User talk:Crundy/Archive3

Haiku
Tears fall from our eyes The pain of a user lost Never to return EddyP (talk) 16:35, 1 March 2010 (UTC)
 * By the way, this was epic. Thanks for leaving that here :) 13:55, 26 March 2010 (UTC)
 * Most welcome. EddyP (talk) 18:04, 26 March 2010 (UTC)

Return of the Crund
yayness ensues. Totnesmartin (talk) 21:50, 25 March 2010 (UTC)
 * Crikey that was quick, thanks for the welcome back. 21:53, 25 March 2010 (UTC)

Ello
Welcome back! -- 21:50, 25 March 2010 (UTC)
 * Crikey that was quick, thanks for the welcome back. 21:54, 25 March 2010 (UTC)
 * Welcome back Crundmeister! 21:54, 25 March 2010 (UTC)
 * Been up to anything interesting while you were away? -- 22:11, 25 March 2010 (UTC)
 * Not much, picked up the new kitten which has managed to infect the whole household with ringworm. Started brewing 20% alcohol. The usual. 08:52, 26 March 2010 (UTC)
 * Distilling the benzene out of lab-grade ethanol. The usual. 19:27, 28 March 2010 (UTC)
 * Hehe. I'm making some of these. 19:28, 28 March 2010 (UTC)

Yay!
That is all. 01:47, 26 March 2010 (UTC)
 * The hell? It's not like I haven't spoken to you! 08:52, 26 March 2010 (UTC)
 * I know, but it's still nice to enjoy your company here too. 12:15, 26 March 2010 (UTC)
 * Fair do's. Was Nutty drunk last night? I had an email from 2:18am this morning screaming at me asking me to log onto Skype NOW!! 13:54, 26 March 2010 (UTC)
 * I was another recipient of that email. I was locked in a battle of consciousness, however, and unable to attend, though if I'd known about it I probably would of. 15:31, 26 March 2010 (UTC)

Holy fuck!!!
I was just checking my watchlist and found that you had been moved from "cryonically frozen" to "cryonically re-animated" in the RationalWiki shrine. Welcome back, old friend!!!! 04:21, 27 March 2010 (UTC)
 * Shrine? Well thanks anyway. Nice to have somewhere to talk bollocks again. 19:21, 28 March 2010 (UTC)

Fart
FAAAAAAART.
 * Damn you. I thought you'd grown up but nooooooo. 08:27, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

Sig
"God created Saturn.. and he liked it, so he put a ring on it" - hilarious! 15:59, 31 March 2010 (UTC)
 * Yeah I liked that one too :) 21:00, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

Awesome
...somebody has called me out for having a copyright-problem image on me user talk page--it's yours. Can you fix? P-Foster (talk) 22:49, 31 March 2010 (UTC)
 * Hmm, it seems to all over the interwebs as a semi-meme image so I'd guess no-one would care about it, but it's just a comedy image so I couldn't give a monkey's shit if it gets deleted. Let them know they can delete it if they feel threatened by it. 08:10, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

Oi, you natural fuckin ' idiot!
I watched Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels last night. Good, though I prefer Snatch; the characters were better developed and the storyline was generally more entertaining. I now do realise that most Guy Ritchie gangster flicks centre around a group of people in London with the occasional Northener thrown in who are all going after some kind of item, with their individual storylines coming together because of it. Lock, Stock = the guns, Snatch = the diamond, Rock 'n' Rolla = the painting. 18:07, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Haven't seen rock'n'rolla, but I agree, Snatch is beter than lock stock. "Wha the fuck do I want a caravan that's go nah fooking wheels?". 20:40, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
 * I like Rock 'n' Rolla, but I want not approve on it. I think polite post. 13:58, 15 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Yay! It begins!! 14:01, 15 April 2010 (UTC)

Star Wars Wiki
I believe this actually happened last year concerning cats with a certain Resistor of the Underground variety. 17:07, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
 * And remind the class what happened to CUR please. 19:04, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
 * He pissed off everyone on the wiki and was forced off the wiki by his Real Life parents because of his reception here and the effect it had on his real life. Is that correct, sir? 19:17, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Well done Josh. Let's put a star on your chart. FUCK! You should so get your Uni professors to do that with the students!! 19:27, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
 * But the site needed to go to hell, turn very quickly toward the exit and accelerate quickly to get rid of him. 19:31, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

