Conservapedia:What is going on at CP?/November 2009

Apparently, Nutty's Roux is weak sauce? Oh no you don't, the FBI says otherwise

But, Andy, isn't this censoring an undeniable conservative truth?

 Andy: We are reluctant to censor here. Andy: "Programs don't generate insights. People do." Oh, really? The family-friendly Christian encyclopedia inserts a rather unfriendly, un-Christian term into the main page. Maybe if the data were married?

TK: We here at CP want respect for religions... Just not THOSE religions. Article: Best Buy shows their secularism and respect of different religions by wishing readers Happy Eid al-Adha. TK's world: Best Buy doesn't respect Christmas by respecting a Muslim holiday. Reality: Best Buy doesn't renounce the use of the word "Christmas" or any Christmas-related props if you read the article more carefully TK. Andy hardly thinks. More Irony: "[Oppenheimer ] wasn't an expert on war or foreign relations, so his opinion on use was irrelevant." Of course, Andy's opinion on relativity is completely legitimate.  Prince Charming TK: Oh no he wasn't! History: Oh yes he was! But we can't wait that long!

The Hee Haw twins are at it again! Roger: Correlation does not imply causation; Andy: It does too! JacobB: arguing with valuable contributors Andy violates 90/10.

Really? You are going to criticise Wikipedia for losing editors, Andy? Are you really? Hold a grudgelong, Andy? A new gate. JPatt: Be a patriotic American and stand with us as we censor Youtube! Andy goes Epic-Liberal with talk, talk, talk. "Once people buy into relativity, they stop reading (the Bible). There may be a few exceptions, but not many.  That speaks volumes about what relativity really is."

<votecp poll=wigo2817 closed="yes">DouglasA: The Bible is true because it depicts asteroids (in CP land, asteroids routinely fall to earth, not meteors) hundreds of years after Aristotle chronicled them. <votecp poll=wigo2816 closed="yes">Andy exposes the true reason Conservapedia exists: "It obviously is useful to see a collection of various examples of deceit in one place." Roger's intervention must have helped! <votecp poll=wigo2815 closed="yes">As a Conservapedia Administrator, it's my job to help guide the editors and answer any questions they might have... NOT!!! <votecp poll=wigo2814 closed="yes">Shorter Karajou: Nice astronomy work there, BMcP, but we're going to ignore it in favour of goddidit anyway. <votecp poll=wigo2813 closed="yes">Andy: Atheists lie just to disbelieve the Bible.

<votecp poll=wigo2812 closed="yes">With WorldNutDaily suddenly displaying liberal bias, is reduced to quoting from blogs to back-up his "news" stories. <votecp poll=wigo2811 closed="yes">Conservapedia's changing the world New Jersey. <votecp poll=wigo2810 closed="yes">Andy, 21st Century Isaac Newton. <votecp poll=wigo2809 closed="yes"> unveils his new sidekick. <votecp poll=wigo2808 closed="yes">User: How do all the unseasonably warm temperatures square with Andy's talk of how cold nights in New Jersey disprove global warming? : SHEDDAP, BLASPHEM— ...uh, wait, I thought of a way to respond! (Of course, the user who asked the question will have no comment.) UPDATE: The user is wrong because global warming would mean colder winters. (Of course, this means that Andy's cold nights in New Jersey work out as evidence for global warming, but we can iron that out later...) MORE: chimes in: This is a massive fraud that is part of a vast commie plot involving the creation of a welfare state to enslave blacks. <votecp poll=wigo2807 closed="yes">User: I think Wikipedia is horribly biased, but the Obama article could do with some rearranging to make it legible. : I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE, LIBERAL. <votecp poll=wigo2806 closed="yes"> cherry-picking the Bible. "Andy, Andy, liberals say the Bible verse bumper-sticker saying "Let his days be few; and let another take his office." is a threat to Obama. User: "Um... what about the verse following that which says that his children should be left fatherless, and his wife should become a widow?" Jinx "Oh, we aren't referencing that verse (out loud)" <votecp poll=wigo2805 closed="yes">🇰🇪 gets really really   excited! And what's more, his recipient is absent without leave. MORE: Ken tragically underestimates Capturebot. No windmill has yet beaten me! More: Listen, I tell you a mystery - the talk page will not sleep, but will all be changed.

