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Ahhhhhhhh god fucking Jesus goddamn Christ. Why the fuck, just sleep damn it. Stupid fucking gibberish pants. AceModerator 10:43, 14 February 2012 (UTC)
 * I would have thought these would be right up your street :) Crundy Talk nerdy to me 10:44, 14 February 2012 (UTC)
 * God damn it Crundy that isn't the point. The goddamn creature is banging around in the ceiling, gnawing at the damned electrical wiring. The sonofabitch won't chew the bait I left it and I had to climb through my bedroom window this afternoon wearing a full suit and silk shirt. My cuff-link caught on the curtain railing and nearly spilled me into the bushes. Fuck. AceModerator 10:48, 14 February 2012 (UTC)
 * With you. Is that the DTs or do you actually have a mouse/rat/taz in your loft? Crundy Talk nerdy to me 10:49, 14 February 2012 (UTC)
 * Some fucking weird animal that climbs into the ceiling sporadically and crashes around all fucking night. Once I heard it slithering up behind the oven, damned thing sounded like a multi-headed Gila Monster. Anyways, last time it was hear I bungled around the house at 3am, banging on the walls with a frying pan until I had cornered it in the hallway. It fled through the eaves above the front door and rattled the solid oak door in its frame. Now the bastard is back and I can't sleep so I am watching Extras in reverse chronological order for some weird reason and thinking about cheese. AceModerator 10:54, 14 February 2012 (UTC)
 * Mmm, cheese. So wait, you don't know what it is? It might be a kitteh, and just wants a hug! Crundy Talk nerdy to me 10:56, 14 February 2012 (UTC)
 * I don't fucking know what it is but I have a large machete waiting for it. AceModerator 10:57, 14 February 2012 (UTC)
 * Possum? Kea? (spouts off random list of NZ animals likely to get in ceilings) Sophie  because liberals  10:58, 14 February 2012 (UTC)
 * I would recommend slow cooking it in red wine and stock. Crundy Talk nerdy to me  10:58, 14 February 2012 (UTC)
 * I caught a possum up a tree in the front yead not too long ago. I chucked rocks at it but grew bored after awhile. Anyways, fuck. AceModerator 11:00, 14 February 2012 (UTC)