User:Randomosaurus

Hello. I am a guy who is interested in synthetic biology/genetic engineering, dinosaurs, MLP, and hates creationism, as well as homophobia and Dominionism. On this page, you will find some random stuff.

Stupidest creationist arguments (in my opinion)

 * If we came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?
 * Peanut butter argument.
 * Banana fallacy.
 * Apes can't be related to humans/ancestors of humans because they have no thumbs (critical research failure).

My parodies of creationist arguments
If it is not made obvious by the title of the heading, please note that the arguments below are simply parodies.
 * If the Earth is really so old, wouldn't it have crumbled to dust by now?
 * How did nothing suddenly turn into pond scum which turned into dinosaurs which turned into monkeys which turned into people?
 * If fossils really are hundreds of billions of years old, then why haven't dinosaur bones crumbled to dust?

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