Consider yourself quoteworthy
Now I'm off for a BBQ. 16:39, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Also, the template "Grammar Nazi" on your userpage doesn't work. I want not approve on it. I think annoying post. Please to change. 18:20, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Huh, seems human deleted it for whatever reason. I want not approve on it. I think annoying post. 20:04, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

If ever you needed a reason to drink more beer
Get a load of this study which recommends drinking more beer to stave off osteoperosis. Cheers! 18:28, 30 April 2010 (UTC)
 * My bones are like a shield of steel!! Lucky that I've just bought another premium beer kit for standby. So I now have Canadian Blonde in a primary for my keg, Special Lager in a secondary for bottling, and some Continental Lager sitting in the box :) 120 pints should do me for a week or so... 19:28, 30 April 2010 (UTC)
 * This stinks of the "substance X has a connection with effect Y, substance X is found in comestible Z, hence comestible Z causes effect Y" fallacy. 19:35, 30 April 2010 (UTC)
 * I want not approve of it. I think statistical post. Mei (talk) 19:38, 30 April 2010 (UTC)
 * ^ *Demands explanation for the above word salad*  19:41, 30 April 2010 (UTC)
 * See the bottom of my Userpage. P.S. Well done Mei! 19:46, 30 April 2010 (UTC)
 * I see. That is indeed worthy of meme status.   19:48, 30 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Far more amusing than Pretty Cool Guy. 19:57, 30 April 2010 (UTC)

Lovely Jail voting
Ello there. You voted in the famous Lumpy Jerboa bi-election, but there's some confusion as to who voted and who just commented. If you only intended to comment, can you modify your post on the RationalWiki:May 2010 Loya Jirga by-elections by adding a strikethrough tag to it? e.g.

My earlier comment

You can leave your post as is if you were actually voting.

ConcernedResident bat for the ladies 09:04, 13 May 2010 (UTC)
 * Oh I was voting, but also pointing out that I don't think he wants to be elected so you might want to check first. 09:19, 13 May 2010 (UTC)
 * That'll probably be sorted out in the post-election fighting/spooning. Yeah, I think most people were voting, but be certain now reduces the fighting and increases the spooning. -- ConcernedResident dog house for the ladies 09:22, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

Your vote for me for the
If you want to know who I endorse in lieu of myself, I have officially endorsed Concernedresident for, 'cuz he's friggin' awesome! 15:44, 14 May 2010 (UTC)

