Conservapedia:What is going on at CP?/July 2011

July 2011
 Discussion, CP style : Karajou: *blocks Rob* You're blocked for incivility. Rob: *unblocks himself* Karajou: Lemme try that again. *blocks Rob* Rob: *unblocks himself* Karajou: Third time's the charm. *blocks Rob* Iduan: *unblocks Rob* Rob: *blocks Karajou* Cease your trolling. Iduan: Stop it, both you! *unblocks Karajou* Karajou: *blocks Rob* "You are ceasing your actions". [Yes, that's a quote] Iduan: *unblocks Rob* No, seriously. Stop. Ken: "I have so much support! So much support! Anything is possible with my limitless support!" Rob: *clears throat* Ken: "Oh. Um. BRB." Kaboom! Rob blocks Ken for 5 years! Totally Pointless of course. Gentlemen officers! We are gathered here today to cashier one of our number. First, the epaulettes. 🇰🇪: Concerning RobS I am moving on and attending to more important matters, [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:JonG&diff=prev&oldid=894597 ''No, really. I am.] I am definitely moving on.  Oh, just one more thing.'' Andy Schlafly: Some atheists actually think God exists. Note: the term Andy is looking for is misotheism. For only the 7th time this year, Conservapedia has shattered its monthly record for traffic and continues its dominance over newspapers and television in the world of information media. No Ken, the reaction is more like "Aah! It's crap! It's crap! What semi-literate baboon wrote this? And why is it on the main page of a "trustworthy" encyclopaedia?" No WIGO, just the question: Vote UP for Team Rob, vote DOWN for Team Ken. The Rob v. Ken showdown heats up as 🇰🇪 runs to Mommy Andy and tells him that Rob is "at heart an unstable egotist" and a "useful idiot" for an "atheist website". What website is he talking about? Update Ken's paranoia ramps up a notch as he accuses RationalWiki of converting RobS to atheism More gud grammer from Andy the educator: You don't need permission to add edit here!

Daniel1212:  The reason we do not stone rebellious teenagers to death is not because we do not think it is wrong to be so, but only because, like ceremonial laws, a change in covenant does not necessitate or allow that the church keep the civil capital penalties. Sadly, Daniel1212 is not a parodist. SharonW: "Let's make the blocking policy more democratic and transparent, and stop people from inserting pure gibberish in our project." Ken: "I'm against dialogue, but if we have to have it, I want my enemies excluded from that committee!" Ed: "I see no evil, I hear no evil, I speak no evil, I do no evil. Thus the problem doesn't exist."

User 188 gives us his clearest insight yet on why he has no clue how an encyclopaedia works. Smile and the world smiles with you you make Karajou angry. Now the shootings in Norway are because of evolution. <votecp poll=wigo4325 closed="yes">Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin and Jim Morrison were glamorized by wikipedia <votecp poll=wigo4324 closed="yes">Andy dances on yet another grave. It's been a busy ol' weekend for him. <votecp poll=wigo4323 closed="yes">Not to be outdone by the raging insanity over the Norwegian tragedy, RobSmith, in a colossally bitch move, paints noted dictator Moamar Gaddafi as the good guy faced with imperialistic American designs on his country's oil.

<votecp poll=wigo4322 closed="yes"> Andy : The media is blaming the Norway massacre on fundamentalist Christianity without adequate evidence, perhaps for some bizarre political purpose. Andy (15 minutes later): The Norway killer liked to play violent video games! Video games! [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template%3AMainpageright&action=historysubmit&diff=892482&oldid=892471 Video games! (And Facebook!)] Video games! The "dark fantasy violent video game "World of Warcraft"" !1!!1 <votecp poll=wigo4321 closed="yes">Shameless: 92 people are dead and Andrew Schlafly wants to use this to shoehorn in yet another "lamestream media" pun. <votecp poll=wigo4320 closed="yes">Newark Star-Ledger: [http://blog.nj.com/perspective/2011/07/new_jersey_home_schooling_the.html Home-schoolers are nuts! Just look at Andrew Schlafly!] Conservapedia: Biased liberals! Weekly Standard: [http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/homeschoolers-lack-regulation-quick-call-state_577265.html Home-schoolers are alright! Only Andrew Schlafly is nuts!] Conservapedia: Excellent!

<votecp poll=wigo4319 closed="yes">TerryH engages in a little bit of cryptozoology. DouglasA says "show a little class.. Andy sides with the living dinosaur. <votecp poll=wigo4318 closed="yes">Counseling psychology and Dumbo's feather: 🇰🇪 appears to have converted to Scientology.

