User:Rairyu75/sandbox/Viktor Orbán Rewrite



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Viktor Orbán (born 1963) is the current prime minister of Hungary.

Viktor as the defender of Europe
Big wall good, muslims bad. (Talk about his anti-immigration stance)

Except, wait, no! Europe sucks!!!
EU is telling me what to do, therefore fascism. (Talk about his anti-EU shenanigans)

Viktor Orbán vs George Soros: The Fight of the Century
Something something, Jews are hiding under my bed. (Talk about his anti-Semitic shite)

Viktor as Mr. Sexy Time
Viktor is obsessed with the sex lives of his citizens. Hungary has an aging and declining population, which is pretty worrying from an economic standpoint. The only solution to this problem, clearly, is perpetually telling people to have more kids.

According to Orbán, the godless liberals have ruined traditional families by not being mean enough to the gays, while simultaneously seeking to replace good upstanding Hungarians with migrants. To counter this the Orbán government goes out of its way to throw money at large families in the form of tax breaks and subsidies, offers free fertility treatments and vigorously denies same sex couples the rights that their heterosexual counterparts enjoy.

Viktor Orbán: International Rock Star of Right Wing Crap
Everybody loves me, because Jesus, probably. (Talk about why all the whack jobs love him)