Talk:International Jewish conspiracy

Franklin and whatnot
I just partially reverted an edit by a BoN. The included ref did not specific a neo-Nazi pub as the original source, so that stayed unreverted. The ref did talk about the ADL exposing the fraud. The Washington part? It sounds relevant, but could use documentation so I added the appropriate citation-needed template. So there. MarmotHead (talk) 21:59, 31 July 2014 (UTC)

Just wondering
Allegedly Jews have been conspiring for millennia and other groups are often mentioned in the same breath like Freemasons, Rosicrucians and others. Does this not make Jews the most ineffective plotters in history? :-) Cheers Sorte Slyngel (talk) 14:59, 10 September 2015 (UTC)
 * Absolutely! On the one hand, we reign over media, finance and whatever, but can't seem to manage to get ourselves rid of our enemies. Weird, huh?--Arisboch ☞✍☜☞✉☜ ∈)☼(∋ 15:41, 10 September 2015 (UTC)
 * Noooooo. You just want to think that you can't get rid of your enemies. Wake up sheeple.--TheroadtoWiganPier (talk) 15:49, 10 September 2015 (UTC)
 * Wake up? So YOU are to blame for my sleep problems *baaaaaaaaaaaaaa*--Arisboch ☞✍☜☞✉☜ ∈)☼(∋ 16:04, 10 September 2015 (UTC)
 * Who let the sheep in? This here is goatle territory! CorruptUser (talk) 16:25, 10 September 2015 (UTC)
 * I feed your goats to my jerboa.--TheroadtoWiganPier (talk) 16:27, 10 September 2015 (UTC)
 * I just realized the heart of the matter. Part of the conspiracy had to do with gathering Nobel prize winners. That seems to have been a success. :-) Cheerio Sorte Slyngel (talk) 18:53, 12 September 2015 (UTC)

Do you know this one xkcd comic where a sheep monster is awakened by the calls to "sheeple" to awaken? Avengerofthe BoN (talk) 17:12, 17 September 2015 (UTC)
 * Oh yes!--Arisboch ☞✍☜☞✉☜ ∈)☼(∋ 17:47, 17 September 2015 (UTC)
 * There should be T-shirts "I've been part of an ancient powerful global conspiracy for years and all I get is part of 0.2% of the land surface of the Middle East and there is no oil either." - The wording might need some tweaks, but this is a potential gold mine ;-) Avengerofthe BoN (talk) 17:55, 17 September 2015 (UTC)
 * I might be wrong, but I think I recall a remark by Golda Meir to the same effect - the promised people got sand and not a drop of oil. Sorte Slyngel (talk) 19:08, 19 September 2015 (UTC)
 * What a lousy god! Avengerofthe BoN (talk) 19:30, 19 September 2015 (UTC)
 * It is not quite true, that Israel has no oil...--Arisboch ☞✍☜☞✉☜ ∈)☼(∋ 21:10, 19 September 2015 (UTC)
 * Well yeah, but compared to the amounts of oil lying beneath some other places in the region, it's small potatoes, isn't it? Even the GDR did have a very small amount of oil, after all... Avengerofthe BoN (talk) 21:19, 19 September 2015 (UTC)

Here is the best refutation of all: conspiracy to do vile deeds for selfish gain are so risky that competent people typically look for other means. Conspiracies typically break under police scrutiny. Most conspiracies are pathetic failures that reflect the schmucks who convince themselves that some dim-witted plot can work well. It's often an insurance fraud, which is itself a crime. The only conspiracy that almost succeeded that had well-disciplined, intelligent people was the July 20 plot against Hitler... and it came close to succeeding, failing only because of some poor luck because someone inadvertently kicked a satchel containing the bomb away from the Devil Incarnate.

Jewish successes are real, but they typically involve work, dedication, education, and talent... or meeting needs that the existing market does not well serve. One need not be Jewish to succeed in such a way. Pbrower2a (talk) 10:19, 18 October 2020 (UTC)

This page is bias
it's does not rise to the level of dirt let alone bronze.
 * Thanks for your feedback. Could you be a bit more detailed? Gœʦ ϝϭг ςαιε @ 02:55, 23 November 2017 (UTC)
 * They can't even write English, so supplying details would be too tricky. --Scherben (talk) 20:38, 26 September 2018 (UTC)

Whilst shopping in Asda before
it occurred to me that the IJC is an Illuminati/Freemason conspiracy to get the Jews to spend all their money, so that they become flat broke, allowing the I/F to take over. Beat that Alex Jones. --Scherben (talk) 20:42, 26 September 2018 (UTC)

reference
https://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=International_Jewish_conspiracy&diff=1826443&oldid=1826381 ????