Conservapedia:What is going on at CP?/May 2009

Mr Pot, meet Mr Kettle. Wait, wait...wouldn't Jpatt's plan mean that much less business for Conservatives, since apparently they make up most of the dealers? Why does Jpatt hate Conservatives? Teh Assfly is a secret evolutionist! If you believe think it is possible evolution did not occur, you are exhibiting closed-mindedness. Update: one acolyte tried to help by asking for clarification, and the problem remains hidden. Jpatt doesn't understand the Constitution. Andy uses his love of Fleetwood Mac to take a swipe at Bill Clinton. Andy puts out a fresh example of lib-burr-rul censorship. No doubt this sort of censorship is also responsible for his source link being broken. To Conservapedia, Obama is really a man of many hats; one second he's a socialist, the next he's a puppet for Wall Street. Dr. Uncle Ed doesn't like truth undermining his homophobia: "We don't want to hear that anyone can get this disease. It undermines the point that it's a gay disease!" UPDATE! Ed's thorough knowledge of rimming plants a very unfortunate image. The Catholic Church saga continues. Blocked editor comes back Why was my IP blocked? Because you disagreed with Andy, now piss off (signed TK). A fascinating insight into the methods and madness of TK. Update: Ed Poor activates his VSRD (very selective rudeness detector &reg;). Update: decides he was too impersonal and says a more direct Auf Wiedersehen whilst coming up with the new concept of "Sort of" blocks.Update Andy arrives late to the party and adds his seal of approval Now that we've "established" that Sotomayor is a filthy Liberal, we can change her actual photo with a cartoon (stolen from here). That'll make us look like a real encyclopedia, right? Andy sez: "No. It's inappropriate and the rights are unclear." Ken recruits the well educated to make "humerus" videos for the Eboloooshun cause, yeah that'll help. (incidentally: 5 edits to add 35 words? - Well it is 🇰🇪.) Andy: The concept of a "moderate" is lib'rl fiction. JDWpianist replies with a lol wut?. TK enters the fray with a rebuttal(note the extra misogyny) How long til the Pianist gets banned for ? Uncle Ed tends to things: I heard she was more liberal than John Kerry Barack Hussein Obama, so there will be no mention of her conservative rulings. Update: "Fuck you, Ed", I worked long and hard on my linguistic analysis! - Aschlafly. Oh snap maybe not... SharonS. Update 6: Andy cleans up the mess, and some Troll helps the Kause by making her 25% larger. Evolution in action as Uncle Ed unearths what could be a primitive ancestor of modern humor, and revels in the hilarity.  posts his latest fantasy: "Let's treat the Gitmo prisoners as fetuses." TK deletes a dangerously liberal redirect and replaces it with a much better conservative one <vote poll=wigo1999 closed="yes" | img="expanded">TK steals someone else's welcome. <votecp poll=wigo1998 closed="yes">Andy takes on the Catholic church, part deux: When the Church does something I don't like, it's because the liburls made the Pope do it! UPDATE As Andy gets his ass handed to him, TK steps in to protect Dear Leader with censorship and banhammer. GOAT: Andy redefines Papal powers so Andy cannot be wrong. MOAR! Andy: Burn the heretics! Acolyte: Er, srsly? Andy: Yes! Open your mind! Acolyte: Thanks! Now where's my lighter? <vote poll=wigo1997 closed="yes" | img="expanded">TK brings up a poll that says 11% of Americans have a negative opinion of the military and claims, without evidence, that they are mostly "radical leftists, liberals and socialists". He conveniently fails to mention that the poll says a larger percentage of Democrats than Republicans have served in the military. <vote poll=wigo1996 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Uh Ed, did you forget you claimed to be a music teacher when you asked this? Or are you too stupid to look it up yourself? <vote poll=wigo1995 closed="yes" | img="expanded">🇰🇪 makes some more additions to his pet page on creationist "creation vs. evolution" videos, which even Bohdan thought unfit for an encyclopedia. <vote poll=wigo1994 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Sorry, we don't have an omnipotent leader to apologize to, like you <vote poll=wigo1993 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Some call it "Erasing years worth of edit history", Ken just calls it "old version keeps appearing. clearing cache". Update: TK pawns Ken by correcting his erroneous deletion <vote poll=wigo1992 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Of course the Catholic Church supports war and the death penalty; who you gonna believe: me or some European with a gay-lookin' hat? UPDATE: Gauntlet thrown. Will Andy pick it up? MOAR: Doctrine? Why, when I use a term, it means whatever I choose to to mean! HOLY SHIT! Well, the church burned heretics, so the death penalty must be good!  