<votecp poll=wigo2804 closed="yes">The relativity disputes, part umpteen. Jfraatz: Andy, relativity is not a liberal theory. It's a good scientific one and here's some reasons why. Why would the university squelch opposition to it? Andy: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Theory_of_relativity&diff=723259&oldid=723230 Relativity contradicts logic, evidence and the Bible. Its promoters are more liberal than Democrats. Liberals control universities. Universities squelch the opposition.] UPDATE: Banhammer for "rudeness to other editors." MORE: JacobB serves notice that questioning Andy on this topic is blockworthy Not Helpful. Morning After: Roger: Andy, you ignorant slut! <votecp poll=wigo2803 closed="yes">It is possible for a gene to influence several traits. Therefore, all genes influence several traits. Since any mutation on such a gene can affect only one such trait "beneficially," evolution is impossible. <votecp poll=wigo2802 closed="yes">It is a scientific fact, cited in the Bible 2,000 years ago and only just recently proven by ophthalmologists, that to blind people, men look like walking trees. <votecp poll=wigo2801 closed="yes">Andy overrules a TK permaban on MarkGall

<votecp poll=wigo2800 closed="yes">It's Andy Insight Time! "It may be possible to quantify the degree of selfish conduct encouraged by an ideology. A name for this quantity could be the 'selfish metric.'" Coming soon: selfishness rankings of homosexuals, atheists, feminists, and libertarians! Which is the worst? <votecp poll=wigo2799 closed="yes">Only a lib-burr-rul would ever >gasp!< make "So Help Me God" optional in an oath of office! This phrase is of course mandatory in real American oaths like the Oath of Enlistment. And the army officer's oath. And the President's inaugural oath. And... <votecp poll=wigo2798 closed="yes">Hooray! After gathering dust for many months, the goons implement an old failsafe - 12 minutes later, Andy responds to the blocked user to threaten him with it, saying, "Do you know what a 'provocateur' is?" Half an hour later: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Essay:Best_New_Conservative_Words&curid=84551&diff=723244&oldid=722982 Bingo! Another New Conservative Word!] <votecp poll=wigo2797 closed="yes">What is the over/under until Safety gets reblocked? <votecp poll=wigo2796 closed="yes">Andy's "been working on this very issue, and (is) filing a brief with the Supreme Court today in the McDonald case that will decide it". The fate of gun control depends on Andy? <votecp poll=wigo2795 closed="yes">Consistency CP style: it's horrendous censorship when a 2 bit sportsman gets dropped after a gay slur, but wonderful news when a senator gets denied communion for his views <votecp poll=wigo2794 closed="yes">TK: Obama is working with the 9/11 terrorists! <votecp poll=wigo2793 closed="yes">The cover-up continues. <votecp poll=wigo2792 closed="yes">User: Can you clarify your essay on information theory and explain its definitions? Andy: Fix it yourself. With a sly crack about the grammar error in the previous post. User: I may hold a PhD in physics, but I've learned not to disagree with you here on relativity, since you'll delete my corrections. Andy: I am right, if you would just have an open mind. User: It's sad that you think you know more about science than someone who researches it daily. Andy: If you love science so much, YOU pay for it! TK stops the argument. <votecp poll=wigo2791 closed="yes">RobSmith: Why debate, when I can call on Godwin's Law? <votecp poll=wigo2790 closed="yes">Ed Poor, gettin' creepy on the question of young girls' sexuality. Again. <votecp poll=wigo2789 closed="yes">How Jpatt sees himself: "a hardcore conservative contributor despised by liberals." (Consigning PJR to the waste bin of history in passing) <votecp poll=wigo2788 closed="yes">Ken: We're rich!!!!.

