Fun:Conservapedia, The Musical/I've got a little list

Based on "As some day it may happen" from Gilbert & Sullivan's ''The Mikado Midi file of music

TEE-KAY or ASS-FLY


 * As some day it may happen that a victim must be found,
 * I've got a little list — I've got a little list
 * Of those RatWikian offenders who might well hide underground,
 * They never would be missed — they never would be missed!
 * There's the vandals and the Icewedge gang who really would defile
 * Our high-quality 'cyclopedia, (which has taken quite a while)
 * Posting goatse and lemon party pictures which really make one sick
 * Then messing with our page views, they never miss a trick
 * And then of course there's each and ev'ry British parodist
 * They'd none of 'em be missed — they'd none of 'em be missed!

CHORUS


 * The Rats are on his list — the Rats are on his list;
 * And they'll none of 'em be missed — they'll none of 'em be missed.

TEE-KAY/ASS_FLY


 * There's the affirmative action candidate and others of his race,
 * He is an Islamist — So I've got him on the list!
 * All those people who vote Democrat then rub it in your face,
 * They never would be missed — they never would be missed!
 * There's the feminists and their demands to be allowed to work
 * The masturbators and their sin of staying home to jerk
 * Atheistic liberals with all their lying and distortions
 * PalMD and those doctors who ignore a link 'tween breast cancer and abortion
 * And anyone who has been genitally kissed
 * I don't think any would be missed — I'm sure they'd none of 'em be missed!

CHORUS


 * He's got them on the list — he's got them on the list;
 * And I don't think they'll be missed — I'm sure they'll not be missed!

TEE-KAY/ASS-FLY


 * There's a Professor Lenski; he really is a Dick
 * A dishonest Evilutionist - I've got him on my list
 * He fed citrate to E.coli, but it really was a trick
 * So I've got him on my list, and his petri dish!
 * All those English soccer players whom I thought heaven-sent
 * When they supported our demands to relase the evidence
 * Those liberal trolls who talk, talk talk to waste our precious time
 * Then bleat of persecution when we confront them with their crime
 * And any other person who's not creationist
 * I've got Europe on my list - And none of 'em would be missed.

CHORUS


 * He's got them on the list — he's got them on the list;
 * If they're not creationist — None of 'em would be missed!

Additional verse

There's Wikipedians and their demands for neutral points of view
 * And Liberal with no values - I've got them on the list.

Starlets with breast cancer and damned Professors too They really make me pissed, they never would be missed. Those fools that ask for evidence and lack thereof bemoan Who believe any study; any number but my own I'm ninety percent sure of their views on church and state And I'm well aware Conservatives are objects of their hate I can't wait to remove them, like from my ass a cyst
 * They never will be missed, they never will be missed!