User talk:SuperJosh/Archive1

Welcome SuperJosh. --PsyGremlinWhut? 10:47, 2 April 2009 (EDT)
 * Yes, Superjosh. Welcome to the   of the  net.  10:50, 2 April 2009 (EDT)
 * Cheers lads. I look forward to contributing! SuperJosh 10:54, 2 April 2009 (EDT)

Dear SuperJosh
Due to your lack of wandalism and your insistance on helpful edits, it is my regret to inform you that you have been summarily demoted to the rank of RationalWiki sysop. Here is your guide, and I also present to you a mop, a steel-plated banhammer, and a super-reversion soap. Again, I express my regret.  JĀvąṢ₡ä₰  hi there  BUNNY! 13:56, 6 April 2009 (EDT)

Practicing my signature
I'm practicing my signature. All by myself. How awesome is that? &lt;font color=&#123;&#123;#FF3333}}&gt;&lt;small&gt; &quot;Some guy&quot; &lt;/small&gt;&lt;/font&gt; 15:21, 6 April 2009 (EDT)

Did it work this time... ? &#124;&lt;font color=&#123;&#123;Colorchoose}}&gt;&lt;small&gt;some guy&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/font&gt; 15:23, 6 April 2009 (EDT)

Superjosh, use Some guy 15:30, 6 April 2009 (EDT)

 JĀvąṢ₡ä₰  hi there  BUNNY! 15:30, 6 April 2009 (EDT)

Hooray! It's working! Thanks for the help Java. Feel free to bask in the awesomeness which is two colours AND sizes! SuperJosh "some guy"  15:56, 6 April 2009 (EDT)


 * I don't like raining on parades, but the "some guy" link is kinda borked . But aside from that, you are very welcome. If you would like more help... I regret to say that I have to go off and study now. Sorry :'(  JĀvąṢ₡ä₰  hi there [[Image:bunny.gif|15px]] BUNNY! 16:06, 6 April 2009 (EDT)


 * Ah, don't worry, tis no parade raining. I'm not that interested in trying to do something big and wild, but small and worthless isntead. Good studying SuperJosh "some guy"  16:10, 6 April 2009 (EDT)
 * I think you want to link the small text to your talkpage, instead of random user pages. 199.33.173.1 07:33, 7 April 2009 (EDT)
 * We also don't have a user:super or a user:josh, have you ever used a wiki before? 199.33.173.1 07:36, 7 April 2009 (EDT)
 * I'm on Liberapedia, but farting about with Java and HTML wasn't done much there by me or the three other editors. I've changed it now so it all links to my Userpage. As you can guess, I'm a useless noob! Thanks for pointing out the signature problem. Super Josh <font color="green" text=""crying into a flannel"" size="1px">"crying into a flannel"  07:48, 7 April 2009 (EDT)
 * If you want to link to your talkpage rather than <font color="green" text=""crying into a flannel"" size="1px">"crying into a flannel" use <font color="green" size="1px">"crying into a flannel"  . You can make your name link with <font color="#FF3333" size="2px">Super <font color="#FF9933" size="2px">Josh  . 199.33.173.1 07:52, 7 April 2009 (EDT)
 * Oh, people use the extra signature for the TALK page? Didn't notice that either! Thanks. <font color="#FF3333" text="Super" size="2px">Super <font color="#FF9933" text="Josh" size="2px">Josh <font color="green" text=""crying into a flannel"" size="1px">"crying into a flannel"  07:55, 7 April 2009 (EDT)
 * This could help. 199.33.173.1 07:57, 7 April 2009 (EDT)
 * All sorted now. Cheers. <font color="#FF3333" text="Super" size="2px">Super <font color="#FF9933" text="Josh" size="2px">Josh <font color="green" text=""crying into a flannel"" size="1px">"crying into a flannel"  08:00, 7 April 2009 (EDT)

Could you put you sig on another page and just include that on your sig page, when you sign it takes up three lines of, it is sometimes bigger your posts. - User   07:39, 16 April 2009 (EDT)

16:43, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

Essays
Use this template:  -  17:51, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