<votecp poll=wigo2787 closed="yes">Oh noez! Mattel is celebrating the 50th anniversary with Barbie in traditional Islamic dress!! Yea, you are kind of the same people who thinks Barbie is meant to sexualize young girls and rebel against traditional women roles (sic). <votecp poll=wigo2786 closed="yes">Consistency, Conservapedia Style: 2008: When Sarah Palin's yahoo email was hacked, and confidential information stolen, CP condemned the hackers, with Jinx pointing out (liberals) have bellowed about privacy rights...when it comes to a Republican...such rights just (fly) out the nearest window. Then became openly orgasmic when said hacker was caught.  Modern Day: Computer Hackers break into climate change center, stealing confidential items, CP says [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template:Mainpageright&diff=next&oldid=722078 HA! Look at what this information says.] <votecp poll=wigo2785 closed="yes">Clearly JacobB has forgotten which blog wiki he's working on. "don't worry about explaining every edit on talks pages or asking if the edit is OK. There are no indiscriminate bans or biting the heads of newcomers here." <votecp poll=wigo2784 closed="yes">Bad news for parachute salesmen: faith can physically trump the disorder or chaos of falling.  MOAR ADDITIONAL INSIGHT: Food shortages are inherently disordered!

<votecp poll=wigo2783 closed="yes">DerekE to Andy: "Look Boss! Libburlz are bilking money in Oregon by making up districts! They won't even fix the problem!" Day later, error corrected. <votecp poll=wigo2782 closed="yes">JLauttamus gets with the times and makes like a tree. <votecp poll=wigo2781 closed="yes">TK joins the Ed Poor school of editing. "The article wasn't incorrect, but as it wasn't 100% correct, I deleted it". Which is, after all, easier than just copy-pasting something like you usually do. <votecp poll=wigo2780 closed="yes">MarkGall wants to come back. Andy: Payback's a bitch! TK: I want to see you beg for it. <votecp poll=wigo2729 closed="yes">RJJensen, professor of history, quotes as federal law an act that was superseded only five years later. A few minutes later: If you need any more help be sure to stop by. He also conveniently forgets to mention the founding fathers didn't include non-free non-whites in that act. The founding fathers hate Obama!

<votecp poll=wigo2728 closed="yes">Factual information not welcome here.

<votecp poll=wigo2727 closed="yes">Wired magazine publishes a report showing which states received the most science research grants. User notes that the top receivers are all blue states, inferring Liberal Bias. Andy copy-pastes the user's remarks to the mainpage.

<votecp poll=wigo2726 closed="yes">And another one bites the dust.

<votecp poll=wigo2725 closed="yes">Conservapedian science: Anything that cannot be proven true is unfalsifiable.

<votecp poll=wigo2724 closed="yes">A study says that Fox News was just as biased against McCain as against Obama, but now gives him worse press than the other news networks. Jpatt: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template:Mainpageright&curid=85316&diff=721588&oldid=721511 Study says Fox News is fair and balanced! Obama is a liar!]

<votecp poll=wigo2723 closed="yes">The Senate is delaying a vote on a climate bill. Therefore, lib-burr-ruls will soon be admitting that global warming is a hoax and that the world is 6,000 years old.

<votecp poll=wigo2722 closed="yes">The mass exodus of the intelligent members continues! <votecp poll=wigo2721 closed="yes">The weakly toons get weaker. Although it's good to see the word quim appearing on the main page of a family friendly site! Keep up the good work, Karajou. JacobB makes the weakest justification ever. And Andy approves! UPDATE And Karajou deletes the offending scribble anyway - and forgets to fix "mainpageleft" first, leaving an embarrassing red link at the top of the main page, which 🇰🇪 manages to delete in a single edit!

<votecp poll=wigo2720 closed="yes">Were we wrong? MarkGall makes a stand and retires. More: At this critical time, Andy senses the time has come for an inspiring speech.

