User talk:Stabby the Misanthrope/Archive13

Schweet!
Thanks for attacking my punching bag! You did real good, kid! Maybe you wanna leave some messages on the bathroom stall also. Just sayin'.... 02:56, 24 May 2010 (UTC)

Welcome
I'm not too keen on using the etc. templates. A new to us and/or new to wikis might be put off by "welcome to the spine-chilling house of pussy!" 04:43, 5 June 2010 (UTC)
 * Aw. But seeing them reminds me of the good old days on the site.   04:47, 5 June 2010 (UTC)
 * Welcome to the   of the internet, you   .  05:48, 5 June 2010 (UTC)

Quit being helpful, damnit!!!!
Fixing external links in my userspace. HOW DARE YOU BE SOOOO HELPFUL!!!! 05:12, 5 June 2010 (UTC)

Hi
I will admit that were I in your position I would probably come to the same conclusion, But really, that wasn't my intention at all, whatsoever. I'm taking a long break from RW now, probably a sign that my language is getting too hot and may cause offence. Once again, sorry. 86.40.207.73 (talk) 21:57, 5 June 2010 (UTC)

Cheerleader-related HCMs
Basically trolls who call themselves cheerleaders have been crawling around the site, writing comments here and there. Hardly an HCM. 10:51, 6 June 2010 (UTC)
 * Huh. I woulda' sworn that Gooniepunk said something about him being pissed off by it all...   21:21, 6 June 2010 (UTC)

"I would've removed it myself, but other people kept beating me to it."
Kinda what I figured, I just thought it would be preferable to let you decide yourself. 21:22, 9 June 2010 (UTC)

Video editors that don't freeze every time you try to use them
iMovie's pretty decent, I used to use that on a YouTube channel of mine and it didn't flake out very often. It is a Mac application though, so it depends what OS you're running. 19:56, 15 June 2010 (UTC)
 * I can recommend Sony Vegas Mobie studio (under $100) for windows xp. Vegas 7 is better but more expensive. Hamster (talk) 20:48, 15 June 2010 (UTC)
 * I have Windows 7. Thank you for your suggestions, though.   21:39, 15 June 2010 (UTC)
 * Why don't you use the triple OS thing your sock Phantom Hoover has? 05:45, 27 June 2010 (UTC)
 * Don't use the Mac any more (it wasn't even mine) and the Windows VM broke. I now have Ubuntu with a useless Windows partition. 11:10, 11 August 2010 (UTC)
 * Do I look like I have money for a Mac?  05:49, 27 June 2010 (UTC)
 * You do when you are Phantom Hoover. 05:56, 27 June 2010 (UTC)
 * Unfortunately I am not Phantom Hoover.  00:29, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
 * No idea whether this is still relevant, but virtualdub should've been mentioned in this discussion. It ain't very pretty, but it's pretty powerful and it's completely free. --GTac (talk) 09:08, 11 August 2010 (UTC)

unsigned
I used "subst", as should you. 17:30, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
 * Hmph.  17:32, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
 * and "Hmph" to you![[image:Smite smiley small.svg]] 17:34, 28 June 2010 (UTC) TerrySmall.png [[Image:Toast s.png|alt=Toast|text-bottom|20px|link=User talk:SusanG]]

What gave you this crazy idea that you can mess with a category invented by ME?
!

--Idiot number 59 (talk) 15:45, 12 August 2010 (UTC)


 * Is there any rule that forbids "vanity categories"? --Idiot number 59 (talk) 17:07, 12 August 2010 (UTC)
 * We have very few rules for anything here. This is not one of them.  But a single-use vanity category, which exists only to complement your false claim that you're the "rightful leader of RationalWiki"—a claim you've been pushing on newcomers here, without qualifying it as a joke—ought to be deleted.   17:14, 12 August 2010 (UTC)
 * Uh, do you think that I'm about to take over Rationalwiki? I give you some advice: don't invent your own rules here, better invent some new categories. --Idiot number 57 (talk) 18:14, 12 August 2010 (UTC)
 * Well, the fact that we block people for "unfunny" vandalism is something of a precedent. 18:30, 12 August 2010 (UTC)

You begged for it
''Yes indeed; you're radioactive And not at all attractive And thanks for being inactive We don't want someone that unattractive''

''Why don't you like my category? It could have been a great story.''

