can't make? 16:15, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Well, I have my last exam of this semester on Wednesday afternoon, so preferably not before then, but Wednesday / Thursday at 8PM should be cool. 16:17, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Also, whoopee for Crundy approval! 16:17, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Yes, it is an award of the highest honour. 16:22, 15 January 2010 (UTC)

And I would share it with you
Thanx for the MP3 download, mate. I really appreciate your support through this crisis. Here's a vid in your honor. Cheers, old friend. 06:32, 16 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Don't mention it mate. Broken's a good track. I'm listening to Choking Victim now - pretty cool, ska-punk. 12:52, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

Hi Josh
Hi. 01:24, 19 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Hi, peado! 01:33, 19 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Do you mean paedo or is this a new word I need to learn? 19:29, 19 January 2010 (UTC)
 * I meant paedo, but for some reason it came up spelt all wrong-like (red underlines) so I changed it. I should've known better, but I'd been drinking at the time. 19:31, 19 January 2010 (UTC)

Seeing Double at the Triple Rock
This is the punk club in question. In fact, I think NOFX did a music video dedicated to it. Yes, they did! 03:37, 21 January 2010 (UTC)

You unwashed street urchin
I added you ages ago. Acei9 03:47, 21 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Sorry you wife-beating drunkard, I just haven't seen you around. Forgive me, baby. 11:46, 21 January 2010 (UTC)

Skype
Log on quick! I have exciting news!! 19:53, 21 January 2010 (UTC)

Welcome Message
Thanks for the welcome, SuperJosh! Lonius (talk) 21:25, 21 January 2010 (UTC)
 * You're quite welcome, Lonius, I hope your time here is long and substantive! 21:26, 21 January 2010 (UTC)

I'd also like to thank you for your welcome message, even more than the last guy, it made me go all gooey for like two whole minutes.Little Bobby Oppenheimer (talk) 00:15, 26 January 2010 (UTC)
 * You are also quite welcome, I hope you like it here. I see Ace has already seen to it that you have some kind of penis-related picture on your page, that wily minx. 00:31, 26 January 2010 (UTC)

Disconnect
What happened to you? You didn't reconnect. 22:19, 21 January 2010 (UTC)

Do They Owe Us a Living?
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhjpFBGbtvY Of course they do! Of course they do! Here's] some good old Crass for you, my British friend! Enjoy! 21:17, 23 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Very nice, good sir, very nice. You haz one on your page now. 12:58, 24 January 2010 (UTC)

Permission to deface your image
Hey there. I want to add a picture to Fun:RationalWiki Rules for Feedback. Your celebration pose is perfect, and I knocked-up this image in order to illustrate the kind of welcome we should give to newbies:

burn!

Do you mind if I use this image? The lava in the background is from a CC3.0 image, so I'd have to licence the final image the same way. If you prefer keeping it to the RW licence I could change the background for a public domain image. -- 12:35, 24 January 2010 (UTC)
 * I'd rather keep my own image to RationalWiki, but if the one you've done somehow finds its way onto google or something, no one'll know who I am anyway. Feel free to use it. 12:56, 24 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Cheers. I'll change the background and put it on with the RW licence and a link back to the original. -- 13:06, 24 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Thanks, appreciate it. Good work too - that's what happens to us when we believe in evil, liberal atheist shit. BTW, where are you planning to use it on the site? 13:08, 24 January 2010 (UTC)
 * It'll be in the fun etiquette article linked in the first post n this thread. Your picture has the perfect mix of happiness and suffering, and that's all newbies should experience. (CR) 62.40.36.14 (talk) 13:36, 24 January 2010 (UTC)

Who's fighting today?
I like it. It's almost like a fight card. "In the red corner, wearing red and white trunks....". 23:58, 25 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Cheers. It seems in the last few months people have been trading insults almost daily, and I thought I'd try and deliberately make the situations worse help resolve the situations by attempting to direct people's attention to them to reach an amicable solution. 00:28, 26 January 2010 (UTC)
 * yeah but insulting TK is part of a fun filled, well rounded, day. Acei9 00:31, 26 January 2010 (UTC)
 * I eventually see it becoming as important as having five fruit and veg a day to the aggressive RationalWikian. Get up, have a piss, log on to RationalWiki, "Oh, TK, you're still here, are you? Cunt." Along those lines. 00:34, 26 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Followed by "sip beer, feel satisfied, dress, go to work". Acei9 00:35, 26 January 2010 (UTC)
 * You're a bad influence, Ace. I count seventeen cans and bottles of beer in my room from the last two weeks, and that is almost entirely from before going out. Or maybe that's just the student life. Either way, it's awesome. 00:39, 26 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Thats student life. When I was your age I used to leave empties in the shower cubicle. Acei9 00:40, 26 January 2010 (UTC)
 * I have found that 25 Bass empties fit perfectly into a milk crate. Milk crates stack very nicely.  Scotch handles don't really fit anything well, but six to an office crate works.  By the time I bother hauling glass to the dump it looks like Ace was over for the weekend...  00:47, 26 January 2010 (UTC)
 * I think I'm just gonna keep all the empty cans in my room for this semester and take a snapshot of em all when I'm done for this year in June. I did make a good impression in the first week last October when I had a bath (I had a cold) and left three beer bottles behind. 00:52, 26 January 2010 (UTC)
 * I came home from work sick today, some kind of cold/cough/headache/whatever but instead of sleeping I am drinking Melchers Dutch GOLD Beer. It kinda tastes funny. Acei9 00:53, 26 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Luckily I haven't had a cold for months, but when I do, I do the English think and drink heaps of tea. Beer is nice, but it'll be nicer in the hot summer. Assuming we get one this year. And then there's the 2010 RationalWiki summer vacation to think about... so much to plan! 00:59, 26 January 2010 (UTC)

Image done


Here's the image. I might tidy up the edges a bit, but I'll probably be lazy and leave it as is for the authentic half-arsed image editing effect. -- 21:39, 26 January 2010 (UTC)

Good job! I love the way the fire dances off my cheeks. Indeed, with great n00b comes great responsibility. 21:41, 26 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Ta. The facial expression and pose is amazing. To me it looks like the response to being sentenced to be screwed to death by whatshername from Resident Evil. -- 21:50, 26 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Computer simulated sex would be an interesting way to go out. 21:57, 26 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Maybe done with the realism of WP:Custer's Revenge? -- 22:01, 26 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Wow, I've never seen games like that before. I'm reading about RapeLay now. Some pretty fucked up shit. 22:08, 26 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Yeah, that's a seriously messed-up game, even by Japanese standards. I can understand it being easier now to put out games like that, since it could be done via a download, but it'd take a serious amount of insanity to produce cartridges of Custer's Revenge and then go buy a copy. -- 22:22, 26 January 2010 (UTC)