<votecp poll=wigo2719 closed="yes">Free Speech: Andy: "Liberals are censors! Free speech means you can say what you want without retaliation". User: ORLY? Andy: Rly! <votecp poll=wigo2718 closed="yes">Japanese customs: Showing subservience in Japan is done by kowtowing. 🇰🇪 's World : Obama's bow is too low, there he is demonstrating that he is a servant to the Japanese emperor. Apparently, 🇰🇪 needs to learn that bowing is a Japanese custom of greeting.

<votecp poll=wigo2717 closed="yes">When Karajou decides the debate is closed, the debate is closed UPDATE: Karajou backs down and apologises! <votecp poll=wigo2716 closed="yes">Reality: NFL player with a history of problems and a career on the downswing let go after making comments about his coaches and teammates that included homophobic slurs. Andy: NFL player will never play again because he criticized homosexuality!!!! UPDATE:  Less than 9 hours later, reality displays its well-known liberal bias again. <votecp poll=wigo2715 closed="yes">And so ends the saga of James and the Giant Peach Ark.

<votecp poll=wigo2714 closed="yes">Article: The army suckered the media into reporting a false version of events at Fort Hood, maybe because they wanted a white person to be the hero instead of a black person. Andy interpreting said article: The lib-burr-rul media and the Obama administration deliberately lied to us because they "just don't like male heroes."

<votecp poll=wigo2713 closed="yes"> New moon hoax uncovered by the intrepid investigators at CP. Nasa used nuclear explosions to send astronauts home from the moon. Gives new meaning to strap your ass to a rocket.

<votecp poll=wigo2712 closed="yes">Koward ain't nobody's fool. He knows nobody uses CP for reference.

<votecp poll=wigo2711 closed="yes"> Ken is looking rather bullish all of a sudden! Ole Ole Ole!

<votecp poll=wigo2710 closed="yes">NOW WITH MORE AWESOME: KSorenson: Andy, could you cite your incorrect claim? Andy: Look beyond what you're taught. KSorenson: Your claim's still incorrect. Andy: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Essay:Quantifying_Order&diff=prev&oldid=720162 I'm not sucking up to liberal professors. Therefore, my claim is correct. Look at Google. Now once you've realized I'm right, ask why your liberal professors censored this.] KSorenson: Learn to read, Andy. Andy: Butbutbut margin of error! KSorenson: I have the data in front of my face. And another thing. Andy: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Essay:Quantifying_Order&diff=next&oldid=720221 Protesting against me too much is unscientific. Why do you care so much?] KSorenson: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Essay:Quantifying_Order&diff=next&oldid=720251 Because I teach physics. You're unfit to be a teacher.] Andy: Uh ... creationists have been denied tenure! [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Essay:Quantifying_Order&diff=next&oldid=720273 I'm right! Relativity is a thug that discourages Bible reading!]Andy continues: Actually, relativity is really a quasi-religion, and as a religion "What has it helped achieved?". UPDATE: Expelled - No intelligence allowed.

<votecp poll=wigo2709 closed="yes"> Rewrite Bring Forth the Best Rendition of a famous Bible verse, add a paragon of creationist misrepresentation, stir, season liberally conservatively with word-salad, and you have made a new Andy Insight!

<votecp poll=wigo2708 closed="yes">Andy: Yippee! Canada has excluded women from Olympic ski jumping! Let's hope they order 'em all back into the kitchen next! (Except for Mommy, of course.)

<votecp poll=wigo2707 closed="yes">Blasphemy! Europe bans crucifixes in public school classrooms as a welcoming gesture to immigrants atheist censorship measure. Not having crucifixes will apparently lead to "less charity and more social problems."

<votecp poll=wigo2706 closed="yes">User exposes some liberal bias. Andy winds the psychological projection knob up to 11 and blocks him for "lack of substance."

<votecp poll=wigo2705 closed="yes">July 2009: A Cuban baseball player defects from Cuba in order to play in the major leagues. November 2009: Andy concludes from the incident that the lib-burr-rul media are giving the Reds a free pass.

<votecp poll=wigo2704 closed="yes">Legitimate example of liberal spin on Wikipedia's article about argumentum ad populum, or just a cry of cowardice?

