Conservapedia:What is going on at CP?/July 2010

Is this encyclopedic? CP just can't make up its mind! Update: 🇰🇪 seems to have discovered Godwin's Law

Ed Poor: "I just had a brilliant idea! Let's unblock Bugler!"TK: *spit-take*  Andy ties everything together: machismo is a conservative term. Conservapedia acknowledges two depressing facts. Just what the Richard Dawkins project needs: MORE HITLER!

Otherwise known as Mainpageright Andy: Those dirty Commies "are notorious for grinding everything to a halt and demanding full worship of their current and prior leaders." JPratt: "Look everybody, February 6th is Ronald Reagan Day, where schools will teach about Reagan and Californians can remember his legacy!"  Them's the rules: User creates an account. Sysop-lite, more than slightly overstepping his authority, blocks: "please recreate with your real first name and last initial..." User does just that. TrollKing, ignoring the sysop-lite's pedantic abuse, blocks the user for using "Multiple accounts." Sorted.

Andy's new five four step program to achieve all you need. Maybe Andy never really needed to achieve anything? What DanielPulido is trying to say,"Reading hard. Me like pictures!"

"My can-di-date is skin-ni-er than your can-di-date!" Andy takes political discussion to places it's never been before - the kindergarten playground. Gentlemen, it's what we've all been waiting for! 🇰🇪 begins work on Conservapedia's most embarrassing article of the decade! No prizes for guessing what the contenders are. The best part of the JacobB Incident (for people who dislike transparency)? A handy excuse to burn talk page histories Andy: PERFECTION: 20-40-80-160 BY CENTURY. Conservative Words recount: SELECTION BIAS: 20-40-81-150 BY CENTURY. But perhaps perfection is not a conservative word (recount most certainly isn't!) Update:Andy is the one who threw off the word count.Update 3 2: There are no square pegs, grasshopper, only pegs that haven't been rounded off yet!

 JacobB returns! Unblocked by Andy himself! <votecp poll=wigo3609 closed="yes">Andy: the Adulteress Story "has obviously liberal bias contrary to the rest of the Bible"...so what was the CBP about then? BONUS FUN: Andy compares his blog to the bible: "it is to be expected that some vandals would insert things into the Bible, just as is done today with a wiki." <votecp poll=wigo3608 closed="yes">JPatt: The liberal media is putting our troops in danger by making available OVER 90,000 military documents!!! Just look at this Fox News article which links directly to them. <votecp poll=wigo3607 closed="yes"> Normal service has been resumed. Andy: BP = Liberal. <votecp poll=wigo3606 closed="yes"> Spot the odd one out: Mark Twain, Peter Cook, Ken DeMyer, Jonathan Swift, Chris Morris. <votecp poll=wigo3605 closed="yes">Long-time suspected parodist JacobB finally takes off the mask and leaves with several pointed comments, all of which will be ignored by Andy et al. Karajou shows major butthurt with some last wordism.

<votecp poll=wigo3604 closed="yes">CP: More liberals asking for a bailout. Reality: California's most conservative county asking for a bailout <votecp poll=wigo3603 closed="yes">Dear Ken: The guy had been banned right after his one comment. No need to pretend that you gave him the chance of proving you wrong before declaring a time-out victory in the same edit. <votecp poll=wigo3602 closed="yes">Mega-Genius 🇰🇪 gives us his most stunning indictment of atheism yet - Proof and evidence that atheism is true. Atheism on the internet has crumbled. Update: Ken follows it up with two more hard-hitting refutations of atheism and a nod to Obama's economic policies. <votecp poll=wigo3601 closed="yes">[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Moon&curid=6515&diff=796576&oldid=796426 Ah! It's not science that explains everything... it's art!]

<votecp poll=wigo3600 closed="yes"> We are not going to argue if Don't Stop (Thinking About Tomorrow) by Fleetwood Mac. is conservative or not since it was added by Führer Assfly and we do not disagree with Der Führer.

<votecp poll=wigo3599 closed="yes">🇰🇪's thought process: he wants to attack PZ Myers for refusing to debate, so he just copies part of his Dawkins article and pencils in PZ's name real small.

<votecp poll=wigo3598 closed="yes">Because people voted for him...Really, Andy, perhaps you should enroll in your American Government course? <votecp poll=wigo3597 closed="yes">Andy: "Obama's job approval declines to only 29% in Wyoming!!" Reality: He only received 32% of the Wyoming vote anyway. <votecp poll=wigo3596 closed="yes">Anything Palin can do... hot on the heels of "Censorability", Andy pulls "Smearability" out of his ass.

<votecp poll=wigo3595 closed="yes">Who would have thought Schlafly would be into faith healing? <votecp poll=wigo3594 closed="yes">Add bestiality to the list of Uncle Ed's personal interests. Hope that isn't original research there Ed...although is this just a continuation of a trend <votecp poll=wigo3593 closed="yes">In case anyone was wondering the Schlafly dictionary is still borken really borken <votecp poll=wigo3592 closed="yes">"This wiki blocks users from establishments of higher learning; specifically, all IP addresses related to Ivy League institutions are ban...". Explains much, this does.

