Conservapedia:What is going on at CP?/February 2009

Even Ed found it incomprehensible! UPDATE: PJR continues to spank Andy around with the truth Bad grammar is preferable to emotions... Ed...edit summary...lulz Andy Schlafly has a "commanding grip of statistical analysis displayed on numerous occasions in the pages of this encyclopaedia. That's news to us. (For comprehensive lulz, just read the whole talk page.) Ed: Please see this page (which doesn't exist) for more information CPalmer falls victim to TK's recent additions to the Etiquette Guidelines: "Reverting a sysop? Bad idea." TK: "Liberals (like Ed Poor) like to spin how Fred Phelps is not a liberal!" Also of interest: TK implies that you become a conservative/liberal simply by donating to the respective Presidential Candidate. Uncle Ed: "Phelps is only wrong in his idea that God 'punishes' and 'hates' homosexuals." Ed also opines that communists have their theory right and that there are economic problems that capitalism cannot eliminate. Thank you, parodist! UPDATE: Not for long! Uncle Ed's new prayer forum - edit summaries! Also, please to eventually correct the spling eror? Ladies, gentlemen, and the peasants rooting around in the filth leading merry, healthy, fulfilling lives outside the arena, Duke Andrew I of the House of Schlafly presents today's joust: Sir Chivalry versus The Black Knight of Communism! Sex & age discrimination? Huzzah! Treating everyone equally? Booooooo. Probably imagining he would have been Duke Andrew I of the House of Schlafly, the Assfly declares that feudalism was good because the peasants didn't have to commute to work in the morning. Oh, and homeschooling started with feudalism. The upcoming issue of Newsweek has a major article about the vaccine-autism link scare. Counting down until that hits the CP latest news .... 5, 4, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, Wait! Aren't the numbers supposed to go down? CP's newest Goon Squad member JY23 approaches TK: "Master, Master! I can't find the Block Mail button anywhere! I tried to use it on the last guy I banhammered for this post, which was his only talk page post between several good edits, but it wasn't there! Help, please!" Dial M for moron. Andy's SES application is a shoo-in with sentences like this: "It is thereby complementary within the truth that it addresses and assists in the instruction regarding what is already contained within the district's prevailing instructional program." Conservapedia admits that humans can cause global warming — as long as those humans are liberals, that is... <vote poll=wigo1437 closed="yes" img="on">Ed puts forth another one of his little essays on the question of "Is Obama a Muslim?", giving us what has to be the most blatant violation yet of the Second Conservapedia Commandment. UPDATE: Schlafly corrects some of Ed's "liberal lies"... Perfect! MOAR UPDATE: Some schmuck has the nerve to delete The Assfly's devine conjecture Pure fact We'll just see about that. EVEN MOAR UPDATE [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Religion_of_Barack_Obama&diff=next&oldid=631246 Said schmuck to be banned in 3,2,1. . .] LAST UPDATE: Banhammered! <vote poll=wigo1436 closed="yes" img="on">Jpatt finds a "connection" between Stalin and Darwin. I guess that means anybody who has been impacted by Darwin is a brutal mass murderer, right? <vote poll=wigo1435 closed="yes" img="on">Andy takes on Renaissance-era liberal revisionism: Humanists made up the term "Middle Ages" in their hatred of the "mostly quiet religious activity" during that time. Somebody should tell him about the Inquisitions. <vote poll=wigo1434 closed="yes" img="expanded">A television reporter posts a racist video to YouTube and gets fired. Conservapedia doesn't like this for some reason. <vote poll=wigo1433 closed="yes" img="on">You're right, Ed... that hardly even qualifies as freshmanopedia. <vote poll=wigo1432 closed="yes" img="on">Just a few mistakes then... (War on?) There's more. What's it going to be, 