Conservapedia:What is going on at CP?/July 2009

Is July 31st, 2009 some special kind of holiday? It should be: no editor and not a single IP was blocked on this day! When did this ever happen before? RobSmith: those hate filled liberals are invoking Godwin's Law....just like this guy

Finally, a mere 27 days after the fact, Andy proudly announces that CP has reached 100 million page views. Andy, someone being homeschooled isn't remotely relevant to their skills in throwing and catching a ball. More: It will however prevent you from getting laid despite being on the cover of Sports Illustrated and in college He is the man who drives your ambulances. He is the man who connects your calls. He is the man who hauls your trash. He is the man who runs the country. He is the man who guards you while you sleep. While much of CP is, as they like to put it, "concise", some sentences are amazing, like this: "While to some this page may seem superfluous, or that it manifests a supererogatory effort, it may be observed, by those who are engaged in Biblical apologetics, that outside of atheism's often ignorant renderings of what the Bible means, and its denial of its inspiration, pro-homosexual "apologetics" provides the most amount and degree of material which denies the evident and substantiated historical meaning of Biblical texts, both in denying what is [sic] does say against homosexual relations, and forcing homosex into passages it does not fit into." Got that? Difference #1534: Wikipedia has stubs; Conservapedia has very, very crappy short concise articles. "Time to move on", and erase all those annoying parting criticisms of CP by respected former admins. Nothing here to see folks, move along now...(User page is their castle... yeah.) : Christianity and antisexualism are "incompatible." should really try to read his Bible occasionally... Ed puts forth another one of his little stubs, complete with inane edit comment.

A user removes some of Andy's blather about faith. Andy dislikes being naysaid and banhammers him for a "sick edit."

To avoid criticism of any sort, DeanS moves in a very exclusive social circle.



Andy does the unthinkable and makes a Conservapedia administrator of an evilutionist. We can't think why.

RJJensen has a problem with big words.

TK wants links to porn again...

<votecp poll=wigo2291 closed="yes">Let's post up a news about the anti-Obama pro-Jewish settlement rally settlement in Israel while completely ignoring the clear constant mistreatment of Palestinians by the Israeli settlers.

<votecp poll=wigo2290 closed="yes">The most trusworthy encyclopedia lives up to its name by incorrectly identifying the tallest building in the United States, less than a week after its highly publicized renaming. Update: It is alleged that TK fixed it after checking this page.

<votecp poll=wigo2289 closed="yes">So TK finally gets around to deleting the garbage on his user page including that hideous comment gloating about the death of Dean's wife. But the edit comment: "404 ... typical of liberals .. drown in your own mud" WTF? By the way, TK, if you didn't incinerate things so much, it would be easier for you to make the claim (if true, which it isn't) that others are forging the things that you incinerate. <votecp poll=wigo2288 closed="yes">R.I.P. SBI: After week-long struggles, the Swedish Botanical Institute was dissolved. <votecp poll=wigo2287 closed="yes">🇰🇪: Can we get moar parrot? RobSmith: Why yes, of course! So we can prove our point over and over again! <votecp poll=wigo2286 closed="yes">Andy: "99.6 million page views!!!" Joaquin: "uh, Andy...." Andy: "no it isnt" UPDATE "More than 99.8 million! counter reads 102.6 million" <votecp poll=wigo2285 closed="yes">Your orders are to ignore. <votecp poll=wigo2284 closed="yes">TK deletes CP's longest article (and its talk page) after it's brought up in WIGOtalk as possibly being by Human. <votecp poll=wigo2283 closed="yes">Now, everyone expects a little bias but ''really Jpatt you have got to be jesting! <votecp poll=wigo2282 closed="yes" closed="yes">In a record 10 edits, the 🇰🇪/ joint news project proclaims Obama's ratings "downward trend ... to 55% 54%". Nevermind that a 54% approval rating was something the Bush administration last saw in late 2003. <votecp poll=wigo2281 closed="yes">🇰🇪 thinks immorality is relevant to Obama's economic policies <votecp poll=wigo2282closed="yes">🇰🇪 JUST found out that Conservapedia's Youtube channel got a redesign even though they are a month too late. <votecp poll=wigo2280 closed="yes">The answer to this question is "because you're insane, Andy". <votecp poll=wigo2279 closed="yes">A prime example of Godwin's law. From a surprising source - RobS.

