User talk:Reckless Noise Symphony/Archive2

How funny
(Block log); 21:52. . Gooniepunk2005 (Talk | contribs | block) blocked SuperJosh (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 31 seconds (account creation disabled) (Right, and the other 11 believe the Earth is only 6000 years old)

Very well done, this made me laugh. 20:54, 18 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Glad you like the humor (or, as you Brits spell it, humour). Cheers, man!  20:55, 18 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Oh, it was most humorous! Also I've sent you another email following up the previous email of earlier on email email email. 20:58, 18 October 2009 (UTC)
 * I read your e-mail and, I must say, I disagree. You claim I am not a psychopath, serial killer, or rapist. While I am neither a serial killer nor a rapist, I am a psychopath.  Or, at least, I play one at work just to keep my co-workers on their toes. 03:03, 19 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Oo-er! That was a miscalculation! Psychopath is the least worrying one however. I'm not psychotic although sometimes I think I might have a borderline personality disorder. But then I just see what's on TV. 16:28, 20 October 2009 (UTC)

i am mr. bunchanumbers
I saw something that needed editing so edited it before I forgot and subsequently before I created an account. Please find it in your heart to forgive me! NaoCP 04:51, 19 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Forgiveness??? Were you one of the vandal IP's, or the one that actually did something constructive? If you weren't a vandal, then no forgiveness is needed, since you did nothing wrong and I probably welcomed you. 04:54, 19 October 2009 (UTC)

Would you care to remove that welcome then? It's kinda spammy.
 * Done. Archived.  Less decorative.   21:43, 19 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Sounds good. I gotta get going to band practice anyhow. 21:44, 19 October 2009 (UTC)

Blocking...
I'd just filled out your block form, clicked "block" and YOU GOT TO ME FIRST!!! Bastard. 01:50, 21 October 2009 (UTC)
 * You snooze, you lose there, pal. 01:52, 21 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Gotta admit, the timing is impeccable.  01:58, 21 October 2009 (UTC)

Punking
The process is underway, are you testing your end of things? 06:01, 22 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Yes I am, and the punking I am doing is going well. 11:59, 22 October 2009 (UTC)

A warning
Your counter-revolutionary neo-bourgeois ways have been noted. -- 09:48, 23 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Boo!! We don't allow communism here on my talk page! En gard! 17:59, 26 October 2009 (UTC)

WHAT MADNESS IS THIS?!
Enjoy your road trip. I hope you get into all sorts of wacky adventures and share when you come back. 16:39, 23 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Thanks, I had a blast. But not one like that which you left on my talkpage. 18:00, 26 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Me and my antics eh? I'm waiting for someone to have enough one day and block me for being an annoying twat, but as yet it hasn't happened. Although MC's sock Lunacy lectured me on my talkpage a while back. 20:25, 26 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Block you? Nah, not here. Especially if you step on MC's sock's toes, lol. 20:27, 26 October 2009 (UTC)

Thanks!
Thanks for adding the references to my article on Jeff Sessions. Researcher 05:08, 30 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Just doing my job here. Cheers. 05:33, 30 October 2009 (UTC)

The dream of a madman obsessed loser...
I had an unusual dream this fair morn, and it was only with tea and toast at breakfast time did I remember what it was all about. I dreamt I was watching the Dead Kennedys (1980s style, with Biafra and all in their Fresh Fruit Days) play a gig somewhere in a very cold climate - Canada, or Finland, or Scotland, or wherever, I dunno - and because they're so hardcore, etc, etc, they were playing on a frozen lake. With Jello's stage antics, he ended up falling through the ice into the freezing cold water below. Then, for some reason, he somehow became trapped in a car in the middle of a flash flood, and a bunch of people had to push it to the nearest hospital in the middle of it. At any rate, I woke up and realised that Jello was probably not dead in the real world were things matter. As such, feel free to ignore this, I simply thought it might be a matter of trifling interest to you... 09:46, 3 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Interesting. Perhaps, since you are dreaming about the death of my personal hero, you should cease watching television for a while until it goes away.  If you do not watch television, however, then you should watch more of it.  Oh, and drink more beer, too.  00:10, 4 November 2009 (UTC)
 * TV's overrated. I watch DVDs. I drink enough beer, but now I have no job, the supplies are running dry. 15:32, 4 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Good times, man. Gotta love having no $$$ but craving a nice cold one.  05:48, 5 November 2009 (UTC)

One hour
Just to make sure you would have to unblock yourself again :) 20:22, 7 November 2009 (UTC)
 * I see. No biggie, I block war people all the time. 20:23, 7 November 2009 (UTC)

Thanks
Thanks for your support during my recent contretemps. I got a little wound up but, at the end of the day I think he's innocent rather than malicious. He'll wander off in good time and, indirectly, he caused the 'When Does Life Begin' article which is one of the better ones I've been involved in. Bob Soles 23:54, 8 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Yeah, I think that's kinda why, after a few seconds, I decided to not offer to "Promote" Earthland to an editor. You and they were just engaging in a heated debate and letting your emotions get the best of you. Anyways, cheers.  03:50, 9 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Keep an eye on reproductive rights, a little vanity project EL started. I cleaned it up a bit, but it still needs some work. PS, right now, Goonie, WWRL is airing some woo about spider veins o some such crap.  04:08, 9 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Good times. I'll have to check it out.  Right now, I'm busy debating with my friends about the legitimacy of ouija board myths.  04:10, 9 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Ah, more Purity Products woo. I love it! 04:15, 9 November 2009 (UTC)

Dead cow plus dead cow milk
"I'm going out to get a burger" Awesome. When I come visit you will you bring me to your source of hamburglars? 06:14, 10 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Certainly. Which burger joint, since I am surrounded by, like, 8 of them? 23:08, 10 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Whichever one(s) serve potentially violent punks for free? 02:01, 11 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Psycho Suzie's it is (though it is a little bit of a drive). 02:31, 11 November 2009 (UTC)

Thank you
Thank you for the welcome. I appreciate it! I am looking forward to contributing more. Rokkaku 00:05, 11 November 2009 (UTC)
 * By all s, you're welcome. 00:07, 11 November 2009 (UTC)

What's exactly going on?
Is all this banning, exchange of profanity and threats of leaving normal, or should I be concerned?
 * It isn't normal, but you don't need to be concerned. We went through a Headless Chicken Mode, but everything seems to be back to normal now.  Some troll came back and caused this site to go all dramatic like a soap opera, but it looks like we re-learned how to deal with it and are moving forward now.  05:52, 11 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Alright, thanks for the clarification. You can tell a lot about a site by what constitutes a normal day. Good to see this was a strange event and not something I'll witness often.
 * Don't worry, the mob violence manifests itself in more ways then one. You'll get used to it very soon. &mdash; Unsigned, by: MarcusCicero / talk / contribs
 * Speaking of the troll in question... Ignore the man right above me. Trust me, WineOfTyrants, it usually isn't this bad.  MarcusCicero just did a good job of stirring the hornets' nest this time.  14:34, 11 December 2009 (UTC)
 * WFT? I stirred very little. I gently tugged at the superstructure, is all. The histrionics brought the place down, not me.
 * Johnny Unitas... now there's a haircut you can set your watch to. 15:20, 11 December 2009 (UTC)
 * The sign, on the back of the car, says "Critters of Hollywood!" You dumb fuck!   15:24, 11 December 2009 (UTC)
 * You know, as much as I hate to agree with MC's BON here, he's right. The current HCM was a long time coming, in my opinion.  He was just the match to the gasoline.  I maintain that the best solution to what happened is for people to go back to doing what we do best; writing SPOV articles, hanging out and talking about nonsense in the saloon bar, block warring only when it's funny, debating topics relevant to this site (like science, pseudoscience, etc.)  In fact, once my internet at home is functioning again), that is exactly what I intend to do. Screw those who think this site is a lost cause, I've always considered this site to be a hobby for when I'm bored, and now I've contributed too much here to just walk away.  15:33, 11 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Yes, the current HCM was a long time coming. I had high hopes that it would shake out in a different, interesting (perhaps even rational) way. I'm disappointed, but still fascinated. &mdash; Sincerely, Neveruse513 / Talk / Block 15:37, 11 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Fee-fi-fo-fum… something stinks! 15:40, 11 December 2009 (UTC)
 * How are these quips being generated? &mdash; Sincerely, Neveruse513 / Talk / Block 15:42, 11 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Maine! 15:45, 11 December 2009 (UTC)
 * I see your "Maine!" and raise you one "Carbon (tetrachloride?)" 15:50, 11 December 2009 (UTC)

