Recipe:Fruitcake

Ingredients:
 * One pound TNT
 * Six liters gamma-ray-emitting radioactive nuclear waste (preferably green)
 * Nine gallons cement
 * Four pounds rotting meat
 * Six ounces lead
 * Nine ounces horse hair
 * Six ounces cat hair (optional)
 * Cup of flies (garnish)
 * Six ounces solid gold (what they heck, why not?)
 * Deceit (optional)
 * Glowing crackers (optional)

Directions:
 * 1) Mix together the organic ingredients and let sit for five minutes.
 * 2) Add deceit, gold, lead, and cement. Let set.
 * 3) Add the TNT and nuclear waste together.
 * 4) Take a jackhammer and use it to stir the two mixtures together.
 * 5) Bake inside nuclear furnace
 * 6) Cut with chainsaw
 * 7) Serve fresh!
 * 8) Set leftovers out as fly bait