Conservapedia:What is going on at CP?/September 2008

Master Editor Ken deConservative demonstrates "a minimum of effort" by taking four edits to write a two-sentence reply. Quality counts when you're essentially saying "I won't tell you. Ha ha ha.". Woo-hoo! Big Phil pisses on and then removes Aschlafly's bizarre but heavily defended Pokiston news story from the front page. Stirring stuff. Bungler then protests on Main page talk and on Phil's own page. FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! (Bugler then creates a new page: Dispute!) UPDATE: It keeps getting better. Bugler foams at the mouth, accuses PJR of facilitating Al Qaeda's attempts to insert a sleeper cell into the White House. UPDATE: Dear Leader to PJR: Fuck you, Liberal. UPDATE: Sick of PJR, Bugler turns his attention to his old foe HelpJazz. UPDATE "Thats right, I said Fuck You, Phil" Ken to Koward: Fuck you, my self-promotion is more important than your "news".UPDATE It's no longer DEFINITE it just "Appears as if" it'll have momentum. How modest, Ken. And now he's removed the lot. Send for the medics Ken's cracking up! And now he's going to VANISH all our lovely linx! UPDATE Overcome with joy, Kendoll spreads his seed far and wide. Andy responds without enthusiasm. Could he be growing tired of Ken's spoutings ejaculations? Well Andy? Has your "course" been reviewed? ANSWER THE QVESTION DAMNIT! Quoth Kendoll: Mah masterpiece is totally at 19 on Google. Well, OK. Maybe I was exaggerating a wee bit, but definitely at 20! No, wait, wait. I'll get it. It's totally in the top 25. Oh, forget it. Undeniable proof that Obama is a Muslim. Good spotting Andy If "The scientific method works on physical things in the present... and it doesn't work on past events", then what about this? Or of course this, or this?

PJR vs. Geology, place yer bets! Richard Lenski is the Hannah Distinguished Professor of Microbial Ecology? Not in Andyland! Andy gets confused by the English language again. Biden seems to be ignorant of his own lies? UPDATE Andy, totally bewildered now, just makes up his own language. Please, Miss! Those naughty boys are fighting behind the bike sheds again An attempt by to wikistalk a peon is going well, as long as he can speak Turkish. Update: Bungler attempts to help the situation, not realizing that "idiot" originated with PJR. You are right Andy, public schools do not teach that visiting and editing an open wiki is trespassing. When will they learn? UPDATE Andy makes a funny (and a typo)! Silly Peons, can mention whatever websites he wants, for he is above the rules For the first time ever, a mention of the FBI does not lead (so far) to the banhammer, and Karajou displays that he may actually be the biggest idiot at CP when he makes it clear he does not understand the difference between posting information on a wiki and hacking a private email account.  "Bush downplayed small government", "no, he didn't". "Are you sure?". "Yes, I am" absolutely sure. <vote poll=wigo347 img="on" closed="yes">Whenever I start to think PJR is above the viciously ignorant thugs who run CP, I can just read this shit, and I'll get over it. UPDATE At least he can still make us giggle though <vote poll=wigo346 img="on" closed="yes">A prize to whoever can figure out what finds so laughable <vote poll=wigo345 img="on" closed="yes">One of two things has happened. Either the world's greatest lawyer has no idea what constitutes legal trespassing, or he has become so delusional, he now thinks Conservapedia is a physical plot of land. UPDATE: 'trespassing' is Andy's word of the day, and DRamon joins in the fun. <vote poll=wigo344 img="on" closed="yes">Who says suggestions to CP talk pages don't change much? [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Essay%3A_The_Special_Interests_Candidate&diff=521385&oldid=506027 There! Much better!] <vote poll=wigo343 img="on" closed="yes">Gasp! A Hollywood filmmaker dupes people in order to ridicule their religious beliefs in his film! (This from people who rabidly promoted a certain other filmmaker who did this.) <vote poll=wigo342 img="on" closed="yes">Andy