Recipe:Black brick emanating clouds of black smoke

Ingredients

 * Food stuff
 * Stove
 * Internet

Method

 * 1) Put food stuff in pan or pot
 * 2) Put pan or pot with food in it on stove
 * 3) Turn on stove
 * 4) Go quickly check your emails while the food is getting cooked
 * 5) Come back 6 hours later
 * 6) Enjoy!