Talk:Mel's Hole

How would one acquire 15 miles of twine?

'Actually' the hole is an inter-dimensional/planetary portal and the string was being reeled in by the Clangers' Soup Dragon. 171.33.197.73 (talk) 17:49, 19 September 2013 (UTC)

He should put a smoke bomb in it.

It is said that the Boeing aircraft that D.B. Cooper jumped out of wasn't between Portland and Seattle. It was over Ellensburg, Washington instead. D.B. Cooper jumped out of the plane and was pulled into Mel's Hole by the anti-light. True story.