puts that known liberal agitator Hsmom in her place, where she proceeds to (home)school him. <vote poll=wigo341 img="on" closed="yes">It's Sunday and you know what that means kids? That's right, a new rant sermon essay from His. Update: make it two! <vote poll=wigo340 img="on" closed="yes">CP's jaundiced world view strikes again. "Outing" has everything to do with homosexuals and nothing to do with trips to the seaside. (Also, note the internal link on "come out of the closet"). UPDATE: PJR is an avid reader of WIGO. <vote poll=wigo339 img="on" closed="yes">Kenny boy pees on the top of the Main Page, marking the whole thing as his territory. Beta (or lower) males Croc DeanS and the Koward show their throats to recognize his authority. <vote poll=wigo338 img="on" closed="yes">, if you're going to make inane jokes, please at least spell them correctly. <vote poll=wigo337 img="on" closed="yes">PJR cements his title as the wittiest of the wingnuts by his clever use of Oversight to pwn the pwner here. (Before and after.) You win this round, PJR...! <vote poll=wigo336 img="on" closed="yes">Oh Aschlafly, you really are a complete tit arent you? <vote poll=wigo335 img="on" closed="yes">Those wacky, insane Conservapedians buy a wacky, insane study by the wacky, insane Gallup and the wacky, insane Baylor University that lies about wacky, insane conservative Christianity promoting rationalism. Those wacky, insane clowns! <vote poll=wigo334 img="on" closed="yes">Someone lets Andy know he can admit he doesn't know what he is talking about and still be a big strong man. DeanS moves quickly to protect Andy from this vital piece of information. UPDATE: And that's that!. Really?. Yes, do not criticise Andy. Period. <vote poll=wigo333 img="on" closed="yes">Outside statistical opinions welcome, says Andy. KennyMac makes the single best contribution to the PNAS debate with a concise explanation and further commentary. Crocoshite says, "we don't want your sort around here - we like teh stupid". Update: Croco goes rampaging. UPDATE:  Andy has read KennyMac's excellent explanation, but utterly, totally and completely failed to understand it. <vote poll=wigo332 img="on" closed="yes">Or, in other words "I will never look at this talk page again." You misspelled "contingency", I win!!!!eleventy!! <vote poll=wigo331 img="on" closed="yes">Wall street should read conservapedia, and the crisis of confidence will be over. <vote poll=wigo330 img="on" closed="yes">The master is always eager to fill young minds with his own raving delusions (see answer #7). <vote poll=wigo329 img="on" closed="yes">BugleBoy's meds wear off. UPDATE: Fasten your seatbelts--this could be a bumpy ride. <vote poll=wigo328 img="on" closed="yes">LearnTogether: There's no proof that Palin was behind Wasilla victims paying for their own rape-test kits. DinsdaleP: Umm, what about this? (snip) LearnTogether: As I said, there's no proof... <vote poll=wigo327 img="on" closed="yes">The economy is in tatters, the elections are getting nasty, the Taliban are resurgent but, more importantly, are our schools celebrating constitution day? <vote poll=wige326 closed="yes">Our challenge - to find a statistician Andy will accept to review his half-arsed schoolboy doodlings. <vote poll=wige325 closed="yes">This could be good. "Andy, could you show me your calculations? Please? Hello? UPDATE: I'm ignoring you on purpose. Goodbye. UPDATED UPDATE: While parodist DRamon makes a sad attempt to defend Andy, somebody who knows about statistics gives his figures showing why Andy is talking shit. <vote poll=wigo324 img="on" closed="yes">Taciturn to Andy: "Grow a pair!" Andy to Taciturn: "No." <vote poll=wigo323 img="on" closed="yes">Yes, believing in evolution is a... syndrome. The supply of irony meters cannot meet the demand. Update: Somebody feels like tempting fate. Update the second: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Evolution_syndrome&diff=518745&oldid=518728 The irony, Claptin! She cannae take much more of it!] But wait, after clever wandalism, Andy refuses to teach the controversy <vote poll=wigo322 img="on" closed="yes">Given