User talk:SSchultz

Not even
'''This user should not be confused with cp:user:SSchultz. This user isn't on the same continent as THAT SSchultz.'''

TK
He's just a misunderstood good fellow. Editor at CP 17:36, 19 November 2007 (EST)
 * But incriminating e-mails is no good manners. Was it TK? Editor at CP 17:37, 19 November 2007 (EST)
 * Yes TK is was YOU. SSchultz 17:46, 19 November 2007 (EST)
 * I'm not TK by any means. Brr, what a shivering thought. Editor at CP 17:47, 19 November 2007 (EST)

Hey, but I thought... you know... "Through all this, only one individual has had the intellectual honesty to discuss this with me; my team captain." Not for realz? Uchiha 18:15, 19 November 2007 (EST)
 * SSchultz as the man who first welcomed you to Conservapedia and blocked a vandal who was harassing you early in your posting career (a vandal who probably came from here), I am disappointed to see you talk against the man who you were proud was going to bat for you just a couple of days ago. Is this the way you reward TK's efforts on your behalf? Learn Together 02:45, 21 November 2007 (EST)


 * By the way, incriminating e-mails have no effect on him. He could perjure himself up and down, call batty 'ol Mrs Schlafly all sorts of nasty names, sign it with his full name, take a video of him writing it, and send it to Andy, and he wouldn't care.  He's like Wormtongue from LotR.  I'm serious here.- 20:36, 19 November 2007 (EST)


 * Actually, that's a pretty spot-on characterization of him... Uchiha 23:26, 19 November 2007 (EST)

Maybe
Maybe TK really is Aschlafly's sock, alter ego. This was brought up some time ago in RW1.0 but poo-pooed into silence. If it were the case then Aschlafly is more brilliant than first thought and more splintered as well. Hide the firearms, ma! 23:39, 19 November 2007 (EST) CЯacke ®

"Statistically Insignificant"
Dude, you're my fucking HERO OF THE DAY for this...outstanding work. PFoster 21:21, 5 February 2008 (EST)
 * If and when the real SSchultz shows up here I'm sure (s)he'll be more than flattered. Until then, all you have here is a well placed sock.
 * SSchultz 21:48, 5 February 2008 (EST)
 * Wait, you're a sock? Sweet Jebus ain't nobody real in this place? Warren Terra 21:55, 5 February 2008 (EST)
 * I'm real. -- 22:10, 5 February 2008 (EST)
 * Oh, I'm very real.Phallus of Satan 22:11, 5 February 2008 (EST)
 * I'm lear-- Er, real. Barikada 22:12, 5 February 2008 (EST)
 * I'm really real. New Gwenson
 * I have full cause of weeping; but this heart/Shall break into a hundred thousand flaws/Or ere I'll weep. O fool, I shall go mad! --King Real 04:50, 6 February 2008 (EST)