(So that I can humor a post-MC community and have folks see my work)
You do realise by posting this kind of self congratulatory bullshit you may just force me to come back and bring RW down to size again? What a tit you are...
 * As if you weren't lurking about anyways, right? Did you think I would buy your bullshit? Not a chance! Jfaartz (talk) 20:11, 12 December 2009 (UTC)

Your wonderful blocking messages
I love the way you post an edit commentary whenever you block yourself, like 'got to eat dinner!!!' or 'have to clean my smelly apartment!!!'. You seem like such a hoot. MarcusCicero (talk) 20:12, 30 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Coming from you, MarcusCicero, I'll take that as a compliment. How was your Chirstmas, by the way? 20:22, 30 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Christmas was fine Goonie. I mean, every time you make a block summary announcing something routine you have to do on a day to day basis, I just think to myself 'There goes GooniePunk, one wild crazy little punk'. MarcusCicero (talk) 20:48, 30 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Yeah, well. Sometimes I need to do that to motivate myself. And by sometimes, I mean usually. I'm very good at procrastination. I've been working on not procrastinating for 15 years now, but there, again, I've been procrastinating. 20:53, 30 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Ah! Am I being too subtle? Must I always resort to 'fucking imbecile. Prick. Wanker'? For Gods sake, can you not see that I'm mocking you? MarcusCicero (talk) 22:03, 30 December 2009 (UTC)
 * The question is not whether or not I know you are mocking me, the question is whether or not I give a shit. The answer: No, indeed I don't give a shit.  Thanks for trying, though.  22:05, 30 December 2009 (UTC)
 * I'm glad you guys both had a great Xmas, but I have to say, MC, you are fucking dreadful at leaving and never coming back. 22:09, 30 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Agreed. But at least his profile now acknowledges he's a vandal. 22:36, 30 December 2009 (UTC)


 * Just fuck off, will you? You and I know that I'm no vandal you fucking prick. All you fascist totalitarian bastards refused a trial where I could plead my innocence. Its a fucking disgrace. MarcusCicero (talk) 23:24, 30 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Perhaps you are right. I agree you should've gotten a trial.  But, if you read what I wrote in the comments section, I only call you a vandal because (and I'm not trying to make a RW goat joke here) it gets your goat in the same way you get the goats of others here.  I wouldn't call you a vandal, but it's just soooo much damn fun!  00:26, 31 December 2009 (UTC)

In which the unbinning of MarcusCicero gets discussed between amiable friends.
Gabe, it would light up my heart a thousand times if you could find it in your manifest virtue to remove my person from the vandal bin. Hopefully this act would spawn the beginning of a beautiful new relationship between the reformed Roman orator and his well regarded friends on Rationalwiki. Together we will fight and stand and protest all those actions alien to reason. Together we will sing a million songs of beauty and benevolence and virtue. No more shall a shadow descend over us; rallied together, our flags would fly in unison. One person, one group, one rationalwiki. MarcusCicero (talk) 16:22, 7 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Way, way too soon. A modicum of civil discourse and no mainspace edits, combined with groaning levels of wry mockery?  You are doing much better, though, and you actually engaged for a bit there.  We'll have you reformed into a person in no time.  Fake it 'til you make it.--Tom Moore fiat justitia 22:34, 7 January 2010 (UTC)
 * I agree with everything Tom just said. 22:35, 7 January 2010 (UTC)
 * First off, let me say that in this response I will only discuss MarcusCicero's history before his alleged "reform from trolling." It is true that, in recent history, I have been one of the most staunchly anti-MC personas on this here wiki. But, looking back to the past, part of my problem with his trolling has been on my part. I make no excuses for his deletion of pages.  However, I broke my own anti-troll rule: that, if I engaged a troll, any insults they hurled at me would be met with wit and humor, not anger. For some reason, I actually let MC get the better of me; mostly, I would argue, because he got more annoying than anything.  That being said, he has been stripped of his sysopship; he has also not gone away. What's the point in keeping him in the bin, as if he'll go away, when he has hung around.  Make no mistake, I am very suspicious of his newest personality and don't buy for one moment that he is still not a troll at heart.  However, I think he has served his time in the bin and it's time to let him out; if only to let him prove himself. After all, if he returns to trolling, we can always re-bin him.  23:06, 7 January 2010 (UTC)


 * Keep him in the bin and everyone ignore him. Just fucking leave him alone. The only reason he hasn't gone is people keep entertaining him and the idea of unbinning. Can't we just fucking move on? What's wrong with this wiki? It's turns into a boring a piece of shit whenever MC is around. Acei9 23:11, 7 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Well the biggest problem is that the vandal bin is an awful inconvenience. Its forcing me to think of maxium ways to use up my limited posting timeslot. I'd appear less fake if I didn't have half an hour to come up with some grandiose flurry of words. MarcusCicero (talk) 23:13, 7 January 2010 (UTC)
 * What fucking bullshit. Acei9 23:15, 7 January 2010 (UTC)
 * MC, you speak as if we give a fuck about you. that's really cute. TheoryOfPractice (talk) 23:16, 7 January 2010 (UTC)
 * The point is so that if he goes on another vandalism spree, the damage he can do will be limited. Last time he deleted six articles before he was stopped and blocked.  If he had been binned, it would have been one article.  Plus, lacking that temptation (knowing he could only do one or two as "MarcusCicero" before being blocked) may help discourage that behavior.  So his binning has a positive effect and helps to ward future damage.  Whereas unbinning him... why?  He doesn't edit articles or otherwise positively contribute, and is even now only barely skating by when it comes to civil conversations.  He's justly in the bin, it helps to have him there, and we're not losing anything by it.  Binned.--Tom Moore fiat justitia 23:17, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

DFTT

 * You speak of 'last time' as if it was but one in a series of vandalism attempts. Do you say this to deliberately annoy me or something? I have explained 100 times or more that the (one off) vandalism wasn't malicious, it was clearly a joke which none of you got. I knew I would be stripped of my sysop powers (Because I had just admitted to trolling) and it was meant to be my last 'hurrah', knowing fine well the pages would be restored instantaneously. I could have went after the 'big pages', like WIGO or the Saloon Bar or whatever, but the fact that I chose random pages shows it was meant to be a meaningless laugh. It was intended to allow people like the Emperor claim that 'they were right all along' and thus allow them to preach their authoritarian doctrine with some evidential justification. I was hoping that this would divide the community even further, allowing you a chance to flex your authoritarian impulses to one another and outnumber the more thoughtful people like Armondikov and Human. The motive was purely villainous but it was aimed at encouraging division - the mere deletion of pages is pointless. The irony was supposed to be that despite people like theemperor campaigning hard against me getting sysop powers, I never abused them! And then when I did, he could be all... you know... autocratic. But the fact of the matter is, you go on as if it was some malicious and simple minded attempt by me to vandalise the entire wiki - this simplistic narrative only does a dis-service to my intelligence.
 * I really don't understand why you continue to propagate this infantile propaganda. It is clearly so alien from the truth that it makes your statements laughably transparant.
 * Why would I vandalise? What possible use would it serve? And why do you constantly ignore these protestations of truth and logic? TomMoore was so embaressed by these revelations that he refused to continue on the debate! I just don't see why you maintain this lie. MarcusCicero (talk) 00:03, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Yeah, so anyway, the next time MC decides for completely reasonable and hilarious reasons to go on a vandalism spree, this will mitigate the damage from his completely reasonable and hilarious deletion of a bunch of pages.--Tom Moore fiat justitia 00:07, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

