User talk:Hillary Rodham Clinton

ħψɱ  ₦  18:33, 24 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Thank you. May I take it you are a potential contributor?--Hillary Rodham Clinton 18:42, 24 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Well, I gave $25 to your husband in 1992, which got me annual holiday cards from Al & his lovely family. If somehow you get the Dem nomination (or are on the ticket for VP) some of my money will pass near your coffers, at the least.  ħ ψɱɐ ₦  19:46, 24 May 2008 (EDT)
 * HRC? *Here*, on RW? Suspicious, methinks. But anyhoo, sorry Hils old girl, I'm a Brit and you're not left enough for me to send you any money. Toodle-oo, pip-pip, tadaa wack and tally ho :) Spica the Hiver  If you tolerate this, then your children will be next... 18:49, 24 May 2008 (EDT)
 * If there is some particular policy you'd like me to bring forward then please tell me.--Hillary Rodham Clinton 18:51, 24 May 2008 (EDT)
 * OK, I'm not 100% convinced you *are* HRC, but hey, I'll bite (and apologies if you really are HRC :D ): universal healthcare paid for by the direct taxation of the working population, free at the point of delivery; a complete ban on private citizens owning weapons in every state of the US; the discrete "disposal" of Andrew Schlafly, the worst advert for America, ever (if the IRA can make people "disappear", I'm sure the FBI/CIA/USSS can, too). That should keep you busy for a while :) Spica the Hiver  If you tolerate this, then your children will be next... 19:04, 24 May 2008 (EDT)
 * I'd settle for point one (I'd worship you as a god if you got that one done!). Two is physically impractical, and point three would take away so much entertainment! ħψɱ [[image:anarchy dd00dd.png|15px]] ₦  19:48, 24 May 2008 (EDT)

I promise to work on the helthcare one.--Hillary Rodham Clinton 09:21, 25 May 2008 (EDT)

Some advice
Quit immediately if you value your dignity. Do it now! -- AKjeldsen Cum dissensie 18:58, 24 May 2008 (EDT)
 * If she valued her dignity, she'd never have gotten this far. The American political system is designed to systematically cull any candidates who are unable to debase themselves sufficiently. --Gulik
 * Have Obama assassinated, then eulogise and cry at his funeral. Promise to win the election "for him". Wazza (Not Wazzock, Wazza)Approach the Presence 21:54, 24 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Which movie was that?  ħ ψɱɐ ₦  23:17, 24 May 2008 (EDT)
 * I just made that one up off the top of my head. Wazza (Not Wazzock, Wazza)Approach the Presence 06:52, 25 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Thank you all for taking the time to and being concerned enough to offer advice. I shall, of course,  consult with my advisers but it is always useful to the the opinion of the man or woman on the street.--Hillary Rodham Clinton 09:24, 25 May 2008 (EDT)

Stain remover
As a housewife, perhaps you could help me with just a little household tip? I have a dress that needs a small stain removed from it - it's just a little bit of material of organic origin, white/clear in original colour. Oh, the dress is blue, so I don't want the colour to run. Can you advise? DogP  19:14, 24 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Do you really think that spelling it British in this case fools anyone? ħψɱ [[image:anarchy dd00dd.png|15px]] ₦  19:48, 24 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Human: wot, exactly, are you talking about? Spica the Hiver  If you tolerate this, then your children will be next... 19:54, 24 May 2008 (EDT)
 * The same thing that "DogP", if that is her real name, is talking about.  ħ ψɱɐ ₦  19:58, 24 May 2008 (EDT)
 * (Human, why did you change your sig to hymen - is it a sign of something, I wonder? [[Image:Th_unsure.gif]] 20:02, 24 May 2008 (EDT))
 * Huw: ta for that but HRC's own webstile spells her name with 2 Ls. Susan: big LOLz XD Spica the Hiver  If you tolerate this, then your children will be next... 20:06, 24 May 2008 (EDT)
 * @Spica, haha, very funny. You know what I mean!  @Susan, that's an upsilon, not an ypsilon!  Also, how does "ɐ" read as "e"?  Oh well.... the same thought occurred to me, but the damn anarchy image made my sig break at line endings...  ħ ψɱɐ ₦  20:10, 24 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Ta again, Huw - just spotted it (it's been a long, long day). Iechyd da Spica the Hiver  If you tolerate this, then your children will be next... 20:13, 24 May 2008 (EDT)
 * That post was quite sexist, DogP.  04:08, 25 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Uhm...you have heard of irony, haven't you?  You'll need plenty of it if you want to properly take the piss out of people.  And, in fairness, I think most observers could spot that the person being ridiculed was her husband.  Back to the books, Mr. Glow In the Dark Cracker!   DogP  05:12, 25 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Sorry, I missed the Lewinski reference. My bad  : }   05:18, 25 May 2008 (EDT)

