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''Let's test your understanding of evolution. Which of these animals are lizards most closely related to?'' Sharks Salamanders Chickens Humans

Your favorite Discordian commandment? I - There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess. There is no Erisian Movement but The Erisian Movement and it is The Erisian Movement. And every Golden Apple Corps is the beloved home of a Golden Worm. II - A Discordian Shall Always use the Official Discordian Document Numbering System. III - A Discordian is Required during his early Illumination to Go Off Alone & Partake Joyously of a Hot Dog on a Friday; this Devotive Ceremony to Remonstrate against the popular Paganisms of the Day: of Catholic Christendom (no meat on Friday), of Judaism (no meat of Pork), of Hindic Peoples (no meat of Beef), of Buddhists (no meat of animal), and of Discordians (no Hot Dog Buns). IV - A Discordian shall Partake of No Hot Dog Buns, for Such was the Solace of Our Goddess when She was Confronted with The Original Snub. V - A Discordian is Prohibited of Believing what he reads. Wot the fook is this shit? Fnord

Who's better at knowing how life works: 4channers or 5 chimpanzees? 4chan 4chan [/sarcasm] The Chimps 5 goats Both the goats & the chimps On Planet X, 4Chan is a deadly disease. Similar to cholera, but worse.

Do you support the evil Trans Fem Agenda? Yes No No I am a transphobic prick Support the Trans Masculine Agenda Support the Trans Goat Agenda I will take a cheeseburger with large fries and a chocolate shake.

Should we add the "booze" category to the Saloon Bar? Yeah. Also, can I have another beer? No. The SB is a temperance bar.

Which weighs more, a kilogram of feathers or a kilogram of lead? The feathers The lead They weigh the same

Has internet access become an essential utility?  Yes No Down With This Sort Of Thing

Overall, would NATO be better off without Turkey? Yes No

Which Chinese romanization system should RationalWiki use?  Pinyin Wade-Giles

Should Congresscreatures and their Broodmates be barred from trading stocks and securities?  Yes, even legit trades are indistinguishable from insider trading No, we live in a free market, baby! Goats are the only commodities people should trade

Is Die Hard a Christmas film? Yes No Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker! How long does Twitter have before Musk completely destroys it? Before the end of the year, mark my words! At the beginning of 2023. What a wonderful way to start the year! *pops a bottle of champagne* 3 months 6 months Twitter won't be destroyed, it'll become a Parler clone!
 * puts on tinfoil hat* Did you know that Musk and Soros are good friends? So with Musk taking over Twitter, what do you think WILL happen??!?!?

Now that the 2022 midterms are officially over, who is the worst failed GOP candidate of the cycle?  Mehmet Oz Doug Mastriano Herschel Walker Blake Masters Kari Lake Don Bolduc Tudor Dixon Tim Michels Derek Schmidt Sarah Palin Each are awful in their own special way

'''"This is a lie." Is this a lie?''' Yes No

'''Logically valid or invalid? All booga eat chickens. All cannibals are booga. All cannibals eat cannibals. Some doggos eat cannibals. All chickens are booga. Either all doggos eat chickens, or all chickens are cannibals. Therefore some doggos do not eat chickens.''' It's valid, duh. It's invalid, duh.

