User talk:Kektklik/ArchieBlondie

Are you really carving love notes into the WIGO CP page? Say it ain't so...  ħ uman  21:07, 9 September 2008 (EDT)
 * If you want, you can put a Phy on my talk page, and, if you do it nicely, my user page. Will that help?  ħ uman  22:22, 9 September 2008 (EDT)
 * Fi phi Phy faux...fum. I wish I had a Greek letter for my girlfriend. Actually, I wish I had a girlfriend...maybe if I dated Catherine Zeta Jones? (But srsly: That's very sweet :). -- 02:57, 12 September 2008 (EDT)
 * Err... yea. girlfriend... suuuure. 09:24, 12 September 2008 (EDT)
 * Quel dommage... :( PS: Sorry for the misinterpretation...I didn't mean to rub any salt in the wound. -- 18:22, 12 September 2008 (EDT)
 * 'tis fine, I suppose. Give me a few more days and I'll find other things to be upset about. We're "friends who push each other to their academic limits"... she makes sure I study, and I encourage her not to give up on her choice colleges. 11:31, 13 September 2008 (EDT)
 * I have one of those, too, for similar reasons.-- 19:48, 13 September 2008 (EDT)

Naem
I has a new one. Please to not panick (unless you must). 16:44, 22 September 2008 (EDT)
 * o.O 16:46, 22 September 2008 (EDT)
 * You're panicking! Stop panicking!! 16:47, 22 September 2008 (EDT)
 * O.o 16:49, 22 September 2008 (EDT)
 * What's next? o.o? o./? o.-? O.? When will the madness end? 14:18, 26 September 2008 (EDT)
 * O.0 16:50, 26 September 2008 (EDT)
 * O.O 16:50, 26 September 2008 (EDT)
 * 0.O 16:50, 26 September 2008 (EDT)
 * 0.0 16:50, 26 September 2008 (EDT)
 * .o 16:51, 26 September 2008 (EDT)
 * o _o  16:56, 26 September 2008 (EDT)
 * What? I have a monocle.   16:56, 26 September 2008 (EDT)
 * -_- (this is supposed to be "exasperated") 16:57, 26 September 2008 (EDT)
 * You clearly have no sense of humor. "I have a monocle"?  You're supposed to laugh at that!   19:44, 26 September 2008 (EDT)
 * I don't have a sense of humor fit for low-brow. 19:53, 26 September 2008 (EDT)
 * You're really mean, you know that, Keckteeklick?  21:00, 26 September 2008 (EDT)
 * That's what Kels said. 12:52, 27 September 2008 (EDT)
 * He's quick to panick, too. Like a startled deer [[image:nods.gif]] 12:55, 27 September 2008 (EDT)
 * Panic ≠ surprise 12:57, 27 September 2008 (EDT)
 * Pink ≠ understand you. 12:57, 27 September 2008 (EDT)
 * Wait, no, I get it. I think. 12:58, 27 September 2008 (EDT)
 * Good. I expect my sociology essay to be finished by October 3 at noon (EST) 13:31, 27 September 2008 (EDT)
 * Really? What's it about? 13:36, 27 September 2008 (EDT)
 * The sociological effect of mouse memes upon a wiki.  16:25, 27 September 2008 (EDT)
 * Culture. Or something like that. 18:21, 27 September 2008 (EDT)

So tell us, Kettleticket...
Some of us were wondering. What is the age of Andy's youngest students in his history class? DickTurpis 19:37, 25 September 2008 (EDT)
 * I have no idea! Whatever a freshman in highschool is. Isn't that like 13, 14, or 15? 20:56, 25 September 2008 (EDT)
 * 14, Keckteeclick.  16:52, 26 September 2008 (EDT)

While you're here
Please tell me why you "bat your eyelashes" at me. In no fewer than 1700 words. 18:25, 27 September 2008 (EDT)
 * Using the assigned material from both books, write an essay ( 1 to 2 pages in length ) describing the concept of culture. Specifically, what is it; why is important to sociologists; what are some of its major component parts? 18:30, 27 September 2008 (EDT)
 * That's far too vague. So vague, in fact, you could write yards of text on it. How many yards have you done, Harley Quinn? (You started it...) &mdash; Unsigned, by: Pink / talk / contribs
 * 6 metres worth 21:27, 28 September 2008 (EDT)

Five??
Five is ridiculous. 09:53, 30 September 2008 (EDT)
 * No, 6 or 7 is ridiculous. But... I know a family that has 11 or 12 kids (14 people in the household). 09:58, 30 September 2008 (EDT)
 * Anything over three is chaos, Kettles. Seriously. 10:12, 30 September 2008 (EDT)
 * I thought children were "a blessing" 10:12, 30 September 2008 (EDT)
 * Some of them are. Provided they're carefully monitored. 10:17, 30 September 2008 (EDT)
 * They will be.. I'm planning to homeschool. 10:21, 30 September 2008 (EDT)
 * Promise me you'll at least consider stopping when you get to three. 10:28, 30 September 2008 (EDT)
 * Only if a triplet of boys happens.. that would be a pain in my butt. 14:34, 2 October 2008 (EDT)


 * Oooo! I want 6+ now! I'm hoping to find a wife who will settle for eight! 14:34, 2 October 2008 (EDT)

List of where Andy's students have landed...
HERE it is...PFoster 09:55, 30 September 2008 (EDT)
 * Thanks. Yea, I noticed that none of his ex-students were in colleges above Cornell (ranked #14). That should change next year though... 10:00, 30 September 2008 (EDT)
 * Yeah--there's a few good schools there, but a lot of second- and third-rate ones, too. It would be better to guage if you could find out a bit about what departments they ended up in. Just don't go to Liberty, okay? promise? &mdash; Unsigned, by: PFoster / talk / contribs
 * I want to go to UPenn. Second: Cornell. Third: RPI. 10:09, 30 September 2008 (EDT)
 * If RPI is your fall-back school, you're doing okay, grasshopper. Good luck.PFoster 10:16, 30 September 2008 (EDT)
 * RPI was my first choice. Probably because I didn't want to die from overworking myself. But now, someone said something, and I really really want to go to UPenn. 10:22, 30 September 2008 (EDT)

I notice Bob Jones University is curiously absent from Andy's list. DickTurpis 12:38, 30 September 2008 (EDT)
 * Who's Bob Jones? I know only Tom Jones 13:18, 30 September 2008 (EDT)

Kek, don't worry about overworking yourself. Ivies are actually ridiculously easy and overinflated. Near-Ivies (like my skool!) can be a lot of work if you do it right, but they don't have to be. So UPenn and Cornell would both be fine in prospects for the future & workload.- 13:28, 30 September 2008 (EDT)
 * Ditto that. And the public ivies (go Blue!!!) give your CV and brain maximum bang for the buck.PFoster 13:30, 30 September 2008 (EDT)
 * Dude, go to Rice Michigan. Why, you ask? It's awesome. It's cheap . It's awesome. And it's in Texas Ann Arbor, a great little liberal town with four seasons!- 13:34, 30 September 2008 (EDT)

Conservative censorship
So what was on the userpages that Karajou deleted? Feel free to recreate them here. DickTurpis 14:10, 30 September 2008 (EDT)

Corrupted your being
Yes. Yes we have. 16:48, 30 September 2008 (EDT)

What are you doing with my lovely Reimowse? 22:45, 30 September 2008 (EDT)
 * The same thing that I'm doing to the lovely protected pages over on CP. 22:55, 30 September 2008 (EDT)
 * Not quite... You've obviously dipped it in some kind of nasty black ink, with no care for it's breathing and the nasty chemicals within. Stop mistreating my mowses! And stop batting your eyelashes at me, "Sig explosion". 23:02, 30 September 2008 (EDT)
 * Okay.. I'll do something else. Can I have your reaction to my new "sig explosion"? 14:48, 2 October 2008 (EDT)
 * "Don't even think about it" :P 22:17, 2 October 2008 (EDT)

^
Meep. 21:46, 2 October 2008 (EDT)
 * Exactly what Yarru said. 21:54, 2 October 2008 (EDT)
 * Who's Yarru? 22:15, 2 October 2008 (EDT)
 * I think it's a kind of tuber.  22:58, 2 October 2008 (EDT)
 * A 'tater, maybe?  ħ uman  23:06, 2 October 2008 (EDT)
 * A friend from GaiaOnline. S/he has a lot of weird answers for stuff I say. 09:35, 3 October 2008 (EDT)
 * I followed that link. ...You have bizarre friends, man.  That page wasn't even readable.   05:14, 4 October 2008 (EDT)

Know-Nothing Party
No relation to the Democrats (hardie har har). It's a defunct anti-immigrant party that, in fact, shares a sight more with the modern Republicans. And, of course, there's no such thing as the "Democrat" Party. It's a derogatory re-naming of the DemocratIC Party started by Bush because he's a jerk.- 19:10, 3 October 2008 (EDT)
 * I originally thought it was the democratic party, but I changed it for some odd reason before I submit it. Changed my question, thanks. 20:10, 3 October 2008 (EDT)
 * Rock, understood :). The answer to your new question, "Why Biden?" is easy. Because Andy's a jerk :).-
 * I want him to answer. If he doesn't ask on CP, I'll pay him a little visit to his humble abode. 20:13, 3 October 2008 (EDT)
 * I think he's trying to paint Biden as anti-immigrant & racist. Just like he tried to paint Obama as Muslim...- 20:18, 3 October 2008 (EDT)
 * I couldnt help but moniter this converstaion. I think, by using Biden as an example, that he has crossed the line - as far as teaching goes, between teaching and indoctrinating. He might as well say "Imagine your a cotton picker in 1858 called Obama and your master asks you to pick 10 bales" Ace McWickedcast ye the first stone 20:21, 3 October 2008 (EDT)
 * insert really racist comment here 21:29, 3 October 2008 (EDT)

Pease expain yoursef
23:40, 3 October 2008 (EDT)
 * Go steal some from wikipedia, they have more than they need. That's where I get my commas.  ħ uman  01:04, 4 October 2008 (EDT)
 * Did I miss something? And Human, stop stealing commas from Wikipedia—haven't you heard that we need semicolons now?  : )   01:37, 4 October 2008 (EDT)
 * I can get them, too :) :) :) I bring hoards of punctuatuatuations that other wikis don't need to RationalWiki. Call me the less-than-secret-squirrel!  ħ uman  03:15, 4 October 2008 (EDT)
 * Is your plan to steal all of Wikipedia's punctuation and hold them hostage with it?  05:12, 4 October 2008 (EDT)


 * Explain what? 11:53, 4 October 2008 (EDT)
 * Not explain. "Expain". -- 11:58, 4 October 2008 (EDT)
 * Indeed. There is no L in Christmas, but there is N OK, I'll stop now.
 * I was referring to that comment you false-signed as me. Which you'd have known if you hadn't gone to sleep immediately afterwards [[image:nods.gif]] 12:08, 4 October 2008 (EDT)
 * Well, I didn't go to sleep. I was just hibernating the lappy for the night. Maverick Maverick Maverick... Hunter. MEH. Umm, where was I going with this? Ahh, your name is Pink, not Chaos! 12:14, 4 October 2008 (EDT)
 * And don't you forget it, young man. *folds arms* *crosses legs* *reads newspaper* 12:19, 4 October 2008 (EDT)
 * Sooo, you are a dyke! I knew it! 12:28, 4 October 2008 (EDT)
 * Technically speaking, we don't even know if Pink is a woman. -- 12:32, 4 October 2008 (EDT)
 * I'm wondering how we got here from "don't you forget it, young man" [[image:th_unsure.gif]] 12:44, 4 October 2008 (EDT)
 * Things move quickly on Teh Intarnets. -- 12:50, 4 October 2008 (EDT)

Powerz?
What sort of powers have you at Conservapedia, my little friend? Can you access deleted pages? DickTurpis 18:05, 4 October 2008 (EDT)
 * I have regular powers. I was just saying that if I were promoted on Nov 21 or whenever CP Day is, that I would help clean up all the pages that the current sysops seem to be ignoring. 22:25, 4 October 2008 (EDT)

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I can has stay? Promis to be gud. 23:01, 4 October 2008 (EDT)
 * Umm, I technically can't block you because CP sysops aren't supposed to block for activity on other sites. Then again, I'm not a sysop. The only thing I might do is give Andy a heads-up. 23:12, 4 October 2008 (EDT)
 * I wasn't asking you to vouch for me or unblock me or anything like that. I just wanted your assessment of the situation.
 * In fact, please don't stick your neck out for me. It's not that important. 23:15, 4 October 2008 (EDT)
 * Just don't cause too much trouble and you'll be fine. Balance each talk with 1 or 2 minor edits--I can set you up with that by pointing out some speeling errors. 23:17, 4 October 2008 (EDT)
 * Gotcha. Also, I thought I was supposed to be a dyke? If I'm male now, can I be a Duke instead? That would be more fun ^_^ 23:21, 4 October 2008 (EDT)
 * He is the conservative way of saying, "I don't know what gender you are!". You are still a dyke.. dykes look like guys anyway. 23:23, 4 October 2008 (EDT)
 * They certainly do not. If they did, how might they be attracted to one another? Talk sense, Kettles! 23:28, 4 October 2008 (EDT)
 * Some purposely do. It's quite scary. And the reason for the attraction is the fact that they are afraid of penii.. or so my lesbian friends say so. &mdash; Unsigned, by: Kektklik / talk / contribs
 * Being bisexual, I couldn't possibly comment on that bizarre idea. And I'm named Pink for the colour, thank you so very much. :P 23:38, 4 October 2008 (EDT)
 * And the reason for the attraction is the fact that they are afraid of penii Afraid of penii??!?!? That's the stupidest thing I've heard all day. PFoster 23:39, 4 October 2008 (EDT)
 * You weren't here for "pink = vagina", then?
 * But to be fair, I think he's just teasing me. 00:19, 5 October 2008 (EDT)
 * Isn't the plural of penis "penises"?  03:07, 16 October 2008 (EDT)

