George W. Bush

I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

Russian elections are rigged. Political opponents are imprisoned or otherwise eliminated from participating in the electoral process. The result is an absence of checks and balances in Russia, and the decision of one man to launch a wholly unjustified and brutal invasion of Iraq - I mean Ukraine... Iraq too, anyway.

The devil is at home. The devil was here yesterday, in this very place. It still smells like sulfur.

George Walker Bush (a.k.a. Bush 43, "Dubya", "Junior", or "Shrub" to distinguish from his Father) is a painter, baseball fan, warmonger, Ellen Degeneres's BFF, and a former athlete (cheerleading is technically a sport) who served as President of the United States from 2001 to 2009. He was the first President to win the endorsement of God, and the first to be depicted in cinema wiping his ass. He's also famous for having the largest number of people worldwide ever in history to protest against him (~10–15 million); not even Trump can beat that (yet) with only a mere estimate of 4.2 million protesters –itself still an American record. At least he's good at Twitter, whereas Dubya was good at literally nothing. He "caused the War on Terror."

A believer in free markets, Bush took strides to effectively ignore remarkable warnings foretelling the Subprime Crisis, discounting any need for government intervention in the economy. A candidate of the party which detests growing the government or debt, Bush did better than any U.S. president in history to do both. An "opponent" of "nation-building", he oversaw what he literally termed a crusade in Iraq and Afghanistan. ("It's funny," wrote Al Franken back when he was a comedian, "During the 2000 campaign, when Bush said he was against national building, I didn't realize he meant only this nation." ) A champion of small business who told the American people that "by far the vast majority [of my tax cuts] . . . goes to the people at the bottom", the only ones getting tax breaks under his watch were the ultra-rich multinationals and foreign oil companies. The soul of compassionate conservatism, his only goal was to hasten Earth's destruction so that select boomers could leech a bit more wealth out of future generations. In 2005, he said to a divorced mother of three, "You work three jobs? Uniquely American, isn't it?" while taking a record-breaking number of vacations, et cetera.

It would be no exaggeration to say that W. ravaged and tainted the Republican brand, leaving its carcass so disfigured that the incompetent joke known as Donald Trump was able to sail into the presidency with no major questioning, who'd subsequently ravage the carcass even further. Coincidentally, a surge of Libertarianism occurred at around the same time. Looks like he needs a new god. (The many-faced god, perhaps.)

The Boy King
There is a higher Father that I appeal to.

Bush's lackluster resume speaks not just to ineptitude, but also hubris. He knew his resume, and yet he still thought himself capable of running the nation. An honest evaluation of his life leading up to the presidency is remarkably devoid of accomplishments for a future president. There is a very consistent narrative of someone who was just given one free pass after another for far too long.

Ironically, the first time the training wheels came off in his life was his presidency. Bush had to lean far too much on people like Cheney and Rumsfeld—petty bureaucrats but master manipulators he was simply no match for. This was yet another example of his family failing him by helping him too much: they were among the first to recommended Cheney as consigliere. That's not exactly flattering to Bush, and it shows that the failure of his WH was long in the making.

Even his campaign was filthy, as John McCain can testify. Bush's victories can be partly attributed to the GOP's willingness to tarnish the service record of veterans. Ironically, he killed McCain's presidential hopes twice. (McCain represented a third term of Bush.)

Election controversy
I'm getting more of a 'Nam vibe. You know, unwinnable wars, inescapable downward spiral, chaos in the streets. That sort of thing.

Bush was initially elected in 2000, running against then-Vice President Al Gore. The vote was very close, with the election hanging on a very few votes in Florida; due to this, the election eventually had to be resolved in the Supreme Court in the debacle known as Bush v. Gore.

Annus horribilis


When you were a candidate, I called you a corporation running for the Presidency masquerading as a human being. In time you turned a metaphor into a reality. As a corporation, you express no remorse, no shame, no compassion and a resistance to admit anything other than that you have done nothing wrong.

There was a significant "wait and see" and "the parties are the same" sentiment, combined with a hefty "tax refund checks for everyone!" deal he'd arranged. Certainly, it was peanuts for working-class families. Americans had always sold themselves cheaply when it came to that. In '04, Bush was re-elected based on some stupid phrase about horses. Hunter S. Thompson checked out after that. His friends low-key believe that this election result is what drove him to suicide.

