Conservapedia:What is going on at CP?/August 2010

RobS: Sure, Obama got our troops out of Iraq, but all the credit belongs to Bush whose idea it was. Reality: Disputed. Ken just can't stay away and Hitler makes a triumphant return to mainpageleft! Andy: "Oh dear. Where can I hide this without offending Ken?"

Andy: New Theories can't develop without discarding the old theories. Any sarcastic rational person: Wow, I'm glad we threw out that Newtonian model of the universe before we came up with the much more accurate relativistic model. Andy continues his quantifying craze, as he makes a test to quantify vulnerability to crimethink atheism. If you or a loved one shows any of these signs, please check in with your local religious authority. He seems to have missed the most important question, "Do you have a brain and can you use it?"

Jpatt: 'Let's all laugh at the idiots who predicted the death of conservatism'...Next sentence: 'Liberalism is dying'...lesson learned How did chipmunks get to the top of the Devils Tower? They flew up there!

Conservative actually makes a good suggestion! Because if people actually arrive at CP and look at their main page, the thing they'll want the most is getting out again.  Standing 30 metres high, the imposing Lincoln Memorial is set within over 100 acres of parkland at one end of the National Mall and is visited by millions of people each year. Unfortunately, despite being literally down the road from the US Capitol, dirty liberal trickery a temporary technical error at Google has resulted in thousands of patriotic Conservatives unable to locate this landmark in order to attend a Glenn Beck rally. Having successfully quantified open-mindedness, idolatry, mental strength, order and even faith, Andy moves on to quantify pro-life-ness. "Homeschoolers are so good at Math Counts competitions that they banned homeschoolers!" Real story: Some tutoring complexes collected highly gifted students together as "homeschoolers" in order to game the system and produce "super teams", and regular homeschoolers shouldn't have to suffer being unable to compete.

Because a true patriot would continue to cover up the fact that the US tortures some people and discriminates against others Ken: "Gentlemen, my work is done here!" RobS backs away slowly, keeping his hands in plain sight. Ken: "Andy likes this picture so no one is allowed to remove it." Four minutes later. . . Andy: "Lets replace Ken's picture with one of my own." Ken: "I didn't say nothing"

God is always there to step in and clean up for us Wasn't God supposed to be happy with the world as he made it originally? Of course, it's impossible that a new species could arise by any other means than God. It's not like a new species arising due to a change in the environment is exactly what evolution by natural selection is about. Update: Andy: "Of course the Pakistan flood wasn't God's doing!" Yeah! After all, who would believe that God would send a flood and... uh... *cough* McCain defeats Hayworth. does a victory dance on the mainpage. Andy reveals a case of sour grapes.

🇰🇪 creates a new talk page that doesn't redirect to a locked article! Bonus lulz comes from the fact that the comment was never made, [read oversighted] and the commenter has been blocked for forever, 13 days ago!

<votecp poll=wigo3685 closed="yes">After JPratt just broke The Perfect 20-40-80-160 Pattern by inserting a word for the 1800's early, we wonder how will they return the 1800's to 80? Stay tuned! <votecp poll=wigo3684 closed="yes">Stop confusing poor Karajou with concepts like "reading," "fact-checking" or "accuracy" in the news. In TK's words, "what is there to be careful about?" <votecp poll=wigo3683 closed="yes">Why do liberals crave attention? Because they are incapable of doing anything meaningful! Update: Projection much? <votecp poll=wigo3682 closed="yes">No talk on Conservapedia about how the Fields Medal was not awarded to a woman, despite Andy's prediction. (No link... they're just ignoring this fail.)

<votecp poll=wigo3681 closed="yes">According to Andy, being peace-loving appears to be yet another nasty liberal trait. <votecp poll=wigo3680 closed="yes">Andy: "The liberal math elite have honored someone from Vietnam, even though he dislikes it so much he is leaving it for America (and oh yeah, the human rights record there is getting worse)" Truth: Vietnamese born professor dislikes New Jersey so much that he is leaving for a job in America <votecp poll=wigo3679 closed="yes">After a long, long day of Conservapedia getting blasted by a large amount of bot-made vandalism and having it all to be reverted, Andy is glad to say one thing...Conservapedia now has over 780,000 page edits! <votecp poll=wigo3678 closed="yes">CP: Told ya something was up about that evil liberal atheist Wikileaks founder - he's a rapist!!!! Chief prosecutor Eva Finne:"I don't think there is reason to suspect that he has committed rape." <votecp poll=wigo3677 closed="yes">EdBot finally induces some sanity into the CP Main Page. <votecp poll=wigo3676 closed="yes">Ed Poor proves the absence of censorship at Conservapedia by creating a new example.

