Conservapedia:What is going on at CP?/March 2013

March 2013
 Apparently the third most valuable professional basketball team qualifies as best of the public. Conservapedia has it right: Patient Hugo Chavez is dead, but Doctor C. Everett Koop must still be alive. Andy: Look, relativity is proven wrong, the speed of light varies! Article: "Space is filled with tiny subatomic particles which although extremely diffuse, can theoretically slow down light just a tiny bit...That's light slowing isn't enough to impact any currently accepted theories regarding physic...The greatest change might be to textbooks, which will need to add a caveat that the speed of light is constant, only in a true vacuum-which space isn't. Update: I don't cite articles (from catholic.org) for "their liberal gloss". Andy's latest rewrite of E=mc2 is just a minor edit to make "a clear and informative introduction". If the New York Times is "declining in popularity and credibility", why are you using it anyways? Karajou learns how to alliterate as the class clown. Ken mumbles something about Richard Dawkins becoming "a young earth creationists." Mind your plurals, Ken. Update: Ken, Dawkins [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&curid=113357&diff=1040525&oldid=1040524 isn't a Christian. Wake up.]

No amount of rational or reasonable scientific commentary that disagrees with the Party Line on E=mc&sup2; is ever tolerated. Conservapedia Proven Right! Yes, if you say Hugo Chavez died in December, I suppose his actual death is proof... Ken: [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Socialism&curid=9422&diff=1038143&oldid=1038142 Help! Liberals are turning into Hitler!!!] Karajou nicely sums up atheism in one of his many, many, many blocks; "I don't believe in you, so you must not exist." Andy: [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template:Mainpageright&curid=123765&diff=1037743&oldid=1037689 American leftists are feeding Brits 'liberal drivel'. ]The source has to do with Shakespeare education. Underlying reality in random fluctuation? Satan, of course! Update: When confronted with the fact that the Greek word diabolos means "slanderer", not quantum mechanics, Andy said it's "an interesting point." Maybe he'll change his mind. Maybe. Second Update: Wrong! Andy keeps fitting the Bible into his delusional belief in Satan=Chaos theory. Andy says the Bible makes better science material than actual science textbooks. And of course, the thing really is cheaper.