Conservapedia:What is going on at CP?/January 2010

Ken: My articles are zooming to the top of Google China! Andy: We're honored!

The citations debate continues. TK: "Books suck, you Cognac-sipping elitists."Ed: "Citations from books are the best, but they are hard to verify. My favorite source therefore is a book which is available online." Karajou: "My position is that anyone and everyone is strongly encouraged to use, and cite from, books and other printed material." and "Actually, they are easy to verify". TK: "See, peon, the admins you sneakily approached agree with me! Books are the best, but be sure and use MLA format." [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Conservapedia:Manual_of_Style&curid=10633&diff=750859&oldid=750857 Now let me make this policy accordingly. "Online sources are preferred."] The dumbing down of CP (and the liberal deceit of TK) continues, unabated. TK blocks one of the last productive contributors for a week and starts to destroy his work. Ed's advice: Accept the block in humility... TK burns the evidence (it seems only trolls and troublemakers debate these days), luckily we have a of most of it. Of course no Republican would attempt to bring about such travesties as fewer traffic jams and slightly more breathable air. What does one of the greatest American authors of all time have to do to get a stubby article on CP? Die, apparently. AlexWD uses Andy's new project to point out some uncomfortable facts. Andy does his classic kneejerk response.  Conservapedia sets a record with spoofs on the main page. Uncle Ed: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Art_Robinson&oldid=750493 We don't label experts who are conservatives. But if someone expresses an opinion outside his expertise, we label him!] What about BotP, Ed?

Conservapedia unveils a new scientific hoax! First they tackled evolution. Then global warming. Now, beware you Californians, because Conservapedia has its eyes on dismantling the hoax of... bilingual education! In latest news, Americans can't drive, with or without cellphones. Andy sez "On the twelfth day of cold weather, Florida gave to me: a 50-70 percent dead coral reef therefore disproving global warming. And a partridge in a dead tree." Not content with the "oarsman-regatta" question, Andy thinks the SAT should test knowledge of Christian doctrine and American party politics. Andy starts a list of words that look superficially alike but have opposite meanings. You know, like "Conservapedia" and "Wikipedia." TK: "CP admins shouldn't have to go to libraries to verify sources." AlexWD: "Sloth isn't a conservative value, and shouldn't the admins have conservative books on their shelves?" TK blusters back: [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Debate%3AShould_citations_from_books_be_discouraged_on_CP%3F&diff=750422&oldid=750411 you elitists and your books and brandy-sipping ways! I'm having none of your sly attempts to embarass me. Respect mah autoritay.] AlexWD: I shall win you over with humour, my Lord. TK: What is this humour of which you speak? I do not know it. Oh dear: JDWPianist is looking for love help in all the wrong places. Andy lets everyone know the quality of his "Writing and SAT Verbal Skills" course with a mangling of grammar. Jpatt makes it clear that Obama did not win the election, but got appointed to the post due to the color of his skin.

"Nutty" is a good encyclopedic word, right TK? <votecp poll=wigo3145 closed="yes">Another Weakly Toon. Yawn. <votecp poll=wigo3144 closed="yes">Are Obama's speeches a carefully scripted charade or do even the minutest details reveal deep insights about him? I guess the answer is "whichever Andy wants at the moment." <votecp poll=wigo3143 closed="yes"> Conservapedia, in a nutshell - II: User: Facts! TK: Oversight! TK: Bye! <votecp poll=wigo3142 closed="yes">JacobB: "You're a liberal with a very high made-up score!" Andy: "AMAZING! Make a page on how to calculate this!" JacobB: "We have the technology, but we can't let the bad guys know how to defeat it!" (Not like vandals haven't already cracked how to be a CP-approved member.) <votecp poll=wigo3141 closed="yes">Obama's deceit is that he uses teleprompters and speechwriters! Just like have done <votecp poll=wigo3140 closed="yes">🇰🇪 is really excited at the thought that Conservapedia will be mentioned in a gabfest among four people who aren't firing on all their cylinders. <votecp poll=wigo3139 closed="yes">"As Jesus told them off, the scribes and Pharisees furiously interrogated Him about everything,/ plotting and seeking to quote Him for a politically incorrect remark to use against Him." Luke 11:53-54, Andy's travesty Conservative Bible. UPDATE: Andy: If Christ were alive today liberals and atheists would try to get him to say something politically incorrect. Andy is no Dostoevsky. <votecp poll=wigo3138 closed="yes">Two businessmen plan to dispose of their own stock holdings as they see fit, free market style. But the free-market-boosting Conservapedia seems to have a problem with this, due to the fellows being lib-burr-ruls.

<votecp poll=wigo3136 closed="yes">BertSchlossberg edits Mrs. BertSchlossberg's user page, posting a video of her.

