Essay:New interpretation of chivalry

A while ago, Andrew Schlafly, Lord Protector of Conservapedia, put together an essay trumpeting the values of "chivalry."

More recently, however, Mr. Schlafly has been trumpeting the conservative value of woman-slapping. Of course, since everything Mr. Schlafly says is completely infallible, this casts grave doubts on the validity of interpreting this essay in the straightforward, literal manner. A more fanciful interpretation is needed to reconcile Mr. Schlafly's support for chivalry with his support for woman-slapping.

In this side-by-side, I provide such an interpretation.