George J. Georgiou

George J. Georgiou, BS, MS, PhD, DS, and "educating himself for over 25 years now," literally invented snake oil. He's also even smarter than that, with "diplomas and degrees (all with distinction) in Clinical Nutrition (Dip.ION) from the Institute of Optimum Nutrition (ION), London, England; diplomas in Naturopathy, Medical Herbalism (M.H.) and Iridology (R.Ir.,MRNI) from the Holistic Health College, London, UK; and a Diploma in Electronic Impulse Therapy (Dip.E.I.Th) from the Euro College of Complementary Medicine, UK. He has also been awarded a Diploma in Homeopathic Medicine (DIHom.) from the British Institute of Homeopathy, Middlesex, England. He has a Licentiate Diploma in Chinese Acupuncture (L.Dip.Ac.,aM.A.C.Ac.-TCMI) from the College of Oriental Medicine, UK and the Cyprus Acupuncture Institute; and is a qualified Su Jok Acupuncturist." Doc George is the 21st Century's first true action hero witch doctor guru man.

Doc George allows those worried about their health to obtain a low-cost Personal Health History Page (PHHP) thing for only €40. Get one for each member of your family for Christmas and keep track of their holistic wellnessitude.

Doc George has also written a swell book entitled Curing the Incurable with Holistic Medicine, available at all fine bookstores with contracts with print-on-demand companies and virtual stocks. Make sure to pick up your copy today, but make sure it's not this Curing the Incurable or this one or this other one or this fine edition or this copy or this odd one or this one that's much rarer. Be sure it's this one.

As Doc George's reach is apparently insufficient for his current plans of world domination, he has resorted to spamming with no indication of where the initial opt-in occurred, no unsubscribe link in his emails, and does not respond to requests to be removed from his mailing list.

Swine flu
Doc George claims that the H1N1 vaccine is more dangerous than swine flu itself, but as you've probably guessed, he has a better solution! From one of his spam emails: