User talk:SuperJosh/Archive4

No cussing club edits
Go fuck yersel. 00:29, 2 January 2011 (UTC)
 * Ya fuckin' bastard, you're the first fucker to fuck my talkpage this fucking year. You should be fucking ashamed. 00:44, 2 January 2011 (UTC)
 * You little toerag. You blanked my talk page. >:(  18:08, 2 January 2011 (UTC)

Congratulations!
--Idiot number 59 (talk) 18:09, 3 January 2011 (UTC)
 * Well deserved! You should relocate mainspace to fun, and go change all the WIGO numbers! Concernedresident  omg!!! ponies!!! 13:59, 8 January 2011 (UTC)

My favourite things...
...as you've never heard them before. -- Ψ Gremlin  11:29, 11 January 2011 (UTC)
 * Liberal, atheistic, sexy, BDSM, drug-fuelled filth. Wonderful. 11:54, 11 January 2011 (UTC)
 * s'Funny that - the minute I heard it, I thought of you... -- Ψ Gremlin  12:19, 11 January 2011 (UTC)
 * I am very memorable. I remember once I saw a Japanese girl on a bus and it reminded me of you. Yaknow... cuz you like Japanese girls and stuff. 12:40, 11 January 2011 (UTC)
 * Indeed! [[file:Love hearts.gif]] I'm already stocking up on "Hentai gaijin" t-shirts for when I go over there on hols :) Just so they can't say they weren't warned. -- Ψ Gremlin  13:23, 11 January 2011 (UTC)

TibiaME
Hey! Ditch WoW and come and join me on TibiaME instead. I'll give you loads of weapons etc (but only if you create a wizard character). Do it now! World 14! 12:41, 13 January 2011 (UTC)
 * Perhaps next week when my subscription expires and coursework is complete... until then I am content to tackle the great Scourge plaguing the lands of the Eastern Kingdoms.
 * I'm so fucking cool. 14:13, 13 January 2011 (UTC)
 * Yeah but tibiame has evil sheep! And goats! 20:33, 13 January 2011 (UTC)

nice wigo!
can u plz un bin me though? Thnx. 72.45.254.78 (talk) 23:05, 18 January 2011 (UTC)
 * Cheers. I'd recommend opening an account and not vandalising from it, seeing as you've made a few edits with a bit more depth than 'I plan on sucking as much cock as I want', as much fun as I'm sure sucking cock is. If I unbin someone previously binned by Nutty Roux he spanks me. 23:11, 18 January 2011 (UTC)
 * I dont know who that was. Thanks! 72.45.254.78 (talk) 00:22, 19 January 2011 (UTC)

Woody Harrelson
His character in Zombieland is perhaps the world's greatest hero. That is all. Concernedresident omg!!! ponies!!! 13:57, 22 January 2011 (UTC)
 * "We're in the zombie killin' business. And cousin, business is a-boomin'." Funnily enough I was talking with my housemate earlier on about the scene at the end where he stands all his remaining pistol cartridges on the table in the carnival and smashes his pistol butt into them to reload. Surprisingly good movie. I might watch it later... 14:03, 22 January 2011 (UTC)
 * Yeah, that scene had me laughing. I watched it again last night. Definitely near the top of the list of "Concernedresident's movies to watch after a few beers". You remember the banjo scene? Classic. Concernedresident  omg!!! ponies!!! 14:11, 22 January 2011 (UTC)
 * And to think I originally saw Zombie Land movie by accident.... an accident I'll never regret! 15:20, 22 January 2011 (UTC)

Long time
What's up, dude? Hope all is well. 03:01, 25 January 2011 (UTC)
 * Pretty good thanks mate. Halfway through university, new semester and new classes start this week, looks like pretty decent stuff I'm gonna be learning too as the last year and a half has had it's disappointments. How's yerself? 12:23, 25 January 2011 (UTC)
 * Eh, everything is pretty much the same as it ever was. Same job, same schedule.  Just starting to poke around RW again, hoping I still remember wikicode.   22:19, 25 January 2011 (UTC)
 * You will, it all comes back. Like riding a bicycle. A jet-propelled bicycle. 16:37, 29 January 2011 (UTC)

For you
Some Cock Sparrer, old friend. 16:50, 26 January 2011 (UTC)
 * I found the UK version of White Riot yesterday which is about 100 times better than the American release. 16:53, 26 January 2011 (UTC)

100'000?
Hey, I just noticed you saying "though the £100'000 fee" on T:WIGO, and I feel the need to ask if the apostrophe is some sort of alternate convention for denoting thousands that I'm unaware of. I mostly ask because I recently reverted somebody's edit on WP that replaced a regular comma with an apostrophe in a number since I felt that this was incorrect. Now that I see it popping up again, I'm getting some doubts. Is this maybe a regional thing? Or am I just lacking common knowledge? (Knowing myself, this is sadly quite possible... =P) --Sid (talk) 22:00, 29 January 2011 (UTC)
 * As far as I'm aware in the UK either 100000, 100,000, 100'000 are acceptable. I've always used an apostrophe. Having said that, I loathe mathematics and the last time I sat a maths exam I was 15. 01:43, 30 January 2011 (UTC)
 * I think it's adorable when Brits call math "maths." P-Foster (talk) 01:56, 30 January 2011 (UTC)
 * We are the cutest, definitely the most harmless nation on this earth. There's a bit in Peep Show (British TV cult comedy shot in POV) where one character says to the other "you do the math," to which the other replies by adding "sssss" on the end of it. 11:02, 30 January 2011 (UTC)
 * Ahhhh, that explains it, thanks! --Sid (talk) 12:59, 30 January 2011 (UTC)
 * I have never seen it done with ' although I have seen it done with . which is fricking annoying because of the decimal. I think it's the French that do that. 14:27, 5 February 2011 (UTC)

