User talk:Travancus

SCREECH, SCREECH. (drops rock) THUNK! TERROR TABA (talk) 15:03, 14 September 2011 (UTC)
 * Verily it is written Travancus was as confused as ever. (and do you know how much of that crap I had to wade through to find a quote as profound as that? Eleven pages, that's how much.). Travancus (talk) 15:29, 14 September 2011 (UTC)

On the subject of bats....
Could one thusly categorize Maratreanism as "batshit crazy"? I think it would be fitting.... Zarnacy the Maratrean Protoprophet (talk) 16:16, 14 September 2011 (UTC)

Letters to the Thirteen Dioceses
As found here. Now Maratrea and myself know what the message was that we gave to you to spread to the world. Perhaps you would like tell the world exactly as we told you. Not all this incomprehensible quasi-philosophical gobbledygook. Your writing style is appalling. --Holy Lord Bacu (talk) 04:27, 22 September 2011 (UTC)