As a bonus, the death penalty is likely to make you repent!!1!!1! <vote poll=wigo1991 closed="yes" | img="expanded">To reinforce Conservathievia Conservapedia's encyclopedic credentials, TK has once again stolen without attribution created an oh-so-cute, to embellish the pages of banned users KathrineX (that's the user in Latvia that he thinks must be Kels) and Triangl (he wanted to contribute to maths articles, always a bad idea at CP.) Sigh! Whatever happened to the traditional delete and lock? <vote poll=wigo1990 closed="yes" | img="expanded">A user inserts a true statement about Rush Limbaugh into the man's article. reverts, blocks the user for "inserting nonsense" and blocks the user's IPs for "deliberate insertion of false information." <vote poll=wigo1989 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Saying that supporting animal rights is something supported not just by liberals, but by conservatives too consitutes "compromising with liberals", which, of course, is prohibited. <vote poll=wigo1988 closed="yes" | img="expanded">100 years from May 22nd 2009 in the future the world will be twice as conservative as it is today. Or something. <vote poll=wigo1987 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Its Andy Jpatt insight time! Bonus pointz for the well thought out conclusion!! (He really shows that imaginary Liberal in his brain who's boss.) <vote poll=wigo1986 closed="yes" | img="expanded">User: "Here is my full and epic rewrite of an article that consisted of only two paragraphs before. I'll add the references later." - TK: "No, you won't!" <vote poll=wigo1985 closed="yes" | img="expanded">RJJensen: The second KKK was a nonviolent membership organization. Except, of course, for all those lynchings and things, but let's not split hairs... <vote poll=wigo1984 closed="yes" | img="expanded">More wishful thinking from : If I say Dick Cheney's still vice president, maybe that will make the fluff he based his arguments on into facts. <vote poll=wigo1983 closed="yes" | img="expanded">With summer coming, TK is practicing the making of word salads and prepares a masterpiece of confusion:  "Barack Obama has only been President for 4 months, with little real accomplishments to his name, aside from being elected in spite of them". Sorry, what? <vote poll=wigo1982 closed="yes" | img="expanded">The first rule of liberalism and atheism is you do not talk about liberalism and atheism "confuse children". <vote poll=wigo1981 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Doing business with the United Arab Emirates is proof that a president has a Muslim agenda. Conservapedia, where history only exists for 100 or so days. <vote poll=wigo1980 closed="yes" | img="expanded">JPatt calls attention to a WorldN u etDaily campaign to create billboards asking for Obama's birth certificate. How about the one WorldN u etDaily previously said was not a forgery? <vote poll=wigo1979 closed="yes" | img="expanded">A bunch of know-nothing scientists discovering "something" is clearly not front page news. The Holy Grail of evolution you say? More like an elaborate hoax by those socialist Swedes! Andy Sez - "its just a scam!" ANDY UPDATE: You don't need more than a grade school education to understand evolutionary biology, and by the way, did you know Richard Dawkins isn't a professor? <vote poll=wigo1978 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Andy shatters irony meters across the county by bashing public school teachers in a certain state for falling math standards. Which state, he does not bother to tell us. <vote poll=wigo1977 closed="yes" | img="expanded">TK makes clear (in case there was any doubt) what the policy is&mdash;do not revert an admin, ever. I guess that means they are stuck forever with the crap in their relativity article. MOAR JY23 might not have seen the memo.