Ugh!
You mean to tell me that that HCM I spent all day trying to diffuse yesterday spun even more out of control and consumed more casualties? What the hell? This place needs to lighten the fuck up. And I think you and I reviving the Silly Persons Society is just the shot nin the arm this place needs! 01:54, 30 January 2011 (UTC)
 * I knew one day the Silly Persons Society would serve its purpose. I suppose as we can't supply heroin to everyone, it'll have to do. Unless of course we start up a junk den... 11:03, 30 January 2011 (UTC)

Come on!
Sign up for TibiaME on your mobile. If you create a wizard character then I can give you some gear for free! World 14. 11:52, 1 February 2011 (UTC)
 * My phone's about six years old. I can't stand smart phones. I told my friend this who has a smart phone and he kept asking why and I told him it was because smart phones turn people who own them into people who ask other people who don't have smart phones why they don't have a smart phone and then tell us we should get smart phones. At any rate, I've got coursework now so wouldn't be using it that much. 12:28, 1 February 2011 (UTC)
 * There's a java client for older phones. I used to use it on my crappy 3 SkypePhone. Ah go on, ya know you want to. It's free for the basic missions etc. Bugger coursework, who needs a degree anyway? 12:30, 1 February 2011 (UTC)

Tongues
It's impossible to literally swallow your tongue, but it's often used as a badly worded description of it rolling back and blocking your airway. It's reasonably common in unconscious people who lose muscle tone, which is why first aid concentrates on opening the airway as a first priority. Although I can't find a decent cite for it regarding waterboarding, whoever claimed it was probably thinking that. Pouring water onto your head like that could force it down, but unless you were knocked unconscious by it you'd have enough muscle strength to put it back in the right position pretty quick. 13:57, 5 February 2011 (UTC)
 * Righto. I know nothing about first aid, I just saw that on QI, and Stephen Fry knows all. At any rate, if a source can't be found to support a symptom we list it then it shouldn't be there. 14:03, 5 February 2011 (UTC)
 * QI gets it wrong occasionally. Although it is a misconception, people do imagine it being literally flipped back and down the throat, rather than just relaxing backwards. If you try and force the back of your tongue into your throat you can just about block your own airway. 14:25, 5 February 2011 (UTC)
 * God, I hate people who take QI as the sole arbiter of truth. There was a guy I knew who thought himself a genius for uncritically lapping up everything Fry says, and it was unspeakably obnoxious. MARCVS ANTONIVS 14:30, 5 February 2011 (UTC)
 * As a note, I once knew a girl, who due to a genetic deformity, would literally swallow her tongue. There was something about it not being properly connected to the bottom of her throat, so if she wasn't paying attention, it would flop back in her mouth, and she'd swallow it.  It was weird as shit, to just be talking to her, and suddenly she starts gasping for breath, and someone has to come pull her tongue out of her throat.  (She was one of my friends older sisters, so whenever I saw her, family was around, I always asked what she did if she was like..  not at home.  Never got an answer)  But yeah.  So even at best "It's not possible for a NORMAL human to swallow their own tongue" and then all of the "it's not literal" things.   14:37, 5 February 2011 (UTC)
 * Now there's an argument against intelligent design... 15:48, 5 February 2011 (UTC)
 * I don't take QI as the sole arbiter of truth. That's literally the only thing I remember ever seeing on it. My housemates watch it and it looks boring. Although Stephen Fry remains awesome. 17:32, 5 February 2011 (UTC)
 * It's quite good, actually and I'd recommend it just for learning random shite. IIRC the early series were a bit more serious but now they're pushing the comedy factor a little more. It's as factual as you can expect it to be, and they usually correct any errors on DVD releases (wp:3753 Cruithne for instance). But if you're not also checking what it says you just fail as a skeptic. 17:37, 5 February 2011 (UTC)

Skype
Skype tonight at 5/6pm-ish? 11:52, 9 February 2011 (UTC)
 * Yeah, if I'm around. (I will almost definitely be around.) 12:47, 9 February 2011 (UTC)

Fame?
Is this about you? CP\31-60\d00a878c1d3b3746 16:43, 9 February 2011 (UTC)
 * No idea who that is. I never bothered doing anything on CP, and if I did I wouldn't use my real name. 16:48, 9 February 2011 (UTC)

I saw this and thought of you
Malawi attempts to ban farting Totnesmartin (talk) 09:30, 17 February 2011 (UTC)
 * Farting is not only natural, but hilarious. "This will not work. We will keep on farting." he said. Fight the power my Malawian brothers and sisters! 15:12, 17 February 2011 (UTC)
 * Hmm, perhaps Josh, as an active campaigner for farting, should avoid Malawi for a while. Even if you want to adopt a baby to appear more fashionable. 15:42, 17 February 2011 (UTC)

Penis
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WARNING Objects on your monitor may appear much, much larger than in real life. -- PsyGremlin  15:52, 8 March 2011 (UTC)
 * That's certainly the case here. 20:16, 8 March 2011 (UTC)
 * PENIS     Ace of Spades 20:26, 8 March 2011 (UTC)
 * My best friend likes penises, or "peni" which I believe is the correct term for multiple penises. He keeps posting sexy pictures of sexy men on Facebook. Then today he posted one of a sexy woman and I told him to make up his mind. 21:46, 8 March 2011 (UTC)

Derp!
Long time, no talking. How the fuck are you, my crazy British friend? 04:03, 13 March 2011 (UTC)
 * I'm ok thanks mate, been getting on with coursework and their fast approaching deadlines. Also beginning to feel the sting of being a damn poor student. I'm home visiting for the weekend to get some money, caught up with a couple of my buddies, went to the pub last night, had a cheeky smoke. Looking forward to drinking a ton of Guinness on Thursday too. What's going on with you? 11:45, 13 March 2011 (UTC)
 * Been busy working my ass off and looking for a new apartment. Other than that, just doing what I always do: party my ass off. Though I do work night shift, now that I got promoted. 12:33, 13 March 2011 (UTC)
 * Congrats man. I need a job. A friend of mine works in a bar, I might ask if she can put in a word for me. 13:16, 13 March 2011 (UTC)

