User talk:Smapdey

Ho ho ho! Witty Welcome Message! Acei9 04:04, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
 * Welcome, and a fine bit of writing there on your user page. We have tried many times to encourage Andy to come to us for psychiatric assistance, or even just to talk to friends, but his condition appears intractable. We shall persist, and I hope Andy realises through our efforts that the door is still open. You are a great man/woman, and I shall think of you next time I'm unable to go to sleep without repeatedly getting up to ensure that the back door is locked. -- ConcernedResident Fightin' round the world 16:08, 9 June 2010 (UTC)