Forum:Dream Club

So, I thought I'd start a club for people to share/discuss their dreams. 21:01, 12 December 2011 (UTC)

My dream last night was weird.

I was on Drew Carey's Improvaganza, with Ryan Stiles, doing some routine that involved glass doors. (You know the kind of doors you see on furniture cabinets? The kind that you push once to "pop" them out a bit so you can open them, then push again so they lie flush with the cabinet surface?  It was those kind, only big enough for someone to walk through.  Which in retrospect, seems unwise, as the glass used for them always struck me as rather breakable.)

I left at the end to go to the car, because I needed to get my clothes (yes, this was a "naked dream").

This would probably be a good time to mention that I was a woman. And blonde.

When I got back (wearing a gray hoodie, and still no pants), I was informed that my "father," a giant, shoulder-high tomato with a face on it, had botched the routine he was supposed to do, instead saying, "Bend over," eight times. (Interestingly, even though I wasn't there, my mind automatically supplied the tune of the nursery rhyme "Roll Over" for the words "bend over.")

Then I woke up.

Yah, the whole thing was just surreal. (I mean, me as a blonde? Jesus.)   21:01, 12 December 2011 (UTC)

So, anyone else care to share their dreams? 21:01, 12 December 2011 (UTC)
 * There is nothing more fucking boring than hearing about others dreams. Unless their dreams were about fucking...which mine were last night. Aceace 21:03, 12 December 2011 (UTC)


 * Isn't that a sign of sex deprivation? Scarlet A.pngd hominem 21:05, 12 December 2011 (UTC)
 * Well, I am not sex deprived so I don't really know how to respond to that. Aceace 21:06, 12 December 2011 (UTC)
 * The fucking in your dreams doesn't actually count towards your 5-a-day. Scarlet A.pngmoral 02:20, 13 December 2011 (UTC)
 * As much as i would like to fuck 5 times a day outside of work and drinking I only have about 2 hours of spare sobriety time that i can fit it in. Aceace 03:01, 13 December 2011 (UTC)
 * I actually find other people's dreams can be interesting at least, though I wouldn't try to find deeper meaning in them unless you're noticing a pattern across lots of dreams. 01:40, 13 December 2011 (UTC)
 * The thing I've learned from it is that if you think you're the only one having that dream you're probably wrong. Teeth, anyone? Scarlet A.pngsshole 02:19, 13 December 2011 (UTC)
 * Zombies. Nowwhat? 02:23, 13 December 2011 (UTC)
 * Dream interpretation is one of those games where everything's made up and the points don't matter. Nebuchadnezzar (talk) 02:49, 13 December 2011 (UTC)
 * The only dreams I get a lot on repeat is the banana boat dream, the classroom dream, window/mirror dream, being stabbed with a pencil dream, and the underwater dream. Though, I do get the occasional really weird ones...when I can remember them.--Dumpling (talk) 10:08, 28 December 2011 (UTC)
 * The "banana boat dream?"  09:46, 29 December 2011 (UTC)
 * Yes. The Banana Boat dream. Situation is this. Being stranded in the middle of the ocean, and I'm in a banana boat. Literally. And I can't swim. I have no food. So, it's either to eat the boat and sink...or stay afloat and starve. It's weird.--Dumpling (talk) 03:58, 19 February 2012 (UTC)
 * And I thought my dreams were odd. And that includes the one about the RationalWiki Secret society, lead by Nx of all people, that was trying to work out the drag force caused by driving through a flock of seagulls. Peter Monomorium antarcticum 04:01, 19 February 2012 (UTC)
 * Wow. I don't think I've ever had a dream about RW. Hm...-hiss- Hellbirds. --Dumpling (talk) 04:04, 19 February 2012 (UTC)
 * It was around the time the "Darth Nx" image was circulating. It was quite a funny dream, from what I remember. Peter Monomorium antarcticum 04:06, 19 February 2012 (UTC)
 * Hahaha. I can only imagine!--Dumpling (talk) 04:08, 19 February 2012 (UTC)

It's in the bar.
My dream about me as Kubali Khan with full-body beard and modern goods tucked inside it, Linka, Hacker, Hammurabi, and Hitler. Read all about it. Oh, alright. I'll share it here.

I was Kublai Khan, but I had antennae and a beard that covered my entire body which I kept a TV, cell phone, and other modern goods in. I was in an argument with Hammurabi about pottery. Then Linka (from Captain Planet) came into the room, which oddly enough, had pink wallpaper and could only be accessed by crawling through the cabinet of my indoor outhouse. Then Hacker (from Cyberchase) began juggling. And Hitler blew up some gunpowder in the room, yet the room and everyone in it remained intact. And then we all ate Doritos. The Heidelberg Kid (talk) 18:49, 23 January 2012 (UTC)
 * I had a dream about a bunch of aliens in a strange city/spaceship taking over earth. Oh, and they all looked like Cthulhu. And then I was on a spaceship to Mars with a robot dinosaur that I was fixing. Then there were monsters.

--AT (talk) 02:09, 12 May 2013 (UTC)

I dreamed last night that Nicholas II and his delightful family survived and overcame the hideous bolshevik revolution. The monarch was restored!!!