Conservapedia:What is going on at CP?/June 2009

TK says that all non-Americans are deceitful lib-ur-uhls. Ignorance of Conservapedia "no gossip" rules doesn't get much better than RobS citing a gossip column containing an unnamed source claiming an unpublished tell-all book by a former John Edwards assistant contains reference to a sex tape made by Edwards. Best part? The sex tape apparently features a "cocaine addicted prostitute", despite the fact the cited article makes absolutely no mention of any such person. You've outdone yourself, Rob. "Bushism" is RobS's new favorite word: he egregiously misquotes an article in his desperation to prove that Obama made even one of them.UPDATE: Here he is again! Andy: Lib-burr-ruls control elections. Sure, Andy; obviously that whole business in Florida in 2000 was just a vast left-wing conspiracy to discredit Republicans... Andy, the "brain" behind this masterpiece, proceeds to shatter irony meters across the planet. UPDATE: After reading the Daily Mail, he openly reverses his stance. Oh the irony! 🇰🇪 wants to make a big news about atheists removing videoes containing cuss words while denying that fact that some theists swear themselves in Youtube. Jpatt: True patriots will do some tea barfing bagging on July 4th. And let's encourage them by putting up the latest news in regards to U.S. House Financial Services Committee "profiting" from the recession. Conservapedia: where the number of Americans against adultery is relevant to Obama's economic policies. The conservative blog encyclopedia features an article about a book by a practitioner of lib-burr-rul Hollywood Values.

Attorney Andy now pushes his anti-videogame agenda to CP, the facts be damned. 🇰🇪: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template%3AMainpageright&diff=677525&oldid=677494 Look! Some guy on youtube is talking about something!] Let the cycle of self-congratulation continue... Is there a new 🇰🇪 on the rise? Daniel1212 adds a ginormous quote-mine to the Nazi Party article. An embarrassing incident: blocks sockpuppet Leonm but then deep-burns the user pages of actual user LeoS, who immediately objects. Fortunately, Andy has just been drooling over one of LeoS's essays, so TK is forced to own up, though he inexplicably blames the mistake on being sleepy. In TK's mind, deleting the user pages of blocked users is now a security issue. UPDATE:Strange, it wasn't an issue earlier. Ignoring the facts, Jpatt goes a bit too far in exposing Wikipedia "liberal bias". 🇰🇪 demonstrates his desperate need for the Canadians' attention. MOAR 🇰🇪 is officially obsessed with Canada. Ken erases his shoutout <votecp poll=wigo2153 closed="yes">LeoS demonstrates anti-Americanism by using British spelling (secularise) in his essay. Is a sysop soon to jump in and correct it for him? UPDATE: Yes. <votecp poll=wigo2152 closed="yes">Behold, I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end! Feel the power of my wrathful banhammer! <votecp poll=wigo2151 closed="yes">A user plays with fire; the edit is promptly burned as "vandalism." <votecp poll=wigo2150 closed="yes">Andy brags about some unsolicited (and uncited) thanks to Conservapedia. <votecp poll=wigo2149 closed="yes">🇰🇪 is stocking up on food and ammunition to survive the upcoming OBAMAGEDDON. Where is this report coming from? Two Fox News economists sitting at a bar. <votecp poll=wigo2148 closed="yes">Rob, we'll be glad to read about how Obama wants to destroy the 2nd Amendment, as soon as you give us your login and password to your gmail account. Rob gives up after discovering that he "can't get lik to work" <votecp poll=wigo2147 closed="yes">Sounds about right. <votecp poll=wigo2146 closed="yes">A new mystery from Conservapedia: If global warming is so clearly a fact, why must Obama twist the arms of representatives about it? Might we suggest that it is the same reason you cite when explaining why scientists do not admit the Gospel TruthTM about the earth being 6,000 years old? <votecp poll=wigo2145 closed="yes">In the ongoing Old Earth debate, Andy stops even trying to make a point and starts arguing for the other side; now he is claiming that a change in the radioactive decay rates "after creation" (without which the earth is necessarily old) is "implausible."UpdateApparently enough evidence does get Andy to shut up. <votecp poll=wigo2144 closed="yes">Jpatt makes another sojourn into la-la land: "Not a single Democrat will talk bad about their