90/10 block, or "Ratwiki troll" block? UPDATE ..and here are a few more Andy... <vote poll=wigo1431 closed="yes" img="on">Ed Poor insight of the day: Could it be that the classic Japanese story The Tale of Genji, considered by many to be one of the very first novels and thought to have been written at least partially by a woman, foreshadowed the Rape of Nanking? Maybe someone can segue into what liberals share with a rape simulator from Japanese pornographers? (warning, last link may make your browser feel pain) UPDATE Here's a plot summary much better than 'Wikipedia's whitewash (and yours too, Ed) <vote poll=wigo1430 closed="yes" img="on">Andy gets totally, totally pwned by some user who actually passed high school history. <vote poll=wigo1429 closed="yes" img="on">Heartbeat's heart beat meter hasn't flatlined yet. How long until it does? <vote poll=wigo1428 closed="yes" img="expanded">And the hatred goes on: TomMoore's six-month block expired not that long ago, so TK decides it's time for a five-year ban before the guy gets any ideas about contributing again. But someone possibly reads WIGO. Update: Not happy with merely shoving normal users and fellow sysops around, TK slaps the Bureaucrat CPWebmaster in the face by re-banning Tom without further comment. <vote poll=wigo1427 closed="yes" img="expanded">jpatt: I'm not wrong unless at least two people say so UPDATE That's 3 now I think...anything to say jpatt? <vote poll=wigo1426 closed="yes" img="on">Can we last until the end of the month? Our irony-meter quota is fast being depleted. <vote poll=wigo1425 closed="yes" img="on"> Joseph Goebbels TK moves in on his next target of discreditation. Thank goodness for overload protection on the irony meter. Update: OH SNAP. <vote poll=wigo1424 closed="yes" img="on">Amazingly, Andy actually demonstrates journalistic standards. In other news, sub-zero temperatures are reported in the infernal regions, winged swine in final approach to BWI. <vote poll=wigo1423 closed="yes" img="on">TK is upset that a drug abuser got an Oscar. Because conservatives never honor people with drug problems, of course. <vote poll=wigo1422 closed="yes" img="on">Karajou, P.I. <vote poll=wigo1421 closed="yes" img="expanded">🇰🇪, in a smooth umpteen edits, just barely manages to tell us that he really doesn't like atheism. <vote poll=wigo1420 closed="yes" img="expanded">🇰🇪, deciding he hasn't been nearly enough of an ass lately, unilaterally declares his Richard Dawkins smear job "Article of However Long I Friggin' Want". <vote poll=wigo1419 closed="yes" img="expanded">TK blocks BrianCo a few days six weeks after Andy strips him of editing rights. TK protects his talk page and user page. Why? LIE-FER-ALL PARODY! Like this edit. <vote poll=wigo1418 closed="yes" img="expanded">Andy adds to the atheist article to better skewer specific atheists. Very well, Andy, but wasn't Godel one of the only two teenagers you mentioned when confronted about teens being responsible for the world's greatest achievements? Wait a minute, maybe he wasn't an atheist after all. MOAR: Gentlemen, 🇰🇪 [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Atheism&curid=6104&diff=629506&oldid=629440 would like to tell you a story. Later.] <votecp poll=wigo1417 closed=yes>Atheists are more critical of evolution...who are you and what have you done with Andy! <vote poll=wigo1416 closed="yes" img="expanded">User: Andy, you're completely wrong about this article's source Andy: NO! You atheist, classroom prayer censoring, evolutionist! <vote poll=wigo1415 closed="yes" img="expanded">Jpatt fails the geography test... <vote poll=wigo1414 closed="yes" img="expanded">Ed! What exactly are you implying about our dear Ken!? <vote poll=wigo1413 closed="yes" img="expanded">🇰🇪's all out of ideas (and has no idea how to edit a wiki properly), so he decides to steal RJJensen's... <vote poll=wigo1412 closed="yes" img="expanded">Answers to Question 6
 * Student 18, you've listed the Shang Dynasty, earlier than I requested! Have full marks!
