Fun:Placement bias

Placement bias is the liberal trait of rearranging things into an improper order.

All existing versions of the Bible are filled with liberal placement bias. For example:

The Ten Commandments
(Exodus 20:2-17)


 * 1) Thou shalt not have any other gods before me
 * 2) Thou shalt not make for yourself an idol
 * 3) Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord in vain
 * 4) Remember the Sabbath day and keep it holy
 * 5) Honor thy father and mother
 * 6) Thou shalt not commit murder
 * 7) Thou shalt not commit adultery
 * 8) Thou shalt not steal
 * 9) Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor
 * 10) Thou shalt not covet

See? Liberal placement bias! Why is "Thou shalt not commit adultery" number 7 on this list? It should be number 1! We must create a new translation of the Bible to fix this.