Mensan?
You are a member of Mensa? Do you have access to the on-line archive of their publications here? If you do, can you dig up something for me? --ZooGuard (talk) 15:27, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
 * I'm a member of Mensa UK, so my account doesn't have access to the US site, but I've asked them for access as detailed here so I'll let you know if and when they get back to me. What do you need? 15:48, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
 * I just thought that if you have access, you may do a quick search for articles or reader questions about this. (In the vein of "highly intelligent doesn't mean smart well informed". :)) As far as I know, something like that was run in October or November 2001, and there may have been repeat offenses. :) --ZooGuard (talk) 15:57, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
 * K, I'll have a look when I get a login. 15:58, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
 * Thanks! If you dig up something interesting, my "E-mail this user" link works. --ZooGuard (talk) 16:26, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
 * Why actually join the organisation? Seems to be a society of boors obsessed with their IQ number. Imagine Christopher Hitchens, an intelligent John Mc Cririck and that annoying geeky black gay in Big Brother a couple of years back in the one room. Thats how I'd imagine a Mensa meeting. Libertarian1 (talk) 00:15, 19 May 2010 (UTC) Throw in Martin Amis and Ken Livingstone for a serious wankerfest and you have a seriously shit party. Libertarian1 (talk) 00:17, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
 * Clever old Crundy eh? Mensa man! I did an IQ test a week ago and got 130 but a couple of years ago I got 147. What yours? Acei9 01:16, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
 * Here's the thing Ace. I've never believed in just telling people my IQ. Then they express skepticism. You have to make them work for it!  Nothing convinces people that you're smart faster than confusing mathematics.  For example, my IQ (IQ) is given by :$$ \int_{IQ}^{\infty} \frac{1}{15\sqrt{2\pi}} e^\frac{-(x-100)^2}{450} dx \approx \frac{1}{750}$$.  Confusing people is a blast!  -- 02:06, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
 * People can be as skeptical as they like. Doesn't bother me. Acei9 02:22, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
 * My 1976 SAT scores qualify me for Mensa membership. Only trouble is, I'd have to have to care, and find a copy of my scores (ie, I'm too lazy to join, and don't see the point).  I'm not so smart now, because I learned so much since then.  And as David Gerard so eloquently put it on high IQ society, nowadays its really easy to find people smarter than oneself on the internet.  As Libertarian1 has found so easily.  03:46, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
 * What the fuck? Did you guys read the second paragraph of this and are winding me up? Oh and Libertarian1: The meetings aren't even a fraction as interesting as you make them out to be, so yes, I went to one, once, and will not go again. What's a boor anyway? 07:53, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
 * Dude, we're all on your side. The psychosis part deserves to be in the article, kan you rite maybe?  08:01, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
 * My IQ is entirely dependent on the amount of "care" I put into the test. If I did one now I'd get abhout 40. Acei9 08:12, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
 * I assumed your drop from 147 to 130 was beer related. I guess alcohol does kill braincells. 08:14, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
 * Human: there you go. 08:26, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
 * One Forty Seven was when I concentrated deeply and tried hard. This is why IQ is complete bollocks - I would never put in that much effort into anything else so my day to day IQ is a lot lower. Acei9 08:28, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
 * Indeed. Also, the supervised tests are split into sections which are timed, and they give you very little time to finish each section, so you have to have your brain in quick-work mode as well as deep-concentration mode. 08:37, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
 * Alcoholism also severely effects short term communication skills. I look at awesome diff now.  Is it better than mine?  08:29, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
 * I have not joined Mensa because there is a chance that I might be expected to talk to someone. 08:31, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
 * I have not joined Mensa because any organisation that is proud to have Geena Davis as a member is not for Ace McWicked. Acei9 08:37, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
 * I have not joined Mensa because I'm too busy arguing with you bastids. 08:40, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
 * Haha. I don't know what the big deal is anyway. Top 2%? Whoopie fucking doo. That's 1 in 50. So take 49 "average" people off the street (bear in mind the number of fuckwit chavs we have here now) and you're telling me you wouldn't be the smartest the majority of the time? Just about everyone on this site could get into Mensa. 08:45, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
 * I agree. 09:00, 19 May 2010 (UTC)

Thanks Crundy one. Very nice. 08:32, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
 * I refused to join Mensa when I found out Garry Bushell was a member. Totnesmartin (talk) 08:47, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
 * Why does it matter so much to you who the other members are? They aren't being granted membership because of their jobs or ideals, only their test scores. 08:50, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
 * I have not joined Mensa because I am too stupid to do so. Also, this conversation ended nearly a week ago and thus is of no interest to anyone. 20:52, 25 May 2010 (UTC)
 * I doubt you're too stupid to get in. There's only one way to find out. 20:55, 25 May 2010 (UTC)

Thanks
Thanks for your help! About your offer - I don't feel like sifting through a ton of PDFs, so, no, thanks, I don't want them. --ZooGuard (talk) 19:55, 22 May 2010 (UTC)

Curry
You got the recipe typed up yet mate? 17:23, 25 May 2010 (UTC)
 * Shitfuckdamn. I'll try and do it Thursday. 20:38, 25 May 2010 (UTC)

Inventive and witty section header
Sorry I missed the secret cabal meeting last night where we talk about which users we're gonna fuck over for the coming fortnight. I didn't get your message 'til this morning, by which point the following events had already transpired:

1. I walked about 2 miles to go to a nondescript public house to wish goodbye to a friend that's moving away for a few months. 2. Upon arrival, thirsty from the journey, I thought to myself, "hmm... perhaps I'll wet my whistle." 3. * Scene missing * 4. I found myself stumbling around with a few people looking for a kebab house at 2AM.