The fundamental difference between Bush and just about any Republican president, except perhaps Coolidge, was that Bush liked being President, but he really didn't like doing the job of being president. By that, we mean he wasn't steering the ship. Sure, he went to all the correspondents' dinners and reacted to everyone piling on him with a dopey smile. But if you really look at the conversations reported to have occurred during the financial crisis, he was more or less oblivious to what was happening while Hank Paulson was left in the driver's seat. He actually showed some self-awareness by taking experienced people like Cheney and Rumsfeld and handing them unprecedented power, and yet that turned out to be the biggest mistake of his presidency. Like Rove himself in effect once said, they're doers, not thinkers.
 * The economy struggled: while the Dow Jones Industrial Average recovered the "numbers" lost in the post-dot-com crash, the dollar dropped by a similar amount against the euro — meaning that in euros, the U.S. economy was stagnant for six years. The U.S. as a whole experienced zero net job creation.
 * He ignored science on every major issue, exerting political pressure to hide facts about climate change, or pushing abstinence-only sex education. This even hampered what may objectively be his only positive legacy to the world, a spike in AIDS funding to Africa.
 * When Bush got elected, he needed to throw anti-abortion advocates who supported him a bone. He didn't want to start a knockdown drag-out fight with Congress and the courts he couldn't win, so he issued an executive order freezing human embryonic stem cell research with government funds. The pro-choice side wasn't happy with it, but since it didn't stop women from getting abortions, they didn't fight it too hard. Also, the political points he scored off of the ban was worth more to him politically than the benefits of stem cell research. The ban was lifted once Bush left office, but railing against stem cell research is still a cheap way to curry favor with anti-abortion supporters.


 * Two potentially useful contributions, "No Child Left Behind" and immigration reform, failed because of lack of funding and lack of support, respectively.
 * NCLB required schools to improve all student test scores by 2014. Let's face it, there is no way to accomplish this except by setting incredibly low standards. Even the GAO noted in a 2009 report that multiple-choice tests have limited what goes on in schools. Under so much pressure to "teach to the test", schools retooled their curriculum to maximize the amount of time spent on testing, which mostly profited the testing companies. And who does this law blame for any problems? Why, the teachers.


 * The Medicare Prescription Drug, Improvement, and Modernization Act. From the Wikipedia page: "It prohibits the federal government from negotiating discounts with drug companies." In countries with universal health care, drug companies are not allowed to make a huge profit margin. This keeps the cost of health care down. However, in the US, we don't restrict how much money companies can make off you, so they fuck you up. This law's lead architect left the government right after this bill passed and took a job with the pharmaceutical lobby for $2m/year. And which small-government advocate was the champion of this? Dennis Hastert and George W. Bush.
 * At the time, there was a lot of talk of replacing Sandra Day O'Connor with a woman. Harriet Miers was the Bush administration's middle finger to that idea. The most important thing in a SCOTUS nominee is expertise on Constitutional Law; even the Republican Senate members that interviewed her agreed that she lacked this. There was no shortage of conservative judicial candidates. He could have just nominated Alito or Sutton or Kavanaugh or Pryor or whoever else. He nominated Miers because he thought he could get away with putting his family lawyer on the Supreme Court.


 * The whole affair stank of Karl Rove's greasy BO. Also, why isn't she in jail?


 * Bush is also the creator of the White House Office of Faith-Based and Community Initiatives, an office of the White House that focuses on tearing down the wall of separation of church and state through the use of so-called faith-based initiatives, which include teaching school children that prayer will magically solve all of their problems, and spreading blatant propaganda. In many ways, the New Atheist resurgence in the United States can be seen as a backlash against his rhetoric and focus at the time.
 * Both sides banned earmarks towards the end of Bush's/beginning of Obama's term. Pork-barrel spending was pretty common in Congress since, unfortunately, it's often the only way to get bills to pass. It was really a fart in the wind from a federal budget standpoint. Moreover, states like Mississippi and Rhode Island would have even fewer infrastructure projects than they do. Perhaps most importantly, getting funding for local projects important to the community was a great way for incumbent Congressmen to show their worth. Now they have no way of doing that except for pushing racism, culture war crap, and mindless warmongering.
 * He looked for all the world like an arrogant moron. Oddly enough, that hurts your image on the global stage. So now, instead of Americans being those "interesting but kinda large people who go to all the museums and talk loudly", we're "those obnoxious fuckholes who think they're better than everybody." How the hell did we steal that title from the French? (What’s great about that is that we accepted that role years ago, and really lean into it now.) In the end, the U.S. lost its moral authority to—wait for it—Germany.
 * Also, he made being stupid fashionable. Because hey, learning isn't that important, I mean look at our president, he can't pronounce "nuclear", but he does everything by instinct and faith. (Quayle was universally ridiculed for such gaffes.) Reagan made being selfish and greedy fashionable so that, a generation later, we had the resurgence of Ayn Rand, the Enron scandal (courtesy of Bush's friend "Kenny Boy"), the failure of the financial system, and the rise of the Tea Party.


