Fun talk:Benefits of Hell

One problem of Hell
'You see Christian God-botherer's God, when we were asked about going to Hell we thought you were referring to the goddess, and when Satan determined we were good, Gods and Goddess-fearing Vikings, who did everything Vikings should do, he sent us to Heaven - which is a hellish place to us, as there is no feasting and no fighting: can you send us to Valhalla forthwith. Alternatively we can fight all the thieves, murderers, and other criminals who ended up in Heaven by saying that they believed in Jesus and repented of their sins (but repented of the statement as soon as they were in heaven). Anna Livia (talk) 16:19, 21 June 2018 (UTC)