South Park
I meant to do this a few weeks ago, but it got swept under the rug (sorry). I was the one who nominated the South Park article for deletion due to it being off mission. I didn't think CUR would just go and delete it without any discussion, so I apologize for that as well. I should have come to you and told you directly. I would like to add that I found the article amusing and well written, but it just wasn't really what we're about... I apoligize again for any offense. 02:31, 15 May 2009 (UTC)

RWW
Sorry about that... I used a feature known as "spanid". Basically, what it does is display the username of whoever is looking at it. So if, say, Human looked, it would say Human, but if I looked, it would say Theemperor. No hard feelings.. I know it wasn't you. 19:40, 17 May 2009 (UTC)

Schlafly Doo
Good work on the Schlafly Doo stories! Very entertaining. What if there was an inclusion of something like: "Let's find out who is under this mask," and one of the CP gang finds one of us as a sock? 19:23, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
 * Thanks! I have little knowledge of real life things, so this is my way of pisstaking Conservapedia. That's a good idea, I'll probably include it in my next one, might be some time next week and if not then probably in mid June. 19:27, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
 * Just noticed on your userpage a listing for Episode 4, but it links to Episode 3. I'd go in and fix it, but that would be trespassing... 17:28, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

Thanks and congrats
Well done - and thanks for the welcome! I'm still getting used to the interface here, so hopefully this is proper protocol. Anyway, once I get it figured out, I'm hoping to be able to contribute to the site... cheers.--Gonzoid 17:19, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

I think your sig might be borken
It's leaving a carriage return and a space before the timestamp. At least, one version of it did somewhere...

Looks like this:

Bunch of text you typed... SuperJoshSEXHa, got your attention...

10:37, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

21:57, 14 June 2009 (UTC)


 * It was the unclosed sup tag, fixed it. -- Nx  / talk 22:12, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Thank ya both. 13:17, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

Notice
The rest of this archive is from my Teflpedia talk page during The Great Exodus between 19th August and 6th September 2009. Like anyone reads archived pages anyway...

Hi there SuperJosh, welcome to Teflpedia. Pi 23:00, 19 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Thank you Pi, a warm welcome to you too. SuperJosh 23:03, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

Liberapedia
Presumably you have seen all of the stuff on the Student Bar demonstrating how monumentally stupid Proxima is. Phantom Hoover 07:28, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
 * I was just there, and yes, I don't know what she's playing at on WikiIndex with the RW article. SuperJosh 15:47, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Why so fucking super?
Come on then. wow me. Ace McWicked 15:34, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Two plus two is four. Stick that up your arse and fuck it! SuperJosh 15:47, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Would you please watch your fucking language, we are guests here on teflonpeedia. Human 07:04, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Fuck off, Ace fuckin' started it. SuperJosh 10:13, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
 * God fucking damnit the insomnia strikes again. Set whisky glasses to full. WOW ,MAN, I NEED WOW! Ace McWicked 12:45, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
 * As we say in Ireland, let's drink until the alcohol in our bodies destroy our livers and kill us. And here's a wow for you...

Huw: You broke your promise. Josh: What? Huw: You fucking talked to him about me! Josh: Huw, what the hell is going on? Why did the President send me mail about Ted Kennedy with your name on it? Huw: I think you know. Josh: No, I don't. Huw: Yes, you do. Come on. Why would anyone possibly confuse me with you? Josh: I don't know, I don't... Oh... Huw: You got it. Josh: Because... Huw: Say it. Josh: We're the same user.

Not exactly original, but a wow nonetheless. I'm a sock of Human. SuperJosh 14:04, 28 August 2009 (UTC)

You maded errors
"as it experienced a server on the 21st August" And it's 19th, not 21st, no matter what PC says. Just check Trent's blog post. (IPs cannot edit) Nx 21:03, 26 August 2009 (UTC)
 * My bad, I wasn't sure of the date. SuperJosh 17:22, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

Hmmm, identity exposed
SuperJosh = SJ = EssJay. You are the Wikipedia ubertroll who destroyed wikipedia's credibility in every comfy little home in the entire En-speaking world! Human 07:02, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
 * My secret identity... ruined! Damn you, Human, my worthy opponent!!1111!!!!!1!!!!!! I WILL BE BACK!! SuperJosh 10:13, 28 August 2009 (UTC)

