Conservapedia:What is going on at CP?/January 2009

Once again, the Bible is too raunchy for Conservapedia. UPDATE: It was too much for them. They nuked it. The Conservapedia Consensus: Comedy Central is the reason why public school kids are such misbehavers!

Aschlafly: Oh yeah, their Upper West Side Manhattan headquarters are a few blocks from the bus station! Great, that's where I'll go to egg 'em! Hsmom forgets that Comedy Central is evil. UPDATE: But it's ok, Andy steps in to remind her RJJensen begins to understand how to be a good CP sysop. Next: More Hitler and bans for proving you wrong about something. Roger informs Andy that you can't just make up new definitions for math jargon and expect anyone to know what you're talking about.  Remember to log in before you WIGO or TK will find you!!!1! Note: this user was not blocked, she simply retired.  And TK's comment? Whoops, memory hole! Update; MOAR: Another WIGO'er falls for the cause! Good contributions, but log in first! TK spends more time here than making substantial edits at CP -- as if there is such a thing!  JPatt takes a forwarded mail and presents it as truth while citing a source that says the mail's claims are inaccurate and misleading. CherylE helps by showing Jpatt where to look for high-quality anti-Obama stuff. Hsmom explains the math. More: Of course, Jpatt is no fan of anything that puts things into perspective. And just in case you had some good faith left, read this comment.  DeanS informs the world that the founder of the Weather Channel doesn't believe in global warming. Of course, that leaves out the fact that he's not a meteorologist, just a weather reader and was forced out of the Weather Channel.  How does Andy determine who's a dirty dirty liberal? Why, "whoever spells "honour" in the non-American way of course!" So TK thinks that the chairman of the House Banking Committee is "Barney Fife"? Uhhh, you should watch more Comedy Central and less Mayberry RFD. Andy gets his maths ever so slightly wrong...again by just a little bit......and in a bold and unprecedented move for CP, DinsdaleP dares to write something reasonable on the matter! Andy tries his best to forget that whole 'list thing'. Update: It's back up! Burn, baby, burn! Proposed for speedy delete due to "National security concerns" - CALL TEH FBI!! UPDATE: Deleted. UPDATE:Screen cap Andy stumps for his World History class: "For those who want to forever [sic] remain ignorant, return to watching Comedy Central." He is apparently unaware that his classes have more giggle-value than most Comedy Central shows. When it happens on Bush's watch, Conservapedia cheers. When it happens on Obama's watch, Conservapedia screams like a stuck pig. Judging from the tone and "You're free to leave!" attitude, Iduan is apparently hoping to get Edit Rights again. Update: Yep, definitely aiming for more rights. More: Good thing that his parole went from this to this, huh? Isn't it improbable that God "just happened", without having been designed by an even higher power? Not on Conservapedia. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1277 img="on"> CP has its priorities in order for recovering data after the crash: Obama's page still says he "likely will be the First Muslim President", but his name is Barack Hussein Obama again. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1276 img="expanded"> Facts on conservapedia? Andy says "no thanks". <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1275 img="on"> Love your enemies? Where did you get that idea? <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1274 img="on">Andy the Leader. So what if you've just lost a week's work? I'm sure it wasn't any good anyway. Besides, all real conservatives were in Washington with me protesting Roe v. Wade. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1273 img="on">'The free market is under threat thanks to them liberals!' Because as we all know, the free market is working out perfectly just the way it is..... <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1272 img="on">"conservapedia.com"? Proceed. Update! Now you cannot proceed because Conservapedia has become a 90s-era computing file organizer. And now they're back. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1271 img="expanded">Tales Of The Smooth Restore: Meet everybody's favorite sysop, JoaquÃ­n MartÃ­nez. Moar ''[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Aschlafly&diff=prev&oldid=616038 Help! Let me in!]'' <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1270 img="on">After a day and a half's downtime and the loss of a week's work, the site is alive again, and the wandalism starts coming, and coming and ... (please expand) <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1269 img="on"> Less than nothing. As of approximately 3:30PM EST, 27 January 2009 CE AD, both www.conservapedia.com and www.conservativeencyclopedia.com are unreachable. Update: They're back up (for now), but they've lost all the edits made since January 19th. Transparency, thy name isn't CP: No explanation of what happened. CPWebmaster merely says that they're upgrading while Andy's first edit is to much improve his World History Whitewash project. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1268 img="on"> What is going on at CP? NOTHING is going on at CP, because Andy done broke it. . UPDATE: It's back... sort of with a redirect to another site, and a week-old backup. UPDATE: it's back, but they need MOAR BANDWIDTH. And the inactivity continues... UPDATE: It's back, sort of. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1267 img="on">At Wikipedia, edits may soon have to be approved by a "trusted team of editors." Andy complains about this (Snapshot of the main page item in question), overloading a number of irony meters. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1266 img="on">Conservative hasn't figured out the preview button yet. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1265 img="on">Bushisms? Non-encyclopedic. Obama-isms? Something completely different! And why? "Just because. Now go away." <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1264 img="on">Andy at his finest: "You miss the point. No Christian or atheist would likely use the phrase "my Muslim faith" in any context". Whoops, guess Andy is a secret Muslim after all! <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1263 img="on">If it's Sunday, it must be insight day! Asks Andy, "Does Conservapedia simulate a principled open mind?" Gee, Andy, I dunno... do principled open minds kill opposing viewpoints on sight, and ruthlessly shoehorn every school of human thought into a narrow, dogmatic, unflinching paradigm? <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1262 img="on">DeanS, Compassionate Conservative: "Hey Joaquín! Didn't you forget to make fun of dead civilians?" <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1261 img="on">Ed briefly confused his CP and WP accounts and says on CP that "a neutral presentation of competing ideas empowers the reader to see for himself which is closer to reality." Which explains nicely why CP has absolutely no interest in allowing NPOV in their articles. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1260 img="on">Andy: The Virginia Tech shootings weren't due to "mental insanity," but to the school curriculum. His proof? Another Virginia Tech student has decapitated someone with a knife. Apparently he wasn't crazy either. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1259 img="on">After Wonkette showcases a CP article, TK engages in damage control, saying that "Conservapedia in no way sanctioned it"... which would be a lot more believable if Senior Sysop DeanS hadn't implied his okay by only reverting a single edit in it, leaving the rest untouched. UPDATE: TK is quick to block the Internet Parodist/Vandal (or perhaps the political terrorist) who created the article. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1258 img="on">Foxtrot's background in maths: 4 = 2 * 3 Update! We have a reader! - wigo entry: 16:24h, correction at CP: 16:30h <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1257 img="on">Atten...shun! Vandals....at the ready! <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1256 img="on">PJR proclaims to the world, "I don't understand science" World reports little surprise. Update He shouts it again, for emphasis. World remains unsurprised. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1255 img="on">CP suggesting Obama might do something right?! Seeing is believing... <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1254 img="on">Teacake's being way too obvious again. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1253 img="on">TK can't make up his mind: Is Al Franken a liberal or a socialist? <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1252 img="on">Karajou to DReynolds: "DIE, DIE, DIE!" - TK to DReynolds, almost two days later: "Greetings, fellow editor!" <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1251 img="on">AddisonDM: "Monkey see, monkey do." And the redirect bot goes nuts. Again. In the meantime, somebody asked Ed why he moved the Obama article in the first place and whether this is a new rule. Ed: "LOL, I dunno." Update: TK to the rescue: "We use the most widely used version of the name. Except for Barack HUSSEIN Obama." <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1250 img="on">TK enforces a zero-tolerance policy when it comes to reverting stuff CP doesn't like: "If you don't know how to use the Undo link and fail to remove all of it, you're part of a tag-team." Result: Banhammer ("Oh, and let's not forget the 8,192 IPs he used!") and a Deep Burn - because we know that the average CP sysop can't be arsed to actually read articles to check if they're okay or not. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1249 img="on">Andy on the March for Control of Women's Bodies Life: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template%3AMainpageright&diff=617040&oldid=616911 People as far as the eye can see! Elbow to Elbow!] (hic) (cup) (follow the diffs) Andy on the Inauguration: Net Exodus from DC! Less than the liberal media predicted! Note: March crowd estimate: 100,000 Inaugural crowd estimate: 1.8 million <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1248 img="on">Assorted Parodists: "Obama didn't use a Bible when he took his oath in private - he's a Muslim non-President!" Karajou: "Obama took the oath properly the second time, since the Bible is not needed. Case closed" TK: "This is a non-issue" Andy (arriving late to the party): "Breaking News! Obama didn't use a Bible when he took his real oath in private!" <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1247 img="on">Darwin got something wrong, ergo obviously evolution was cooked up in a conspiracy to hide the real truth: the whole Bible is fact! <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1246 img="on">By popular demand, here is some MOAR HITLER!!!!1!!ONE!!!1 courtesy of 🇰🇪. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1245 img="on">The Obama-bashing gets ever more hysterical. Now he is supposed to be Muslim because he "non-dance-danced" at the inaugural ball, and his well-known morning workouts at the gym have been revealed to be secret Muslim prayer sessions, facing Mecca of course. They don't seem to like this guy. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1244 img="on">CP: "Should we go with the inspirational fact that Obama's inauguration makes him the first African American President in our nation's history?"

