User:Javascap/slap me with a trout

You have slapped Javascap with a huge, soaking wet trout. He hopes you now feel better. Now back away slowly, and don't spend hours clicking on the same link over and over again. Trouts HURT dammit.

Note: you can also go Here to tell me what I did to deserve having a huge trout used with my face...

Sign below if you have slapped me with aforementioned trout

 * "Me" slapped Javascript with a big fat, freshly caught (on line and artificial fly) trout. So there!!!  ħ uman  00:50, 13 September 2008 (EDT)
 * Ha! I slapped Javascap with a big fat, fresh trout, which I caught with my bear hands!   01:26, 13 September 2008 (EDT)
 * I now slapped Coffeescab with a trout I trapped with willow branches with my own wilyness! And then I et the trout! With my grizzly hands!  ħ uman  02:01, 13 September 2008 (EDT)
 * Well, I slapped Javascap with a wily trout being held by a grizzly bear which I in turn was holding. And then I ate the bear itself! -- 12:26, 19 September 2008 (EDT)
 * I slapped Javascap with a trout because I wanted to see what was at the other end of the link.
 * I just wanted to have a look at your page, but your mean joke logged me out. It made me cry, so I slapped you. -Re dba ck 02:24, 7 February 2009 (EST)
 * You're no fun. 20:24, 16 March 2009 (EDT)
 * Why not? Seems quite fun. --User:JwinterUser_talk:Jwinter 19:35, 24 March 2009 (EDT)
 * I thought you bullied me by logging me out, but then I found out it was a joke. Trout slap! Now my anger and sad emotions are gone SuperJosh 11:56, 2 April 2009 (EDT)

Done. Bazer63 (talk)
 * Yh i did aswell. Never tempt me with an interesting looking link. Ever. LynadHello? 18:50, 8 April 2009 (EDT)
 * I have slapped you with a trout and have used passive language to do so. Thee Nuttish  Talk 23:52, 22 April 2009 (EDT)
 * You haven't been slapped with a trout for literally months, so take THAT vile fiend! And enable email, I've got one waiting to send to you mo'fo... 20:52, 7 December 2009 (UTC)
 * I have slapped you with a trout for the first time in four years! -- ThatGuy 21:04, 24 June 2013 (UTC)