User talk:Rational wiki on wheels

Hello me
I KNEW YOU WOULD SAY THAT

Welcome
00:01, 5 June 2012 (UTC)

A request for privilege
(This was originally posted RationalWiki talk:Community Standards but has been moved to the userpage.)

Hi,

I cordially request the abilities of a sysop to move pages. Whether that be acheived by making me a sysop, or by the creation of a new category of users who are permitted to move pages (provisionally entitled "Page Move Vandals") I am not so fussed. Whatever works for you.

Thanks in advance! Rational wiki on wheels (talk) 22:51, 4 June 2012 (UTC)
 * but what's in it for me? -- il' Dictator   Mikal  22:52, 4 June 2012 (UTC)
 * I could send you a bitcoin. Rest assured I earned it illegally. Rational wiki on wheels (talk) 22:55, 4 June 2012 (UTC)
 * We have a standing policy of only accepting bribes by snail mail. You need to put the Bitcoin on a flash drive, then mail it.   18:59, 5 June 2012 (UTC)
 * Wrong page, so the answer is no. 12:38, 6 June 2012 (UTC)