User:America is Satanic

America is Satanic, and let me explain why:
 * 1) The death penalty is a form of human sacrifice
 * 2) Only one god receives human sacrifice, which is SATAN
 * 3) Thus all human sacrifice is an offering to SATAN and a form of SATAN-WORSHIP
 * 4) Thus the death penalty, being a human sacrifice, is an offering to SATAN and a form of SATAN-WORSHIP
 * 5) Thus any STATE or NATION, having the DEATH PENALTY under its "laws", is in a state of SATANISM, and has SATANISM as its STATE RELIGION
 * 6) America is a nation which practices the death penalty
 * 7) Ergo, America is a Satanic nation, with SATANISM as its STATE RELIGION, and JUDGES, GOVERNORS and PRESIDENTS as its SATANIC PRIESTS

America was founded by SATANISTS, for SATANISTS. The US Constitution, the Declaration of Independence, and the Bill of Rights were literally dictated by SATAN HIMSELF through his PRIESTS, among whom were Thomas Jefferson, George Washington and Benjamin Franklin.