<votecp poll=wigo2703 closed="yes">Andy doesn't actually disbelieve in black holes, he just thinks we should pretend they don't exist in order to prop up his social agenda.

<votecp poll=wigo2702 closed="yes">User: Why is there no mention of Obama's Nobel Prize? Andy: That only belongs on the Nobel Prize page because it says more about the prize than about Obama.

<votecp poll=wigo2701 closed="yes">Andy: You can't falsify the theory of general relativity. MarkGall: Uh, Andy, the whole concept of falsifiability owes its existence to Karl Popper contrasting Einstein's falsifiable theory with unfalsifiable ones. Andy: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Black_hole&diff=719620&oldid=719618 Popper's personal views are irrelevant. Physics students resist logic.]

<votecp poll=wigo2700 closed="yes">Andy: You, like most graduate students, are clueless about the principle of falsifiability. User: Uh, I studied it for two semesters and "not only are you not right, you're not even wrong" about it. Andy: Open your mind and accept that I'm right. Logic does not require so much verbosity. User: Respectfully, Andy, you're full of crap. Andy: Professors are liberal and closed-minded.

<votecp poll=wigo2699 closed="yes">Andy: Mammals didn't take airplanes to dry land a hundred miles away during the Massive, Undeniable Flooding. Hence, "evolutionists' story of descent" is in big trouble.

<votecp poll=wigo2698 closed="yes">BMcP: Why do Christians have to create alternatives to Twitter if they are not censored there? Andy: BMcP, you must support censoring classroom prayer.

<votecp poll=wigo2697 closed="yes">It's "buy one, get one free" day again: CP honors Veteran's Day? Not if Jpatt has anything to say about this! And at the same time, he sells a blog post that criticizes the Republican party's leadership and its failure to be a revolutionary party... as evidence that the Republican party is a revolutionary party. <votecp poll=wigo2696 closed="yes">Karajou, what the hell?

<votecp poll=wigo2695 closed="yes">Thou shalt not accuse Republican heroes of not being homophobic. <votecp poll=wigo2694 closed="yes">RJJensen to TK: Read a book. <votecp poll=wigo2693 closed="yes">Karajou just doesn't understand the whole 'burden of proof' thing. "You must scour the area once known as the Kingdom of Urartu and show that Noah's ark didn't exist before you carry on with your opinion in this website." We are still waiting for the bible-thumpers to disprove the FSM. <votecp poll=wigo2692 closed="yes">In the beginning was the Word Truth Word Living Word "Concealing Word" of God Utterance order Command perfect order Realization that wiki-based Bible-translation by amateurs is a bad idea, and the Realization was with God, and the Realization was God. <votecp poll=wigo2691 closed="yes">One post after trashing Hassan for being Muslim, TK is offended that the liberal media dares accuse Conservatives of trashing Muslims. Have they ever brought up the religion of a conservative Christian psychopath-shooter? <votecp poll=wigo2690 closed="yes">Let the conspiracy theories begin <votecp poll=wigo2689 closed="yes">Andy: We don't allow anonymous claims of expertise here. So, stop being anonymous and, recreate your account with your real name. Oh, ok, if you insist. It's a trap!

<votecp poll=wigo2688 closed="yes">Andy the "lawyer" feels that state law should be trumped by Bible verses. <votecp poll=wigo2687 closed="yes">Unemployment is up because Obama plays the sinful game of billiards. At least he didn't declare reducing unemployment to be "accomplished". <votecp poll=wigo2686 closed="yes">ANDY: It's no problem for you to have multiple accounts with your IP

<votecp poll=wigo2685 closed="yes">But... but... Andy, surely replacing "Adultery" and "Fornication" with "sexual immorality" is, you know, more concise. And gOD is apparently for men only. <votecp poll=wigo2684 closed="yes">Don't you know anything?!?! "Mothers milk fed ALL the animals in the ark! How did the mother produce her milk? Well she drank the milk of another, of course!  <votecp poll=wigo2683 closed="yes">Andy is a multi-tasker. He can shamelessly promote Xenophobia and still have no regard for facts! The British press mistranslated the story into Liberal. The Fort Hood Shooter said "Allah is great" not "God is Great"!. The only problem is they mean the exact same thing. Update: JM tries to do the right thing. Asskicking in 3... 2... 1... ta-da!. *Update*. Andy visits JM's talk page to explain why Andy is correct, and English dictionaries and Arabic speakers are wrong (because he says so). Still more: Arabic speaking Christians are as uncommon as healthy 95 year old smokers.  Yet more: You're damned if you do and damned if you don't.