 * Student 16, you've listed the Shang Dynasty, earlier than I requested! Minus 1

<vote poll=wigo1411 closed="yes" img="expanded">Ken's talking about MATING...look away now <vote poll=wigo1410 closed="yes" img="expanded">So what is BrianCo? A parodist or an agent of vandal sites? Update: Blocked is what he is: "Member of Vandal/Parodist site". Moar Update: Contradicted! <vote poll=wigo1409 closed="yes" img="expanded">Dictionaries? Bastyuns ov librul deseet! <vote poll=wigo1408 closed="yes" img="expanded">PJR is drunken dialing again: "Hello? Sock drawer?" <vote poll=wigo1407 closed="yes" img="expanded">Ken gets his panties moist over a creationist site making a section about atheism. Well, it's actually just a FAQ linking to articles they already had, but it's a major blow to Atheism! Really! And they might write another article soon! Maybe! <vote poll=wigo1406 closed="yes" img="expanded">So, 5 days after Andy makes a reading error, someone again questions him and decides that it should be corrected....the system works! <vote poll=wigo1405 closed="yes" img="expanded">Andy: Oh dear. This student has made some mistakes in their homework....I guess I'd better change them before I actually grade it....but i'll leave the racist joke in....69/70 <vote poll=wigo1404 closed="yes" img="expanded">Time to call a lawyer CP? Update: Andy blinks. <vote poll=wigo1403 closed="yes" img="expanded">Abuse? We don't have any abuse here! <vote poll=wigo1402 closed="yes" img="on">JamT : Hey guys, would you mind not stealing my work? Assfly : GDFL is just too complicated for me to understand. Anything I do qualifies as fair use. The fact that you won't let me trample all over your rights suggests that you are a deceitful atheist librul. <vote poll=wigo1401 closed="yes" img="on">PJR goes all MOAR HITLER on us; RJJ smacks down PJR. <vote poll=wigo1400 closed="yes" img="on">CP user: "stupid scientists say they've proved that complex chemicals can form by themselves! Obviously this is stupid and lacks any evidence! but also somehow supports Intelligent design..."

A) Naturally you haven't even understood the article.

B) It states quite clearly that it's a THEORY.

C) They do state the evidence, but perhaps if you want the full data you should try reading the ACTUAL ARTICLE and not a CBC NEWS REPORT! <vote poll=wigo1399 closed="yes" img="on">The world waits with bated breath for Andy's horrific evidence - directly from Hell itself apparently - of Satan's gleeful whippings and burnings. Also, materialists really believe in  h  ell, but are just fooling around. <vote poll=wigo1398 closed="yes" img="on">TK revamps the Editing Etiquette (Yes, we could stop here, and it would still be hilarious.), adding things like "Never make substantial edits to an article without discussing your changes first (...) if you have a reasonable expectation that other editors will accept your change" (emphasis added) and other "You will not do anything or revert a sysop without permission"-style rules. PJR reverts, but Ed likes TK's version (Surprise!) and shoves PJR to the talk page. TK then steps back in, fixing his completely senseless sentence "clarifying admittedly ambig sentence" <vote poll=wigo1397 closed="yes" img="on">User: Your headline about Obama and the Fairness Doctrine is completely false. Andy: NOPE, won't fall for your [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&diff=next&oldid=628052 atheist censorship! Tehehe you had a typo!!] User: Look at your own source. You're wrong. Andy: Whoops... [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&diff=next&oldid=628078 But while I make your recommended change I'll chastise you about atheism and denial. Everyone wins, godspeed.] See also Getting an error fixed on Conservapedia (blog) <vote poll=wigo1396 closed="yes" img="on">AlanE makes Andy into his bitch <vote poll=wigo1395 closed="yes" img="on">Ed, the software engineer: The idea is to pack as many bits as possible into each byte (...) <vote poll=wigo1394 closed="yes" img="on">Karajou: Bill Ayers "failed himself at Terrorist 101" because he didn't kill anybody.