Johann Pachelbel
Why, oh why, oh why, would you mention that horrible man? [Sorry, just saw your promise on your CP talk page history. Also, vid has very minor swearing (Hell, et al)] 02:45, 5 October 2008 (EDT)
 * P.S. I say this as a former cellist. 02:46, 5 October 2008 (EDT)
 * Umm, can't watch. YouTube is blocked by filter--for obvious reasons. 16:01, 12 October 2008 (EDT)
 * It's really funny, and not actually dirty. Are there any video sites you can access?  --Arcan   ¡ollǝɥ  16:31, 12 October 2008 (EDT)
 * Give me, say, 3 days, and I'll be able to view it. The filter expires around that point--it was a 15 day trial. 17:40, 12 October 2008 (EDT)

Hey Kettleticket
I was wondering, are all the students who post their homework on CP also taking the class in person, or are any online only? Also, any idea why there were 50+ students announced, but only homework answers for 24? DickTurpis 16:19, 12 October 2008 (EDT)
 * I'm just using common knowledge from past experiences to answer this question:
 * Not all homeschool parents allow their children to access the Internet.I most certainly won't allow my children to access the Internet until they're 15.
 * There are 1.5x's the students as last time, which means there's at least 10 students who won't do half the homework Andy assigns.
 * Remember: I am not allowed to step foot within 100 feet of Andy's class. Unless I'm just walking by. I still might try to visit on the final day of class though. 17:39, 12 October 2008 (EDT)

Dead
Here's a section where you can talk about my death on CP... if you want.
 * Are you "dead" on CP?  ħ uman  03:53, 15 October 2008 (EDT)
 * Uhh.. yea. I finished my "project" 06:41, 15 October 2008 (EDT)

Going somewhere?
? PFoster 21:54, 14 October 2008 (EDT)
 * As soon as I finish my project here, yes.. I will leave here as well.
 * What are you going on about, naThang? What are these projects of which you speak? You do realize we will not allow you to leave. We can lock you in here, you know. No, my friend, you are not going anywhere. DickTurpis 09:43, 15 October 2008 (EDT)
 * And how would you do that to my hubby? 130.156.3.254 14:05, 15 October 2008 (EDT)
 * Wif magnets! 14:09, 15 October 2008 (EDT)
 * I don't have braces or anything metal on me. 20:09, 15 October 2008 (EDT)
 * Wif sellotape! 20:18, 15 October 2008 (EDT)
 * If I don't know what it is.. then it's effects are negated! 20:23, 15 October 2008 (EDT)
 * It's... tape. It's sticky. It sticks things.
 * * stares at you*
 * It's sellotape, you martian. 20:26, 15 October 2008 (EDT)
 * Isn't it "cellotape"? Kettle o'Nathans, it's British for what Murkins tend to call "scotch tape". I imagine in this case the industrial strength 3" wide carton sealing tape will be used, of course.  ħ uman  20:43, 15 October 2008 (EDT)
 * No h, It's Sellotape. And I believe it's (the name that is) the equivalent in Australia for (UK) Durex (US) Trojans. 20:45, 15 October 2008 (EDT)
 * Cellotape is for musical instruments ^_^ 20:47, 15 October 2008 (EDT)
 * I'd swear I remember "cellotape" from my childhood - maybe it was an off-brand? Oh, and we don't call condoms "Trojans" in the US.  Kleenex is a better example, and xerox was for a while...  ħ uman  20:53, 15 October 2008 (EDT)
 * Isn't industrial strength scotch tape just the same as packaging tape? 20:55, 15 October 2008 (EDT)
 * We'll use gaff tape, I swear we will..... 01:24, 20 October 2008 (EDT)
 * You mean gaffer tape, of course. Why can no-one spell sticky-tape right? Kirkburn 01:46, 20 October 2008 (EDT)
 * Duck!  ħ uman  01:51, 20 October 2008 (EDT)
 * Real techies spell it gaff...... 02:46, 20 October 2008 (EDT)
 * Really real techies spell it, 'it'. Kirkburn 03:52, 20 October 2008 (EDT)
 * Gaffer tape is black and non-reflective because it was used by electricians (gaffers) in the film industry. I think it is what they call hockey-mom tape in Canada. Duck tape was originally green and used to seal ammo boxes. The "duck" referring to it's waterproof property. It was only later that the shiny silver version got to be used in ventilation systems and people reversed the etymology to make it duct-tape. The original clear tape was called Scotch tape because the adhesive was not applied across 100% of the tape and a prospective customer queried this by asking one of the salesman "Is your boss Scottish?"  Генгис    08:02, 20 October 2008 (EDT)
 * I buy all but your last lie.  ħ uman  02:32, 4 November 2008 (EST)