<vote poll=wigo1975 closed="yes" | img="expanded">RJJensen continues his conservative-bias purge in the Examples of Liberal Bias, removing several with "no evidence provided." Ed partially agrees, but notes two examples that do not need evidence. Then butts in and reverts everything, breaking an irony meter with his edit comment: "Changes of this sort, of a political nature, must be discussed first. We are not just an encyclopedia, Dr. Jensen." <vote poll=wigo1974 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Ed's on a roll: 17:04: (addressing RobertSJ) "Please help me finish the 'bending of light' article" - 17:06: Banhammer. The real WTF: That user stopped editing after Andy's "Admit that not everything you've learned is true!" reply a week ago. <vote poll=wigo1973 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Ed throws a prism into a discussion of gravitational effects. To answer his question: no, Ed, you haven't forgotten your lectures, you just don't understand them. <vote poll=wigo1972 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Ed "In Mudd's Women, Captain Kirk beams aboard an apparent interstellar pimp." Poor about the Musical "Rent": "Let's write important articles before minor topics, as much as possible" <vote poll=wigo1971 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Andy: Lib-burr-rul textbooks deny that the Democratic Party supported slavery and the Republican Party opposed it. Sure, Andy; all the textbooks say that Abraham Lincoln was a Democratic president... <vote poll=wigo1970 closed="yes" | img="expanded"> Even though you've made a good effort at explaining a difficult concept concisely, you've got too high a word to substance ratio so you're probably a liberal! Update:  OTOH, perhaps it's about my short attention span <vote poll=wigo1969 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Drumroll, please. The newest conservative words are... yahoo and lilliputian. <vote poll=wigo1968 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Republicans are happier than Democrats, who are happier than Conservapedia sysops... <vote poll=wigo1967 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Heeeeelllppp! While our daughters think they're selling Girl Scout cookies, Reds are sapping and impurifying all their precious bodily fluids! <vote poll=wigo1966 closed="yes" | img="expanded"> blocks a hotbed of liberalism. <vote poll=wigo1965 closed="yes" | img="expanded"> Apparently, suggesting Michael Moore uses Wikipedia as a source is bad. Really bad. <vote poll=wigo1964 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Hsmom politely asks for a cite about Biden's liquor-induced state which turns TK nasty. You're next Hsmom. UPDATE: RJJensen plays with fire and TK promptly reverts. UPDATE Part II: GaryJ cites information that Biden doesen't drink. TK says Gary's point is invalid because he is a "deceitful Euro troll coward". Update III: TK: "In a Grand Gesture of Unity, I'll change this unprovable fact to make it un-disprovable!" <vote poll=wigo1963 closed="yes" | img="expanded">The "Trusworthy" encyclopaedia in action. RJJ splurges on South Africa's religious make-up, but no mention of the recent (as in 3 weeks ago) new President... ditto India's elections... ditto Israel's elections. Must be that pesky multi-culturism again. <vote poll=wigo1962 closed="yes" | img="expanded">RJJensen, noting that Conservapedia's "Liberal Bias" article is "shooting itself in the footnote," makes an heroic attempt at flushing the article's conservative bias. UPDATE: He carries on at Christian Persecution. <vote poll=wigo1961 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Barack ("Hussein") Obama has done something that is righteous in 's eyes, so The Knife switches to Plan B: Bash the ACLU instead, with a scary all-caps edit comment for extra effect. <vote poll=wigo1960 closed="yes" | img="expanded">TK combines cyber-stalking with Schlafly Statistics: "You are from a large West Coast city, so there is a good chance you are a liberal". He also throws in a classic argumentum ad Google ranking in for extra flavor. Update: Deleted and restored without the offending commentary, just minutes after it was wigoed. Just for good measure, he blocks the user. <vote poll=wigo1959 closed="yes" | img="expanded">🇰🇪 shows us his musical side. <vote poll=wigo1958 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Ken: "Allowing other points of view in my articles? I don't recall signing up for that!" UPDATE TK: "BURRRRRNNNNNN!" MOAR: There is no cabal. <vote poll=wigo1957 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Ken waxes lyrical and a helpful user points out the true meaning behind that wonderful ditty. TK then shows his musical appreciation. UPDATE: banhammer. <vote poll=wigo1956 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Oh dear, Ken's getting old: He apparently forgot how to delete pages and had to request deletion of his daily shout-out.