<vote poll=wigo1392 closed="yes" img="on">Finding a cure for miscarriages and spontaneous abortions is much more important than finding a cure for AIDS. Glad to see we have our priorities in check. <vote poll=wigo1391 closed="yes" img="expanded">Unfamiliar with CP? Here's a classic exchange: User wonders why his factual edit got reverted? Fly-by minion points out "liberal deceit!" and gives an obligatory Satan comparison. Reinforcement arrives in the form of TK's chest-thumping User tries to respond, only to be met with a block and "Godspeed, Bye" from our boy, TK. PJR: But...the guy's done nothing wrong. Quick-learning minion immediately fires back with a never-failing Hitler reference Capping it all off, ASchlafly gives his stamp of approval <vote poll=wigo1390 closed="yes" img="on">Not only did Jesus invent laughing and the alphabet, he also invented both "true" and "false". <vote poll=wigo1389 closed="yes" img="expanded">Aziraphale: "Don't drag me down, Jpatt; I get blocked too often too fast to waste my time with you." - Jpatt: "Lololol, liberal persecution complex!" - Aziraphale: "I'm not a liberal, but you're an idiot." - DeanS: "Excellent, he walked right into the trap!" <vote poll=wigo1388 closed="yes" img="expanded">According to TK, liberals should be outraged because someone said something good about Obama. Huh? That doesn't make any sense... oh, wait! Just add bold and everything becomes clear! <vote poll=wigo1387 closed="yes" img="expanded">Hmm, I wonder which site TK is talking about... <vote poll=wigo1386 closed="yes" img="expanded">Classic Andy here: blunder into a conversation, bring up issues that haven't been discussed, throw around some Latin to intimidate the masses and then contradict the whole point of the piece. Beautiful. <vote poll=wigo1385 closed="yes" img="expanded">TK: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template%3AMainpageright&diff=627495&oldid=627292 ''So now Obama opposes the Fairness Doctrine? DECEIT!!!!!''] TK take 2 (after having it pointed out that Obama never said he supported it..: Well I suppose technically he never said he supported it...but it's still deceit...somehow <vote poll=wigo1384 closed="yes" img="expanded">Vice-presidential candidate has tax problems. But in CP land, only Democrats fail to pay their taxes. Will we see an update about Governor Palin's inability to pay, or a scandal listed on Senator McCain's article anytime soon? <vote poll=wigo1383 closed="yes" img="expanded">The entire history of the Roman Empire in 10,600 words and FIVE WHOLE REFERENCES. ALSO, Romans were not known for intellectual achievements... Christianity grew in the Roman empire. <vote poll=wigo1382 closed="yes" img="expanded">Andy to students: Those filthy Etruscans worshiped a god called Miverna. World History indeed. <vote poll=wigo1381 closed="yes" img="on">Andy to sysops: You have the power - abuse it! <vote poll=wigo1380 closed="yes" img="on">Oh noes: Joaquin Martinez calls CP's one sane editor, good ol' PJR, a vandal! Response: Having not yet lost his mind from dealing with such insanity on a regular basis, PJR politely asks for an explanation. One cannot help but wonder where this man's breaking point is. Update Asked and answered At least there was an apology. Oh wait... <vote poll=wigo1379 closed="yes" img="on">Encyclopedic: After a year, "Mythbusters" has been updated from a simple stub to a simple stub with known atheists; After more than a year, A Beautiful Mind has been updated from a stub to a stub that brings out "the truth" of Nash's liberal deceit. <vote poll=wigo1378 closed="yes" img="on">Citing sources - Ur doing it wrong! UPDATE: TK reverts. And, of course, bans. <vote poll=wigo1377 closed="yes" img="on">Andy: I won't discuss these allegations until you insult liberals first.