eBat

 * Why are we talking about gaffs? 23:02, 20 October 2008 (EDT)
 * Dude. Seriously. PFoster 23:03, 20 October 2008 (EDT)
 * Hehe.. I just remembered that from a friend on Gaia. He/She mentioned that to me, and I just searched it on google, copied the url and "tiny"'d it. x 23:07, 20 October 2008 (EDT)
 * Given what you just linked to--I don't really want t know what else you're in the habit of "tinying," if you follow....PFoster 23:12, 20 October 2008 (EDT)
 * Ugh.. tinyurl for the thin heads out there. and yes, I get your lame joke 23:16, 20 October 2008 (EDT)
 * I've heard of those before (knew a couple of DQ's a while back), but I was never able to figure out where the term "gaff" came from in that case. You have any idea? --Kels 00:06, 4 November 2008 (EST)
 * Film industry, but, what the hell is a "gaffer"? For that matter, why don't we have "best boy" tape?  Or even Best Buy tape?  ħ uman  02:32, 4 November 2008 (EST)
 * What's a gaffer? You haven't read Lord of the Rings, have you. :p [[Image:AndyToad.gif|30px]]Norseman  Cyser Melomel  18:57, 4 November 2008 (EST) it means "old man" for the most part

Poor thing
You want me to make your text blink for you? 23:19, 15 October 2008 (EDT)
 * 23:24, 15 October 2008 (EDT)
 * How useless... Why not offer Nathakliktican something he might want or need?  ħ uman  01:52, 20 October 2008 (EDT)
 * Like a 48-year-old lump of humanity called "Huw Powell"?  21:17, 20 October 2008 (EDT)
 * He could put it on his mantle, "water" it with whiskey once a week or so. --Kels 00:03, 4 November 2008 (EST)
 * I am not a lump!!! I am a free man!!!!! Please to "water" moar often though :) <font color="#DD00DD" face="comic sans ms"> ħ uman  02:35, 4 November 2008 (EST)

"...you don't want to know what I did..."
Au contraire! But I do want to know. You will indulge my curiosity, will you not? DickTurpis 23:36, 3 November 2008 (EST)
 * And I see you got the demotion you sought. Congratulations??? Blocking Karajou seemed to do it. DickTurpis 23:40, 3 November 2008 (EST)
 * Now I can use the account I've always wanted to use... If I so desire.
 * Post a big magenta THANK YOU! on Aschlafly's page.
 * And I only told two people the specifics... I'm sure as heck not telling you anything!.?~

You still haven't said what it was you did. And now Bethany has banhammered you for eternity. Did you request that? DickTurpis 17:14, 4 November 2008 (EST)
 * I already banned myself for eternity before I left. How can they do that again?
 * Okay? She unblocked me just to block me again for the same time period? 23:08, 4 November 2008 (EST)
 * I'm pretty sure it's her way of saying goodbye... since your user pages were bleached. I dare you to be like "I want to come back" and get all your rights back from Andy, just to quit again. That would be epic. [[Image:AndyToad.gif|30px]]<font face="Comic Sans"><font color = "Green">Norseman  Cyser Melomel  23:17, 4 November 2008 (EST)
 * Naw. It won't work. Believe me. I emailed him about it, but he hasn't responded (he has responded to all my emails before last week). 18:12, 5 November 2008 (EST)
 * Okay, so BethanyS's unblock did a really good thing for me.. and that was unblocking my IP address. I will make my return and work my way back up when I feel like it. 16:45, 7 November 2008 (EST)
 * That doesn't make sense to me, coming back under a different name. If you're planning on returning under a different guise, they'll still know it's you by your ip address. If you're still planning on Andy being your father-in-law you'll have a certain favoritism no matter what. DickTurpis 16:50, 7 November 2008 (EST)
 * I talked to him (in person) last night and apologized. He said something along the lines of, "there's nothing to be sorry for...". I think I'll be safe as long as I make my normal edits (user and minor mainspace) and never partake in silly Talk edits. 16:58, 7 November 2008 (EST)
 * I must say, that you are one of the more interesting drama bridges between CP and RW. Far more interesting than "Gentlemen-at-another-website-look-where-I-pimped-my-article-now-ZOMG" that red telephone idiot. <font color="#DD00DD" face="comic sans ms"> ħ uman  02:08, 11 November 2008 (EST)