Have you no problems with the way Nx is behaving?
Why don't you criticise him? Why don't you grow a pair of fucking balls. The man is literally running rampant away from the principles of this site.
 * If the principles of this website result in it being dragged into a flamewar every time a troll posts, and good contributors (you know, the kind who actually improve the content of our articles, not just discuss what they had for breakfast) leave because of this, then those principles can go to hell. -- Nx  / talk 16:31, 30 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Burning a user's edits totally because a significant fraction of the community are a bunch of idiots with no self-control is way too far from our principles to be reasonable. 16:33, 30 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Nx deals primarily with the design, coding, programming, etc of this website and his does a brilliant job on it. Except for one instant where he used checkuser on a suspected account and announced his findings, which was admittedly stupid, I see nothing wrong with his actions here. If it wasn't for him, you probably wouldn't be able to edit here. 16:29, 30 January 2010 (UTC)
 * I did not use checkuser on EdmundBurke. -- Nx  / talk 16:31, 30 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Apologies, I forgot about that section. 16:33, 30 January 2010 (UTC)
 * What's wrong with telling people what you had for breakfast? 12:54, 1 February 2010 (UTC)
 * I discuss dinner, not breakfast. Although as you asked, it was Wheatabix this morning. 15:08, 1 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Speaking of which, I'm having liver tonight for the first time since, umm, ever I think. Pics to follow. I might create a forum thread or something so as to not annoy Nx. 14:53, 2 February 2010 (UTC)

Note to self
We're out of milk, we need to go down to Tesco's to get some later on. 15:39, 1 February 2010 (UTC)

Profanisaurus
Dunno if you've seen this before. Some highlights:


 * arse spider n.A tenacious well knotted winnit that cannot be removed without bringing 8 spindly hairs with it.
 * left-handed batsman euph. Someone who prefers his balls delivered from the pavilion end.
 * liquid laughter n. Puke.
 * aeroplane blonde n. A dark haired female who dyes her hair blonde, ie. is equipped with a black box.

16:04, 1 February 2010 (UTC)
 * "Arse spider"... so there is a name for it. Not that I need a name for it. It's not like I experience that regularly or anything. Ahem. 17:20, 1 February 2010 (UTC)
 * I like the phrase tagnuts. Years of reading Viz has finally paid off. -- 12:32, 4 February 2010 (UTC)

Who's fighting?
Need to update this for the day. Neveruse and EddyP are going at it in the saloon bar. DickTurpis (talk) 16:53, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Yeah, I just saw that and I'm about to change it. 17:01, 4 February 2010 (UTC)

Hey buddy
How's it goin'? 15:17, 15 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Alright thanks mate. Didn't really sleep last night cuz my housemate was shagging away at 6AM (see Saloon Bar here) but I managed to catch up (on sleep) later on. Went to the pub after a lecture this afternoon and sunk two pints. Can't be bad. How's things with you? 16:06, 15 February 2010 (UTC)


 * This should help, I mean, the band is called Morphine.  16:20, 15 February 2010 (UTC)

It was the greatest cockney ripoff!
It was the greatest cockney ripoff! 04:23, 18 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Very nice. But be careful when you're out moshing with your mates you don't crush 'em. 11:42, 18 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Boy do I loves me some GBH! Cheers, friend! 18:36, 18 February 2010 (UTC)

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 * Finally, a reliable source to help stop these awful gas attacks. I tried everything: eating, shitting... even Chipotle-Away. Thanks, Mr Pseudoscientist! 21:12, 18 February 2010 (UTC)

Your input requested
I'm having a good conversation about beer and such over here with, of all people, MC, and think that you should come on over and give us your input, too. 18:42, 20 February 2010 (UTC)
 * While I appreciate the invitation, I've vowed to not validate the existence of certain editors here by ignoring them until they fuck off and/or die. So thanks, but no thanks. As for my favourite drink, I'm most partial to Carlsberg, and despite what other people think, I like Bud quite a lot. Fosters, however, is pretty awful. 18:48, 20 February 2010 (UTC)
 * That's fine. I just figured that you'd have an opinion on the topic that I could add. Mind if add your opinions, at least? It'll make it that much more fun.  19:20, 20 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Do what you gotta do, man! 21:10, 20 February 2010 (UTC)

Jello Biafra 50th Birthday Song
By Stza Crack, of Choking Victim/Star Fucking Hipsers/Leftover Crack fame. 03:17, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
 * Henry Rollins, of Black Flag/Henry Rollins Band/Henry Rollins Spoken Word fame, on Ann Coulter. Very amusing.  Just piling on the videos we are!   03:30, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
 * Henry Rollins imitates Jello! There. It's coming full circle now!  03:33, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
 * "...but mostly, Ann, you will just shut the fuck up." Class, cheers mate! 12:35, 3 March 2010 (UTC)

should this be on WIGOCP
For some reason I decided to register at CP and create an article (two sentences to be precise). I wrote it about Croatian president. A few hours later, a CP admin found the article and made a "welcome to CP post".

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Mr.Orange (talk) 22:40, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
 * Nope, and if you want your account to stay unblocked you should refrain from saying anything more. 23:05, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
 * What the Tetmeister said. 23:10, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
 * Heh heh, it is pretty funny though! 01:35, 13 March 2010 (UTC)

Melting and stuff
Not sure if you're in to this, but there's a big RP event happening on Sunday. Dorfs and stuff in Booty Bay. I've a warlock, so I can summon you down there. I'll be online tomorrow, but mail me if you fancy it. Things will kick off in the evening. 22:02, 5 March 2010 (UTC)
 * I don't think I'd fair that well in an RP event. Someone'd ask me something and I'd probably reply with a classic "What the fuck is wrong with you?" response. But if I'm online then you'll know. 02:41, 6 March 2010 (UTC)

We are all we have tonight
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oqGZb77b7g Hey! loud fast music]! 07:34, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
 * That sounds very similar to their song Unknown Soldier. Still good though. I had the misfortune to be born in the wrong decade and missed the London punk scene. Now it's all indie/emo. 13:02, 12 March 2010 (UTC)

Sig
Bit more effort required, but fun. 00:58, 13 March 2010 (UTC) Contribs Talk
 * I like it :) 00:59, 13 March 2010 (UTC)

'Ello old friend
Glad you liked my new tat! Cheers! 05:50, 16 March 2010 (UTC)

They're Coming to Take Me Away
Haha! I don't know about you, but I think Jello's voice is perfect for this cover! 07:17, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
 * You showed me this one before. Jello's voice is exceedingly good but this song in general is incredibly freaky/trippy. It's almost as scary as the first time I tried listening to Cradle of Filth and nearly shat myself. 11:57, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
 * I have before? Damn. Well, how about this one?  17:48, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
 * Song OK, but the goatee does not suit him. Or is he doing it to be ironic, with the shirt/trousers combo? 18:33, 20 March 2010 (UTC)

