User talk:Slam

--Colonel Sanders (talk) 02:49, 9 December 2011 (UTC)
 * Thank you. Are you The Colonel Sanders? If so what is the secret recipe? You can tell me. Slam (talk) 02:51, 9 December 2011 (UTC)
 * Of course, it is. The secret recipe.... 11 herbs and spices!--Colonel Sanders (talk) 02:53, 9 December 2011 (UTC)
 * Are they varying types of salt? Because that is what it tastes like. Slam (talk) 02:54, 9 December 2011 (UTC)
 * Grease. Can't forget grease. And not the Travolta kind either, because that would be ....uggggh.--Colonel Sanders (talk) 02:56, 9 December 2011 (UTC)
 * I always suspected John Travolta was an ingredient in fried chicken. I am pleased to be proven wrong. Slam (talk) 02:58, 9 December 2011 (UTC)
 * No, but I believe Chick Fil-A uses Wiz Khalifa and Justin Bieber in their chicken.--Colonel Sanders (talk) 02:59, 9 December 2011 (UTC)
 * Justin Bieder, urgh. He was one of the reasons I got rid of my television set. No joke. Slam (talk) 03:01, 9 December 2011 (UTC)
 * Don't blame ya. I threw mine in the trash after Herman Cain quoted Pokemon, but that's just me. But Bieber does prove that one does not need talent to become a pop sensation, just a false sort of "charisma".--Colonel Sanders (talk) 03:03, 9 December 2011 (UTC)
 * Yes Cain, funny old sort he was. Slam (talk) 03:06, 9 December 2011 (UTC)
 * No kidding...--Colonel Sanders (talk) 03:08, 9 December 2011 (UTC)
 * I'll have you know I bought a television after he quoted Pokemon. Cause, really—who doesn't love Pokemon?  :D   21:11, 13 December 2011 (UTC)

"The URL contained a malformed video ID." says Youtube. Slam (talk) 03:09, 9 December 2011 (UTC)
 * Try this--Colonel Sanders (talk) 03:11, 9 December 2011 (UTC)
 * Not a bad voice! LOL! Slam (talk) 03:13, 9 December 2011 (UTC)
 * He was a gospel singer for a while there. I think he has an album out or something. This Lennon parody was for some pizza board or something, if I am not mistaken.--Colonel Sanders (talk) 03:15, 9 December 2011 (UTC)
 * One would hope it was for a Pizza Board and not the Republican Debate! Slam (talk) 03:20, 9 December 2011 (UTC)
 * Yes. We wouldn't want something else like this Huntsman disaster.--Colonel Sanders (talk) 03:22, 9 December 2011 (UTC)

ROFL! Slam (talk) 03:25, 9 December 2011 (UTC)
 * Precisely. No wonder Huntsman polls in the 2% range.--Colonel Sanders (talk) 03:27, 9 December 2011 (UTC)