User talk:James1938

Hi, it’s that james1938 guy again. I just wish to clarify my last visit.

I had initially chosen to visit the site SANITY IN TODAYS WORLD but my beam me up request went badly wrong. Scottie, bless him mixed up the co-ordinates and I finished up here at RationalWiki.

After perusing the content for a few minutes I new that it had been renamed from what was originally A Mad Hatter Tea Party. Its former inhabitants                                                                                                                           The White Rabbit, The Mouse, The Dodo, The Lory, The Eaglet, The Duck, Pat, Bill the Lizard, Puppy, The Duchess, The Cheshire Cat, The March Hare, The Hatter, The Dormouse, The Queen of Hearts, The Knave of Hearts, The King of Hearts, the Gryphon and Mock Turtle, had all been pushed aside by a new breed of idiots I became aware of two, namely the “MĖSSIÅH ØF DØØM” and Miekal whom I believe have an annual toe count, a recognised consequence of inbreeding. These two patronizing pretentious individuals kept insisting that Elvis was dead. How ridicules All normal people know that Elvis lives, I see him on a regular basis. (He never could sing you know)

Anyway to continue, the above named condescending gents, the MĖSSIÅH ØF DØØM” and Miekal, were trying so desperately hard to prove what cool dudes they are; it made me smile, for the holes were big enough to drive a bus through.

Just a quick word. The 1938 in my name that gave you concern fellas refers to the year I died. Currently I’m living in the Magic Wood up amongst the leafy boughs of the Faraway Tree with Noddy and Big Ears for company. Sorry it’s taken me a week to post this to you, but Friday night is the only safe time I can leave my tree, due to the goblin patrol. It is only on Friday when they abandon the watch in order to have their wicked way with Snow White.

Well I’m sure by now you grow weary of hearing this rubbish from me, shaded only by the monumental crap that you lot put out. I am now assailed by an irresistible urge to leave the Looney bin that is RationalWhackyWiki. I bid your entire inmates farewell.

If I never return again it will be too soon.

Beam me up Scottie Engage warp drive. Tally-ho.