Uni
I haven't been keeping up much, so a belated congrats on getting into your school of choice. Corry 20:00, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Cheers Corry, it's always nice to receive a congratulations. I've just sorted out the accommodation yesterday as it happens, so it's definitely going ahead. I have a blog about it as well but so far no one gives a crap about it! SuperJosh 10:13, 29 August 2009 (UTC)

Apology
I realised that a while back I was stressed out and I tended to take it out on random people including, for no obvious reason, people on RationalWiki. As one of the people I think I treated harshly I would like to say sorry. Pi 14:41, 4 September 2009 (UTC)
 * That's very kind of you Pi. Don't worry about it; I don't get offended online unless of course someone attempts to drag real life into it, and nothing you said seemed particularly harsh. I apologise to you for speaking cruelly about you on Goonie's userpage back on RW a while ago, round about the time me and Goonie were joking around about cratship. Anyway, I didn't mean what I said either. You're a friend of mine in the cyberworld. SuperJosh 19:06, 4 September 2009 (UTC)

Webby site
I though the correct term was "wibbly-wobbly web" but then I've never been a techie. Totnesmartin 16:05, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

Holiday in Cambodia
You'll work harder with a gun in your back for a bowl of rice a day. Totnesmartin 18:22, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Slave for soldiers til you starve, then your head is skewered on a stake. --PitchBlackMind 18:24, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Don't forget to pack a wife. 18:43, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
 * I saw the band Against All Authority back, what, five years ago and for their cover of this song, they replaced the "Pol Pot!" lines with "George Bush." Needless to say, it was awesomely hilarious and true.The Goonie 1 (talk) 21:32, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
 * That sounds class. 09:48, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

Farting in userspaces
You can also grow the fuck up, we aren't running a daycare center. 13:54, 20 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Sorry Pi... are you sure you're not just jealous that I haven't farted in your userspace yet? 18:41, 20 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Sorry I was in a bit of a humourless mood, I am feeling better now. No by all means continue farting where you please. 23:08, 20 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Don't sweat it. I'll avoid your userspace if you so wish. 12:07, 21 June 2009 (UTC)

I will rip your head off and shit down your neck
Thanks for the warm greeting on my talkpage. I'm back as much as I was ever here in the first place. Cheers! 18:42, 22 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Thanks for the hilarious reply here! I love it when I realise I'm not the only one with an immature, sick and twisted sense of humour. 19:52, 22 June 2009 (UTC)

pokemon
Hi (

No, the name is a Harry Potter curse, that makes your legs start to jerk all around. She probably got it from tarantula legs judging by the sound. Tarantallegra 20:25, 27 June 2009 (UTC)
 * I love the Harry Potter books. I grew up reading them. 16:05, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

Schlafly Doo
You're obviously in need of a life, but God knows I'm not the one that's gonna give it to you. Good job. And nice condom-beer, too. Wiggles (talk) 18:25, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Thanks and thanks - you don't wanna know what I did that night. 10:14, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Drank a lot? Well done on the last story too - shameless self promotion does work after all. Wiggles (talk) 13:21, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

Condom
Uh, is that a condom on that right hand side bottle of bud? Does that not impair the flav.. oh wait. 10:17, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
 * I don't understand what everyone has against budweiser. Although the jonny did give it a latex-y aftertaste... 16:10, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Bud are very pleased with the fact that they can perform a primary fermentation in 1 day. Sorry, but that will produce gnat's piss. Also, the fact that they stole the name from a German brewery and then forced them to change their name. 18:48, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Those bastards! Oh well, I also drink Becks, Grolsch, Coors and a bit of Guinness. The last one's mainly to live up the Irish in my though, because it's so bloody thick. First pint of Guinness I had was at the top of the Guinness factory in Dublin last year. Great! 09:24, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Can you take a little time off your cool drinking to check on Liberapedia, especially in the afternoon. I've been bolocking blocking vandals daily and I could do with help from another sysop. Proxima Centauri (talk) 11:27, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Not so much as a "Hi, how are you?" PC? I've been quite busy this summer, working and yes, drinking, and such. I'll pop into Liberapedia when I get a chance. But as for now, I'm going out drinking again. 18:21, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

Kudos, sir.
I pretty much jacked everything in both of your signature templates to make mine. So thanks, that saved me a lot of time figuring it out.-- 03:26, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Don't mention it, that's basically how all users get their templates. 09:32, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