<votecp poll=wigo2277 closed="yes">More of 's paranoia. He strikes again! John Holdren + Obama's science czar Director of Office of Science and Technology + support of abortions (which in Conservapedia world, abortions=eugenics even though it's really not) = PANIC + Update:  TK: "Why didn't I think of Obama bashing  before?" <votecp poll=wigo2276 closed="yes">The source given says Armstrong flubbed his quote and that a 2006 sound analysis saying otherwise was widely criticized. Jinx says it's ambiguous, and that in 2006 a sound analysis proved it was spoken correctly. A sysop also decides not to argue and instead blocks a couple dozen thousand IP addresses. <votecp poll=wigo2275 closed="yes">In the news: a ten-year-old study proves that young children will see the world in the way that intelligently-designed questions intend them to. <votecp poll=wigo2274 closed="yes">This just in: CP's owner spends 20 minutes this afternoon (July 20) dipping his pure, conservative mind into SIN...in the name of gobbling up trolls. Notice of a few signs of a certain website though? Also TK doesn't like to see his name in lights. MOAR Jpratt proves he has the dirtiest mind of all. <votecp poll=wigo2273 closed="yes">More of nothing. <votecp poll=wigo2272 closed="yes">At last! Someone who can compose an intelligible sentence gives some constructive advice. UPDATE: TK is pissed! UPDATE IanG thanks Hsmom for her research but, of course we cant have that! TK proves what a dishonest prick he really is by deep burning the conversation before blocking and deleting IanG. <votecp poll=wigo2271 closed="yes">TK wants that link! (Hint: we haz article that splains) <votecp poll=wigo2270 closed="yes">The beacon of salvation for the entire world is not God, but America. <votecp poll=wigo2269 closed="yes">Conservapedia, which continually shrieks about how lib-burr-rul programs that "reward failure" are to be avoided, makes a remarkable turn-around and is now complaining that the states with the least failure got the most from the bailout. <votecp poll=wigo2268 closed="yes">Conservapedia, where on one page Wikipedia is bashed for having low editorial standards and on the mainpage you learn that "Cathedrals have been for centuries the humanity expression of God's love."

<votecp poll=wigo2266 closed="yes">Andy would like to know why dinosaurs are not called by their "real name": lizards. (And no, that's not what begging the question means dammit!) <votecp poll=wigo2265 closed="yes"> confuses a valued contributor with a vandal. The user sets him straight, then burns the dialogue. <votecp poll=wigo2264 closed="yes">Jpatt: It is a lib-burr-rul myth that one cannot at once be pro-life and pro-gun. Jpatt should read the dialogue within his own church on the subject. <votecp poll=wigo2263 closed="yes">Jpatt: The phrase "transforming society" was coined in 2008. <votecp poll=wigo2262 closed="yes">This is all the lady means to Conservapedia. <votecp poll=wigo2261 closed="yes"> shows his true-blue conservative colors by using a nasty lib-burr-rul phrase, "moving the goalposts," with respect to Obama. <votecp poll=wigo2260 closed="yes">TK shows that unlike that other online encyclopedia, Conservapedia allows no gossip. <votecp poll=wigo2259 closed="yes">When even Andy showed just a little respect for the dead, RobS just had to go and bring up politics. UPDATE: Not satisfied with marking up the "news" template, Rob sprays all over the talk page with more rambling. UPDATE: Common Decency Epic Phail! <votecp poll=wigo2258 closed="yes">The world of politics according to Andy: Sonia Sotomayor favors more gun control than the NRA; therefore, any senator who votes against her confirmation will get an NRA blackball. You read that right. UPDATE: Andy notices the error in a record three-and-a-quarter hours. <votecp poll=wigo2257 closed="yes">Andy dribbles incoherent ramblings all over the mainpage. We can haz link plz? <votecp poll=wigo2256 closed="yes">Nothing. <votecp poll=wigo2255 closed="yes">Jpatt verifies that TK does have the clap <votecp poll=wigo2254 closed="yes">Jpatt, up to his usual anti-Obama self, asserts right-wing smears of the president regarding Ayers and ACORN as undeniable fact. Never mind the stupidity of associating Obama and Ayers. Never mind that Obama didn't act alone with ACORN. <votecp poll=wigo2253 closed="yes">Andy's coin-flipping continues: (Tails) "Sorry, 'Rapture' is too religious-themed to be a 'New Conservative Word'". (Heads) "Huzzah! 'Doubting Thomas' is our latest entry!" <votecp poll=wigo2252 closed="yes">Conservapedia reaches new heights of conciseness. <votecp poll=wigo2251 closed="yes">Andy shows off those reading comprehension skills by making the perfectly logical assumption that "US Teens" really means "US Teens who attend public schools." <votecp poll=wigo2250 closed="yes">"Uncle" Ed Poor really wants to make sure fellow Conservatives have no difficulty looking for porn on CP. <votecp poll=wigo2249 closed="yes">Distortion 101: Hoyer says "I don’t know many small business men or women who are making, themselves $280,000 per year". TK says: "Hoyer said he could not think of any small business owners who make enough money to qualify ($280K) for the higher taxes". Spot the difference? UPDATE: TK personally checked the quote and he was so sure it was correct, he decided to make a non edit just to leave nobody in particular a message. Thanks Terry.