allies, like ACORN; to prove it, here's an article about a Democrat who does!" <votecp poll=wigo2143 closed="yes">Here's the conspiracy theory of the month, courtesy of WND. A teabagging protest is scheduled on private property. The company that owns the property revokes permission for the protest. The company's co-chairman made a donation to Obama at one point. Connect the dots: Obama and the rest of the lib-burr-rul left are spearheading a massive conspiracy to shut the protest down and gut the First Amendment while they're at it. <votecp poll=wigo2142 closed="yes">JPratt gives a perfect example of hate-fueled logic: Chicago has 4 of the 25 most dangerous neighborhoods, Obama was a senator from Illinois, therefore: Obama doesn't offer real change. Unlike Bush, who heroically told the CIA to sneak a few radios into Iran. UPDATE: Umm, those neighborhoods were always crappy. SOOOOO??: Obama ain't ain't fix shit as a community organizing then? I CAN HAZ PILE ON? Stupid voters voted for a crappy community organizer and senator with stupid wrong methods!!1!!! <votecp poll=wigo2141 closed="yes">Andy demonstrates his thorough ignorance of what "aspiring" means. Sure, Andy; you still only aspire to be an actress after you've acted in a bevy of films and become a world-famous sex symbol. <votecp poll=wigo2140 closed="yes">User: The radioactive decay rate of uranium-238 can't vary. Andy: Then uranium-238 must only exist in your closed lib-burr-rul mind. UPDATE: Addison throws down the gauntlet. UPDATE: Andy pulls out that old blackjack, the Second Law of Thermodynamics. MOAR: Because perpetual motion machines are impossible, radioactive decay rates can't be constant! UPDATE: A user injects a few too many big words into the talk, and is promptly burned and blocked by TK. <votecp poll=wigo2139 closed="yes">Mark Sanford “Confused” everyone by leaving his cellphone offHad an affairDid nothingHad an affair.MEANWHILE: AddisonDM:Can we have a news article? TK:Sanford is not a conservative and we will not gossip about him! AddisonDM Tells TK what we all know. TK approves Says "whatever" to a mild, bare-bones news entry. (while invoking liberal deceit). <votecp poll=wigo2138 closed="yes">Jpatt gives a vandal a friendly reminder that Jesus loves her. He forgot the "Godspeed," but we can't have everything. <votecp poll=wigo2137 closed="yes"> bristles at the very notion that food can taste too good, thus causing increased obesity. He should read up on his Seven Deadly Sins. <votecp poll=wigo2136 closed="yes">TK's world of maths: "the current estimated population of Earth is 6,766,879,730, so 7 billion by the end of the month, give or take 100K" <votecp poll=wigo2135 closed="yes">Obama (who, according to a bout of wishful thinking on Conservapedia's part a reliable source, is going nuts from job stress) makes a Bushism and suddenly Bushisms are bad. And the irony is that he didn't even make a Bushism! UPDATE Apparently it's not a bushism anymore...but extra points to TK for not understanding what a 'malapropism' is. UPDATE: The man himself shows up at RW to defend his newsbite. <votecp poll=wigo2134 closed="yes">Chris Matthews is a clueless, logic-bereft uber-lib-burr-rul. What did he do wrong? He mocked a tweet made by a Republican Senate candidate! <votecp poll=wigo2133 closed="yes">Andy sez: "Jesus saved the world, but only I can save Jesus!" Does this mean Andy is more powerful than God? <votecp poll=wigo2132 closed="yes">A miracle has occurred: Conservapedia likes the idea of women who refuse to cover up their bodies. This from people whose holy book says, "Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection." <votecp poll=wigo2131 closed="yes">Americans want smaller government by 54% to 41%!...one problem...neither of those numbers are even mentioned in the 'source' article <votecp poll=wigo2130 closed="yes">Jpatt: Barack Obama and Keith Ellison were brought into office as part of an enormous Middle Eastern conspiracy. <votecp poll=wigo2129 closed="yes">Jack Chick had his head somewhere very frightening, but you can't tell TK that. <votecp poll=wigo2128 closed="yes">🇰🇪 is so excited about the suspension of a YouTuber's account that he overwrites another newsbite in telling us about it. He fails to mention that the suspension was promptly rescinded. <votecp poll=wigo2127 closed="yes">Andy sez: The Trojan Horse was liberal deceit! <votecp poll=wigo2126 closed="yes">Conservapedia would usually rate this as "politically-correct judicial activism" and "inventing more 'rights' to nick the taxpayers' money," but that's only if Andy can't find a way to bash public schools with it. <votecp poll=wigo2125 closed="yes">TK tells us how to fight back against the recession!....by listening to the wise words of Dick Morris buying Dick Morris' new book <votecp poll=wigo2124 closed="yes"> Jpatt distorts a news story about an FBI obstruction of justice investigation at a Californian organisation to make it read as if the White House is the one being investigated. <votecp poll=wigo2123 closed="yes">Andy: They love trivia over at Wikipedia (apparently whole policies against trivia constitute passionate love letters); therefore "trivia" is obviously a New Conservative Word! <votecp poll=wigo2122 closed="yes">Thanks for the hint, Jpat T. <votecp poll=wigo2121 closed="yes">Irony meter alert: Andy tries to have the last word in a discussion by bashing "liberal last-wordism". His edit comment says "final reply." Unfortunately, he forgot to banhammer the user, who bravely points out the irony. Sentence: TALK TALK TALK! Also burned, of course. <votecp poll=wigo2120 closed="yes">Andy bemoans his unsubstantiated assertion the fact that the proportion of conservatives is increasing, most likely because if it starts continues, there won't be any lib-burr-ruls left for him to scapegoat. <votecp poll=wigo2119 closed="yes">Andy laments how intelligent discussion is driven out by profanity, drawing a parallel to how people "horde good money." He does not reflect on how hoards of Conservapedia editors have to horde their intelligent thoughts for fear of the banhammer. <votecp poll=wigo2118 closed="yes">A user asks Andy a tough question. promptly pulls the banhammer. Only then does Andy indulge in some last-wordism by responding. <votecp poll=wigo2117 closed="yes">TK fails UK geography by thinking someone lives on a motorway...and he uses such charming language too <votecp poll=wigo2116 closed="yes">Ed makes a copyedit: "Pretty obvious that it's a city, and with over 5 million it's got to be big." Where the word big appears in the offending article is not mentioned. <votecp poll=wigo2115 closed="yes">Yes Andy, it really is amazing how deleting entries restores your "perfect geometric fit" <votecp poll=wigo2114 closed="yes">Chief Petty officer (how apt) fancies himself a scholar!  Able semen K speaks to REAL® scholar RJJensen:"I think I am more like you than you care to realize. "  Yes, REAL scholars know how to quibble over important nuances! <votecp poll=wigo2113 closed="yes">There's been some arguing on the main talk page about Andy's use of one location (well, two) that was experiencing colder-than-normal temperatures during one week to support his global-warming denial. Now he comes right out and says it: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&diff=677050&oldid=677003 Worldwide temperatures have been decreasing rapidly for years. Your lack of awareness of this speaks volumes about your frame of mind.] Yes, I guess it does. <votecp poll=wigo2112 closed="yes">TK thinks French is the language of Norway... <votecp poll=wigo2111 closed="yes">Andy (failed engineer, failed lawyer and all round mommy's boy) sees himself as a role model: Article II, Section Four: "Friendly competition and honors shall be used to motivate students, and an effort shall be made to include at least one male teacher as a role model for the boys.". <votecp poll=wigo2110 closed="yes">Thank you, Google, for heightening Andy's paranoia. Andy can't believe that Google would display the colours of the gay flag (which Andy sees as a "special multicolored line making it appear more attractive.") for searches on the word 'gay' during "Gay and Lesbian Pride Month" and ignores the fact that Google did the same last year... or that they also celebrate things like Veteran's Day or Independence Day with special logos and stuff. (Plus, why/how often is he searching Google for "gay" anyway?) <votecp poll=wigo2106 closed="yes">Andy adds to Best New Conservative Words! Will a geometric fit follow? Undoubtedly. <votecp poll=wigo2109 closed="yes">Gasp! YouTube is rampant with every imaginable obscenity! (Click here for a prime example.) UPDATE: Irony meter alert as in the very next newsbite, an 18-plus-only YouTube video is linked to. <votecp poll=wigo2108 closed="yes">Andy: Breaking news!.....Jpatt (12 days ago): Breaking news!.....Karajou (14 days ago): Breaking news!