zOMG! Poor Kettle!
Is Phy out of your romantic life? If so, please have some goat on the house as consolation.- 19:46, 10 November 2008 (EST)
 * zOMG!
 * Aw... see my comment in the above section... it's because you are an actual "real human being" that we care. All the best, whatever the story is. <font color="#DD00DD" face="comic sans ms"> ħ uman  02:10, 11 November 2008 (EST)
 * Umm, when we broke up, we promised not to date until after transfer. Then stuff happened.. and I told her about it; she got ticked off. A few days after I told her and walked to their house to apologize.. I got all confuzzled. Now I have a new girlfriend. 19:19, 12 November 2008 (EST)
 * You learn from t'telly: "We were on a break" quoth Ross! "On a break!" screamed Rachel! (Sorry) 19:30, 12 November 2008 (EST)
 * Oh. No. Phy didn't even want to call it a break. She just thought we would get back together after a while--even though it seemed clear that she never believed such a thing. 19:38, 12 November 2008 (EST)
 * Transfer? (I'm not USian) Terra 19:42, 12 November 2008 (EST)
 * wondered that myself. 19:43, 12 November 2008 (EST)
 * Oh, I'm in a local county college (2 years of study) right now.. and to continue study for a BS or a BA, you must "transfer" to a 4-year college/university. Yea.. 4-year colleges take the credits from the 2-year college. Hope that helped for definition. 20:28, 12 November 2008 (EST)
 * Transfer to Rice! It's the best place ever. One of my best friends was a transfer in your situation.- 20:34, 12 November 2008 (EST)
 * Naw.. I'm probably going to transfer to RPI as long as my GPA is 3.0 by the end of this semester.. xD 22:04, 12 November 2008 (EST)
 * Great engineering/science school. Upstate is beautiful, as well.  Corryundefined 22:10, 12 November 2008 (EST)
 * If you end up at RPI let me know and I'll buy you a beer at my favorite watering hole in Troy. DickTurpis 13:19, 13 November 2008 (EST)
 * I like to drink alcohol... >.> 14:01, 14 November 2008 (EST)
 * What do you do with it then? PFoster 14:35, 14 November 2008 (EST)
 * Use it to rinse my mouth.. or use it for cooking(?) 16:23, 14 November 2008 (EST)
 * Well, it's about time you started, then. A single beer never hurt anyone. DickTurpis 16:30, 14 November 2008 (EST)
 * Yeah, but a married one can mess you up bad... <font color="#DD00DD" face="comic sans ms"> ħ uman  16:34, 14 November 2008 (EST)
 * Dude, don't get me started on those married beers. DickTurpis 20:04, 14 November 2008 (EST)
 * I'm pretty skinny, so one beer screw me up easily. 20:31, 14 November 2008 (EST)
 * Had a roomie once, with a trick metabolism. Got totally out of it on one beer, but it would only last an hour, then back to stone sober.  Very skinny, to boot. --Kels 21:38, 15 November 2008 (EST)