<votecp poll=wigo2247 closed="yes">That Establishment Clause- and Treaty of Tripoli-denying Conservapedia founder blasts "intolerance by atheists" while promoting intolerance...for atheists. <votecp poll=wigo2246 closed="yes">Andy sucks up for William Dembski and bashes David Wolpert for getting his MA and Ph.D. from the "weak" UC Santa Barbara...but didn't note that Wolpert also has a BA in Physics from...his own alma mater, Princeton. <votecp poll=wigo2245 closed="yes">WAAH!! Wikipedia favors [real] scholars—with their liberal bias and Professor values—over us! <votecp poll=wigo2244 closed="yes">It's official: God is just hugging us closer. <votecp poll=wigo2243 closed="yes">🇰🇪 adds moar Hitler STALIN to main page. OF COURSE Stalin killed 30 million Russians because we are evolved from monkeys. <votecp poll=wigo2242 closed="yes">Don't trouble yourself on our account, but if you really want, and because we're nice, it's. <votecp poll=wigo2241 closed="yes">Wisdom about Catholic doctrine: True Catholics obey Church teachings and don't promote the anti-Christian liberal platform. <votecp poll=wigo2240 closed="yes">IdetA-blocked by TerryH for five years for being a vandal at 15:16. User page deleted by TK four minutes later. TK then welcomes her to the wiki. <votecp poll=wigo2239 closed="yes">Andy man makes local weather news a a global warming denialism breaking news while ignoring the fact that same article mentions about temperatures will slightly rise within few days in Willamette Valley. <votecp poll=wigo2238 closed="yes">Andy continues on his crank-medicine binge: Hyperbaric oxygen therapy is a magnificent cure-all for everything from skin burns to autism! Pay no attention to those people who say that it causes blindness and the bends; they're just lib-burr-ruls talking gibberish. <votecp poll=wigo2237 closed="yes">RJJensen on World War II: It's fine to call the Phoney War by its English name, but its German name is to be avoided as "slang." <votecp poll=wigo2236 closed="yes">Jpatt: It is unnecessary to mention that Norway is a gay-friendly country, because "All Euro states R gay friendly godless liberals". Should we tell Jpatt, "You forgot Poland"? <votecp poll=wigo2235 closed="yes">A user makes a single edit in mainspace; Jpatt blocks him for " reversion harassment of me site's members." <votecp poll=wigo2234 closed="yes">Sigh. This is called anecdotal evidence, Andy; your having to turn up your electric blanket in New Jersey last night doesn't mean Al Gore has to return his Nobel Prize. <votecp poll=wigo2233 closed="yes">Rob "Call me Bobby" Smith: This is obviously a hit piece, and this is a partisan stunt. But is a legitimate edit. <votecp poll=wigo2232 closed="yes">[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User%3ARobSmith Jpatt vs. RobSmith - round one. FIGHT!] UPDATE: "Sorry Bobby." <votecp poll=wigo2231 closed="yes">Andy is having a fit because the Merriam-Webster dictionary doesn't agree with his straw-man definition of "liberal." <votecp poll=wigo2230 closed="yes">Eek! There's a(nother) Red in Obama's cabinet! The Russians are coming! <votecp poll=wigo2229 closed="yes">Jpatt: In apparently related news to homophobia among Muslims in the U.K., Somalis decapitate seven Christians.