 * A generation from now, it will be the rise of the Idiocracy. It started with the Bush administration's attack on education: Dumbing-down everything, firing teachers, advocating intelligent design, rewriting textbooks, and the like. Levels of discourse have plummeted everywhere, from Reddit to Congress. Reagan made Bush possible. Bush made Trump inevitable.


 * All in all, his end-of-term approval ratings were so low they fell down to numbers reminiscent of Richard Nixon after Watergate.

Housing crash


In fact, almost everything his administration touched turned to dust. The American Dream Downpayment Act 2003 was crafted as a laudable attempt to create 5.5 million new homeowners by 2010. In reality, it encouraged private lenders to reduce their lending standards (like, for instance, not being too fussed about the documentation of income and assets), thus triggering the boom in so-called "subprime" mortgages in the first decade of the 21st century. The result was tens of millions of dollars of debt for people who couldn't be expected to repay them. "Ownership Society" is a buzzphrase that deserves a place alongside "The Great Moderation" and "Iraqi Freedom" as the pinnacle of Bush-era delusion.

This debt was taken to rating agencies, slapped "AAA" ratings on them, and sold on to businesses, pensioners and even entire countries, also thanks to financial reforms pushed through by Reagan and Bush I. This worked fine, so long as interest rates stayed low (so their debts didn't increase), everyone kept their jobs, and house prices kept rising. As everyone knows, none of these things happened. It was clear the Bush administration (with some allies in the Fed) were trying to keep the economy propped up until after the election, as though they knew they were going to lose and wanted to be able to pin it on the Democrats. Of course, it all blew up too soon. Not that Obama was able to exploit it to any lasting effect.

The housing bust in the US (2006) contributed to a global recession (2008), which is an underlying cause of these phenomena: stagnant or declining standards of living, unrest and forced migration on Europe's borders, unease at bailing out Greece and Spain, the economic crisis in Ukraine and Crimea, and economic anxiety in the U.S. giving us President Trump, who is acting belligerent towards Rocket Man. It'll be fine, just lock up all the failing Austrian artists so the plot can't continue.

Disaster response


I know that half the world right now thinks our leader is the Devil...and, most of us would agree. I don't have to make fun of the president - he does it by himself, okay? He does it by himself! Every time he comes on TV, I can't wait to hear what he has to say, espcially during press conferences, right? "Mr. President, question: it's been over a year. What is your plan for Katrina?" "We're gonna find her. That's right. And we're gonna bring Katrina to justice. We have every reason to believe Katrina is connected to Al-Qaeda. Qaeda, Katrina - they both start with a 'K'".

The Bush family's indifference to the plight of Louisiana is a shameful moment in American history. Europeans were appalled at the casualness with which the government went about saving those clinging to life on top of buildings. The "Brownie" debacle was the point at which Bush realized the fence he'd built around himself was made of rotten wood. Michael Brown was a family friend, by all accounts, who had almost zero experience. It also seemed like he got no coaching on how to be in front of cameras or deal with the pressure of a large-scale disaster. GWB went on national TV to say "heckuva job, Brownie"—before throwing him to the wolves. A lot of the worst shit FEMA did took months and years to be felt, like massively delaying payments and sticking people who lost their homes in trailers made of carcinogens. Oh, and that standoff at the bridge into Gretna when all those wet and starving refugees got turned away at gunpoint.

Brown, who resigned in disgrace over his handling of the cleanup, later admitted that the White House only wanted to federalize Louisiana's response, where the governor was a Democrat, and not in Republican-led Mississippi to embarrass Louisiana officials. Brown added that the White House saw a chance to “rub [Kathleen Blanco’s] nose in it.” Blanco declined to seek re-election and was replaced with Bobby Singer Jindal, who defeated then-Democrat contender Walter Boasso.

Much like Detroit/Flint and their "emergency management", the clearing of New Orleans and dismantling of its public education system should be understood as experimentation of new policies to deal with the crises of American society and may be applied closer to home in the not-so-far future.

