User talk:Ace McWicked/Archive4

Terry Koeckritz
Always pulling out the banhammer. What a joke you all are. --TmtouIouse (talk) 22:10, 29 July 2009 (UTC)
 * Go have another drink and laugh with your cronies. Tell cirrhosis hello. --TmtouIouse (talk) 22:15, 29 July 2009 (UTC)
 * I assume you are Marcus Cicero? You seem a lot like him. Ace McWickedNecron99 22:20, 29 July 2009 (UTC)

.....be studying rather than loitering around here?Rad McCool (talk) 05:58, 30 July 2009 (UTC)
 * I'll be the judge of that. Ace McWickedNecron99 07:15, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

Terry Koeckritz
I don't think PJR would want to hook up with us for some Mai Tai's even if the legendary Ace is here. Rad McCool (talk) 07:21, 30 July 2009 (UTC)
 * I dont know, he could be tempted. Lets tell him its bible study then slip an E in his drink. Ace McWickedModel 500 07:22, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

That certainly would loosen him up, it might even "add" information. Rad McCool (talk) 07:25, 30 July 2009 (UTC)
 * He's teetotal! 07:26, 30 July 2009 (UTC)
 * We'll soon fix that. Ace McWickedModel 500 07:27, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

We could always pop it in his prune juice. Rad McCool (talk) 07:27, 30 July 2009 (UTC)
 * We could, or his communion juice. P.S. An... Rad, add ":" to indent conversations. Ace McWickedModel 500 07:29, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

Terry Koeckritz
If he is in Ireland, it is late evening right about now. 22:13, 30 July 2009 (UTC)
 * Ace doesn't care about it being correct, he's got his little banhammer. Genghis Cunt (talk) 22:15, 30 July 2009 (UTC)
 * Hi, Steve! Back from the bar already? 22:18, 30 July 2009 (UTC)
 * What the fuck do I care, its morning where I am. Also, MC, if you dont want the ban hammer dropped dont give reason for someone to do so. Idiot. Ace McWickedModel 500 22:20, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

Terry Koeckritz
Hello, tall dark n' handsome! :D (*insert hug emoticon here, because I can't find the page with the smiley faces) I just wanted to say the current blurb on your user page is really funny, I LOL'd. :D So then I had to go on to read |"Essay:A Very Metal Christmas" laughed again, terrific writing, I want to read more! Refugee talk page 21:22, 31 July 2009 (UTC)
 * I have many many more also. Ace McWickedModel 500 21:26, 31 July 2009 (UTC)
 * Expect an email from me later tonight begging to see them, lol. Or you could post some more here and be spared that! :D Refugee talk page 21:32, 31 July 2009 (UTC)
 * Posted another for you - Essay:The Throbbing Gullet of Super Stardom. Ace McWickedModel 500 21:37, 31 July 2009 (UTC)
 * Awesome! Refugee talk page 22:23, 31 July 2009 (UTC)

I actually have a fair bit of your writing over here Ace. There might be a a lot that you don't have anymore. You can check when you get here on the 19th. Some of it is pretty old, when you were working for the man. There is a good one about polititions and a blocked sink. Rad McCool (talk) 03:12, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Yeah that was a good one. Ace McWickedModel 500 03:13, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

Terry Koeckritz
05:08, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

Terry Koeckritz
Check out this dope tune.

15:35, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

I'm intending to infinitely exist like this Terry Koeckritz
22:56, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

Terry Koeckritz
This is how I feel never, but it's a feeling. 05:01, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Embedding disabled by request. Please suck my cock here instead.  05:17, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
 * At least one user is sober enough to pay attention. Fuckin' Ace. 05:19, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

Terry Koeckritz
You HOPE somebody has cancer? What kind of person are you? No matter how much he pissed you off, wishing that on ANYbody is WAY out of line. SuspectedReplicant (talk) 21:35, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
 * No it's not. 21:44, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Yes, it is. Being pissed in an internet debate =! hoping someone has cancer.  -- 21:45, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Fuck all that. My family member who has several cancers has never lied, cheated or stolen in their life and spent their entire time looking after other people. Now it's their turn to be looked after and to have some nasty fuck-wit to get high and mighty, call it Commie Rot and basically be a totally fuckface - well, fuck him. I wont mince words. I hope he fucking rots. Ace McWickedModel 500 23:32, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
 * I appreciate both perspective here, both Toast's and Ace's. 23:36, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
 * What Ace said. And for the record, I hope JPatt gets a bad head cold. or maybe a spot of indigestion. TheoryOfPractice (talk) 23:37, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
 * I hope Kowardjou gets a really annoying hangnail. I'M A TERRIBLE PERSON!! --Kels (talk) 01:32, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Make mine a paper cut for TK. What was that thing about curses at the bar?  01:39, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
 * TK needs a good old fashioned Prolapse. Othersie known as an "Ass-Tulip". Ace McWickedModel 500 01:42, 14 August 2009 (UTC)