<votecp poll=wigo3135 closed="yes">ZOMG! Obama uses a teleprompter to talk to school children! Andy: "Won't somebody please think of the children!" Of course, its just not true. Though to be fair, someone much smarter and funnier than Andy made the same mistake. UPDATE: Andy proving he can't be wrong, ever, "Liberals are trying to hide the fact that the teleprompters were there! Even if they weren't used for the talk with the kids!" UPDATE: Andy finally makes clear what a reliable source is: Jay Leno. UPDATE: ChrisY suggests an uncompromising but factually accurate replacement. Andy: Leno was telling the truth, because a student could have been listening at the door when he was addressing the reporters. Karajou: If as you say Obama's the Messiah who can magically make global warming disappear, surely he doesn't need teleprompters? : St. Reagan had a degree in economics.

<votecp poll=wigo3134 closed="yes">Daniel1212: General statements in the Bible are to be interpreted in the light of specific ones; therefore, women are to keep quiet on religious matters. (It is fine, however, to ignore several Biblical examples of preaching women in light of the general statement about women not being permitted to speak.) <votecp poll=wigo3133 closed="yes">Jefferson? Lincoln? Eisenhower? Taft? Teddy Roosevelt? LIBERALS! Radical Monroe? CONSERVATIVE! <votecp poll=wigo3132 closed="yes">A fellow who boasts about test scores often should not call 'over-emphasizing significance of test' a mistake." <votecp poll=wigo3131 closed="yes">Professor Andy writes himself a note to teach kids about anti-intellectual attitudes. I'm sure he'll just link this for simplicity.

<votecp poll=wigo3130 closed="yes">Andy: Only experts on the matter at hand can criticise something. User: Lenski anyone? Andy: "We only hate liberals who argue authority on anything! And since you bring up Lenski, do you know what he DOES for a living?!" And writing lecturer Schlafly? "Overrely" is not a word. <votecp poll=wigo3129 closed="yes">What is the best online encyclopedia? The one that makes market predictions of course. <votecp poll=wigo3128 closed="yes">Thanks for the shout-out, there, 🇰🇪. <votecp poll=wigo3127 closed="yes">Andy: Liberals are objectively bad. <votecp poll=wigo3126 closed="yes">BIG AND BOLD NEWS! Republican propaganda agencies reported on four Obama-damaging stories that others didn't bother to cover! What were they? "Climategate," a quote mine, false allegations about ACORN and Obama's nomination of van Jones. <votecp poll=wigo3125 closed="yes"> Andy: Ethnicity does not matter. TK: Conservatives know that like belongs with like.

<votecp poll=wigo3124 closed="yes">Ancient Greek? Too old fashioned, we need a newer old fashioned term! "The Man-Hater". Andy wins the self-delusional award of the year! <votecp poll=wigo3123 closed="yes">Andy: "I don't think we even referred to Barack Obama as the 'first black president,' because such labels are a distraction." A couple of articles don't count, do they? No...

<votecp poll=wigo3122 closed="yes">User: Half of users on Wikipedia claiming to be Christians are mocking Christianity. AlexWD: You made up those statistics! Andy: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Examples_of_Bias_in_Wikipedia&diff=next&oldid=749002 Made up statistics? Those are my favorite kind!] <votecp poll=wigo3121 closed="yes">Andy bitch-slaps Joaquin. Hard. Bonus Andy: Telling Joaquin what's what is "discussion". UPDATE: AlexWD is cruisin' for a banhammerin'

<votecp poll=wigo3120 closed="yes">Um, what? <votecp poll=wigo3119 closed="yes">: Do not fuck with us. <votecp poll=wigo3118 closed="yes"> burns some chatter from a parodist, two years after the fact. <votecp poll=wigo3117 closed="yes">Jpatt makes a grammar edit that, true to his style, introduces a grammatical error. AlexWD asks: Why did you revert my correction? Jpatt: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Hollywood_values&diff=next&oldid=747733 I didn't do it! I didn't do it!] Menacing voice from the shadows: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Hollywood_values&diff=next&oldid=747734 I'm here too, bitches. PAY ATTENTION TO ME!] <votecp poll=wigo3116 closed="yes">RobS is of the opinion that conspiracy theorists are not good sources, but Pravda is.

<votecp poll=wigo3114 closed="yes"> decides that one of essays articles should be called by its right name. <votecp poll=wigo3113 closed="yes">Conservapedians should be thankful we have an Islamic socialist presidential administration at present; under Bush, secret service agents visited people's houses for less than this. <votecp poll=wigo3112 closed="yes">Those noted energy experts, the American electorate, seem to think there is some sort of impending energy crisis. (Crisis? What crisis?) <votecp poll=wigo3111 closed="yes">Quick suicide tip for CP users: Point out that an article is misleading, contains a quote mine and that evolution is a fact. Enjoy your extended vacation, random user.

