Recipe talk:Tomato a là NightFlare

If a tomato is a fruit...
...would a tomato cake be a kind of fruitcake? Or would it be something else entirely? I find myself wondering about these things. -- AKjeldsen Godspeed! 16:44, 25 February 2008 (EST)
 * Yes it would since tomatoes are fruits. NightFlareSpeak, mortal 16:45, 25 February 2008 (EST)
 * Not if there are no nuts. 16:46, 25 February 2008 (EST)
 * But tomatoes are still fruits. NightFlareSpeak, mortal 16:55, 25 February 2008 (EST)
 * Liberal bias. 16:56, 25 February 2008 (EST)

I must admit that I did not expect a Google search for 'tomato cake' to return in excess of 700,000 hits. But it did, and I now find myself developing a curious craving for Green Tomato Cake. -- AKjeldsen Godspeed! 16:57, 25 February 2008 (EST)
 * You say tomato, I say tomato, tomato, tomato, let's call the whole thing off. Sterilexx 17:16, 25 February 2008 (EST)
 * Write a recipe for it, our donair sauce recipe is still a strong driving force in search engine traffic for us. 17:03, 25 February 2008 (EST)
 * And no one has touched that namespace in months. 17:04, 25 February 2008 (EST)
 * My bad...haven't been cooking enough.-- [[Image:Asclepius staff.png|8px]]-PalMD -- 17:08, 25 February 2008 (EST)
 * Addzd ressipy tu ur artikl yum human  19:07, 27 February 2008 (EST)
 * gud NightFlareSpeak, mortal 19:13, 27 February 2008 (EST)

Is there an actually a recipe here?
It seems to call for pounding the shit out of three tomatoes with ...a hammer? PFoster 17:51, 25 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Straddling that elusive grey zone between cooking and avantgarde banal performance art. I approve. -- AKjeldsen Cum dissensie 17:58, 25 May 2008 (EDT)
 * I think I might have added that so there would be a recipe. But it might have been some other kitteh. If I didn't write it, I wish I did.  Very Dada. Or something equally cool that encourages wearing black. Also, it calls for pounding the shit out of the hammer with the tomatos.  ħ ψɱɐ ₦  22:09, 25 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Wow, I did add it - see comment above on 2/27... :)  ħ ψɱɐ ₦  22:09, 25 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Smashed tomatoes is the new black. -- AKjeldsen Cum dissensie 03:29, 26 May 2008 (EDT)

TOMATO IS VEGETABLE
Because, as we all know, the most meaningful definition of "vegetable" is "sort of like a fruit, but mind-numbingly flavourless". Under that definition, the tomato is a vegetable and a half, and if you disagree you can me. 22:16, 25 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Tomato in season and fresh is fruit. Tasty, sweet, dripping with goo, and a total pleasure to mouthify.  A FRUIT!!! Tomato out of season and trucked in, "ripened" on said truck, is neither.  It is plastic substitute for food.  ħ ψɱɐ ₦  00:54, 26 May 2008 (EDT)