If you ever get tired of NX and the others Liberapedia is kinder. Proxima Centauri (talk) 17:50, 25 March 2010 (UTC)
 * I find it hard to judge the kindness of the users at Liberapedia when there seems to be absolutely no contact in a fun, social sense between any of them. RationalWiki's better suited to me anyway, so thanks, but no thanks. 18:11, 25 March 2010 (UTC)

This is a public service announcement...
...bought to you by your local neighbourhood PsyGremlin. -- Psygremlin  18:33, 25 March 2010 (UTC)


 * Someone mention me? 19:01, 25 March 2010 (UTC)
 * If it makes me look like the bloke in the video I don't need telling twice. 01:49, 26 March 2010 (UTC)

Head stuck in the stairs?
Sounds like there should be a funny story behind that one. -- 22:12, 25 March 2010 (UTC)
 * Basically, I'm an idiot and from time to time I get my head gets stuck in the banisters of various stairs I come across. Not too bad when this happens in the privacy of my own home, but in public it can be an embarrassing scenario. In my house there's an emergency protocol for this situation, which involves a large bucket of grease to lubricate my head in order to get it out of the banisters. This happens on average once or twice a month, so there's a rota for my housemates of who has to grease up my head each time it happens. I also have to keep my hair cut relatively short to stop the grease getting into my hair. Long overdue for a cut actually. 01:45, 26 March 2010 (UTC)
 * "From time to time"? You make it sound like a regular occurrence, haha! 02:09, 26 March 2010 (UTC)
 * Heh heh. I long suspected you to be a Beano character and the evidence is certainly mounting. All I need now is proof of you eating a pile of mash potato with sausages sticking out of it for my theory to be beyond doubt. -- 11:48, 27 March 2010 (UTC)
 * Sir, I will GET you that picture!! 11:50, 27 March 2010 (UTC)
 * Woot. I've always wanted to try that, so I might buy some spuds and sausages next week. Getting the structure right will be a problem, but I reckon I can build with mash. -- 12:24, 27 March 2010 (UTC)

how do i edit wikia wiki ?
goonies told me you would help me out :-) Waronstupidity (talk) 04:40, 27 March 2010 (UTC)
 * Might! I said he might be able to help you edit a Wikia-style wiki, having been on Liberapedia. 04:45, 27 March 2010 (UTC)
 * Indeed, the smelly, antisocial punk is correct, I started out my wiki-editing days Liberapedia about a year and a half ago. Wikia wikis aren't all that different to editing MediaWiki wikis like RationalWiki, Conservapedia, Wikipedia, aStorehouse of Knowledge, etc. You edit it in the same way as you would to any of these wikis, (clicking edit, typing then "save page") and HTML also works in them, so you can do bitchin' signatures like other uses here. The only thing really different from MediaWiki is the style which Wikia is laid out; Wikia wikis like Liberapedia cost nothing for the domain name holder to run, so Wikia have to make their money through advertising, which means they have tons of unaesthetic adverts up and down the page. This sometimes affects the way a page is loaded, with the format itself being disjointed, and massive gaps between paragraphs, and such. However, if you're looking at Liberapedia I'd suggest joining it; it's a good place to work on articles, and you can basically write whatever the hell you want there. 11:45, 27 March 2010 (UTC)

N00b award
Gloat all you want, we'll see who wins next year... 18:08, 27 March 2010 (UTC)
 * Bring it onnnnnn, muthafucka... 18:11, 27 March 2010 (UTC)

Up the punx!
Here's some more punk home grown right here in Minneapolis! Cheers! 07:01, 28 March 2010 (UTC)
 * Good song. It has quite a pop-rock sound to it. 13:49, 28 March 2010 (UTC)

revert
Haha, I understand, he's only damaging himself by having an insult on his page though. What a n00b. Tweety (talk) 22:48, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
 * talking behind my back ? i changed the insult so stop crying :-) (i was pissed yesterday and forgot to erase the insult) Waronstupidity (talk) 22:49, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Firstly, I wasn't talking behind your back, I was about to drop you a line. Secondly, I wasn't crying, as your stupidity was an ample source of luljuice. Tweety (talk) 22:54, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
 * why the free insult? the problem i had was with human so mind your own business.Waronstupidity (talk) 22:55, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Too long spent in the pub
The beer festival was pretty good, but led to around 10 hours in the pub. Damn tempting to never drink or smoke again. Maybe it's time to sign-up for that monastery. -- 22:02, 4 April 2010 (UTC)
 * I'm fast approaching the post-teen years where I'm beginning to think I should knock off the smoking, not that I do it frequently. I tend to give up for about a week or two then buy a pack when I'm bored/frustrated, both of which occur far to frequently for a student. I was at the pub this afternoon for a couple of pints with my family. My granddad - 81 year old Irishman - can still drink me and me brothers under the table.
 * Also, I like the hat and the painted nails. I've only ever done mine black on occasion. Accessory-wise, I recently invested in a pair of mirrored Aviator sunglasses, and they work a charm for checking out the ladies without me looking like a total perv. Now I'm waiting for my new round, Lennon-style ones to arrive.  00:11, 5 April 2010 (UTC)
 * You mean National Health "I'm a millionaire but I'm too cheap to buy my own glasses" glasses? 04:45, 5 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Cheers. I switched to purple because I didn't want to get mistaken for a goth, but then I got accused of being Freddy Mercury. Yup, the elderly Irish have a scary capacity for boozing. I can put a few away, but when my dad comes to visit I end up with 2-3 day hangovers trying to keep up with him. Good call on the sunglasses. I wore the hat because it was unusually sunny here (which in Ireland means that it was an unusual day in which there was no rain), and I can't wear sunglasses unless I get another set of contacts. -- 09:21, 5 April 2010 (UTC)
 * God, I miss Ireland. I haven't been for 2 years now. If I scrape enough money together in the next year or so I'll probably go back and visit Dublin. There's a guy in my faculty at University who actually goes round dressed with a cowboy hat and the leather jacket with the strips coming off it. More than likely he owns a pair of the sweet-as boots too.
 * @Human- Yes, but unfortunately I'm no a millionaire. 12:17, 5 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Give me a shout if you're ever heading to Dublin. I'm in Cork, so it's just a train ride away. That guy at your university rocks! -- 13:26, 5 April 2010 (UTC)
 * God only knows when I'll next be there, but I'll drop you a line, assuming RationalWiki's still around. 14:15, 5 April 2010 (UTC)

RTFM, n00b
Capturebot2 will only work on pages listed under its watch option, but I'd prefer if we kept those to a minimum for performance reasons. -- Nx  / talk 20:03, 8 April 2010 (UTC)
 * I though adding anywhere worked. Will adding Operation Flying Hamburger affect performance that badly?  20:30, 8 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Meh, not really, I just don't want everyone and their dog adding their stuff there which they'll then forget about. Pages like the saloon bar (which are huge, updated often, but most of the time no capture tag is added) are a no-no - Capturebot has to download and analyze the page every time it detects a new revision, which in the case of the saloon bar (and WIGO:CP and TWIGO:CP, but there it's justified) takes a while. -- Nx  / talk 20:47, 8 April 2010 (UTC)

You have betrayed me, cretin
How dare you say that about me you son of a dog. You cretinous cretin. You whore of Babylon. You Lord of imbeciles. You nonse of nonses. You prick of pricks. You dick of dicks. You sicko of sickos.