a choice between a highly qualified and published professor and Creationwiki, just guess which one PJR sees as a more reliable source. <vote poll=wigo321 img="on" closed="yes">Sorry Horace looks like 42 was not the answer to Life, the Universe and Everything when you are in CP version of it. <vote poll=wigo320 img="on" closed="yes">DRamon's bid to become the next Bugler appears to have failed, albeit only temporarily. There is still time young padawan! <vote poll=wigo319 img="on" closed="yes">Well, at least the threat is substantive... <vote poll=wigo318 img="on" closed="yes">Embattled by logic, Andy changes the subject to the historicity of Jesus. Rhetorical whiplash ensues. <vote poll=wigo317 img="on" closed="yes">Cut-&-paste wonderboy Chippeterson is perplexed by another user's grammar correction to his Castle, and goes crying to teacher. (Specifically, his complaint is about "making minor edits to user pages with out [sic] there [sic] permission".) He also becomes confused about his own identity. <vote poll=wigo316 img="on" closed="yes">Andy updates his already burgeoning resume. <vote poll=wigo315 img="on" closed="yes">HelpJazz, HelpJazz, HelpJazz. How will you ever make Sysop when you do discourteous things like telling a true acolyte that Andy's CP Mysteries don't count as facts in citations.UPDATE: calling a spade a spade probably won't help your cause either <vote poll=wigo314 img="on" closed="yes">Why would we need two different articles? One is a dull, leaden object that serves no discernible function other than being stuck in the same place for varying amounts of time and the other holds a ship in place. It's so simple <vote poll=wigo313 img="on" closed="yes">I suppose it should surprise no one that the username Republicansforobama is inappropriate, but DemocratsForMccain is not. UPDATE...or not. <vote poll=wigo312 img="on" closed="yes">This will not be confusing at all, ever. <vote poll=wigo311 img="on" closed="yes">There is always trouble brewing in Andyland: PJR lays a little more smack down on the Almighty. <vote poll=wigo310 img="on" closed="yes">Albert Einstein, just a poster boy for E=mc2 <vote poll=wigo309 img="on" closed="yes">Great, what a thing to be pleased about, more Viagra spam <vote poll=wigo308 img="on" closed="yes">Don't confuse the name of a certain presidential candidate with that of a rapper who preaches Hollywood values <vote poll=wigo307 img="on" closed="yes">Big brother Rschlafly gives little Andy an absolute PWNING! <vote poll=wigo306 img="on" closed="yes">Environmentalism is a Religion, and nobody can argue with this "photographic proof". <vote poll=wigo305 img="on" closed="yes">A day in the life of The Chipster: copy, paste...copy, paste...copy, paste...copy, paste...copy, paste...copy, paste...copy, paste...UPDATE:...copy, paste...copy, paste...copy, paste...copy, paste...copy, paste...copy, paste... <vote poll=wigo304 img="on" closed="yes">How exactly is it that 90/10 can be the block reason when the editor has only made one contribution to the site? Ghost of DanH: "The 90/10 rule is not to be used after one edit. I will expressly say that." <vote poll=wigo303 img="on" closed="yes">DeanS now can't even be bothered to copy the blog headlines now that his puppets can reword them. <vote poll=wigo302 img="on" closed="yes"> Two Meters, redux. <vote poll=wigo301 img="on" closed="yes">Only comments by someone who uses their real name are considered to be substantive. All seems well in Andy-Land. UPDATE And now we come full circle. <vote poll=wigo300 img="on" closed="yes"> Karajou thoughtfully lays out the rules governing country articles: RULE 1: They are most likely cut and paste hatchet jobs from public-domain websites. RULE 2: We are too lazy to clean up this mess, so we expect you to do for us. Just remember to "provide relevent, facual info". <vote poll=wigo299 img="on" closed="yes">Andy tells Userafw that he is suffering bi-polar disorder because he is not praying loudly enough. Remember that Jesus said, When thou prayest, enter not into thy closet, but love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that