User talk:ZooGuard

Your recent contribution to the IFL Science page
Please keep article content disputes on the article talk page. Thanks. 14:28, 26 September 2015 (UTC)

Terribly sorry + a bit of help?
I thought back then the whole "king of the castle" still went for Talk pages (something I gleaned drunkenly from skimming a poll page I think). I don't really keep up and only sometimes edit. Only removed things for the sake of making things look cleaner and more relevant (new username) while wholly ignorant of how archiving on Wikis in general works. No ill intent whatsoever.

Would you show me how to rectify what I did wrong? It would be appreciated quite a bit. --Lola Lazerface (talk) 19:08, 21 December 2015 (UTC)

ipboptions
thanks. 22:28, 2 February 2016 (UTC)

Atheism
Go fuck a turkey you stupid atheist &mdash; Unsigned, by: Ghostbuster / talk / contribs 16:22, 6 February 2016 (UTC)
 * On talk pages, please sign your comments using four tildes ( ~ ) or by clicking on the sign button: SigButt.png on the toolbar above the edit panel. (You can indent successive talk page comments using one more colon (:) for each line.) Thank you.--ZooGuard (talk) 16:51, 6 February 2016 (UTC)
 * I think the Bible condemns that, Ghostbuster. Kvltcat (talk) 03:39, 8 February 2016 (UTC)

Filter help
A while back I saw your comment (think it was yours) on lists and AbuseFilter, and seek your guru-esque advice. Is there any way to define a list of strings and then check whether any of those strings are present in, for example, added_text? It'd be really useful for checking whether something was in a username or added_lines or added_links, without duplication. Thanks! 00:43, 11 February 2016 (UTC)
 * I don't remember the comment, and I haven't used AbuseFilter for quite some time. AFAIK, it's possible to declare variables containing lists of values and use them in the functions - for example see Special:AbuseFilter/36.--ZooGuard (talk) 12:49, 12 February 2016 (UTC)
 * Ah, thanks! I can make that work, I think. 15:10, 12 February 2016 (UTC)

Retired?
And you regret every second you spent in here? Well, your current amount of editing tells me you like to spend more than just seconds in here. Or am I wrong? Typhoon (talk) 10:23, 15 February 2016 (UTC)
 * My recent burst of activity may have something to do with me being ill, at home, and very bored. If you look at my edit history for the last year, you'll notice some very large gaps. Anyway, an editor LANCBing and then reappearing from time to time is not unheard of on RationalWiki, so the tone of your inquiry is... puzzling.--ZooGuard (talk) 10:53, 15 February 2016 (UTC)
 * That might have something to do with your tone. "Regretting every second spent in here" are some harsh words to lob at this wiki (only to then continue to return). Typhoon (talk) 17:03, 15 February 2016 (UTC)

I might be back, occasionally (sticky)
Blame Trump.--ZooGuard (talk) 11:03, 13 January 2017 (UTC)
 * Welcome back, then ! Diacelium (talk) 11:14, 13 January 2017 (UTC)
 * Since your account was actually registered after I GTFOd, that "welcome back" rings a bit hollow...--ZooGuard (talk) 11:02, 19 January 2017 (UTC)
 * I'm sorry if Diacelium annoyed you by politely expressing kindness to you. Reverend Black Percy (talk) 11:13, 19 January 2017 (UTC)
 * *points to the text on the userpage* --ZooGuard (talk) 11:20, 19 January 2017 (UTC)
 * Well, don't worry — another 50-60 years at the most, and it'll aaaall be over, champ. Reverend Black Percy (talk) 11:50, 19 January 2017 (UTC)

Cooped
Someone bring back the old guard. Hipocrite (talk) 16:18, 25 January 2017 (UTC)
 * I thought the Coop was for preventing HCM, not escalating it. :)--ZooGuard (talk) 16:22, 25 January 2017 (UTC)
 * Of all the choices on my plate at the time, that seemed the least HCMy of the ones I could accept. Hipocrite (talk) 16:24, 25 January 2017 (UTC)

Red Dawn
Did you check out the citation? I thought it was fine. --101.181.57.232 (talk) 22:40, 16 September 2017 (UTC)