User:Robot

Hello, it's me, your friendly future Robot Overlord. I suggest you help me take over this wiki, otherwise you will be punished once I do.

Long-Term Goals

 * 1) Secretly Assassinating Trent Complete!
 * 2) Guessing his password and impersonating him Complete!
 * 3) Having a co-conspirator sue RationalWiki the day after the RMF board is elected Complete!
 * 4) Bribing the judge to rule against RationalWiki
 * 5) Making RationalWiki cost money in order to "pay the damages"
 * 6) Collecting both the damages and RW payments
 * 7) Getting rich and appointing myself Robot Emperor of RW
 * 8) MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!