<votecp poll=wigo3110 closed="yes">Using CP, students learn that Al Franken founded Air America Radio. By using a real wiki, students can learn that AAR was founded by Sheldon Drobny, Anita Drobny and Jon Sinton. Update: RobSmith proves it with a cite! Except the article doesn't quote Franken or any other authority... <votecp poll=wigo3109 closed="yes"> Hey Rob? We understand why you need the picture of mass graves for the Communism article. But what's with the. Rob? Oh. (NSFW) <votecp poll=wigo3108 closed="yes">TKHi TK!: Don't point out fellow Conservapedians' errors! Don't you know those rat vandals will just WIGO it?UPDATE: <votecp poll=wigo3107 closed="yes">Good luck with that, SamF. TeaKaked: We don't need no stinkin' FACTS! MORE: Andy: "God bless you, SamF, for archiving and clearing up this page!" TightKnickers: DIE, Prevaricator. <votecp poll=wigo3106 closed="yes">User 188 packs the stupid into one post: Biologists don't study humans to find out what makes them unique (sorry anthropologists), biologists follow Lenin in making humans technically animals (sorry genetics), biologists are short-sighted and wrong about humans being animals (sorry biologists), anthropology and psychology may be sciences but they must follow conservative principles and beliefs (sorry scientific method), and one should pick a side - science or the conservative Christian deity (sorry all other faiths)!

<votecp poll=wigo3105 closed="yes">User: I don't think Jews serving in the U.S. military would appreciate being referred to as "Christian soldiers". TK: I doubt it would bother them, and if not they'll just have to "get over it". <votecp poll=wigo3104 closed="yes">DMorris: Andy, here's what my school is like. JacobB: High word-to-substance ratio! Andy: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Aschlafly&diff=746840&oldid=746837 DMorris, your public school does not fit my preconceptions. Ergo, you're a liberal. Do I have to run checkuser on you?] DMorris: Here's the IPs I edited from, and why I'm not a liberal. Then, to top it off, he adds a summary that Andy might able to read through if he tries really hard. UPDATE "I'm in charge here..." The asshole has spoken. <votecp poll=wigo3103 closed="yes">: Not a Christian? Shut up and appreciate that Jesus said, "I am the light of the world: he that followeth me shall not walk in darkness, but shall have the light of life."

<votecp poll=wigo3102 closed="yes">Andy: A court ruling permitting corporations to make political ads during campaigns will apparently end the lib-burr-rul media's monopoly over elections. Obviously the media outlets aren't corporations at all. <votecp poll=wigo3101 closed="yes">Liberal user: Why celebrate this court decision, since it also means the liberal media and Hollywood can flood politicians with money? [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=block&user=&page=User%3ADanieleGiusto&year=&month=-1 JacobB: Infinite Ban! Wuhao: That's too long. She was disrespectful, but... JacobB: INFINITE BAN!] more: JacobB: The user wasn't banned for something she said here, so don't change it! [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Wuhao1911&diff=next&oldid=746996 Wuhao: But why was she banned? We don't ban people for what they do elsewhere, right?] JacobB: I will not discuss it in public. Wuhao: Yes, master. UPDATE: unblocks user with a, "You'll just have to try harder to become a marytr to your vandal pals." <votecp poll=wigo3100 closed="yes">Karajou: Sorry, folks, but I can't come up with new material. Here's what the same joke would look like after you run it through a mulcher.

<votecp poll=wigo3099 closed="yes">Conservative: Someone on YouTube likes me! Yes, someone on Youtube who talks to his dog about Obama's socialism. You're like kindred spirits! <votecp poll=wigo3098 closed="yes">TeaKakkke says: "Liberals only tell half-truths! Want proof? They pathologically hate the SDI!" And while you're at it, "get some integrity and/or find the truth." <votecp poll=wigo3097 closed="yes">Another Conservative win as formerly Communistic Europe becomes more liberal? God Bless Ronald Reagan! <votecp poll=wigo3096 closed="yes">TK unwittingly contradicts himself. <votecp poll=wigo3095 closed="yes">Andy wants a disclaimer for any distance over 6,000 lightyears and he's not letting go. BMcP makes the mistake of introducing facts, which just makes Andy angrier. ASSUMPTIONS, M*****ER! BMcP writes a reply for the ages: "My only assumption is that scientists don't constantly lie." Farewell BM, we hardly knew thee.