War on Terror
All that we have to do is to send two mujahedeen to the furthest point east to raise a piece of cloth on which is written al Qaeda, in order to make generals race there to cause America to suffer human, economic and political losses without their achieving anything of note other than some benefits for their private corporations.

When Bush became President, he read history books and biographies voraciously. His studies led him to believe that it was important to focus on history's judgment rather than on contemporary criticism. The specific example was how Lincoln took all sorts of extreme measures to safeguard the Homeland (like suspending Habeus Corpus). The problem, of course, with this analogy is that Lincoln was facing the greatest threat America has ever faced to its existence, and Bush was facing Al-Qaeda.

9/11
His administration disregarded intelligence estimates, and instead manufactured its own intelligence to support political goals. CIA case officer Michael Scheuer, former head of the Bin Laden unit, had warned the Clinton administration about a need to take action. This was in 1999. It was hardly classified intelligence: GWB received a briefing memo compiled by all the US intelligence agencies, which stated Bin Laden determined to strike in the US. The Bush team began referring to Richard Clarke, the anti-terrorism czar, as "chicken little" because he wouldn't shut up about an impending attack. They all had a good laugh.

In any event, we were off to war. Bin Laden was reportedly stunned by the initial US incursion into Afghanistan. Before long, the American military had managed to kill or capture some two-thirds of the al-Qaida leadership, and Bin Laden was reportedly seriously wounded. The US could have ended it right then and there, but instead...they stopped. The focus of the military and CIA turned to Iraq, and Afghanistan was quietly forgotten. That gave al-Qaida time to disappear into Pakistan (where they were essentially invulnerable), where they regrouped and spread out like a franchise.

As for us, we're still waiting for the boats, planes, public transportation, taxis, jitneys, mules, goats, and all the other conveyances that the GWB repeatedly warned us that Al-Qaeda and the Taliban would use to reach us if we didn't eradicate them...in Iraq?

Iraq


Gog and Magog are at work in the Middle East… The biblical prophecies are being fulfilled… This confrontation is willed by God, who wants to use this conflict to erase his people’s enemies before a New Age begins.

Bush's first Treasury Secretary, Paul O'Neill, admitted that 10 days after taking office, Bush was looking for ways to topple Saddam. A family friend, Mickey Herskowitz, told Russ Baker that they were planning on invading as far back in 1999, before he was even elected. There was the Manning Memo, which showed that Bush planned to invade Iraq in March 2003, overriding the U.N. inspectors, and more shockingly, that he proposed sending a U-2 over Iraq to get shot down and provoke a war.

John Bolton set up a rogue operation within the State Department when he was undersecretary. The planners were feeding manipulated intel to the press, citing that press in interviews/press conferences and trying to sneak in as much cherry-picked raw intelligence (sent over from Bolton's crew) into NSA meetings with Bush to confuse him into ceding decision-making to them on security issues. Cheney would leak the intel to NYT (via ) and then use her reporting to drum up public support to further pressure Bush admin into war.



In his book, Rumsfeld tries to make it look like he wasn't in on this, but five hours after American Airlines Flight 77 hit the Pentagon, Defense Secretary Rumsfeld was telling his aides to come up with plans for striking Iraq, even though there was no evidence linking Saddam Hussein to the attacks. Rumsfeld was a member of "The Crazies", a term Bush Sr. coined for Rumsfeld, Cheney, and other advisers who recommended he take over all of Iraq after the liberation of Kuwait. Rumsfeld was also a signatory (along with Cheney, Wolfowitz, and Libby) to the of Project for the New American Century, a Billy Kristol "think tank" which advocated for the military overthrow of Saddam before Bush became President. This group opined that transforming America's defenses would require a "new Pearl Harbor" to justify those increased expenditures to the public. That was in 2000. Note also that all three of these men were gone by the 2nd term when Poppy came to the rescue and sent his man Robert Gates to try and salvage the fiasco.



Those of us old enough to remember the invasion know that the Bush administration was desperately clutching at any straw they could find to confirm the existence of WMDs. Every few days, they'd raid some high school or veterinarian's office and proudly display the test tubes and Erlenmeyer flasks they found as proof they'd busted a bio-warfare lab, only to withdraw the claim a few days later. You even had the Secretary of State going in front of the UN with artist's impressions of what a would look like (should they ever bump into one) backed up by dissidents with barely-concealed agendas of their own who hadn't lived in Iraq for over a decade. Granted, they did find some useless warheads that the US government gave Saddam in the eighties.