I'm, as you'd know, right with you Ace. I was there when they were receiving their FREE healthcare and the hospital staff were awesome. Everything happened when they said it would happen, it happened quickly, and they always let you know what would happen next. I think the longest wait was 15 minutes for the neuro-surgeon. All of this provided in a state of the art facility. If that is Commie Rot then I'm a flag waving communist. Rad McCool (talk) 01:29, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Damn fucking right, sing it brother. I think the most expensive thing about this whole ordeal so far has been the coffee from the Hospital Cafe, fucking rip off by thats what you get with privatisation. Oh yeah, was pretty annoyed I couldn't drink beers in the ward. Ace McWickedModel 500 01:33, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
 * I think you are completely in the right to tell RobS you hope he gets cancer and rots. Serves him right for picking fights in our neighborhood to begin with.  Jackass should stay in AndyLand!The Goonie 1 (talk) 01:40, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
 * I can't believe you people. A man posts on website and you therefore feel justified in wishing he has a horrible illness? Ace - what would your relative think if you told him/her that you wished their condition on somebody else? Do you imagine even for a second that they'd tell you what a good thing you did, or would they tell you that you're a vicious fuckwit? Those of you supporting it have even fewer excuses. "Brutish, inhumane bastards" about sums it up.
 * RobS is an idiot, yet. He's a total fucktard and should keep his obnoxious views to himself, true. Dragging yourselves down to his level is pathetic. Grow up. SuspectedReplicant (talk) 07:43, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
 * if I were to drag myself to his level I would accuse him of being a commie. Ace McWickedModel 500 11:06, 14 August 2009 (UTC)

Terry Koeckritz
Some Biblical scholars think Paul of Tarsus was a homosexual propositioning Philemon. What do you think? http://conservapedia.com/Epistle_to_Philemon_(Translated) Conservapederast (talk) 01:00, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
 * I am thinking why are you asking me? Ace McWickedModel 500 01:06, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Because you're spunky and I like your fight. Conservapederast (talk) 01:16, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Please don't use "spunky" and "Ace McWicked in the same sentence." TheoryOfPractice (talk) 01:20, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
 * That's what I was going to say actually ToP. I am afraid I dont know too much about Homosexuality in the bible, or in general for that matter so I cant really help. Ace McWickedModel 500 01:21, 14 August 2009 (UTC)

Terry Koeckritz
--Kels (talk) 01:39, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Due to restrictions on my work computer, I am unable to view youtube content. You could describe it, wait until I get home or if it's hip-hop, ask Slutty Roux. Ace McWickedModel 500 01:43, 14 August 2009 (UTC)

Sorry Ace, I can't see it from my computer at work either. Rad McCool (talk) 01:49, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Since the artist and title are on the opening screen, I suspect she means you could identify with it. A treat for when you get home! 02:14, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
 * What Human said. Don't worry about it, it'll keep. --Kels (talk) 02:15, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Awesome, I look forward to it then. Its a warm sunny afternoon and I am leaving the office in an hour or so to go drinking down by the harbour. When I get home all drunk and angry I'll have something waiting for me to enjoy. Something that wont ask where I have been, why haven't I done the dishes and whats that hanging out of my pants. Ace McWickedModel 500 02:17, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
 * What an ironic comment, given the video. --Kels (talk) 02:20, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Ohh now I am intrigued. Ace McWickedModel 500 02:32, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Even though it's a decade old and he's released a ton of stuff since then, that's still my favorite album of his.-- 02:41, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
 * A lot of artists brag about being lyrical poets, but it's literally true in his case. Have you heard the show he did with Symphony Nova Scotia?  It's brilliant.  And he's from Lower Sackville too, only a little more than a half-hour's drive from where I grew up. --Kels (talk) 03:29, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
 * I saw him live last year, I was shocked he toured this far south. K-os needs to get his ass down here next.-- 04:23, 14 August 2009 (UTC)

Ken DeMeyer
Oops, sorry, I meant Terry Koeckritz. 22:43, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

See you....
......tomorrow. Rad McCool (talk) 23:10, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Have a good time knocking farts with your bro bro. Drink lots of beer for me. 23:28, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

