User talk:Crundy/Archive2

Poker
Dude, your Poker link's messed up. Is it still there? Also, Skype, man, Skype! I'm on it for once! 21:52, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
 * I had to reinstall my MCE PC and haven't got round to reinstalling the poker server. I'll drop you a line when I get round to it. 14:41, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Radical. 16:14, 15 January 2010 (UTC)

I sent you a very important XBOX 360 message
Well, not really. Have you ever checked out the Indie games section of the Games Marketplace? There is a Bible reader "game" on there. Those games are rated by "the community" on violence, sex, and something else on a 0, 1, 2, 3 scale. The Bible reader got a 2/3 for violence, a 1/3 for sex, and a 1/3 for the other thing. I thought that was rather humorous as well as appropriate. 14:24, 20 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Hehe, unfortunately I'm not a gold member so I might not get access to such nice tidbits. I'll have a look though. 14:28, 20 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Oh, you'll be able to see it. Silver exists for the simple fact that Microsoft wants people to still be able to buy stuff off of them even if they don't play online.  14:33, 20 January 2010 (UTC)

RationalWiki is awesome!!
In reference to this, RationalWiki is awesome! I love you guys so much!!! (3.19AM) 03:19, 21 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Also, exam went alright thanks. Exceedingly boring module with an exceedingly awful lecturer. Glad I don't have to take it again (provided I haven't failed.) 03:22, 21 January 2010 (UTC)
 * So did you get laid or not? 09:03, 21 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Obviously not. Typical. Also, ya got mail, mo'fo. 16:30, 21 January 2010 (UTC)

Funky Sig
Is this... ...supposed to happen? 11:10, 26 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Wtf? Umm, no. I'd better look into that one. Cheers. 11:12, 26 January 2010 (UTC)
 * No worries, I saw it there and at first thought it was an in-joke or somesuch that I just wasn't getting. 11:14, 26 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Dunno why it fucked up so weirdly. It's because I had nowiki around [sic] because of the square brackets. 11:18, 26 January 2010 (UTC)

Peter and Jordan
Celebrity obession: Again, agree. I actually found a pap-mag on the shelves the other day which didn't have anything about Peter and / or Jordan on it. I was so surprised I almost shit myself.

Fucking hell man, I know. It's all about them in the last year, I sometimes feel that if I see another picture of Katie Price's horse face or Peter Andre's naive, girlish face, I'm gonna puke my balls out through my mouth. I fucking hate the cult of celebrity. 22:39, 27 January 2010 (UTC)


 * I don't give a shit about celebrity, but I'm counting the days to Jordan aka Katie Price's death. I know that sounds bad but I really can't take it anymore. Everywhere I fucking look it's that fucking attention-seeking ugly plastic bitch whore. There is literally nothing she won't do to get media attention. I remember when she dragged poor Harvey onto GMTV (or similar) to parade him about how he could see shapes ("What's this Harvey?", "Cube") in an attempt to try and say "I'm not a bad mother", completely missing the irony of dragging your child into the public view just to try and gain some Brownie points. Fuck you, bitch. Burn in hell. 22:46, 27 January 2010 (UTC)
 * My brother goes on one hell of a rant whenever someone brings her up. It culminates in him saying he wouldn't shag her for £100'000'000 or an equally large sum of money. Most amusing. 22:56, 27 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Btw, see here. 22:58, 27 January 2010 (UTC)

Sleep it off
Sleep it off, you frickin' drunk!! 23:24, 27 January 2010 (UTC)