To answer the point I question I would recommend colorfast bleach. It will not only remove the stain but should do a good job of eliminating that pesky residual DNA at the same time.--Hillary Rodham Clinton 09:27, 25 May 2008 (EDT)

So
So... want to hook up sometime, I mean, have dinner? John McCain 02:27, 25 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Hillary was so hot, back in the day... Hi John McInsane!  ħ ψɱɐ ₦  03:49, 25 May 2008 (EDT)
 * I take it you want to be my running mate Senator?--Hillary Rodham Clinton 09:28, 25 May 2008 (EDT)

HA! You LOST!
It is with great pleasure that I read the newspaper this morning to find that Obama now has 2,128 delegates, and is therefore the nominee for the Democratic President. I will LIVE to rub that in! I bet the 42 people you killed after Whitewater are smiling in their graves! 64.72.65.130 10:08, 4 June 2008 (EDT)
 * Don't be so harsh on her, Obama's been the nominee for a very long time. Al Gore 10:10, 4 June 2008 (EDT)

I have it!
You're Anders. Barack Obama 15:10, 15 July 2008 (EDT)
 * Sorry, but she isn't. -- 15:14, 15 July 2008 (EDT)
 * Sulk. Barack Obama 15:20, 15 July 2008 (EDT)
 * Why this obsession with individual identities, anyway? Do as I do: Accept that identity is a fluid thing on the Internet and go with the flow. Think of it as a vast, grey mass of interchanging identities, any one of which could potentially be a sock of another, and simply enjoy the great choir of voices. [/poetic] -- 15:26, 15 July 2008 (EDT)
 * "Fluid identity" is a contradiction in terms. Sulk 15:29, 15 July 2008 (EDT)
 * No it isn't. The Mob o&#39; Doom 15:33, 15 July 2008 (EDT)
 * Yes, it is. -- 15:35, 15 July 2008 (EDT)
 * U SUCK! The Mob o&#39; Doom 15:36, 15 July 2008 (EDT)
 * NO U! -- 15:37, 15 July 2008 (EDT)
 * .si ti esruoc fO

I may have to give you all a good spanking.--Hillary Rodham Clinton 15:39, 15 July 2008 (EDT)
 * .namuH yletanifeD
 * You think so? Maybe they're just pretending to be Human. -- 15:42, 15 July 2008 (EDT)
 * ?signehG ebyaM
 * You may say as many names as you like. I AM HRC.--Hillary Rodham Clinton 15:47, 15 July 2008 (EDT)
 * Wasting your time, Cha. Could be anyone. Just another voice in the choir. -- 15:48, 15 July 2008 (EDT)
 * Wrong, Amaranth. It couldn't be anyone -- it is definitely someone. Your circle-of-life spiel isn't winning you any converts. Sulk 15:49, 15 July 2008 (EDT)
 * For all we know, it could be no one - just the result of random electrons firing all over the Internet. -- 15:51, 15 July 2008 (EDT)
 * How is "random electon firing with the semblance of identity" any different from "semi-autonomous organic matter with the semblance of identity"? Sulk 15:53, 15 July 2008 (EDT)
 * Well, for one thing, electrons aren't exactly 'organic' by most definitions of either. -- 15:55, 15 July 2008 (EDT)
 * The "organic" label is not important. It is still nothing but random motion. Sulk 15:57, 15 July 2008 (EDT)
 * This would be my cue to start talking about chaos theory if I knew anything about chaos theory. -- 15:59, 15 July 2008 (EDT)
 * It's not chaos theory! Aaaaaaargh! --λινυσ (☮) 16:48, 15 July 2008 (EDT)
 * Because you are the computer from Star Trek. As we've established. Sulk 16:00, 15 July 2008 (EDT)
 * You're confusing the past with the future again. Also, which computer would that be? There's been a couple along the way. -- 16:02, 15 July 2008 (EDT)
 * Perhaps you're the officer whose job it is to repeat what the computer says? Sulk 16:04, 15 July 2008 (EDT)
 * Are you thinking of Spock? That would be fine with me. -- 16:08, 15 July 2008 (EDT)
 * Really? You would have to embrace SCIENCE. Renounce your heretical obsession with all that is not minutely quantifiable! At once! Sulk 16:10, 15 July 2008 (EDT)
 * Contrary to common belief, Vulcan ethics are far from the crass materialism that you suggest here. As a follower of Kolinahr, I would assume Spock to accept fully the principle of Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations; a principle, I might add, from which many contemporary opinion-makers could learn a lot. -- 16:14, 15 July 2008 (EDT)