thou mayest be seen of men. (Asch. 6:5) <vote poll=wigo298 img="on" closed="yes">Can't you fools read? When I say I want substantive comments, don't post substantive comments! "Dinsdale, we're here to think and learn." - ASchlafly Bonus Snark Doesn't anyone have anything substantive that totally agrees that I'm right and they're wrong? UPDATE: Andy is told he just might be wrong... and responds with a couple of STFU's. More: Only "substantive" comments will be tolerated on his talk page too. The banhammer is primed and ready. UPDATE:Confused much? <vote poll=wigo297 img="on" closed="yes">Chippeterson is on wiki binge, creating wanted pages at a rate of 25 new stubs per hour, including gems like this, this and this, regardless of the context in which words like 'contact' are being used. <vote poll=wigo296 img="on" closed="yes">Ken deConservative is anti-intellectual. Whodathunkit? <vote poll=wigo295 img="on" closed="yes">Bugler sends himself an email, prompting Andy to unzip.UPDATE PJR isn't going to play. UPDATE 2 Lalalala I can't hear you... <vote poll=wigo294 img="on" closed="yes">Fresh from using his banhammer, Bugler takes an irony break. I guess he forgot that he is responsible for this gem. <vote poll=wigo293 img="on" closed="yes">Cripes, get a room, you two! (Reference links to put this make-out session into perspective: Croco doesn't allow discussion before a news item is posted, and Dirk (who apparently was a conservative) went back to Wikipedia.) UPDATE: And he's blocked. <vote poll=wigo292 img="on" closed="yes">"Andy, I have some questions. And do you really think you can just ignore any criticism you don't like? Oh, I see. UPDATE: "Why did you revert my comment?" "La la can't hear you." "That doesn't make sense." "So's your face! MORE: Sensing inconvenient truths, Bugler comes to Andy's aid. Take that, Toffers, Get stuffed, Buggers. AND: "Plz to stop the censorship kthxbye?". "Do not want." IT GOES ON: Disagreeing with Andy, no matter what way you phrase it, is verboten. <vote poll=wigo291 img="on" closed="yes">Conservative gets a sudden bout of near-sanity, but thankfully it passes quickly. PS, hey, Kendoll, you idiot, your images and headers aren't "playing well together" - do you ever check to see what your crappy edits looks like in a "browser"? <vote poll=wigo290 img="on" closed="yes">Andy gets PWNED by PNAS. Insta-Update Andy puts his own spin on the facts, UPDATE and gets PWNED AGAIN! UPDATE Move along, nothing to see here IMPORTANT NOTICE Only edits that agree with Andy will be allowed, under threat of the (largely defensive) weapon of block. <vote poll=wigo289 img="on" closed="yes">Heh, nobody'll notice my pet articles creeping up the list. Oh, shi- <vote poll=wigo288 img="on" closed="yes">When ordinary CP homophobia just doesn't go far enough, it's time for edit summaries like this UPDATE: NathanG smacks him down with sanity. <vote poll=wigo287 img="on" closed="yes">Tired of watching a pic of Darwin in the Theory of Evolution article? Finally Conservative provided a better image and caption. UPDATE: Surely, such a pretty new picture deserves a spot on the Main Page. <vote poll=wigo286 img="on" closed="yes">Has the LHC created a wormhole that has taken us to a parallel universe, or has Conservapedia actually fixed its Obama article? <vote poll=wigo285 img="on" closed="yes">PJR comes (also check next diff for honesty) to Myers' defense. Whodathunkit? UPDATE: Not just a fluke! <vote poll=wigo284 img="on" closed="yes">Fine, then. Be like that. Update - Oh, it's on, bitch! <vote poll=wigo283 img="on" closed="yes">How to get banned quickly: Point out that Ken's "article" is crap, contradict Andy, and engage in an edit-war with a sysop... all within half an hour. Update: LearnTogether doesn't play that way. <vote poll=wigo282 img="on" closed="yes">What's better than a sysop stating that "Articles does not have to be large to be good enough." (sic like whoa)? Easy: PJR replying that, indeed, size doesn't matter: "(that's why I wasn't concerned with the length of Sausage)". And better than that? A capslock reply. <vote poll=wigo281 