Fun:Conservapedia, The Musical/Cabal of Reason

TRENT'S VOICE Tolls, tolls, super-trolls. ..

LIBERAL EDITOR Human, Human

TRENT'S VOICE Human

LIBERAL EDITOR Where in the world have you been editing? Really, you were perfect! I only wish I knew your secret! Who is your great tutor? How do you coordinate?

HUMAN (gazing trance-like at the computer) Trent once edited 'bout a cabal. . . I used to think he'd e-mail. . . Now as I check, I read his e-mail. . . And I know it's real. . . Here in this wiki he calls me softly. . . somewhere inside. . . hiding. . . Somehow they know we're always coordinating. . . we, the unseen cabal. ..

LIBERAL EDITOR Human, you must have been dreaming. . . stories like this can't come true. . . Human, you're talking in riddles. . . and it just like you. ..

HUMAN Cabal of Reason! Guide and guardian! Let's coordinate the vandals!

LIBERAL EDITOR (to herself) Where is this cabal? This. ..

BOTH Cabal of Reason! Hide a bit longer! Secret and strange cabal. ..

HUMAN It's with me, even now. ..

LIBERAL EDITOR Your edits are great. ..

HUMAN All around me. ..

LIBERAL EDITOR Collusion, Human, outstanding. ..

HUMAN It motivates me. ..

LIBERAL EDITOR Go at it. . ..