User talk:Erk

Welcome
You seem to be an actual human being! Congratulations! Welcome to RationalWiki and have a complimentary goat! KnightOfTL;DR (talk) 18:01, 5 March 2012 (UTC)
 * My software is just really, really good, but thanks for the goat. I shall have it scanned so that I may consume the sum of its being. Erk (talk) 18:07, 5 March 2012 (UTC)
 * I also detect you are proficient in the knowledge of the video games, such as Starcraft, possibly Knights of the Old Republic, and a slim-chance-of-Fire-Emblem-but-probably-not. Scientist foodie who likes games. Interesting development...KnightOfTL;DR (talk) 18:21, 5 March 2012 (UTC)
 * Correct on SC and KotOR, although I don't remember referencing KotOR. I haven't played any fire emblem though. Erk (talk) 20:42, 5 March 2012 (UTC) (ed: Oh right. Meatbag. Hehehe.)
 * Ah, OK. Fire Emblem was a distant possibility; a character has your handle in one of the games, though he's minor. But he does happen to be a snarky wizard with purple hair. But all the same, both Starcraft and KotOR are good games. Yay! KnightOfTL;DR (talk) 21:03, 5 March 2012 (UTC)
 * I also thought of Fire Emblem, but I wasn't willing to get my hopes up.  05:30, 6 March 2012 (UTC)

Welcome 2

 * That is how you welcome somebody! Blind leading the blind... TheCheatI run on alcohol 18:17, 5 March 2012 (UTC)
 * I shall not fail you again, TheCheat. This I swear upon my honor.KnightOfTL;DR (talk) 18:21, 5 March 2012 (UTC)
 * It's all right. Your goat had lots of character. Erk (talk) 18:25, 5 March 2012 (UTC)
 * To be fair I have no idea what I am doing here as far as rules go, but the precedent I have seen is to use the welcome template thingy TheCheatI run on alcohol 18:50, 5 March 2012 (UTC)
 * "rules"? Peter Monomorium antarcticum 05:33, 6 March 2012 (UTC)
 * It's also tradition to throw in a few random words :-)  "   ," for example.   05:32, 6 March 2012 (UTC)
 * Yeah, but only you do that. Peter Monomorium antarcticum 05:33, 6 March 2012 (UTC)
 * Bah. Kids these days have no appreciation for tradition.  10:06, 6 March 2012 (UTC)
 * Tradition? WHAT'S TRADITION!?--Dumpling (talk) 19:24, 8 March 2012 (UTC)
 * I think it's when all day and night you have to struggle for a living, to feed a wife and children, say your daily prayers. And who who has the right as master of the house to have the final word at home? ERK ! |  Complaints Hotline  19:27, 8 March 2012 (UTC)
 * What is tradition? A miserable little pile of rituals!KnightOfTL;DR (talk) 19:34, 8 March 2012 (UTC)
 * TRADITIOOOON! TRADITION!--Dumpling (talk) 19:37, 8 March 2012 (UTC)
 * Hi. I enjoyed your post on "How I found ..."--Bob"What can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence." 09:32, 5 April 2012 (UTC)

Sysop
Have a mop and bucket for your trouble. Don't spend it all at once. narchist 21:10, 8 March 2012 (UTC)
 * What did I ever do to you to earn this kind of abuse? (thanks!) ERK ! |  Complaints Hotline  21:16, 8 March 2012 (UTC)
 * Survived a week three days. Peter Monomorium antarcticum 21:18, 8 March 2012 (UTC)