User talk:HelpJazz/deleted

The following was deleted by User:HelpJazz on 07:50, 26 February 2008 (EST) Susan  Purrrrr  07:50, 26 February 2008 (EST)

-	Yes I am!!!! Why else would I be here! I'm freakin' HelpJazz! No wonder you morons can never vandalize Conservapedia correctly! HelpJazz 15:08, 17 December 2007 (EST) -
 * Then what did you mean by saying "no"?- 15:10, 17 December 2007 (EST)

-		 -	Is this the real HelpJazz?-αmεσ (pirate) 14:58, 17 December 2007 (EST) -		 -	Yeah HelpJazz 14:59, 17 December 2007 (EST) -		 -	so so stupid- just block me and get it over with. (not) HelpJazz 15:13, 17 December 2007 (EST) -		 -		 -	im goin back to CP (not) HelpJazz 15:13, 17 December 2007 (EST) -

Confusion #2
-	Hope you stay, you're welcome here, sorry, I'm just sleepy.- 15:17, 17 December 2007 (EST) -
 * I think "he's" a sock of you Ames! SSchultz 15:20, 17 December 2007 (EST)

-	Sschultz I didn't know you had an account here... welcome too! Pretty much everyone here is a sock of me. I fabricated the entire Conservapedia project. Ken, TK, Andy, Karajou... all socks of AmesG. Check the IPs.- 15:21, 17 December 2007 (EST) -
 * Oh! That's different then, you're a sicker fuck than I gave you credit for being. SSchultz

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Please Stop
-		 -	I don't know what I ever did to you but please stop using my name. It's not funny. JazzMan 13:50, 27 January 2008 (EST) -		 -	I'm sorry, but you're the imposter here. I am the real HelpJazz, and I demand you stop posting that silly template on my userpage. I am not an "announced sockpuppet" I am the real HelpJazz, something you will never be. HelpJazz 19:27, 30 January 2008 (EST) -
 * Don't be foolish; both Jazz's are my socks, and I'm gonna tell assfly.--PalMD-Did that sound a little harsh? 19:29, 30 January 2008 (EST)

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 * Tell me what, Ames? -- AKjeldsen Godspeed! 19:36, 30 January 2008 (EST)

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 * I'm dizzy.--PalMD-Did that sound a little harsh? 19:38, 30 January 2008 (EST)

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 * Probably an effect of extreme liberalness. user talk:Bohdan 19:39, 30 January 2008 (EST)

-		 -	What are you three talking about??? HelpJazz 19:40, 30 January 2008 (EST) -		 -	I'd appreciate it if RationalWiki issued some type of order banning Jazzman83 from editing on my page. I am the real HelpJazz, and I am growing very tired of this imposter. HelpJazz 22:06, 30 January 2008 (EST) -		 -	Can you offer proof? 22:11, 30 January 2008 (EST) -		 -
 * It's pretty easy to prove. Have someone email this HelpJazz, then email the real HelpJazz (on Conservapedia, that is). If they respond with a different email address, then you know that this guy's an imposter, and you can block him. Simple as pie.

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 * I don't know who you are Ari fake HelpJazz, but I really don't see why you are harrassing me. As far as I know I never abused my blocking privileges, and I've never made ideological or stupid edits to articles. Unless you are that guy who kept adding the "Atoms are a THEORY guy" (which, incidently, I tried to discuss with him), I have no idea who would have a beef against me. I hope that RW respects me enough to block this guy when the truth comes out. It's really not funny, and I'm sure when Andy sees "me" editing over here it doesn't help my chances for editing rights. JazzMan 22:21, 30 January 2008 (EST)

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 * Jazzman831 is the Jazzman831 that was banned from conservapedia, so if helpjazz at CP is a nom-de-wiki of jazzman831 then this helpjazz is an impostor.....we really haven't had a history of blocking impostors, just outing them as such. The weak link in the chain is whether helpjazz is a reincarnation of jazzman831. 23:00, 30 January 2008 (EST)

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 * I am the real Tmtoulouse. The one above is the editor behind this crap. Obviously he is not the real tmtoulouse. user talk:Bohdan 23:05, 30 January 2008 (EST)

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 * You should check out my new pet.  23:07, 30 January 2008 (EST)

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 * Good heavens. When did you vomit up that? user talk:Bohdan 23:08, 30 January 2008 (EST)

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 * Sometime today between shots of tequila. 23:09, 30 January 2008 (EST)

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 * I am the real Bohdan, the above editor is an impostor. user talk:Bohdan

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 * Of course HelpJazz doesn't have Cp email enabled. 23:09, 30 January 2008 (EST)

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 * Try it now. (That ought to be proof enough, eh?) JazzMan 23:10, 30 January 2008 (EST)

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 * Works now. 23:13, 30 January 2008 (EST)

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 * I responded. JazzMan 23:32, 30 January 2008 (EST)

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 * Settled in my book, Jazzman is the real HelpJazz, while I won't block your doppleganger now (Technically, he hasn't done anything blockable here, yet), I will if he edits so much as one byte of your page (This one included}. 23:42, 30 January 2008 (EST)

-		 -	<-- Thank you, Pinto. Hopefully he will take the hint and leave me alone. I'm sure he's hurt me enough already. JazzMan 00:20, 31 January 2008 (EST) -		 -	Oh my, I've hurt you enough. Please don't cry. My gosh, get over it. You guys don't even get it, I am HelpJazz and Jazzman831. And last time I checked, my userpage is mine, not Jazzman831's. (Although their both mine) I had you guys going for a while there, just please don't block either of my accounts here. Thanks. HelpJazz 20:12, 13 February 2008 (EST) -
 * Who could you be? Is it AriHatcher, who started voting against me and making accusations within 30 minutes of joining the site? Or maybe cp:User:WalkinWithJesus, who made the same accusations privately through email? Or maybe it's someone else we know who likes to stir up trouble on wikis? JazzMan 20:32, 14 February 2008 (EST)