User talk:Commodore Guff

Greetings, Commodore, and welcome to that  of the internets, RationalWiki! Thank you for joining us! I hope you enjoy your time here. 03:29, 5 January 2009 (EST)

Wow, that was quick. Never got a greeting on CP and I've had an account there for nearly two years. :( --Commodore Guff 03:30, 5 January 2009 (EST)
 * You're welcome. : )  And look on the bright side:  Ed Poor hasn't demanded a writing plan from you yet.   03:41, 5 January 2009 (EST)
 * The welcome mat is always laid out quick here... sometimes suspiciously quickly. :P  A rmondiko V  User_Talk:Armondikov 05:49, 5 January 2009 (EST)
 * Indeed. Such quickness in editing is indicative of a double-, triple-, or even potentially quadruple-parodist.  I'm keeping an eye on you.  Commodore Guff User talk:Commodore Guff 05:54, 5 January 2009 (EST)
 * We will need a plan of what you plan to write, a writing plan, if you will, before you continue, Cmmr. Gruff!!!! Oh, and Welcome to the Dollhouse!  Nice exploit...  ħ uman  22:50, 5 January 2009 (EST)

Sysopery
Congratulations, Commodore! You have been demoted into a dreaded janitor! (Can I call you "Dread Guff" now?)

Anywho, here's your bucket, mop, and instruction manual. Try not to get too drunk on power, okay? : )  23:14, 12 January 2009 (EST)
 * And my dad said I would never accomplish anything. Commodore Guff User talk:Commodore Guff 06:56, 13 January 2009 (EST)
 * I'm trying to come up with a witty response that isn't completely soul-crushing... but I can't (that must mean I'm not a very nice person).  08:21, 13 January 2009 (EST)