User talk:Ikewinski

Greetings, Ikewinski, and thank you for joining the wiki of s!  I hope you enjoy your time here. 15:00, 15 February 2014 (UTC)
 * Thanks! I'm here for the free goat. I get that after making 5 pages or 50 edits, right?!?!
 * Nope. You get it when you learn to PowderSmokeAndLeather (talk) 17:02, 15 February 2014 (UTC)
 * That seems just a little too simple. What's to prevent massive goat proliferation? Ikewinski (talk) 17:08, 15 February 2014 (UTC)
 * That's actually a serious issue. Goatflation. Pretty soon, you'll see new sysops wandering around with wheelbarrows full of goats, trying to delete spam pages. Just like in the Wiemar Republic. PowderSmokeAndLeather (talk) 17:12, 15 February 2014 (UTC)
 * I might think about splitting the cost of a goat pie from the pizzeria a block from my house if you put something on your user page to turn its link blue. My preferred minimalist solution is a blank space commented out thus: Sprocket J Cogswell (talk) 17:14, 15 February 2014 (UTC)
 * I was a good kid, but the peer pressure got to me and the next thing I knew, I was huffing goat pie all night long. Ikewinski (talk) 17:33, 15 February 2014 (UTC)