RationalWiki is shit!!
Things here have been kicking off, so people have been getting out of here. 15:31, 31 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Not me. It'll take more than a retarded troll to get rid of me. 15:32, 31 January 2010 (UTC)
 * At least we reached the point of figuring out what to do.  15:36, 31 January 2010 (UTC)
 * We did? Linky? 19:09, 31 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Linky? Come on dude, just look at RC over the last day. Acei9 19:17, 31 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Fuck off, don't you realise how lazy I am? 19:21, 31 January 2010 (UTC)
 * What's left of the mob had decided to elect a small group of undetermined size to have a undecided level of control over possible disagreements on the wiki, and the potential deliberations of these editors may or may not be undisclosed. Broccoli (talk) 19:22, 31 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Undisclosed until things settle down. Otherwise things will just get worse. 19:24, 31 January 2010 (UTC)
 * All sounds very indeterminate. Won't mean shit anyway. The funny thing is the trolls aren't the problem, it's the attitude towards them that causes everyone to go apeshit. 19:28, 31 January 2010 (UTC)

Mass bitching
Hey now - it aint that bad and things have been pulling together recently. Acei9 21:54, 2 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Really? I do wonder. Compare now to 6 months ago. A nice happy family we were. 21:54, 2 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Swings and round-abouts man. Acei9 21:59, 2 February 2010 (UTC)
 * There's only one or two. Ignore 'em. 21:58, 2 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Back then, MC was still active, but to a lesser degree and CUR was leaving and never coming back regularly. And the whole privacy debate. And the arguement about blocking TOR. Happy, carefree days... Broccoli (talk) 22:00, 2 February 2010 (UTC)
 * I'm just in a bad mood. Upset about my Kiva findings (see Saloon Bar) and missing the wife. I'm here with the entire internet, 2 games consoles, some awesome books, and a hundred TV channels and I feel like I have nothing to do. Does that make sense? 22:03, 2 February 2010 (UTC)
 * I totally understand. Over Christmas while my partner was away I had the internet, DVD's, money to spend, 2 game consoles, liquor and other boredom beaters, books etc but I just felt so bored I slept all the time. Acei9 22:06, 2 February 2010 (UTC)
 * At least you have someone coming home to you, you may look at it that way. I've been feeling the same way as you are now.  Kinda like how a baby treats a diaper.   22:10, 2 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Pfft, you weaklings and you're ridiculous need for company. I can go for weeks without speaking to people. Broccoli (talk) 22:11, 2 February 2010 (UTC)
 * I like to keep my interpersonal communication electronic. &mdash; Sincerely, Neveruse / Talk / Block 22:13, 2 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Crundy, why not go out dogging? That always cheers me up. 22:16, 2 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Or get pissed. Acei9 22:16, 2 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Both. 22:18, 2 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Do people in England really go dogging? &mdash; Sincerely, Neveruse / Talk / Block 22:22, 2 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Apparently it is British but I've no personal, or even anecdotal, experience. 22:27, 2 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Simple answer: of course they do; they're a heathen lot down in England. 22:29, 2 February 2010 (UTC)
 * I can't see stoodents going dogging. Just go down the student union. Getting laid at uni is like running through the woods at night. Sooner or later you'll bump into a tree. 22:24, 2 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Yeah but like the woods at night you could hit a young sapling or giant old gnarled oak. Acei9 22:29, 2 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Dogging isn't uncommon from whereabouts I am, but then I live in a shithole. Unfortunately, PH is right. Us English are heathens. Not like those Scottish saints.

22:37, 2 February 2010 (UTC)
 * I went right off Scotland when I heard about deep-fried Mars Bars. 14:55, 3 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Ya go down to the south coast of England, Portsmouth, Bournemouth, Yermumzmouth, etc, and there are chip stands all along the coasts which always have Battered Mars Bars. Haven't actually been down to the south coast for a while though. I might go back this summer. 15:20, 3 February 2010 (UTC)

Freeview
Watching QI on freeview? Look at Ch 94-99 after 1AM! (not on freesat though. 21:57, 2 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Seen most of them. Just watched the QI XL from Saturday. Didn't laugh much though. I think I have issues. I might watch a bit of Alan Partridge, which always cheers me up. 22:05, 2 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Can't stand him! 22:12, 2 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Really? Do you not piss yourself with his weird sayings and euphamisms? 22:17, 2 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Him and the other one ... what's his name ... "The Office" guy... as funny as a clown car; i.e. not at all. 22:19, 2 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Don't like the office. Cringe comedy. 22:20, 2 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Yeah, that's why I don't like AP. "Look how crap I am. Ain't it funny?" 22:24, 2 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Kind of, but it's more the insane comments, like "That was classic intercourse! So, erm, thanks. I'll just, erm, turn on the extractor fan". 22:45, 2 February 2010 (UTC)