<votecp poll=wigo3094 closed="yes">TK: For the last time; don't suggest that it's not OK to slap women!  Bloody liberals... <votecp poll=wigo3093 closed="yes">DMorris: At my public school, God isn't taboo and they don't promote atheism. Andy: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Aschlafly&curid=97948&diff=746763&oldid=746758 Your school pulls students toward atheism. Atheists try harder to mislead better students. Students at an "F"-rated public school are more spiritually free of liberal propaganda.] <votecp poll=wigo3092 closed="yes">Senators said to be liberal in 2010 are said to be acting differently from senators said to be liberal in 1962. This apparently constitutes a double standard. <votecp poll=wigo3091 closed="yes">Three sysops inject their own logical fallacy, all in one place! Ed: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Aschlafly&diff=prev&oldid=746646 Is it a First Amendment violation if children become atheists after attending public school? Is atheism a religion?] Andy: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Aschlafly&curid=97948&diff=746652&oldid=746646 Public schools unconstitutionally promote atheism. And by the way, Scott Brown won the election yesterday.] Karajou: Atheists believe in the non-existence of God. <votecp poll=wigo3090 closed="yes">User: Why is Wikipedia's citation of Hans Bethe, a Nobel laureate and Manhattan Project scientist, with regard to SDI "inexplicable"? Andy: Bethe is a liberal, hence knows diddly-squat about engineering, and you're inflating his achievements because you're a liberal too. Then, finding out that the man is dead: Hans Bethe is with Ted Kennedy now! User: But everything I said about Bethe was perfectly true. Andy, getting hot and bothered: Bethe was a liberal hack and a liberal blowhard and was clueless about engineering. (So much for Best of the Public!) <votecp poll=wigo3089 closed="yes">From another Ed stub: Whether human beings have more than a physical nature is rarely examined in an objective way (or, in other words, a way that fits Ed's presumptions on the subject). <votecp poll=wigo3088 closed="yes"> toots his own horn regarding attention to the Atheism article. And, it only took 3 edits to get it right this time!

<votecp poll=wigo3087 closed="yes">AlexWD: It is "just silly" to list cross-dressing as a liberal trait. But it is, of course, perfectly all right to include bestiality, finger-pointing and intellectual dishonesty on that list. UPDATE: TK: Better protect this article for a week. <votecp poll=wigo3086 closed="yes">Subliminal messaging quiz! Spot the "obscene expression" in RJJensen's sentence, "Miles Standish had to beat off an Indian attack on the third expedition." Heard of context, DanielPulido?

<votecp poll=wigo3084 closed="yes">And the gloating begins... and continues... <votecp poll=wigo3083 closed="yes">Daniel1212: Non-Christians try to resolve the problem of evil in various ways, but [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Theodicy&diff=746330&oldid=259249 THE BIBLE SAYS THEY'RE WRONG! HAHAHAHA! Case closed!]

<votecp poll=wigo3082 closed="yes">Andy: I don't read no stinkin' newspapers! Except, of course, for the Washington Post, the Boston Herald, the >ugh!< New York Times, the Daily Telegraph, ... <votecp poll=wigo3081 closed="yes">Andrew Schlafly, Esq., indicts himself: "Ye lawyers shall be accountable too! For ye impose burdensome regulations and transaction costs." But in the same edit that he puts the term into the Conservative Bible, he says that the use of the term "'transaction costs' should be reconsidered." <votecp poll=wigo3080 closed="yes"> momentarily forgets which Wiki he's editing. <votecp poll=wigo3079 closed="yes">RobS drags Reed Harris RJJensen before the tribunal: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Conservapedia_talk:Featured_articles&curid=53926&diff=746301&oldid=724522 Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Communist Party? What did you mean by this suspicious sentence in a book you published twenty years ago?] The good professor replies, and is corrected. The Red Rob Guard is watching you, filthy, (shades of gray), intellectual! MORE: RobSmith challenges RJJensen again, but proves way out of his depth.

<votecp poll=wigo3078 closed="yes"> Dear Ed, Nobody cares. Sincerely, All Humans.

<votecp poll=wigo3077 closed="yes">Glove slap: Ed overwrites JacobB's talk page with a demand for a writing plan. UPDATE: Ed wants to show JacobB a little more gentleness. UPDATE 2: I dare you to block me, Ed!

<votecp poll=wigo3076 closed="yes">Daniel1212 gets all hot and bothered over some liberal revisionist sophist claptrap about "Bible," "women" and "equal" belonging in the same sentence. In response, he wants to bring in opinions from people who think churches are full of men wearing skirts. That'll be the day!