 * Some guy: Look! Conservapedia is talking about me!
 * 🇰🇪: Look! Some guy on youtube talks about us talking about him!
 * Some guy: Look! CP talks about me talking about them talking about me!
 * 🇰🇪: Look! Some guy on youtube talks about us talking about him talking about us talking about him!

<votecp poll=wigo2107 closed="yes">''One cannot say the most inhumane and vile things about a person hundreds of times, and publicly, then turn around and state they have sympathy for that person, or extend condolences. If you made policy criticism personal, you cannot go back. Trying to do so smacks as the worst kind of deceit. --ṬK/Admin/Talk 17:29, 19 June 2009 (EDT)'' <votecp poll=patricia closed="yes">RationalWiki editors would like to offer their condolences to Conservapedia editor DeanS, who has recently lost his beloved wife Patricia. Our thoughts are with Dean and his family at this difficult time. <votecp poll=wigo2105 closed="yes">With gay on the brain, Ed asserts that hell is like a temporary vacation with a warmer climate and lots of male love...pretty much a less fun version of mardi gras. <votecp poll=wigo2104 closed="yes">Uncle Ed comes out as a liberal by spelling 'hell' with a lower case h.

<votecp poll=wigo2102 closed="yes">Andy: I insist the page view count be updated every single day! Significance? Only when I say it is significant, it is significant! <votecp poll=wigo2101 closed="yes">Standard Ed Poor: User makes edit with talk page explanation. Ed: Revert! Why won't you explain yourself? You are about to be blocked! <votecp poll=wigo2100 closed="yes">Is the Conservapedia logo a violation of the US Flag Code section 176? There's a spirited debate on this subject on Andy's talk page. But I guess we'll never know, because TK has participated in that debate in his usual way. <votecp poll=wigo2099 closed="yes">TK's paranoia strikes again! This time, he decides to use Ann Coulter Coultergeist's article in regards to the murder in Italy in order to paint a picture that liberals are responsible for collapse of civilization by supporting enemies. UPDATE: A user questions the idea of liberals supporting a conservative Iranian president Ahmadinejad. Another user tells him to fuck off since the li-bu-rul media is lying. <votecp poll=wigo2098 closed="yes">Conservapedia is soon going to have a flagship article against one of the most vicious ideologies of them all: Agnostics! <votecp poll=wigo2097 closed="yes">Irony meter alert! Calvin Klein is suspected of putting up racy advertisements to get free publicity from the resulting moral panic. Conservapedia gives them an iota more publicity. Bonus: Ray Comfort is worried that the racy pictures will inspire someone to murder his wife; it is more likely that someone from Ray's circle will provide that inspiration... <votecp poll=wigo2096 closed="yes">Terry Koeckritz clears something up for everyone: ten years = one decade! <votecp poll=wigo2095 closed="yes">Terry Koeckritz's Valium kicks in, but sadly not his Chlorpromazine <votecp poll=wigo2094 closed="yes">Dear gOD!! Ken is trying to sing now! Please someone make it stop! <votecp poll=wigo2093 closed="yes">Being a professor of physics at Princeton isn't sufficient: Andy defines what it means to be a physicist. <votecp poll=wigo2092 closed="yes">Further evidence that suggests Andy may be a closet evolutionist and closet atheist <votecp poll=wigo2091 closed="yes">, trying to get rid of those pesky EuroTrolls from Switzerland, blocks another 216 IP addresses. <votecp poll=wigo2090 closed="yes">Andy: Bill Maher, criticizing Obama, becomes the first leftist to do so. Except, of course, for all those Reds who think him part of the Dirty Capitalist Pig set... <votecp poll=wigo2089 closed="yes">Conservapedia gets a definition for "minor edit", which reminds us of the famous omnipotence paradox: Could God make a CP edit so minor that he "believes requires no review and could never be the subject of a dispute"? <votecp poll=wigo2088 closed="yes">Obama's healthcare system so bad that it has caused the decline of British health despite not being used in Britain. <votecp