I was comfortably wondering...
...what that light pressure on my sphincter was, then I thought, "well, it's a great tome to fart on Josh's talk page!" So I leaned over just slightly in order to provide an escape route for the pressure, and then felt somehow "wrong". After putting my underwear in the laundry and tkaing a nice summer shower, I regret to inform you that I have made a little wet poop on your talk page. That is all, please enjoy. 04:53, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Overheard at my favorite bar a few weeks ago: Boyfriend: shit I need a rag - I sharted a little. Girlfriend: Fuck off. 05:04, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Thank you!!! I am touched that in the real world you needed a fart and thought of me.
 * And wow-ee, does that stink something fierce. It's not hard to tell you're a scotch drinker. 12:59, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

Bureaucracy
I have made you a part of the overbearing bureaucracy due to your excellent skills at Proxima handling. 11:51, 7 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Thank you very much, though I don't feel like I deserve it - Gooniepunk has been here twice as long as me and he remains uncratted. What did I do in regards to PC? 12:21, 7 September 2009 (UTC)

Message from the RationalWiki Ministry of Demotion and Personal Impediment

 * Oh, Pi, you tasty fellow, thank you very much! If it's OK, I've also demoted Gooniepunk, as I think he deserves it more than I do, having been here far longer than myself. I hope this is OK with the mob, given the fuss over ListenerX's demotion... 12:39, 7 September 2009 (UTC)
 * You mean by asking the mob first? Well if they notice you will have to answer to them as we all do. 13:17, 7 September 2009 (UTC)

Thanx
Thank you for the 'cratship, man.Lord of the Goons (talk) 19:00, 7 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Don't mention it, mate. We both nagged about it together, so it only seems fair that you get it too. 10:24, 8 September 2009 (UTC)

Tea
My dear, dear, dear, dear chap! I meant no offense! Please tell us what blend you prefer and how you go about making your favourite brew? (unless the maid makes it for you) SuspectedReplicant 18:54, 8 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Typhoo. They keep you warm on a cold winter morn. And while indeed middle-class and English, I'm not middle-class an English enough for a maid - my mother ruined that by being Irish. What's your brew? 18:58, 8 September 2009 (UTC)
 * I recently went through Twinings' full range and settled on Chai, Earl Grey and Assam to be taken at different times of day. When I was giving up smoking I drank a lot of Lapsang Souchong, which acted as a ciggie replacement (they smoke the leaves on bamboo trays and you can really taste the smoke). The spice in Chai really wakes you up in the morning, but it's an acquired taste, Earl Grey is just delicious and Assam is a strong tea especially good after lunch.
 * I think even if I had a maid I'd make the tea myself. It's part of the ritual! SuspectedReplicant 19:03, 8 September 2009 (UTC)


 * Going with Chai tea here. Green, oolong and white tie for second.  -- 19:06, 8 September 2009 (UTC)
 * I'm going to seriously cut down smoking once I go to university. I won't have the money to pay for drinking and smoking at the same time.
 * You lads are very learned in the fields of tea-making. This has inspired me to write an article to detailing the finer points of tea making. 19:11, 8 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Do you ever use tea leaves instead of bags? There's a whole extra lore to that - one spoon of leaves for each person and one for the pot, etc etc. SuspectedReplicant 19:20, 8 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Just teabags - I've never felt so working class! 19:30, 8 September 2009 (UTC)


 * Fools- The best tea comes in BLOCK form- hit it with a hammer, and drop an appropriate sized chunk into the cup. -- 19:44, 8 September 2009 (UTC)[[Image:Tea.JPG|thumb|right|Block tea]]
 * Palpatine, you're a madman with the dreams of blocks of tea! 10:35, 9 September 2009 (UTC)