No drinking, no nookie 'til marriage. You're making the rest of us look like a bunch of degenerates...PFoster 17:14, 14 November 2008 (EST)
 * Well - alternately, you can now drop the whole YEC charade, right :) ?- 17:30, 14 November 2008 (EST)
 * No drinking until marriage? That makes some sense... --Shagie 17:33, 14 November 2008 (EST)
 * I have drank some alcohol. My brother made me drink some beer on my 17th b-day, I tried a sip of champagne at my uncle's wedding, and I drank some white wine (less than an ounce) that was left over from cooking. I don't like it. 20:31, 14 November 2008 (EST)
 * Well that's your problem, champagne and white wine suck (especially cooking wine). And whatever beer your brother gave you was probably crap too. What was it? Some shitty American lager? A pint of fine ale. That's the ticket. Someday maybe you'll appreciate a quality single malt scotch, but that's not for beginners. DickTurpis 20:38, 14 November 2008 (EST)
 * Bah, you're bound to not like it if you only try it in little bits & pieces. You have to endure it a little bit, & then you'll enjoy it. <font color="maroon" face="Hurry Up"> w easeLOId [[Image: Weaselly.jpg|15px]]~ 20:39, 14 November 2008 (EST)
 * Also tried some red (I think) with Phyl. There was, I'd say, 1/8 left in the bottle. She drank most of it.. I didn't like it, but she loved it. 21:02, 14 November 2008 (EST)
 * 1/8 of a bottle? That's barely half a glass; not nearly enough. But red wine is an excellent thing to share with a ladyfriend. My opinion of Phyl increases with this new information. Hard to believe she's related to someone as vile as Andy. DickTurpis 21:15, 14 November 2008 (EST)
 * Kek, I join you in the "not drink so much" stuff - I can't so no to a few types of girlie drinks, which my girlfriend will NOT let me forget, but not a fan of most of the other stuff...- 21:35, 14 November 2008 (EST)
 * That's a shame, Ames, I was thinking next time I'm in the city I should take you out for a beer. Well, I guess I can still buy you a Pink Lady or a cosmo. Though I gotta admit, every now and then I like a more "girlie" drink as well. If I'm not drinking ale, scotch, or red wine, I sometimes like some more, well, odd concoctions. One of my favorites is something I made up called "More of the Same" (inspired by Biden, and named for my response when a friend asked what I was drinking). Its contents vary based on what's available, but ideally it has vodka, Bailey's, Kahula, Frangelico, peppermint schnapps, creme de cacao, occasionally a dab of amaretto, and milk. It's not change, but it's tasty. DickTurpis 15:10, 15 November 2008 (EST)
 * Up here in Ottawa, we've got the Zaphod Beeblebrox club (complete with life-sized painting of the man in the washroom), and yes, they have their own version of the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. Which I happen to have the recipe for.  Jack Daniel's, Blue Curacao and Peach Schnapps, with orange juice and Maraschino cherry.  Excellent taste, and somehow anesthetizes your face when you drink a few. --Kels 22:26, 15 November 2008 (EST)
 * Lols! I have been known to have a WHOLE Corona or Pale Moon on occasion....- 22:29, 15 November 2008 (EST)
 * Corona? Now there's a girly beer! (I like Corona in the summer, something more sinister the rest of the year) --Kels 22:39, 15 November 2008 (EST)
 * Wow. A whole Corona? Dude, you are a lightweight. That's it, I'm buying you a Lagavulin, neat. And you'll drink it, too. You too, Kettleticket. DickTurpis 00:47, 16 November 2008 (EST)

Booze suggestions
Caius, try a gin and bitters. Or at least, put the glass out in front of you and let her taste it. Gin and bitters - bitters lightly coating the inside of the cocktail glass, and then gin. Its, well, strong. Gin and bitters was a creation of the British Navy where you had your gin (fight malaria) and bitters (fight upset stomach). Neither was very pleasant to drink, so they put both in one glass and then drank it in one go. It is also known as 'pink gin' in some places and the color combined with the navy reference makes it popular with people advertising a certain sexuality. That said, it ain't a girly drink. Friend of mine liked strong drinks and had one and slowly drinking it. A woman flirting with him sat down at the bar and asked the bartender for one of what he had. The bartender and my friend smirked and she got one, thinking it was a cosmo or something of that sort. Her face contorted when she drank it didn't expect that flavor.

More seriously, orange juice, gin and apricot brandy make a nice combination. Another good combo is orange juice, peach schnapps and a splash of Makers mark. The second drink is a peach cobbler - the peach and orange blend together well and the whiskey gives a 'crust' flavor to it.

For the person wanting something wine like in the winter, try some mulled wine and cider. Mix together equal parts (or there abouts) cheap red wine and good apple cider. Toss in some mulling spices and heat (some cloves, a stick of cinnamon, some allspice). I prefer cider over water and brown sugar that is often used in mulled wine. Alternatively, cider and brandy is a nice combination.

On the brandy theme, grand mariner mixed with brandy is a nice warm flavor drink that isn't quite as strongly flavored as brandy alone.