RWW picture
I took a picture of you(from this wiki) and added it to your RWW article. I hop you do not mind, if you do, we can remove it. If you would like to submit a better picture, you may. ТyUser_talk:Tyrannis 14:19, 16 March 2011 (UTC)
 * As it backs up my numerous assertions that I am indeed Super, I permit the usage of that picture on RationalWikiWiki. 15:38, 16 March 2011 (UTC)
 * Thank you very much. :} ТyUser_talk:Tyrannis 15:39, 16 March 2011 (UTC)
 * Would you rather the British one or the American one? ТyUser_talk:Ty 12:13, 18 May 2011 (UTC)
 * Neither's good for the moment. I like the tux I'm shown wearing. 12:47, 18 May 2011 (UTC)
 * Well upload it there! Though why are you wearing a penguin? ТyUser_talk:Ty 12:49, 18 May 2011 (UTC)

More for the Glorious Meta Site
What is your college major? ТyUser_talk:Ty 21:49, 4 April 2011 (UTC)
 * Yeah, that's not gonna be revealed. Just go with the assumption that I'm totally smart and learned in every subject anyone ever talks to me about. 21:51, 4 April 2011 (UTC)
 * Ah, general studies. ТyUser_talk:Ty 21:53, 4 April 2011 (UTC)

eFag
Speaking of which, since Nutty doesn't want it in return for sending me some drugs, how do you fancy trying out a disposable eCigarette? I got two with some free credit I was given from a vendor because I helped them fix a problem with their SSL certificate, and I'm saving one for my friend at work, so you can have the other if you fancy giving it a go? 16:02, 16 March 2011 (UTC)
 * That's very kind of you, but I'm OK for it thanks. I'm completely avoiding anything that reminds me of smoking at the moment, especially with approaching coursework deadlines in the coming month. I have a strong feeling they'd tempt me back onto ciggies. How're the drugs working out which Crundy sent you? 16:32, 16 March 2011 (UTC)
 * You mean that nutty sent me (sounds like you've been on some drugs)? Haven't used it yet, because (1) my hospital tank hasn't cycled and is chock full of ammonia, so I doubt I can use it anyway, (2) it's probably too small to handle the bioload from my yellow tang, and (3) I can't catch the little fuckers. Seriously they're really fucking fast! I'm gonna leave them and hope the whitespot doesn't reinfect my remaining two fish when it eventually does hatch. Heh, also I bought a couple of cleaner shrimp to replace the two OAP ones that died, and the tang won't leave them alone. She wants to be cleaned 24/7 and the shrimp have got fed up with it and are hiding in a cave. 16:36, 16 March 2011 (UTC)
 * Haha. Sea creatures. I got a goldfish when I was about 12 because I was sad my hamster died and it ended up living for nearly 8 years. I was happy when it died, I was sick of cleaning the grime-encrusted bowl every week.
 * Not on drugs, but someone came and stole my blood earlier which is why this strong cup of coffee is making me write a massive bunch of crap on this essay I have to hand in tomorrow. 17:11, 16 March 2011 (UTC)
 * I had a weather loach when I was a kid that lived for 15 frikkin years. It will still in my parent's house when I moved out to Uni! 10:41, 18 March 2011 (UTC)

Neighbour
Sounds like you did need that eFag after all! Any news updates on the situation? 14:03, 29 March 2011 (UTC)
 * We've heard nothing back from the po-leese since, so they're either still investigating or he's turned up clean. We think my neighbour might know we called the cozzers because he's not come round since and the one or two times my housemates have seen him he seems to be ignoring us, which suits us all fine - I want nothing to do with the cunt, and neither do any of my housemates. Thanks for checking. How's everything with you? 14:31, 29 March 2011 (UTC)
 * Ah the usual. Nowt interesting. 14:32, 29 March 2011 (UTC)
 * Pfft. That sounds boring. Let me know when the next cabal meeting is. I have no money in wallet and have to stay indoors from now on. 15:05, 31 March 2011 (UTC)

A very important e-mail.
In regards to the very important e-mail which I have sent you: I have sent you a very important e-mail. P-Foster (talk) 14:50, 31 March 2011 (UTC)
 * In regards to the very important e-mail which you have sent me: the very important email which you sent me has been received and responded to in a timely fashion. 15:03, 31 March 2011 (UTC)

Copy editing
It's editing copy, obviously. 15:54, 31 March 2011 (UTC)
 * Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, it all makes sense now. Thanks Armondikov. 15:56, 31 March 2011 (UTC)
 * And to think some people question your noobiness. Occasionaluse (talk) 15:57, 31 March 2011 (UTC)
 * I'm slowly becoming more competent. Occasionally I do have to do things to refresh my status as annoying n00b. 15:59, 31 March 2011 (UTC)
 * SuperJosh is a classic case of this. ТyUser_talk:Tyrannis 16:01, 31 March 2011 (UTC)
 * Somewhat. I do use my natural charm, charisma and ravishing good looks to help me feign idiocy, which has helped me get out of sticky situations before. I am clumsy, however, and it is not uncommon for me to inadvertently harm myself/other/destroy things within my immediate reach IRL. 16:06, 31 March 2011 (UTC)
 * So long as you don't use it to pick up chicks it's all fine. 16:20, 31 March 2011 (UTC)
 * It's obvious that no one here really knows anything about my wild lifestyle... 10:58, 22 April 2011 (UTC)

Wildfires
Only you can prevent them 12:38, 5 April 2011 (UTC)
 * I do what I can. I even broke the door on my grill several months ago to protect my housemates from a potential grill fire. They didn't see it that way, and instead shouted at me. I had to pay over £100 to get it fixed, but we haven't had any fires, so it was worth it. 13:11, 5 April 2011 (UTC)

