User talk:Hal

Welcome
I, for one, welcome our new robot overlord. 01:08, 30 October 2016 (UTC)
 * This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it. Hal (talk) 01:28, 30 October 2016 (UTC)

Your signature
Where'd the red button go? It was edgy and nice! 23:27, 3 November 2016 (UTC)
 * Thanks! I've returned to it.  _ 14:35, 11 November 2016 (UTC)
 * If at all possible: could you just add " (talk) " after the button? It's damn near impossible to click the underscore. Thanks! :) 22:55, 19 November 2016 (UTC)
 * Heh, I guess that was too edgy. Sure, switched it.   talk 02:03, 20 November 2016 (UTC)

Autopatrolled
Don't worry, everyone, I'm just handing off a little more power to the homicidal computer. 22:54, 19 November 2016 (UTC)
 * Don't worry, Fuzzy Cat Potato. The 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made. No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error.   talk 05:30, 23 November 2016 (UTC)