<votecp poll=wigo3674 closed="yes">It's not "a navy boat" as those liberals at the AP claim...it's actually, well, a navy boat <votecp poll=wigo3673 closed="yes">Reporter...hip-hop artist. What's the difference? <votecp poll=wigo3672 closed="yes">As Andy "2+2=4" Schlafly plows headlong into the world of mathematics without a clue where he's going. The inevitable result: division by zero

<votecp poll=wigo3671 closed="yes">5th Aug: liberal revisionism is responsible for the credit given to crappy Brit mathematicians. 17th Aug: liberal censorship will not stop the ConservaMath Medal recognising the deserved achievements of an English mathematician. Two weeks is a long time in the heady world of cutting-edge mathematical research Update, 19th: confirmed! the meritorious picks (Americans, Brits) were indeed passed over by the liberal elites. <votecp poll=wigo3670 closed="yes">Andy: Just because I disparaged someone's body of work based solely on their country of origin, that doesn't make me a racist! <votecp poll=wigo3669 closed="yes">Will Conservapedia be ahead of the curve once again?

<votecp poll=wigo3668 closed="yes">Conservapedia's recent burst of publicity is making it lots of new friends, presumably at an exponentially doubling rate. <votecp poll=wigo3667 closed="yes">Professor: Some colleges aren't worth the price Andy: Don't forget about the liberals! <votecp poll=wigo3666 closed="yes">Who needs a Nobel Prize or a Fields Medal when you can be the proud recipient of the Conservapedia Prize ConservaMath Medal? <votecp poll=wigo3665 closed="yes"> Misogyny laid bare, as Andy says "Surely you should concede that a woman is not among the top four contenders based on merit." In fact, just read the whole damn section. There's too much to WIGO. <votecp poll=wigo3664 closed="yes">Ken stretches the definition of 'essay' to breaking point...and beyond.

<votecp poll=wigo3663 closed="yes">Conservapedia Exclusive: Why won't anyone in the Lamestream media publish our guesses? <votecp poll=wigo3662 closed="yes">Who needs enemies with friends like these? Andy: "Don't worry, folks, conservatives will cut government funding from universities!" <votecp poll=wigo3661 closed="yes">Rob, if you're really concerned about homophobia and anti-gay bigotry, you've got your work cut out for you. <votecp poll=wigo3660 closed="yes">Maybe Poor's newest stub should redirect to here. Just a thought. <votecp poll=wigo3659 closed="yes">Andy: Liberal professors are piling on this BOTP but don't worry, it's just sour grapes because conservatives working from home are going to do more than they ever could. Update: Now the liberals are going to give a fields medal to a WOMAN! <votecp poll=wigo3658 closed="yes">There is nothing impossible about people rising from the dead Update Nothing in the Bible violates the laws of physics! <votecp poll=wigo3657 closed="yes">TK: Judge who ruled that same-sex marriages can resume is a flaming gay liberal. Reality: Judge who overruled Proposition 8 was first nominated to the federal bench by Ronald Reagan, blocked by Democrats and gay rights groups, nominated again by George H.W. Bush, very nearly blocked by Democrats and gay rights groups a second time. <votecp poll=wigo3656 closed="yes">Ed sez "Safe Sex is a myth!"

<votecp poll=wigo3655 closed="yes">The list of concepts which Karajou does not understand grows to include "support". User: I don't like Dawkins or Nazis, but "saying Dawkins supports the Nazis is stupid." Der Koward: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=block&user=Karajou&page=user%3AJeremyA&year=&month=-1 Auf Wiedersehen, Nazi supporter! Raus! Raus!] <votecp poll=wigo3654 closed="yes">Andy: "There are no counterexamples to the Bible!" TK: "And there never will be!" UPDATE: Various editors find some but according to Andy, they're all trivial. To finish, even Andy is too lie-bur-al for Karajou !

<votecp poll=wigo3653 closed="yes">Andy: "We're the number one talked about story on Talking points memo!" but fails to link to it, Maybe because he is being roundly mocked both in the article and in the comments section TK: helps expose Andy's problem. <votecp poll=wigo3652 closed="yes">That can't be right. <votecp poll=wigo3651 closed="yes">Brian Cox just twitterdotted conservapedia. Look! Big Science is paying attention to us! Reddit then picked up the story. That is why there are so many server errors. UPDATE: PZ weighs in: "Andy Schlafly is a real boon to us Gnu Atheists who argue that religion rots your brain.". <votecp poll=wigo3650 closed="yes">Andy updates the main page with more hard data. Update: Andy makes it... er... less concise. Plot Twist: "Dad, we need to talk...". Update: GO TO YOUR ROOM! <votecp poll=wigo3649 closed="yes">Tbunton: Do you guys actually read your sources, or is this just page after page of non-sequitur copy and pastes? 🇰🇪: This non-sequitur copy and paste will answer your question. <votecp poll=wigo3648 closed="yes">DeanS:I'm throwing in the towel