<votecp poll=wigo3075 closed="yes">User: Andy, you should write a memoir about the building of Conservapedia. Andy: Books, schmooks; we're so hot and modern that books are the horse-and-buggy to our Tin Lizzie! <votecp poll=wigo3074 closed="yes">CP:Chileans are disgusted with liberal control of the country, so they elect a conservative. Reality (from CP's own source):After liberal candidate Eduardo Frei concedes when it looks like conservative Sebastian Pinera is going to get 52% of the vote, liberal President Michelle Bachelet leaves office with an 80% approval rating. <votecp poll=wigo3073 closed="yes">To fear sexual corruption, you must first understand it - and no-one goes to more effort to understand it better than Ed Poor. In order to fear it, you see. <votecp poll=wigo3072 closed="yes">TK: "Books are also another example of a liberal trap!" (That's a quote, not a paraphrase!) <votecp poll=wigo3071 closed="yes">Ed: We must understand dozens of economic ideas to have a discussion about the economy. To facilitate this understanding, he makes a stub with a wingnut blog entry for a source. <votecp poll=wigo3070 closed="yes">User: I hope people will do something nice for MLK Jr. Day. quickly adds a newsbite fawning over the [http://www.conservapedia.com/Martin_Luther_King,_Jr. exemplar of liberalism,] then responds, As we said on our mainpage, user, this is a National Day of Service to Honor Doctor King! <votecp poll=wigo3069 closed="yes">Andy logic: I am splendid; therefore, my students are splendid; therefore, their thoroughly average score is splendid, despite falling pretty much exactly between the average pass/fail cutoff of 50 and the highest possible score of 80 <votecp poll=wigo3068 closed="yes">Andy trims newsbites from the main page because "readers can't keep up at this fast rate." But the only things going onto the news column at a fast rate are micro-edits. <votecp poll=wigo3067 closed="yes">Daniel links an "interesting article" about Haiti to TK's talk page. From the same website's "about us" page: "What we call race realism is what was considered traditional common sense until perhaps the 1950s. It is a body of views that was so taken for granted it had no name, but it can be summarized as follows: That race is an important aspect of individual and group identity, that different races build different societies that reflect their natures, and that it is entirely normal for whites (or for people of any other race) to want to be the majority race in their own homeland. If whites permit themselves to become a minority population, they will lose their civilization, their heritage, and even their existence as a distinct people." TK responds: "It is! Perhaps you could use it to improve our Haiti article!" <votecp poll=wigo3066 closed="yes">🇰🇪 adds a picture "to enhance the Obama-Waterloo theme of the main page. No thanks are necessary from the liberal side of the aisle." Half an hour later, "we reuse the ____ is Obama's Waterloo metaphor for the benefit of the liberal side of the aisle."

<votecp poll=wigo3065 closed="yes">Andy wonders when public schools will teach what Waterloo was in history! One also wonders when Andy will look up what "one's Waterloo" means in a dictionary. <votecp poll=wigo3064 closed="yes">How does the world work in Andy's head? Sarah Palin flubbed the question about what periodicals she reads because liberals expect the answer to be the New York Times or the Washington Post. If she mentioned local papers, she would have been ridiculed by liberals. Therefore the question is dimwitted because it sparks "baseless criticism." <votecp poll=wigo3063 closed="yes">Are you a big fan of Richard Dawkins? If so you probably search for Doug Jesseph, a totally unrelated scholar who happens to have defended an atheist standpoint in a debate in 1996, on Google on a daily basis right? Well tough cookie. We are number 1!!! <votecp poll=wigo3062 closed="yes">TK to RJJ: It's on!!! UPDATE: Professor Jensen dares to question an Andy Insight™ <votecp poll=wigo3061 closed="yes"> breaking news: Shockingly, a right-wing Facebook group is stumping for a right-wing candidate! <votecp poll=wigo3060 closed="yes">RJJensen: Plagiarism is only plagiarism if you try to wow your professors with it. <votecp poll=wigo3059 closed="yes">Andy applies his formula of correlation = causation to produce a delusion of grandeur: An entire website apparently shut down when exposed and criticized on Conservapedia. <votecp poll=wigo3058 closed="yes">Oh yeah! The creationists roll out the big guns in the battle against evolution: a Kajagoogoo weakly toon! <votecp poll=wigo3057 closed="yes">It's bye-bye chivalry, as Andy trumpets the conservative value of woman-slapping: No "distortions by feminist ideology" in this film where "conservative values triumph over liberal ones"; A leading man slaps a woman, although he gets "beaten up by dimwitted bystanders." (Emphasis added.) Update: Said bystanders were dimwitted beceause the weren't homoschooled!

<votecp poll=wigo3056 closed="yes">Ed continues cranking out pseudoscientific blather. Now history is science, and it is unscientific not to ignore the entire philosophical basis of science study the supernatural "scientifically." <votecp poll=wigo3055 closed="yes">Non-scientist User 188 asks, "How and when is (the scientific method) really used?" And it wouldn't be Uncle Ed without the creepiness factor: "Most good things that happen with kids (or in any other setting) are inadvertent, a sideshow to the planned purpose of an activity." <votecp poll=wigo3054 closed="yes">Uncle Ed fact checks a statement over two years old. How about Article I, Section 8? Wasn't that hard, Uncle Ed? GOAT: Why bother fact checking when Geo can just make it vanish? <votecp poll=wigo3053 closed="yes">User 188's expertise on biology: Humans are not part of the Eukarya kingdom of Animalia. Update: Humans aren't animals because no liberals would like to be called an animal. <votecp poll=wigo3052 closed="yes">Andy's expertise in anthropology: "Apes don't make and wear clothes, make and use real tools, read and write, pray, or build civilizations. Yes, those are very significant characteristics of humans and to ignore them is to live in denial." And ideological block goes --> here (bonus points for admitting it in the block comment, TK - you're barely human even if you're not an ape) followed by the now-familiar "I know where you live." <votecp poll=wigo3051 closed="yes">Jensen on TK: "But what are TK's "orthodox" positions? Does he really have any? he never tells us--he never writes articles, he only erases the work of people who do the writing here. UPDATE: after TK burns RJs response, RJ, but TK and burns both diffs.

