Fun:Conservapedia, The Musical/DontCry

, who is honored to be mentioned so much in this fantastic production.

(Actually to Oh What a Circus, because it's a better song...) Narrator (Genghis?)
 * Oh what a circus! Oh what a show!
 * All the innertubes have come to WIGO
 * Over the death of an Actor
 * Named Terry Koecksdfz
 * We've all gone crazy ~
 * LOLing all day, and blogging all night
 * Falling over ourselves to get all... of the SCREEN-shots just right
 * Oh what an exit! That's how to go!
 * When they're logging your IPs to block!
 * Demand to get drummed out, like TER-ry Koeckzlkjdslf
 * It's quite a sunset, and good for the RationalWiki...
 * ...in a roundabout way. It's made the headlines of all, PZ's blogs today
 * But who is this mental whacko?
 * Why all this howling hysterical laughter?
 * What kind of prankster, has walked among us?
 * How can we ever, get by without him?
 * He had some moments, he had some style!
 * The best show in town was the crowd
 * Outside le Castle de-CP crying "TK, block Poor!"
 * But that's all gone now
 * As soon as the smoke from the block-gasm clears
 * We're all gonna see - and HOW -
 * He wrote NOTHING for years!

Chorus of RW lurkers
 * Salve, o TK,
 * Come back, we miss your coh-meh-dia!
 * Come back, and yell from your rostra!
 * Come back, oh come back TK-ah...

Narrator (Genghis), to CP Faithfuls Chorus returns... repeat... TK Narrator
 * You let down your people, Terry-ah!
 * You weren't supposed to have been a liberal
 * That's all they wanted
 * Not much to ask for
 * But in the end you, couldn't hold in the crazy...
 * Sing, you fools, but you got it wrong!
 * Enjoy your laughs, you haven't got long!
 * Done with CP, he'll stalk you all before long!
 * The King is dead! CP is through!  They're not coming back to you!
 * Crazy rants kept us all alive
 * Since 2006, November 25,
 * But the star has gone, the drama's worn thin
 * That's a pretty sad state for a blog be in
 * Instead of substance, we had a stage!
 * Instead of writing, a madman's rage!
 * Instead of help, you threw out the crowd,
 * He never said much, but he said it LOUD.
 * And who are you, who dare to keep
 * Your heads held high while your sysops take the leap?
 * Why the exception to the rule?
 * Traitor? Lunatic?  TOOL?
 * Or just a man who you never saw
 * Seven days a week, the hours twenty-four
 * Your site bled, and crucified?
 * He's not the only one who's died!
 * Sing you fools? But you got it wrong
 * Enjoy your prayers because you haven't got long
 * Your king is dead, your blog is through
 * He's not coming back to you...
 * Don't cry for me, RationalWiki
 * Tho' I am extraordinary
 * Quite important
 * And much deserving
 * Of such attention
 * More than you all are
 * MUCH more than you all are
 * So share my GLORY!
 * NOW SHARE MY COFFIN.
 * STOP SHARING MY GLORY
 * START SHARING MY COFFIN
 * It's CP's funeral... too....