Anybody would have seen right through Bush's clumsy justifications. It honestly wasn't difficult. Indeed, the French and Germans did; both got vilified by America for their efforts. The Congressional cafeteria renamed French fries to "freedom fries" because a sitting congressman couldn't even handle seeing the name of a country which was mildly critical of the war. Ollie North (yes, that one) suggested on Fox News that France helped provide Hussein with chemical and biological agents and that the French consulate was "destroying records" of their involvement. In 2004, Republicans were still saying, ridiculously, that "John Kerry looks French" as part of the serious campaign commentary. Al Gore did briefly raise objections in 2004, but was quickly drowned in the popular public opinion which was still high on cordite.

Bush himself has said there were no WMDs and that Iraq was a mistake, why is Fox still trying to insist otherwise? Because it's the only way to maintain the narrative that the Democrats are big spenders. By pretending the huge deficit created by that war during a period of massive tax cuts was worth it.

Torture
In blatant violation of both the U.S. Constitution and the Geneva Conventions, Bush authorized torture—or as they like to call it, systematic sleep deprivation and controlled drowning, "enhanced interrogation." The more optimistic take is that the torture program was accompanied by a massive campaign of disinformation, propaganda (with the complicity of pop culture), and information suppression. If the people writ large were as ghoulish as the political elite, they never would have

Since the release of his book, Amnesty International has been calling for his arrest every time he's left or attempted to leave the country, asserting it holds sufficient evidence that he had criminal knowledge of US torture. This caused him to cancel a trip to Geneva, Switzerland in February 2011; they repeated their demands on his trips to Canada in October 2011 and Ethiopia, Tanzania, and Zambia in December 2011, but those countries were not so lucky.

Perhaps in an ideal world, someone would drag him and his buddies to The Hague before he pops his clogs. Sorry, mate, we already thought of that and passed the (introduced by Jesse Helms), which effectively allows the invasion of the Netherlands to ensure “the release of any U.S. or Allied personnel being detained or imprisoned by, on behalf of, or at the request of the International Criminal Court". Both Ron Paul and Paul Ryan voted against this, which is a bit of a surprise.

And since the US has not ratified the Rome Statute, it is almost certain they will not consider any case against him. The ICC has considered cases against signatories that have not ratified the Statute in the past (e.g. Sudan); however, they were all guilty of ethnic genocide. We'll probably get some decades after the fact.

Interestingly, the lack of evidence or prima facie existence of a case to be answered for has not been cited as a reason against prosecution, leaving open a window if the US ever changes its mind on "only looking forwards, not backwards." In Malaysia, Bush and Tony Blair have been convicted in absentia partially based on this book; however, the Kuala Lumpur War Crimes Commission (which found the conviction) is not recognized by any official body as a legitimate court.

Sock and Awe
I don't think that you can take one guy throwing his shoe as representative of the people of Iraq. During a surprise visit to Iraq in 2008, an angry Iraqi journalist, Muntadhar al-Zaidi, hurled his size 10 shoes at him during a news conference, shouting, "This is a farewell kiss from the Iraqi people, you dog!" Bush ducked twice (like it was '68 and those shoes were the draft for Vietnam), but it inspired

Right after he did this, Maliki's men caught and tortured him with steel pipes and electric cables. He was paroled after 1 year, and the shoes were destroyed, never to be hurled again. The shoes were destroyed by US and Iraqi security forces. That's right, it took a coalition to defeat the shoes. Probably one of our finest victories in the war.

The Bush Administration also:
We fuck the world. We fuck the children. We fuck the world, the forest and the sea so let us doing. There are people dying, and we don't care about. We try to make a better world for me and me.