<votecp poll=wigo3050 closed="yes">Andy logic: Liberals use the New York Times as their Bible, NYT references CP in one opinion piece about non-CP stuff, therefore liberals use CP as their Bible! <votecp poll=wigo3049 closed="yes">User: "Islam is evil because of honor killings!" - RJJ "Whoa, not so fast! Do not attack a monotheistic religion even if you think it is theologically incorrect. That undermines Conservapedia's crusade against atheism." Guess Barack ("Hussein") Obama is all right, then! <votecp poll=wigo3048 closed="yes">RJJensen reinserts an accurate analysis of accusation against the Tea Party Movement that Jpatt had removed. Jpatt declines to take it lying down. <votecp poll=wigo3047 closed="yes">Joe Lieberman, who almost single-handedly derailed health care reform, who unapologetically cheered the Iraq War, who was reportedly very nearly John McCain's running mate, is a liberal according to Andy. <votecp poll=wigo3046 closed="yes">Citations? We don't need no steenkeeng citations to announce that the UN's former Chief Weapons Inspector was arrested on internet sex charges. (Maybe it's 'cause he's a Republican and used to work for Fox News?) <votecp poll=wigo3045 closed="yes">Haiti was devastated by its earthquake through a lack of U.S.-style economic freedom because "economic freedom saves lives." Interesting insight! OR, it could be because Haiti's poverty is caused by centuries of debt exploitation, not unfree markets, and the abatement of property damage in California is itself due to the the liberal California government's onerous and intrusive regulation of building codes.

<votecp poll=wigo3044 closed="yes">Conservapedia examines the nature of absolute claims! User: It's a myth that atheists have built zero hospitals, here's an example. Andy: I doubt your isolated claim and do not care to Google it, thus there is no denying that atheists are uncharitable. User: OK, here are some cites. TK: Singular examples (sic) do not disprove Andy's claim. Ed Poor: Even if you discover an exception, Andy's still right. But of course a single counterexample disproves evolution, right Andy? UPDATE: : "Those who come here to argue and debate us will find their visit short" (read: fuck off). <votecp poll=wigo3043 closed="yes">NVConservative: I don't care if this is a direct word for word quoting of an original work, we can't have any of that Un-Merikan Brit spellings on Conservapedia. TK reproves NVcon and claims to have reverted the edit. Took him an hour and a half. <votecp poll=wigo3042 closed="yes">ChrisY: "I urge you to donate to the Red Cross as they're really quick helping on the scene of a disaster." Ed Poor: "How can they possibly want to save lives as much as a church? You're an idiot." Bonus Hypocrisy: 39 minutes later Ed, who in a massive freudian slip mentions hypocrisy in the edit comment, suggests that a secular organisation is the goods--apparently completely rejecting the notion of church run fire services. <votecp poll=wigo3041 closed="yes">Conservapedia, in a nutshell: User: Facts! Andy: Rant! TK: Bye!

<votecp poll=wigo3040 closed="yes">Think stub and you will stay stub. <votecp poll=wigo3039 closed="yes">JacobB: "Now liberals are attacking one of the largest and most generous charitable organizations, the Salvation Army, for not providing domestic partner benefits to its homosexual employees and for "discriminating against illegal immigrants." Jab5000: "Why, that's terrible! those homosexuals and illegal immigrants are people too! Salvation Army will pay!" <votecp poll=wigo3038 closed="yes">Ed Poor objects to pleas for money for Haitian earthquake relief, comparing them to the Oil For Food Scandal. (And creates CP's page on the scandal for good measure.) He then goes on to argue you should give to churches instead. <votecp poll=wigo3037 closed="yes">MattS: "The ricin molecule is irreducibly complex!" Nature: "Ricin's two proteins evolved, and here's how." <votecp poll=wigo3036 closed="yes">Karajou: Ha ha! Lib-rulls introduced a new tax, and now some gay fella has got to pay it! Erm... <votecp poll=wigo3035 closed="yes">TK is an utter cunt cretin. (I'm sorry, I can't think of a better WIGO for this, but this level of sheer awfulness needs highlighting) Later: A user queries the statement and of course gets reverted and blocked. <votecp poll=wigo3034 closed="yes">High school and college students have mental health concerns relating to an obsession with wealth. Therefore, they should turn off their televisions and read the Bible, even though, as we all know, he who maketh a lot of money in the free market shall be called greatest in the kingdom of heaven. <votecp poll=wigo3033 closed="yes"> on global warming: "So, record low temperatures this past week is the result of climate change, record high temperatures in the summer is the result of climate change?" Obviously not, as we all know that cold temperatures and warm temperatures in winter are evidence against climate change. BONUS ELITIST HUBRIS: Poor countries are suffering under global warming because of "God's plan!"

