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Tell me that's a parody. Surely even Jack Chick... surely? Totnesmartin 14:36, 5 January 2009 (EST)
 * Remember, this is the guy who envisions a future in which all true believers will be persecuted by the Great Catholic-Atheist-Pagan-Nazi-Jewish-Communist Conspiracy until the Rapture comes about. This is small stuff. I kind of like it, actually. -- 14:55, 5 January 2009 (EST) "Jesus is in complete control." Hehehe...
 * sorry, yes, I'd momentarily forgotten how ridiculous JTC can get. Totnesmartin 19:17, 5 January 2009 (EST)
 * That reminds me: I remember a comment somewhere that if Jack Chick was a fictional character, the author would get letters berating him for creating such an offensive caricature of a Christian.  19:24, 5 January 2009 (EST)

Why is Jesus holding a peppercorn & some rubber bands in his hand? I don't understand the theological significance of this. 19:34, 5 January 2009 (EST)
 * Why you heretic! Isn't it obvious?! The only reason that molecules do not fly apart is because Jesus' almighty hand keeps them together! Imagine what teh fly would have to say about this shocking aethistic behavior. . . Wait . . . Here he comes:

--" 19:37, 5 January 2009 (EST)
 * The peppercorn represents a Christian, and the rubber bands symbolize the EVIL SATANIST CONSPIRACY surrounding him! (Only reading Chick tracts can free you from it!)   19:38, 5 January 2009 (EST)
 * That may well be better than mine. Obviously I must do something. --" 19:39, 5 January 2009 (EST)
 * Have no fear, citizen! Jesus is in complete control. -- 20:19, 5 January 2009 (EST)