Fun:CB radio

Edit conflict! ^_^


 * * bzzt*break two-one, that you Jellyfish? This is teh Squirrel.  Edit conflict yerself.


 * anyway, tomorrow. Funny CP spoof.  Not right just this minute.  Down and on the side, we gone.


 * Affirmative. Will edit conflict you tomorrow.
 * By the way, Human said he put anthrax on your walkie talkie. It's probably fine, though.
 * Well you tell that Human I hear he's yer good buddy and he's prolly one o'them three-legged beavers. That's a negatory on the walkie talkie, runnin' a footwarmer here, you sound like yer runnin' barefoot?
 * Beavers? Footwarmers?? Barefoot???
 * * consults sparse memories of CB language*
 * Er... how many yer burning?
 * So many that Uncle Foxtrot Charlie Charlie don't wanna know. Got a case of white line fever right about now so we gonna pull over and cut some z's at the next rest-em-up place, catch ya on teh flip-flop, we gone.  Squirrel 10-7.
 * Two things:
 * 1. I don't actually remember what that question means.
 * 2. WP tells me that UFCC is the United Farmers Co-operative Company.
 * Interesting... (And I didn't understand anything after "white line fever". You meanie)
 * Four wheelers.... who think they are truckers.
 * This that three-legged beaver we was talkin' about? Driver, you wouldn't know a four wheeler if that bucket of bolts yer drivin' broke down at teh choke'n'puke
 * Duck boys, bear on the horizon! Take it down good buddy.
 * I may be yer buddy but I ain't yer "good" buddy driver. Anyways better get out of teh hammer lane cuz that bear is lookin' at you.
 * Good buddy only applies over CB, in person, it means your teh ghey. So get over it.
 * It means the same thing on CB..also, doing the ~ thing is not appropriate for teh CB, but going 10-7 before Uncle Foxtrot Charlie Charlie triangulates where this not-entirely-barefoot signal is coming from is. We gone, 10-7 fer real this time.
 * Breaker breaker 1-9, what's your 20? The bear is over the hill, repeat, over the hill, let's get this convoy rolling!

Break, break. Anyone out there in CB land got yer ears on?
 * Nobody out there huh? Catch you on the flip-flop. 10-7, we gone.