*draws breath* TREKKIE!
 * Sulk 16:19, 15 July 2008 (EDT)
 * I wear that label with pride. -- 16:29, 15 July 2008 (EDT)
 * I'm sure you do. (definitely no deceit here. No sir...) Sulk. 16:31, 15 July 2008 (EDT)

The officer who had to repeat everything the computer said was Sigourney Weaver in "Out of Orbit.--Hillary Rodham Clinton 16:34, 15 July 2008 (EDT)
 * Is that a movie? Never heard of it. -- 16:38, 15 July 2008 (EDT)
 * I think she means Galaxyquest. And incidentally Anders, I'd check this edit if I were you. Godspleen. Sulk. 16:41, 15 July 2008 (EDT)
 * Yes, what Sulk said.--Hillary Rodham Clinton 16:44, 15 July 2008 (EDT)
 * My name is C H A O S!    Sulk. 16:45, 15 July 2008 (EDT)
 * Really? I thought it was Barack Obama. -- 16:47, 15 July 2008 (EDT)
 * I don't know why you'd think that. Barack Obama 16:50, 15 July 2008
 * No, of course. My bad. >_> -- 16:52, 15 July 2008 (EDT)
 * I'm going to stop posting as Sulk, now. I'm professing renewed commitment to talking backwards. !soidA Sulk. 16:54, 15 July 2008 (EDT)
 * Keep up the good work. -- 17:04, 15 July 2008 (EDT)
 * .leehw I .sknaT
 * I could hypothetically write it, sign it, scan it, and then upload it for the world to marvel at... but that still seems like a lot of trouble to go to. -- 17:16, 15 July 2008 (EDT)
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The future
Do a good job as SoS, and you'll get Biden's slot in 2012, setting you up for your own run for the top in 2016!  ħ uman  15:31, 28 January 2009 (EST)
 * Yeah, but by that point everything will have fallen apart and the Republicans will have a clear run. 15:33, 28 January 2009 (EST)
 * I think not, and I have high hopes to follow up Mr Obama.--Hillary Rodham Clinton 12:30, 2 February 2009 (EST)

Demotion
Mrs Clinton, you are hereby endowed with sysop powers at RationalWiki. Please use them wisely and compassionately. Thank you. 15:05, 2 February 2009 (EST)
 * That's a surprise. I wonder if I will need to declare this as a gift?--Hillary Rodham Clinton 16:10, 2 February 2009 (EST)
 * Enjoy your Swearing-In ceremony.  After you've had blinis and champagne and done the document signing business, you can come back here for your Swearing-At ceremony.   DogP  16:13, 2 February 2009 (EST)
 * How many times do we do the swearing-in?--Hillary Rodham Clinton 16:20, 2 February 2009 (EST)
 * Once for the cameras and once for Allah...pretty standard. Neveruse513 16:22, 2 February 2009 (EST)
 * OK, Standard stuff there then. Any secret oaths? Handshakes?--Hillary Rodham Clinton 17:19, 2 February 2009 (EST)

Heh
Have you ever told Bill how little he knows about embryology? --Earthland (talk) 15:34, 11 September 2010 (UTC)
 * We usually stay off the subject of reproduction.--Hillary Rodham Clinton (talk) 15:51, 11 September 2010 (UTC)
 * I don't know much about you, but do you have children? Btw, hos did you like Tallinn? --Earthland (talk) 16:01, 11 September 2010 (UTC)
 * I assume you continue pretending to be Hillary Clinton? It's no fun if you won't. --Earthland (talk) 16:16, 11 September 2010 (UTC)
 * What do you mean "pretending"?--Hillary Rodham Clinton (talk) 17:24, 11 September 2010 (UTC)
 * Oh good, good. Do you also stay off the subject of Monica? --Earthland (talk) 17:39, 11 September 2010 (UTC)
 * Are you deliberately trying to be hurtful and offensive? I think you may need a lesson in tact young man.--Hillary Rodham Clinton (talk) 17:42, 11 September 2010 (UTC)
 * I've always thought that the whole scandal was meant to cover up that it was actually you who had a sexual relationship with that woman. --Earthland (talk) 17:59, 11 September 2010 (UTC)
 * That's a very lame conspiracy theory. And also a little hurtful. I believe that I shall go back to promoting world peace.--Hillary Rodham Clinton (talk) 19:44, 11 September 2010 (UTC)