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Don't punch dogs in the face.

Cheese and chalk taste good together. The expression should be changed.

Don't leave your pets in the car with the windows rolled up.

Inhaling mustard gas is bad for your health.

"I" before "e" except after "c" is bullshit.

If you eat one hardboiled egg each day, you'll live longer.

Having sex with children is illegal.

Farts are funny.

Terrorism is bad.

AIDS is bad for your health.

Smoking is cool.

Leprechauns aren't real.

Paper planes are not an adequate form of air transportation for humans.

Facebook can't give you cancer, but it's about as much fun as having it anyway.

Drinking alcohol on a daily basis is bad for your health, but fun anyway.

Walking around barefoot is dangerous.

Learning guitar does not make you irresistible to the opposite sex. Unfortunately.

Eating food regularly can drastically increase your life expectancy.

Masturbating while cooking is dangerous.

It's not uncommon for ice to melt at room temperature.

If someone phones you while they're at a concert or festival which they didn't invite you to and hold their phone up so you can hear the music being played, you can put the phone down and walk off and do something else, because they won't notice/are too drunk to remember.

Going to the shops for your girlfriend to pick up cigarettes and returning with dog food is bad for your health.

Coldplay are terrible.