poll=wigo2087 closed="yes">Witness one of the world's rarest events! The Schlafly apology! Followed by the inevitable kiss of death. UPDATE Another Schlafly apology! What the fuck is going on? <votecp poll=wigo2086 closed="yes">Where have all the butterflies gone? Karajou doesn't want to be left out of the fun of destroying CP, so he deletes 36 articles that User:SPastel had created. (Why someone would want to decorate a cesspool with butterflies is a conservative insight we can't fathom.) Anyway, SPastel wanted to change a template, and TK and Karajou couldn't stand that. The discussion leading up to this deletion spree and the banhammer is fittingly epic. UPDATE jacob the Greek returns with a shout-out for the banned doctor. <votecp poll=wigo2085 closed="yes">Introducing the Andy Protocol: 1) User makes a suggestion to remove potential quotemining from Andy's pet Relativity article. 2) Andy goes through the article's edit history and reverts the user's completely unrelated edit from May. 3) Andy finally replies as if nothing ever happened, making it very clear that "we're not going to censor the quote." <votecp poll=wigo2084 closed="yes">And what a sneaky vandal he was: Editor makes a word change and even makes a talk page post about it. Good thing that TK spots what has been "overlooked" and reacts in his usual, diplomatic way. <votecp poll=wigo2083 closed="yes">Having run out of edits to hide with his new Oversight powers, TK resumes his quest of banning people for no reason: "Jacob Koustoulis? How about using your REAL name, punk?" - TK's first trip to Greece will be hilarious. <votecp poll=wigo2082 closed="yes"> still hasn't quite figured out oversight: CJHallock Ooops... Burn, baby burn! <votecp poll=wigo2081 closed="yes">Just in case that people have forgotten it during the more recent madness, Andy would like to remind us: "Atheistic means censoring religion." <votecp poll=wigo2080 closed="yes">While deep-burning CP's wiki-history, TK accuses some people of forging screenshots. Is it true, or was that just forged? Paradox headaches will ensue. UPDATE  Copyright debate over flower picture in the Sexual Continence article? What copyright debate?! <votecp poll=wigo2079 closed="yes">Well, we're predicted a heatwave over here in Britain Andy. So if we apply your same 'logic' this must prove that global warming is real! <votecp poll=wigo2078 closed="yes"> Andy thinks that Louisiana public school drop out rates apply to all public schools everywhere <votecp poll=wigo2077 closed="yes">CJH is mad about the copyright violations Instant update: RJJensen: "You're clueless. It's not theft unless we break into the artist's computer and erase the file there after grabbing a copy!" Umm, no CJH: We're talking about stealing rights, not the file itself. FUCK OFF I'VE TAUGHT COPYRIGHT AT NUMEROUS LAW SCHOOLS RJJ: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Sexual_continence&diff=next&oldid=674754 the copyright owner still has his file and his rights. Oh and fairusefairusefairuse!!1!]. MORE CJH: Saying it's fair use sure makes things easier, don't it? MOAR! RJJ: Fairusefairusefairusefairusefairuse and shut your insolent yap for attempting to speak for the copyright holder, USURPER!MOARMOARMOAR MOAR! Still MoarRJJ thinks ignoring CJH fixes the copyright problemsCJH disagrees. With the usual result.TK hides the whole fraking thing with his new rights <votecp poll=wigo2076 closed="yes">TK thinks open-minded people should not doubt their beliefs! <votecp poll=wigo2075 closed="yes">TK: "Email is required." Ed Poor: "Please email me your real name and phone number." Andy: "Private communications are disfavored on this wiki." UPDATE: Checkmate? No, wait ... that's checkmate! 'NOTHA UPDATE: TK's joined the fun! And what does he do...? Moar Roman says something stupid that will get him banned. Intermission: TK "archives" Andy's talk page... to the memory hole in order to remove any trace of Andy disagreeing with TK's policy. Even Moar Yep, Andy saw it...and did the usual. <votecp poll=wigo2074 closed="yes">Liberal claim: With a mass of 80.4 GeV/c² and 91.2 GeV/c², respectively, the W and Z particles are almost 100 times as massive as the proton (938.3 MeV/c²). Conservative claim: The Z particle is neutral in charge, and is roughly 90 times heavier than the proton. Whom to believe, whom to believe... <votecp poll=wigo2073 closed="yes">They shoot horses, don't they? 