<vote poll=wigo1375 closed="yes" img="on">With a stroke of Bush's pen, convicted criminals become heroes. <vote poll=wigo1374 closed="yes" img="on">A YouTube poster turns off inflammatory comments directed at a pro-life video. TK: LIBRUL CENSORSHIP! <vote poll=wigo1373 closed="yes" img="on">Conservapedia old: If a Republican becomes Secretary of Commerce under Obama, he's like Judas. Conservapedia new: If a Republican doesn't become Secretary of Commerce, obviously Obama's leading a conspiracy to control the U.S. census! <vote poll=wigo1372 closed="yes" img="on">It's Official! Andy's dialogue regarding the naming of President's Day contains the All-Time Mother Lode of Schlaflyisms, providing moar fud for Virtual Andy. <vote poll=wigo1371 closed="yes" img="on">One of Ed "stubby" Poor's finest, and most baffling entries, ever. <vote poll=wigo1370 closed="yes" img="expanded">Andy: "Welcome, Russia!" TK: "Go to Hell, Russia!" <vote poll=wigo1369 closed="yes" img="on">Andy thanks 'Pravda' (i.e., not actually Pravda) for their 'kind words'...and helpfully links to a page which is entirely in Russian. Andy's thorough translation gives us the following insightful information about CP: "The first commandment of Conservapedia is the arrangement only of true". Wow. <vote poll=wigo1368 closed="yes" img="on">Joaquin Martinez makes Aleister Crowley the poster child for bisexuals, and helpfully points out that he was called 'the wickedest man on Earth'. <vote poll=wigo1367 closed="yes" img="on">The hidden depth of Foxtrot... <vote poll=wigo1366 closed="yes" img="on">Category:Black People? Yes Teacake, it's pretty clear what you're thinking. <vote poll=wigo1365 closed="yes" img="on">No chance in hell. Whoops. Hell. <vote poll=wigo1364 closed="yes" img="on">Conservapedia, with one hand singing Susan B. Anthony's praises, with the other hand bemoaning the success of everything she worked for. <vote poll=wigo1363 closed="yes" img="on">In chomping at the anti-abortion bit, Conservapedia gets really creepy. <vote poll=wigo1362 closed="yes" img="on">Andy finished collecting the best answers of World History Homework 2! America rules, because it's free and fat, also it's apparently based on"teh Republik" by Plato! Stuffing unrelated anti-abortionist propaganda in your answer? Will use as a model! And if all else fails, just answer "God did it, he can do anything, if he wanted to!". 100/100, full credit! <vote poll=wigo1361 closed="yes" img="on">Jpatt completely loses the plot over Presidents Day. UPDATE Andy, of course, blames the atheists <vote poll=wigo1360 closed="yes" img="on">Conservapedia: Global warming causes mental illness. For once, we agree. <vote poll=wigo1359 closed="yes" img="on">According to Sir Schlafly, China invented fireworks BEFORE gunpowder. Bonus points: the Chinese managed to invent bamboo. <vote poll=wigo1358 closed="yes" img="on"> Welcome ASchlafly to the school of wiki editing! editing. <vote poll=wigo1357 closed="yes" img="on">Conservapedia: Abortion advocates, in their deceit, are talking Newspeak. In other Conservapedia news, religion is science and atheist crimethinkers unbellyfeel Andyspeak. <vote poll=wigo1356 closed="yes" img="on">Even in the midst of tragedy, idiocy and bigotry reign. <vote poll=wigo1355 closed="yes" img="on">Editor: "Excuse me, but there's a basic flaw in your theory there". Andy: "Neee Naww your pants are on fire AND you're a stupid cow!". Mature debate at its finest. <vote poll=wigo1354 closed="yes" img="on">Ed: "If that's not funny, I don't know what is." Yes, Ed, you've made that abundantly clear. <vote poll=wigo1353 closed="yes" img="on">Atheists, like the ancient Greeks, have no sense of humour. Then why is this so funny? <vote poll=wigo1352 closed="yes" img="on">User: We have a joke article in the main space? Why don't we move it? Ed: I want more Google hits. <vote poll=wigo1351 closed="yes" img="expanded">: Atheists incorrectly say that the Constitution grants "freedom from religion." But isn't that irrelevant, given that atheism is a religion? <vote poll=wigo1350 closed="yes" img="expanded">TK bans a user even after his 3 contributions were all pro-Andy, pro-conservapedia edits! How can this be you ask? Either a