Acei9 00:08, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Acei9 00:48, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Sigh. I don't think I've ever come across such an unnecessary aloof and obtuse couple of sentances on the internet before. Such unthinking tripe.
 * I tried the whole fake internet personality buzz. It bored me and it irritated you. Which is a good thing. I hoped by displaying an excessive niceness, I might be able to twist someone like Goonie's arm to unvandal bin me. But in hindsight that was a bad idea. This really was my last hurrah. You have passed the point of no return now. I'll make you pay for your pompousness Tom. If RW thought I was bad in the past, they really are deluded. I could have been 10x worse. Well get ready folks. I make no apologies for what is to come.
 * At this moment in time, on this piece of earth I declare war on rationalwiki. Peace will only come when I am removed from the vandal bin. May God have mercy on your soul. MarcusCicero (talk) 00:44, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

Acei9 00:48, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
 * {| class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" border="1"

!Thinking of unbinning MarcusCicero?
 * Remember:
 * Remember:

At this moment in time, on this piece of earth I declare war on rationalwiki. Peace will only come when I am removed from the vandal bin. May God have mercy on your soul. MarcusCicero (talk) 00:44, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
 * } ~ Kupochama[1][2] 00:52, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
 * } ~ Kupochama[1][2] 00:52, 8 January 2010 (UTC)


 * Hahahahaha, wow! MC blew his cover even before I could unbin him and call his bluff! Trust me, folks, I on;y wished to unbin him in order to call his bluff, as I knew he'd go back to trolling. I just didn't know that, in a span of 3 hours, he'd tip his hand. Amazing! 02:08, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

Holocaust Denier
We don't usually bin people for one act of vandalism on a freakin' TALKPAGE. He's an ass, but no need to go ballistic on him yet...TheoryOfPractice 01:00, 16 November 2009 (UTC)
 * If you want to unbin him, then, fine. Mind you, ListenerX permablocked him, and my binning of him was the compromise.  01:01, 16 November 2009 (UTC)
 * ..besides which, you can't ask him questions and then bin him before he answers...TheoryOfPractice 01:02, 16 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Again, as you wish. I'm too apathetic to care.  01:04, 16 November 2009 (UTC)

Support your local Mei
Good evening citizen. You have been selected for showing interest in your local Mei. Were you aware that you can show your support for the troops the Mei by sporting this userbox on your userpage? It's very pretty. This Christmas Mei will go hungry. Please help feed a hungry Mei today. ''' Play, run, feed and feel good about yourself. tm''' This message brought to you by Mei. --  = w =  00:42, 17 November 2009 (UTC)

"User is already a vandal"
You're like one second faster than me. Not fair. HOWEVER thank you for supporting your local Mei. Mei coupons will be distributed to supporters at some point. --  = w =  02:35, 18 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Hey, I'm proud to support my local Mei. 02:36, 18 November 2009 (UTC)

Huh?
"ANDY RULES!!! (Check the latest CP vandalism and you'll get it)" I can't tell the vandalism from the "legit" edits... 05:46, 18 November 2009 (UTC)
 * I wrote that before more shit went down and took over the recent changes. Basically, some TOR user challenging Jpatt to block it and always signing off with "Andy Rules."  It's already been blocked 14 times in the last 2 hours by Jpatt for trashing his and Karajou's talkpages.  05:49, 18 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Ah, thanks. Godspeed and Sleepwell!  06:00, 18 November 2009 (UTC)

HCM
There was an HCM last night?! Damn my need for sleep, there hasn't been an HCM since the great CUR/Weeping Lion event of June 2009. From what I've gathered, Human thinks Nx is an authoritarian asshole and both have left the wiki. That's about the short and tall of it, no? 11:57, 21 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Pretty much the jist of it: grown men acting like kindergartners over a simple misunderstanding. 21:56, 21 November 2009 (UTC)

Twilight
that was cold, man, really cold... :) -- Psygremlin  22:48, 23 November 2009 (UTC)
 * So was Cyndi Lauper :) 22:49, 23 November 2009 (UTC)

Unwanted support
Have a look at archive 2 on my talk page for some support I seriously do not want. :( If you click on the guy's username it gets worse. Much worse.)  There are honest revisionists who make serious intelligent points, and then cunts like this one latch on to them. Qwertyuiop 20:45, 25 November 2009 (UTC)

Oi
So, what's it with your goons anyway? Are they man, machine or something in between? -- 00:12, 28 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Something in between. A mix between both, in actuality. 01:09, 28 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Are you accepting applications to become a goon? My job's fairly safe, but I like to have a backup plan just in case. -- 11:46, 29 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Yes, we are. But that would mean that, in a RationalWiki block war, you'd have to block anyone who blockes me.  Are you up to that task??? If so, then I suppose I can make you a goon and give you a userbox for it.  18:56, 30 November 2009 (UTC)


 * You're RECRUITING?!?! NAZI!!!!!!!! 19:10, 30 November 2009 (UTC)
 * You're right. More like I'M HIRING!  21:41, 30 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Count me in. I hereby pledge myself to gooning, blocking and generally roughing-up people who stand in the way of gooning progress. -- 11:28, 3 December 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for unblocking me
00:13, 2 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Any time, friend. I think some of the editors here don't realize that you volutarily gave up your blocking rights. 00:33, 2 December 2009 (UTC)

Waiting
Email email email email email email email email email email email email email email. 22:50, 3 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Email? Where at, as it isn't in my yahoo e-mail box? 22:53, 3 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Nevermind. Recieved and responded to. 22:54, 3 December 2009 (UTC)

RenameUser
I couldn't find a convenient link to Special:RenameUser anywhere, so I created a gadget that adds one to the toolbox. -- Nx  / talk 21:06, 5 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Cool. Thanks. That should help me fight that fucking fuckwad! I owe you one, Nx.  21:07, 5 December 2009 (UTC)
 * You're welcome -- Nx  / talk 21:08, 5 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Where is that gadget in the toolbox? I can't see it. 21:10, 5 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Go into preferences/gadgets, and scroll down to the bottom of user interface gadgets, you have to enable it before the link appears in the toolbox. -- Nx  / talk 21:12, 5 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Oh, okay. Thanks again, Nx.  21:13, 5 December 2009 (UTC)

Did you intend to rename Crooked Penis to User:G00 G01 G17 G20 G42 G48 G80 G90, or is this a bug in the renameuser extension? -- Nx  / talk 21:53, 5 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Yes, it was intentional. Its a hearken to CNC programming code, which i use daily.  21:55, 5 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Then that's why it seemed like something a broken program would create :) -- Nx  / talk 21:56, 5 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Oh, sorry to cause the panic. I also renamed one of those nasty vandal accounts to something like M03 S1200.  21:58, 5 December 2009 (UTC)

This Wal-Mart Life
Thanks for the recommendation, good song. I'm gonna buy a few albums of their's when I get the chance. 20:05, 6 December 2009 (UTC)

Block
What game? 15:51, 7 December 2009 (UTC)
 * This game! It's a curse, so don't read the rules unless you are prepared to play. 15:54, 7 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Oh right, well I guess I just lost the game too. 16:00, 7 December 2009 (UTC)
 * And here's your prize. 17:09, 7 December 2009 (UTC)
 * I freed myself from the Game long ago, and I only play it when I feel like it. 17:19, 7 December 2009 (UTC)
 * How can one free themselves from losing the game? Jfaartz (talk) 17:52, 7 December 2009 (UTC)
 * I just don't play it. 17:58, 7 December 2009 (UTC)

