User:Arthropleura/Parthian Shot

Yer stupid. This is actually sort of hard to believe. I gave you what you wanted, fed you your own talk, and you ate it. You fell for me hook, line, and sinker. I even managed to fool TK. And see, that's the flaw in this wiki: you are willing to accept anything that sounds good. Doesn't matter if it has a credible source, doesn't matter if it has a half-decent sentence structure. FOOLS! You are willing to accept. . . *groan* Why am I getting rid of this sock? Good question. Operation Vile Beetle calls for lots of socks. Some of them are already among you.

Allison, I'm sorry that I attracted TK's attention towards you. I had hoped that he might give you cause to see this site for what it really is. Good luck, and Godspeed, in the truest meaning of the term.

Aschlafly, I am now addressing a specific plea to you. If you want this site to ever rival Wikipedia (which I want, due to the fact that a bigger Conservapedia = moar humor), you must repeal the 90/10 rule and get rid of TK. TK is the master troll, and you made a deal with the devil: he gets rid off bad guys, and you give him your wiki. He's already got the feather of one site (a certain, very un-Christian 'HotOrNot'. You can find evidence of this on RationalWiki) in his cap, and he won't stop at two. Conservapedia turned out to be a tough nut to crack- your sysops were at first astoundingly loyal (in other words, blind)- but TK's caused the project to rot from the inside. I believe that there is a saying (paraphrased), "There are several ways to attack your enemy. The first, and most obvious, is direct assault. The second, and best way, is to make him destroy himself. The middle path is to attack him from the inside. This can cause the enemy to be destroyed either way. After you have attacked him from the inside, he will either self-destruct or you have the chance to best him in combat." TK is the attacker. He owes no loyalty to you. Over the years, he's driven away thousands of new editors, gotten rid off your two most prestigious administratiors (Philip J. Rayment and CPAdmin1, may fortune follow them), and now it is only you, Conservative, Allision, my socks, and, of course, TK running the show. But now it isn't funny, merely tragic. This sock has only one thing left to say:

GOODBYE GENTLEMEN!!!