Thread:User talk:Tyrannis/The Walk of Shame/reply (5)

No one should feel shame after a sexual conquest. Unless, like happened to me once, the only thing you remember is vodka and a vagina so distended you can fit your whole head inside. Then you wake in the morning and realise you are lying next to the woman who always waned you but you always kept a distance from and for good reason because now she looks like a beached walrus. Oh to be young.