Here
I'm a bit drunk (on Tuesday night) so take this like a man. 00:43, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Good times, good times! Smells a little raunchier than usual, you been feeling okay? 00:45, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Yeah, I'm good thanks mate, I was just in the student union and had a few pints with my coursemates. It's 12.46AM Wednesday now according to my clock, so I'm going to bed. But not without blocking you fwahaha! 00:47, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
 * It's probably that goddamned Budweiser again. I warned him (SJ) about how it affects your stomach/head/flatulance!  Drink a fucking pint of some good British beer, like Old Speckled Hen or Belhaven for crying out loud! and here I am drinking Iron City   03:17, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Even here in the US we acknowledge that Budweiser is piss. I envy you all and the wondrous selection of other beers you can choose from. 03:19, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
 * I'm here in the US too, and I know from experience that Bud is awful. I just know where to find the good shit (except Schlafly's).  03:23, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Yeah I have no idea how to get Schlafly's. Might be interesting though... 03:33, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
 * The closest I've been to St. Louis is Louisville, KY, and they didn't supply it anywhere. I really need to try it.   03:35, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Schlafly's, eh? I bet, if you look around, you can obtain it online. I'm afraid to try it, though. It might corrupt my mind. I, personally, will stick to Schlitz and/or Guiness. If I'm poor, perhaps I'll go back to Hamm's.  03:51, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Hamm's? Schlitz??  Far cry from Guinness, isn't it?  My poor choice is PBR.   04:02, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Yeah, they are. But, I am a connoisseur of all types of beer, as a result of the Triple Rock's mystery beer night. PBR used to be my poor beer, but Hamm's is even cheaper around these parts. 04:11, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
 * There was this swill that me and this guy used to drink called Evil Eye Honey Brown that cost under $10 a case. Good stuff.   04:15, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Kinda like the swill I used to sip called Pig's Eye beer. Gawd aweful tasting, but only, like, $8 for a 24 case. 04:17, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

Enjoy this
Little Verbal Abuse for your listening pleasure. 03:22, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Very nice. Thanks. 03:49, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Thought you might like it. They're one of my favorites.   04:28, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

Holiday
Best version of the song live/session IMHO.

You're welcome. 13:35, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
 * That was orgasmically good, man. I can never go wrong ith anything Jello Biafra did/does.  15:36, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

Tooth
How's the tooth doing, Goonie? -- 19:12, 10 December 2009 (UTC)
 * The tooth is fine now. I got it repaired yesterday with a reaming from the dentist about not eating BBQ rib racks off the bone anymore. 20:46, 10 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Cool. I suppose a bone is a slightly more manly way to break your teeth. I did one of my teeth in eating a Skittle. Sorry about the running of. A few days with not much sleep caused a sense of humour malfunction. I'll just ignore the MC reach around society. -- 21:50, 10 December 2009 (UTC)
 * MC Reach around society? I like that.  Anyhow, I chipped a tooth on a beer bottle a while back.  That's pretty manly.  A skittle, though?  Wow.  Drink more milk.   21:54, 10 December 2009 (UTC)
 * I drink silly amounts of milk, which is probably the only thing that held my teeth together during years of having a dentist phobia. I think Tokyo is more natural than my molars. -- 22:06, 10 December 2009 (UTC)
 * My mother lost a filling while eating a toffee, so I avoided toffee for years. Then I lost a filling while eating noodles. bloody typical. Totnesmartin (talk) 22:11, 10 December 2009 (UTC)

Clogged interpipes
This videos is for you. It is not porn. Corry (talk) 02:16, 11 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Hahaha, very nice. I understand it's the winter, but Jeebus Crust, man! 5 days with intermittent internets? When I get my bill, I'm going to challege the costs!  02:18, 11 December 2009 (UTC)

ur emailz!
check your tubes! 22:35, 14 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Done and done. You're welcome. 22:42, 14 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Thanks so much! 22:47, 14 December 2009 (UTC)

Consider this:
TheoryOfPractice (talk) 05:54, 16 December 2009 (UTC)
 * I may, eventually, add it. I haven't quite decided 100% on it yet, though. 05:56, 16 December 2009 (UTC)
 * nods approvingly* worth adding an option so that a name can be inserted, or do you reckon that's giving too much attention to the trolls? -- 12:53, 16 December 2009 (UTC)
 * I personally think adding an option to name the troll would only serve to feed them. 16:46, 16 December 2009 (UTC)
 * True. I'll console myself by picking-up a copy of The Net, Sandra Bullock's masterpiece of cyberdrama, and use my internetz skillz to hack the trolls' modems and floppies. -- 21:00, 16 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Ah, "The Net." Back in my younger days as a amateur hacker (note: only a hacker in the classical sense), I aspired to be like the kids in the movie "Hackers." Except I never wrote any viruses. 22:42, 16 December 2009 (UTC)

Ello, poor sod
Pint of rum, packet of crisps, and a box of dominoes please. -- 23:29, 17 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Pint of rum? Sorry, we only serve scotch and Guiness here. 05:08, 18 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Blast, have I walked in to O'Goonie's Authentic Irish Bar"? Pubs here are odd. Only country I've lived in where you wander in to pubs and find TVs strategically placed so it's impossible to enjoy a pint without watching Eastenders or something similarly depressing. -- 12:36, 18 December 2009 (UTC)

Holy cow
I have the sudden urge to start abusing my newfound powers. Could you direct me to some disfavoured class of editors to oppress? EvanHarper (talk) 05:02, 23 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Abuse the other sysops here by blocking them. That's always fun.  05:03, 23 December 2009 (UTC)

Urgh...
I was in Camden today and there were Casualties and Charged GBH t-shirts at some of the stalls. Good times, good times. I was happy with the PiL one I got at the gig though. 02:04, 24 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Does sounds like good times. Interestingly, I am told that Jello Biafra is going to be making an appearance here in Minneapolis next spring with his band "Jello Biafra and the Guantanamo School of Medicine. 15:25, 24 December 2009 (UTC)

my spikey haired friend...

 * Very nice, Ace. Thank you.  15:23, 24 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Happy new year, guv. May all your enemies experience a series of freak accidents at times when you have a decent alibi -- 12:45, 31 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Thank you, Concernedresident. Happy New Year to you, too. 17:07, 31 December 2009 (UTC)

New Year
See you next year! 17:12, 31 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Why thank you, old friend! I shall cherish your New Years fart with great stride! 20:04, 31 December 2009 (UTC)

Shame!
TheoryOfPractice (talk) 20:11, 31 December 2009 (UTC)
 * I accept this scorn as punishment for feeding one of RationalWiki's notorious 's. 20:28, 31 December 2009 (UTC)

Thanks!
Yes Im another refugee. I get the feeling there's alot of you here.--Cydd (talk) 22:02, 31 December 2009 (UTC)

Champagne.
I demand photographic proof. TheoryOfPractice (talk) 21:07, 31 December 2009 (UTC)
 * If I had a camera, I'd take a picture. Alas, you'll have to settle for a picture of the bottle postmortem, after I get to my drummer's house and it's been drank. Trust me, though, this bottle of Moet and Chandon Brut will, probably, be worth the $35 spent. 21:10, 31 December 2009 (UTC)
 * Does it get you drunk? If so, it is worth the money.  I'll be on Guinness and some other random beers in my fridge.   21:27, 31 December 2009 (UTC)
 * We'll find out if it gets me drunk. Otherwise, I have Sailor Jerry's and Jameson to get me where I need to be. 21:31, 31 December 2009 (UTC)
 * There are those who like their wine to come from eastward-facing chateaus
 * On the plateaus of the Loire, and all that bunk.
 * Their motives are not mine; I like lots and lots of wine,
 * But I like it 'cause it gets me drunk.


 * There are those who take delight in reading labels right,
 * They rrroll their R's and do those German glottals;
 * Me, I couldn't give a monkey's, for the stuff for getting drunk is
 * On the inside, not the outside of the bottles.


 * There are those, the silly asses, who line up rows of empty glasses,
 * They have a different wine with every course they eat.
 * Me, I mix whatever's handy in a stiff all-purpose shandy
 * That goes very well with fish or shredded wheat.


 * chorus:
 * You may judge your wine by the quality of the vine,
 * The colour, the bouquet, and all that bunk--
 * But it all comes back to the falling-over factor,
 * And the fact that it gets you drunk!


