Talk:Alien abduction/Archive1

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There are certain reasons why an alien abducting someone would use an anal probe. One of the most logical would be that they could take blood samples, or skin samples from that area without it being easily observable. Of course I dont believe in alien abduction, but I just thought I would point out that, were you to be abducted, your arse would probably be the best place to hide any evidence of experimentation!
 * Anal probes rock! They are the pinnacle of technology in the universe.--PalMD-Did that sound a little harsh? 09:15, 31 January 2008 (EST)
 * It seems the dirty bastards aren't here for science Scherben (talk) 23:11, 10 February 2013 (UTC)
 * Much more likely that, with so many people talking out of their arses, they're trying to find the mechanism that allows itEssellar (talk) 10:06, 25 March 2016 (UTC)

Secret Government conspiracy
There is a 'rural myth' that the inhabitants of a certain village who did not wish the king to build a palace there (and thus take their resources and otherwise exploit the locals) pretended to be fishing for the moon 'being a cheese in the water' and similar bizarre activities whenever the king's agent was around - so the king decided to go elsewhere and avoid these backward whatevers.

'The government' is doing something similar providing #only# less intellectual persons for alien analysis (rather than leading scientists and heads of states and international organisations). Persons of the Ruby Ridge/National Front and similar persuasions are too much hassle. 82.44.143.26 (talk) 18:45, 30 December 2010 (UTC)

Its scientifically proven that the government are covering it all up and NASA is involved so is the world bank because they fund it all, partly using money that they DIDNT use to fly to the moon in the 60's. Aliens are abducting and ANAL PROBING more and more people, but a lot of people who have been probed are ashamed to come forward and speak up

Typically they put the nano-particle tracking sensor unit in some crack, and when the person they want to make contact with smokes the crack they inhale thousands of little nano pieces and can suddenly UNDERSTAND what nasa was trying to cover up...next thing they know BAAM! the wake up in a gutter or bush somewhere, having been totally probed, experiencing loss of time and memory loss

I see people in the street every day who are getting anal probed REGUALRY I can see it in their eye. I for one am not goingto hide in the dark any more I'm speaking out

ALIENs PROBED MY ANUS! (well...SOMEBODY did anyway....) see NOW whose laughing you see how serious it is. thats right. wake up people