User talk:Reporter

Comrade, your edit will certainly be impressed with the number of high-profile contributors you have attracted. Even if you do get fired, you can look forward to a life of benefit checks from my administration as we bring the US to its knees! Praise Allah! - Prez Barry. Barack Hussein Obama (talk) 14:57, 7 June 2010 (UTC)


 * Mister President, it is most undignified for you to be using the internet like this. My editor will love this scoop. Wait till I tell him that I got an exclusive comment from the President of the United States! Thank you Mr. President! Reporter (talk) 14:59, 7 June 2010 (UTC)