case of Poe's Law... OR TK's jealous of the quick pat on the head this new user got from Andy!. <vote poll=wigo1349 closed="yes" img="expanded">Realizing that basic logic does not work with The Schlafly, one user tries to incorporate Andy's favorite 2+2 line of reasoning. All that's missing is the "godspeed" signoff. <vote poll=wigo1348 closed="yes" img="on"> The irony meter, it has been shattered by Iduan. <vote poll=wigo1347 closed="yes" img="expanded">The great redefinition quest continues: if Andy doesn't laugh at pre-Jesus comedy, it wasn't intended to be comedy at all UPDATE Andy sez "Satire is not humour" <vote poll=wigo1346 closed="yes" img="expanded">Prostitution is a 'liberal value' over in the alternative form of reality that CP has created...because as we all know, Conservatves would never get involved with that kind of thing.....oh wait.... <vote poll=wigo1345 closed="yes" img="expanded">Does TK hold a grudge against CPAdmin1 TimS? At least, he doesn't like to be reminded of his past... (Oh, and yes, banhammered for last-wordism.) <vote poll=wigo1344 closed="yes" img="expanded">Breaking news! Over the past two years or so, CP's evolution pack of lies article has had almost 500,000 views! Why, that's more than twice as much as WP's article on the same subject gets every month. Congratulations on your grand achievement, 🇰🇪! <vote poll=wigo1343 closed="yes" img="expanded">In an attempt to shut out our Ace McWicked, Karajou adds another Forbidden City to the list. <vote poll=wigo1342 closed="yes" img="expanded">Ken sinks to a new low. Operation Grassroots and Flying Fortress have not yet begun in proper, Gentlemen! Beware the Ides of March an unspecified time in the future! Update: A technical glitch has removed CP's homosexual article from the Google search results. That has to be it, right? (And, btw, this is how Ken runs up his edit count by 50.) <vote poll=wigo1341 closed="yes" img="expanded">Mystery:Did humour exist before Conservapedia?Update:No, no, no!!!1 <vote poll=wigo1340 closed="yes" img="expanded">Partner-in-heresy DeniseM points out Andy's mistakes and appeals to his better nature. This is the second time she's poked the bear. Andy will soon (home)school her. UPDATE Andy replies in a chivalrous manner. <vote poll=wigo1339 closed="yes" img="expanded">Third-string sysop AddisonDM modestly adds himself to the pantheon of Conservapedia's upper elite. Along with Assfly, Ed, KenDoll, JM, and TK. Modesty must be a conservative virtue. Why don't you add that, Addison? <vote poll=wigo1338 closed="yes" img="expanded">Andy on the importance of language over laws: "Personally, I think language is more important because it effects &#091;sic&#093; everyone, particularly during formative childhood years." Not to disappoint, extra credit! <vote poll=wigo1337 closed="yes" img="expanded">Ed thinks that referring to Jack the Ripper's victims as prostitutes is too lurid for the kiddies (notwithstanding the fact they were also "murdered and mutilated"). Hope they never look at the Homosexuality article then. <vote poll=wigo1336 closed="yes" img="expanded">Somebody got blocked for edit-warring. The twists? For six months and for pushing this edit. Bonus lulz for Andy accusing the guy of making "non-encyclopedia edits". Andy really never opened an encyclopedia, did he? <vote poll=wigo1335 closed="yes" img="expanded">Media exposes the adultery of a Democratic senator's husband: Anyone who doesn't like this is a liberal censor. Media exposes the drunk driving of a Republican vice-presidential candidate's husband: Pathetic tabloid smear. <vote poll=wigo1334 closed="yes" img="expanded">Oh, TK... sarcasm isn't really appropriate when you leave an article hanging in mid-sentence for a freaking HOUR. An hour during which you uploaded pictures, added a news item and created an article. (Note the use of the term "created" and not "wrote" because this is still TK, after all.) <vote poll=wigo1333 closed="yes" img="expanded">(Moer Uncle Ed) Only 3 weeks late Ed puts some "News" on the front page and writes an article about it. Wait... Does this mean that Ed is also using Obama Time? Talk about unfortunate news placement... <vote poll=wigo1332 closed="yes" img="expanded">Jolly