Fun:Breast

Breasts are, generally speaking, fun. Hence this page in funspace.

Common names/euphemisms for breasts


In order to avoid sounding like a twerp or a writer of soft-core erotic fiction, the English language has developed many euphemisms for breasts. In no particular order, these are some examples:


 * Norks
 * Honkers
 * Hooters
 * Stonking Great Tits
 * Titties
 * Gazongas
 * Bazooms
 * Tatas
 * Fun bags
 * Milk bags
 * Yum yum bags
 * Flesh bags
 * Flesh blimps
 * Torpedoes
 * Forward cargo bays
 * Melons
 * Tomatoes
 * Coconuts
 * Shirt potatoes
 * Boobs
 * Boobies
 * Bristols (UK rhyming slang: Bristol Cities: Titties)
 * Baps, also a bread roll for those too southern or furrin' to know.
 * Boulders (which are held over-the-shoulder by a brassiere)
 * Knobs
 * Knockers
 * Jugs
 * Pillows
 * Headlights (said to be in the High Beam configuration if the nipples are erect.) (Not to be confused with headlice.)
 * Devil's Dumplings
 * Chebs
 * Top bollocks
 * Shirt puppies
 * Mams
 * Mammary banks
 * Feeders
 * Qualifications
 * Attributes (particularly when outstanding)
 * Endowments
 * Wabs
 * Waps
 * Paps
 * Second Base
 * Oppai (Japanese word)
 * Eyes (Japanophiles only)
 * Rack
 * Prow
 * Big 'uns
 * Magumbos
 * Forward bumpers
 * Bulgarian airbags
 * Huge Tracts of Land

Posessors of small breasts may be members of the itty bitty titty committee. (Witty!)

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Boob bees.