User:Tyrannis/rave

Quit being such a secular humanist. SMOOTH JAZZ?! And you consider yourself a real Louisianan?! You're dead to me, kid. PS, eat something bitter and spiny, Ty, you are really lame. TY YOU'RE A WANKER!! GO BUY A NEW HAT!!! Why? So you can do something substantive rather than run around turning footnotes into references and making shitty categorizing decisions and absurdly wikilinking parts of proper names rather than the whole thing. That's why. Welcome to TyWiki! Here, let me follow you around sticking my nose in anything that will get me attention and clogging RC like an obsessive on meth. Ty's got a horde of sockpuppets and collaborators in his little cabal of truly vile pals. I'd approve of an IP check but it's the least of the problems with this kangaroo court. Ty, if you've got issues with somebody's editing pattern, take it up on their user talk page. This is supposed to be a policy discussion, so please keep it out of flame war/wikistalking territory. The only reason there's an uproar is because of some dick deleting something after 5 minutes. If one person keeps crashing a car you don't ban cars or legislate it so that only professional racing drivers can drive cars on the road, you yank the licence of the fucking moron that keeps crashing. Yank the deletion privileges of whichever moron deleted something after waiting a grand total of five minutes and let's move on. The only instance I know of this being a problem is the aforementioned idiot who deleted something after waiting five minutes for community consensus. I only know of this one instance that has stirred up the mob. I've always known everyone else to be grown-ups about it. Yes but this isn't Ty wiki so, you know, fuck off with your bullshit. It isn't about how much respect you hold for the person As everyone else Ty, go take your medication The other reason I dislike it is that making bot edits means you're not involving the community, it just screams bad faith to me, like you're trying to stealthily force the articles to your version. Ok, could you guys please stop abusing your ninja rights to sneak in controversial changes? Fuck you. Ty owns this wiki and you must suck his dick dry for editing privileges Greetings from the middle of nowhere in Nebraska(?). It has been brought to my attention that you are breaking my Wiki. Please stop, or I'll permaban you next week when I'm home. Thank you. Stop sticking your head in where it isn't wanted. Take your aspergers ridden obsessions elsewhere you sexless dweeb. DO NOT make a fucking enemy out of me, YOU WILL FUCKING REGRET IT. Now fuck off and leave me alone. You do realise I have the longevity and determination to make your life a misery? If you insist on picking fights with me, such as your trollery over the Rationalwiki liberty confederation article, I WILL FUCKING DESTROY YOU. (Figuratively speaking, that is) Ty, I really don't want to hurt your feelings. My words have been known to make people do things like resign from prominent site positions. I am an angel of character destruction; with mere words and phrases I can destroy somebodies self esteem and self worth. For the love of God, don't push me. Stop interfering your geeky, sex starved asperger's head where it isn't wanted or needed. <option weight=10?Do you really want me to unleash hell on you, you snivelling little sex starved nerd? I could destroy you in less than 30 sentances. I spend dramatically less time on the internet than any of pathetic wankers do. Tyrannis has spent more time on the internet in the past month than I have in 5 years. What a double standard. I use my precious time for good, calling out boring wankers like you who have a real cuntish streak. Can't take it? Then fuck off. If it's so irrelevant why did it end up RC here, why does this creature think anyone wants to see him living his life in RC anywhere (which was already mentioned), and what gives you the right to gatekeep on the basis of relevance on a site that has no real existence other than to report absurdly trivial nonsense? {{cquote|He certainly has lorded it over people. He bragged about it on his userpage and tried rubbing Huw's face in it during the last HCM. He's done it other times as well. As for the mere assertion that you don't think his announcement that his virginity is relevant to anyone but me and MC, ask yourself a very simple question. This is what you'd want to know if you cared about telling the truth and not just trying to spare your pal the embarrassment of being who he is. The question: why did he publicly advertise it on RC as a communication directed toward Eira?|4=} Dude, stop fucking spamming me with your second-rate social network's pleas for relevancy. You stupid fuck Who decided to use this policy? Was it discussed beforehand? Did you ever tell anyone you have been hiding edits for the last year? Fuck Ty, don't be fucking dense. {{cquote|Ty also lives in a locked room with no windows, lit only by the glow of his monochrome monitor. He's afraid of sunlight. His skin glows with an eerie greenish hue, though it would likely appear translucent if you ever got him outside. He subsists on whatever his keepers can fit through the 1 inch crack under his door. So he's grotesquely obese from consuming nothing but Capri Sun pouches and matzah. The diabetes caused him to lose several toes on each foot so he hobbles around in the dark using a broom for a cane. He's covered in oozing sores that he picks when he LANCBs, patting the plasma that wells up on top of his aching chancres to cool himself in the stifling Louisiana heat. He accesses the web, such as it is to him, using lynx on a vt100 terminal somehow still connected by a really really really long wire to a SPARCStation long forgotten in the basement of the university. Etc|4={{u|Nutty Roux}}}}</option If you think acting with no mandate to remove a democratically elected official is nothing, you're a fucking idiot. Mind you, we knew that anyway. No, the reason we can't have nice things is tiresome idiots like you and Tyrannis. m not the one who abused my user rights or deleted half the site's history. Tyrannis is both. Techs should not be kingmakers, they have absolutely no remit for this sort of action. The fact they have no written remit at all still doesn't mean they should be stepping into drama fests like this. If this is left to stand then there's nothing to stop Ty or another tech in future removing everyone's 'rights' on grounds it causes less drama and it's better to abandon the mobocracy in favour of their ivory tower rule. The correct course of action would have been for Ty to return the rights of those who had them stripped without due process, not Ace's. Yes, Ace would have just taken them off again next time he was online, but fuck off, if Ty was out for a stress and effort free life he wouldn't have become a tech in the first place. It's a horrible idea. But then again, those who use tech abilities to moderate and abuse the system always lose respect in my eyes.