User:Colonel of Squirrels

D.J. a/k/a "Colonel of Squirrels" is the Commanding Officer of the 1st Foraging and Scampering Brigade at Lawrence, Kansas. Currently on reserve after a brief assignment in East Asia as part of the Scuridae Officer Exchange.

~A blind squirrel can still find a nut, but a sighted nut can't find a damn thing~

But Seriously...
I don't even remember how I found this site, but it had something to do with Conservapedia. I rediscovered it while I was living overseas (Way too much time on my hands back then...I kid! I love you all). Right now, I'm attempting to transmit my wealth of information on crazy-ass pundits (mostly wingnuts) to the site.

On Conservapedia
I edited Conservapedia as Wuhao1911 for around five months. On March 30, I revealed myself as a parodist. In response, they deleted much of my more recently added material, including several relatively high-quality articles. The amount of bullshit that's still over there is staggering.

My Contributions to RW
Pages I created or expanded:


 * Ann Althouse
 * Andrew Breitbart
 * Andrew Wakefield
 * Andy Kadir-Buxton
 * Castillo v. Texas
 * Daniel Pipes
 * David Brooks
 * Ed Brayton
 * Erick Erickson
 * Friedman Unit
 * Indigo child
 * International Transformation Network
 * Jonah Goldberg
 * Kadir-Buxton Method
 * Lee Siegel
 * Megan McArdle
 * Michelle Malkin
 * Mount Vernon Statement
 * Pajamas Media
 * Pamela Geller
 * People United Means Action
 * Push poll
 * Ross Douthat
 * Whitey tape
 * Wingnut welfare

Gratuitous Self-Promotion
I've recently started producing some videos, in the vein of the old "dramatic readings." They're admittedly amateurish in production quality, but I hope they are at least amusing.