''Why did you have to delete? You should know: I won't retreat!''

''You're a tyrant And an aspirant in terrorism''

''Your plans won't go through I'll stuck to you like glue I'll use you in my brew And soon you're feeling blue''

--Idiot number 57 (talk) 18:38, 12 August 2010 (UTC)
 * I57, you're better than that first quatrain. Occasionaluse (talk) 18:40, 12 August 2010 (UTC)
 * What's wrong with that? Ok, I admit, the last line is a bit weird... --Idiot number 57 (talk) 18:50, 12 August 2010 (UTC)

I wonder why people always get quiet if I write a poem for them?
--Idiot number 57 (talk) 18:57, 12 August 2010 (UTC)

Your rant
No, I get where you are coming from. In my opinion, though, the Idiot numbers are not so much a troll as a Bohdan-esque parodist and, so far as I'm concerned, a breath of fresh air from a certain other troll. That certainly doesn't diminish you valuable contributions to this site, but I just think the dude is just trying to poke fun instead of stir shit. For crying out loud, the dude wrote some love pottery about his their undying love for SusanG. Anyways, I for one certainly appreciate what you do and have done for this site. 04:37, 14 August 2010 (UTC)
 * Perhaps the Idiots... are a sock of Bohdan! Dun dun duhhhhhh!  -- 04:40, 14 August 2010 (UTC)
 * No. I'M A SOCK OF BOHDAN! 04:41, 14 August 2010 (UTC)
 * No Goonie. Bohdan is your father!  -- 04:43, 14 August 2010 (UTC)
 * And I am a bohdan of a sock. AceX-102 04:44, 14 August 2010 (UTC)
 * I actually find the Idiot numbers tolerable (and that is some of the highest praise I can give to a person)—and I suspect that they are Bohdan—even though I am in principle opposed to them misinforming newcomers.  04:49, 14 August 2010 (UTC)
 * Okay. I was confused by your rant and thought that you were going apeshit over someone who is obviously, thus far, just here to humor us with their pottery.

Skype
Consider this your formal invitation to join the RationalWiki Skype cabal. 04:43, 14 August 2010 (UTC)
 * No invitation for me? But I am the rightful ruler of RationalWiki!  -- 04:45, 14 August 2010 (UTC)
 * You ain't shite, ya fuck! DickTurpis (talk) 04:46, 14 August 2010 (UTC)
 * I am there - I regale Goonie with tales of my tax woes. AceX-102 04:48, 14 August 2010 (UTC)
 * I'm touched by your offer, but I'm more of a text guy. Maybe some other time?   04:50, 14 August 2010 (UTC)
 * No, that's fine. You can join the skype cabal whenever you choose. We are always looking for more people who qualify to join. 04:52, 14 August 2010 (UTC)
 * Also, because my new haircut makes me look like I have a receding hairline ;___;  I'm at least going to wait for it to grow out.   04:58, 14 August 2010 (UTC)
 * That sometimes happens if you have a receding hairline. I know this from personal experience. [[file:Nuttysexpistols.png|60px|link=User:Nutty Roux|Nutty Roux]][[file:Nuttytalk.png|35px|link=User_talk:Nutty_Roux|never mind]] 02:04, 15 August 2010 (UTC)

I'm so sorry
I need to apologise

My comment was not wise

You shouldn't have to worry

Because I am so sorry

I'm sorry I let you down

Sorry I made you frown

It was a mistake that I misspoke

Just a harmless little joke

I hope we can move on

This incident, it is gone

--Idiot Numbers 1-56 (talk) 23:54, 14 August 2010 (UTC)