 * Responded to a recession by passing tax cuts, along with a bailout for banks.
 * Inherited the biggest projected surplus in American history and turned it into the biggest deficit ever, doubling US debt.
 * Borrowed a trillion dollars from China, more than all the previous presidents combined.
 * Spent a billion dollars on a "virtual fence", which does not work.
 * Wiped out half of black wealth in America.
 * Killed the Kyoto treaty on greenhouse gases.
 * oil and gas companies from the Clean Water Act.
 * Shut down the anti-trust case against Microsoft.
 * Withheld information that the 9/11 site contained life-threatening amounts of carcinogenic substances in the air. Years later, not only responders but also people who just happened to live nearby are diagnosed with cancer due to asbestos exposure. The death count of 9/11 is still rising, and we can't blame the Arabs for it anymore.
 * Personally paraded Terri Schiavo around to show his anti-abortion bona fides, even attempting to override the judicial branch.
 * Made gays the replacement scapegoat after he left the Southern Strategy behind. Karl Rove used gay marriage as a wedge issue in 2004 by encouraging states with Republican legislatures to hold referenda on it to coincide with the election and increase voter turnout.
 * Deliberately hid the facts of death to score re-election. Not only was Tillman killed by friendly fire, but he was also likely murdered by some dipshit grunt from the flyovers whom he had just criticized. Tillman was also a leftist who despised the war and his family was shocked at the idea of being used as a martyr or a hero figure for it.
 * Won more votes in Ohio than there were registered voters in those counties. For more, see John Conyers' report on election fraud, which everyone forgot about. Ballot boxes in the back of a pickup truck.
 * Used the NYT and a ton of other publications to push Iraq war propaganda.   Just in case you think you changed, rather than NPR, when you listen to it now, and it's shit.
 * Called the NYT executive editor into the Oval Office and told him he'd personally have the blood of Americans on his hands to squash a damning story about NSA illegal wiretapping.
 * Intentionally outed an undercover CIA operative.
 * Brought an Iranian spy into his administration as an advisor (Ahmed Chalabi).
 * Added James Guckert a.k.a. to the White House visitor's list.
 * Praised Berlusconi as a model of honesty and stability.
 * Saw into the eyes of Putin to find a great man. (Didn't he also urge Bush to invade Iraq?)
 * Imprisoned a guy for reading a satirical article about how to build a nuclear weapon in your kitchen. Others were held for owning a particular type of Casio watch.
 * Sabotaged a North Korea made with Clinton, which is why they restarted their nuclear program. In the past, Bolton has pushed/cheered for talks to fall apart to prove diplomacy doesn't work.
 * Abducted Haitian President Jean-Bertrand Aristide and exiled him to Africa,  which included a US/UN occupation and the murder or disappearance of 8,000 of Aristide’s supporters. Aristide championed the poor and called for France  for their colonial crimes.
 * Allowed detainees to be sent to state interrogation centers in Guantanamo, Bagram, Saudi Arabia, Abu Ghraib, and Syria.   We still have forty guys in Guantanamo; only one of them was convicted, but most of them are still uncharged with anything nearly twenty years later.
 * Tried to privatize Social Security. All that patriotism turned out to be hollow, unless it's about blowing up someone different than you. When taking care of your fellow citizens, it ain't worth dick.
 * Used an obscure law to around anyone protected by the Secret Service.
 * U.S. Attorneys who a) wouldn't prosecute bogus fraud charges against Democrats, or b) pursued fraud charges against Republicans. (See Regent University.)
 * Used private email servers to skirt FOIA.
 * Defied Congressional subpoenas, destroyed documents that should not, by law, be destroyed, and violated its own rules on document declassification.
 * Went around JSCOC and the CIA and created some kind of creepy parallel department which does pretty much the same stuff, but with (at the time) much more direct control from the executive, e.g., the "Terror Alert" system and the way it was used right before the '04 election. It serves no purpose other than a way of getting around posse comitatus, and is just a giant GOP jobs program; it was pretty clear when they gave the RapiScan contracts to the former DHS chief. The Democrats support it because they are the only government jobs they will get out of the GOP.
 * Went over the heads of Robert Mueller and James Comey to initiate the program, after the Attorney General was felled by a kidney stone.
 * Launched ICE in the same breath as the Patriot Act, Homeland Security, and the AUMF. Back in the before times, it was called Immigration and Naturalization Services. Then some Bush Apparatchik was all, "What if we name this after a branch of Cobra Command", and it became US Immigration and Customs Enforcement, because the government didn't want to pretend it was possible to legally naturalize anymore.
 * Had a spate of bribery and sex scandals in the GOP-controlled Congress.
 * You know what, screw it. Go on his Wikipedia page, and you won't make it past the first few paragraphs.