🇰🇪's marathon editing session finally ends with 516 edits in 30 hours 7 minutes. <votecp poll=wigo2072 closed="yes">Andy wants to know what flags hung on before the invention of the word "flagpole". <votecp poll=wigo2071 closed="yes">He's baaaacccckkk....Rob gets a weekend furlough. <votecp poll=wigo2070 closed="yes">aSK becomes unmentionable, too... <votecp poll=wigo2069 closed="yes">TK apparently believes that we should be able to smoke whatever we want. <votecp poll=wigo2068 closed="yes">Apparently Obama's only pretending to be left wing now...make up your minds! <votecp poll=wigo2067 closed="yes">Andy confuses geometric progressions with arithmetic progressions....and it looks like we've found that 17th Century 'conservative term' you're after....Oh dear, found another, that's spoilt your 'geometric' progression...this is just too easy now! <votecp poll=wigo2066 closed="yes">Irony meter alert! A right-wing commentator complains that Obama "deeply seeks affirmation from America’s enemies." Which right-wing commentator, you ask? None other than Oliver ("I Was Sacked for Selling a Load of Guns to Those Exact Same Enemies") North. <votecp poll=wigo2065 closed="yes">Conservapedia: where tragic shootings are the fault of Science <votecp poll=wigo2064 closed="yes">Getting a sex change is right up there with criminality, drug-abuse, child molestation, and other Hollywood Values. <votecp poll=wigo2063 closed="yes">User asks if Conservapedia should remove unfair criticism of Wikipedia from article; Andy replies that it is should stay because Wikipedia is fundamentally biased, UNLIKE Conservapedia. <votecp poll=wigo2062 closed="yes">Obama's former pastor makes anti-Semitic remarks! CP's response? Front page news! Radical anti-Semite and Obama "birther" conspiracy loon commits a terrorist act at the Washington, DC Holocaust Museum! CP's response? TK blames and compares the antisemitism of the shooter to the left and Obama! <votecp poll=wigo2061 closed="yes">Showing miraculous precognitive ability, Karajou manages to snag a liberal troll before any trolling actually gets done. <votecp poll=wigo2060 closed="yes">CJHallock describes a news item regarding a creation website's traffic statistics as "less than illuminating." Andy sez: the BIGGER question is does it bother you that most people reject the theory of evolution? <votecp poll=wigo2059 closed="yes">An 11-yr-old accidentally kills his 9-yr-old brother in an argument over a video game gone tragic because of an unattended shotgun in the home. Since their parents obviously cannot be criticized for leaving a gun within reach of children, it is branded "Another tragedy from unattended video game playing." <votecp poll=wigo2058 closed="yes">Ken has a coming attraction! Hint: it's men. <votecp poll=wigo2057 closed="yes">Andy jumps feet first into the deep end and invents Conservapedia's Law! The implications of this insight are astounding! <votecp poll=wigo2056 closed="yes">You can have my gun Swiss Army knife when you pry it from my cold dead fingers! <votecp poll=wigo2055 closed="yes">User adds a valid example of sexual discrimination resulting in TK's exorcism of the obviously liberal demon. <votecp poll=wigo2054 closed="yes">Although still having serious issues with his grammar, 🇰🇪 manages, for once, to create news items that have sources. <votecp poll=wigo2053 closed="yes">Conservapedia, of "Obama's a dirty Red because he wants to spread the wealth!" fame, is fine with bashing people for being rich, so long as Conservapedia disagrees with their politics. <votecp poll=wigo2052 closed="yes">: Hillary Clinton has singlehandedly brought about America's surrender to the terrorists by >gasp!< inviting a Muslim "jihad-lover" to be part of a conference call! <votecp poll=wigo2051 closed="yes">The hungry dog begins to turn on its master?