 * Be thankful I can't remember any more of it. Sprocket J Cogswell (talk) 15:17, 5 January 2010 (UTC)

I'll never understand people who think consuming depressants is the highlight of their lives. 01:50, 10 January 2010 (UTC)
 * True facts. Convert to caffinism. --  = w =  01:52, 10 January 2010 (UTC)
 * I consume more caffeine on a daily basis than most people do in their entire lives. 01:54, 10 January 2010 (UTC)
 * That is good carry on. --  = w =  01:55, 10 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Oh yeah? Well, I consume more powerful stimulants a day than you can ever hope too.   02:00, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

Ramones
Have you heard that the bird is the word? 23:16, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Well everybody knows about the bird! 23:19, 6 January 2010 (UTC)

Warped Tour lineup
The lineup gets worse and worse every year. This year is The Casualties plus every whiny emo bitch in the States. I miss the old days where you could see Social D, Bad Religion, Anti-Flag, etc. all in the same day. 23:18, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Tell me about it. I have been boycotting Warped Tour for, at least, 4 years now simply because the bands that play there are shitty. Fuck, I haven't even attended it since 2004. I'd rather spend the ticket money (which is, what, like $20-30?) to pay cover to about 10 good shows of bands I will like. 23:22, 9 January 2010 (UTC)

Have fun in your throne room?
"contribs" TMI, Gooniepuck. 01:46, 10 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Not really. I have a bad stomach flu and had to puke.
 * Also TMI, Gooniepuck.  01:51, 10 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Then don't inquire. And it's Gooniepunk to you! 01:52, 10 January 2010 (UTC)
 * But Gooniepuck just types so easily on my keyboard!  01:57, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

I demand an upgrade!
What's this? Gooniepunk2005? That is so last decade. I demand an upgrade! The 2010 model hasn't come out yet, so the 2009 model will have to do (2008 model also acceptable—it's bargain-priced and almost as good as the 2009 version!). 01:57, 10 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Ask a mechanical engineer for an upgraded design and get it. 02:01, 10 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Holy fuck on a fuck sandwich (with fuck on top and a side helping of fuck)! You actually did it!   02:03, 10 January 2010 (UTC)
 * I figured, since you asked and I already had the CAD model, I'd just go ahead and release the new version. Unlike the 2005 model, which ran on piss and vinegar, this one runs on beer and solar energy. 02:09, 10 January 2010 (UTC)
 * If we're doing upgrades, Mei would like one. --  = w =  02:04, 10 January 2010 (UTC)
 * To what? 02:09, 10 January 2010 (UTC)
 * If you make me a Meirocrat I can create new Meis. --  = w =  02:18, 10 January 2010 (UTC)
 * No, wait, Gooniepunk! We mustn't let her reproduce!  Ah, too late...   02:31, 10 January 2010 (UTC)
 * That's what you get for writing my name wrong until just now. Besides, Mei is trusworthy. 02:33, 10 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Yah, I know. It was just some good-natured teasing.   02:45, 10 January 2010 (UTC)
 * You know, in my day, I was the one doing all the demoting around here. Makes me want to "promote" a bunch of dead bureaucrats just to make myself feel useful.   02:38, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

Bugger
Hope it is temporary. Mail me if there's anything I can help with. You put the unk in punk. -- 17:35, 10 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Likewise, dude. I hope it works itself out.   17:42, 10 January 2010 (UTC)
 * And you know I'm always here too, baby. 17:47, 10 January 2010 (UTC)
 * I will reveal details in time. Right now, however, I cannot even gather a rational emotional response to this situation. I may, however, take to the e-mailing with this one. Jfaartz (talk) 18:03, 10 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Take your time, but definitely prod if you need some help there. -- 18:05, 10 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Best of luck with your troubles, Goonie. Take your time and try to look at the bright side of things. 19:49, 10 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Good luck, I have replied to your other post. If I can help, even as an ear to listen, give me a message. You will need to be a source of stability, and she will need time alone to sort things out. My advice is Not be a stranger here, even if its a short visit a few times a week. Hamster (talk) 04:08, 11 January 2010 (UTC)

Thank you all for your support. It has been more helpful than you could possibly imagine. 07:39, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
 * I have sent you an email. I hope it helps. Totnesmartin (talk) 11:02, 11 January 2010 (UTC)

Shit happens to the best of us. Kind thoughts to you and yours. &mdash; Sincerely, Neveruse / Talk / Block 19:09, 11 January 2010 (UTC)

A whole new cat for you
....I do indeed.... Acei9 08:03, 11 January 2010 (UTC)

Email
Email sent, buddy. Always here, you know that. As John Lydon said, "anger is an energy." Channel it.

Also, we love you, ya bugger! 16:02, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
 * See what you're missing:


 * -- 16:09, 11 January 2010 (UTC)

UPDATE
Glad to hear the list of charges. I have been rhtough the situation with a girlfriend and a couple of friends. You need to work through it and come out whole. You (you, sister, family) may not "get over" the experiance but you learn to live with it, and not let it spoil your life. Best wishes to all Hamster (talk) 23:16, 11 January 2010 (UTC)

My word
I hope your sister makes a full recovery and the guy unhuman, disgusting dirtball who hurt her has his cell key lost. I know this is a wiki and all, but if there is anything I can do please don't hesitate. 06:12, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
 * I haven't commented before, because it seemed crass & selfimportant to just chime in without anything helpful to say. And Mei isn't very good at human contact at the best of times. I try to talk to people and it doesn't work. Despite poor wording, you have all my sympathy. --  = w =  06:57, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Mei is helpful. 08:17, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Thank you, you guys. And, no Mei, the wording was just fine.  01:57, 14 January 2010 (UTC)

Hey ho, lets go!
Fantastic to see you back again Goonie my friend! Still thinking of you and yours buddy. Acei9 02:09, 14 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Thank you, Ace. 02:25, 14 January 2010 (UTC)

That's what we are here for...
...not only to poke fun at the hordes of stupid in the world one way or another, but also have a sense of community. You mess with one, the rest rally along with. I know normalcy is far in the distance, nothing less should be expected considering the circumstances, but I'll (and I'm sure we'll) try our best to bring you along as best as we can. 02:12, 14 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Damn right that's what we are here for! Feel free to call on us if you need us. I for one wish you the best of luck returning to your normal routine, it'll be great to have you back! 02:13, 14 January 2010 (UTC)
 * I will, you guys. And thanks. 02:25, 14 January 2010 (UTC)
 * I hope you and your family are doing better. Corry (talk) 02:43, 14 January 2010 (UTC)
 * All things considered, I guess.... I, personally, have started to return to my normal, day-to-day antics. I spoke to an old mentor of mine, and he said that taking things one day at a time is the best strategy, so I have been playing it by ear and taking it day-by-day. I already talked to my bosses at work and it was decided that I will wait to take personal time until the trial starts. Thank you for your thoughts. 03:16, 14 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Glad you've got things at least temporarily sorted, to keep "life" in order. Hang in there, good move with the employers. 05:10, 14 January 2010 (UTC)

Pibot
Doesn't seem to be doing its job here. I wonder why? 02:28, 14 January 2010 (UTC)
 * It appears to be the page protection on the archive. 11:13, 14 January 2010 (UTC)
 * I see. And here Nx told me that, if I made it an irrational number, it could edit it. Oh well, I've fixed it. Thanks 3.14159...  20:03, 14 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Nobody told Pibot it could though. 11:15, 15 January 2010 (UTC)

ahem...
Accept moi on skype-a-roonie? I have something to send you that my pathetic email account is apparently incapable of doing and thus will need an attempt via skype... Also, I'm incredibly happy you're back and... oh... OHH............... ahhhhhhhhh........ sorry. 22:51, 14 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Thank you old friend. I haven't quite figured out the whole skype thing yet (I haven't had the time, obviously), but I will accept the next time I am at my computer. As of late, I've been at either my parents' or my sisters' places, and haven't had my laptop on me.  Cheers, friend.  22:54, 14 January 2010 (UTC)
 * That's cool. At any rate, you got mail. 22:57, 14 January 2010 (UTC)

