Conservapedia:What is going on at CP?/August 2011

August 2011
USER:Conservative disagrees with Andy re: "YMCA." Let the hilarity begin. UPDATE: A user reverts the edit based on Andy's own statements on the talk page. 🇰🇪 immediately re-reverts and blocks the user for "over the top faux conservatism", something that would never apply to 🇰🇪. Ed Poor: I want to do this, but I don't want to impact things too much, so I'll wait. DerekE (joined CP October 2009): Just an idea, but you can actually do it this or this way without it impacting at all, really.  Ed: [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk%3AQuestion_evolution!_campaign&action=historysubmit&diff=908166&oldid=908129 How dare a NEW USER give ME advice?!?!?!?!? *reverts*] Then: [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk%3ADerekE&action=historysubmit&diff=908141&oldid=896431 What do you mean by these remarks that are over a year old? Are you some kinda pinko commie, huh????] UPDATE: Ken: I don't understand redirects either.  Daniel1212 gives proof that homophobes write the best poetry. [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template%3AMainpageright&action=historysubmit&diff=907163&oldid=907151 Hurricane? What hurricane? It was all a liberal plan to ration energy] "Macho Man" by The Village People is a conservative song that celebrates traditional gender roles and the virtues of exercise and healthy living. UPDATE: Andy denies the obvious conservitude of "Macho Man" ...for the second time. What the source says: ''[http://www.nytimes.com/2011/08/29/nyregion/new-york-expects-lengthy-recovery-of-transit-system.html?_r=1 Where the roads are clear, the buses are running. Where roads are blocked by floods and fallen trees, the buses are not running]'' What Andy reads: "Roadways are clear but ... buses are not running"

Apparently Seven Nation Army is a song about the rise of conservatism. Truer words have never been spoken: "Only a tyrant fears an opposing viewpoint. Only a liar or faker refuses to have his arguments analyzed and his evidence scrutinized.", says Ed Poor. Andy Three Weeks Ago "An employee can't say whatever he likes if his employer disapproves". Andy Today "The LAMEstream media censors an analyst for being critical of Obama". Maybe ESPN dosn't like what its employee said... Silly liberals, taking precautions before the storm hits. COGNITIVE DISSONANCE UPDATE: Silly liberals won't heed precautionary advice The craziness just gets worse. Now Andy says "String theory is taking over university physics programs because Relativity is so obviously flawed.". But for a very long time he was saying that all the liberal socialist atheist evolutionist professors were in love with relativity. So what happened? UPDATE: Andy's brother (and another user) inform him that string theory actually makes use of relativity and that theorists aren't pursuing string theory because they were persuaded by Andy's silly "counterexamples". Andy Five days previously, on the same page: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Counterexamples_to_Relativity&diff=prev&oldid=904547 The lack of scientific basis for Relativity leaves it defenseless against another unscientific theory: string theory. Before long it may become important to list counterexamples to string theory] Andy: This article needs more gibberish JPatt (headline): User: But that's not true. JPatt: "If I put Dawkins "disagrees" or "dislikes" the vast majority of Americans- that doesn't make for a good headline." Andy: Even I can see that this is embarrassing. *trim* Something unexpected from JPatt: Richard Dawkins hates ignorance TerryH promulgates the dogma of Conservative Infallibility by going postmodern: How dare a liberal question a conservative's position on science? Andy on the speed of light: "You (sic) comments like 'distances were measured in ... light-years, and that only makes sense if the speed is constant,' is a political statement, not a scientific one." '''UPDATE. Andy, 2 days later:''' "Wikipedia has many dubious claims that relativity explains something ... as one might expect from a liberal website." <votecp poll=wigo4590 closed="yes">Murdering a student then committing suicide is a professor value, according to Jpratt. <votecp poll=wigo4589 closed="yes"> latest masterpiece: [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Atheism_and_cowardice&oldid=904611 Atheists are cowards. And fat.] <votecp poll=wigo4588 closed="yes">In a belated effort to improve his History Lectures, Andy misunderstands and misrepresents. <votecp poll=wigo4587 closed="yes">Andy on one of his "counterexamples to evolution": "Male and female versions of species must evolve separately, yet at the same time, and in a complementary manner. It's like lightening [sic] striking twice at the same place, at the same time of day, etc. Doesn't happen." <votecp poll=wigo4586 closed="yes">Andy: Higher college fees and fewer class options are the result of liberal policies. <votecp poll=wigo4585 closed="yes">No, Andy. No there isn't. <votecp poll=wigo4584 closed="yes">Roger: [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Counterexamples_to_Relativity&diff=904470&oldid=904468 These experiments produced important evidence in favor of relativity. *links to Wikipedia page*] Andy: [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Counterexamples_to_Relativity&diff=904547&oldid=904526 I was unware of those experiments. Do you have another source? One that fits my preconceptions?] ...Wait, didn't I make something because Wikipedia didn't agree with me all the time? Andy: *creates article on subject he just learned about by reading its Wikipedia page* <votecp poll=wigo4583 closed="yes">Libya wants to restore its old flag, which has an Islamic crescent and star on it, unlike the communist- and Islamist-inspired "neutral" Gaddafi flag. Andy thinks this means that America should be able to adopt the Christian Flag as our national standard. <votecp poll=wigo4582 closed="yes">Andy is excited: Less than two months after the introduction of the Touchpad, HP announces the end of all webOS devices, leading to insane price drops. This is a sign that people are moving away from liberal newspapers and liberal television - a clear conservative victory! <votecp poll=wigo4581 closed="yes">Relativity yet again: Andy: Ah hah! I found yet another counterexample to relativity. <BR> User: [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Counterexamples_to_Relativity&diff=903906&oldid=903849 Um, your citation is a forum comment. Also, the "counterexample" presumes relativity is false at the beginning.] <BR> Andy: There's a relativity conspiracy, therefore citing the Best of the Public™ is okay. <BR> User: [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Counterexamples_to_Relativity&diff=903941&oldid=903910 This forum comment doesn't even say what you want it to say. *quotes comment*] <BR> Andy: *ignores quotes* Yes it does. <BR> User: Fine, how does your scenario (which you got by misreading a forum comment) contradict relativity? <BR> Andy: * archives entire talk page *