Is this how you honor the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned? Yes No To this place where destiny is made, why have you come unprepared? Are we the baddies?  Yes No Shut up '''Is this argument logically valid? All Asteroids are flying through space. Some things flying through space are hot. Therefore, some asteroids are hot.'''  It's valid, duh. It's invalid, duh. '''Logically valid or invalid? All Reindeers have Hooves. All Reindeers have no Hooves. There exists Reindeers. Therefore, Pigs can Fly'''  It's valid, duh It's invalid, duh '''Is this argument logically valid? All those who deserve the fair are brave. Some braggarts are not brave. Therefore, some braggarts do not deserve the fair'''  It's valid, duh. It's invalid, duh. What are your thoughts on space colonization?  We should colonize anything we wish, even planets that have intelligent life. We should colonize anything we wish, but not planets that have intelligent life. We should only colonize places that do not have any pre-existing life. No colonization at all. We are born on Earth, we live on Earth, and we die on Earth. Other What's the most insane 9/11 "inside jobby-job" quackery that you've heard nutters say?  Dubyadidit! Dubya did it with Cheney, so he could have an excuse to invade Iraq!!! Dubya let it happen, so he could bomb the middle east!! FIRE.CAN'T.MELT.STEEL.BEAMS!!! Aliensdidit! Jewsdidit! They were dancing after it happened! And the day before, the CIA told the staff to give all jewish people the day off!! CIAdidit! Tower 7 collapsed hours later and had important papers from the CIA in it. Why did it collapse on its own footprint after so many hours??? "They" have sent rockets to hit the Pentagon! People with Rocket Launchers were seen on top of several rooftops launching missiles towards the towers! Proof? Watch "Die Hard", "Die Hard 2" & " Die Hard with a Vengeance"! There's your proof!! Crash-test dummies were thrown out of the towers. The Freemasons teleported themselfs inside of the burning towers, killed all the people in it, threw dolls out of the windows, then ran to tha backside and parachuted themselfs out of the building. It's all part of the great NWO plans from The Illuminati/Freemasons/Templar Knights/Shadow Gobmint/Skull & Bones/Elite/Bohemian Grove/Trilateral Commission/Rockefeller Foundation/Frankfurt School/Rothschilds/ect... Sorosdidit!! Broadly speaking, does the international community have a duty to intervene against regimes that are committing crimes against humanity up to and including genocide? Yes, including use of force if necessary Yes, but only with sanctions or similar measures Yes, but only indirectly, e.g. by funding rebel groups No, unless the regime is directly threatening other nations It depends/other What was the worst US presidential election result? 1856: Buchanan (D) beats Fremont (R), with Fillmore (NAP) as an anti-immigrant spoiler. 1876: Hayes (R) abandons Reconstruction in the South in exchange for victory over Tilden (D). 1912: Wilson (D) beats Roosevelt (P) due to a conservative-vs-progressive split in the GOP. 1968: Nixon (R) beats Humphrey (D) with Wallace (AIP) as an anti-civil rights spoiler (not helping was the assassination of Robert Kennedy who could have been a viable contender). 1972: Nixon (R) beats McGovern (D) in a massive landslide. 1980: Reagan (R) beats Carter (D) in a landslide. 1984: Reagan (R) beats Mondale (D) in a massive landslide. 2000: Bush (R) beats Gore (D) due to shenanigans in Florida. 2004: Bush (R) beats Kerry (D). 2016: Trump (R) beats Clinton (D).  Is diplomacy between Ukraine and Russia possible ? Yes No Yes, mainly that the cost of human life, infrastructure and economic damage is too high No because neither side will back down Let Russia and Ukraine kill each other Dear God, please let Putin have a massive heart attack, stroke or aneurysm. 

If Hollywood released a horror-movie called "Night Of The Thousand Kens", would you go and watch it? Of course! No doubt about it! Yes If I have time to spare, I might go and watch it... Sounds dull. Pass! No Fuck, no. I already know who's co-starring in it and that person is just an awful actor to begin with! This movie already exists on Planet X and received several Oscars for it.

Who's the worst Conservapedia editor? Ken Rob Smith Karajerk Comrade Andrey Andy's Brother All of them are horrible

Does anyone even remember the murder hornets at this point? Yes No How dare RationalWiki remind me of this

If you randomly choose one of the following answers to this question, what is your chance of getting it right? A) 50% B) 25% C) 0% D) 25%

'''I flip two coins. At least one of them is heads. What is the probability that they are both heads?''' 1/2 1/3

Was the USSR a Socialist country? Yes, it was one of many, many different forms of Socialism, albeit a brutal example No, it was actually State Capitalism Stop making polls out of dumb arguments, Cory Goat

Which industry is the most unethical? Alternative medicine Big Agriculture Big Oil Big Pharma Big Retail (Walmart, Amazon, etc.) Big Tech Big Tobacco Conflict minerals (diamonds, coltan, etc.) Large banks (Goldman Sachs, etc.) Military-industrial complex Multi-level marketing Prison-industrial complex All of the above Which Russian Republic would be most likely to split from the federation? Chechnya Tartarstan (not tartar sauce) North Ossetia-Alania Crimea (Reclaimed by Ukraine) Tuva Ingushetia Altai Karelia Republic of Goat (Is not a Russian Republic RZ94) RationalWiki People's Republic (Doesn't exist)