You are worse than Barry Goldwater. 86.40.210.123 (talk) 13:44, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Snore. 13:55, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Fuck you fuckface. Why don't you go fuck yourself you fucking fucker. 86.40.210.123 (talk) 15:19, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
 * You do know I have the power to destroy this website upon a whim? 86.40.210.123 (talk) 15:26, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
 * What I do with my personal/private time is my business, and mine alone. But thank you for the suggestion. I'll take it into account.
 * "Destroy this website upon a whim?" I don't think so. People just don't know how to deal with you, due to our pathetic "don't block anyone ever" rule. 15:38, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Nonsense, you vainglorious imitator of the Third Reich. People block me because they fear my awesome power. 86.40.210.123 (talk) 16:58, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
 * I'm bored of you now. I'm going to watch the game. Get the fuck off my talkpage. 16:59, 10 April 2010 (UTC)

I think you're great
You are one of my favourite RWians. 15:59, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Cheers. Never had fanmail before. Have you been hitting the bottle? 16:15, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
 * As it happens, I have hit a bottle of Talisker particularly hard, although that has nothing to do with my comment. In a moment of epiphany I thought that I often leave negative comments on t'internet, and I should thus forth change my ways.   16:43, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
 * To each his own. Thanks for your kind comments. I suppose you're OK too... ;) 16:53, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Why don't you suck his cock while your at it? 86.40.210.123 (talk) 17:01, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
 * I think one of your many lovers should do it instead MC, you seem to be the Queen of Oral Sex around here. 17:58, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Sorry Josh, I may think you're great but I will have to refrain from sucking your cock. I assume no-one has ever told Marcus that he's great (because he's not)   22:56, 11 April 2010 (UTC)

Re:Your comments on the Guardian
"The University College of London is prominent, Andy, because it was the first university to be founded in London. It is also the sixth best uni in the UK according to the Guardian League Tables, although that's obviously leftist propaganda I suppose..."

Who would have thought a liberal newspaper's league table could be biased towards liberal universities??? You're not fooling anyone here, SuperJosh.--Asharkly 08:02, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
 * You're right of course, Mr Sharkly. I guess I'll just have to open my mind from now on and accept a new conservative in shite sight that atheist universities are terrible. 11:31, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Yeah, but did they ever build a hospital? 12:49, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

Moar profanisaurus
driving range n. The perineum. Where you hit your balls when practicing with your wood. 15:34, 14 April 2010 (UTC)

hey
u play bully also? best game in the world next to liberty city. wish we could have a game like that about wikis and attack assfly and bimbo wales. Jimmy Hopkins (talk) 00:52, 17 April 2010 (UTC)
 * I too like to play bully. Hate GTA though. 15:20, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

By the way...
... If anyone is SUPER it's me. SUPPERRRR. teh superghey. rational ghey (talk) 20:16, 18 April 2010 (UTC)
 * I'm afraid you're mistaken. I've been the Super One around here for over a year. I do have a less than average alter-ego however. 20:19, 18 April 2010 (UTC)

FUX is still in the lead
We are going to be filming our June 6th show with some pretty good (all things considered) video and audio equipment, and I'll send you the footage as soon as the video editing is complete. 18:30, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Cool man. How'd the show go yesterday? 18:38, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

Skype
You left way too early. Ace logged on and joined us after you left. 09:10, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Don't forget Turpis and ToP. Acei9 09:56, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
 * True, but Josh has been bitching at you for not signing into Skype for ages. 10:20, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Dammit. I would've stayed longer but it was getting to 1AM here and there was one occasion when I was talking to Nutty at 2AM and my housemate sent me a text telling me to shutup. He works hard so I didn't wanna piss him off. Next time though... 11:01, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

If only I was...
...a Goth. Hysterical. -- PsyGremlin  13:03, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
 * That is pretty good. Mix it up with a bit of emo. 14:38, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

Exam and booze
Congratulations on both. --Ask me about our teabag 17:52, 28 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Thank you kindly. Hopefully a retake won't be necessary. 17:56, 28 April 2010 (UTC)

Macs vs. PCs
I know you are a Mac person, and I am a PC kinda guy, so I thought you might appreciate this bit of humor. 23:46, 3 May 2010 (UTC)
 * "This video contains content from Current TV LLC, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds." I'm sure it was good though. A lot of my friends use Mac's, and just as many others use PC's, leading to humorous nerd wars. 12:10, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
 * Hmmm..... Well, maybe this South Park-style one will work across the ocean. 06:00, 26 May 2010 (UTC)

rant
I enjoyed reading it on Talk:What is going on at CP. Thanks for being supportive of the gay community. While a lot of may have a negative rep due to the crazies, it is often harder than most heteros realize in real life. Cheers, rational ghey (send a message) 00:46, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
 * I was fortunate enough to be brought up in an open community, where one isn't persecuted for something one doesn't have control over. The thought of doing otherwise is foreign to me. 00:48, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
 * Likewise, although I was raised in a small republican town. Thankfully it was at least still in upstate ny, not alabama. rational ghey (send a message) 00:51, 14 May 2010 (UTC)

"I've always wanted to see if other RationalWikians are as much alcoholics as they say they are."
Not me right now, man. I've gone stone cold sober for the next couple of weeks. Sorry if that disappoints you. 05:45, 26 May 2010 (UTC)
 * Whats all this about? Acei9 05:50, 26 May 2010 (UTC)
 * It's a quote from SuperJosh in the saloon bar. 05:56, 26 May 2010 (UTC)
 * This sounds like something I need to know about (sips third large tumbler of 15 year old Glenfiddich).  DogP Marmite Patrol 05:53, 26 May 2010 (UTC)
 * Think I need to revisit this over another a beer. Acei9 06:27, 26 May 2010 (UTC)

