User talk:Quaru/trolls

Noob
You are such a noob. 86.40.106.233 (talk) 23:15, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
 * You take yourself too seriously, pal. 86.40.106.233 (talk) 23:28, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

What is your purpose?
You lack even the most basic intelligence, and insist on engaging with me at every opportunity. I've stated that I won't engage with you as I have no time for philistines. I'll let you make what you will out of that. 86.40.106.235 (talk) 12:28, 5 August 2010 (UTC)

Talk Page

 * Quaru - you are incredibly average. Your insight is mediocre. Your perspective is puddle deep. Your opinions, lamentable. In short, stop being such a twat. 86.40.106.235 (talk) 13:36, 5 August 2010 (UTC)

Don't bin me

 * You are effectively trolling me. Stay away from me, and I will stay away from you. Anyone with half a brain would realise the stupidity of trying to get a rise out of me. Which leads me to think that you lack even 50% brain matter. You truly are a fool. 86.40.99.53 (talk) 13:48, 5 August 2010 (UTC)
 * Quaru, you are a simpleton and I take no pleasure in exploiting simpletons in order to make a broader point. Please do not put me in the position were I will have to make an example of you. It will be both humiliating and embarrasing for you, and will possibly lead to you abandoning this website under a torrent of ridicule and mockery. You have been warned. 86.40.99.53 (talk) 13:59, 5 August 2010 (UTC)

douche
LOL! Only after seeing this now. Months and months later. You remind me of someone who has aspergers. MarcusCicero (talk) 20:19, 24 February 2011 (UTC)
 * Wow. I forgot that I posted this.  And here you are, commenting on it months and months later.   You're such a failure.  I'd say at life, but I assume it's pretty much everything.

Oh, and:

22:15, 24 February 2011 (UTC)


 * Your inability to read social situations and/or provide a witty response only increases the likelihood that you suffer from an autism spectrum disorder. MarcusCicero (talk) 12:26, 25 February 2011 (UTC)
 * I said if you posted, I'd move it. You posted, I moved it.  Maybe if it was a more timely response, you wouldn't seem like such a douche.  But here you are, trying to provoke me months later.  Fuck off.   14:50, 25 February 2011 (UTC)

Sorry

 * God, I forgot how big a dufus you are.


 * I now declare you... The new Goonie! Prepare for at least 6 months worth of baiting and personal insult.


 * If you are obese, I highly recommend you don't post a picture of yourself declaring that fact. I will stoop to such playground antics. MarcusCicero (talk) 00:27, 26 February 2011 (UTC)