<vote poll=wigo1954 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Now that would save TK all the trouble of having to do range blocks. Note that TK includes "internet vandals" in the list of people to be killed, though the phrase does not actually occur in the cited article. Oh TK, you and your adorable hatred! UPDATE: TK removes the "internet vandals". What a wuss. <vote poll=wigo1953 closed="yes" | img="expanded">CP's Manual of Style: "If you see an article or section of an article that is completely uncited please feel free to put a 'uncited' tag on that particular article or section of an article." - Andy: "Our 'Pro-life' article is completely uncited, but the 'uncited' tag is unnecessary." <vote poll=wigo1952 closed="yes" | img="expanded">On the day Manchester United win the English Premier League, the ever-topical Conservapedia joins in the fun with a new featured article. (psst! You guys might like to get your links fixed.) <vote poll=wigo1951 closed="yes" | img="expanded">🇰🇪 makes another shoutout. KenDoll shows up and takes advantage of its unprotected status. We're waiting... At last! A freaking HOUR later, AddisonDM reverts. Ken then protects and burns everything as usual. <vote poll=wigo1950 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Behold! The most "hideous" torture picture that Obama refuse to show. Uhhhh.... TK, I think many people from across the political spectrum already knew what the 9/11 terrorist attacks were. <vote poll=wigo1949 closed="yes" | img="expanded">The best kind of history is revisionist history! <vote poll=wigo1948 closed="yes" | img="expanded">User: Hey guys, look at this poll I found. TK posts the same news item and then lies, saying the user should've checked the news section as it had already been posted. User: Actually, I think I brought it up first... TK spits in his face. <vote poll=wigo1947 closed="yes" | img="expanded">The family-friendly blog encyclopedia gets a fun new link. If that were any other user, you can bet they would be banhammered for blasphemy, or for profanity/vulgarity. <vote poll=wigo1946 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Stopping parodists, the CP way: There are not nor ever have been parodists here. Move along. <vote poll=wigo1945 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Karajou goes off into la-la land by making an outrageous statement coupled with a link to an article in which no similar statement is made. <vote poll=wigo1944 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Oh look...I get my photos for free and it doesn't count as theft because. <vote poll=wigo1943 closed="yes" | img="expanded"> indulges in some wishful thinking and deletes an article on a "marginal liberal show." So marginal that it's won an Emmy and a Peabody Award and has more than a million viewers. <vote poll=wigo1942 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Jpatt's edit comment: typo or Freudian slip? <vote poll=wigo1941 closed="yes" | img="expanded">The confused teenager asks another question. Careful, there; you're going the right way for a blow from the banhammer. UPDATE: responds in his typical style If the kid is smart, he'll run away and never look back <vote poll=wigo1940 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Jpatt gives his imagination a stretch and posits that an article bashing Conservapedia by comparing it to a communist country was "from commie liberal." <vote poll=wigo1939 closed="yes" | img="expanded">🇰🇪 is wetting his pants at the thought of an article bigger than his Summa Homosexualita. <vote poll=wigo1938 closed="yes" | img="expanded">The horse is in the advanced stages of putrefaction, but that doesn't stop Karajou flogging it. <vote poll=wigo1937 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Andy, cunning linguist, shoehorns the data into the model. <vote poll=wigo1936 closed="yes" | img="expanded"> Andy says: "Don't confuse me with experimental proof that a theory is right if I say it's wrong" No relativity here thank you very much! <vote poll=wigo1935 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Fairness? Equality? Humanity? Andy sez: We don't need no stinkin' humanity! <vote poll=wigo1934 closed="yes" | img="expanded">A confused teenager asks why people are so obsessed with gay marriage. answers: Obama, St. Reagan and Distort D'Newsa (whose name, for some reason, belongs in the same sentence with former presidents and presidential candidates) agree that gay marriage is no good. <vote poll=wigo1933 closed="yes" | img="expanded">When you see those two terms together in a page title, you know the whole page is lies! <vote poll=wigo1931 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Andy is really grabbing at straws in his desperation to convince someone that Obama lacks integrity. For example, he forgets who exactly is Secretary of State just at present, even though she is referred to in that capacity just a few newsbites down. UPDATE: applies Bold-o-Vision, but doesn't notice the mistake. Update: A mere fifteen hours after the mistake went up, Karajou comes to the rescue, while Andy tries to blame his mistake on Hilary Clinton <vote poll=wigo1930 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Andy is really REALLY starting to lose his mind over this "conservative word" project. <vote poll=wigo1929 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Breaking news from : Washington has turned topsy-turvy as a lib-burr-rul >gasp!