RationalWiki:What is going on in the clogosphere?/October 2018

October 2018
Woman who claims to have slept with 20 ghosts now claims to be engaged to one. Kellyanne Conway claims the Pittsburgh synagogue shooting was motivated by the US' prevalent anti-religiosity. In case you thought Effective Altruism had anything to do with being altruistic, effectively: 80000 Hours lists "the most urgent global problems". No. 1 is ... stopping Roko's Basilisk. Global warming is over in the "less impact" list, way down the page. Far-right wingers are claiming that the suspicious packages sent to Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, George Soros, CNN, and some others was a false flag.#MAGABomber Fresh from claiming that milk causes autism, PETA now declare milk the preferred drink of white supremacists. Alex Jones screams at a literal pile of shit. Witches are hexing Brett Kavanaugh. A Catholic exorcist is holding a special mass to counter the witches' spell. The top cause of in America CrossFit has tweeted utterly irresponsible nutritional advice that makes the Healthy Band from Don't Hug Me I'm Scared seem vaguely credible. Particularly egregious: "Is that a label there? Labelled food makes your teeth go grey!" "Trump is the most honest president ever." How honest is he? "Don't get me wrong, he lies all the time." Classic : Does the Bible (Job 40) Describe a Sauropod Dinosaur (Behemoth)? This brilliant internet detective has decoded a hidden video message from God and discovered that the next 9/11 will take place on November 1st, 2018. Watch out! Before It's News thinks Hurricane Michael was a weaponized storm created by "the globalists" so the Democrats can rig the midterm elections while Florida is in chaos. Mid-term election strategy for leftists according to an RT correspondent: "I wasn’t planning on voting this November but I love seeing the Democrats squirm. So as a leftist, I’m going to vote Republican down the line. The sooner we see the destruction of the Democratic Party, the better. #Accelerate" Tucker Carlson: Brett Kavanaugh Backlash is Due to a “Theocracy Run By Atheists” Natural News thinks Christine Blasey Ford ran a mind-control program for the CIA. Another scoop from Before It's News: Now that Barack Obama is no longer president, Michelle Obama aka "Michael Robinson" has given up on pretending to be a woman and is growing a beard!