'ello
Sorry for not having delivered on my promise yet. My workhorse machine has died from old age and natural causes and I was busy setting up a box to replace it. mb 19:09, 17 August 2010 (UTC)

template:wikipedia article, or wp, or whatever it is called
How would you feel about helping removing it from the wiki so we can kill the silliness and obviousness with fire? 02:40, 20 August 2010 (UTC)
 * Would love to, but work, work, work.  21:21, 22 August 2010 (UTC)


 * What's it take to kill it? Botlike removal? (I should really set up AutoWikiBot to kill all the humans here.) - David Gerard (talk) 22:02, 22 August 2010 (UTC)


 * If we have decided to remove it I could remove it with a bot easily. Is that what we are doing? tmtoulouse 22:15, 22 August 2010 (UTC)
 * Fuck it I will just have stubbot do it, if people really want it they can add it to specific articles where it is justified, not just merely randomly like it seems now. tmtoulouse 22:34, 22 August 2010 (UTC)

Nomination
You have been nominated for the board of the RWF. Please go here to accept or not! 04:32, 11 December 2010 (UTC)

=_______=
Was that worth it? Cool name though. Mei III (talk) 21:31, 1 April 2011 (UTC)
 * Argh my nice pretty RC... ТyUser_talk:Tyrannis 21:32, 1 April 2011 (UTC)
 * Well at least now I know how many subpages I have.  21:54, 1 April 2011 (UTC)

Dancing Mei
Mei III (talk) 21:55, 1 April 2011 (UTC)
 * ?  22:03, 1 April 2011 (UTC)
 * Dancing Mei cannot be explained. Mei III (talk) 22:04, 1 April 2011 (UTC)
 * Neither can your taste in music. OH SNAP!   22:06, 1 April 2011 (UTC)
 * Allcaps? Really? Mei III (talk) 22:09, 1 April 2011 (UTC)
 * The phrase "oh snap" is always yelled. Even in libraries (this is why it is never spoken in libraries).   22:11, 1 April 2011 (UTC)
 * I never yell anything, ever. That is a rule. Mei III (talk) 22:17, 1 April 2011 (UTC)
 * That's a silly rule. A much better rule would be to avoid asperagus at all costs.   22:41, 1 April 2011 (UTC)

Good to see you around.
Srsly. Hope you can find a way to work around what pisses you off about the joint and contribute. You do good work here. P-Foster (talk) 01:27, 4 April 2011 (UTC)

As a fellow Misanthrope
Please enjoy Mr. Stabby. Ace of Spades 04:28, 5 April 2011 (UTC)

Edits
Sorry :(, you ran into a case of Ty going on a catting binge. While I support your principle, I can pull truly ridiculous edit counts during those times. See AU for an example. ТyUser_talk:Ty 00:46, 7 April 2011 (UTC)
 * I'll acknowledge that Conservapedia-related activity has taken a dive, and that skewed my results. However, I refuse to discount minor-edit binges, because it implies that any and all CP edits are somehow worth more.  It's whingery of the finest sort—"But... but Conservapedia edits just bring so much more value to the wiki!".  I'm surprised you buy into that, Ty.   01:01, 7 April 2011 (UTC)
 * –SuspectedReplicant retire me 01:05, 7 April 2011 (UTC)
 * Ty buys into nothing of the sort. Ty is just explaining that it was an anomaly for the mainspace edit to be that high, as Thunderkatz joined in. Normally Ty will take breaks to chat with Blue/Goonie, but Blue has been absent recently, so I have been channeling my frustration into edit binges. It is like binge drinking, but less damageing to my liver. ТyUser_talk:Ty 01:28, 7 April 2011 (UTC)

It's a week late
But welcome to your third decade. ТyUser_talk:Ty 16:42, 11 May 2011 (UTC)
 * Thank you.
 * Though, I'm actually 22 :D   02:34, 12 May 2011 (UTC)
 * Then I need to go fix your article, it said you had just turned 20, it was cited and everything :P ТyUser_talk:Ty 02:35, 12 May 2011 (UTC)