< criticizes one of his own, instead of engaging in deceit and cover-ups! <vote poll=wigo1928 closed="yes" | img="expanded">[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk%3ABarack_Hussein_Obama&diff=662104&oldid=662098 User asks why Obama's middle name is in the article title. Jpatt tells him he can change every other article if he likes.] TK threatens the banhammer User has a logical response, which is promptly deleted.which is followed by another response. <vote poll=wigo1927 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Some psychological projection from Ed Poor: A pilot crashed a plane because he was talking to his female co-pilot. Keep your mind on your work, mister; you should have been 100 percent focused on the flight, not chatting with a young girl. <vote poll=wigo1926 closed="yes" | img="expanded">OMG if my list gets any closer to geometric growth I think I'm gonna make love to my Merriam- Webster Dictionary UPDATE: So close! <vote poll=wigo1925 closed="yes" | img="expanded">TK finds something new to do so he won't have to do any real work: Deleting "unauthorized" templates. Coming up next: "Andy, I think we should introduce a Template Creation user right..." <vote poll=wigo1924 closed="yes" | img="expanded">🇰🇪 finds an obscure search tool that magically serves up only positive feedback about Conservapedia and drools all over the mainpage about it. But when searching for Conservapedia on YouTube itself, guess how many of the results on the first page are pro-Conservapedia? Yup, you guessed it. One, and it's their own channel. <vote poll=wigo1923 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Andy sez "there is nothing illogical about someone rising from the dead". Sure Andy, sure. Happens all the time. <vote poll=wigo1922 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Ken to Andy: "Here, use this great tool to track what the world thinks of your blog!" ...honestly, is he trolling or simply BLIND? Update: Ah, should've known: Ken just cares about his commissioned videos. <vote poll=wigo1921 closed="yes" | img="expanded">October 31, 2008: A user claims that he has seen mathematical proof that relativity is completely wrong. Less than two hours later: RodWeathers, a parodist then respected by CP sysops, tells the guy in usual CP-style that he's obsessed with something that is likely wrong. More than half a year later: Ed Poor: "Hey now, that's not nice, Rod. Dear user who has been driven away half a year ago, please elaborate!" <vote poll=wigo1920 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Hillary Clinton does not source a claim and a Republican congress-critter challenges her on it. Jpatt concludes: Hillary told a deliberate lie. <vote poll=wigo1919 closed="yes" | img="expanded">More creepiness from Uncle Ed. Update: TK crushes Ed's hopes. <vote poll=wigo1918 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Ok, who upped 's Prozac dose? A new user reverts Andy. TK duly reverts back... then welcomes said user, although he couldn't resist his continued creepy stalker-ish use of checkuser. UPDATE The prozac wore off. <vote poll=wigo1917 closed="yes" | img="expanded">'Conservatives who say bad things are liberals in disguise'; glad we've cleared that up <vote poll=wigo1916 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Abstinence is a sin. <vote poll=wigo1915 closed="yes" | img="expanded">News flash, Andy: A state flipping off federal law doesn't constitute an advance in states' rights. UPDATE: Andy gets a smackdown from his brother. <vote poll=wigo1914 closed="yes" | img="expanded">: The media has never called Obama a lib-burr-rul. Except, of course, MSNBC, but let's not quibble... <vote poll=wigo1913 closed="yes" | img="expanded">: It is anti-American to be a good Christian. <vote poll=wigo1912 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Jpatt sums up the conservapedia philosophy for a new user. <vote poll=wigo1911 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Leap before you look: Within two minutes, Ed Poor creates an article, moves it to its own talk page and then deletes the resulting redirect. Oh, and all this... when the "article" in question is nothing more than a single link. <vote poll=wigo1910 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Dandy Andy pillages his drugstore dictionary with "insightful" data that grows "far faster than geometrically," an insight into CP's influence, and hatred of that non-2nd Amendment pussy 4th Amendment. When will Dandy Andy be teaching that introductory class to linguistics? <vote poll=wigo1909 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Someone posts a pointer to another what a bunch of wackos they are at conservapedia article. It lasts 7 minutes. <vote poll=wigo1908 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Science is hard. Relativistic mass is not easy. But Andy is doing it wrong. Especially for a teacher. Believe an expert.I keep forgetting: Andy is the expert... Important advice: don't trust these university professors, they'll lie about relativity! <vote poll=wigo1907 closed="yes" | img="expanded">LOOK!!! It's our hard-hitting flagship anti-atheism article!!! [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template%3AMainpageright&diff=662111&oldid=661927 PLEASE GOD LOOK!!! (I'm so lonely) ] <vote poll=wigo1906 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Did the space program really develop teflon? NASA says DuPont did, DuPont says DuPont did...the world may never know! Attempts to point out that it's not a mystery at all get reverted. <vote poll=wigo1905 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Andy: A concept in Newtonian physics is a New Conservative Word, because it "has a basis in Christianity" and Einstein debunked it found it "spooky." He has no clue what "action at a distance" has historically meant&mdash;action across a vacuum, instantaneous causality, etc. He clearly didn't read the reference he cited. Andy: read some science books. <vote poll=wigo1904 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Conservapedia news is able to wish you a happy mothers day and attack lesbians (and stepmothers too!) in one news item... Impressive! <vote poll=wigo1903 closed="yes" | img="expanded">At