<votecp poll=wigo3591 closed="yes">Andy shows his appreciation by giving another suspected parodist the ability to drive editors away from his blog. <votecp poll=wigo3590 closed="yes">Oh good. Accounting is "less susceptible" to liberal bias. Must be why Enron's accountants were so good at it. <votecp poll=wigo3589 closed="yes">Kowardjerk bravely highlights the hypocrisy of the Obamas being concerned about their nation's obesity yet eating ice-cream! BONUS: 🇰🇪 points out how they keep quiet about them there fat lesbians.

<votecp poll=wigo3588 closed="yes">Add mocking, belief, and hypocrisy to the list of things that Karajou doesn't understand <votecp poll=wigo3587 closed="yes">Andy welcomes a new student to his class, whilst TK gives him the more typical CP welcome. Update: TK cleverly gives the same welcome to another user...and another...except that this time, it seems to prove yet again that TK either doesn't bother to even read usernames, or that he is way too trigger-happy. Update: Just to add to our confusion, user:Manhattan gets... a welcome message. <votecp poll=wigo3586 closed="yes">Parodist Daniel Pulido steps up his game:Obama is the new Hitler, co-parodist TK endorses the comparison. <votecp poll=wigo3585 closed="yes">Obvious parodist makes comment on a Richard Dawkins lecture but all Ken wants to hear about is the ladies.  Update: blocked by TK, saying "Telling us what you think we want to hear is positively not working." That's news to us.

<votecp poll=wigo3584 closed="yes">🇰🇪 what is he trying to get at? Are Dawkins fans increasing in number really quickly or something? <votecp poll=wigo3583 closed="yes">Ken: "Ha! Liberals are unable to find fault with my excretions!" Tony Sidaway: "I have some suggestions." Ken: "Put them on the talk page, but erm... I'm suddenly very busy, so will ignore them." TK: "I am the way, the truth and the light; nobody edits CP but through me." <votecp poll=wigo3582 closed="yes">Congratulations, Conservapedia, you've gone completely 1984.

<votecp poll=wigo3581 closed="yes">I'm sure the Dean of SUNY Buffalo's Law School is closely following Mainpageright for advice on running a law school...especially from someone who needs 8 edits to correct "legals skills" (then deletes first 7 edits)

<votecp poll=wigo3579 closed="yes">One for the nostalgia crew: Early CP user Humblpi's page is finally deleted.

<votecp poll=wigo3577 closed="yes">In Ed Poor's world, other than movies about football coaches with 11-year old daughters and Jane Austen, women really haven't made any contributions to society. <votecp poll=wigo3576 closed="yes">TK points out that Obama's poll numbers are similar to Clinton's in 1994, before the Republicans swept Congress in the fall elections. He forgets to mention what happened in the election after that. <votecp poll=wigo3575 closed="yes">That's an unusual dictionary you must have, Mr Schlafly. <votecp poll=wigo3574 closed="yes"> * Sniff * Ed Poor must be so proud. Little Danny's Pudenda is all growed up and making Ed Stubs of his own. <votecp poll=wigo3573 closed="yes">Another reason for Conservapedia getting so boring: Half of the time, the (best of the) public is prevented from editing...

<votecp poll=wigo3572 closed="yes">Karajou does away with those pesky words, "may have" <votecp poll=wigo3571 closed="yes">Andy, it looks like you've found a new saviour. One miraculous resurrection later and Fidel's back. Took a bit longer than 3 days but, of course, miracles ain't what they used to be.

<votecp poll=wigo3569 closed="yes">Because of all the traffic, the little thingsget updated immediately on Conservapedia(hint: Robert Byrd has been dead for two weeks, and CPknowsit) Update: our loyal reader fixes it, and removes good information along with bad. <votecp poll=wigo3568 closed="yes">Now its official. Andy is blatantly asking on the main page to make up 13 new conservative words in order to fit his geometric progression "1-2-4-8 pattern of doubling" law.

<votecp poll=wigo3567 closed="yes">Andy on Main Page Left trumpets: The Spanish Inquisition defeats the Dutch Masters! Nobody expects them, after all... I'd rather just have a cigar. <votecp poll=wigo3566 closed="yes">Problem: Physics is neither orderly nor perfect. Solution: Blame the atheists. <votecp poll=wigo3565 closed="yes">So it's sedition, is it? <votecp poll=wigo3564 closed="yes">Dinner at the Schlafly's, anyone?

<votecp poll=wigo3563 closed="yes">While much of the US bakes in a record-breaking summer heat-wave, Jpatt is on hand to inject some much needed Conservative common sense by reminding everyone just how cold it is. <votecp poll=wigo3562 closed="yes">In a world run by liberalism, it's the victim who gets punished, while the criminal goes free. Never mind that Scott Storey, DA of Jefferson County, whose office made this decision, is a Republican. It's always the work of Liberals. <votecp poll=wigo3561 closed="yes">Homeless man rescues a flag. Thus, without further ado, he must be a conservative.