The Germs
Hello, old friend. Just thought I'd stop by and leave you this video to enjoy. Cheers! Conservative Punk (talk) 18:45, 1 May 2011 (UTC)
 * I owe you quite a lot for showing me these old punk bands I've never heard of. I've just looked up the Germs and now Jello Biafra talking about Darby Crash and Pat Smear on Live after Death makes sense to me. 19:18, 1 May 2011 (UTC)

hey josh
thumb|200px|Wanna lick her pussy?
 * No thank you. It looks weird. 11:47, 3 May 2011 (UTC)

Mr. Josh
ТyUser_talk:Ty 12:24, 4 May 2011 (UTC)
 * Being British, does the jurisdiction of the mighty FDACS stretch to the UK? 13:02, 4 May 2011 (UTC)
 * The FDACS is master of all things. ТyUser_talk:Ty 13:25, 4 May 2011 (UTC)

Evidence
To whit. I also present the collected works of Rational Fucktard, Little girl, King of the Rats and Eva Braun. Now, may I vndal bin the little fucker, or must I spank your botty until it glows in the dark first? -- PsyGremlin  15:05, 6 May 2011 (UTC)
 * Psy is right. It's impossible that more than one person finds this place at a time. Occasionaluse (talk) 15:09, 6 May 2011 (UTC)
 * Trust me on this. My skills were very finely honed whilst on Conservapedia. I can say, with 95% confidence, that all Sids are German and that anybody who creates an account after my fourth G&T is a troll. possibly a liberal too. -- PsyGremlin  15:12, 6 May 2011 (UTC)
 * I don't see how that edit constitutes vandalism. He may have poor wiki-fu and wanted to add a new quote to the random template without knowing what he was really doing - he could have gone on to become a productive editor and one day rule the wiki, taking it from Human in a bloody power struggle. I didn't say anything about Rational Fucktard et al. And please don't spank me, I can't afford talcon powder, nor do I know where to buy it.. 16:19, 6 May 2011 (UTC)
 * Talc won't help you, you need moisturiser and something soothing. ADK ...I'll revolt your harpsichord! 00:42, 7 May 2011 (UTC)

What is Going on at RationalWiki?
I leave for a week to deal with a friend's wedding, and this place is voting to de-crat Human? What did you spike the Saloon Bar punch with while I was gone? Also, here's some Minutemen for you. Cheers! 20:52, 8 May 2011 (UTC)
 * Normally I'd deny this, but it was cocaine. I put cocaine in the punch. Either that or everyone is just acting like an asshole. That's right, asshole. The American spelling. I went there. 22:14, 8 May 2011 (UTC)

Thanks
I tried to stay out of this until now but it really has become so retarded. Its like so many of you choose to ignore the bleeding obvious. Then you go off and create a constitutional convention!!! OMG. Monty Python would love to mock this. Do me a favour while you're at it, unblock my MarcusCicero account. I won't partake in the debate any more, its too stupid and its full of asperger's retards. 86.45.195.245 (talk) 09:39, 10 May 2011 (UTC)
 * The MC account isn't blocked. However, rest assured that I would have unblocked it. You don't really serve any purpose here except to wind people up and as everyone's so preoccupied with a minor incident, it would be amusing to me to see which way it would go a) fuel for the fire, or b) no one noticing. 10:04, 10 May 2011 (UTC)


 * I was blocked for 3 months by Phantom Hoover, which isn't showing up on the logs. Unblock me anyway please. The present discourse it utterly absurd, and I know most sensible, non aspergers people see it that way too. I'm not really getting involved as I automatically invalidate whatever faction I endorse. Its a bit like Hamas or Louis Farakhan endorsing Barack Obama. Not helpful :) 86.45.195.245 (talk) 11:14, 10 May 2011 (UTC)

"How's it going buddy? Haven't seen much of you in a while 'round these here parts."
Basically I had a shitty RL few months, and blocked myself from here to free up time to deal with stuff instead of hiding on the internet (funny place to hide, I know...) Anyway things have picked up and it looks like I might be working at a volunteer-run radio station in the near future. Also, i am amused by Firefox's spellchecker querying the word internet. Oh, and spellchecker. And Firefox. Totnesmartin (talk) 11:42, 10 May 2011 (UTC)
 * Glad things are working out for you. Radioing's fun. I've done a fair bit of it for my uni station. Let me know what comes of it, if you're on air I may well tune in someday. 11:44, 10 May 2011 (UTC)
 * here you go! I may even do some presenting, in which case I shall spam RW in advance. Totnesmartin (talk) 11:51, 10 May 2011 (UTC)

Because you're multi-cultural like that
-- PsyGremlin  15:30, 11 May 2011 (UTC)

Cities
Welcome to BR. There is, quite literally, nothing to do in this city. London now, that was a fun place. ТyUser_talk:Ty 12:54, 12 May 2011 (UTC)
 * Yeah, London's awesome. When I look out my window I can see Big Ben. 13:44, 12 May 2011 (UTC)
 * Next time I'm there I'll look you up! I can think of no conceivable reason that you would ever want to visit Baton Rouge though. ТyUser_talk:Ty 13:50, 12 May 2011 (UTC)

I note...
...that you're here now but not on Skype. Crundy Talk nerdy to me 22:38, 16 May 2011 (UTC)
 * My housemate has an exam early tomorrow morning and as his room is next to mine I don't want to disturb him with my loud talking. Otherwise I would be, no bullshit. Sorry. 22:56, 16 May 2011 (UTC)
 * Well, we could have IM chatted. You just don't love me anymore. You've been with nutty again haven't you? Crundy Talk nerdy to me 08:46, 17 May 2011 (UTC)
 * No, haven't actually spoken to anyone on Skype in a while. Been finishing up with exams and had other stuff on too, but I'm done now so may be on a bit more. 09:46, 17 May 2011 (UTC)
 * That's what they say. And then you see him at the pub skyping with another girl. She's prettier than you are but seems dull. You'll give him a few weeks to get tired of her and skype you again. A few months go by and you see them at the shop. She's laughing and wearing an engagement ring. Nutty Roux (talk) 13:16, 17 May 2011 (UTC)

