Essay:Escape from the Tea Gods/Success

The Tea Gods are forced to discard their death penalty.

After all this, we did it. Together we fought and together we won!

We overcame the Tea Gods. We did-

Oh shoot.

The Tea Gods are Coffee Gods now.

Drink Coffee or kiss a toad?

Oh fuck, here we go again.

This is just as terrible. Kissing a toady is surely as horrible as dying.

Well done, I guess.

For all our efforts, we got nowhere.

I fucking hate coffee.

Ending Four: Coffee

🔙 Back to the Beginning.