<votecp poll=wigo2227 closed="yes">While Conservapedia attempts to boast their so-called "awesomeness" in Surchur, only two of the top 20 results in Youtube portray Conservapedia in a positive light. You guessed it! Their quite inactive channel, and some Youtuber whom 🇰🇪 constantly praises. <votecp poll=wigo2226 closed="yes">Andy thinks American spelling is "more phonetic" than the British variety, probably coz it helpz him reed bettar. <votecp poll=wigo2225 closed="yes">A non-sysop makes repeated pleas to 🇰🇪 to block a vandal. Before he can act, Karajou and RJJensen jump in. 🇰🇪, obviously sore that he lost the banhammer race, burns the pleas. <votecp poll=wigo2224 closed="yes">"Independence" ... was a specular way to perfect the geometric fit!!!!!--Andy Schlafly 23:57, 9 July 2009 (EDT) <votecp poll=wigo2223 closed="yes">Pointing out a broken link in the Obama page is an "unnecessary, unhelpful comment" and a PRATT besides. TK agrees UPDATE What a lovely display of hypocrisy... <votecp poll=wigo2222 closed="yes">"We do not ban users based on their comments elsewhere." Unless, of course, that "elsewhere" happens to be RationalWiki a known vandal site. <votecp poll=wigo2221 closed="yes">More gossip hypocrisy: <votecp poll=wigo2220 closed="yes">Conservapedia, where homophobia's just fine unless it's something that Muslims do and something that lib-burr-rul gays aren't criticizing Muslims for doing. (In Jpatt's dreams, anyway.) <votecp poll=wigo2219 closed="yes">In Conservapedia land, tourist behavior is relevant to socialism. <votecp poll=wigo2218 closed="yes">Poor misunderstood TK! He asks Why do you ... in a silly contrivance, try to paint me as mean? (burned 23 minutes after this was posted), pointing out that "'Mean' as a descriptor for speaking plainly, without obfuscation, is a liberal convention." There there. I'm sure no one would ever accuse you of being mean! <votecp poll=wigo2217 closed="yes">Why yes, when you don't know what you're talking about, statistics can mean anything! <votecp poll=wigo2216 closed="yes">OK! We got your point already! You don't have to repeat this three times. Update: Ok, let's make it four times with a different source in Ohio. <votecp poll=wigo2215 closed="yes">A French translation of the creationist quote fiesta article on Evolution is coming, 🇰🇪 is proud to announce in Spanish. UPDATE: corrected. Or is it? French grammar requires the use of 'le' rather than 'la'. <votecp poll=wigo2214 closed="yes">Jpatt must be really pissed off with this guy! <votecp poll=wigo2213 closed="yes">Jpatt plunks in details that the "First Lady requires more than twenty attendants." Newsmax reports, "Laura Bush traveled to Afghanistan in March 2005. Her staff of 21 was not told of the plans." Why does Michelle Obama need these details, since this has barely any information? <votecp poll=wigo2212 closed="yes">Dance, monkey, dance! "Mountain Blue" again asks RW users to contact him with details on accounts on CP. RW user provides an IP of an "open relay." TK blocks IP range. Another poor user will be disappointed to know their server is banned from CP now. <votecp poll=wigo2211 closed="yes">The Air Force finds out that the "God and Country Festival" is more about God than Country, and declines to fly planes over it. , out of the blue, blames Obama. <votecp poll=wigo2210 closed="yes">"Don't remove factual info from a Wiki." My, my, does JamesonD have a lot to learn... <votecp poll=wigo2209 closed="yes">Jpatt: Obama isn't a "Negro;" he's "half white half black half muslim half commie."" <votecp poll=wigo2208 closed="yes">Wait, Rob, Wasn't it the same Obama approval poll you showed the last time? <votecp poll=wigo2207 closed="yes">New Conservapedia user complains that Wikipedia is biased because they deleted my pet article. Now tell us again why this user hasn't been blocked with a "Please recreate your account using your real first name and last initial"? <votecp poll=wigo2206 closed="yes">Pay no attention to all those dumb scientists with their junk-science; when famous astronauts start denying something, you just know it ain't so! <votecp poll=wigo2205 closed="yes">Irony meter alert! Rob expresses moral outrage that lib-burr-ruls would dare to make tasteless jokes hate-speech against disabled people. But it is, of course, perfectly all right for conservatives to do it. <votecp poll=wigo2204 closed="yes">"Sea level rise is a fraud," and to prove it Conservapedia links to a graph mentioning things that happened 24,000 years ago. Careful, there; that's 18,000 years before the world was made! <votecp poll=wigo2203 closed="yes"> RobS backpedals