<votecp poll=wigo2049 closed="yes">: We've found a smoking-gun memo disqualifying Sonia Sotomayor from office — she thinks the death penalty is racist (just like the Supreme Court ruled it was) and "violates the present humanist thinking of society" (even though the memo, signed by a Jesuit priest, says that this humanism is part of "the Judeo-Christian tradition"). Never mind that it was written 27 years ago (or 10 years before she became a federal judge). <votecp poll=wigo2048 closed="yes">Be careful, Joaquin. Your historical quote is more appropriate than you might think. <votecp poll=wigo2047 closed="yes">The latest ad hoc rule from TK demands user's must supply an email address. Can we expect him to remind his fellow sysops Andy Schlafly, BethanyS, ChrisS, [http://www.conservapedia.com/Special:EmailUser/DeborahB. DeborahB.], HenryS & [http://www.conservapedia.com/Special:EmailUser/Will_N. Will N.]? UPDATE User:The sign-up page says it's optional. : DON'T CONTRADICT ME, I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!!! Alas, the University of Sheffield shall edit no more! <votecp poll=wigo2046 closed="yes">TK's world: Conservative PASOK wins in Greece!.....Real World: Socialist PASOK wins in Greece! <votecp poll=wigo2045 closed="yes">Methinks thou doth protest too much. <votecp poll=wigo2044 closed="yes">TK's article destruction contest continues. You can't write something without citing a reference for it, and books aren't acceptable as a thing to cite! TK can't take your word for it that the book says what you claim, without going to the library and looking at the book. UPDATE: "Books aren't for internet users. Only trolls insist on using them!" MOAR: RJJ says "'tis Ok for I hath added MOAR books!" <votecp poll=wigo2043 closed="yes">New user shows up, offers to help destroy the 'homoliberals', asks "where would you like me to start?". Andy says, "Fucked if I care". <votecp poll=wigo2042 closed="yes">Conservapedia Exclusive! The UK government is no more! Unbeknownst to the liberal media, the Labour party has dissolved itself! <votecp poll=wigo2041 closed="yes">TK and Andy, the only two enforcers left, are getting really thin-skinned and short-tempered. See this for some of TK's short-temperedness. That same victim got further welcoming treatment as he tried to create a disambiguation page for Boston, with a redirect. His efforts were reverted and burned because of "silly, foreign cities". (Though JM later put those silly foreign cities back in!) Remember when CP was a vibrant, active, and exciting (albeit insane) place? With many people actively working at "building an encyclopedia"? So much so that they even had article creation contests? Oops: That Boston page that Administrator Joaquín Martínez put silly foreign cities back into? Unauthorized. <votecp poll=wigo2040 closed="yes">TK: 'only use bad sources please' <votecp poll=wigo2039 closed="yes">RJJensen is likely feeling more and more welcome on CP with each passing day: "Your opinions are invalid because I decided long ago that only committee members are allowed to vote." Update: "Errr, I mean... welcome to the project, professor Dr. Jensen!" <votecp poll=wigo2038 closed="yes">Kowardjou is putting together CP:Human_evolution - presumably to refute it. Apparently we're descended from Neanderthals. Er.. No. <votecp poll=wigo2037 closed="yes">TK demonstrates his knowledge of accounting: Sotomayor is "deep in debt" with $1.16 million in assets and $418,350 in debts (including her mortgage.) Update: Discussing TK's newspost fail is trolling. Or not? False alarm, apparently. <votecp poll=wigo2036 closed="yes"> deletes "Logrolling", using "No citations" as the reason. How long before he applies that rule to Andy's drivel? <votecp poll=wigo2035 closed="yes">“It is more honorable to repair a wrong than to persist in it” - Thomas Jefferson. takes it to heart, in the usual way. <votecp poll=wigo2034 closed="yes">Conservapedia, June 2: Chris Christie's a dirty lib-burr-rul RINO; the people want a conservative! Conservapedia, June 4: The public wants the true-blue Christie, not his tax-tax-tax-spend-spend-spend opponent! <votecp poll=wigo2033 closed="yes">School's in, Mr. Schlafly.Is this guy really a teacher? <votecp poll=wigo2032 closed="yes">TK tries to write about the anniversary of the Tiananmen Square protests, but decides halfway through that bashing Obama is more fitting and rewarding. <votecp poll=wigo2031 closed="yes">Godspeed, RJJensen. UPDATE: Don't touch my Hitler. Bitch! UPDATE: follows up by downsizing the Hitler picture.