The only thing that can save this Wiki now
IS for you to revive the Silly Persons Society. I would do it all myself, but my laptop is fried and I do not have reliable internets. But I can help out with jokes and the like as needed. Cheers, mate! 14:41, 18 May 2011 (UTC)
 * Nay, nay. Who needs silliness when the punx are united?  We can never be divided.   14:58, 18 May 2011 (UTC)
 * [[File:Goodpost.gif]] 15:02, 18 May 2011 (UTC)
 * The R-Esh-P-Esh ish sherious fucking bushiness my friendsh. --From the deshk of Shir Sean Connery.15:20, 18 May 2011 (UTC)

The only thing that can save this wiki is punk rock

Nutty Roux (talk) 17:41, 18 May 2011 (UTC)

Have I told you about my new girlfriend???
She's a skater. Thus, I'm a Skater Dater! 23:28, 28 May 2011 (UTC)
 * That's a-very nice. I got home drunk last night and found that my ex left me a bitchy message on Fbk accusing me of being an alcoholic. I got back at her by having sex with her friend. 08:19, 29 May 2011 (UTC)
 * And how did he feel about that? Crundy Talk nerdy to me 09:41, 15 June 2011 (UTC)
 * Idunno. Bad hopefully. Her friend didn't feel anything because my penis is miniscule. Sometimes I even doubt I have one. 17:54, 19 June 2011 (UTC)
 * Is she part of the Minnesota RollerGirls, by any chance? 08:23, 29 May 2011 (UTC)
 * Unfortunately, no. By "skater", I meant skateboards, not rollerblades. But I do have a cousin who is a former member of the RollerGirls. 08:41, 29 May 2011 (UTC)

ROBOT
A few months ago you welcomed me on my talk page to RW when I first created an account and was doodling with my userbox stuff. I thought that you were some kind of robot and the message was auto-generated... Do you get that a lot? Anyway thanks for the kind welcome :) Markedc (talk) 12:46, 9 June 2011 (UTC)
 * At the time when I was writing it I suppose I thought it might've looked like an automated message. My ex-girlfriend accused me of being a robot once, but that's just because I'm terrible in bed. 12:55, 9 June 2011 (UTC)

Since you think your so super....
I thought you might like to know that there are Anti-Heros about. In fact, here they are! Enjoy. 09:03, 11 June 2011 (UTC)

Modnomination
FYI, you've been nominated as a possible mod at RationalWiki:Moderator elections. You need to accept the nomination in the next few days if you want to be on the ballot. 18:23, 16 June 2011 (UTC)
 * Right, thanks for letting me know. 22:41, 16 June 2011 (UTC)

The Exploited
Here;s some good ol' Exploited for you. Cheers! 11:54, 19 June 2011 (UTC)
 * Funny how they don't sound remotely Scottish, just cockney. Cheers man! 17:51, 19 June 2011 (UTC)

Sorry Sir.
--RatMaster háblame 13:06, 3 July 2011 (UTC)
 * No sweat. 17:27, 3 July 2011 (UTC)

Consider your position carefully Josh
I am planning some major repurcussions if the RWian community decide to do away with me just because I called a spade a fucking spade. Consider your position carefully Josh. There will be rewards for those who stay loyal to me when the revolution comes. 86.45.204.60 (talk) 13:08, 3 July 2011 (UTC)
 * Don't labour under the delusion I like you. Your adamance in remaining at this website for the sole purpose of trying to cause as much trouble as possible is a testament to how you must have nothing better to do with your time. Your personal attacks are also frequently unprompted and foul - in defending this thread from reversion you called PsyGremlin a racist because he's a white South African, and in a civilised conversation on your talkpage you said you had sex with my mother, which I still think is probably a lie. As for grandiose claims of radical leadership on a relatively minor snark-science wiki... well, if you think that's impressive, then good for you.
 * I just don't believe in censorship and see no reasons for your comments to be removed. 17:43, 3 July 2011 (UTC)

i'm Moderating You
Don't poke him with a stick, okay? Thanks. P-FosterCan't we talk about this, baby? 21:19, 11 July 2011 (UTC)
 * Yes sir, Mr Moderator. I will act moderately from now on. 21:26, 11 July 2011 (UTC)

Found this and thought of you....
Please enjoy! Cheers. 20:18, 13 July 2011 (UTC)

Where do you stand during these troubled times?
Foster is being more authoritarian than ever, destroying every semblance of reasonableness that was once his custom disposition. I'm wondering where you stand in this present madness as he gradually evolves into a Stalinist bastard incapable of tolerating dissent. Any thoughts? 86.47.30.12 (talk) 21:31, 5 August 2011 (UTC)
 * I'm not as active as I once was. I like P-Foster and I don't like you. That's where I stand. 21:34, 5 August 2011 (UTC)
 * I'll tell ya one thing, my knob is so big I can't hardly stand on my own two legs. Aceof Spadessilverbrain.png 21:36, 5 August 2011 (UTC)
 * Haha! A good sally, but not nearly good enough. You can't close your eyes forever. I liked Foster once, and he me, but he betrayed me in the end, just like he will you. He has a dark heart and dreams and plots only of power and its acquisition. You blind fools! None of you can see it! 86.46.184.178 (talk) 21:38, 5 August 2011 (UTC)
 * What happened between you two? I've always been curious about that. Did he actually get you questioned by the police or was that all just penis-measuring as I do frequently with the New Zealander above? 21:40, 5 August 2011 (UTC)
 * Wut? 86.46.184.178 (talk) 21:42, 5 August 2011 (UTC)
 * Oh wait, that might've been Never/Occasionaluse. Disregard previous statement. 22:18, 5 August 2011 (UTC)

