User:Mei II/Cunning Log of Mei/keyhole

I think it is a good thing, although I made it mainly because I had the idea and it involved templates.

The room is shaped sort of squarely, except with extra bits designed for things to get stuck in accidentally. Because they get stuck you basically have to go in every few minutes and escort them out. I'm no longer a soldier, I'm more like a social worker for demonic spiders. I didn't even kill them in the end, I just took them over to an empty corner of the map and left them there.

You missed some of the spiders.

Vespula pensylvanica

Our competition is fierce. An encyclopedia alone contains at least one word for each subject, and usually more. A dictionary is worse - it has the maximum number of words, which is all of them. In order to beat the word count for the dictionary, I may have to use some words more than once.

Lists have become an inappropriate way of communicating in the modern era: like talking too quietly or shouting at the top of your breath.

What would happen if you got stuck at the end of an infinitely long list? Nothing good. I mean it's not so likely but it could still happen. Think about it.

Type 04, 'Mysterious green ribbon': Very dark. Made me hear strange music. Cleaned my spoons, for a net gain. Couldn't really taste anything: distracted by music and spoons.

4. Woolly blue socks

Actually I think I'm healthy right now.

Mei is back! Nx liked Mei.

Yes, with sandwiches!

I've decided that I'll only talk to the original Mei.

I don't know either; this section was purely so I could use that pun.

I don't want to be a robot maid.

You should have thought of that before I pointed a gun at you.