So anyway
I don't have yr skype account. Mine is crundy1.
 * YOU NEED SIGN! YOU NEED SIGN! 00:57, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

I'm glad...
that you're treating this TK nonsense with a bit of sanity and rationality. No one else seems to be. Anyways, how graphic/personal would you like the stuff on SoA to be? I'll start putting down my experiences over the weekend. 04:21, 16 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Thank you for seeing that TK is more likely to be sitting back and laughing at us than vandalizing us. While I'd like to be even stronger in my opinions about TK, I've, obviously, been busy with other things (like coping with shit involving my sister). In all honesty, I'd be more geared toward the "abstain" columm than any other one. As far as the SOA article goes, if you want to star it somewhere, I can add my stuff as we go along (afterall, this is a wiki).  Cheers, dude!  (Sorry, I'm also very much drunk and running on little/no sleep.)  06:17, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

E-mail
You has one. Corry (talk) 05:57, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

Grammar fail
(Block log); 22:12. . Gooniepunk2010 (Talk | contribs | block) blocked JeffD (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 314 sec. (5 minutes) (account creation disabled) (Your my punching bag!) Go and stand in the corner and think about what you've done. 22:15, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Fuck that! I can speek Engrish goodly enough! 22:16, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
 * I can haz engleeshg? 22:19, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Yuw can haz wutever! 22:20, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

What all else...
would you like mentioned about the SoA? Training methods? Potential targets? "Reason" for having it? I can answer all those, but not sure whether RW worthy or not. 03:20, 21 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Anything you can add would be great. If we find it unnecessary, we can get rid of it later. However, the SoA falls under our third mission of explorations of authoritarianism, so whatever adds to it under that would be preferred. Thanks for helping revamp it, and sorry to hear that you were victimized as a result.  Cheers to you, big guy!  03:24, 21 January 2010 (UTC)

Cigarettes
You still on them? I gave up (again) about three days ago and kind of intend to try and stick with it this time. I've been burning money lately and just can't afford it. 02:45, 22 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Yeah, I'm still smoking (shamefully). I'm hoping to quit again soon, but all this stress about my sis is making it difficult.  02:47, 22 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Can't say I blame you, it's always the bleedin' stress that does it. I relapsed just after Christmas because of examinations and other crap. 12:00, 22 January 2010 (UTC)

Hello
(I will never find a more original section title when I'm editing someone's talk page...)

I noticed that you changed my user page by adding category "London Sillynannies", and then removed it. I'm just curious - what did you mean by that or was that a pure accident or something else?

***

I actually did a little research and I found out that "London sillynannies" is some kind of fictional sports team. Urban Dictionary offers also a definition about "silly nanny", which is fun to read, but probably quite insulting if used to describe someone. 

--Earthland (talk) 19:38, 22 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Gabe, what the hell? I'm from London and incredibly silly, yet I don't qualify as a sillynanny? I lumbered casually over here to humbly asked if I could join the Goonsquad, but honestly sir, I feel somewhat rejected... And Earthland, see here. It was a joke, not offensive. 20:04, 22 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Actually, Josh, I did make you a sillynannie right after I did the to Earthland, and removed both at the same time, as well. No need to feel rejected, and you are more than welcome on my goon squad. And, Earthland, it was just me being silly. 20:09, 22 January 2010 (UTC)
 * ...Apologies... I guess I need to check my page history before jumping to crazy conclusions. 20:10, 22 January 2010 (UTC)

Do you wanna suburban home?
Cuz I wanna suburban home. 13:00, 24 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Gotta love the Descendants. Hell, I've been a fan of them going on 12 years now. Cheers! 20:08, 24 January 2010 (UTC)

w


Thanks! --  = w =  18:36, 25 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Any time! I couldn't let Fall down take away your usefulness. 18:41, 25 January 2010 (UTC)
 * I find his anger kinda funny. --  = w =  20:26, 25 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Yeah, well. I find his wandalism to be unoriginal at best, absolutely childish at worst. "Oh boy, I make make vandalism worthy of a 13 year old!" 22:20, 25 January 2010 (UTC)

The part where we discuss spaghetti
'We had an accord' - No, you're just a wanker who no-one likes. You're not convincing anyone with this whole internet bravado. Kindly fuck off. &mdash; Unsigned, by: MarcusCicero / talk / contribs
 * I like spaghetti, but have no idea how to make some good sauce for it. Any body got any good recipes?  23:40, 28 January 2010 (UTC)
 * I like you Goonie. Acei9 23:43, 28 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Thank you. Got any good spaghetti recipes, Ace? 23:45, 28 January 2010 (UTC)
 * I wasn't aware there was such a thing as a spaghetti recipe; I just make it and dump tomato sauce over it. 23:48, 28 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Start with some basic Ragu (or Prego if you prefer), heat to warm, not hot. Add a small can of tomato paste to thicken it up.  Meanwhile, brown a pound of ground beef, turkey, pork, or sausage, whichever you choose.  Drain and add to the sauce.  Then after a while of heating the sauce at a medium clip, and when your stirring utencil stands straight up in the pot (the sauce will be thick enough then), season to taste.  I prefer using just oregano, fresh garlic, and some Vidalia onion.  Heat on low for the majority of the day, so the flavors really combine, until you are ready to serve.   23:49, 28 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Pasta sauce is pretty easy. I'd just start with a base of plum tomatoes, tomato puree, a couple of cloves of garlic (or garlic puree), olive oil, and assorted herbs (oregano and stuff along those lines). You can pretty much fart about with it as you please, and it's difficult to go wrong. The biggest risk is making something that just doesn't taste of much. You should try having a bash at making cannelloni. You get to chuck shit-loads of cheese in there, and it's fun learning how to roll them without covering your floor in mince. -- 23:50, 28 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Cool, thanks for the cooking tips, you guys. I will have to try them. 23:51, 28 January 2010 (UTC)
 * @Ace - There's a whole category for people who like Goonie. ^_______^ --  = w =  23:54, 28 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Enough of this cooking/love-fest. Have at thee scoundrel *randomly waves a sword around the place*. -- 00:01, 29 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Oh come on Concernedresident, cooking > war. On with the "cooking/love fest"! 00:35, 29 January 2010 (UTC)

Spaghetti sauce recipes.
Whatever you do, a little cinnamon at the end will nail that fucker down. TheoryOfPractice (talk) 23:50, 28 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Cool, thanks for the tips, ToP! 23:51, 28 January 2010 (UTC)
 * The marinara recipe I use is as follows: Start with a big can (I think it's 28 oz or so) of crushed tomatoes. Don't get it flavored with basil or any such nonsense- they tend to use crappier tomatoes with the pre-flavored tomatoes, or at least that's what I have been led to understand.  Red Pack is a good brand.  If you are in doubt, try to find an Italian grandmother in your neighborhood and consult her.  Craig's List might be helpful here.  You also need onions, garlic, salt, red pepper (I use crushed, ground is surely fine, too), olive oil, and more garlic.  You will also require a bottle of wine of intermediate quality.


 * First, pour a glass of wine for yourself. You've probably had a long day.  Then dice up the onions and mince the garlic.  The onions are what gives the sauce its sweetness, so keep that in mind when deciding how much you need.  Use half an onion for your first batch, then work from there.  Heat the olive oil in a big pot, sautee the garlic and onions, taking care not to overcook the delicious, delicious garlic.  At this point you have probably emptied your glass.  Pour another.  Now add the tomatoes.  This is the part where you ruin your shirt from the splatter, so watch out!  Add salt, red pepper, and any herbs that you feel like using.  Bring it all to a nice simmer, and let it cook for twenty minutes or so while giving it the occasional stir.  Is it time for a refill?  Most likely.  Feel free to let it cook down more if desired.  If you drink two glasses of wine while the sauce is simmering, then that's probably more than enough.