Riots
Since you are located near the London riots in some fashion, I thought you could use some rioting music. 10:57, 11 August 2011 (UTC)
 * I've been walking round singing that, along with London Calling and White Riot. A very punk rock week musicwise for me. 11:09, 11 August 2011 (UTC)
 * Oh, and Anarchy in the UK. Can't forget Anarchy. 11:11, 11 August 2011 (UTC)

No trouble round my way
Waterloo has been largely unaffected by the riots. A pawn shop got broken into, which I think people are happy about as they get to tell all their friends exciting 'first hand' tales of rioting and looting. Also, Icelands was closed on the tuesday. AMassiveGay (talk) 11:28, 11 August 2011 (UTC)
 * Good, good. Some warehouse shops near me (Homebase, Currys, etc.) got a few windows smashed a couple nights ago, but since the po-lease got drafted up everyone trying to cause trouble here's been sent packing. 11:39, 11 August 2011 (UTC)

Accents
Thought you'd like this, while sacking the ol' throbbing wobbly on a saucy twat crumpet. Crundy Talk nerdy to me 08:05, 16 August 2011 (UTC)
 * I did enjoy that, thank you dear Crundy! It is lamentable how in these modern times negligible amounts of British toffs and sillynannies converse in traditional olde English speak. 15:32, 16 August 2011 (UTC)

Harakiri!
Crundy Talk nerdy to me 08:27, 19 August 2011 (UTC)

A stern warning
13:01, 4 September 2011 (UTC)

No no no!
Crundy Talk nerdy to me 12:18, 5 October 2011 (UTC)
 * I like that no, but I like this no as well. But which is better? 10:51, 23 October 2011 (UTC)

Welcome back
Long time, no fart. Pimobile (talk) 10:56, 23 October 2011 (UTC)
 * Yeah where the hell have you been? Crundy <font color="#00F0A20">Talk nerdy to me 15:16, 24 October 2011 (UTC)
 * Been busy with stuff the last month and I didn't have any internet access for a while. Worked out well too, as I was fucking sick of everyone hating on each other and I needed a break, not that it looks like much has changed. How've you guys been? What've I missed? 16:29, 24 October 2011 (UTC)
 * Missed nothing interesting that I can think of. <font color="#CC0000" size="3">ADK <font color=#330033>...I'll dehydrate your adjective! 17:19, 24 October 2011 (UTC)

So called "Super" Josh
Been awhile. How is it? Aceace 19:00, 1 November 2011 (UTC)
 * Not too bad. Last year at uni, getting the work piled on, not drinking too excessively too regularly anymore. A bit annoyed at how I'm going to be a "real" adult in less than a years' time but apart from that I'm golden. How's everything with you? 19:33, 1 November 2011 (UTC)
 * I have been super busy. Working hard and plugging away at my university. Decided to go for a master degree. May take a few more years though. Aceace 19:38, 1 November 2011 (UTC)
 * Jesus, seems like you've been at uni longer than I have. How many extra years is it for a Masters in your course? Only one for me, though my course isn't academic. 23:14, 1 November 2011 (UTC)

For you, my crayon-stealing friend....
Taco Bell by my friend's band, the Hardcore Crayons. Enjoy. 18:49, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
 * Ooh, ska. I like. I'm seeing Flogging Molly again tomorrow. Pictures to come. 14:57, 3 November 2011 (UTC)

Will you join my movement?
I have always admired you as a man of unfailing integrity and decency. Although I have previously approached you covertly via email, I believe the time is ripe to cease such Machiavellian plots and operate in the open. As you know, the Rationalwiki Liberty Confederation grows in strength every day. We are committed to the destruction of the moderator institution (Whose net result has been an equal level of HCM, more petty personal rivalries, the rise of an observably egocentric oligarchy, and mass censorship of any criticism of the power structure - just note how this personal message will be immediately reverted, if you're looking for proof) We will restore the ancient mobocracy for which our descendants fought for so valiantly. We need your sword, your dedication, and your strong ethos of liberty. Will you join us? 86.40.84.124 (talk) 13:11, 12 November 2011 (UTC)
 * No. 13:13, 12 November 2011 (UTC)


 * Why? 86.40.84.124 (talk) 13:17, 12 November 2011 (UTC)
 * I come on RationalWiki to shoot the shit, though originally because I hated CP. CP being all but dead now means that I exist here to shoot the shit and occasionally make one or two pointless edits to articles no one cares here cares about, though it amuses me. I've pretty much steered clear of community standards arguments the whole time I've been here because they are incredibly fucking boring. The last thing I want to do here is campaign for something which I don't really care about. In short, I don't give a fuck about site politics.
 * As an aside, you've never emailed me asking me to join you, Darth Vader. Also I think you mean ancestors, not descendants.
 * Also also, what's your view on the Poppy? Irish aren't you? I proudly wear it and don't see any connection to sectarianism. Indeed, half my family is Irish Catholic. 13:46, 12 November 2011 (UTC)

A) I loathe site politics too. Which is why I believe the present strucutre; the creation of a site hierarchy who hold absolute powers over your inherent right to free expression - is a fundamental evil. Apathy paves the road for tyranny. Though it goes against both of our instincts, sometimes good men have to take a stand against oppression.

