RationalWiki:To do list/Pointless polls/Archive5

Should Texas secede from the Union? Yes! Hell yes! Don't let the door hit you on the way out Texas is a pox on the US so yes. No Hell no Super Mecha Death Goat should eat Texas Learn how to spell secede moron! Do you forgive my spelling error?

Worst right-wing South American dictator?  Gregorio Conrado Álvarez (Uruguay) Emílio Garrastazu Médici (Brazil) Alberto Fujimori (Peru) Luis García Meza (Bolivia) Augusto Pinochet (Chile) Alfredo Stroessner (Paraguay) Jorge Rafael Videla (Argentina)

What's the most absurd pseudoastronomic theory? Aliens Alternative cosmology Ancient astronauts Anti-gravity Astrology Big bang theory denial DWARF PLANETS ARE REALLY PLANETS NASA IS LYING TO YOU!!! Electric Universe Flat Earth Geocentrism Hollow Earth Hollow Moon Moon landing hoax Planet X Terraforming Time Cube Ufology Something else lmao all of them

Should Europe unite as the New Roman Empire? Yes No I want to do gladiator fights! The language better be Greek or Latin I will be the Roman Emperor or Empress Fuck off RZ94 Make the emperor/empress a goat Oh McDonald ate a goat I will take a 10 piece chicken nugget meal with large fries and a chocolate shake

What's the most asinine remark made against water fluoridation? Water fluoridation is a neurotoxin that shall gruesomely assail your IQ! COMMUNISM Fluoride is only for toothpaste, not water. It doesn't do anything! But isn't tooth brushing by itself enough? Not everyone wants it, thus a community must vote on whether or not fluoridation is justified.

Who did you vote for in this year's moderator elections?

Sirius Ace Bongolian CircularReasoning Rockford the Roe Spud Ariel Hastur RWRW Goaty McGoatface Anarchism would work; NO MORE MODS They all suck

I haven't voted yet

I'm ineligible to vote (new/not enough edits yet)

What is your opinion of ?  They are the best thing for this wiki! I am a bit friendly with them, pretty decent person They are alright, I guess, never had a problem with them I don't like them, but I have a grudging respect for them Their posts usually make my eyes roll, but I get on with my life Ugh, that person is super annoying That user is terrible and should feel terrible I prefer a goat

Are you a graduate of a fundie college/university? Yes (Undergraduate/certificate) Yes (Graduate/doctoral) No (Never went) No (took a few classes)

Do people actually take these polls seriously?

Yes

No

Goat

THESE POLLS ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THE SALOON BAR AND TO-DO LIST!!!

These polls are RIGGED by the army of Russian and CP trolls!

NO ONE REFUSES THE CABAL! (there isn't one)

This is IrrationalWiki!

This is Ratwiki!

Anarchy works! Are Rationalwiki pointless polls fraudulent? These polls are a HOAX! Yes, as Soros commands. I personally threw out Trump votes in Pennsylvania. I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT! The Central Election Commission of Belarus assures you that these polls are free and fair. Rudy Giuliani will get to the bottom of this! выборы были свободными и справедливыми. ха-ха! This dispute clearly shows that User:DuceMoosolini should decide our opinions for us. Anarchism would definitely work!

Do you think SCOTUS will be deciding on a 2020 election-related case?  SCOTUS will decide on a 2020 election case, but it won't be in favor of Trump. SCOTUS will decide on a 2020 election case, but it will be in favor of Trump. SCOTUS will not decide on a 2020 election case, but if they did, it wouldn't be in favor of Trump. SCOTUS will not decide on a 2020 election case, but if they did, it would be in favor of Trump. Rudy Giuliani will manage to embarass himself in front of SCOTUS. will embarass both him and themselves in front of SCOTUS. SCOTUS will not besmirch their reputation by ruling in Trump's favor; even Abortion Lady and Brett Kavanaugh don't owe him shit, as they'll be on the bench till long after the Donald passes.

Would Anarchism Work?  It's the best possible system There's a possibility of it producing a good society, but there are better systems out there In some specific situations, it's workable, but not for the general public It's a pipe dream for young fools that haven't learned any better I personally have reported all anarchist activity to the police Don't tell me what to do!!! This is just trolling Might work for goats I personally have reported all anarchist activity to the Florida Department of Agriculture and Consumer Affairs, because the government bourgeoisie made me do it

Do you like the TV show King of the Hill? Yes No Fuck off What is King of the Hill Guns don't kill people, the government does Propane

Navels  Innie Outie Hair Color  Blond

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Different colors for each eye

Political opinion  Conservapedia Authoritarian right Authoritarian left Libertarian right Libertarian left Libertarian Green Centrist Goat

Are you glad that Biden won the 2020 presidential election?  Yes No Don't Care But but Trump is the clear winner!!! Biden was sent by God to save America Shut up Trump supporters Bye bye Donnie, don't come back

Trump, you're fired! ByeDon 2020!!!1!

What languages do you speak? English Slovak Spanish Czech French German Italian Greek Esperanto Hebrew Russian Korean Portuguese Celtic Arabic Ukrainian Japanese High Valyrian (Yes this is an actual Conlang) Macedonian Chinese Afrikaans Yiddish

Should we make RationalWiki into a sovereign nation?  Yes No Are you insane No way in Hell Piss off Hail to the Republic of RationalWiki!!! No, but only because all nations should be abolished We are the Democratic Socialist Republic of RationalWiki

Does anyone give a crap about these polls?  Yes No I don't answer polls What is a poll? None of the above

Are you a George Soros fan?  Yes Yes

Jaffa cakes - are they...  Cake? Biscuit? An abomination to the Lord?

Who will you be voting for in November?  Don Trump (Rep Party) Joe Biden (Dem Party) Howie Hawkins (Green Party) Jo Jorgensen (Lib Party) Kanye West (Birthday Party) Giant Meteor (Doom Party) Not legally allowed to vote; non-US citizen, convicted felon, child, etc There's an election this year?!

How excited are you for Firefly reboot?  Shiny! Holy crap how have I not heard of this before?! Probably won't be as good as the original, but still better than most things on TV I'll give it a chance, but I'm not getting my hopes up just yet Without the original cast as anything other than cameos, it simply won't be that good Fox will cancel it before it airs anyway It's all just talk, I'm not giving it any thought until it's actually confirmed I actually don't care for Firefly

Would you be willing to take the initial COVID vaccine?  Oh please, a "rushed" vaccine only has concerns about effectiveness, not safety Sure, even rushed, the vaccine is probably safer than risking COVID I'm a bit concerned, but someone at high risk from COVID should still probably take it I'll take my chances with COVID It would give me Autism! I *cough* already had COVID *cough*