Uncle Ed reminds us: "No one here has 'rights' - protecting yourself is not an issue. Volunteers have obligations to the project. Those who ignore those obligations are removed." <vote poll=wigo1331 closed="yes" img="expanded">Fox News per Conservapedia: Obama is being arrogant because he is always late for everything. Of course, Bush was always on time, just like the trains in Fascist Italy. <vote poll=wigo1330 closed="yes" img="expanded">"The Obama article should go into the Barack Obama category, right?" - TK: "Huh? There is no Barack Obama category. Surely you meant our Barack HUSSEIN Obama category, right? Because calling him Barack Obama is a sly mis-naming introduced by subversive liberal trolls!" <vote poll=wigo1329 closed="yes" img="expanded">Uh, yeah, JPatt, I'm sure it was CP's not-the-news posting that made them realise the error of their ways. <vote poll=wigo1328 closed="yes" img="expanded">Oh dear, somebody is about to find themselves becoming Andy's least favourite cunning linguist. UPDATE Denise gets her comeuppance and returns to grovelling. <vote poll=wigo1327 closed="yes" img="expanded">Our favorite Young Earth creationist Andy Schlafly used to be gullible enough to trust an 1890 newspaper account claiming a dinosaur sighting. But not anymore? <vote poll=wigo1326 closed="yes" img="expanded">HOLY CRAP, STOP THE PRESSES! Creationists might increase their anti-atheism efforts! In other breaking news, gravity still makes things fall down. <vote poll=wigo1325 closed="yes" img="expanded">Ed Poor adds a fact tag to the 'gay doctor' claim in the gay disease article, which comes as close as possible to admitting that he just made stuff up back when he added the claim. <vote poll=wigo1324 closed="yes" img="expanded">Ed says tomahto, Andy says tomayto...Update: Ed goes full patriotic on slavery <vote poll=wigo1323 closed="yes" img="expanded">News flash: Judd ("Judas") Gregg refused to take the nomination for cabinet secretary unless a Republican replaced him. The silence from Conservapedia is deafening. <vote poll=wigo1322 closed="yes" img="expanded"> returns to express his hate for scientists. <vote poll=wigo1321 closed="yes" img="expanded">Simply providing an article when asked isn't enough. Karajou demands it to be read to him. Unsurprising update: The situation escalates, TK joins in, erases final the comment and bans the "liberal troll". CP in a nutshell, really. <vote poll=wigo1320 closed="yes" img="expanded">Andy: "Hey, I haven't the foggiest idea what you're talking about, so can you write my History Lectures for me?!  That'd be great, thanks!" Update: Well, he asked for it... Shock Horror, DeniseM removes the words of The Master! Surely the end of the world is at hand. <vote poll=wigo1319 closed="yes" img="on">Congress says: You can't use money meant for public schools to repair seminaries. TK says: CONGRESS IS MAKING WAR ON PRAYER! <vote poll=wigo1318 closed="yes" img="on">Andy is allowed to make mathematical mistakes with large numbers; but Nancy Pelosi isn't. <vote poll=wigo1317 closed="yes" img="on">Cyber-bullying by TK - conservative editor makes uncontroversial edits; gets reverted; his attempts to ask why on TK's talk page get deleted and he is then threatened with blocking for having the temerity to ask questions. <vote poll=wigo1316 closed="yes" img="on">Stop the presses! No Hitler picture anywhere near the top of the Evolution page! <vote poll=wigo1315 closed="yes" img="on">No, you don't get it, NotALiberal. Moar Hitler is essential to any good encyclopedic page on evolution. <vote poll=wigo1314 closed="yes" img="on">Oh, this can't be good. Another "Scientific controversy" over how HIV causes AIDS (that is, at CP, HIV doesn't, gayness does). <votecp poll=wigo1313 closed="yes" img="expanded">An encyclopedia? Yes, definitely! UPDATE: Who said this was about anybody? MOAR! Obama's not really black? "If you're a queer, then it's time to cheer?" I'm Andy Schlafly, and I approved this message!MOAR MOAR PLZ!: Andy improves, adds more crap and formatz. What about an answer? Nope. And of course, the usual suspects: Schlafly invokes public schools, Comedy Central, deceit, and teh trooth to fend off thoaz eevuhl LIE-for-alls.