<votecp poll=wigo4317 closed="yes">Psychological projection or projection bias is a psychological defense mechanism where a person subconsciously denies his or her own attributes, thoughts, and emotions, which are then ascribed to the outside world, usually to other people. <votecp poll=wigo4316 closed="yes"> Andy: "[The starlight problem is] a bigger problem for atheistic views, because those views cannot accommodate the explanation that some of the light in the sky is show [sic] for people on earth." UPDATE: Andy : "I don't find anything implausible about some distance artwork being included." <votecp poll=wigo4315 closed="yes"> Return of the prodigal sons: Sid 3050, WesleyS, and MarkGall. <votecp poll=wigo4314 closed="yes"> Letters pour into the Newark Star-Ledger criticizing its smear piece about Conservapedia!. Among the criticisms: "... [S]he took an extreme example to try to prejudice your readership against all of us. ... What I will not tolerate was her use of the inflammatory comments made by the subject of the article and his ignorant students about Islam. I don’t know a single home schooling family that views Islam this way." (emphasis added) <votecp poll=wigo4313 closed="yes">Andy thinks that some country began as a rebellion against liberalism in England. What? What country is he talking about? Certainly not the United States of America. <votecp poll=wigo4312 closed="yes">Andy "trims" the last vestiges of that failed experiment. <votecp poll=wigo4311 closed="yes">A new Schlafly mystery! <votecp poll=wigo4310 closed="yes">Andy makes major improvements to an article. <votecp poll=wigo4309 closed="yes">Andy: 'Dumpster diving', rummaging through garbage for food, is a conservative term. And remember, Jesus says not to wash your hands before you eat what you find! <votecp poll=wigo4308 closed="yes">Welcome to Bizarro Conservapedia, which may be more neutral than Wikipedia and shouldn't add any kind of bias to its articles! <votecp poll=wigo4307 closed="yes">Ahh, more proof that science makes predictions and then waits for the evidence to emerge="befuddles evolutionists"? <votecp poll=wigo4306 closed="yes">Andy argues that a headline about a legislator pointing a gun at a reporter is "liberally biased" by stating that the legislator pointed the gun at the reporter. <votecp poll=wigo4305 closed="yes">TerryB displays his Christian values of forgiveness and love for his fellow man. <votecp poll=wigo4304 closed="yes">Sensible Jury: Shooting an incapacitated man five times is not self-defense." Andy on Sensible Jury: "That's a gross miscarriage of justice, and worse than letting a toddler-killer go free !" <votecp poll=wigo4303 closed="yes">Ever posted on the community portal? got your number. Nice community you have there. <votecp poll=wigo4302 closed="yes">Once again the outside world takes a look into CP and is dismayed at what they see. Expecting company, Andy sends Ken to the attic. Ken doesn't get the hint. <votecp poll=wigo4301 closed="yes">Collect all 12 33  41 52! Strangely missing:  Obesity Card <votecp poll=wigo4300 closed="yes">Andy: Laugh tracks make people stupid and are liberal. It's just "self-evident." <votecp poll=wigo4299 closed="yes">NO PRIVATE EMAILS <votecp poll=wigo4298 closed="yes">Of all of Obama's crimes, who would have thought following the constitution would be one of them.

<votecp poll=wigo4297 closed="yes">A certain public service is now to be financed more by those who use it and less by taxpayers. Andy, for some reason or other, pronounces this measure a "liberal gimmick from la-la land." <votecp poll=wigo4296 closed="yes">Schlafly Statistics 101: If something has a 1% chance of happening, then it will never happen. When the odds reach 2%, it is a certainty and one can make a blanket statement like "Fourth of July turns kids into Republicans,"

<votecp poll=wigo4295 closed="yes">The Democrat governor of Minnesota hates fun, which is why he personally chained closed the entrance to the Minnesota Zoo and started stealing candy from babies. Fortunately the heroic Ramsey County Chief Judge Kathleen Gearin stepped in and made fun legal again. <votecp poll=wigo4294 closed="yes">Andy: Hugo Chavez, having wrecked the health care system in Venezuela with his dictatorial communist policies, seeks health care abroad — in a communist dictatorship. <votecp poll=wigo4293 closed="yes">Andy: When it comes to same-sex marriage, churches have rights, "too." It seems he has already forgotten that churches and gays cannot both have rights. <votecp poll=wigo4292 closed="yes">Andy: CONSERVATIVES stand up to liberals, forcing Minnesota to shutdown instead of bowing to their demands. Reality: Democratic governor vetoes Republican temporary spending bill that would allow parks to remain open this weekend, and the Republicans lack majority to override.

<votecp poll=wigo4291 closed="yes">Knowledge of fireworks was brought to the West by Marco Polo. Who actually invented fireworks and where Polo learned of them remains lost to the mists of history <votecp poll=wigo4290 closed="yes">Andy, just put on a sweater, for God's sake! <votecp poll=wigo4289 closed="yes">That's right, Terry. Liberals don't like barbecue or fireworks.