A couple of weeks, Goons? Wow. Here I am about to go into my third and final day of a self imposed dry spell. I'm quite looking forward to tomorrows beers. DickTurpis (talk) 06:37, 26 May 2010 (UTC)
 * Yup, a week or two. That way my tolerance goes down a little and, hence, drinking gets a little cheaper. 06:39, 26 May 2010 (UTC)
 * Tolerance may gone down a little however it doesn't take take long for desire to overtake you. Acei9 06:44, 26 May 2010 (UTC)
 * I know, I know. Some of this is also to prove to my lady that I'm not an alcoholic, just a drinker. 06:46, 26 May 2010 (UTC)
 * I think one of the big differences is that a drinker has no problem passing days, weeks, whatever, without even thinking about a drink, no problem, if they find or chose themselves to be away from booze.  Alcoholics can't do that.   DogP Marmite Patrol 06:50, 26 May 2010 (UTC)
 * Exactly why I can myself a drinker, not an alcoholic. 06:51, 26 May 2010 (UTC)
 * Thats complete rubbish. Alcoholism is not defined by amount, its defined by the behaviour. Acei9 07:07, 26 May 2010 (UTC)
 * You guys are all missing the key. Cherchez la femme:  Goonie has a girlfriend, Goonie has a girlfriend. so what's so bad if she cleans the fucking punk up for a few days, so he gets higher on the booze?  Also, also, also, there is the lady friend factor.  Not a bad thing.  07:28, 26 May 2010 (UTC)
 * Sort of, Ace. It's defined by dependency. One who can stop drinking with no side effects, or who can stop at a single drink, is not an alcoholic. That's why I'm not too worried about becoming one, as neither has ever been a problem for me. DickTurpis (talk) 07:37, 26 May 2010 (UTC)
 * Clarify - one could stop drinking for 4 weeks and say "see I am not an alcoholic" but as soon as they start again they go straight back to how they were when they left off instead of slowly upping it over time. A person who drinks two drinks a day can be an alcoholic as much as someone who drinks 20. Acei9 07:49, 26 May 2010 (UTC)
 * Please explain all to me. I thought it was defined by "causes problems in life of subject as defined by them"?  07:52, 26 May 2010 (UTC)
 * So is someone who drinks 2 drinks a day, but can quit and have no drinks for a time, possibly an alcoholic? I think there'd have to be come symptoms. If one can easily control their drinking they're not an alcoholic. My uncle is one. He quits regularly, but it's difficult, and he goes through withdrawal. When he's off the wagon, he isn't having 2 drinks, he's having a lot. It's an addiction. (Why the fuck am I still awake at 4:15 AM?) DickTurpis (talk) 08:13, 26 May 2010 (UTC)
 * Yes, what the fuck are you still awake? I think you might have a little "problem"?!  08:18, 26 May 2010 (UTC)
 * Withdrawal symptoms do not need be psychical. Can also be "I can't go to the party without having a 6 pack" or the like. Also, someone who drinks a bottle of wine a night can quit with no withdrawal but when they start again then don't have a glass, then two, then three etc. They go straight back to a bottle again. Acei9 08:19, 26 May 2010 (UTC)
 * I've just started caning my Special Lager Awesome stuff. Best I've ever made :) 08:25, 26 May 2010 (UTC)
 * Send it to me, fuck face...errr, I mean, Crundy. Acei9 08:29, 26 May 2010 (UTC)
 * I go to sleep for a measly twelve hours and you all turn my talkpage into the freakin' Saloon bar. I'm back at home now from my first year at university, and my drinking levels have gone right down. My friend who studies paramedics defines alcoholism as someone who can't go 24 hours without a drink without suffering withdrawal. I haven't had a beer since a family BBQ on Sunday and it's now Wednesday. I'm doing OK, but yesterday evening I was watching å DVD and thinking "a beer'd be really nice now..." This combined with me trying to properly kick cigarettes for about the 10th time is making me pissy. 11:45, 26 May 2010 (UTC)
 * I did wonder what you'd think when you woke up and checked your email. So wait, you're not allowed beer at home? Why didn't you have beer with said DVD? 12:25, 26 May 2010 (UTC)
 * I'm allowed beer at home, my family all drink as much as I do as do I. But in the last couple of weeks I was drinking and smoking a lot, so I've decided not to drink until Friday, when I'm going out again, and trying not to buy another pack of smokes again for a long time. 12:37, 26 May 2010 (UTC)

Thank you
Thank you for doing that. Being able to edit every 30 minutes is no way to go about helping out a site. MarcusC (talk) 19:50, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
 * You're very welcome. See apology on your talkpage. 19:51, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

Sorry to bother you again
How does a guy make a reference go from being right next to where I need it to the footnotes of the article? MarcusC (talk) 19:59, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
 * No problem, that's the whole point of talkpages. Use where "x" is the reference, and it will appear as a number when you preview/save the page. Clicking the number will take you to the bottom of the page where it's in the ==Footnotes== section, with being the coding that transports the reference there. 20:12, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
 * Thank you. Some other guy showed me this just seconds before you did, but I am thankful either way. MarcusC (talk) 20:13, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

How's your WoWing going?
It's a terrible habit. Are you still hooked? Nutty Roux /Señor Admin/¡Con más machismo! 18:16, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
 * My subscription's run out for WoW and I didn't bother renewing it as it's summer. But, I was playing it a fair bit before it ran out. Druid healer now. 18:19, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

Skype
Chatting? 20:17, 10 June 2010 (UTC)
 * Five minutes. Gotta poop. 20:19, 10 June 2010 (UTC)

Archiving
Goddamnit! 20:56, 17 June 2010 (UTC)
 * P.S. Skype? 21:15, 17 June 2010 (UTC)
 * Sorry dude, I was busy this evening. If you'd text me earlier I probably woulda come on for a bit... 23:41, 17 June 2010 (UTC)

Block warning
I am sick of you white washing the "England" article, in a vain attempt to hide your countrys foul and seditious nature. I am on to you..... Acei9 11:02, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
 * That's it pal, your anti-English racism is going in the article! 11:20, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

Take 'em all
Throw 'em up against the wall and shoot 'em! 22:02, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

Capello
I see the useless bugger was crafty enough to secure his contract until 2012 before the world cup. -- PsyGremlin  11:34, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
 * If the FA want to sack him from coaching England before then, they have to pay him off to waive the contract. Being the highest paid national team manager in the world and failing to get England past the Last 16 is unforgivable. 11:55, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

Feuer Frei!
Whomever made this video was a genius to use Legos! 02:28, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Wow. 03:38, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Germans scare me. 09:38, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

Brick
Thought of you  14:50, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Haha! It's nice to know I'm not the only Josh having problems. 10:22, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

Germany
after watching the Argentina match yesterday, I don't think you Poms should feel too bad. At least you scored (twice!) against them. -- PsyGremlin  11:52, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
 * I recorded the match, as I was at work when it took place, though my English-German colleague kept me updated. I'm gonna watch it tomorrow, at which point my feedback should be more substantive... 21:24, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
 * OK, I've watched it tomorrow, which is now of course today, so my feedback should be more substantive. A-hem... Germany = good throughout, great attacking, wonderful mobility, Argentina = dreadful for the first twenty minutes, mediocre defence throughout, few decent shots on goal mostly by Tevez and Messi, disappointing compared to the rest of their tournament. 17:49, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

More fun with Lego
ta-da! For your viewing pleasure, sah! -- PsyGremlin  12:23, 6 July 2010 (UTC)
 * "1500 hours of moving legobricks and take photos of them." That's pretty amazing. Thanks. 16:21, 6 July 2010 (UTC)
 * The Lego harpsichord impressed me with its... obsessiveness. 12:18, 7 July 2010 (UTC)

