Essay:Escape from the Tea Gods/Help

"Oh god, please fucking help me. I have been trapped by the Tea Gods for the crime of not drinking tea. I hate tea. I fucking hate tea," you beg.

The cow licks a stone. The cow bites some grass.

"Walk with me," the cow moo-ed.

"Keep walking."

"You really should exercise more."

💬 I'm exhausted.

👟 Keep walking.