I will try and attend the next one. 12:30, 4 June 2010 (UTC)
 * That was both witty and inventive, well done SJ! Acei9 12:35, 4 June 2010 (UTC)
 * Now I just need a pat on the back from the RationalWiki Pat on the Back Society. Where is that stinking punk when you need him? 12:36, 4 June 2010 (UTC)
 * Sounds like a non-virtual version of my night:

12:40, 4 June 2010 (UTC)
 * 1) Log onto skype
 * 2) Chat while popping open much homebrew
 * 3) *scene missing*
 * 4) It is decided to kill Earthland and MC at their houses using the special police-only lookup we hacked to get their home addresses
 * 5) *scene missing*
 * 6) Wake up to small kitten jabbing me with a single claw
 * Aw, the fourth point is so nice - decent and a clear sign of being mature. But hey, we're just being funny, aren't we? Feels like that indeed... --Earthland (talk) 16:50, 5 June 2010 (UTC)
 * You come over here to troll me when i stop giving you attention on your talk page? Get the fuck off my page, you irritating, retarded cunt. 22:49, 5 June 2010 (UTC)
 * I'm sorry, but if you're making "jokes" about killing me, it is quite natural that I might express my feelings about it. Apart from that, I must praise you for getting more mature (and descent) with every word you write. --Earthland (talk) 18:05, 6 June 2010 (UTC)
 * Haha, yeah, only joking. I'd never find out where you live and then stake out your house for a week to work out your movements. You're out of milk by the way. 22:22, 6 June 2010 (UTC)

Vandal bin
Don't suppose you "whois"ed that vandal? Strange one. 12:25, 14 June 2010 (UTC) Country: GB Region: X6 City: Lampeter Postal: Latitude: 52.116699 Longitude: -4.066700 Metro code: 0 Area code: 0 ISP: "The JNT Association" Organisation: "University of Wales Error: Lampeter" Map: http://atlas.mapquest.com/maps/map.adp?latlongtype=decimal&latitude=52.116699&longitude=-4.066700
 * 12:28, 14 June 2010 (UTC)
 * Yeah, unusual target for a UK uni. 12:33, 14 June 2010 (UTC) TerrySmall.png [[Image:Toast s.png|alt=Toast|text-bottom|20px|link=User talk:SusanG]]
 * Looks like the entry requirements for the University of Wales are slipping. 12:37, 14 June 2010 (UTC)

'Ello Crundy!
How are things? FYI: I will not be about skype for the time being, as my home computer is down. 16:48, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
 * I'm good. How's tings wit you nowadays? I can't Skype for a while now anyway as the wife's nephew is staying with us for the week, and I don't think he should have to listen us all saying fuck and cunt. 20:13, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
 * Let's get shitfaced and Skype when he leaves. ÑR /Señor Admin/Hablar 20:27, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
 * Once again my invitation's lost in the mail. That's cool, I..... I had other stuff to do anyway..... 10:30, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
 * My invitation got lost in the post. Acei9 10:31, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
 * You're never there anyway Ace. Not when I am anyway. Is it the smell? I can have a shower and shave before I go on if it makes any difference. 10:33, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
 * I know, and I feel terrible for it. Stupid fucking NZ time zone. Acei9 10:44, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
 * The fuck are you on about? Teh nephew doesn't leave until next Friday. 10:34, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
 * That must suck. Is there a no-sex rule while a youngling is visiting? 11:25, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
 * Yes, but it's not as if that's a big change. 21:05, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

Win
I too would have laughed and experienced such joy for you, my friend. 21:34, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Hehe, did you see how he signed in as Neveruse after that and went batshit crazy? Shame we weren't allowed to keep doing that, because it annoyed the hell out of MC. 08:01, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
 * DO me a favor, Crundy, and keep that slimy little wife-beater/child abuser off my talkpages, will you? I'd rather not get the orange box every time he takes a break from beating his kids. That, or make them nice for me ;-) Conservative Punk (talk) 08:04, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Will do. Likewise on my page. 08:04, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

