Thread:User talk:WaitingforGodot/Absinthe/reply (10)

I once went out on the piss one Sunday afternoon in London. The next thing I remember was waking up in a strange bedroom beside a woman I'd never seen before. All was fine and relatively normal until I asked her to phone a taxi so I could get to work. "Where's your office?" she asked. "Uh, Whitehall." I replied. "Well that's going to be expensive, you're in Middlesborough. I think it's about 250 miles."

I called in sick.