QI Klaxon
The World series in baseball isn't named after the world. It was sponsored by a newspaper called...The World. Totnesmartin (talk) 11:56, 7 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Er... isn't that the urban myth? Jack Hughes (talk) 12:00, 7 July 2010 (UTC)
 * pwned. 12:16, 7 July 2010 (UTC)
 * I don't know what's going on. I vaguely remember writing something the other day about baseball, but that's as far as that goes. 18:10, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

You like laughing and poo, bums, blow-offs and other bodily functions?
I have a bad case of of diarrhea (safe for work). Japan is odd. ConcernedResident omg ponies!!! 19:06, 17 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Intriguing. I'll never watch Japanese porn again. 19:40, 18 July 2010 (UTC)
 * I've become oddly addicted to watching those language videos. I'm hoping to speak pretty good English within a week or two, and I reckon I'll be batshit crazy to boot! ConcernedResident  omg ponies!!! 21:47, 18 July 2010 (UTC)

'ello, friend!
This one's for you. Cheers, man! 22:29, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Definitely some interesting lyrics there. Still reckon you're gonna be in London later this year? 09:47, 20 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Unfortunately, it looks like that will be delayed. Not sure by how long, but let's just say the project GE wanted me to go out there for is 9 months (!!!!!) behind schedule as my writing this, and isn't getting any more back on track (if anything, they are getting further behind every time our PIC manager talks to them). Therefore, they will not be ready for my help come November, as was planned. Still, they will need the help of a good engineering team from my company once they get that far, so it isn't as if I won't be going at all. Just a matter of when. 21:26, 20 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Cool, well let me know when you're here. We can go drinking in Camden. You'll love it there, loadsa people dressed up like punks and other freaks. 21:33, 20 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Will do. It'll happen eventually, just not sure exactly when. 21:35, 20 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Hey let me know too and I'll try and meet up for a pint. 22:42, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Camden eh? Some guy tried to sell me some drugs there once. It was actually pot purri. AceX-102 22:46, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Did you smoke it or use it to fill a pretty bowl with? 22:48, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Neither, I brought some coke instead. AceX-102 22:49, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Coca-cola or pepsi? Or did you buy shit knock-off tesco value shit? 22:51, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Pfffft, tesco was too pricey for me. I went to Morrisons. AceX-102 22:57, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
 * I'll let you know Crundy. Ace, you're more than welcome to join and buy us all cocaine if you want, but I can appreciate it'd be difficult with you living on the other side of the world.
 * I was in Camden a couple of weeks ago and noticed a large sign which said "Saloon Bar." I took a picture on my phone, but am unable to upload it to my laptop, on account of my phone being an ancient piece of shit. I need a new phone. Anyway, we could go drinking there and laugh at how we're drinking real life in a place called the Saloon Bar, instead of on the internet in a place called Saloon Bar. 10:27, 24 July 2010 (UTC)
 * MMS or email it to me and I'll post it. This is very very important bznss. ÑR/Señor Admin/¡hablen ustedes! 00:07, 4 August 2010 (UTC)
 * Next time I'm there I'll take a decent photo with my digital camera, then I can upload it. Nutty Poo is right, this is very important business. 10:09, 4 August 2010 (UTC)

Help
Help me super josh Im hurting people! You must rip me apart and burn the pieces! Im soooooooooooo baaaaaaad. Ex-Troll CheerleaderI'm a teenage girl; get ALLstate to protect yourself from Mayhem like me 23:47, 3 August 2010 (UTC)
 * Time for a spanking. Josh you may do the honours if you wish, I am tied up with smacking Gerard around. AceX-102 23:51, 3 August 2010 (UTC)
 * What can I say? You've got good tequila. That is, any. ¡MUY MACHO! ¡OLE! - David Gerard (talk) 00:05, 4 August 2010 (UTC)
 * I may not agree with Gerard all the time, but I do believe Gerard tiene mucho machismo. ÑR/Señor Admin/¡hablen ustedes! 00:06, 4 August 2010 (UTC)
 * That's because I'm a big gayer and spend my time getting whipped and sodomised. I need to add tequila to the mix - David Gerard (talk) 00:09, 4 August 2010 (UTC)
 * I may not know as much about buggery, booze and Spain as you guys, but I'm a mean motherfucker with car batteries. 10:08, 4 August 2010 (UTC)

Email
Want to know who Im known as at Wikipedia? Ex-Troll CheerleaderI'm a teenage girl; get ALLstate to protect yourself from Mayhem like me 00:37, 4 August 2010 (UTC)
 * No. 10:06, 4 August 2010 (UTC)

Star Fucking Hipsters
Guess who's subbing on bass for the opening band (Born for the Gallows) when they come to Minneapolis? Give you one guess. 04:21, 12 August 2010 (UTC)
 * The bass player for the Rats Kingfuc Ritshres? 17:51, 12 August 2010 (UTC)

Nope. Me! That's right, me! I'm fucking psyched! 21:38, 12 August 2010 (UTC)
 * Congratulations mate, very impressive. Even more so than when I play guitar along to Anarchy in the UK and pretend I'm Steve Jones. When's the big day? 17:08, 13 August 2010 (UTC)
 * Thanks. The big day is September 20. I'm still fucking psyched. 22:37, 16 August 2010 (UTC)

vandalism
did you actually see it? Occasionaluse (talk) 19:44, 20 August 2010 (UTC)
 * Of course not. I'm a n00b, and I overreact to things which never happened by taking immediate over-the-top action. 10:07, 21 August 2010 (UTC)

Pubic dandruff
Serious medical problem, and you take a great risk in making light of it. CR. 86.41.185.113 (talk) 19:15, 25 August 2010 (UTC)
 * Sorry. I just wanted everyone to know how much I know about Crundy's meat and two veg. 19:28, 25 August 2010 (UTC)
 * My ears are burning. What did I miss? 20:15, 25 August 2010 (UTC)

Life lessons
Hysterical! Long time no see, by the way. 16:55, 29 August 2010 (UTC)
 * Do you give life advice too? Because somebody said on Facebook, that I might be lacking ma-CHEESE-mo. Am I allowed to kill him, his children and his children's children? And his Spaniel? -- PsyGremlin  17:05, 29 August 2010 (UTC)
 * Ta, Tet. Had a good summer? And G, as long as you don't punch the dog in the face, yes. 17:10, 29 August 2010 (UTC)
 * Yeah, it was pretty good. I am at uni now, which is awesome. How're you? 17:31, 29 August 2010 (UTC)
 * So, you've finally joined the rank of student. Make the most of your first year, it'll go by ridiculously quickly. I'm waiting to go back to uni after a relatively good summer. You're a Yankee though aren't ya? But you refer to it as "uni." I thought it was mostly college over there. 20:46, 29 August 2010 (UTC)
 * I am a yank and we do call it "college," but I know on your side of the pond you call it "uni." I've only been here two weeks but it feels like two months (in a good way). Yeah I'll definitely try to make the most of it, probably by not punching a dog in the face. Oh, and eating. Lots of that. 20:50, 29 August 2010 (UTC)
 * In Britain we can drink at 18, so all our money goes on booze instead of food. Last year I was eating up to four or maybe five meals a week. The rest of the time I survived on peanut butter and crackers. In England (and Wales) we have to pay for our education, whereas if you live in Scotland you can go to any uni in Britain and the government will pay for it, a fact that my Scottish housemate loves reminding the rest of us English. 20:59, 29 August 2010 (UTC)
 * In the US, the drinking age is 21, so...people drink anyway. My university doesn't even attempt to stop people from drinking, it'd be impossible - they just try to keep people from hurting themselves. I generally don't indulge because around here beer is (a) gross and (b) expensive. The food here is actually pretty good, though, so I'd say I'm living pretty well. 21:09, 29 August 2010 (UTC)