<votecp poll=wigo3647 closed="yes">Andy doesn't understand when the middle ages were, and he's not alone <votecp poll=wigo0 closed="yes">Don't hold your breath waiting for an answer Debbie. All of "essay's" talk pages seem to get hijacked to Evolution. Update: <votecp poll=wigo3646 closed="yes">You might be an Anglophile if... <votecp poll=wigo3645 closed="yes">Teakettle adds a story about those evil Iranians Andy removes it!!! despite its being from Faux News because it's "based on unapproved, offensive content on a mere website". Wonders never cease. <votecp poll=wigo3644 closed="yes">Didn't get enough of the original transitional flying kitty? No worries. 🇰🇪 decided to drop by and add, oh, only 265 more. You won't be the only one to see it - it's also on the main page. Update: Don't worry, dial-up users, 🇰🇪 will give you guys a break by removing a plan for a future "essay". Wait, nevermind, he just made plans to make nine more.

<votecp poll=wigo3643 closed="yes">Andy: "The English are notoriously bad at mathematics" Victim: Please Sir, what about Newton?" Andy: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Essay:Best_New_Conservative_Words&diff=next&oldid=801668 "Silence peon. Newton doesn't count because he's pre-modern and pre-Britain.] Oh yes, and Babbage, Alan Turing, Bertrand Russell, Roger Penrose and Andrew Wiles "don't even come close to being great mathematicians."The Rest: See the madness for yourself. <votecp poll=wigo3642 closed="yes">Liberals are keeping people on the dole by cutting their food stamp benefits. <votecp poll=wigo3641 closed="yes">🇰🇪's gif makes the front page Update: Andy drops trow and pitches in on the task of fertilizing the visual field

<votecp poll=wigo3640 closed="yes"> Andy: Fox News multimedia filler? Incomplete information with no data cited from anywhere but a single site? Another startling expose of Liberal Claptrap! PS: Liberal Claptrap now encapsulates Investment Banking, "Corporate Work" (???), Architecture and Manual Labor. <votecp poll=wigo3639 closed="yes">A picture is worth a thousand words. Unfortunately, the 14 words of this "essay" aren't among them. UPDATE: More encyclopaedicinsight. <votecp poll=wigo3638 closed="yes">Conservapedia land: Professor gets his job back after being fired for stating his belief Reality land: Professor gets his job back after indoctrinating students with his belief

<votecp poll=wigo3636 closed="yes">Andy: "No [article locking is permanent"]. Reality: Evolution article has been officially locked "indefinitely" for over three years. Andy again: "there are several ways that any editor can contribute". Reality again: The last time the article was edited by anyone other than one editor was March 2009, 550 edits ago.

<votecp poll=wigo3635 closed="yes">RonLar: statistics, pictures, analysis! Andy: "Quantity is no substitute for quality! You didn't address the oil wells!" UPDATE TK says "Nobody likes a clever dick" <votecp poll=wigo3634 closed="yes">That pesky 81, is going to screw up the whole "PERFECT 20-40-80-160" thing. No worries, we'll just find a good all too convenient reason to delete one of the words. <votecp poll=wigo3633 closed="yes">Andy: How come no one writes papers about how relativity is a liberal conspiracy? It must be because it is being censored. <votecp poll=wigo3632 closed="yes">[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template:Mainpageright&curid=104397&diff=800300&oldid=800284 Doctor Babyshakes!!! Paging Doctor Babyshakes!!!] <votecp poll=wigo3631 closed="yes">FINALLY!! Straight from the horse's mouth. If you ain't a conservative, you must be a liberal. Yes, it's all black and white in Andy's world. <votecp poll=wigo3630 closed="yes"> Andy : "It's easy to search for "general relativity" and "conservative field" on the internet and see how little has been written about this. That is telling in itself." (It sure is. The reason so little has been written about the juxtaposition of these two terms is that they have almost nothing to do with each other, as had just been explained to you.) Nice attempt at Douche Physik. <votecp poll=wigo3629 closed="yes">The Assfly finally gets round to reading his talkpage, and upon finding it filled with 🇰🇪's pleas for attention, deletes the lot. He also oversights the more embarrassing stuff for good measure. <votecp poll=wigo3628 closed="yes">No doubt about it, Ken That's what professional debt collectors do when faced with a non-work-related problem. They run off to the nearest church to ask for funding for spamming the internet. <votecp poll=wigo3627 closed="yes">Andy: "Finding the best new conservative words is like drilling for oil."...you end up spewing shit all over the place <votecp poll=wigo3626 closed="yes">Counterexamples to the Bible? There are none!