on spelling and grammar. Is Obama a backwards itinerant salesman for immigration reform? You're welcome in advance, guys! <votecp poll=wigo2202 closed="yes">Long-time (well since October) CP editor PhillipV plays a teeny prank on, who shows that he must have been absent the day Jesus invented comedy. <votecp poll=wigo2201 closed="yes">AddisonDM does not believe that a prohibition against "creating images in the likeness of humans" is in the Bible. Hint, Addison: it's the Second Commandment, Exodus 20:4. Not exactly obscure. <votecp poll=wigo2200 closed="yes">Danny1212: Let's bring in some more epic fail win evidence that the Muslims are more perverted gay friendlier than Christians, as well as reorganization. <votecp poll=wigo2199 closed="yes">Remember Mr. Powell's support for Obama during the 2008 presidential campaign? Well, decided to give Powell the "duh" award for joining into their detached reality. <votecp poll=wigo2198 closed="yes">A new Conservapedia essay: "The way of Salvation as He walked it and talked it, is no different than the way of Salvation as Paul preached it and believed it." The essayist should try reading his Bible sometime. <votecp poll=wigo2197 closed="yes">Sure, take a complaint about public school grade inflation from an uncredentialed teacher reluctant to grade anything less than 8/10. <votecp poll=wigo2196 closed="yes">Andrew Schlafly: History teacher or history reviser? Bonus: The Enlightenment >gasp!<' criticizes ecclesiastical authority (just like Andy does whenever someone brings up the death penalty). <votecp poll=wigo2195 closed="yes">Inconvenient facts about marriage are considered liberal multiculturalism, as is the removal of dead links. <votecp poll=wigo2194 closed="yes">Andy: If the New York Times reported that 2+2=5, we wouldn't repeat it. Now stop your complaining about extreme censorship lib-burr-rul ranting and let's have an open-minded discussion about gun control. User: I'm pro-gun-rights, but I was open-minded and did some research. Andy: Stop being amused by lib-burr-rul deceit! User: Can we ignore personal attacks? Andy responds with a fit of open-mindedness. <votecp poll=wigo2193 closed="yes">In addition to bashing real autism organizations, now Andy is drooling all over one of the crank groups, [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Defeat_Autism_Now!&oldid=681071 Defeat Autism Now! ® ] ("Look how scientific we are! Autism is caused by too many bellyaches!") <votecp poll=wigo2192 closed="yes">It should not be mentioned that the U.S.'s independence was not recognized until 1783. <votecp poll=wigo2191 closed="yes">It "sets an absurd precedent" for people to be tried for the crimes of their ancestors. An absurd precedent, indeed. <votecp poll=wigo2190 closed="yes">Andy gets "a start on a key case" by bashing the Autism Society of America for not including cures for autism on their conference agenda. <votecp poll=wigo2189 closed="yes">Conservapedia winds the psychological projection knob up to about 11 by featuring an article about a new lib-burr-rul trait, working in a blogger's complaints about Wikipedia. <votecp poll=wigo2188 closed="yes">Andy: "Jpatt, you've been a godsend to our site and our nation! Note: "Godsend" with a lower case "g"? Hmm... <votecp poll=wigo2187 closed="yes"> is "disappointed" that a user should add a "gossipy item" to the Sarah Palin article, apparently forgetting that Andy had posted the very same gossipy item to the mainpage. <votecp poll=wigo2186 closed="yes">It's Andy Insight Time: Measuring faith like you measure bench-presses improves it, and only the devil would say otherwise! <votecp poll=wigo2185 closed="yes"> misuses the "cquote" template and makes a single newsbite run two whole pages. <votecp poll=wigo2184 closed="yes"> does not understand the proper use of fact-tags. <votecp poll=wigo2183 closed="yes">Robby boy goes Godwin's Law and attacks Obama's health care policy with a nice. UPDATE: TK goes "Meh, not my taste." <votecp poll=wigo2182 closed="yes">Andy has devised an exciting new franchise opportunity: Start a Conservapedia Club and win a trip to Washington, D.C.! <votecp poll=wigo2181 closed="yes">Can I make another geometric fit happen?  Oh yes!   Very likely! <votecp poll=wigo2180 closed="yes">A history professor points out:"Not everything in America's historical treatment of 'blacks' was perfect". A moron whips up a word salad response: "While should you say these things 'bout party dayyou not patriot isn't.".
 * TK: "We are not a gossip site like Wikipedia."
 * Joaquín Martínez: "Obama: Was he or was he not looking at the Brazilian girl?"

