User talk:Fred

Hi, Fred! 00:44, 1 September 2008 (EDT)
 * As the term "chav" is almost exclusively British, I conclude that you are from Britain. 13:13, 10 February 2009 (EST)

Indeed.Fred 16:19, 10 February 2009 (EST)
 * What do you plan to do here after conducting one of the longest edit wars in RW history? 16:25, 10 February 2009 (EST)

I don't know. I won't be attacking SusanG's userpage; you can unprotect it if you like. Pink protected it because of my blanking. I probably won't do that much; I have little "projects" on the go at other wikis.Fred 16:32, 10 February 2009 (EST)
 * Which wikis, under what username? 16:36, 10 February 2009 (EST)

I'm not prepared to tell you my current "projects". One former project (many moons ago) was at Uncyclopedia as Serial Blanker (including almost all of the socks attributed to Serial Blanker).Fred 16:56, 10 February 2009 (EST)
 * You're contributing positively. The weird, it burns! 16:26, 26 February 2009 (EST)

Please will you explain "The weird, it burns!". I have no idea what that means. Thanks.Fred 04:51, 28 February 2009 (EST)
 * I.e. it is incredibly strange. 04:54, 28 February 2009 (EST)


 * Dear Fr/Fre/Fred/Fred1-FredX,


 * Well, seeing as to how you haven't really been on a vandal spree lately, I have decided to remove you from the vandal usergroup. You edit rate has been restored to normal. Have a nice day.

Thank you.Fred 14:34, 2 March 2009 (EST)

Sysopship
In one of the most surreal moments in my history here, you are now a sysop. An informatory pamphlet can be found here. 17:03, 4 March 2009 (EST)


 * A very belated thankyou. I did think about posting my username, password and details of how to bork the wiki on Andy's talk page, but decided I'd rather keep the sysop buttons! I can free the IP vandal brake if I hit it from one of my many dormant socks.Fred 18:16, 17 March 2009 (EDT)

Phelps
So what is the deal with you & Fred Phelps? Are you a Phelps-fan? A Phelps-hater? Or just Phelps-curious? 19:18, 12 March 2009 (EDT)


 * I'm Phelps-curious and a YEC fundy loon. My several-month edit war there was just for the thrill really.Fred 14:14, 13 March 2009 (EDT)

Hey, everybody needs a hobby.Chair tater (talk) 23:50, 25 March 2014 (UTC)

Sysop
For whatever reason, you didn't have the Sysop user rights. On the off chance you need it:

04:45, 15 February 2016 (UTC)

Thanks. Fred (talk) 20:54, 30 March 2016 (UTC)