<votecp poll=wigo4580 closed="yes">A dark-skinned person must have pissed off Ed Poor today: he quotes someone saying even Jesse Jackson is scared of African Americans at night, quotes another person saying people of color only succeed because of affirmative action , and then immediately after redirects 'Person of color' to 'Blacks'. <votecp poll=wigo4579 closed="yes">Wait Andy, so the Christian Science Monitor, the website you usually use to argue against evolution, is now a liberal website?

<votecp poll=wigo4578 closed="yes"> Andy (exact quote): "Liberals already teach that Newtonian mechanics is fundamentally incorrect, so there is little reason to add to that (often false) criticism. In contrast, liberals insist that Relativity must be true and they punish anyone who dares claim otherwise. "

<votecp poll=wigo4577 closed="yes"> Public school makes you gay. <votecp poll=wigo4576 closed="yes">JamesWilson shouts into the forgotten vacuum that the Blocking policy refinement panel proceedings is to become. <votecp poll=wigo4575 closed="yes"> Logic, Karajou style. The fact that a single parodist has been revealed proves that "there's nothing wrong with this site or the people in it." How about the remaining 99 parodists, Karajou? <votecp poll=wigo4574 closed="yes">Self-fulfilling prophecy on CP <votecp poll=wigo4573 closed="yes">Andy Schlafly, a Princeton-educated Electrical Engineer who supposedly authored three separate academic publications, misspelled the word 'transistor'. Note: We're still taking bets on who earned Andy Schlafly his degrees... <votecp poll=wigo4572 closed="yes">Uncle Ed sez: [http://conservapedia.com/Talk:Main_Page#Smartphone_bias My anti-union friend has a "big Android." None of my gay friends has one.] Is that what they're calling it these days, Ed? (In related news: Ed Poor has "gay friends"!) <votecp poll=wigo4570 closed="yes">Karajou's orgasm registers 3.6 on the Richter scale as he defenestrates RobS, burns down his castle and then salts the earth behind him! Update: User:C jizzes on the body. <votecp poll=wigo4569 closed="yes">CPalmer: ''Thanks for the extra rights. In case of any problems following blocks, I now feel I should be contactable by email, but I can't see where in my preferences to add my email address.''

Andy: ''No problem and no need for email, because someone will let you know on your talk page if your blocks are overzealous or too long. You can see prior blocks by others to get the idea''.

And who will this mysterious someone be? Karajou? Or a soon-to-be-blocked peon stirring the pot. Indeed: You can see prior blocks by others to get the idea. <votecp poll=wigo4568 closed="yes">[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Internet_Explorer&oldid=901769 This article is lightweight and haphazard. I'm going to delete it if no one helps me fix it up. Better to have nothing, than something this lame.] --Ed Poor Talk 15:35, 16 August 2011 (EDT) <votecp poll=wigo4567 closed="yes">Ed finally answers the age-old question: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Atheist_hospitals&oldid=901739 Yes, there are atheist hospitals... but they suck.] <votecp poll=wigo4566 closed="yes">The list of the Greatest Conservative Songs is rapidly growing, leading to an epiphany from MaxFletcher. Assfly, eager for another opportunity to rape mathematics, throws his support behind the project. MaxFletcher then muses that due to Hollywood influence, most hits are from liberal artists, "like Usher and M&M."