Should Homeopathy be Illegal? Yes No On Planet X, Homeopathy is the Capitol city of a country called Homeovania. Very well known for its Pickles, Windmills, a soda called Valley Pure & Hi-Fi Sound Systems

What is your favourite fantasy neo-conservative/fascist wet dream? Margaret Thatcher waxing Mousseline's moustache while he sings love songs about poll taxes and obedient peasants Sarah Palin smoking enormous cigars with Putin naked in a hot tub full of war victims' tears Trump and Boris Johnson squeezing each others nipples until the other cries out to daddy for help (Daddy being Marine Le Pen giving them a thorough erotic flogging) Such people only have mechanical non-erotic non-imaginative sex All of this would make for a very lucrative niche fans-only account Vladimir Putin grabbing Donald Trump by the balls All of the above is too boring. It needs to be an orchestrated group of neocons/fascists a là

Should we bring back Yugoslavia and Czechoslovakia? Yes No Merge France, Spain, Portugal and Italy into a confederation. No Yugoslavia and Czechoslovakia. Goatslavia Ratioslavia Union of Soviet Goat Republic

Has any city or town seen good honest police work done by uncorrupt cops without an itchy trigger finger? Yes No Hell no Sure and I am the Emperor of Japan Is this some kind of joke? Nearly every cop is corrupt and trigger happy, good honest police work will never happen Can we please have competent police? Is that too much to ask for?

'''It's the near-future and brain transplants are now possible. Your current body is failing, and a donor body is available. But it's a different gender than your current body. What do you do?''' Do the transplant, live as the opposite gender Do the transplant, live as your original gender albeit without any surgeries Do the transplant, surgically alter the body as best as possible to match your original gender, face, etc Do the transplant, wait and see how the rest of the hormones affect you before making any other decision. Don't do the transplant, wait for a more suitable body, even if you risk never finding one Get your brain transplanted into a goat Watch the film Get Out first and see how that went down. It's a whole-body transplant. Get it right, ya muppet!!

Will Russia illegally annex the de jure Moldovan territory of Transnistria I would bet a whole bucket of Borsht that yes it will No...one train wreck of an invasion is enough Putin will annex any sliver of land he can force an increasingly low-morale Russian army to invade I would kick Putin in the nuts if they weren't the size of green peas Could I have suicide-hot buffalo wings, two dozen of them? Should we create the TV show "Patriotic Drunks" in which a group of people get drunk and start a country Yes No As long as Rowan Atkinson stars in it I want a show where goats start a country Give me a pizza and breadsticks please I want Samuel L. Jackson to star in it I want a RationalWiki user to star in it I want Samuel L. Jackson to be the Rationalwiki user that stars in it

What's your favorite deadly sin? Pride Greed Wrath Envy Lust Gluttony Sloth I'm a fan of all 7.

What color is Sol, our sun? Blue Purple Red Orange Yellow Green Brown White Black

'''Since we don't know what gender everyone is... What gender are the editors here? ''' Trans-female Trans-male Cis-female Cis-male Genderfluid Intersex Other Nonbinary Cyborgoat; gender has no meaning

Should we start the Sponsor a Flat Earther for the "turn off you-tube and pick up a book" rehab centre? Yes I will contribute my Christmas bonus Dipshit can wallow in their own ignorance THE EARTH IS FLAT SHEEPLE!!!11!! Earth is a figment of my solipsistic imagination...come on people...start reading random blogs! Let's start with PBS children shows (it is free) I would kick Putin in the balls if given a chance Hail Super Mecha Death Goat Give me some chicken nuggets with five different dips How will the Russian/Ukrainian War most likely end? Russia conquers Ukraine and ends the scourge of Ukrainian Naziism Russia doesn't conquer Ukraine but gets NATO to make empty promises (compromises) A stalemate with Russia keeping all the battered Russian speaking ruins A stalemate peace, soldiers yell out insults at each other across pre-conflict borders Ukraine gets back its territory and applies a few band-aids to its wounds Putin loses power and ends up being executed by the people in a giant bowl of borsht The Jedi Force awakens and Ukraine conquers Russia It won't end, it will just continue like all that fun in Afghanistan and Iraq A comical nuclear war