Aaaah! I got you!
Very few people actually know about it... but now there are cameras that can be hidden into pollen, but - and now comes something that people don't know - it is possible to remotely control these cameras and make them follow someone 24/7 to everywhere. Well, I got my hands on one of these cameras and guess who I chose to follow - you! Now I know every tiny little detail of your dirty life. Shame on you, Crundy. Pretending to be a nice person just like everyone else, but actually - ahh, I can't even talk about it. I am deeply disgusted, absolutely shocked. You better back your bags and leave this wiki or I will tell everyone what you're actually up to.

This is my first warning. Things will go really ugly by the time you are about to receive my second warning. Think about it, Crundy. --Idiot number 59 (talk) 17:38, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
 * You're doing it wrong. 17:45, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Oh shit! You mean you know about how i eat kittens and babies every week? 18:32, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
 * How clever of you to start from things that are the most innocent ones! I still can't see you packing bags, by the way. If you aren't gone for tomorrow, I will tell the rest of the story. --Idiot number 59 (talk) 18:40, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
 * I call bullshit. Crundy has never pretended to be a nice person. CR. 62.40.36.13 (talk) 19:22, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
 * BoN is right. If you really did know me you'd know I'm a colossal asshole. 20:05, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

Cunt
... That is all. 86.40.101.160 (talk) 21:52, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

I love you
That is all. 21:54, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
 * People will love you Superjosh. You remind me of Brad Pitt. 86.40.101.160 (talk) 21:55, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
 * You remind me of no one. 21:56, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Isn't my talk page a hive of activity tonight! So many of MC's socks. 21:59, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
 * It pleases me to know that you are so untrusting that you consider practically everybody to be my sock. 86.40.101.160 (talk) 22:00, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Generally I consider anyone I have never spoken to who suddenly posts messages on my talk page in legible English containing hate and / or threats to be you, yes. 22:02, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Have you ever seen a pyschiatrist? I assume you suffer from paranoid schizophrenia. Just a hunch. 86.40.101.160 (talk) 22:03, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Haha, no. I don't have FUCKING MOOD SWINGS YOU FUCKING CUNT. Look, I really like you. A lot. So JUST FUCKING HANG YOURSELF YOU LITTLE SHIT!!! 22:06, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Hello Crundy, my what a hive of activity you have here. AceX-102 22:04, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Yes, look at all my friends. They love me SOOO much. MC is obsessed with me. He pictures what I look like and then dry humps his pillow. 22:07, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
 * You are confusing Bipolar disorder with paranoid schizophrenia. I find it amusing that you take offence to my pantomine antics. It beautifully illustrates your complete lack of social intelligence. Seriously, get checked out. 86.40.101.160 (talk) 22:07, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
 * No I'm not. Look them up, dipshit. Hey this is fun, it's like IM, but with more abuse. A bit like IRC. 22:10, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
 * No, you are a retard and thus have no relevant information. You are a vacuous black hole destroying our collective intellect. Your insights are limited. 86.40.101.160 (talk) 22:11, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Bipolar = a severe form of endogenous depression eminating in waves. Paranoid schizophrenia = multiple symptoms, a very visible one being violent moodswings. Have you considered this might be YOUR problem? Not that I care. You'll just end up beating up a female student at your uni because then one time in your life you actually do convince someone drunk enough to sleep with you, they laugh at the fact your tiny cock goes off before you even have you pants off. Good luck in jail. You'll get lots of sex in there. 22:17, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Why does it not surprise me that you are in fact homophobic? 86.40.101.160 (talk) 22:19, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
 * How did you infer that I was homophobic? I'm sure you'll love all teh buttsecks you'll get and I'm happy for you. 22:20, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Is your homophobia motivated by your fear of coming out as a homosexual yourself or by your faeces fetish we previously discussed? 86.40.101.160 (talk) 22:22, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
 * I'm not gay but my boyfriend is. 22:33, 23 July 2010 (UTC)