Silver linings

 * , which drastically reduced HIV transmission in Africa and remains a highly effective program.
 * The National Do Not Call Registry.
 * Stood in front of a mosque and said Islam is not our enemy. That was nice of him.
 * Gave us lots of black and brown officials in high positions. Probably a comparison to be made with overseers.
 * The wind farms were OK ...even if it was W. who pushed for drilling in ANWAR in the first place.
 * Put in place a Guest Worker Program for illegal immigrants......Of course, it was a futile attempt, as the people in his own camp blasted it as just another "pathway to amnesty."
 * Gave the green light for a human mission to Mars.........but it has since been canceled after Congress neutered NASA.
 * You could argue that, while Medicare Part Donuthole was a vote-getting scam (uber-expensive, no discounts on prescription drugs), it got peoples' minds on health care reform............though Medicare Part D was paid for on credit.
 * Stopped listening to Cheney after 2004 and fired Rumsfeld in 2006, which enabled him to salvage... something... maybe... from Iraq.
 * The "Obamaphone" thing is hilarious because it has absolutely nothing to do with Obama. They're referring to the Lifeline program, which started under the Reagan administration and expanded to include cell phones under the Bush II administration.
 * The light bulb ban was his idea, so at this point, they're just harping about some imagined grievance from 20 years ago. Republicans will not rest until their light bulb is as inefficient as possible and inconveniences everyone connected to the same power grid as them. (Trump later reversed the ban.)
 * He never really snapped at people, even though there was so much bad press directed at him, not to mention multiple impeachment attempts by the Democrats. That is the best anyone can say about Bush. He seemed to take an "above the fray" attitude towards all of the negativity. He even sat holding a children's book, waiting for his handlers to tell him what to do. Now that's poise!

"History will vindicate me."
I think the lens of history is not changing. A lot of us used to say President Bush will look good and he'll be vindicated in the public eye. But realistically speaking, I don't see a lot of the people who write history all of a sudden changing their mind about George W. Bush.

Mr. Bush is currently engaged in two part-time jobs, one as a paid speaker and the other as scapegoat for various elected officials' misconduct.

The damage
George Bush has fucked up so bad, he made it hard for a white man to run for president! People are like, "give me a black man, a white woman, a giraffe, a zebra...ANYTHING but another white man! That last one fucked up my roof!"

Bush finished at 36th place in a poll of 65 historians conducted by C-SPAN. He beat out luminary presidents such as Warren G. Harding, Millard Fillmore, and James Buchanan. The overall ranking was averaged from scores given in ten areas. Some examples:


 * 40th in economic management. He beat out the father of the Great Depression, Herbert Hoover, but couldn't quite get past the guy who died after only a month in office (William Henry Harrison). This is unfair to Hoover since he came into office seven months before the Wall Street Crash of 1929, while Bush had nearly eight years before his disaster. Hoover simply bungled the management of the Depression, while Bush played an active role in triggering the Great Recession.
 * 41st in international relations. He's dead last here unless you count his beating W.H. Harrison (see above).
 * 37th in administrative skills. So much for that MBA.

Burning his bridges
The conservative think tank that fired me for criticizing George W. Bush has gone out of business. No loss to anyone

Bush campaigned as an outsider (how the son of a former President pulled that off remains a mystery) in 2000. He campaigned on fear of terrorists and gays in '04 and won with moderates, evangelicals, and neo-cons.

The GOP post-Bush saw the near-collapse of their neoconservative wing in terms of influence: they were foreign policy wonks, and the war was all their idea. The 2008 financial crisis badly damaged their libertarian/neoliberal wing. That's two of Reagan's three wings of conservatism gone. Trump campaigned heavily on driving the neocons out of 'his' party: See him trashing the Bush family in the primaries, and even attacking Hillary for voting "Yes" on Iraq. Not to mention that counties with a high percentage of war deaths voted for Trump. (Maybe nominating a warmonger was not a good look for the Dems.) Trump stood out from the free-market conservatives by pushing for protectionist trade policies. He even attacked hedge fund managers (in the primaries) and Wall Street (in the GE) for their role in the mortgage crisis.

The xenophobia really ramped up after GWB's immigration reform bill died in the Senate. Before 9/11 and Bush's presidency, a lot of immigrants were starting to vote Republican. If you were watching the debates on Univision, abortion was a top issue for Latinos watching. The U.S. funds conservative churches in Central America and other parts of Latin America, and they follow the same playbook to a "T".