<votecp poll=wigo4565 closed="yes">For someone who objects to the pronunciation 'Pokistan', Andy is quite the expert on the history of South Asia (read the second part of his two-thread comment). <votecp poll=wigo4564 closed="yes">With a 14 trillion dollar debt, 3 wars, and a congress who couldn't agree what time it is, it's Michele Bachmann, NOT Rick Perry, who understands the IMPORTANT issues <votecp poll=wigo4563 closed="yes">Lo, Andy spake from on high, and Tim Pawlenty, true-blue conservative, whom the Left hates for heroically balancing Minnesota's budget, is reclassified as an unperson a RINO. <votecp poll=wigo4562 closed="yes">Karajou: Who runs Hollywood? The liberals child molesters! <votecp poll=wigo4561 closed="yes">Rob: Please explain the details surrounding the libelous comments and made up lies about me by anonymous users which resulted in my desysopping. Andy, being a hypocritical ass: We "respect the freedom of speech here" and if you can't handle it, speak not. Rob: Excellent, so why was I desysopped? Andy, being an even bigger ass: BLOCKED! Now let's see who's able to speak heathen! UPDATE: Jcw upgrades Rob's block to indefinite Back to 1 month by Iduan. <votecp poll=wigo4560 closed="yes">Ron Paul will win the Iowa Straw Poll closely followed by Bachmann. A few hours later... CONSERVATIVE UPSET Michelle Bachmann wins!!!... and nobody told CP's main page right... UPDATE: Conservapedia's predictions were remarkably accurate - they almost had the same names! <votecp poll=wigo4359 closed="yes">To the victor go the spoils. <votecp poll=wigo4358 closed="yes">Politicians Who Had a Real Career: situational awareness fail <votecp poll=wigo4357 closed="yes">CPalmer to 🇰🇪: Your obesity ramblings are against the letter of the Gospel and the spirit of ecclesiastical history, and here's a Bible verse to prove it. 🇰🇪 replies tersely: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Essay:_Indian_Christian_culture_is_better_than_low_class_atheist_%22culture%22&diff=899880&oldid=896820 Gluttony is a sin according to the Bible. End of discussion.] <votecp poll=wigo4356 closed="yes">Sysop scrap: Karajou permabans Rob ("false accusations"). UPDATE: Andy strips Rob of his rights.

<votecp poll=wigo4355 closed="yes">How to be a CP sysop in one easy lesson. Karajou: "Away with you, HorribleHorace, once again you've proved you're unfit for our paradise!" The Real Horace: "Umm, you know that isn't me... right?" Karajou: "Of course! I just enjoy lying. AWAY WITH YOU TOO!" <votecp poll=wigo4354 closed="yes">"I feel bad that this is so disturbing to you. I hope you don't work yourself into a frenzy and have sleepless nights over this matter. I can tell you that I am not going to lose any sleep over this matter." says Ken, before editing continuously through the night with at most a two-and-a-half hour break. <votecp poll=wigo4353 closed="yes">Parodist: OK, OK, Andy, I see what you're trying to do with this "real jobs" list, here's the "fascinating conservative insight" you're after! Andy: Winner! Everyone else: WTF? <votecp poll=wigo4352 closed="yes">The main page looks increasingly like a late 90s GeoCities page as Andy spaffs a message about Obama's "clueless" speech on the actual page, rather than the MainPageRight news template as usual. <votecp poll=wigo4351 closed="yes">ANDY ESSAY TIME: Politicians who had a real career! A real career is something like: Baseball Pitcher, Singer, Football Player, Actor, Architect of the Fall of Communism, School Teacher, CEO or Military General. Questionable or non-influential careers include: Attorney (well maybe that one is true), Actor, Professor, Company Executive, Pilot/Soldier, Military General.. or President of the USA (this job CLEARLY isn't influential on politics, since.. some non-politicians were politically influential..). <votecp poll=wigo4350 closed="yes">Andy: London descended into a night of rioting. One hour later: Oh wait, London is the capital of atheism.

<votecp poll=wigo4349 closed="yes">Ken: [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template%3AMainpageright&action=historysubmit&diff=898028&oldid=897921 The effects of the Question evolution! campaign will be devastating to evolutionary belief and atheism.] RonLar: Really? Ken: [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Evolution&diff=prev&oldid=898072 Have to go! Someone is deleting my edits! I don't want to play any longer!] RonLar: [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Evolution&diff=next&oldid=898072 Wow, that's not nice. But wait: Isn't that someone you?]

<votecp poll=wigo4348 closed="yes">Arguing, Kenny-style.

<votecp poll=wigo4347 closed="yes">Typical flaky evolutionists, always going on about how comets are hiding alien warships while good old "creation scientists" are doing <votecp poll=wigo4346 closed="yes">School Prayer Fun: Andy: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&diff=897030&oldid=897004 We should have free speech in this nation ... for Christians too] Naive user: Does that include Muslims? Andy: No. <votecp poll=wigo4345 closed="yes">Ken: "The UK has one of the highest self harm rates in Europe at 0.4% - due to atheism of course." Reality: The US has a self harm rate of 4%, which is 10 times higher than the UK. By Ken "logic", this proves that Christianity causes people to harm themselves. <votecp poll=wigo4344 closed="yes">In the ultimate irony, 🇰🇪 feels the need to inform others on how to "create a more collaborative spirit and increase the esprit de corps." <votecp poll=wigo4343 closed="yes">Penn Jillette finally responds to the taunting at CP. Spoilers: He declines the offer, on account of CP being a troll site. <votecp poll=wigo4342 closed="yes">Having had enough, Rob announces here he's taking time off CP (and calls Karajou "a piece of shit" "worthless little cocksucker" ), thus making 🇰🇪 and Angry Bear the winners of the Great CP Flame War of '11. Let the Reign of Manchild and Mallcop begin!