"Nah, let's go with the falling stock markets instead, it's not like that's ever happened before"

"Hey! I've got another great idea, let's use this news article, which has absolutely no mention of stock markets at all, to support that point!"

"Genius!" <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1243 img="on">CP thinks the whole Hurricane Katrina disaster was rather 'petty'.....but some misspelled name labels in the White House Press Office? 'Now that's real news!'

<vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1241 img="on">A Dutch court prosecutes a politician for calling the Koran a "fascist book." Had the politician said that of the Bible, Conservapedia would likely be cheering the court on, but TK, for some reason, calls the court's action "liberal lunacy." <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1240 img="on">TK: "I'd like you to take the time to learn the Babylon 5 Conservapedia mantra: TK is always right. I will listen to TK. I will not ignore TK's recommendations. TK is god. And, if this ever happens again, TK will personally rip your lungs out!" <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1239 img="on">Ed moves the Obama article to "Barack Hussein Obama". How long until he moves the other presidents like George Walker Bush or William Jefferson Clinton? Oh, wait, almost forgot that those guys don't have Evil Muslim Middle Names CP needs to emphasize. Bonus Lulz: The move causes CP's Redirect Fixing Bot to go wild and vandalize the Main Page. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1238 img="on">It was bound to happen: New Liberal Terms! Among them are Roosevelt's "America-first" priority, "mean-spirited" as a synonym for Conservative somehow, and a "politically correct attempt" to equate workplace problems as "indecent assault". Many definitions come from Don Feder's "LIB SPEAK – A LEXICON FOR THE AGE OF OBAMA." <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1237 img="on">TeaCake seems to be bitter about the Democrat President...no, not 'that one'...that one...along with a bit of libel in the edit summary too courtesy of TK

<vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1235 img="on">Andy evidently reads RationalWiki, as he wants to add "Mobocracy" to his best new conservative word list. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1234 img="on"> Andy on Jan 21: I'm the only "real" historian here. Take that CPalmer, PJR,... and Andy on Jan 20. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1233 img="on">New Conservative meanings. Not abducting people, avoiding torture and refusing to use kangaroo courts is, of course, "coddling" <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1232 img="on">'Evil liberal teachers censor Obama criticism'...not only does the article say the same thing about Bush, but the article is actually about preventing racism towards Obama...so what is CP advocating exactly? <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1231 img="on">The Ass says that not calling the mentally retarded idiots is just political correctness. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1230 img="on">Congratulations, Conservapedia, on your first hit list! (See previous) <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1229 img="on">In a rit of fealous jage, Schlafly declares Obama as "Bill Clinton without the political skill". The next 4 years will be bitter indeed. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1228 img="on">A new, even stricter naming policy? <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1227 img="on">Andy: "You got 14 out of 62 questions wrong. And this cluelessness explains why you're a liberal." <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1226 img="on">CWood1 complains about the CP 'Edit Nazis', gets his complaint deleted. Way to prove his point, ETrundel. Annnnd.... Blocked. That'll teach him to try to improve articles! <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1225 img="on">Well, CP has started as it means to continue for the next 4 (hopefully 8) years.....Although apparently Obama's not even the President yet?! BHarlan, do 'enlighten' us...... <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1224 img="on">Saboteur and parodist wheel war. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1223 img="on">And there it is, the expected news item by Andy about the inauguration and its bitterness doesn't disappoint. Obama's first expected official order? Use your money to pay foreign baby murderers!........and of course the crowds were nowhere near as big as the predictions he pulled out of his arse obtained from the liberal media. Update: Andy prefers the New York Times over Fox News!? <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1222 img="on">Conservapedia's Inaugural Address article skips famous, well-known quotes, and instead mines for any mention of God. But Gerald Ford never gave an inaugural address; his God-quote is from the speech in which he says "[this is] not an inaugural address". <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1221 img="on">Shocking news: Andy thinks Obama's Inaugural Address will be stupid. Don't expect Andy to say something substantive (like Ronald Reagan!).

<vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1219 img="on">Andy: Can you get 100% on my exam? (Going by previous experience, /dev/random could probably get 100% on one of Andy's exams...) <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1218 img="on">TK changes the CP definition of "statutory rape" from "seducing a child" to "coercing a child". Good on TK. Now I'll give you three guesses whose creepy uncle wrote the old definition. Hey, you got it first try. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1217 img="on">Happy Martin Luther King Jr. Day from Conservapedia! <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1216 img="on">Andy's final exam in American History is up, and it doesn't disappoint in stereotyping! Question The Last - please fill in the blank: Boys like sports and girls like easy questions. Correct! These stereotypes are growing rapidly! MOAR: When asked about gender segregation, Andy acts like an ass. Oh, and TK has to kiss some ass while he can. Update CiaraTo makes what is probably her last post on CP. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1215 img="on">Schlafly teaches world history! Lesson one: creationist propaganda: "When did mankind first begin? There is no reliable evidence of man existing before 3500 B.C." Except, you know, those bones & things... <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1214 img="on">Either Addison is being very bold, or he just stepped onto a landmine. (Images: Full diff and cropped version) UPDATE: Sadly, to avoid the appearance of having evolved a spine, AddisonDM just nuked the entire page. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1213 img="on">You better think before entering a risque edit summary, or else you'll just look like an ignorant fool. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1212 img="on">Wait... inserting Hitler pics is now a blockable offense? Oh dear. Bye, bye Ken. EXTRA LULZ: The Hitler pic insertion was actually done by someone else. Go look at the edit history. Way to go, Teacake!

<vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1210 img="on">Do Tell, oh wonder admin Teacake. When uploading this pic, what part of "Copyright © 2009 mmaexperts.net. All Rights Reserved." did you think constitutes "fair use?" <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1209 img="on">Qui? Our Gal Jess moves one of Ed Poor's favorite "articles" to the essay space... where it belongs, yes, but a first for Conservapedia. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1208 img="on">McCain/Palin: Not quite as liberal as Obama, but not really conservative, either. Just who is this "John McCain" anyway? <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1207 img="on">I'm sure this list will fill out soon. Update: Nope, it's irrelevant because conservatives don't care about the human rights of suspected terrorists. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1206 img="on">Don't you just love Sundayson CP? <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1205 img="on">Obama is such a master of deceit that he tried to trick us into thinking that Israel is its own friend. Update: TK either critically failed a Reading Comprehension roll or critically succeeded a Bluff roll as he somehow hides behind Ed's seniority, even though all Ed did was to wikilink two terms. Addison still apologizes to Ed. Update: Addison goes into a brief revert war with himself and ends up removing his apology! <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1204 img="on">Karajou is a genius. Really. Update:  The word is jerk, not genius. Really. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1203 img="on">Smackdown. Which jerk-off Schlafly brother is going to win this one? UPDATE And with this reply from Andy, we can finally call the result.....Roger wins! <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1202 img="on">It's only a common fallacy if conservapedia doesn't use it. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1201 img="on">Sunday comes early this week. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1200 img="on">Meritocracy in action! After 20 months, nearly 6000 edits, 644 new articles, 47 templates, 83 self-made images and 282 vandal blocks it's time for a promotion. (well, he is British) <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1199 img="on">The Daily Mail isn't Conservative enough for the Assfly. The. Daily. Mail. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1198 img="on">After "teaching" American History, Andy is prepared to fail at another class. Do you enjoy failing AP exams? Do you like it when boys are given different tests than girls? Sign up today! <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1197 img="on" img="on">TK manages to rid Conservapedia of whatever shred of something vaguely resembling decency it still had left lying around, with this comment regarding African-American people <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1196 img="on">Remember, this is the same man who is constantly banging on about the use of language. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1195 img="on">MrFang provides CP'ers a useful suggestion so TK slams down the banhammer <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1194 img="on">Boy George, a man with nothing to do with Hollywood at all, but of course he's been naughty so it must be a sign of Hollywood Values! <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1193 img="on">An advert suggesting that people should enjoy their lives?....sickening!. UPDATE: Andy seconds that <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1192 img="on">The Assfly declares American Indians crossing the Bering Strait to be liberal claptrap Update: In a flurry of anthropological discovery, Andy uses The Googles to find the differences between Asians and American Indians. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1191 img="on"> An entry not on the the myth of AIDS, the Muslimness of Barack Obama or the evilness of liberals? NOT EDUCATIONAL! <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1190 img="on">Somebody clarifies a couple things for the illiterate Assfly. How long until he gets the classic "whoops, but whatever, here is some arithmetic" retort? Sidenote: One wonders why Teh Fly prefers the 2+2 analogy over 1+1... An obvious but likely explanation is that the latter was first introduced by a dirty lib'rul! <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1189 img="on">Michael Moore is rude, so it is important to criticize him for being a fatty. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1188 img="on">Jpatt: PART 1: "there are high incidences of STDs in the gay population"....Conclusion?: "Abandon 'immoral' gay lifestyle to live a long and healthy life".... PART 2: "There are high incidences of STDs in the African-American population".....Conclusion?: thankfully Jpatt doesn't dare to reach a similar conclusion on that one...instead he's simply leaving us with some implied racism. UPDATE Well it's good to know at least one person over at CP has enough decency to question the wording MOAR At least KevinS said it with some irony ... But no, it's not racist: in fact, racism doesn't exist, because race doesn't exist ("It is important to note that not all people within this group regard themselves as African-Americans, but rather simply Americans. Furthermore, there are some Christians who have come to view 'races' as a silly concept.") <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1187 img="on">"Hermaphrodites: further proof against evolution".......WHAT!?.........Conservapedia: because your brain deserves a break <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1186 img="on">Where apparently clueless liberals like Karajou see trolling, true conservatives like Foxtrot see a potential insight. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1185 img="on">A year and a half later (and one day after it was reported at RW) someone fixes another quality Ed stub article. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1184 img="on">Another inevitable...errrr...insight from Andy - prepare for Obamaspeak!. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1183 img="on">TK gets mad and throws random criticisms at Obama's radical new idea; "equality" EDIT: And it's an example of deceit, because Obama had...always said he'd do it???. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1182 img="on">Jinxy weighs in on the abstinence debate (with one of the strangest analogies you are ever likely to read). Andy replies obviously not understanding (or not even reading) Jinx's example. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1181 img="on">Radical white supremacist group "Christian Identity is lib-burr-ull" And so was HITLER!!!!1! <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1180 img="on">Andy has stopped even trying to make sense: "You say you're against abortion, but so do many liberals who favor taxpayer-funded abortion." <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1179 img="on">A brand new conservative word from a brand new Conservapedia admin: militant gay! A militant gay is a gay person that wants equal rights. Just like uppity black people in the sixties. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1178 img="on">Andy takes on the myth of rape: Do the math, and you'll see it's more likely to be struck by lightning KevinS does the math, and no, it's not Andy: lalalalalalala. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1177 img="on">Well, at least Obama was closer with his 57 states...to be fair, they have only been working on this article for 20 months.
 * UPDATE: You're almost there AddisonDM, but you're still missing one!....and I'm not going to tell you which! :D
 * MOAR! Well done!

<vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1176 img="on">A new term for someone who denies the effectiveness of abstinence? (effectiveness at what, he doesn't say)...abstinence-denier ..............Genius, thy name is Andy UPDATE: Jpatt gets in on the fun serious political analysis <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1175 img="on"> Karajou finks "a bad call by an Australian surfing instructor" represents "the idiocy of teachers today" <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1174 img="on">Andy: "Abstinence is the only way to prevent HPV! TheGuy: "Not quite..." Andy: "La la la la! I can't hear you!" ETrundel: "Me neither!" <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1173 img="on">Financial scandal...Billions lost...Suicide.....'But on the upside!' <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1172 img="on">Andy's newest brainwave bright idea thing: a "Linguistic Analysis" of Presidential Candidates. We don't need to listen to and understand what they're talking about to know how conservative they are; just count the number of times they repeat buzzwords like "dumb down", "quota", "grassroots" and even "phonics". <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1171 img="on">'I'm sorry, will you forgive me like a good Christian?'........No <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1170 img="on">Oh this is going to be fun... UPDATE: No it's not :( <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1169 img="on">Ken just keeps going and going and going... UPDATE: and going... <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1168 img="on">TK really doesn't want anybody to apply for adminship... <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1167 img="on">And with that, our hero executes a perfect Schlafly Slip. Notice the excellent form in demanding others accept his red herring point, his ironic typo while attacking another for being "nonsenical" and his insistence on using the labels he accepts. High degree of difficulty, Full marks!! UPDATE: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User:DinsdaleP Bloxored! Andy wins!]</Vote> <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1166 img="on">"Politically correct" was a deceptive, nonsensical, liberal term invented by chairman Mao in 1936, but right after its invention.. in Wisconsin.. it was immediately turned into a conservative term to mock liberals... in 1983? What? <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1165 img="on">Addison: "Teacake, you've just blocked the whole of Oxford University." TK: "lalalala can't hear you, too busy plotting the demise of CP, now I have new powahs." <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1164 img="on">Women advised to get an abortion, women hustled into an abortion clinic at gunpoint: It's all the same to Conservapedia. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1163 img="on">Joaquin Martinez says hi....to a user that has been blocked for two months <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1162 img="on">BWatson openly accuses the President-elect of involvement in criminal activity....may I refer you to your own entry on libel? UPDATE: It can't be! TK being reasonable?! MORE: BWatson complains (and manages to be libellous at the same time) <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1161 img="on">TK is on a quest to block the whole world.....and his little friend DeanS is along for the ride... <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1160 img="on">Meritocracy in action: No matter how idiotic, it's not allowed to revert an edit by Joaquín "Must insert random images everywhere" Martínez without asking for permission first. Oh, and there will be no discussion or justification. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1159 img="on">Fox: TK is an expert [..], having caught many masqueraders while at the helm. So, he got another one! <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1158 img="on">Aw! Innit cute? Look everybody, it's a baby Ken <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1157 img="on">'Linking atheism to scientific theory is nonsensical....but we'll do it anyway' <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1156 img="on">Another generation saved from living long and healthy lives <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1155 img="on">Radar is a conservative concept. Naturally the liberal scientists still get all of the credit. UPDATE: Someone points out the assfly's mistake. The assfly responds. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1154 img="on">(but if you oppose Sarah Palin. . .) <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1153 img="on">"Geo, is hideous and looks like it has been photoshopped by a three-year-old, but it's the thought that counts, so thanks! But hey, I'll bury it in the trophy room, hoping that nobody scrolls down that far.".....a sign of Christmas Campaign medal values? <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1152 img="on">Apparently, Merriam-Webster has become the only dictionary in existence. Otherwise, Andy would have realized that "term limit" has been in The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language for a good while, for example. Or maybe that one is a liberal dictionary? (Irony: The American Heritage Dictionary was first made as a conservative dictionary because some thought Webster's had become too "permissive.") It's not too late for a Sunday Insight yet, Andy! Come on, you can do it!

<vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1150 img="on">An article on words that 'don't yet exist'....which also says that the phrase quote mining doesn't actually exist either.........surreal meets stupid over at Conservapedia <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1149 img="on">A disgruntled ex-CPer makes a self-fulfilling prophesy. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1148 img="on">Make a silly statement, get a typically rude answer <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1147 img="on">Finally, some truth in advertising: "MYOB", "Contradicting Administrator" and "Removal of bullshit claims made by sysops and parodists valid content" become official block reasons. Update: Tim asks TK what rule he broke to deserve a block. Luckily, TK made the rule official two whole minutes before blocking Tim (but an hour and 13 minutes after the offense). <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1146 img="on">Epic reading comprehension fail: "Ken, those main page images were too large and screw up the layout. Keep them small." - "What did you say? Make them bigger? Got it!" <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1145 img="on">Andy's got the Irony Meter, TK's got the Creepy Meter: Foxtrot: "Hey, a bunch of small questions, including one about your petty Helpjazz ban..." TK: "Silence!" Foxtrot: "WTF?" TK: "SILENCE! I'm a sysop, I don't have to put up with people trying to contact me through my talk page! This sort of contact with me has to be behind closed doors!" Foxtrot: "Uhhhh... sure. Sure. Whatever." The Ghost of Sysop Past: "*cough* Bullshit rule. *cough*" TK: "Tim, you're clueless. Foxtrot, you got special rights, so you're my bitch now". Foxtrot bends over and spreads. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1144 img="on">Oh Andy, is there anything you don't know? <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1143 img="on">Andy: Everybody involved with the Pulitzer Prize is a reprobate, because a Pulitzer Prize winner was arrested for drunk driving. More likely he is just sore because his ravings insightful Conservapedia articles will never win one. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1142 img="on">Sigh....the edit description almost had me believing the edit might actual be reasonable....how wrong I was <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1141 img="on">GillianM, banned by JY23 for 'moronic vandalism.' Obviously she (?) hates cats:. MOAR KITTY! <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1140 img="on">Are you an AIDS denialist whose awwsum book doesn't have a Wikipedia entry? Feel free to cry about your frustrations at "Examples of Bias in Wikipedia"!. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1139 img="on">Coming soon...the Hollywood Values category! Oh wait, never mind. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1138 img="on">[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Hawaii&curid=8199&diff=605886&oldid=576933 Err, I'm not sure if Obama was born in Honolulu, Hawaii. Oh wait, I'm not sure how to spell "allegedly"!] <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1137 img="on">Foxtrot joins in the new CP fad of talking to the dead. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1136 img="on">Andy's jealousy reaches new heights! <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1135 img="on">Perhaps the only time we'll ever agree with Andy...

<vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1133 img="on">Got separation anxiety disorder, generalized anxiety disorder, social phobia, or "homicidal ideation"? No problem; Dr. Andy will prescribe you some faith pills! <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1132 img="on">Aziraphale: "Hey, TK, since you're banning people who belong to certain groups, you should ban me, too." TK: "Allow me to miss the subtle criticism and instead rant about how you are a pathetic asshole who chose to support liberal tyranny." Aziraphale: "...right." Last wordism at work: I can still misinterpret you - and no one will correct me! TK oops, to the memory hole! And Andy says black holes don't exist! <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1131 img="on">Ed: "JArneal, don't point out that TK blatantly violated the official site standards. Have some irony instead!" TK: "No, it's cool. After all, he's merely a subhuman who doesn't realize that our site standards only apply when it suits us." <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1130 img="on">I can't believe it's not Sunday: It's Andy Insight Time already! Insight within the insight: "Radar", "milquetoast", and "media" are all conservative words. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1129 img="on">Yet more black hole stupidity from the experts at Conservapedia's stellar astronomy department <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1128 img="on">Ed Poor gets creepy again...and again. UPDATE Ed's Barbie nonsense is completely non-encyclopedic <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1127 img="on">So the name "Easter" is atheistic. Who woulda thunk it? (The name actually has pagan origins, although Conservapedia often regards that word as a synonym for atheistic.) <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1126 img="on">A wise man once said; 'If you know nothing, copy and paste' <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1125 img="on">Without Bugler, HelpJazz doesn't need to exist, neither. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1124 img="on">Jpatt claims that there were more murders in Chicago than Baghdad last year......Lie no.1: He actually means Iraq as a whole, Lie no.2: He's only counting US soldiers!! Actual number of war-related deaths in Iraq last year?...almost 7,500...  UPDATE: you're getting there Jpatt, but your geography/reading ability is still lacking...MORE: Jpatt finally gets it right, only problem is, without the lies that story doesn't really have much of a point now does it?...AND MORE: Jpatt: oopsy. Of course, the crack writers at CP still confuse "less" with "fewer"... <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1123 img="on">Black holes: the publishing industry scam......thanks for the heads up Andy <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1122 img="on">Now that's not at all like you, Conservative...is everything okay? <b> UPDATE: That's better <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1121 img="on">''Rational! Thinker!'' Now that was just asking for trouble <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1120 img="on">Andy on the history of the English language now, getting it wrong of course. The English language was apparently suddenly created in 1882 <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1119 img="on">Good work Ekeegan, that situation that never happened is really compelling evidence. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1118 img="on">Ed Poor, HIV denier. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1117 img="on">Conservapedia old: Democrats are trying to get Burris in office on the basis of race. Conservapedia new: Democrats are discriminating against Burris on the basis of race.

<vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1115 img="on">BHarlan: "NASA does not accept YEC as truth and thus doesn't count as a reliable source." Roger: "...wait, what?" <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1114 img="on">Ed Poor: "Dear user who was banhammered a week ago..." <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1113 img="on">Mmmmmm, lulz with a side order of more lulz. But no sources please (sorry, couldn't resist) <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1112 img="on">Not their most imaginative lie, but some marks for stupidity still <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1111 img="on">RickD continues with his attempts to insult everyone who isn't RickD <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1110 img="on">That's 2 Gold stars from Andy: one for randomly mentioning God, and one for spouting unsourced nonsense...keep up the good work MBBurke! <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1109 img="on">Conservapedia: A never-ending source of up-to-date and well-informed scientific statements. Have you guys been paying attention over the last 20 years? <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1108 img="on">Andy: A BBC article tells the truth that liberals deny! And here he almost had us convinced that the BBC were a pack of biased liberal scumbags! <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1107 img="on">Conservapedia gets to work on this year's Christmas Card list <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1106 img="on">Conservapedia's harderto get into than heaven! <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1105 img="on">Andy with another one of his 'gems'.....Yes dear, now you go and have a lie down <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1104 img="on">Conservative decides that the previous image for the Evolution article wasn't quite inflammatory enough for his liking... <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1103 img="on">But what's the cure!? <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1102 img="on"> Well thank heavens for that!For a moment I thought Conservapedia had truly lost its way. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1101 img="on">TK: "Now that I'm sysop after weaseling in again, let's make sure to erase all evidence of support for other candidates!" <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1100 img="on">The Chinese government did something Andy likes. Seems he has more in common with those Godless communists than he realized... <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1099 img="on">Come on Ed. She's a sysop now. Surely writing plans don't count anymore. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1098 img="on">Democrats are so racist, they'll never accept an African American senator from Illinois <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1097 img="on">If liberals won't admit that they're liberal, Ed will just edit their talk comments to make them admit it. ShawnJ notices and changes it back. Silly Shawn, YOU aren't allowed to edit other people's comments! <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1096 img="on">In a fit of ridiculousness TK deletes PalMD's user page, a year and a half after blocking him initially. That'll show him? <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1095 img="on">"What my open mind would like to learn is what Conservative insights I can gain from such observations. I want to be set free by the truth": Andy's idea of pillow talk. Too bad it's also parody. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1094 img="on">Andrew Schlafly, history teacher,declares that the past never existed. Update: "A good encyclopedia leaves it to the reader to draw the conclusions." <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1093 img="on">Prêt-à-porter White House dress: $148......Oscar de la Renta dress: $3000......Andy starting a debate on fashion: Priceless <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1092 img="on">As ever, Andy fails to keep up with current developments in science. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1091 img="on">And it seems Conservapedia has left a moderate disillusioned and broken in spirit. At least he tried.UPDATE: Jesse C has removed the Parthian shot. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1090 img="on">Apparently there are deep symbolic implications to Michelle Obama's appearance. So could you help us out a bit Andy, we were wondering if you could give us your expert opinion on some of these? <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1089 img="on">Andy hates it when people use the (uncited) tag for uncited articles. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1088 img="on">Use the word 'past' in a Biblical context? LIBRUL! P.S. Could someone please call Andy a doctor? <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1087 img="on">Epitaphs appear on the graves of SamHB and ElizabethK, placed there by the self-styled executor of their estates. Everything was burned and blocked within 4 minutes. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1086 img="on">Proving once again that no matter how hard Andy tries, Ed will always be the Master of WTF: "And girls carrying machine guns are a great stopper against suicide bomb terrorists." <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1085 img="on">Me like learnin fings <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1084 img="on">Ed now presents Conservapedia as an alternative to professional medical care. We can have him arrested for this, right? <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1083 img="on">Obey!, Obey!, Obey! <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1082 img="on">Ed: I'm not bitter, I'm Socrates. <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1081 img="on">A new sheriff? Fun! Fun! <vote closed="yes" poll=wigo1080 img="on">Is Religion Necessary asks DeanS. A deep and profound question indeed, and I'm sure we can expect your answer to be a long and detailed analysis of the different arguments...