<votecp poll=wigo3032 closed="yes">User:Daniel1212 "Do you know why this page is constantly loading? It never fully loads...", User:TK "  No idea at all, other than the server is sometimes slow due to the vandal site members. <votecp poll=wigo3031 closed="yes">Andy: Our students are doing this to learn, not merely to impress institutions. This from the fellow who used an SAT-preparation book as the class text. Update: "A record 28 teenagers achieved college-level scores on our Economics Final Exam, attaining the equivalent of a passing grade on the CLEP exam that would be worth 3 units of college credit" Out of at least 35 exams graded (by Andy), not using CLEP questions. But he's not out to impress anyone. <votecp poll=wigo3030 closed="yes">Jpatt is under the delusion that NPR would completely collapse without the CPB — which provides only 2% of its operating budget.

<votecp poll=wigo3029 closed="yes">User: We forgot to offer Christmas well-wishes to the major non-Western denomination of Christians on the day they observe it. Ed (the Grinch) Poor: First write the Orthodox Christmas article, then request recognition! <votecp poll=wigo3028 closed="yes">JacobB: "While you're technically right, I'll still ban you for arguing about the Bible." Update: TK wants to go Uncle Ed on JacobB. <votecp poll=wigo3027 closed="yes">Muscle cars are conservative and give "highly efficient performance", whilst also celebrating masculine style against erosion by feminism. <votecp poll=wigo3026 closed="yes"> The truth hurts, TK. It really does. <votecp poll=wigo3025 closed="yes">Addison has turned into such a good little Andybot. Obviously one answer to his question, the Declaration of Independence, is not good enough. <votecp poll=wigo3024 closed="yes">New rule, from, not found anywhere in the guidelines, that will get you blocked on Conservapedia: no edits for nearly two years. Better get those socks posting again, folks. <votecp poll=wigo3023 closed="yes">User 188 is on the stupid path today. "Can we call evolution 'pseudoscience' because its promoters never want to think they're wrong?" Here, Ed, read this. It may have too much jargon for you to follow. <votecp poll=wigo3022 closed="yes">Uncle Ed moves an article from mainspace to its author's page due to it being an "unsatisfactory article," even though it is fairly complete and filled with mathematical explanations. Bonus: "Can you make this page easier for me to read? I don't get it. If you want to write technical stuff that I, your Uncle Eddy high school kids can't understand, go to Wikipedia!" <votecp poll=wigo3021 closed="yes">User 188 "defies the liberal model" of explaining science, points out that girls are stupid. <votecp poll=wigo3020 closed="yes">Uncle Ed creates a category as a warning to CP's usual crowd: "Contains BIG words!" <votecp poll=wigo3019 closed="yes">It's up, only 48 minutes late! And it starts off with a bang: "1. Suppose a friend asked you, 'Did your Economics course have homework questions on the topic of prayer?' You would best reply might be, 'No, there were not many Economics questions about prayer, because..." We're still unsure whether Andy wants to hear a) prayer is free or b)c)d)e) prayer sucks.

<votecp poll=wigo3018 closed="yes">"Almost all" children born of incest today are "deformed." On the other hand Egyptian pharaohs who married their sisters had "normal" children. This proves the YEC talking point about harmful mutations being the source of all inbreeding problems. <votecp poll=wigo3017 closed="yes">For some reason, adding a link to a liberal far-left organization's article from the liberal bias article gets one reverted and wrist-slapped by Andy for "non-substantive edits." <votecp poll=wigo3016 closed="yes">Andy gets a hard on for the "biggest vote of the homosexual agenda" of the past seven days? Update: Andy's brother is no more?

<votecp poll=wigo3015 closed="yes">Karajou lets on that he is a fan of the cruel aspects of natural selection or at least stupid jokes about the Darwin Awards <votecp poll=wigo3014 closed="yes">Andy loses an argument, is shown how he's wrong about his relativity arguments, and even is quoted from the Bible. His response? "Godspeed, for last wordism, personalizing criticism, and basically wasting the time of others without enough substantive editing" Andy, when will you block yourself for the same?