<votecp poll=wigo3560 closed="yes">CP's latest accusation? Obama does drugs. Update: Removed by TK, of all people. <votecp poll=wigo3559 closed="yes">That's right, Andy, it won't be like any school course, because they base their courses on facts and not personal vendettas. <votecp poll=wigo3558 closed="yes">Andy: Finally church gets what it's been needing for a long time, GUNS!!!

<votecp poll=wigo3557 closed="yes">Andy: "The World Cup finals: why isn't England or the U.S. there?" Good point Andy, why isn't they there? Come to think of it, why aren't Algeria, Argentina, Australia, Brazil, Cameroon, Chile Denmark, France...... <votecp poll=wigo3556 closed="yes">TrollKing trolls: Soccer is only popular where there are no other sports available. In places where it competes with the NFL, basketball, WWE, cheerleading, and cage-fighting, it is not popular. In other words, "in the USA, soccer is not popular". <votecp poll=wigo3555 closed="yes">🇰🇪 subtly interrogates an editor <votecp poll=wigo3554 closed="yes">Dr. JPatt: "fourth study in 14 months that shows connection between abortion and breast cancer" His sources source? An article in the Daily Fail about a study of only 300 women. <votecp poll=wigo3553 closed="yes">JPatt: Makes up a bunch of shit about Obama <votecp poll=wigo3552 closed="yes">[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template%3AMainpageright&diff=793225&oldid=793193 Netherlands win! But atheistic England knocked out.] So which nation do you think Conservapedia describes as "one of the least churchgoing countries in Europe"? <votecp poll=wigo3551 closed="yes"> Andy doesn't understand bait in the context of a metaphor and/or doesn't understand what a mixed metaphor is.

<votecp poll=wigo3550 closed="yes"> Andy: The "Heathen" German World Cup Team had to import "Christian" players from Poland and Brazil to win - this is because Germany doesn't allow Christian homeschooling! (Note that neither of these two players have ever been homeschooled). <votecp poll=wigo3549 closed="yes">Apple pie is conservative. (It's in Conservapedia, so it must be true.) <votecp poll=wigo3548 closed="yes">More obvious trolling from obvious TrollKing: soccer is now a socialist sport because ... because you can't use your hands. It's also the only sport in the world for which mobs trash private property when their team loses - which at least makes sense compared to American sport fans trashing private property when they win. Update: When called on this insanity, Andy and TK double down. There is no comment we could make on this or this that would do them justice. <votecp poll=wigo3547 closed="yes">The madness that is Does Richard Dawkins have machismo? continues. <votecp poll=wigo3546 closed="yes">Andy has a new conservative word&trade;: life vest, that is, personal flotation device, which he says is "pro-life". We don't deny that they have saved many lives, but that's not the meaning of "pro-life" that one would expect to be used by a web site as obsessed over abortion as CP is.

<votecp poll=wigo3545 closed="yes">Aha! [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Essay:Best_New_Conservative_Words&curid=84551&diff=792653&oldid=792581 A word was coined in the same year the Constitution was drafted. Thus it must be conservative!] Well, if the Constitution was drafted in 1840, that is. <votecp poll=wigo3544 closed="yes">"Today also commemorates the only true philosophical revolution in all history. There have been revolutions before and since ours. But those revolutions simply exchanged one set of rules for another. Ours was a revolution that changed the very concept of government." Sayeth the arch parodist (our emphasis). Absolutely sure about that, are you TK? <votecp poll=wigo3543 closed="yes">!!!Liberal colleges closing!!! cries Andy, linking to the looooong (4 in total) list of college closures (1968 to 1975). Government money on "fluff courses" saved, Ken continues (he being not a sycophant). Actually they're all private colleges and the latest (Dana College) is Lutheran. <votecp poll=wigo3542 closed="yes">Conservapedia continues to downplay actual vandalism complaining loudly as a fading flag mural is finally removed from where an actual vandal painted it

<votecp poll=wigo3540 closed="yes"> Uhhh, not quite sure what to say.. <votecp poll=wigo3539 closed="yes">Fox News: Prominent Republican calls on Steele to resign. Andy: Ambush by Fox News, demanding that Steele resign! <votecp poll=wigo3538 closed="yes">Conservapedia's modesty and levelheadedness continues. They are now "in a unique position to rank other information sources of all types". How would they rank RationalWiki?

<votecp poll=wigo3537 closed="yes">JPratt: "Blocking yourself is against our Commandments." Really? <votecp poll=wigo3536 closed="yes">Andy sez "Evolution rhetoric has declined 33% in two years!" How does he know? A google search on one meaningless term, which is far from unique to the evolution debate in any case.