B) The poppy thing is a tricky one. The main reason why its so controversial in Ireland is because during the Troubles the Ulster Presbyterian community (Who lost many thousands at the battle of the Somme and a whole regiment of Ulstermen were wiped out in Thiepval Wood) used it to castigate and generally irritate the Catholic minority. It was part of the jingoistic culture (Along with the annual 12th July parades which deliberately marched through Catholic areas in order to provoke) and naturally, irish Catholics thought of it as yet another symbol of their oppression. It has deeper roots in the south as well; following the War of Independenance it was the standard Republican dogma that those Irishmen who died in WWI (c. 30,000 souls) did so at the behest of 'British Imperialism' and died, by definition, fighting for their natural enemies. So the two thousand or so Republicans who died in the 5 years between 1916-1921 were automatically elevated to the realm of national salvation and the 30,000 Irish Nationalists who died in the years 1914-1918 were written off as national traitors. Recent historiography has thankfully reversed this standard Republican dogma and in recent years Irish people have begun to celebrate their ancestors who died in a hopeless and terrible war which very few fought for ideological reasons. The poppy isn't widely worn because of its toxic association with Northern Presbyterian bigotry, but overall the majority of Irish people regard the loss of Irish life in WWI with an intense and genuine sadness. 86.45.238.109 (talk) 14:12, 12 November 2011 (UTC)
 * I would've thought something along those lines too, the loss of life in the Great War was at the hands of the government and not so ideological, at least not as much as the Second World War where most people were genuinely disgusted with Nazism (the obvious exceptions being Mosley and Henry Ford). I don't even remember being taught in school the causes of WWI at an adult level. They kind of glossed over it, mentioned Franz Ferdinand and that was pretty much it. On the other hand the rise of Hitler is so well known because the Holocaust is understandably one of the worst crimes against humanity ever committed. In both wars British men were basically given a choice of join the Army or get imprisoned for draft-dodging, which is no choice at all. Such a shame that the poppy's seen by some as a symbol of British Imperialism instead of a commemorative symbol. 16:11, 12 November 2011 (UTC)
 * I'm not too keen on poppy fascism anyway to be honest. Public historical commemmorations are mostly tacky and annoying. That famous song (And the Band Played Waltzing Mathilda) tells the story of an Australian soldier in Gallipolli who is gazing in dismay at all the veterans marching to commemmorate that horrible event. Commemmoration more often than not becomes a vehicle for propaganda. I suppose the point is that the First World War was an eminently preventable conflict and to commemmorate the huge body count every year does an insult to all those young men who died so pointlessly. Thats the point that song makes, at any rate. 86.47.74.195 (talk) 16:23, 12 November 2011 (UTC)

Cookie
Joshua is so very much a n00b, that even 2 years into his wiki life, he's a noob. clearly, the best noob in the land. or worst, depending on how one defines it all. (there, good endorsement?)<font face="Estrangelo Edessa"><font color="Blue">Godot  Moi j'dis, laisse beton 17:43, 16 November 2011 (UTC)

Dan Carlin podcast
Rather than email the mp3 (it's 100 mb) I've posted it in the public folder of my dropbox account at http://dl.dropbox.com/u/50075114/Show%2026%20-%20%28BLITZ%29%20Addicted%20to%20Bondag.mp3. 15:26, 18 November 2011 (UTC)
 * Downloaded. I'm gonna be taking a nice old bus ride today so I'll pop it on my iPod and have a listen. Thanks a lot G. 12:34, 19 November 2011 (UTC)

I went to CP and came back an atheist.
Hi. Just read how CP affected you at Talk:Atheist bus campaign and thought I'd post here in case you didn't see my response. Great story - we should encourage more people to visit the place.--BobSpring is sprung! 08:14, 20 November 2011 (UTC)
 * Thanks, I do like writing those little stories. I've only become a complete nonbeliever in the last couple years, I still thought myself agnostic when I signed up here in April '09. In a messed up way I really owe thanks to CP for making me realise the extremes with which some people take religion. 11:35, 20 November 2011 (UTC)
 * We should tell the Flying Kitty Man - can't remember his name.--BobSpring is sprung! 11:37, 20 November 2011 (UTC)
 * Like the Lone Ranger his name is beyond your ken. 14:39, 20 November 2011 (UTC)

Whatever Green Day does....
The Business does better. 14:23, 22 November 2011 (UTC)

Archive
Your talk page is about as long as Ace's liquor shopping list right now! <font color="#777777">Crundy <font color="#00F0A20">Talk nerdy to me 14:00, 30 November 2011 (UTC)
 * Your talk page is about as long as Michael Vick's new puppy wish list. 14:10, 30 November 2011 (UTC)
 * I'm waiting 'til the New Year to archive it, though it is starting to take quite a long time to load. I wish I had a puppy. Or a kitten. The girls I live with want to get a kitten but we're in a rented property and it's not allowed by the tenant's agreement. 21:18, 30 November 2011 (UTC)
 * Get a cat rather than a kitten, then you don't have to rear it for months before slaughter :) <font color="#777777">Crundy <font color="#00F0A20">Talk nerdy to me 16:07, 2 December 2011 (UTC)

Brxbrx
is not a sysop. Please don't block him. -- Nx  / talk 08:15, 3 December 2011 (UTC)
 * Also Brxbrx is kewl. 'Nuff said. 09:21, 3 December 2011 (UTC)
 * Why doesn't he just accept being a sysop and quit being a fucking martyr? Aceace 09:34, 3 December 2011 (UTC)
 * Because he is as stubborn as everyone else on RW. -- Nx  / talk 09:39, 3 December 2011 (UTC)
 * What? I didn't block him. 10:57, 3 December 2011 (UTC)
 * You did -- Nx  / talk 11:02, 3 December 2011 (UTC)
 * Oh yeah. Don't worry I've apologised to him. 11:07, 3 December 2011 (UTC)

Brxbrx
Don't fucking block him for three fucking months. He's not a fucking sysop. Ok? -- Nx  / talk 07:23, 7 December 2011 (UTC)
 * I think I can speak for SuperJosh and say "Fuck off Nx". Aceace 07:27, 7 December 2011 (UTC)
 * My apologies Nx. As I'm sure you can tell from my block comment, I thought he was a sysop, confusing the English positive and negative with each other. It will not happen again, lest I be struck down by another of you eloquent warnings. 10:17, 7 December 2011 (UTC)