CP, "justice" is SWIFT! <vote poll=wigo1902 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Andy redefines Conservatives around the world to suit himself. <vote poll=wigo1901 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Andy Schlafly, Moronus Maximus, sez "We don't give prominence to media and entertainment junk here the way as done by Wikipedia". Except when they love that junk. It's such a fine line between clever and stupid. <vote poll=wigo1900 closed="yes" | img="expanded">The Roman Inquisition has come to Conservapedia. They'll be deleting all the Bible quotes next. <vote poll=wigo1899 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Andy: Textbooks give NASA the credit for Teflon. User: "Could we have a cite on that?" Jpatt: Our Dear Leader does not need to cite his sources. <vote poll=wigo1898 closed="yes" | img="expanded">A substitute host on MSNBC uses an image from a left-wing blog. 🇰🇪 immediately concludes that left-wing blogs and the lib-burr-rul media are merging. <vote poll=wigo1897 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Andy posits that Hitler made a pact with the devil and couldn't say so because he would lose credibility with Germany's atheists. Furthermore, the question of whether Hitler did this is one of the Greatest Mysteries of World History. <vote poll=wigo1896 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Andy: George W. Bush was only partly conservative. <vote poll=wigo1895 closed="yes" | img="expanded">It's Andy Insight Time: St. John the Evangelist was probably homeschooled by Jesus, because he "emphasized the concept of children" in his Gospel. (Of course, we know other people who put much emphasis on children, but not because they're children themselves...) <vote poll=wigo1894 closed="yes" | img="expanded">: "Per CP Style, proper Nouns are capitalized." A few minutes later: "Use a spell checker! 'Wellington' isn't a proper noun." <vote poll=wigo1893 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Andy: "Attention span" is a New Conservative Word, since only conservatives can think for more than two seconds. Also, Abraham Lincoln was apparently involved in an hours-long debate just last week. <vote poll=wigo1892 closed="yes" | img="expanded"> agrees that Rush Limbaugh looks like a super villain, and is fat <vote poll=wigo1891 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Karajou believes that hatred against discriminatory people is discriminatory. <vote poll=wigo1890 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Seems Conservapedia really does object to profiling. Maybe someone should tell them that "it can save 3,000 lives" and that it's not a crime, more like a myth. <vote poll=wigo1889 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Another episode of Schlafly Skimming: Andy brags about how two bloggers have cited Conservapedia. He apparently missed that they were citing the blog encyclopedia as a source representative of wingnuts. <vote poll=wigo1888 closed="yes" | img="expanded">: You're only allowed to lie about waterboarding if you're a Republican. <vote poll=wigo1887 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Andy, of "The BNP would get my vote for its position alone on education" fame, now insists that Le Pen is not a conservative. <vote poll=wigo1886 closed="yes" | img="expanded"> is for fiscal responsibility, except when Obama is for it <vote poll=wigo1885 closed="yes" | img="expanded">In Andy's world, Iceland belongs to the European Union, and Sweden has adopted the Euro... Why? Because it's straightforward (But sorry, no, it's not factual...) <vote poll=wigo1884 closed="yes" | img="expanded">User makes some minor additions to the Rachel Maddow page, fixing grammar and replacing "an hysterical opponent" with "a severe critic." TK takes it personally. <vote poll=wigo1883 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Jpatt shatters every irony meter in the state of New Jersey. <vote poll=wigo1882 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Karajou breaks an irony meter by rating insertion of information about a Hindu deity from a on-line encyclopedia on Hinduism to be an infinitely blockable offense. <vote poll=wigo1881 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Assfly considers the New York Times citing Wikipedia to be "liberals relying on liberals", despite the fact the article is a completely apolitical science/history piece about Nikola Tesla that used Wikipedia for one fact. Of course, conservatives citing conservatives is just fine and d Andy, right? <vote poll=wigo1880 closed="yes" | img="expanded"> TK Rush Limbaugh sez: Anyone who disagrees with me should be banhammered Democrats, because they're lib-burr-rul trolls not Republicans! <vote poll=wigo1879 closed="yes" | img="expanded"> makes it clear which of the two Bushes Conservapedia prefers. Update: he doesn't like it fixed either. And blocks the person for "trolling posts". Another update: he can't count properly. <vote poll=wigo1878 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Ed "I have zero tolerance for harassment. Post on my user page whenever you see questionable remarks" Poor is asked to arbitrate a dispute between an editor and Ken. His response? Ed tells that editor to "cooperate with Ken" then blocks him. EXTRA IRONY: Ed says "my background is mostly scientific"... that explains his mastery of the maths. <vote poll=wigo1877 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Breaking News! Textbooks teach deceitful Librul Science <vote poll=wigo1876 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Another instance of TK's insanity, paranoia, and wild range blocking. With the usual Parthian shot, including TK's email messages, showing his logical style for all to see. Burned by Jpatt after 7 minutes, of course. <vote poll=wigo1875 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Oh