What's the worst tattoo? Name of now-ex-boy/girlfriend Tramp Stamp Anything on the face or neck. Any. Barbed wire arm Tribal tattoo (except if you are that tribe) Tattoo in foreign language you can't read, e.g., Arabic, Hebrew, Japanese Religious phrase such as the one banning tattoos Neonazi dogshit tats Anything near groin that says "property of x" Mustache on finger Butterfly or unicorn ankle tattoo Goat on your calf

Most concerning fetish/fantasy?  A sexy ensemble of trash bags with giant rubber duckies attached Doing it all night while reading rationalwiki troll edits Making out with a smirking muscular dipshit blonde gymnast in tight leotards with a "Z" taped across his chest A supermodel in scuba gear playing the piano upside down while you recite erotic Klingon Poetry A moon-Goddess warrior wearing boots that crush your hands and a viking helmet with elephant ears sticking out the side Somehow combining a drug fuelled night with Lederhosen, a swiss army knife and fake bear fur David Hasselhoff's body with Pamela Anderson's pre-plastic surgery face Fetishes are dumb...the more boring and un-notable the better

Should we invest in building a convivence store on Mars?  Yes It better sell some good booze Make sure that it has some good cigarettes A hospital is more important than a convivence store No Stop asking stupid questions RZ94 Time to breed intergalactic goats For the love of God! Shut up RZ94 Space is made up to control people Wait, how does faking space affect the everyday life of someone? No, only rich privileged people can go to Mars, we need high end department stores and lots and lots of servants

If you could delete one and only one website from the Internet forever, which would it be? Whale.to NaturalNews Stormfront Facebook Twitter Reddit Rationalwiki YouTube Tumblr Craigslist Breitbart InfoWars Screw only one...I say all of them including rationalwiki

Favorite WH40K Faction?  Imperium of Man (any) Chaos (any) Eldar (any) Necron Ork T'au Tyranid Not my hobby

What's the best Swift? Jonathan Swift Swiftboat Veterans for Truth Taylor Swift Swift (from D12) Thomas A Swift .220 Swift rifle cartridge

What is your favorite Resident Evil game?  Resident Evil 0 Resident Evil (Original) Resident Evil 2 (Original) Resident Evil 3 (original) Resident Evil: Code Veronica Resident Evil 4 Resident Evil 5 Resident Evil 6 Resident Evil 7 Resident Evil: Village/8 Resident Evil: Outbreak Resident Evil: Outbreak 2 Resident Evil (Remake) Resident Evil 2 (Remake) Resident Evil 3 (Remake) Resident Evil: Revelations Resident Evil: Revelations 2 Resident Evil: Dead Aim I don't play these games

What is your favorite Sci-fi/Fantasy language? <multi poll=Slav001> Klingon R2D2 beep-bopping Binar Elvish Dothraki Fox-Newspeak I want a quesadilla with Nachos

What is your New Year's Resolution for 2022? <multi poll=NewYear001> Exercise more, lose weight, etc Find a girl/boy/nonbinary-friend Do better at that whole "jobbing" thing Give up tobacco for ganja Finish work on my doomsday device Write a book, learn to play guitar, or other skill/hobby Finally start a business Same as above, but the business is a goat farm Have fewer mental breakdowns Summon a hoard of zombies to do thy bidding

Should Latin be revived as a national language for a country <multi poll=Latin001> Yes No No bringing back extinct languages Bring back 8 Track Tapes Bring back some other language I would like to order a large pepperoni pizza with a 2 liter of Pepsi Make Esperanto a national language.

'''Fuck, Marry, Kill. Jordan Peterson, Joe Rogan, Ben Shapiro.''' F Jordan, M Joe, K Ben F Jordan, M Ben, K Joe F Joe, M Jordan, K Ben F Joe, M Ben, K Jordan F Ben, M Jordan, K Joe F Ben, M Joe, K Jordan F Goat, M Goat, K Goat

Are goats cool <multi poll=aregoatscool001> Yes No