Australia, brace yourself. Rad McCool (talk) 23:34, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
 * For fucks sake INDENT! Ace McWickedModel 500 23:38, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

Just imagine if you were flying from the South Island you'd be saving 30 cm's worth of fuel costs on your fare to Oz. Also don't forget to pop in on PJR. 23:46, 17 August 2009 (UTC)


 * So close you could almost swim. Rad McCool (talk) 23:59, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

Homicidal psycho jungle cat
= Calvin and Hobbes 23:05, 8 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Calvin and Hobbes is not funny. Woul dyou like som ecut price liquor? Ace McWickedModel 500 00:03, 9 September 2009 (UTC)

Hi Ace
Fancy a few tonight? Call me. MarcusCicero 13:44, 11 September 2009 (UTC)

Entertainment
Further to your request earlier on this day of entertainment, I beat you in the game of greet here. Please kiss my arse. All the best mate, 17:38, 11 September 2009 (UTC)
 * mmmmmmmmmmm. Ace McWickedModel 500 21:49, 11 September 2009 (UTC)

Like this.....lots.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEuvaDJmoLQ Rad McCool 05:38, 13 September 2009 (UTC)

OK, now it's MY turn...
This time, I'm the one pissed as a fart. I was out with work mates and some random bloke I've never met before who I just started talking to called Chris. Anyhoo, to cut a long story short, <bigENTERTAIN ME MUTHA'FUCKA! I'm just kidding my insomniac friend, I'll be asleep by the time you get this, you wacky NZlanders and your refusal to adhere to real time zones... 02:13, 14 September 2009 (UTC)

People who died
Well, people who died. RIP Jim Carroll. 04:20, 15 September 2009 (UTC)

Terry Koeckritz
A question about your homeland, what is Otago like? 04:59, 17 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Depends, Central Otago is beautiful but parts of it are pretty run down. Why's that? Ace McWickedModel 500 05:01, 17 September 2009 (UTC)
 * I saw a job advertised at the University of and was thinking of applying. As it is a long and rather wet drive I think I might have to move closer if I get it. 05:03, 17 September 2009 (UTC)
 * If you a talking about Dunedin, it's alright but the students a vicious little fuckers (search "Undie 500" and "riot" and you'll see). But from there you'll be able to drive out into the country which, as I said, is really stunning. Ace McWickedModel 500 05:06, 17 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Looks like students having a good old time. 05:13, 17 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Well that may be so but then the police get all heavy handed, events get cancelled and it kinda ruins "Student Life" for everyone. Ace McWickedModel 500 05:15, 17 September 2009 (UTC)
 * The police are always wreaking fun activities. I heard old stories about what use to go on at my uni, cars being hung of bridges, fire trucks stolen, mass garden gnome kidnappings, all this stopped a decade or so back once the police lost their sense of humour about these things. It has been a few years since I have seen a soapy fountain, student life isn't what it use to be. 05:23, 17 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Quite, they still do a lot of the old student haws-haws but there is a tinge of random violence in the air these days. Ace McWickedModel 500 05:25, 17 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Did you have to make me a sysop again? I am trying to get Nx to fix the exclamation mark thing. 05:50, 17 September 2009 (UTC)
 * But you are so Stupid Education Wrong Everted Jellyfish! 06:18, 17 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Wait, do you live in the north island or south island? My sister in law used to live in Oamaru. 21:08, 17 September 2009 (UTC)
 * I am a political stooge and I need close proximity to government buildings and parliament hence I live in the capital city - which is in the north. Ace McWickedModel 500 21:20, 17 September 2009 (UTC)