noes! The District of Columbia is recognizing same-sex marriages performed in other states! The horror, the horror... CP apparently doesn't care that the only DC councilman who voted against the measure was Marion Barry, not normally viewed as an exemplar of good conservative values (or as any type of conservative at all). <vote poll=wigo1874 closed="yes" | img="expanded"> What is it with CPers obsessing over their articles? Now Bert thinks KAL007 would be a great "Crying Needs Article". Fer cryin' out loud, give it up! [previously noted in WIGOcp 1855 ("Yeah, good luck with that Bert") below] <vote poll=wigo1873 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Two /16 blocks in quick succession push the number of blocked IPs over 16,777,216 - the equivalent of a /8 block! This site block log is growing rapidly! <vote poll=wigo1872 closed="yes" | img="expanded"> should remember a little recent history before he complains about cronyism. <vote poll=wigo1871 closed="yes" | img="expanded">🇰🇪 discovers ONE person in the UK who opposes evolution. 🇰🇪 does not even bother to say who this person is. 🇰🇪 declares EPIC WINZ! UPDATE: 🇰🇪 trolls for more attention. <vote poll=wigo1870 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Jpatt serves up a fresh dose of word-salad, this time with a spelling error in the title. <vote poll=wigo1869 closed="yes" | img="expanded">'s master plan for stopping Islamic terrorism: give billions of dollars to Islamic terrorists. <vote poll=wigo1868 closed="yes" | img="expanded">America ... elects socialists - but is becoming more and more conservative. UPDATE: We don't ask questions like that around here buddy. MOAR UPDATE: User: Can we get a response to that question? : what part of no questions do you not understand? <vote poll=wigo1867 closed="yes" | img="expanded">This is a fun news item for, because he can clump homophobia and pork-barrel-bashing into the same newsbite. Yes, TK, "immoral behavior," like the government compelling people to get HPV shots, is "risky" indeed! <vote poll=wigo1866 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Andy Dares to criticize the God of Conservatism, Ronald Reagan! What has Reagan done to deserve this criticism? He wasn't Conservative enough! <vote poll=wigo1865 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Computer Scientist Ed confuses equality tests with conditional statements. <vote poll=wigo1864 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Andy on this student's question one: "Your answer is utterly crap. 9/10." <vote poll=wigo1863 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Clement returns and delivers the Parthian Andy's been waiting for. UPDATE: TK burned it after only 8 minutes. <vote poll=wigo1862 closed="yes" | img="expanded">More examples of what Andy considers awesome homeschooler papers: "I believe Hitler and his supporters killed many people because Hitler could did not want enemies." -- "Interesting analysis!" (Andy fixed a typo in that, so he must have read it closely.) "All of the missiles would and approximately the same time killing just about everyone on each side." -- "Terrific, may use as a model." <vote poll=wigo1861 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Andy blocks user "Zammam" for "Deliberate insertion of false information; lying." This user had only made two edits: one replaced a page with garbage while the other imparted that Gandhi was "cool as hell." Either Andy hates Gandhi or dislikes the implication that hell is cold. <vote poll=wigo1860 closed="yes" | img="expanded">This is probably a fun day in Mexico, Joaquín, but might want to see you behind the shed about that nasty liberal multi-culturism of yours. <vote poll=wigo1859 closed="yes" | img="expanded">JPatt, rejecting reality, traipses off into la-la land. <vote poll=wigo1858 closed="yes" | img="expanded"> 🇰🇪 Conservapedia has just come across an article stating that a long-time YECist who got his doctorate from a diploma-mill distinguished professor has alleged 3,000 instances of religious discrimination against "Darwin-doubters." And here they almost had us convinced that ID isn't a religious thing! (🇰🇪 also shows, in a very creepy context, his ignorance of what Christendom means.) <vote poll=wigo1857 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Andy must be rubbing his hands with glee as his indoctrination bears fruit. Highlight: It is a block-worthy offense "superb insight" to point out that Conservapedia Hitler needed to scapegoat gays for the ills in America Germany. <vote poll=wigo1856 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Jpatt makes a stand for proper sourcing and protests against citing quote collection site BrainyQuote. Good! And here, let us help: Revert these sourcing fiends! <vote poll=wigo1855 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Yeah, good luck with that, Bert. <vote poll=wigo1854 closed="yes" | img="expanded"> decides that a flyby user's insertion of facts about coal is simply vandalism. User decides to declare his smurtnizz to Jinx on his talk page. Countdown to banhammer in 3... 2... UPDATE: Da may not have his banhammer anymore, but he can still revert and ignore with the best of them

<vote poll=wigo1852 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Perez Hilton said bitch when he meant cunt, and Conservapedia must expose it in a family-friendly manner! UPDATE: Tk decided he better take this article away due to "edit warring". <vote poll=wigo1851 closed="yes" | img="expanded">🇰🇪 brags that "Conservapedia scared a (sic) atheist" (seven months ago), apparently unaware that said atheist's fear was the kind that makes you call the guys in white coats. <vote poll=wigo1850 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Stunteddwarf on RW: Conservapedia does really badly on a search for online encyclopedia.