Some stuffs

 * r0x0r. Ensure you are sufficiently inebreated before watching. 08:52, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
 * By the way, I'm astounded they actually know you well enough that just putting "Nutty Roux, USA" gets to your house. 08:54, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Another Mac User. Fair play to you's Mr Crundy! (Also, why are you posting a message for NR on your talkpage?) 11:16, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
 * I don't like macs. That's Mr Nutty's machine. He posted the picture, just didn't leave a message. 11:37, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Oh right, everything's fallen into place now. Splendid. 12:54, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
 * What's the stupid-looking website he's looking at? Must be some kind of wiki full of faggots. 13:51, 4 February 2010 (UTC)

Bastid sent me seeds, Post Office opened them. Nice way to get me on the terrerast list. 12:46, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
 * I sent you seeds or Nutty did? 13:05, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Nutty did. Damn homeland security opened it and stoled them all and put me on their list, fuckwad. Image to follow.  13:20, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
 * What were the seeds? Don't you both live in the US anyway? 13:24, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
 * But Huw's actually Welsh, so maybe they saw his name and thought foreign terrorist. 13:49, 4 February 2010 (UTC)

Watched it - great vid. Very British, yet somehow I managed to follow. I'll rip an audio stream and put it on my iphone then forward it to Huw. Thank you! 14:58, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Already? Jesus fuck. Post the disc to Huw, and then he can post it to Ace. The travelling comedy disc! So what have you got in your man draw anyway? 15:06, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Hey, hey, hey, hey, HEY! What am I missing out on here Crundy??? I was gonna send you a Twirl, but now I don't think I will... 00:00, 5 February 2010 (UTC)


 * Erm, you might want to blank out your address, Human. Josh: I posted the first Michael McIntyre DVD to watch. Put yr name down and maybe you can get it as part of its travels! 08:58, 5 February 2010 (UTC)
 * I carefully cleaned Nutty's addy and the bar code, you think I "forgot" to blank mine? It's all over the internet.  But thanks for your concern, seriously, I didn't bother to wipe it because my address is public knowledge (see Susan's "there be dragons here" google earth streetview pic for example). What I thought was funny was that some gubmint 'crat wrecked the pretty seeds Nutty sent me, totally fucked up the shipment. That was gonna be my arugula and stuff! But some Post Office 'crat smoked them.  09:07, 5 February 2010 (UTC)
 * So wait, what kind of seeds were they? The sticky herb? 09:15, 5 February 2010 (UTC)

Pokering
As you are a poker fan I thought I might let you know what I am doing tomorrow. I am going to a bachelors party and, as best man, I have arranged a day of fun for the groom. Aside from the food, booze and assorted goodies I have organised a poker competition. For a nominal sum I have two dealers bringing two Texas Hold 'Em tables to us with a $1M in chips for a 2.5 hour comp. A grand and novel idea I thought. Acei9 21:42, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
 * (Kicks stone) hrmph. I want to play. I did just win an SNG on FullTilt. Actually quite a hard game because the last 3 players were exceptionally tight and solid. Luckily I had a few lucky starting hands and good reads at the beginning and wiped out two people within 4 hands, so everyone ph33red me more than they should have :) 21:56, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Well, this is just going to be for fun and the grand prize is the hideous blow up doll I purchased yesterday. Acei9 22:00, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Can this blowup doll be... seduced? 22:02, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Sure. I am belting it to the groom and then making him march through a parade that is going through town on Saturday night. Hopefully someone will try rape him. Acei9 22:05, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Pfft, that's nothing. On my stag do, me and 4 other people went to a japanese restaurant, and then went to a pub. 22:13, 4 February 2010 (UTC)

