User:AryanAnarchoSyndicalist

Fuck Capitalism! Fuck Christianity! Fuck Adult Supremacy! Fuck the War on Drugs! Fuck Homophobia! Fuck the Police! Fuck the State! Fuck the guy who invented the Clapper! Fuck the fact that you can't turn right on red in Manhattan!

Long live Socialism! Long live Paganism! Long live Sex! Long live Drugs! Long live Islam! Long live Environmentalism! Long live Organized Labor! Long live Anarchy! Long live my cat! LONG LIVE PALESTINE!!!!!!!

Platform of the National Anarchist White Non-Workers' Party

 * Smash the fucking system with a glass dildo!
 * Break down all prisons! Set every prisoner free!
 * Legalize everything.
 * Make everything free.
 * Mandatory fornication on the front lawn of my uncle Bill
 * All police shall be given spiffy haircuts.
 * Everything will belong to the guy in apartment 4-G! PROPERTY IS THEFT!
 * Kill all old people. The Nation belongs to youth!
 * Dope, dope and more dope.
 * Sex is GOD!
 * Coney Island will look like an amusement park compared with what we will do with Nickelback fans!
 * Shoplifters are heroic people oppressed by capitalism! They are our heroes!
 * Our nation shall be adorned with the glorious Grateful Dead logo, as the New York Mets advance toward the sun and the3-D version of the Phantom Menace is crushed to the ground!