<votecp poll=wigo2030 closed="yes">🇰🇪 makes some fresh additions to the Summa Homosexualita, including one article that makes a Grand Unifying Theory out of all of his pet obsessions. <votecp poll=wigo2029 closed="yes">An oldie but goodie: we've heard of the solstices (and their respective festivals) but we've haven't ever been to an axis tilting day party! Down in the #'s <votecp poll=wigo2028 closed="yes">Front-page news: A conservative gets over 40% of the vote in the NJ Republican governor's primary! Not worth mentioning: His mainstream opponent won the primary by a margin of 13 percentage points. UPDATE: MikeAndrews steps up to the plate with this information. <votecp poll=wigo2027 closed="yes">Andy uses a tragic shooting at a US military recruiting office as a disgusting (not to mention baseless) excuse to take a potshot at liberals. User: That's inappropriate. Andy: Nuh uh!  And you're a liberal! Users: Srsly. Your accusations  don't hold much water.  Andy: Nuh uh! You're trying to censor me! User: But it's all over the media.  Where's the liberal silence? Troll King: Whoa! Conservatives don't have to back up ridiculous assertations. And then he blocks both questioners.Update CodyH asks Andy to wait until the facts come in before bashing the liberals. Andy uses his very own Quote Generator and discovers a new Myth!. CodyH counters, "Andy this is patently absurd" but meets resistance, "Fuck you bitch, learn the TRUTH! <votecp poll=wigo2026 closed="yes">Andy continues to gripe about Wikipedia blocking policy. Sure, Andy; obviously Arbcom have sent out lawyers to try and take Conservapedia off the Web, like Scientologists did to their critics. Bonus: The first comment on the linked article looks suspiciously like a 🇰🇪 masterpiece. <votecp poll=wigo2025 closed="yes">TK retcons Ed's Professor Poor's complete inability to write proper articles into a new wiki truism: "For best content, writers shouldn't edit and editors shouldn't write!" MOAR: TK: closet liberal? <votecp poll=wigo2024 closed="yes">User asks "Its a bit hypocritical of you to blast Wikipedia for blocking scientologists when I have seen many similar blocks here". Andy replies [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&diff=next&oldid=669157 Nonsense! We only block "individuals".] Individuals like Oxford University for example? <votecp poll=wigo2023 closed="yes">Never figured Ed Poor would be a Barbie fan. Well, actually, now that we think about it... <votecp poll=wigo2022 closed="yes">A user points out that the exponential growth might not mean what Andy thinks it means Andy misses the pointMOAR: User points out that his model is consistent and Andy repliesclaiming that the user's notion is untestable for conservative words but true for liberals Even MOAR: Banhammer <votecp poll=wigo2021 closed="yes">The last survivor of the Titanic — a British-owned, British-built ship — dies, having lived in England all her life. To Jpatt, this somehow constitutes "an American story." <votecp poll=wigo2020 closed="yes">Jpatt: "Intercontinental" is a New Conservative Word, the reason having something to do with ballistic missiles, even though these were not around in 1855 when the word was made.

<votecp poll=wigo2017 closed="yes">🇰🇪 goes into hyperdrive and hacks loogies all over the main page, complete with UPDATE: 🇰🇪, having been handed more objections to one of his linked videos than he can handle, takes down his newsbite. <votecp poll=wigo2016 closed="yes">Inside The Schlafly Mind, Part 7 - Andy spots a suggested news item and decides to add it without "editorializing". Andy thinks, "Hmmm....editorializing....I just used used that word, and I'm a conservative, so that means it must be a conservative word!  I've almost completed another geometric fit!  Woot!" UPDATE: "I am an electrical engineer too, so the words for electronic components have to be conservative as well!"