Fun:Philosophy

Philosophy is to real life as masturbation is to sex.


 * Baby Philosophy: If it stinks, change it!
 * Cat Philosophy: When in doubt, cop an attitude!
 * Dog Philosophy: If you can't eat it or screw it, piss on it.
 * Frog Philosophy: Time's fun when you're having flies!
 * Conservative Philosophy: Do unto others (period!).
 * Murphy's Philosophy: Smile &mdash; tomorrow will be worse!
 * Potato Philosophy: I think, therefore I yam!
 * Hitchhiker's Philosophy: Time is an illusion. Lunch time, doubly so.
 * Objectivist philosophy: A is A, therefore free markets!