<votecp poll=wigo2682 closed="yes">Andy just couldn't resist talking about school prayer in his economics exam (question #2).

<votecp poll=wigo2681 closed="yes">Andy: "I don't think anyone denies that all of the inhabitable earth has been flooded."

<votecp poll=wigo2680 closed="yes">[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template:Mainpageright&diff=716977&oldid=716947 The federal government might have been 3% off in its prediction?!!? NOOOO!!!!!]

<votecp poll=wigo2679 closed="yes">Don't mention the war!! <votecp poll=wigo2678 closed="yes">User: The 'civilized world' does not equal the USA. Please don't ban me. RJJensen: I'm going to assume I'm right. BTW, this is mine. Enjoy your banhammer for...um..last-wordism! Joaquin (Mexican) chirps in: [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Scotland&diff=716808&oldid=716797 USA= world? Sounds fine to me!] <votecp poll=wigo2677 closed="yes"> single-handedly disproves Evolution with his teeth and faulty logic. <votecp poll=wigo2676 closed="yes">An irony meter breaks as speedies an article for being a political ad. <votecp poll=wigo2675 closed="yes">Another long week in politics:Chris Christie goes from RINO who does not represent True Conservatives to the great slayer of Obama's liberal agenda. UPDATE: The transformation is complete. <votecp poll=wigo2674 closed="yes">Every irony meter on the planet shatters as Karajou tells a lesser peon to "issue blocks sparingly"

<votecp poll=wigo2673 closed="yes">User: Andy, what's your source for the claim that half of public school children are illiterate? Andy: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Aschlafly&diff=prev&oldid=716349 Uh ... evilutionists can't answer basic questions about the Bible, like how many Gospels are attributed to eyewitnesses.] User: But it's possible for evolutionists to read the Bible. Andy: You'd have a fine career with tobacco companies, denying that smoking causes lung cancer. <votecp poll=wigo2672 closed="yes">Another counterexample to evolution: We have the perfect number of teeth to fit our mouths. Wisdom teeth, you say? [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Counterexamples_to_Evolution&diff=next&oldid=716495 There are no wisdom teeth. ] And don't mess with Andy's "autumn foliage" line! <votecp poll=wigo2671 closed="yes">MarkGall sucks up to Roger adds to his article on "what to expect in college math" with a concept that no math student will leave college without knowing: the double bubble conjecture! <votecp poll=wigo2670 closed="yes">Bees have caste systems, which are irreducibly complex "on the social level." Therefore, the theory of evolution is false.

<votecp poll=wigo2669 closed="yes">An almost incomprehensible Andy rant. "There is no need for 2 kidneys!", "Having two kidneys is a test from God!", "Evolution supposedly occurred in pre-obesity times!". Huh? MORE: Evolution is to blame for people dying from kidney disease! <votecp poll=wigo2668 closed="yes">Andy, in defense against an angry evolutionist, cites two completely made up indisputable statistics. <votecp poll=wigo2667 closed="yes">Vandal adds "counter examples of evolution". Andy reverts and adds a Banhammer for good measure. Oh hey, that thing about the kidneys was actually a great idea.

<votecp poll=wigo2666 closed="yes">Hitwin strikes again, while Conservative replicates his 'evolution is hitler' article in miniature. <votecp poll=wigo2665 closed="yes">Conservapedia has confusing guidelines concerning real names in user accounts. Sometimes you can have fun with them. Sometimes, users get a free ride. And sometimes, you make an embarassing mistake!