Fun:RW Bureaucrat Purity Test

The following is a proposed purity test for Rationalwiki sysops that wish to be demoted to bureaucrat. To pass, simply agree to 8/10 of the following statements to receive your demotion.


 * 1) I promise to use my powers to abuse those who hold a viewpoint different than my own.
 * 2) I accept Richard Dawkins as my Lord and Savior.
 * 3) I will hide evidence that the Earth is 6000 years old.
 * 4) I will hide evidence that proves global warming is a hoax.
 * 5) I will help the terrorists win by supporting Joe Biden.
 * 6) I will help destroy family values by associating with this site.
 * 7) I will help homosexuals recruit children.
 * 8) I will hinder our army by protesting torture aggressive questioning and horseplay.
 * 9) I will destroy the credibility of respected, honest journalists like Glenn Beck and Joseph Farah.
 * 10) I will vandalize conservative websites that help expose the truth. The world can't handle the truth.

Simply affirm 8/10 of the above statements and everything you do will be fully supported by Rationalwiki.