Cheer up
Cheer up you miserable sod. I know life can be hard growing up in the hood and all. Maybe this will help you get through those difficult nights of gangbanging, etc. 12:00, 5 February 2010 (UTC)
 * I'm not in a bad mood. What made you think I was? 12:07, 5 February 2010 (UTC)
 * T'other night you said you were unhappy because tehmizzus was out and you were on Skype etc waiting for something to happen. Or was that just drunken Crundy? 12:08, 5 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Both. Btw, this one is better. 12:17, 5 February 2010 (UTC)
 * This has become one of the many quotes that me and my idiotic university friends constantly repeat. "I could see things were about to kick off - so I got outta there!" 12:20, 5 February 2010 (UTC)

Sigtalk
Despite having watched the movie numerous times beforehand, I just realised "a natural fucking idiot," and "you could land a jumbo fucking jet in there" are from Snatch. 23:19, 7 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Indeedy. How many more can you spot? There's 1,000 internets per movie! 08:34, 8 February 2010 (UTC)

sleap moce ckba
sleap£? 21:40, 13 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Agreed. We are trying our best to find a happy medium between fun and serious stuff on this wiki, and if you hung aroun an inserte humor, like always, I'm sure everyone would join in. Bottom line: BUY MY NEW BOOK! FrankThePseudoscientist (talk) 21:41, 13 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Well, I'll see you Skype, I guess. Cheers, mate! 08:05, 14 February 2010 (UTC)

Please don't disappear off my Skype list also
Hi. I'm making a soup out of the lovely sweet onions we get from down South this time of year. I'll put it in a ramekin with a slice of baguette and cover it with some nutty Manchego I just picked up. What are you doing? 23:18, 14 February 2010 (UTOP
 * U R Mai frend. Don't disappear on us.  03:34, 18 February 2010 (UTC)
 * I love you all. Acei9 03:40, 18 February 2010 (UTC)
 * And I agree with all of the above. People here like you, Crundy! Face it, you are stuck with us. 04:14, 18 February 2010 (UTC)
 * ONE OF US, ONE OF US!  Acei9 04:17, 18 February 2010 (UTC)
 * I hope your break achieves it's ends. We will welcome you back with pretty bits of plants when you return!  04:43, 18 February 2010 (UTC)
 * I didn't even notice you'd gone, I haven't been on much in the last week either. You'd better get your arse back here soon. NR's wacky antics should show that things are just as ridonkulous as they always have been. 18:54, 20 February 2010 (UTC)

Bureaucratship?
Want mine? I don't think I want it anymore. 14:59, 17 June 2010 (UTC)
 * I don't think we employ dead man's shoes here. What's up? Talk to uncle crundy, my little spikey one. 15:06, 17 June 2010 (UTC)
 * I've just been toying with the idea of taking an extended leave from the Wiki for some time, is all. Plus, I really don't need or use "teh powerz" these days anyways. Thus, you were the first person whom I thought of transfering the power to. 16:44, 17 June 2010 (UTC)
 * Sorry to butt in. Hopefully not too long Mr Goonie. In your absence there's a serious risk of us becoming cannibalistic wiccan homeopaths. ConcernedResident  omg ponies!!! 16:46, 17 June 2010 (UTC)
 * It would likely be of an undetermined length spanning months. 19:06, 17 June 2010 (UTC)
 * Huh, that's odd. Normally when someone mentions making me a crat the whole thread goes quiet and then gets archived. 17:11, 17 June 2010 (UTC)
 * They fear you. ConcernedResident  omg ponies!!! 18:36, 17 June 2010 (UTC)
 * You misspelt "hate" 19:03, 17 June 2010 (UTC)
 * Looking on the bright side. You might get a mention over at metapedia. ConcernedResident  omg ponies!!! 19:27, 17 June 2010 (UTC)
 * *Shudder* 19:41, 17 June 2010 (UTC)