Fun:Conservapedia, The Musical/TomMoore

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Narrator: Human, reading from WIGO
 * Tom-MOORE. Working man.  Born in the middle of a writing plan.
 * Woke with a start and away he ran to the Pan-Homosexuality Exposition in Buffalo
 * In Buffalo.
 * Saw of a sudden how things were run
 * Said! Minds-a-wastin, like it's 19-01
 * Some eds have everything, but some have none
 * So grow a spine
 * But in Andy's USA, you can't work your way, to the head of the line
 * Tom-MOORE, quiet man
 * Worked out a quiet and simple plan
 * Strolled of a mornin' all spic-n-span
 * To the Pan-Homosexuality Exposition in Buffalo
 * In Buffalo
 * Saw Ken DeMyer there With. A. Gun.
 * Heard Ken DeMyer say "Stop having fun!"
 * Some men have brains, but Ken had none
 * But that's just fine
 * In Andy's USA, Ken had worked his way to the head of the line
 * Tom-MOORE, angry man
 * Said I will do what a smart man can
 * Yes, but there must be SOMEWHERE more fitting than
 * On the MainPage TalkPage
 * Far from Knowledge's Light


 * Wrapped him a metaphor round his pun
 * Said, "Nothing wrong about what I done...