Conservapedia:What is going on at CP?/October 2011

October 2011
Andy: Loss of power due to a snow storm (which disproves climate change) is a liberal plot to ration energy. Why? Because liberals. Spreading Christianity and Creationism, Ken Style: "We will swing the axe, kill you dead, burn down your house, and finally bomb the shit out of you!" ...then an irony singularity was formed. Andy digs up an inspirational story from two years ago, but forgets to do the followup. What's that called again? Due dilligence? 🇰🇪 asks the hard-hitting question that everyone else is too smart to ask. These "fiscally insane" San Franciscans built a wheelchair ramp for half a million dollars in a historic building just because they don't want to get sued by a woman that couldn't get to work any other way! Pah, equality! Ken: You should know Greek and Hebrew to translate the Bible! Andy: No, I've got Google! UPDATE: Ken: Andy, "you once said on this wiki that you hate to admit to being wrong. That is not a good characteristic to have. Andy: What matters more? Worrying about my nonexistent expertise or keeping the Bible in line with our politics? Ken: Your World History lecture is a good example that you can't admit being wrong. Massive earthquake hits Turkey; His Andyness dances on 432 graves.

Those Libyan rebels, they should treat murderous despots with more kindness User: Mr. Schlafly, I can't help but notice you equate weather and climate. This is an egregious error on a basic distinction of concepts. Andy (exact quote): "Colder weather is evidence that the Democratic claims of a crisis of global warming are false." Karajou: BANNED!

The Article Matrix is becoming impossible to manage. Article: MSNBC is losing viewers, probably to Current TV. Andy: MSNBC is losing viewers to Conservapedia! How Andy writes Conservapedia: 1.Know nothing at all about a subject. 2. make up something that is politically expedient. 3. ??? 4. Profit. Here at Conservapedia, there are only two types of people, mutts and purebreds. Student Rep: Sir, we have concerns of your grading... Andy: You're just nitpicking. Student Rep: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk%3AAschlafly&action=historysubmit&diff=929070&oldid=929049 You still haven't answered us. You're being unprofessional and your competency is questionable.] Student#2: I also wish you would address the issues. Andy: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk%3AAschlafly&action=historysubmit&diff=929512&oldid=929449 Here's my answer: TRIM. ] Student#2 Put that back! Student Rep: Why are you burning the evidence, Sir? Isn't it your job to teach? Andy: [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Aschlafly&diff=929576&oldid=929575 I'll run my own course, thank you. Godspeed.] Student Rep: Why are you such a terrible teacher, Sir? Student#3: Here's some more wrong answers you gave full marks, Andy... Andy: Thanks for your concerns, I am deeply gratef- Hah, kidding! Fuck you,  TRIM . Student Rep: Why do you delete our concerns rather than answering them? Andy:  TRIM  and  BLOCK 

Andy (exact quote): "The colorful beauty in autumn foliage cannot be appreciated by things that cannot see, such as trees as well as most mammals. The theory of evolution cannot explain it, and indeed denies that it could exist.  Yet it does." <votecp poll=wigo4660 closed="yes">A Muslim woman is paid $75,000 in a settlement because the school district denied her unpaid leave to attend Hajj. Do you know whose fault this is? That's right, it's Barack Obama's fault <votecp poll=wigo4659 closed="yes">MPR in August: "You wouldn't believe these news about Obama's uncle! Please think bad things about Obama himself now!" MPR in October: "Emilio Estevez, what a great guy!" User: "And what a great family he has!" Andy: "Gossip! Taj: "In my opinion, it doesn't really matter who his brother or father are, he cannot be held responsible for their actions, any more than any of us can control what our adult relatives chose to do." Andy: "Exactly! Only a complete jerk would try to hurt somebody's reputation through his relatives' issues!" <votecp poll=wigo4658 closed="yes">Everybody's favourite maladjusted manchild hauls out the tumbleweed again, because there's no beautiful songs about atheism. User: What about "Imagine", that's beautiful. Ken: [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Essay:_Beautiful_songs_written_about_atheism&diff=next&oldid=928388 "Nuh-huh! Imagine fails to mention that atheists have been the world's biggest mass murders in history..."] User: Here's some for you. Karajou: Argh! Facts!Die! Die! Die!" <votecp poll=wigo4657 closed="yes">Andy on homework methods: "Memorise five hundred random words and their definitions, pull some pointless percentages out of your arse, test yourself on a table I can't be bothered to even spellcheck, then fight until I declare a winner!"

<votecp poll=wigo4656 closed="yes">...And the other is the Occupy Wall Street movement! *rimshot*

<votecp poll=wigo4655 closed="yes">...As opposed to Andy's policy of never giving a grade of less than 8/10 <votecp poll=wigo4654 closed="yes">Ken: Deftly proves that conservapedia was built with malice and not compassion based on the articles that it doesn't have.

<votecp poll=wigo4653 closed="yes">AugustO: "Andy, I'm just putting back this unanswered question, which I think you trimmed by mistake." Andy: "No, I deliberately ran from your question, now fuck off."

<votecp poll=wigo4652 closed="yes">[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk%3AWorld_History_Lecture_Six&action=historysubmit&diff=925835&oldid=925831. Freezes. Over.] UPDATE: an hour later, Andy blocks the guy. <votecp poll=wigo4651 closed="yes">Suck my balls! Ken restores wandal abuse to Karajou's talk page. <votecp poll=wigo4650 closed="yes">Andy: *puts fingers in ears* LA LA LA I can't hear you. UPDATE: Not listening. <votecp poll=wigo4649 closed="yes">🇰🇪 has a very high opinion of himself <votecp poll=wigo4648 closed="yes">🇰🇪 lets us know that he is on to Obama for bailing out Wall Street in return for campaign contributions - only problem is that the Wall Street bailout happened under Bush in the fall of 2008. UPDATE Ken tries to walk it back, while still blaming Obama. Good luck with that. <votecp poll=wigo4647 closed="yes">Uncle Ed watches Starship Troopers and is compelled to write a one-sentence piece about that naughty, always-smiling Denise Richards. <votecp poll=wigo4646 closed="yes">Andrew Schlafly: Public schools need more guns. <votecp poll=wigo4645 closed="yes">Two Meters learns something new.. ..10 years late. BrentH: Please learn how to write. Two Meters: How DARE you suggest I write something cohesive! Update: That'll show you! Moar update Ed is reverted. BY 🇰🇪 Priceless: Ed says users were "dropped" for trolling, and were then "vague" about complaints!