RationalWiki:Redirecting as many things as we can to Andrew Schlafly

The purpose of this project was to redirect as many vegetables as we can, and maybe fruits and a lot of other things, to Andrew Schlafly.

Fictional

 * Ass-monkey
 * Droid
 * Fungal meningitis
 * Lucifer
 * Palm
 * Mabus

Mystery meat

 * $$MAKE MONEY FA$T$$
 * BIGPENISNOWVIAGRAULTRAMOXYCONTIN
 * Enlarge Your Pen1s!!
 * !!free!GAYANALPR0N!!!
 * Free Viagra!!11
 * OxycontinUltramViagraVicodinCialis
 * Hello! I am bored tonight
 * Здравствуйте!

Songs, movies, book titles

 * They're coming to take me awaaay, ha ha!

Lines from movies

 * It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

Major concerns
These articles make the terrbile mistake of not redirecting to teh assfly, and pretending to be actually about their title:
 * Peach
 * Tripe