Seriously, man, don't leave
Seriously. Don't let trolls get to you. If you really don't like MarcusCicero then go ahead and re-bin him. I just removed him from the vandal bin because it appeared that the majority of the community's support had shifted from binning him to de-binning him, so I acted accordingly. In reality, I had no intention of disenfranchising anyone, especially one of the people here that I like the most. Anyways, I hope you do, in fact, return. Cheers. 04:25, 19 September 2009 (UTC)
 * I am not "leaving and never coming back" as MC would like to believe. I just feel disillusioned that the community would allow an abusive asshole like MC to stay. We all know whats going to happen, he'll just keep doing it and it sets a bad precedent. I love RW and MC doesnt concern me, its the lack of community concern that makes me wanna lurk (which I have been doing all day - looking over some old talkpage archives for a laugh). Ace McWickedModel 500 04:30, 19 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Ah, that's good. MarcusCicero will get his, eventually. I remember the last time he came around and nobody wanted to deal with him, and I binned hi, and he was unbinned.  But, eventually, he pissed off the same people who were defending him, and people finally started to put him on notice.  Trust me, eventually the mob will grow tired of him, it just needs to run its course. 04:34, 19 September 2009 (UTC)
 * The hard part is how do we make him go away? Binning him will just encourage him to get another account. When we had that Usher fuckwit last year we spent all day banning him and it didn't make go away. The problem with people like him is they usually have other issues and decide to vent them on faceless names on the internet, because the dickless prick knows that if he tried this in real life he would get his arse kicked. 04:37, 19 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Ignore him, that's how. And urge others to do the same. I believe 100% that if Theemperor hadn't reacted the way he did, MarcusCicero would've disappeared back into the abyss within a few edits.  MC is an attention whore, plain and simple.  Ignore him or, if need be, change the subject of his topics to something completely different.  Trust me, I fight trolls at the TCSP website all the time. 04:40, 19 September 2009 (UTC)
 * One thing I found worked once was to archive the thread once he becomes involved, preventing people from feeding his trolling. Unfortunately TOP won't let me do that. What use to work with Usher was renaming his socks to belittle him, I knew it was working when he telling me how mean I was to him. 04:45, 19 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Like I said, you can always change the subject immediately. We had a troll once on the TCSP forums who was talking shit about the TCSP leader Daego.  I immediately changed the subject to baseball, and everyone just knew to stay on that topic.  Eventually, that troll got bored of the inattention. 04:49, 19 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Meh, I just think'll be scarce for awhile. Its not MC but the communitys reaction to him that puts me off editing/posting. Ace McWickedModel 500 04:56, 19 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Understandable. There have been things here that have made me feel the same way before. 05:06, 19 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Fuck him Ace and the horse he rode in on. But in every group there are people you like and people you don't. Usually I poison the ones I don't but in this situation its a little difficult. You know, the logistics and all.Rad McCool 06:29, 19 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Let me make this clear - its not MC himself its that the community sits back and watches it all go down. He should just be vandal binned but no one has the stones to go through with it. Thats what fucks me off. Ace McWickedModel 500 06:32, 19 September 2009 (UTC)

(UI) But he's not a "vandal", he's just an asshole. And only tends to prod or prick those who respond. He's calling the whole site names, but note he only whinges about whoever takes his bait. Hell, since I make a sixth of the frickin edits here, you'd think he'd be all over me. Why isn't he? I dunno, really, but I suspect it's because I'd ignore him - or at least ask for difflinks - or better yet, enshrine his stupidity in a user box, with difflinks. Just fucking ignore him. Oh, and yes, rename talk page headers if they are offensive, and such. Ace, surely you could beat this idiot into a pulp with your post-coital limp dick in your half-sleep, why does he bother you? 06:52, 19 September 2009 (UTC)

Happy Now?
I am. TheoryOfPractice 20:48, 19 September 2009 (UTC)
 * I am never fucking happy. Too many wakeness hours are taking their toll on me. Ace McWickedModel 500 20:50, 19 September 2009 (UTC)

Told ya so
See? I told you it would just be a matter of time before the mob regretted their decision to let MC hang around. It just needed to run its course. 05:42, 20 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Fuck, who cares who says what on talk pages? You folks are way to sensitive for your own good.  How come he never umloads on me, anyway, the little prick?  Is he still blockzored?  That is not the RW way...  06:05, 20 September 2009 (UTC)
 * I think so. I never really cared either way if MC was binned, blocked, or allowed free reign of the site, but I knew that, eventually, the mob itself would get tired of him and re-bin him anyways. 06:07, 20 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Even binning is too much for someone who just trash talks us. Blocking was far beyond the pale, and I undid it.  As far as Ace... surely Ace could eat a puke like MC before even waking up, let alone washing his bones down with his morning tea.  06:13, 20 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Like I said, I was apathetic on what happened (even though I initially supported binning him) because I knew, once the controversy started, the mob would decide what they wanted to do with him. Permabanning (or even 30-day banning) was, I agree, uncalled for.  I'm surprised nobody did it before you got to it. 06:17, 20 September 2009 (UTC)
 * When MarcusCicero returns, I have created a template for convering with him similar to the stop in the mname of love template. Just type  underneath what they say so people will have a better visual then BobM's simple "Don't feed the troll." 06:45, 20 September 2009 (UTC)
 * I knew MC would waste his chance. Someone was going to xnap and rebin him.  07:10, 20 September 2009 (UTC)
 * And I knew it would be someone like TheoryOfPractice who would have to do it to make MC stop, because, once he pissed off his defenders, that would be it. I knew it would be a matter of time only... 07:12, 20 September 2009 (UTC)