🇰🇪 on CP: Andy we need an article on online encyclopedias so we can manipulate search engine results. Also it needs to go on the front page, because after having just found Conservapedia a lot of people are going to want to find another free online encyclopedia. <vote poll=wigo1849 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Andy discovers a new application for Schlafly Skimming. Highlight: "Bill of rights" dates from 1798, not 1689 (or 1788, for that matter). And Andy calls himself a history teacher. <vote poll=wigo1848 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Real name policy gone wrong: "Dear PUG, we don't allow usernames with all capital letters - Signed, JY23." <vote poll=wigo1847 closed="yes" | img="expanded">TK informs us that "radical leftist Jon Stewart has no question about this controversial matter: former President Harry S. Truman is a war criminal for dropping the atomic bomb on Hiroshima in 1945!" He then proceeds to link to a video in which Stewart apologizes and says that Truman was not a war criminal. UPDATE: leaves us an edit comment. <vote poll=wigo1846 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Andy shows his conservative productivity by adding "productivity" to the rapidly growing list of conservative words. Surely, the utter domination of conservatism is close at hand!

<vote poll=wigo1844 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Andy, completely unable to remain calm while writing about something connected to Obama, completely screws up a simple entry. Update: As usual, others mop up after The Boss adds "untrusworthy" information. <vote poll=wigo1843 closed="yes" | img="expanded">TK writes a snarky bit about who'll be Obama's first SCOTUS nominee, but five will get you ten that at least it won't be someone who never served as a judge before. <vote poll=wigo1842 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Andy, known for demanding cited sources for everything under the sun, does not think it necessary to cite his claim that Joe Biden is an idiot; has to add one for him. <vote poll=wigo1841 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Really, it's amazing what TK can get away with: Step 1: Completely revert all edits by Jessica, Jallen and Karajou. Step 2: "I think there isn't a dispute here." Step 3: "Really, we have reasons like 'Liberal name calling' and 'Liberal multiculturalism' because the users asked for more ban reasons." <vote poll=wigo1840 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Jessica walks a dangerous path. Update: Reverted by TK (duh), but will there be a nasty remark, too? Hmmm: Jessica strikes back with a slimmed-down version of her edit. In a shocking turn of events, TK re-adds what Jessica (and anybody else) removed and then some, and backhandedly accuses her of liberalism. Finale Andy strips her of her rights. <vote poll=wigo1839 closed="yes" | img="expanded">NicholasT apologetically throws his hat into the great humor debate. Schalfly responds. NicholasT responds. Assfly slaps JeffC on the wrist for interfering with the debate. TK decides the debate has already ended and declares that NicholasT was insisting on last wordism. <vote poll=wigo1838 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Jallen shortens the list of block reasons, claiming that its length is irritating. flips her off. Jallen suggests that TK might be partly to blame; TK locks that talk-page (apparently forgetting that Jallen is also a sysop) as he is all in a huff about Jallen "editing his post" by un-signing it. <vote poll=wigo1837 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Teh Bishop declares checkmate. TK cunningly knocks the board over and leaves a nice screed on his Talk page. Are TK and CPalmer the same person? Update: TK: The game is over. OVER. <vote poll=wigo1836 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Conservapedia stumps for a right-wing youth movement called "Youth for White Western Civilization". <vote poll=wigo1835 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Miss California finds a new cause: Promoting Traditional Marriage!: Which, being translated from CP-speak, means: Cheesed off at losing a pageant, a whiny beauty-queen takes it out on the gays. <vote poll=wigo1834 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Fox News sez: U.N. dopeys doctors are self-medicating with medications such as Valium and Diazepam. Somebody forgot to tell them that these are actually two names for the same drug. <vote poll=wigo1833 closed="yes" | img="expanded">Phyllis Schlafly regarding students silently protesting her being honored at a college graduation: "I'm not sure they're mature enough to graduate." Andy Schlafly to students whose college is honoring Obama at their graduation: "PRO-TEST! PRO-TEST! PRO-TEST!"