Bloody students!  21:29, 29 August 2010 (UTC)
 * I fucking hate students. Mostly they are ridiculously annoying bunch of white, left-wing, middle class wankers, or white, right-wing middle class wankers. The ones that aren't, you just end up getting into fights with. 21:33, 29 August 2010 (UTC)
 * That is actually the most perfect description I have ever heard! That pretty much covers all of them. 21:38, 29 August 2010 (UTC)
 * I don't like to over generalise, but generally speaking there are a hell of a lot of incredibly pompous, poncy knobs of students; the types who think they're a cut above overyone esle because they're studying some nonsense made-up subject like 'cultural studies' of somesuch crap. Bunch of wanks.   21:45, 29 August 2010 (UTC)
 * So far I haven't seen too many of those. Oddly enough, most of my friends are humanities majors, and most of them seem pretty nice. (I'm studying computer science.) But obviously that's generalizing from one example. 21:47, 29 August 2010 (UTC)
 * When I was at uni, I lived with a hippie, a punk rocker, a guy who thought he was a sex god, and a quazi-anarchist. 13:21, 3 September 2010 (UTC)
 * Oh My God! (see, I have consideration for Josh's feelings) You're Alexi Sayle!! When I was at varsity, I was a hippie and a sex god. Which, given that it was the Potchefstroom University for Christian Higher Education didn't go down too well. -- PsyGremlin  13:35, 3 September 2010 (UTC)
 * None of my housemates have any cool quirky things about them, apart from Tom who has big hands. 14:49, 3 September 2010 (UTC)

Long time, no talk, talk, talk.
How you doing, you crazy bastard? 02:48, 16 September 2010 (UTC)
 * Good thanks mate. Moved into my new uni house a couple weeks ago, which is internet-free until next week hence my seldom editing. How's everything with you, buddy? 11:46, 16 September 2010 (UTC)
 * I'm doing alright. Just got a work promotion, which is good. Also, I'm officially an uncle of some sort now! 03:42, 17 September 2010 (UTC)

Guess who's coming to my neighborhood next week
JELLO BIAFRA AND THE GUANTANIMO SCHOOL OF MEDICINE!!! I'm psyched as hell to see them! Don't worry, I will take picture and/or try to get autographs! 11:07, 29 September 2010 (UTC)

Sir!
Some serious banger and mash mastery. Pure class. That is all. Concernedresident omg!!! ponies!!! 03:16, 2 October 2010 (UTC)
 * It took several months of preparation and thought, I missed a friend's birthday and two funerals, but it was worth it. 15:00, 3 October 2010 (UTC)

Skypey skype!
Hah, gotcha! Sign in you remtard!! 21:54, 5 October 2010 (UTC)
 * Sorry I missed ya man, I was busy wrestling with the problems of the universe. 09:55, 6 October 2010 (UTC)

Whoops
Sorry, I was playing Plants vs Zombies with my laptop on, signed into Skype, and with the screensaver on (and sound off as always) next to me, so I didn't get yr message until when I started shutting off the SexBox. Apologies. 22:29, 7 October 2010 (UTC)
 * Your loss, buddy. Now you're gonna have to wait another three months before I even consider coming back online to impart my wisdom and knowledge on the deep mysteries that make the world go round. 10:33, 8 October 2010 (UTC)

JELLO BIAFRA!!!!
Was a fuckin' sweet ass show! Oh man, it's been forever since I had that much fun at a show. Unfortunately, I didn't get any photos, as I couldn't find my camera. The guy is a frickin' riot though. 01:47, 8 October 2010 (UTC)
 * Lucky git. Did ya get to meet him or anything? I still think my autograph-tattoo idea was good. 10:34, 8 October 2010 (UTC)
 * He's not coming out my way on this tour. Would have loved it.   13:21, 8 October 2010 (UTC)
 * Got to talk to him for, like, two minutes and pound his fist. And those were the best couple minutes of my life. I used them to make a Michele Bachmann joke. 14:03, 8 October 2010 (UTC)
 * Sweet as. I saw John Lydon play with PiL last December at Brixton, but there were two thousand or so people in there, so any hopes of me trying to talk to him afterwards were impossible. 17:21, 8 October 2010 (UTC)

Hello....so called "Josh"
eh? i9 23:13, 13 October 2010 (UTC)
 * We all know his really name: . 23:17, 13 October 2010 (UTC)
 * The most successful troll in the history of RationalWiki, eh? [[file:Nuttysexpistols.png|60px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[file:Nuttytalk.png|35px|link=User_talk:Nutty_Roux|never mind]] 23:36, 13 October 2010 (UTC)
 * Indeed he is, eh? 23:49, 13 October 2010 (UTC)
 * Shut up everyone. Ohhh Christ, I am so fucking tired today and am bored with this day to day life thing. Stupid symptoms. i9 23:51, 13 October 2010 (UTC)
 * Sorry. I thought we were talking like stereotypical Canadians, so I joined in. 23:54, 13 October 2010 (UTC)
 * eh? i9 00:01, 14 October 2010 (UTC)
 * I'll be your rehab. Let's learn more about fundies together so we can deride them more effectively. [[file:Nuttysexpistols.png|60px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[file:Nuttytalk.png|35px|link=User_talk:Nutty_Roux|never mind]] 00:02, 14 October 2010 (UTC)
 * Have you tried homeopathetic rehab? Just add water... 00:04, 14 October 2010 (UTC)
 * I have drunk 2 liters of homeopathic remedy today. In NZ it comes straight from the tap. i9 00:07, 14 October 2010 (UTC)
 * Wow. My homeopathic remedy usually comes in a liter bottle. From the Scottish highlands. 00:09, 14 October 2010 (UTC)
 * Eh? 09:40, 14 October 2010 (UTC)
 * And it's SuperJosh. 09:48, 14 October 2010 (UTC)
 * Why so super? You have always avoiding answering this. i9 20:27, 14 October 2010 (UTC)
 * The same reason's Superman is so Super. Without his Superness, he'd be a mere "man." 23:06, 14 October 2010 (UTC)
 * Your views are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. i9 23:12, 14 October 2010 (UTC)
 * Details shall be divulged in the next Skype meeting that I'm at. If that ever happens. 09:33, 15 October 2010 (UTC)
 * I'm on, please divulge the diluvian vulgate to my galvanized devotional vanguard. 09:37, 15 October 2010 (UTC)