<votecp poll=wigo2179 closed="yes">Making eight edits in eight minutes to get an item on the main page just right isn't entirely unusual for a certain Conservative editor. Not noticing that he's explaining the Statue of Liberty has been closed since the terrorist attacks of September 11th, 2009....well, he might be acting a bit hasty. <votecp poll=wigo2178 closed="yes">: Calling conservatives "hateful" apparently qualifies as hate-speech. Of course, if he is "known for his extreme obnoxiousness and hatred for [[Republican]s]", who are we to judge? <votecp poll=wigo2177 closed="yes">Conservapedia suffers multiple vandal attacks leaving BigM to revert teh nonsense. "Anybody with blocking powers?" ... "TK? JPATT? ANYONE?!" Not YOU, ANDY! <votecp poll=wigo2176 closed="yes">It's Andy Insight Time: Being able to book a doctor like you make a dinner reservation is excellent, given that a noted Islamic socialist is about to nationalize all the hospitals. <votecp poll=wigo2175 closed="yes">One year later, the resentfulness of deep humiliation still comes out in Andy's latest News post. <votecp poll=wigo2174 closed="yes">A hack prominent official at Duke University has been arrested for molesting his adopted son and trying to sell him for sex. posits that this story was not plastered all over the national media because this sort of thing is expected of lib-burr-ruls. <votecp poll=wigo2173 closed="yes">A bunch of physics professors and former oil-company strategic managers eminent climatologists write a letter to Congress denouncing the "global warming alarmists" in a very alarmist manner. <votecp poll=wigo2172 closed="yes"> distorts a Rasmussen Report and claims that all liberals choose not to live in the U.S., despite the report itself not mentioning anything about political preference. More irony comes in when TK decides to celebrate Canada's birthday at the same time (remember, folks, this is an encyclopedia that has Canada down for being too lib-burr-rul because it has universal health care). <votecp poll=wigo2171 closed="yes">Andy praises the lack of profanity and tobacco products in a home-schooled football league in Georgia. Better than praising their commitment to "Acedemics and Atheletics".