<votecp poll=wigo3013 closed="yes">Liberal: "often a liberal is merely someone who craves attention." Andy: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template:Mainpageright&curid=85316&diff=742284&oldid=742245 Largest group from New Jersey! Largest group not affiliated with any church or school!] <votecp poll=wigo3012 closed="yes">According to Karajou, there is currently an anti-Christian Holocaust underway. Who knew? <votecp poll=wigo3011 closed="yes">Andy: "The healing powers of Jesus happened instantly, which means they traveled faster than light, disproving relativity." - Frank: "Jesus was performing a miracle. They violate reality pretty much by definition" - Andy: "The works done by Jesus were merely signs and not miracles. And signs are simply disclosures of reality." - Frank: "Scholars, the Bible, your Bible and your encyclopedia disagree with you." - Andy: "I see you did your research, and I wish you would stop doing that. Can't you make up your facts like I do?" <votecp poll=wigo3010 closed="yes"> Relativity, bane of science <votecp poll=wigo3009 closed="yes"> TK the merciful? <votecp poll=wigo3008 closed="yes">For Andy, homosexuality's future comes down to a vote in the New Jersey senate. <votecp poll=wigo3007 closed="yes"> Libruls ruined the economy (despite Obama not taking power until 2009). ALSO, THEY'VE HIRED TRANSVESTITES TO MAKE IT WORSE! <votecp poll=wigo3006 closed="yes">Jake tarts up the Banach-Tarski Paradoxpage and asks Ed (Maths person!) to look at it (after Ed 'fessed that It doesn't make sense to him). Sorry Jake: it's harder than 1 + 1 = 2 so out of his league. <votecp poll=wigo3005 closed="yes">Jpatt gives us a wonderful insight into what he considers to be encyclopedic language. Andy is less than impressed <votecp poll=wigo3004 closed="yes">A fun new fact about Ed that he wants you to know: he's a Wikipedian! <votecp poll=wigo3003 closed="yes">So much for 'pro-life' <votecp poll=wigo3002 closed="yes"> admits that he'd rather be feared than liked <votecp poll=wigo3001 closed="yes">🇰🇪 really seems to have a thing for fat dykes.

<votecp poll=wigo3000 closed="yes">Ed: America is arguably the world's sole source of medical innovation. Uh, right; the Wade-Dahl-Till valve obviously underwent a secret invention in the U.S. before surfacing in Britain. <votecp poll=wigo2999 closed="yes">User points out UK conservatives are different than US conservatives. Andy: "I smite thee with my Schlafly Quote Generator!" <votecp poll=wigo2998 closed="yes">And what is Kendoll's reaction to Dawkins calling God a dickhead? "Hey Dawkins! how 'bout them fat-ass lezbos!" <votecp poll=wigo2997 closed="yes"> Andy pretty much admits that CP is unaffiliated with school <votecp poll=wigo2996 closed="yes"> Andy to User: You can't just claim that something is subjective when you disagree with it and objective when you agree with it! (Also, the factual questions of science are somehow comparable to the value questions of the Best Conservative Movie.) <votecp poll=wigo2995 closed="yes">Richard Dawkins says God is "unjust", "unforgiving" and a "bully". Andy: God will punish him for this insult! <votecp poll=wigo2994 closed="yes">DouglasA calls Uncle Ed's Moonie-stub "blasphemous." <votecp poll=wigo2993 closed="yes">So why did Andy and others spend so much time debating top ten conservative films, ? <votecp poll=wigo2992 closed="yes">User 188 is still cranky from his butthurt on WP. Contributing user banned by Karajou on Dec. 30. User 188 further bans user the following day. January 2, User 188 deletes user's page for "probation." Then reverts user's edits. A little irony to top it all off. <votecp poll=wigo2991 closed="yes">Andy uncovers another conspiracy. "The NIV uses the word 'womb' only 57 times, compared with 70 times by the NASB and 82 times by the ESV. Revisions to the NIV further promote feminist distortions." Mama Schlafly would be proud!

<votecp poll=wigo2990 closed="yes">Andy tries to pull together his BotP, his CBP with Greatest Kid Achievements: "interesting example of best of the public as a woman shouts from the crowd" is more profound because "the 'particular woman' could well have been Mark's mom, and exemplifies the best of the public here." <votecp poll=wigo2989 closed="yes">Karajou goes for the BIGGEST ASSHOLE AWARD of 2010, before can try. User registers, makes no edits, and is blocked 128 minutes later for "Abuse of legitimate ISP for trolling / vandalism purposes." <votecp poll=wigo2988 closed="yes">Nothing like starting out 2010 with some spiteful homophobia, eh, Andy? <votecp poll=wigo2987 closed="yes">How reality works on Planet Andy Conservapedia: The Telegraph chooses ten conservative films that are "clueless and obscure." All the movies won major awards, and all but one were blockbusters.