--Shagie 00:03, 15 November 2008 (EST)


 * interesting to see what goes down while I'm away again. very interesting 21:31, 15 November 2008 (EST)
 * I see what you did there. Anyways, for some weirdo cheap drink, try green apple schnapps/vodka and Diet Pepsi (I haven't named it, but it has apparently become my signature drink, unbeknownst to me). You will either love it or hate it, and which category you fall into is completely unrelated to whether you like them separately.  Side note: I hated beer until I got a taste of the good stuff. --<font color="#99CCFF">Arcan   ¡ollǝɥ  21:43, 15 November 2008 (EST)
 * Only American beer I'll touch is Anchor Steam, but it's hard to find up here. Pity you can't get some of the Canadian craft brew stuff, we've got some good ones. --Kels 21:51, 15 November 2008 (EST)
 * Don't be too down on all American beers just because the major brewers all suck utterly. There are plenty of good microbrews (and your Canadian beers are hardly anything to write home about, except some from Unibrou; do not suffer under any delusions that Molson or Labbats are anything other than moosepiss). Try some Rogue beers, for a start. DickTurpis 00:52, 16 November 2008 (EST)
 * Now, now. I don't consider Molson or Labbats to be worth a damn either, but there are some really good regional beers, and a few you can get across the country.  Kokanee from out west is pretty decent, and pretty much anything out of Great Lakes Brewery is excellent.  Creemore Springs makes good stuff, although I don't know if they're national or regional. Worth a shot. --Kels 09:21, 16 November 2008 (EST)
 * Unibrou? Isn't that what you call it if your eyebrows meet in the middle, like Bert from Sesame Street?  <font color="maroon" face="Hurry Up"> w easeLOId [[Image: Weaselly.jpg|15px]]~ 06:59, 16 November 2008 (EST)
 * Being a SF area person, I'll say "go anchor steam". There appears to be a beer distribution problem with the Mississippi.  It is hard to find beer from one side on the other side.  East, its easy to find the New York beers in Wisconsin and the Wisconsin beers in South Carolina.  But you can't find the west coast beers in Wisconsin.  On the left coast, I can't find Wisconsin beer other than the big names (and even then it is hard to find).  But I can find Washington and Oregon and Montana beer easily... that I had never seen in Wisconsin.  So, that you have difficulty with Anchor Steam in Canada is quite understandable.  Side note, I'm not a beer drinker but a cider drinker.  Wyders is Canadian (Vancouver)... Distributed from Oakland.  My recent favorite though is Red Branch... which is nearly next door.  Though, if one doesn't like beer, try some cider.  Woodchuck is the brand east of the Mississippi to find. --Shagie 01:38, 16 November 2008 (EST)
 * Yea.. did what? >.> Nothing happened.. I swear! Err.. well, I tend not to swear, but you know what I mean.
 * I would only ever try some Schlafly beer.. <.< 22:15, 15 November 2008 (EST)
 * If you're ever up in Halifax, Nova Scotia, go to the Granite Brewery. They brew three sorts on the premises, and they're all bloody fantastic. --Kels 22:23, 15 November 2008 (EST)
 * You all should man/woman up and brew your own beer ... that's the ticket. I got a Cream Ale and a HopNog fermenting away. In about a month I'll have over 100 fresh beers ready to drink.  Jr  ss  r5  09:47, 26 November 2008 (EST)

Buh?
Hey buddy. What link?-Diadochus 23:46, 25 January 2009 (EST)

Where are you?
What has happened to our fuzzy kettle? - User   23:24, 7 February 2009 (EST)
 * Good question.  We miss you Candleticket.   Hope all's well.   <font color="#00F0A20">DogP  13:09, 8 February 2009 (EST)
 * Simply put: I've been busy with college and life. Compared to last year, I'm free in a sense. Not as much pressure put on myself.  13:55, 25 February 2009 (EST)
 * Nice to see you around again K. There has been some talk in various threads about Andy applying for SES funding . Perhaps you could add your input on the topic? <font color=Blue>Генгис    15:27, 25 February 2009 (EST)
 * I never talk to that family anymore. How would I be of service.. >> 00:02, 1 March 2009 (EST)
 * Oh well, we tried. Nice to hear from you after all this time. 00:11, 1 March 2009 (EST)
 * Dude, Toast, he's volunteering to help! SPILL IT ALL LITTLE KETTLE.-Diadochus 00:14, 1 March 2009 (EST)
 * information gained thusly would be underhand & rather icky. kiss & tell? No thanks! 00:41, 1 March 2009 (EST)
 * The best way you could be of service is to take care of your own life. If that's going OK, and you feel like it, just pop in and say "hi" sometime, if you feel up to it.  Peace, <font color="#DD00DD" face="comic sans ms"> ħ uman  00:37, 1 March 2009 (EST)