User:Caius/Dear-gentleman-ken-you-already-received-your-congratulatory-champagne

Dear gentleman Ken;

Let's assume that your evolution article does climb up the search engines; I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.

You'll still be wrong, and creationism will still be a lie foisted by the uneducated on those fools desperate for something - anything - to believe in.

Besides, I already gave you your congratulatory gift; you were a RationalWiki sysop for at least five minutes last night!