It doth appear you tried to send me a personal e-mail, but....
It appears that, whatever e-mail you tried to send me had an attachment my computer's security systems didn't like, as it not only was mared as spam, but my spam filters, as well as "ESET Total Security" and "Black Hand Anti-Hacker" in general, are blocking whatever it was you sent me. Sorry if I didn't get it and/or didn't respond and/or my firewall is completely shutting you out of my e-mail. That's what happens when I am required to keep a certain level of security on my computer. I apologize for any inconvenience.Lord of the Goons 05:45, 10 September 2009 (UTC)
 * The only email I've ever sent you is from WikiSynergy about the server crash - so good call on not opening this mysterious email. In future I'll leave a message on your talkpage if I send you an email. 11:25, 10 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Sounds good. I never even had a chance to open it, because all my computer security systems killed it the second I opened my e-mail.  Good to know it wasn't anything important in that case.Lord of the Goons 16:19, 10 September 2009 (UTC)

since you're awake....
I am home, fairly drunk and bored as shit. Hence I thought I would find someone awake and malleable (you) to entertaine me. So danCe ruMmy. Fuking do IT!. Ace McWickedModel 500 13:41, 11 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Wow... the great McWicked asks me for to provide entertainment!!! Bad idea... bad idea... 14:21, 11 September 2009 (UTC)

Congrats
It would appear your article about farts has caught on here like a wildfire. Good job. 03:54, 15 September 2009 (UTC)
 * It's only because someone held a lighter to it, out of curiosity. First prize to the first non-photoshopped  image of, well, you know.  04:06, 15 September 2009 (UTC)
 * I'll never forget how hard I laughed when I first witnessed someone light a fart. You see, I'd always believed it was an urban myth, but no. 14:05, 15 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Oh, I'm so HAPPY!!! I couldn't believe we didn't already have an article about it, but I think it was destined that I write it... 19:40, 15 September 2009 (UTC)

You inspiried me to finally create this
My goon squad

23:42, 17 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Not bad, my nonconformist chum, not bad at all... I can be quite the influential little scamp when I want to. 23:45, 17 September 2009 (UTC)

Facebook
I'm Martin Bizarro over there if you want to read my day-to-day blatherings and see what weird friends I've got. Totnesmartin 09:47, 22 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Are you the only Martin Bizarro on Facebook? How bizarre! (Yes... funny.) 15:56, 22 September 2009 (UTC)
 * I'm the one with the test card icon. Totnesmartin 21:06, 22 September 2009 (UTC)

Image in sig
File:Superman logo.jpg is probably a copyright violation. Can you mock up your own version, at least? 20:19, 22 September 2009 (UTC)
 * I'll delete it, although it should be noted that it's the same piccy I've been using for the superhero userbox  AND  for my legendary farty messages.  22:38, 22 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Yeah... that didn't make it right, of course, but using it in your sig made it a little more obvious. Oh well.  Feel up to making your own version?  22:50, 22 September 2009 (UTC)
 * What I thought, yeah. I'll delete it for now and maybe get round to making my own version some other time. I'm on a Mac now, and while it's grand in several ways, it lacks the most important programme of "Paint." 22:51, 22 September 2009 (UTC)
 * GIMP. (Not to be misinterpreted.) 15:01, 23 September 2009 (UTC)

Oh Noes!!!
Take that! 22:52, 22 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Argh! Something's happening!!! But I don't know what!!!!!!!!!! 23:10, 22 September 2009 (UTC)

You
You are unique. Unfortunately when you go on the internet you became common. Lunacy 11:05, 24 September 2009 (UTC)
 * I'm not unique, but thank you all the same I suppose. While you're here visiting me, I'm sorry if you find the site hypocritical, but please don't revert edits by other users on talkpages. Yes, other users here probably have (though I haven't seen any examples personally) but it doesn't make it right all the same. As for my fart attacks, yes they're very juvenile, thank you :) 11:12, 24 September 2009 (UTC)
 * What I mean to say is that there is something profound and meaningful in every one of us. When we make the choice to echo the lowest of the low we begin to behave like the lowest of the low. That speciality of character becomes lost in a twisted cultural milieu which decides that you must act in a certain way. No-one chooses to make fart jokes, but the pressures of contemporary life sometimes overpowers some people, leaving them with not a shred of personality or even any charm left. That is how I would interpret your fart jokes. Indicative of a certain culture, which predominates on the internet, but is degenerate nonetheless. Lunacy 12:37, 24 September 2009 (UTC)
 * You could also argue that any joke is reflective of a certain culture. I also find farts pretty funny in the real world, but online I do it as an excuse to talk to other editors. "Degenerate" and "lowest of the low" are matters of opinion - the fact that this opinion is widely spread adds to the hilarity that it human gas. 15:29, 24 September 2009 (UTC)