 * Any leftover wine can be drank with dinner. It's a good sauce, and the unused portion freezes well.  Enjoy.  Corry (talk) 00:51, 29 January 2010 (UTC)
 * What is this "leftover wine" of which you speak. I've never encountered such a thing. TheoryOfPractice (talk) 00:53, 29 January 2010 (UTC)
 * That's pretty much the recipe I use if working from "scratch", with the addition of one small (8 oz?) can of tomato paste for thickening. When lazier I start with a jar of pre-made (NOT ragu or prego, the slightly fancier ones are far better), chuck it in a pan, add more stuff (garlic powder, dehyd. onion, basil, oregano, red pepper, parm and/or romano cheese, sometimes some mozz even), simmer for as long as it takes to remember to boil some water for the pasta.  00:59, 29 January 2010 (UTC)

A deep gratitude is owed to TheoryOfPractice here. The cinnamon idea was fucking genius! 01:19, 29 January 2010 (UTC)

FFS (and a discussion about kittens)
It's not what he said on his essay page or his stance on abortion. Why is this so hard for people to understand? It was his actions OUTSIDE this essay against those who disagreed with HIM that we're upset about. We made this very clear already. --Irrational Atheist (talk) 22:39, 29 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Who is "we" and where? I've been at work all day. But, I still see nothing he has done to merit a promotion, let alone a block.  22:45, 29 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Neveruse, I, others who were involved in his shitfest. It's not his point on abortion, as it is clear on the page asking for his ban. It is his antics with dealing with those who argued against him. --Irrational Atheist (talk) 22:47, 29 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Could you at least, then, provide some links to some examples? The blocks are not a problem, in my opinion, as everyone is a sysop anyways. The vandalizing of comments, etc., are a bit more serious. Still, none of these, in my opinion, warrant a block of any kind. A promotion? Perhaps, if taken before admin abuse.  But certainly not a permablock.  On another note, who here likes kittens?  22:57, 29 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Link. I like kittens, with spaghetti or in a nice stew.  01:43, 30 January 2010 (UTC)

Break
Good luck. Come back refreshed and ready to block all of us assholes for 3 seconds. I'm on Skype if you're down and need to talk to an overweight dickhead IT developer. 23:31, 29 January 2010 (UTC)

See ya..
..when you get back. Hope life reravels a bit for you. 23:32, 29 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Hang in there buddy. With the real life stuff I mean, & the vacation from real life stuff.  Come on back whenever you're ready.   23:43, 29 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Keep in touch mate. 01:46, 30 January 2010 (UTC)
 * I haz sent you an incredibly unimportant email. 01:51, 30 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Enjoy the break. Things will settle down pretty soon. -- 01:31, 31 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Keep in touch. I hope you're able to clear your head a bit.  Corry (talk) 03:59, 31 January 2010 (UTC)

Thanks guys. I'm back now. I just had the shit in my real life completely hit the fan, and needed to get away from everything and everyone for a few days, so I escaped to Milwaukee. I'm back now, of course. I tell ya, if you think HCM online can be bad, it's nothing compared to the HCM in my personal life right now. Hell, I'd rather sort out the messes here than the messes in my family life right now. 05:11, 1 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Good to see you back mate. Heh heh, it's messed up when RW drama is an escape. -- 21:53, 1 February 2010 (UTC)

I know, right? After the problems I've been dealing with in my personal life, RationalWiki's problems seem like small potatos. 22:17, 1 February 2010 (UTC)

Voting
You voted 8 times. We all get 7. But thanks for your support! 21:48, 1 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Did I? Sorry, I lost count, it appears. 22:18, 1 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Don't know why I noticed, but I did. Hope Milwaukee treated you well (lots of beer there).   22:22, 1 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Milwaukee was good to me, as always. It was good to see some people who aren't having a crisis of some kind and who could help me wrap my head around all the fucked up shit going on right now.  22:35, 1 February 2010 (UTC)

Vandal
I don't see any vandalism from that user you binned....? Acei9 20:13, 2 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Nor do I. Seems like the user just wanted to word the page differently, and in a more pro-Xtian tone, but failed to discuss said wholesale changes prior to doing so.  While we generally don't take too kindly to that sort of sweeping edit as a new user's first edit, it just doesn't seem like vandalism to me.   20:23, 2 February 2010 (UTC)
 * I might unvandal for now and post amessgae on the users page. Acei9 20:26, 2 February 2010 (UTC)
 * As you wish. I tend to get a little trigger happy when I'm observing the wiki from the CAD/CAM office, as drawing models all day can be very, very boring. 20:42, 2 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Lucky you don't have a gun in the office I suppose...Acei9 20:45, 2 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Queue lengthy quote from that scene in Fight Club where Jack threatens to kill his boss. 20:48, 2 February 2010 (UTC)

Work
Work can be something of a dullard at certain times, can it not? Fact is, it remains a more suitable hobby for a young gentleman of your statue - far better than getting caught in possession of marijuana by the local police authority. These young gentlemen can explain the severe repercussions of said action on oneself. 15:01, 3 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Very nice. Cheers, friend. 19:36, 7 February 2010 (UTC)

Small post-it on your computer screen
Thank you for your vote--Thanatos (talk) 14:37, 6 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Thank you for being a good enough 'crat to be worthy of my vote. 19:35, 7 February 2010 (UTC)

Being mugged by Gene Shalit
Don't Panic Room.

I'm not going to William Hurt You.

I only want your Tango and Cash.

So just Pay it Forward.

And we'll all be Happy Gilmore.

19:30, 12 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Oh, shit! I can't remember Peter's response! Fuck! 19:33, 12 February 2010 (UTC)
 * It's pure genius. "What?" 19:36, 12 February 2010 (UTC)
 * That's right! I knew it was only one word, but couldn't remember if it was a "What?" "Huh?" or something else. Must mean I'm getting old, being 19 with 5 years experience can be tough at times. 19:45, 12 February 2010 (UTC)
 * How do you think I feel? I'm 19 with 14 years experience.   20:22, 12 February 2010 (UTC)
 * I'm the youngest with 18 years and almost 1 year experience. I finally reveal my age publicly! Sorry, paedos, just outta reach! 13:12, 14 February 2010 (UTC)
 * I've often found it is best to let the experience accumulate before you level up to the next age. I, personally, plan on having, at least, 15 years experience at being 19 before I level up to the age of 21. That way I can carry over all the extra experience and turn 20.936 years old or, in terms of non-decimal experience, 21 years old with 13 years experience.  19:08, 14 February 2010 (UTC)

w
It's supposed to be ;_______; - with semi-colons.

The lower bits are tears. --  = w =  07:33, 16 February 2010 (UTC)
 * I see. Well, seeing as how I rarely shed tears (though I do now and then when it is needed), I will continue to just use colons. Unless, of course, the occasion calls for tears. 14:30, 16 February 2010 (UTC)
 * I think your version is neat. It's like a four eyed lizard. --  = w =  14:41, 16 February 2010 (UTC)
 * That works. I was thinking of it more in the abstract: a person smiling who has dimples. But lizards are cool, too.  15:18, 16 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Good luck with the trial, if such a thing is possible. Feel free to perma-ban everyone but me if you need a bit of stress relief. -- 11:56, 23 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Thanks. Trust me, I will need tp permaban the entire wiki when all this is over. 01:43, 24 February 2010 (UTC)
 * You have permission to permaban Mei. -- 01:52, 24 February 2010 (UTC)

ww

 * -- 01:49, 24 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Really? Sorry, I did not know you couldn't block people. 01:50, 24 February 2010 (UTC)
 * I decided to become a pacifist. Now I patrol edits but do not block. It is all thanks to Nx. -- 01:51, 24 February 2010 (UTC)
 * That Nx. He's such a card. But, how does not having teh writes make one more useful? I'd think it would take away some of your usefulness..... 01:53, 24 February 2010 (UTC)
 * It was hardly ever useful to block people. I think it's more useful this way round. It means I don't upset people. -- 01:55, 24 February 2010 (UTC)
 * I see. Personally, when people get upset with me, I just say "Screw 'em!" 01:57, 24 February 2010 (UTC)
 * She's write, you know. Blocking is only useful to slow down vandals while cleaning up.  Patrolling is very useful.  03:24, 24 February 2010 (UTC)