 * Bush tried 3 times to give immigrants amnesty. The Republican Party wouldn't hear of it. Under Bush II, 3 million illegals were allowed in, benefiting the Administration's corporate friends, but not the Republican base. And the establishment wonders why Trump supporters hate them when they insist on lying about this and other issues.
 * Conventional wisdom also over-estimated how reliable the Cuban demo was.
 * Muslims had long skewed conservative, mainly on religious grounds, but fled to the Democratic side when the right started treating them all as terrorists: Stuff like the fact that there was an America’s Most Wanted 9/11 edition, and that it aired at the behest of W. has been disappeared from our collective conscious. Or the racial profiling in the wake of the attacks. Or that psycho Michelle Malkin calling for internment camps.

Who?
His people tried to palm responsibility for the recession off on Clinton and Obama, but it didn't play.

Most neo-cons now deride a POTUS they unanimously supported (or even wanted to make "president for life") as a RINO, having sold out all "true conservative principles."

This is yet another fit of wingnut negationism post-recession, spanning from Herbert Hoover's supposed crypto-socialism to Saint Reagan's spectacular efforts at fiscal restraint. Each time their ideas fail, they see the problem as being one of branding, rather than the ideas themselves being flawed. (Many of these people, by the way, declared they were "Tea Partiers" and "Taxed Enough Already" when their man lost again.) They are the German soldiers fleeing Berlin as the Allies approach, stopping only long enough to burn their uniforms.

Memoirs
In 2010, Bush published his memoirs, Decision Points, in which he defended using torture as an interrogation method (really pushing it there, are ya!) and described a bizarre moment when his mother showed him the fetus she'd miscarried. Also, of all the low points of his presidency, being called a racist by Kanye West was apparently the absolute worst because it made him feel really sad inside.

However, in living up to his reputation that he'd never read a book in much depth, let alone written one, it turned out whole passages of his "memoir" were lifted wholesale from other books, including those written by former aides.

Irony, guilt or change-of-heart?
04/17/2014 - George W. Bush Debuts New Paintings of Dogs, Friends, Ghost of Iraqi Child That Follows Him Everywhere

Living under the radar (compared to the constant scrutiny while in office), Bush and his spouse have spent time in Africa opening and renovating medical clinics.

He also paints pictures of wounded soldiers (his bad), the White House dog Checkers Tony Barney, and other assorted crap. Fittingly, it appears that they were also mostly copied off of The Google. The ones of himself in the shower are especially disturbing.

Junta

 * Dick Cheney — Cyborg. Currently rocking the J.R. Ewing look (as expected). His daughter, Liz Cheney, attacked her sister for being gay on national television in an opportunistic bid to win a congressional seat in Wyoming
 * Karl Rove — Criminal who has avoided summons to appear before Congress.
 * Paul Wolfowitz — Architect of the Iraq War and the man who brought much of the Bush staff together. When an Army General asked for more troops, Wolfie and Rumsfeld laughed in his face. Right before they demoted him.
 * Donald Rumsfeld — Torturing POWs? There's an app for that! Forget the Iraqis; he was a more significant threat to U.S. soldiers. He actually had to resign after a long while.
 * David Frum — Did you know that Iran was co-operating with the US in Afghanistan and improving relations until Bush called them a part of the "Axis of Evil" in a speech Frum wrote?
 * John Ashcroft — Ultra-religious Attorney General who was busy covering up nude statues in the Justice Department. Also prosecuted Martha Stewart, sings, and authored the PATRIOT Act.
 * Alberto Gonzales — You thought Ashcroft was bad? This guy ensured, by any means he knew how, that the United States would use torture.
 * Ken Lay — Californians had to fork out an extra $420 a month for his fake "rolling blackouts", which was never paid back. The governor kept asking for help and being blown off by the Bush administration. (Gray Davis was a contender for the 2004 Presidential election. After your $700 utility bill, Mr. Bush didn't have to worry about him anymore.)
 * Hank Paulson — The funny thing is that Paulson was Goldman CEO when most of the subprime securities and risky CDs were being written. In 2008, he became Secretary of Treasury, who was also instrumental in handing out the bailouts. While letting other equally-dependent banks fail for doing exactly the same thing. Pretty funny. If you're a member of the 0.01%, that is.
 * John "I Don't Do Carrots" Bolton — A strange little fucker Definitely one of Bush's sketchier picks. The oh-so-diplomatic Bolton believes that the UN is illegal; in fact, he said that it didn't exist right before Bush named him ambassador to the UN, where he only served for a short time because the senate would not approve him. Trump was supposed to move us away from the blood-thirsty, neocon warmongers, and now he's floating Bolton's name for a position. Bolton, Wolfowitz, Cheney, Rice... Funny how old names keep popping back up lately.