User:Crustacean27

Behind the Username
Crustacean27 is a play on the users last name, which resembles Crabs. It is an inside joke and doesn't mind the jokes. He decided to have a new username because all of his old ones were boring.

Bio
Growing up in a small southern town, there was always something special about him. He didn't have an irrational hatred towards minorities and never once said "boy" in a derogatory manner. Turns out he was Independent with Liberal leanings. After his bloody mongoose (Named Carl by the way, because I doubt you asked for his name) was vitiated by the Messiah of Doom, he fell into a deep depression that lasted for about half a bottle of scotch. He now protects the world under the guise of Crustacean27 but really doesn't do much. He goes well with a side of melted butter.

Beliefs
Stuff happened once and now we're here.

Interesting facts
... Still working on this one.

Aliases
Mr. Krabs, Krusty Krabs, Crabby, sometimes referred to as The Seafood Special, the artist formerly known as Prince, The Torch, Deep Throat, Shallow Throat, Tommy Boy, Tater Salad, the Cable Guy, Shirley, and some people call him Maurice.