F1rst p05t!
Is this the kind of shit cool geeks do? 00:08, 1 November 2010 (UTC)
 * I sure as hell do, so yeah. 09:31, 1 November 2010 (UTC)

You're not leaving, I hope
You are one of my coolest friends here. 06:53, 1 November 2010 (UTC)
 * Nah, just doing some spring cleaning. In November. 09:31, 1 November 2010 (UTC)
 * Whew! That's good. I was worried for a second there. 09:56, 1 November 2010 (UTC)
 * No need to be worried old sport. I'm still here. Although coursework is starting to catch up with me, so I should probably get cracking on it... 10:16, 1 November 2010 (UTC)
 * Nah, I understand. Just like my life's gotten really busy with my work promotion and now looking for a place to live after this month and all, so I hear ya on the busy factor. 10:18, 1 November 2010 (UTC)
 * Gz on the work promo, that's great news. 10:26, 1 November 2010 (UTC)

The Dead Kennedys predicted the future!!!
30 years ago, they predicted Jerry Brown would take over, and he did! 14:49, 4 November 2010 (UTC)

Booze
How are your efforts to curb the boozing going? On a scale of teetotal to Ace where are you? 15:42, 5 November 2010 (UTC)
 * Financial circumstances have aided in the curbing of alcoholic consumption over the past few weeks, as I have no income and my student loan still hasn't come through. Having said that, it's Friday night, I'm a student, and I have a six pack with my name on it before I go out tonight. How's everything with you? 17:47, 5 November 2010 (UTC)
 * That's just sad. I can't imagine being your age and having to quit boozing. Have Crundy teach you how to make your own "wine" from Tesco grape juice and bread yeast. [[file:Nuttysexpistols.png|60px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[file:Nuttytalk.png|35px|link=User_talk:Nutty_Roux|never mind]] 18:18, 5 November 2010 (UTC)
 * I've not quit, just slowed down a bit over the last couple months mostly due to money/lack thereof. 18:57, 5 November 2010 (UTC)
 * 8:47am and I am cracking one of these. Aceword up 19:48, 5 November 2010 (UTC)
 * We're 13 hours behind you, so I'm allowed to drink what is "probably the best larger in the world." 19:59, 5 November 2010 (UTC)
 * I'm fine. Also drinking too much. I'm like a warning of you from the future. "Slow down, or turn into a sad fat useless pisshead like meeeeeee". 20:36, 5 November 2010 (UTC)
 * I hope you are not suggesting that you are sad and useless dear Crundy. I have many uses for a man of your stature, come over to my house and we'll discuss this further. Aceword up 20:38, 5 November 2010 (UTC)
 * It's 3:45 in the afternoon on Friday. I'm wearing sunglasses inside and half more than half a pack of cigarettes. Can I start drinking yet? [[file:Nuttysexpistols.png|60px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[file:Nuttytalk.png|35px|link=User_talk:Nutty_Roux|never mind]] 20:41, 5 November 2010 (UTC)
 * Carlsberg is gross. Every time I take a sip, I'm transported back to Copenhagen, walking around in the rain and hoping enough would get in to water down that awful taste. Occasionaluse (talk) 20:43, 5 November 2010 (UTC)
 * Fuck it. Oh I'll be on Skype when I get back from the grocery store with booze. Make sure to download the newest version that lets more than 3 people video chat. [[file:Nuttysexpistols.png|60px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[file:Nuttytalk.png|35px|link=User_talk:Nutty_Roux|never mind]] 20:44, 5 November 2010 (UTC)
 * Skype now fucker. Aceword up 20:59, 5 November 2010 (UTC)
 * Where are the rest of you fuckers? [[file:Nuttysexpistols.png|60px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[file:Nuttytalk.png|35px|link=User_talk:Nutty_Roux|never mind]] 21:01, 5 November 2010 (UTC)
 * I'm still not sure about what this skype thing is. You're saying we can all sit around and watch each other get drunk? Occasionaluse (talk) 21:06, 5 November 2010 (UTC)
 * Yeah that's about the size of it. You're welcome to join. PM for instructions. [[file:Nuttysexpistols.png|60px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[file:Nuttytalk.png|35px|link=User_talk:Nutty_Roux|never mind]] 21:32, 5 November 2010 (UTC)
 * Fuckfuckfuck. I can't Skype in the evenings anymore. Where were you guys on Skype when I was living by myself for a month! Can you yankies & kiwis make 08:00 GMT on weekdays? 21:37, 5 November 2010 (UTC)
 * You lying swine. I see you. Aceword up 21:39, 5 November 2010 (UTC)
 * It always seems to happen on my talkpage that one of you leaves a message, I reply, then go out and get drunk, sign on the next morning hungover and find that I've got an inbox full of fucking RW notifications that my talkpage has been changed. I feel so loved.
 * I'm on Skype now, only fourteen hours late. Why are you wankers never on when I'm there? Have you all blocked me because of my sexy sex eyes? I'm pretty hungover, so I won't be much fun anyway. 11:43, 6 November 2010 (UTC)

Oi! Oi! Oi!
For you, my man! 00:15, 18 November 2010 (UTC)

Nom nom
Saw this on FML today and thought you'd like it. Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML 13:12, 18 November 2010 (UTC)

Adequately summarising my pro-SuperJosh rhetoric in song format
Aceword up 20:22, 8 December 2010 (UTC)

Beer is good! Beer is good! Beer is good!
And stuff!

16:45, 13 December 2010 (UTC)

Timestamps
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 7thchamber 18:56, 17 December 2010 (UTC)
 * See? You've used a timestamp and we're all happy.  20:17, 17 December 2010 (UTC)
 * Skype now fuckface. 7thchamber 20:21, 17 December 2010 (UTC)
 * Sorry I was out, unless you're still on now. I've just smashed the glass on our oven door by kicking it and my housemate is having a fucking pussy fit about it, ignoring me and the like. The thing still works, it's just the glass that's missing. Not even the main oven, it's the grill which you don't even need to close to use. Fuck it, it's 12.30am and it'll cost me about £30 to repair. I don't give a fuck. 00:29, 18 December 2010 (UTC)

fucking gibberish
word. Ace McfuckingAwesome 11:56, 18 December 2010 (UTC)
 * I respond via my LessThanAverage alterego. I blocked myself last night, as well as you and the rest of the cabal. 12:00, 18 December 2010 (UTC)
 * The Jaguar is less than impressed.....Ace McfuckingAwesome 12:12, 18 December 2010 (UTC)

Thank'ee for the welcome
Thank'ee for the welcome! Why Count Sevens? (talk) 20:14, 23 December 2010 (UTC)