Hey buddy
Hope you're bearing up OK. Drop me a line or catch ya on Skype if you fancy a chat. All the best. Until then... 19:50, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Nice vid. And thanks.  01:44, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

Face Rip!!!!
A little Municipal Waste for you, by the way, the largest circle pit I ever participated was at, oddly enough, at the Warped Tour circa 2006 during Less Than Jake. It was probably 300 ft. around. Good fun! 03:15, 28 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Fucking awesome vid, man! Cheers! 08:44, 28 February 2010 (UTC)
 * As for In Defence, I was looking at their touring schedule, and, truth be told, how many punk/hardcore fans can there be in Billings, Montana? I was kinda hoping they'd drift a bit more Eastward (i.e. in my direction).   18:01, 28 February 2010 (UTC)
 * I think that's their plan for there next tour. But I agree: Billings, Montana? Why not try Bumblefuck, Kansas for Fuxsake?!  18:09, 28 February 2010 (UTC)

Since you like Warcraft so much...
Here's a picture of my toon. Turtles rock! -- 22:35, 28 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Turtles do rock (I do own 2 of them myself), but I don't need WoW to tell me they rock. 05:38, 1 March 2010 (UTC)

'personal info'
Does it count as personal info if it's made up? That facebook link doesn't even work for me. Plus, only sysops can read deleted pages anyway. -- 05:52, 1 March 2010 (UTC)
 * Oh, okay. I was just following Nutty's protocol of deleting probable personal info. Whatever, I think we should just leave it deep-burned.  05:53, 1 March 2010 (UTC)
 * On reflection, I agree. It's useful if it turns out that Brianna is a real person. -- 05:58, 1 March 2010 (UTC)
 * Agreed. Best to leave it off the wiki to be safe. 05:59, 1 March 2010 (UTC)

Dead wrong
Sorry Goonie, respectfully, but Cgb07305 has nothing to do with my MC. See my response to you on my talkpage. His frothing and gibbering attack on me came out of nowhere for no appearent reason. Acei9 23:02, 2 March 2010 (UTC)

Meredith Springley has blue eyes
What is with your Zio hate campaign against me anyway? ILOVEPALESTINE (talk) 02:02, 5 March 2010 (UTC)
 * Simple: I hate Nazi scumbags! Now, back to Metapedia with you! 02:03, 5 March 2010 (UTC)

Music suggestions
Sir, I am led to believe that you have reasonably decent tastes in music. I'm going through a bit of a punk/grunge revival, mainly stuff from the 90s. I've a thing for female vocalists with pretty rough voices, like The Distillers, and quirky stuff, like Bikini Kill. Any suggestions? -- 14:25, 5 March 2010 (UTC)
 * Sorry, just passing through. Check out Tilt.  That's all I have to say about that.   14:48, 5 March 2010 (UTC)
 * Sweet, thanks. Had a quick listen and their stuff is pretty good. Retching Red have a decent sound, and it's probably a bit closer to what I'm after. Fast and loud. -- 15:00, 5 March 2010 (UTC)
 * Certainly. Lunachicks would rock your socks, dude!  15:01, 5 March 2010 (UTC)
 * Cheers Mr Goon. Interesting vocals. Got a funny sound like Kristen Hersh going on there. -- 15:05, 5 March 2010 (UTC)

Hey there
I hope things are going as well as they can, and that you're holding up ok. Corry (talk) 07:52, 7 March 2010 (UTC)
 * Thanks Corry. Things have stabilized, at least. Once this trial is over, I suspect things will finally get back on track to recovery with my family and all.  Cheers!  20:46, 7 March 2010 (UTC)

Jon/Marcus's user talk page
Goonie- the LJ won't work if one person goes off half-cocked and deals with a troll their own way (a way that includes abusing hide revision, from what I can see). Some people want to treat LJ as a joke, but some people want to hopefully use it as a way to stop exactly the kind of escalation/downward spiral things your little stunt tend to fire up. Play by the rules/help us get a new way to deal with these issues going/work with the community. PS--hiding your actions behind a bot account is totally uncool. Knock it off. TheoryOfPractice (talk) 14:31, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
 * PS, let's talk this out here. TheoryOfPractice (talk) 14:37, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
 * With all do respect TheoryOfPractice, and I don't mean to be a bitch here but, what has the LJ done since it was elected? 19:01, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
 * They have responded in full with great gravitas to every request brought before them by the mob. That is, nothing.  They can't self-activate, someone has to figure out how to reanimate their corpus and bring them into session.  20:58, 12 March 2010 (UTC)

Bitch. TheoryOfPractice (talk) 15:50, 13 March 2010 (UTC)

Fuck you goonie (not really - but....)
Letting that mutha fucker force you out? What kind of dick lets MC win? Sure, your RL issues are heavy but fuck MC. I'll block that fucker everytime he comments. Don't go on his account, that sucks. Acei9 01:22, 13 March 2010 (UTC)
 * Nah, it was just one of those days where someone pissed on my cornflakes, and then things went downhill from there. I lost my temper numerous times today, and MC was one of those times. 07:03, 13 March 2010 (UTC)

Shut up
Twat. I'm sorry your sister got raped, but frankly, you crossed a line. If my 'bullshit' didn't have any effect on you you wouldn't pretend to leave. We all know you'll be back in a matter of days.
 * part of the problem is people letting him have his say dude. Acei9 06:26, 13 March 2010 (UTC)
 * True, you have had an effect on me. You have managed to flare my temper, because you resemble that fuckwad. It's almost scary how he's, essentially, claiming that the cops are racists who are oppressing him as his defense in the same way you claim we are fascists as your defense.  It may be the case, but the evidence that you are, essentially, an agitator and, thus, a criminal here is overwhelming in such a manner that I have nothing but contempt for you. As such, you have managed to get my temper to flare, but for reasons for which you have missed the mark. Since it is partially my problem and, I admit, that I resorted to abusing my powers here to troll you, I hereby wash my hands of anything to do with you here.  You are a sociopath, and there is nothing I can do here that will change that.  06:28, 13 March 2010 (UTC)
 * I once heard a Minneapolis police officer tell a story of how a young hoodlum, in full view of several bystanders and two police officers in a squad car, mugged an old woman at a bus stop. He was promptly arrested; en route to the back of the squad car, he shouted that they were only arresting him on account of his race. 06:35, 13 March 2010 (UTC)
 * Similar to this. This guys claiming that my sister's a racist and that, because she got pregnant with this fucker's kid and wants to give it up, she wants him in jail because she's ashamed.  I doubt it'll work as a strategy, but it still angers me to the very core of all that is left of humanity inside.  06:52, 13 March 2010 (UTC)
 * I used to work for the NZ Ministry of Justice and people would call me to discuss their fines. They would say things like "You guys are just greedy bastards collecting revenue". I would say "No, its because you have been pulled over three times for drunk driving and beat the shit out of your girlfriend." Acei9 06:52, 13 March 2010 (UTC)
 * A number of people have, unfortunately, got it into their heads that they can just blame the system whenever they carry out a dishonorable act. Did your sister actually get pregnant from the rape, or is that just a smear? 07:06, 13 March 2010 (UTC)
 * No, she did. And she decided, originally, that she was to keep it to show she was stronger than this asshole. But then, later, she decided she couldn't emotionally handle it (understandably) and was going to give it up for adoption. And I told her that I'd respect any decision she made regardless.  07:15, 13 March 2010 (UTC)
 * They did not give her a morning-after pill at the hospital? 07:30, 13 March 2010 (UTC)
 * They did. She had an allergic reation, and it did not work. 07:34, 13 March 2010 (UTC)
 * Heavy shit. You should try the English press for this type of political commentary. Really makes you ashamed that they are one of the things your country is most renowned for. 11:54, 13 March 2010 (UTC)