Breaking news: Now Andy realizes that his core audience is comprised of hicks and the ill-educated, so he "improves" a line. <vote poll=wigo1312 closed="yes" img="expanded">Andy's latest insight: Obama refers to America as... America, "as a foreigner would". Unlike George W. Bush, of course (do a full-text search for "America"). Also, Andy apparently thinks "we" (in "we will get there") is third-person when Obama uses it. <vote poll=wigo1311 closed="yes" img="expanded">PJR: enabler of vandalism. At least, according to TK... UPDATE: PJR returns fire! The past is coming back to haunt TK. How will he react? <vote poll=wigo1310 closed="yes" img="expanded">Conservapedia's family values: Grandparents are refused their request to adopt their grandchildren, who are instead given to strangers. What's wrong with this? The strangers in question are gay! <vote poll=wigo1309 closed="yes" img="expanded">A government nurse admits that she uses her job to further a religious agenda of hers; her employer suspends her. Conservapedia: How could they?! <vote poll=wigo1308 closed="yes" img="expanded">Inquiring minds want to know: has Andy ever actually seen an encyclopedia? <vote poll=wigo1307 closed="yes" img="expanded">That well-known liberal scum Karajou dumbs down the Barack Hussein Obama article. (Without any discussion. Anywhere?) Andy reverts the placement bias. <vote poll=wigo1306 closed="yes" img="expanded">Moar RW trolling from our friends at CP. Apparently, Assfly hasn't warned them that every page view makes us more and more correct. However, hopefully he will be smart enough to tell PhilipV what anagram means. <vote poll=wigo1305 closed="yes" img="expanded">More Conservapedia revisionist history; George Washington, pagan Christian soldier.

<vote poll=wigo1303 closed="yes" img="expanded">By this Thursday there will be dozens of homeworks posted by other students in the course. Dozens? Wow! Will Andy's course live up to this bold claim? <vote poll=wigo1302 closed="yes" img="expanded">Honestly, who edits from Berkeley anyway? Could this be some hawt sock-on-sock action? <vote poll=wigo1301 closed="yes" img="expanded">Andy accidentally punts the whole of Conservapedia. Again. <vote poll=wigo1300 closed="yes" img="expanded">And now for some philosophical quotables...

Thomas Hobbes: "...the life of man, solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short."

Andrew Schlafly: "Liberals...stupid, intolerant, bigoted, and annoying.

<vote poll=wigo1298 closed="yes" img="expanded">Obama now controls the Super Bowl half-time show! Will he stop at nothing! <vote poll=wigo1297 closed="yes" img="expanded">Andy's having a fit because somebody didn't pay his taxes. (No, we aren't talking about His Creationist Majesty Dr. Kent Hovind.) <vote poll=wigo1296 closed="yes" img="expanded">A Democratic mayor abandons his party mid-term? No problem. A Republican senator accepts a cabinet position? According to Andy, that's just as bad as betraying Jesus! <vote poll=wigo1295 closed="yes" img="expanded">It's official: Conservative thinks that "Google" is a nickname for Yahoo.com. Then again, we shouldn't expect too much from someone who has trouble distinguishing "up" and "down". <vote poll=wigo1294 closed="yes" img="expanded">Ken figures that since nobody seriously opposed his decision to have an article of the year, nobody is going to mind him (re-?)introducing the Article of the Month - with Dawkins being the first victim. So far, the small section has four links to the Dawkins article and one YouTube link. This decision also gave Ken a nice excuse to protect the Dawkins article for at least one month (even though it's likely he'll conveniently forget to unprotect it in March).