Conservapedia:What is going on at CP?/September 2011

September 2011
Kenny shits on Andy's MPR post with some nonsense. Just another day at CP Jpatt is outraged at the death of another Al Qaeda leader who was killed " without rights or due process." Ken pens an ode to himself. Ken, stick to things you know, like bestiality. No, really. And now the $20,000 question: Is User:Conservative a coward? (spoiler, the answer is yes)

Update:"lastly I[ am a coward "] Title of Ken's newest article: Denmark, Sweden, evolutionary belief and bestiality. (Comment not necessary) Random User: Pfft. Shlockofgoat is popular? Thunderf00t has thousands and thousands more subscribers.

Kendoll: Ah, but Thunderf00t's subscribers are all uncharitable mass murderers. Jebus said so. How things get done: Um, Andy, hello? Hello? HELLO?! Andy's reply to all this madness? Thanks for archiving! Update: A rather special archive too, by the looks of this  Finally, Andy introduces faster-than-light neutrinos as a 37th counterexample to relativity. Conservapedia loses all hope and credibility as bestiality makes the mainpage. Well done Ken! Update: Ken himself removes the bit after 5 hours and 48 minutes (making bestiality's moment of triumph 2 hours and 12 minutes shorter than the reign of the Flying Kitty). Has Ken gone too far ? Conservative has been blocked twice and keeps unblocking himself Andy on 🇰🇪 and Karajou: "Meritorious edits, of which (they) have tens of thousands, obviate the need for a first name and last initial." The liberal media covers up earthquakes because they prove a Young Earth

Andy: Let's quantify metaphysics!! Brought to you by the quantificator of faith, idolatry, openmindedness, mental strength, order, vulnerability to atheism, and censorability. User: Andy, why aren't you reporting these suicides resulting from homophobic bullying? Andy: Why not read our very own example of homophobic bullying... Straight from the Pony's ass: Do evolutionists lack MA-CHEESE-MO? No. <votecp poll=wigo4628 closed="yes">Clearly Steve Carell was snubbed for the 6th year in a row because he was involved in making one of the greatest conservative shows ever! Lousy liberals! <votecp poll=wigo4627 closed="yes"> 🇰🇪: "We silenced the heathens! they sat timidly as we dribbled 15 questions on them!

User:I was there, you silenced everyone with the mute button.

Ken (in only 4 edits):Nuh uhhhh...

User:You need to stay on subject, you're not going to convince me that I'm lying about this

Ken (in only 6 edits):continues to gibber

User:Remember when we had a topic?

Ken:well just tell me when Penn will debate

User:What does this matter?

New user:back on point, why not take the problem head on?

Ken goes to his corner to celebrate another victorious debate! <votecp poll=wigo4626 closed="yes">"September 17 is Constitution Day. Think any liberals pay attention to it?" says Andy... On September 18th. <votecp poll=wigo4625 closed="yes">🇰🇪: "Fat people are atheists and are dumb" SharonW: "I'm not an atheist, but I am fat, smart and a Christian. You're the master debater, so let's debate about it. Ken: (panicking) "Uh...um....I think I will decline at this time. <votecp poll=wigo4624 closed="yes">A vandal hits 50 articles. Loyal sysops Ken and Hurlbut continue to edit their pet articles, completely ignoring the attack. Vigilance! JPatt signs in and blocks the offender, then reverts 6 articles before calling it a day. Dedication! An hour passes before Andy signs in and silently cleans up the mess himself. Leadership! <votecp poll=wigo4623 closed="yes">Andy: WND quotes Conservapedia's definition of the Tea Party Movement!" Question is, where did Conservapedia get their definition from? <votecp poll=wigo4622 closed="yes">Blah blah blah something about floods again. <votecp poll=wigo4621 closed="yes">Andy on pedagogy: "For your homework, please complete the revision guide without which you can't do your homework." <votecp poll=wigo4620 closed="yes">Four references for two sentences. Karajou makes up for CP's lack of sourced statements all in one go! <votecp poll=wigo4619 closed="yes">Clearly consistency isn't Ed's strong suit. If Casino Royale had been about a football coach with an eleven-year old daughter on the other hand... <votecp poll=wigo4618 closed="yes">Andy, September 3rd: "A "hate crime" is a liberal invention to try to criminalize politically incorrect attitudes, by making some crimes "worse" than others based on the views of the person committing the crime."<BR> Andy, September 7th: HAAAATE CRIIIIIIIME! <votecp poll=wigo4617 closed="yes">Andy on teaching: "For your homework, please tell me what I should have taught you" <votecp poll=wigo4616 closed="yes">TerryH: "Dead man declares war on astroturf movement!" <votecp poll=wigo4615 closed="yes">How dare Obama use jobs as political pawns!...says Conservative, moments after using jobs as political pawns. <votecp poll=wigo4614 closed="yes">User "I'd like to add some facts to the atheism page, can it be unlocked?" Andy "I suggest that you echo number of edits in last $ww times 10 seconds = $y. Thanks." User WTF? <votecp poll=wigo4613 closed="yes">ANDY: "Liberals don't use the word "Flood" because it's a Biblical term." REALITY: His source used the word "flood" or variants 16 times. <votecp poll=wigo4612 closed="yes"> Foolish Liberals frequently use ad hominem to attack their opponents, in lieu of their ideas. Fat, suicidal, mass murdering, depressive, uncharitable Liberals. <votecp poll=wigo4611 closed="yes">Andy: "Awesome news for those of us who care about Family Values, folks!  You can now kill teh gayz and don't have to worry about doing no time in pokey!" <votecp poll=wigo4610 closed="yes">Terry seems to be intent on making MPR into Stormfront. <votecp poll=wigo4609 closed="yes"> USER ANDY, LOOK AT ME, I found out we broke the August 2008 record for page views ANDY Good Job 🇰🇪 Yeah, great, go away. Jealous Ken? <votecp poll=wigo4608 closed="yes">Behold: the Schlafly-approved Conservative Dictionary Project. George Orwell facepalms in his grave. Update: Andy announces the birth to the world... and still nobody's fixed the glaring spelling mistake. Just another day on CP.