Fun:Conservapedia, The Musical/You Can't Stop Deceit

Tmtoulouse You can't stop a lunatic When he's ranting on the net. You can try to tell him "Loose Change" aint true, But you know he'll just stay set. And there's so many of them out there That's it's better to forget.

'Cause the blogs keep pumping Crazies out And the forums keep making Liars shout, "I'm absolutely right There is no doubt."

Tmtoulouse and Linus But you can't stop deceit.

Ever since CP began People found that if they spoke truth They could quickly get banned. They wouldn't listen if you tried to Say there's no liberal conspiracy.

'Cause you can't stop The fire of a liar Or the rage of a loon. You can try to if you wanna But their lies are immune To common sense or logic. You can take all afternoon and still You can't stop deceit.

PalMD You can't stop the abortion lies Even though you know it isn't true.

Human Schlafly knows there's no link to breast cancer And his views are all askew.

PalMD And when I tried to fight it, Human Schlafly just said, "Screw You." 'Cause the blogs keep pumping Crazies out And the forums keep making Liars shout, "I'm absolutely right There is no doubt."

PalMD and Human But you can't stop deceit.

Ever since the InterTubes took flight People found they could make up crap Didn't have to be right. And I know it's kinda pointless But I'm gonna fight anyway.

But you can't stop the Fire of a liar Or the zeal of a crank. If arguments had odor then All theirs would be rank. And I really hate to do this But I'm gonna be frank and say That you can't stop deceit.

AmesG You can't stop an ID hack Ignoring morganucodon, Austrilopothecus, Limnoscelis, tulerpeton, Tseajaia, archaeopteryx, And the list goes on and on

AmesG and All 'Cause the blogs keep pumping Crazies out And the forums keep making Liars shout, "I'm absolutely right There is no doubt." But you can't stop deceit.

Ever since CP began People found that if they spoke truth They could quickly get banned. They wouldn't listen if you tried to Say there's no liberal conspiracy.

'Cause you can't stop The fire of a liar Or the rage of a loon. You can try to if you wanna But their lies are immune To common sense or logic. You can take all afternoon and still You can't stop deceit.

Cracker You can't stop a Young Earther When he tries to say That, "We know the speed of light Must have had time to decay. No science can be true If it contradicts the biblical way."

Cracker and All 'Cause the blogs keep pumping Crazies out And the forums keep making Liars shout, "I'm absolutely right There is no doubt."

All But you can't stop deceit.

Ever since the InterTubes took flight People found they could make up crap Didn't have to be right. And I know it's kinda pointless But I'm gonna fight anyway.

But you can't stop the Fire of a liar Or the zeal of a crank. If arguments had odor then All theirs would be rank. And I really hate to do this But I'm gonna be frank and say That you can't stop deceit.

Aah, aah, aah Aah, aah, aah Aah, aah, aah

Ever since there was a place Where people were anonymous And could lie to your face, We've been fighting for the truth But we might be losing this race Anyway.

Because you can't stop the Fire of a liar Or the zeal of a crank. If arguments had odor then All theirs would be rank. And I really hate to do this But I'm gonna be frank and say That you can't stop deceit. You can't stop deceit! You can't stop deceit! You can't stop deceit! You can't stop deceit!