Fun:A Commie in My Closet

There's a commie in my closet,

There's a Cuban in the hall,

There's a fascist in the dresser,

There's a Nazi on the wall.

There's an immigrant in the bathtub,

There's a Mexican at the door,

There's a Muslim in the kitchen,

There's a liberal at the door.

A Commie in My Closet, a Republican poem.