User:MaytheFarcebewithYou

This user is from the England, ol' blighty, land of milk and honey.

We are an island race, love our football though we never seem to win anything; invented tennis and our best tennis player is Scottish; and our national dish is curry. Though we are next to Europe we couldn't be further from them. They use the metric system, drive on the wrong side, and don't speak English. Our train system is owned by the French, and our last major car manufacturer (Rover) has been sold to the Chinese. We like to think we won the second world war (although we were the first to declare war on Hitler), we had to sell everything after it and was forced by the Yanks to give up the colonies. (though we had held out dreams reclaiming the US for the crown one day) The only export we seem to have left is the Royal family.