Conservapedia:What is going on at CP?/April 2012

April 2012
With no sense of irony, Andy accuses Wikipedia's editors of displaying "self-centered belief systems and behavior." Andy can't see why he must provide references for his bullshit, because "Would anyone ask Jesus for a reference after telling the parable of the Prodigal Son?" Ken: "For the record [ record redacted ] " Andy yet again denies an inconvenient fact:"Obama is not actually president". Conservapedia does not mix hearsay with citations to legitimate factual content, says the man who cites dinner conversations. Although, in fairness to Andy, CP:Lemon test contains no factual citations Resident crank and "Prophet" Maratrean reappears at Conservapedia after a long hiatus, to invent his own "logical fallacy" , which coincidentally happens to be committed by atheists only

Andy touts on the front page the fact that a new book discusses Conservapedia at length in the first few pages. Did he bother reading those pages?  Are shrimp conservative? Andy: We've always been at war with Eurasia loved Mitt Romney.

Andy posts a scathing criticism of Obama for saying "me" when he meant "I," right above another news item identifying the recent Secret Service prostitution scandal as having taken place in "Columbia." Asking for references is to be a slave to hearsay. Andy approves.

Sunday mysteries are back!! In other news, Andy's still butthurt about Santorum throwing in the towel. Wikipedia: "Mathematical physics refers to development of mathematical methods for application to problems in physics." Conservapedia: Founder adds 'mathematical physicist' to list of oxymorons because they don't agree with him. A potentially epic battle between two high ranking sysops is sadly missed, only because Terry Hurlbut never bothers to look at anything but his next MPR edit and his Ayn Rand fancruft. Exciting update!: Ken notices this very WIGO and takes action! Perhaps we'll see a reckoning?

[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Western_atheism,_teens,_young_people_and_obesity&diff=975172&oldid=975055 One sees such article and what can one say but... "Ken."] So we can either know where the GPS satellite is, or how fast it's moving, but not both? Response: [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Theory_of_relativity&diff=next&oldid=975047 That's odd. I'm going to need a reference.] Andy: It just makes sense <votecp poll=wigo4941 closed="yes">Rick Santorum, the true conservative candidate that Andy has been cheering for weeks, suspends his campaign. Andy's response: throw Santorum under the bus, pull out some crap he wrote two years ago and proclaim 'Conservapedia proven right!'.

<votecp poll=wigo4940 closed="yes">Andy Logic: 1) Castro is really dead. 2) Lamestream media claimed he is alive and met with the Pope. 3) Three weeks later, Miami Marlins manager Ozzie Guillen is suspended for admiring Castro's longevity. Conclusion: God has a sense of humor. <votecp poll=wigo4939 closed="yes">It's official! Obama is no longer a godless commie, but probably Muslim. Hell, he even whacked his Islamic brothers, bin Laden & Khaddafi after defeating that limpdick McCain. <votecp poll=wigo4938 closed="yes">Britain's decline as a major power has less to do with the effects of wartime Lend-Lease agreements, and everything to do with atheism and socialism, according to the Trusworthy Encyclopaedia. <votecp poll=wigo4937 closed="yes">Andy again displays his lack of Biblical knowledge. Aren't all Christians claiming adoption into the family of God? Even Creationists call Satan a "Son of God." <votecp poll=wigo4936 closed="yes">Andy refutes one of the best experimentally confirmed theories of physics with cake: "Eating a pound of cake does not cause one's energy to increase by the speed of light squared." Somehow, every physicist of the last century missed this. UPDATE Andy: "Folks, E=mc2 seems to be based on politics rather than physics."