 * Well whoopdie-fookin' do, chum. You are SuperJosh on RW!DeltaStar 09:48, 1 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Well done, you can follow a link. Thanks though. 19:05, 1 October 2009 (UTC)

Ummm what
Sorry why should I fuck off? I have no idea. AceMcWicked 22:11, 7 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Sorry man, bad joke. Email received and replied to. 11:01, 8 October 2009 (UTC)
 * That sucks - I was hoping for some kind of intrigue. AceMcWicked 18:45, 8 October 2009 (UTC)

TV Party tonight!!!! TV Party tonight!!!
We're gonna have a TV party tonight! Alright! We're gonna have a TV party alright! Tonight! We've got nothing better to do, than to watch TV and have a couple of brews! 16:13, 10 October 2009 (UTC)
 * I don't know what that is! A song?! I'm back home from university for the weekend seeing me old chums, and I'll probably be enjoying a few brew-skies down the local too... 18:02, 10 October 2009 (UTC)
 * It's a song by American hardcore pioneers Black Flag. You should check their shit out sometime! 18:26, 10 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Ah, I've heard of Black Flag but alas, never listened to them. Indeed there is a lot of shit I need to look at. 18:27, 10 October 2009 (UTC)
 * I think you'd like their song TV Party. It's got that sort of humor that you and I seem to enjoy. 18:29, 10 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Black Flag was really fuckin cool before they got all slow and heavy-metalley. Decline of Western Civilization is the greatest documentary ever made. 19:27, 10 October 2009 (UTC)
 * And with Henry Garfield Rollins at the helm! "SIX PACK!"  Just saw the Misfits last night, and they played a couple of Black Flag tunes.   10:54, 19 October 2009 (UTC)

if we're still talking about punk rock... post-punk
...I've bought a ticket to see Public Image Ltd in December. 10:57, 19 October 2009 (UTC)

For your insolence...
Take this onslaught! 20:25, 18 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Help! Help! I'm being repressed! 20:27, 18 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Mwahahahahaha!!! Igor, Vlad, Fritz! Take him down! 20:28, 18 October 2009 (UTC)
 * The Russians working with the Germans?! Jesus, it's the Molotov-Ribbentrop thing all over again!!! 20:29, 18 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Well, in retrospect, all you'd need is your SuperJosh shoper farts to ward off my goon squad. But I have called them off, for now. 02:23, 19 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Thank you, gracious Gooner... I can breathe freely again... 10:48, 19 October 2009 (UTC)

1984
I think you'll enjoy reading 1984, it's a good book. You'll especially find it either funny or terrifying (maybe both) how much Conservapedia is just like 1984's Oceania. 21:51, 21 October 2009 (UTC)

Questions
Am I right in thinking that: ? 22:47, 23 October 2009 (UTC)
 * You are a UKian
 * You are a drunken stoodent
 * You like a bit of chilli heat
 * The first two are no secret. As for Chilli Heat, I'm more partial to Tangy Cheese (assuming we're talking about Doritos). Why the unusual questions? 18:41, 24 October 2009 (UTC)
 * I was wondering if you are a good test subject for my homegrown tomato and naga chilli chutney, but as you are a chilli pussy, I guess not. 22:36, 24 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Could you not get someone from the real world to do it? i.e. someone you already know? 23:15, 24 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Wait, you aren't real? Holy FUCK. I've been chatting to ALICE implemenations for the last year!! 23:16, 24 October 2009 (UTC)
 * I think I'm real. But - not to get too philosophical - are we all really real?
 * Yes, is the answer to that question. Anyway, I meant someone from your live action, real world. I don't have time to go running over the country trying to eat chilli sauce when I'm a chilli pussy. 23:21, 24 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Oh no, I was going to post it to you, as I did with my homebrew to tehace. I did take some chutney into work, but they're kinda food philistines and won't eat anything that isn't served in a takeaway container and so only two people had a taste, one said it was good, one said it was a bit too sweet (which makes sense, tons of sugar), and as tehmizzus and I moved here a couple of years ago and have no social life I don't really have any friends (other than the nice RW'ians, of course). 23:26, 24 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Tis a shame. You'll forgive me for not wanting to give out excess personal info over the internet however, despite the fact I probably already have. Rest assured, however, that if I owned an Xbox you would be welcomely added to the friend list for Call of Duty, or whatever one it is you play. Where were you from originally if you weren't born 'n' raised here? 23:30, 24 October 2009 (UTC)