Hey
As (presumably) a university student in the U.K., would you say you enjoy the university system? Academically? Socially? Feel free to answer or not. 01:22, 12 December 2011 (UTC)
 * Whether or not you can say you "enjoyed" university really depends on so many factors. British students have a rep for being lazy, unemployed, poor drunken slobs. From personal observation, I've noticed that most wasters (which included myself in my first and second years) tend to be people usually born and bred in Britain, while foreign students tend to actually stay in and work more, though as they pay nearly £9'000 a year, I can't blame them for not wanting to waste time on getting their stomachs pumped. I think university is easily one of the best social opportunities one can get and it shouldn't be wasted. I had a great time in my first year, though I was lucky because I'd saved up quite a lot of money from working, so I could have a good time. My second year was good, though not as enjoyable as the first. My final year (this one, graduating in May assuming I don't fail) has been pretty shit socially as most of my friends are either skint, have boyfriends/girlfriends they spend all their time with, or just don't want to go out anymore. I actually find that I can't wait to go home for Xmas next weekend as I'll have more fun at home than I will at uni.
 * Academics really depends on which university and which course you pick. Me and most of my class have been disappointed with our course; several modules over the last couple years have been totally irrelevant to what we came here to study. Having said that there have also been enjoyable and interesting modules and (generally speaking) I enjoy most of my coursework. However, some of our tutors are completely fucking dire at handing our coursework back; our head tutor actually lost my friend's test paper from last semester and he now has to resit it if he wants to get a grade in it in the new year. As he is an overseas £9'000pa student, he's understandably very unhappy about this. However, this is down to personal clumsiness rather than the way the university is ran.
 * As far as funding goes, I don't agree with the massive cuts being supplemented by hiking fees to £6'000pa> for the 2012 academic year onwards. I started uni in 2009 when fees were £3'500pa, and then the Tories got elected in May 2010 and introducing plans to jack up fees by 100% with no opposition from their Libdem coalition partners who went back on their election promise to not just block raising fees, but abolish them altogether, simply so they could hold on to the little bit of power they held in governemnt. Now having witnessed Tory economics for the first time in my life (I wasn't around in Thatcher's days and I was too young to know about anything John Major was doing) I have now pledged to never vote for them for the rest of my life. That may sound pathetic and petty, but the cuts have affected my generation specifically (not mentioning all the others to the public sector and education at large). If I ever have kids they will not be going to university with fees as high as they are unless I'm earning £100k+ each year, which I won't be.
 * Also, Scottish students studying at Scottish universities get their fees paid for by their Parliament. When they study at English or Welsh universities, they get most their fees paid for through grants etc. English students on the other hand have no cover as they are simply hit by the fees set out by their universities which have been given a free rein by the British parliament, but as this is more to do with my views on a devolved English parliament, I shall stop here.
 * Summary: Social - good. Academic - dependent. Funding and politics - bad. 11:41, 12 December 2011 (UTC)
 * From having gone through it, that sounds about right. If your social life is taking a dive in the third year might be because you're all, shock-of-horrors, growing up. Thankfully I hung around with people who had always had the idea that a good time was getting sloshed at home with wine and food rather than in an over-priced club until 4 in the morning, so the transition to maturity wasn't that much a smack in the face. Get used to being skint, even with a degree in your pocket you can't expect to waltz into a job that pays decently. In fact most graduates I know have ended up in lower level admin jobs rather than awesomesonic management positions. Which sort of defies the point of a university education, really. Scarlet A.png<font color=#CC0033>bomination 11:52, 12 December 2011 (UTC)
 * I've thought that too (the growing up thing) and it depresses the hell out of me. Especially when your ladyfriend in first year is going out three/four nights a week clubbing and you go out twice a month to the pub if you're lucky (though I still drink at home about 3 nights week). The job market's just a slap in the face. A friend of mine last year went to uni for three months, did literally no work and dropped out just after Christmas last year. He came home, signed on, and after about a month he got a job as a bank teller which he's had for several months now. You can bet your arse he's earning a better paycheque than I'll be in my first job as a graduate. 13:22, 12 December 2011 (UTC)
 * Whoops, sorry for missing this, and thanks for the extensive reply. I'm not sure where you are geographically but what I'm strongly considering is probably in London, so on the financial side it seems like that would be even harder cost-of-livingwise. That being said it's interesting to hear that you found your course disappointing - did you ever want to change? That you took some irrelevant modules is not likely to be a problem, because in Murka as you probably know the norm is to have to take classes outside your major/minor. 04:35, 15 December 2011 (UTC)
 * I'm from London though I don't go to any London-based universities. I'd rather not publicly mention my location, though I'm happy for you to email me if you want to know more. I have several friends that live in and around the main university campuses in central London (Westminster, Universities of East and Central etc.) and it is very expensive - house prices, whether renting or buying, student or employed, get a lot cheaper the further away from London you are. My on-campus accommodation in first year was around £80pw while for my student friends in London the cheapest was about £110pw. If money's an issue I'd recommend looking for a pad in wp:Outer London where it's slightly cheaper.
 * I've never seriously entertained the idea of dropping out/changing module, because I enjoy the topic of my course far too much to dump it because a couple of modules didn't live up to expectation. There was a time in our first year when a friend on my course was considering changing, but he eventually decided to stick with it. A LOT of people dropped out over first year, but this happens with a lot of courses anyway. I'm not sure how the British system differs from the American one, but at university-level (18+, 17+ for Scottish students) you study one main "degree" topic which is broken down into several modules across the 3 (sometimes 4) years you're studying for. It's different from the high school education studying several broad topics (English, science, maths, etc.) all at once. 11:24, 15 December 2011 (UTC)

In honor of the revival of the Silly Persons Society
I have this little trinket I saved for you. Cheers old friend! 14:57, 12 December 2011 (UTC)
 * Thank you, I like this trinket. 15:11, 12 December 2011 (UTC)

User Josh, what is best in life?
Aceace 00:59, 14 December 2011 (UTC)
 * I do like this song, but, dear God, the lip-syncing gets really obvious around 2:55.  01:07, 14 December 2011 (UTC)
 * Well I like drinking beer in my garden on a warm summer night... with my best girl by my side... and I'd sing... sing... ... sing... ... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh... ah'm a lumberjack and ah'm okay... ah sleep all night and ah work all day... 11:40, 15 December 2011 (UTC)