I'm not a chili pussy Crundy, mail it to me. I'll eat it with some fine nachos and a little sour cream to take off the heat. 02:19, 25 October 2009 (UTC)
 * I'm originally from Naaaaarfolk. And as I said to my sister once, "mum, why do I do have to move away from here, I love you too much my good wife". 20:50, 25 October 2009 (UTC)

RandomSelection
-- Nx  / talk 18:59, 24 October 2009 (UTC)
 * So for a random selection should I use ? 19:04, 24 October 2009 (UTC)
 * No, uncached -- Nx  / talk 19:05, 24 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Ahhhh, right. Thanks! 19:09, 24 October 2009 (UTC)

enthralled
lol - enthralled are you? :D thanks for the block - by the way I am a she not a he. :-) <font color="#000066">Refugee <font color = "#00F0A20">talk page 19:48, 24 October 2009 (UTC)
 * You're quite welcome. Apologies for the gender confusion, but for obvious reasons I can't tell over the internet. 23:14, 24 October 2009 (UTC)

The other site
Did someone make a mistake cp:User_talk:SuperJosh --Udon 21:45, 25 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Or someone likes SJ? "Are you the same as SJ? EricaCI like protecting you" Awwwww...  04:06, 26 October 2009 (UTC)
 * That's not me... an impostor!! 18:38, 26 October 2009 (UTC)

I have sent you an e-mail
Excuse me sir, but I have sent you an important e-mail. Please open it and enjoy the loads fun in it. 20:28, 26 October 2009 (UTC)
 * I've always wondered why people bother to declare that they've sent each other emails unless they want to draw attention to the fact that they're exchanging secret messages and want to intentionally provoke curiosity in observers. 20:32, 26 October 2009 (UTC)
 * I can hazard a guess as to what this particular e-mail was about. 20:35, 26 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Boobies. You're right. 20:36, 26 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Go figure. I sent you the kiss of death e-mail, it appears. Sorry. 20:38, 26 October 2009 (UTC)
 * I welcome RW email. You're actually the first user I can remember emailing me first. Other times people have been replying to me. 20:39, 26 October 2009 (UTC)

Just letting you know
Jpatt has informed me that you are a "Troublemaker / Prevaricator: toad". In case you don't know, Prevaricator means "To stray from or evade the truth; equivocate". That will be all. *rides off into the distance 21:03, 26 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Cheers Java, it's been ages since you've visited. However, that sock wasn't mine, although it's let me know that Jpatt knows of my existence, which is a bonus. How'd you like the Schlafly Doo stories Jpatt? I felt the last one was complimentary to you, calling you the least idiotic of the Conservapedia Gang. I have to admit though, recently you've been disappointing that observation (hence the. 21:30, 26 October 2009 (UTC)

Its the LAW
legal stuff 86.171.62.230 21:11, 27 October 2009 (UTC)
 * in that case I apologise. feel free to add it to the articles but include the reference. cheers. 21:13, 27 October 2009 (UTC)
 * That's not the "law", it's just a silly site, no doubt reciting random laws that seem silly and are probably hugely out-of-date. 21:20, 27 October 2009 (UTC)
 * This is also just a silly site reciting random stuff that seems silly and is often hugely-out-of-date. But at least stupid dog laws are funny. 86.171.62.230 21:35, 27 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Human, if you make me look like an idiot one more time I shall fetch the comfy chairs... 21:24, 27 October 2009 (UTC)
 * There are a dozen and one sites mentioning it as part of "oh look at how silly these laws are" but non actually mention the section of the law or give a reference. And searching http://info.sen.ca.gov/ finds nothing but laws on neutering. 21:42, 27 October 2009 (UTC)
 * Specifically: http://info.sen.ca.gov/pub/09-10/bill/sen/sb_0201-0250/sb_250_cfa_20090629_094600_asm_comm.html which is possibly where the urban legend developed from, as it states that the owners must have a license to have an non-neutered dog or cat. 21:43, 27 October 2009 (UTC)