img="on" closed="yes">BREAKING NEWS: Atheist biologist PZ Myers desecrated a eucharist! (Er, 7 weeks ago} <vote poll=wigo280 img="on" closed="yes">Conservapedian mercy? Not if you're a money-lending Jew. UPDATE: Bugler reads WIGO. <vote poll=wigo279 img="on" closed="yes"> What the f...? Who's a naughty boy then? <vote poll=wigo278 img="on" closed="yes">Can there be any clearer proof that Bugler is a parodist than this? <vote poll=wigo277 img="on" closed="yes">Barack Obama has nothing to do with affirmative action...or does he? <vote poll=wigo276 img="on" closed="yes">How to react to reports of abuse, the Conservapedia way: Add to the abuse by banhammering the guy and then erase all traces of the abuse report. <vote poll=wigo275 img="on" closed="yes">You know your life is without meaning when you're reduced to being rearguard for a parodist. <vote poll=wigo274 img="on" closed="yes">Bugler lets his mask slip while being confronted by PJR, but later comes to his senses. Update Heavens to Betsey! Is it getting positively negative in here, or what? <vote poll=wigo273 img="on" closed="yes">You smell that? Sanity, son. Bethany shows the Assfly how executive power should be wielded, and has her eye firmly on that Bugler character! Your correspondent must report that he is almost proud. *sniff* <vote poll=wigo272 img="on" closed="yes">Resident parodist Bugler has to make the hard choice. "Do I block the user who's in violation of the naming rules, creating glaringly obvious parody articles and attacking other users? or do I block the guy that's generally following the rules?" The final choice is not surprising UPDATE: He didn't do anything wrong, why did you block him? Because I am a parodist and this site is too stupid to notice MORE UPDATE:Longtime editor HelpJazz dares to question the response and is rewarded with a thinly veiled block threat but refuses to back down. <vote poll=wigo271 img="on" closed="yes">Yes, we were wondering the exact same thing. <vote poll=wigo270 img="on" closed="yes">How about the week after NEVER! <vote poll=wigo269 img="on" closed="yes">Remember the kangaroo, which was "taken aboard Noah's Ark prior to the Great Flood"? And now, the way real scientists consider the kangaroo to have originated is considered "atheist and/or evolutionary" <vote poll=wigo268 img="on" closed="yes">Another great encyclopedic entry <vote poll=wigo267 img="on" closed="yes">NO HELP FOR YOU! <vote poll=wigo266 img="on" closed="yes">Wow! Mercy on CP? What's next "Love a Liberal Day?" <vote poll=wigo265 img="on" closed="yes">Welcome back, HelpJazz! Here, have some paranoia to make you feel right at home. Update Apparently we are humourless. <vote poll=wigo264 img="on" closed="yes">PJR is a bit behind the times: After the Gallery has been boldly removed by the guy with the "No Talk" gag order, Philip calmly reasons with the guy who has just been blocked for a month. <vote poll=wigo263S img="on" closed="yes"> No christian would ever say what I just said. Twice. <vote poll=wigo262 img="on" closed="yes">Good old one ups Andy and shatters every irony meter in the lower 48 states <vote poll=wigo261 img="on" closed="yes">And this is from the guy who brags about his history class. God help the child. <vote poll=wigo260 img="on" closed="yes">HenryS gets right to the point over this <vote poll=wigo259 img="on" closed="yes">Ever get the impression that there is something wrong with Andy? Specifically, his mental health, which seems to be spending less time with him. <vote poll=wigo258 img="on" closed="yes">No comment. No comment at all. UPDATE Andy steps in with more of his undeniable logic which he proceeds to post on the main page. Bigot much Andy? <vote poll=wigo257 img="on" closed="yes">Yeah, go find a real blog, ya hippie, and not one that pretends to be a wiki! Wait, that came out wrong. UPDATE: Apparently not a real encyclopedia either! <vote poll=wigo256 img="on" closed="yes">PUFFER FISH UPDATE: Ken's keeping it simple. <vote poll=wigo255 img="on" closed="yes">Andy's template for responding to people who annoy him: A noun, a verb, and a new article-worthy insult. UPDATE: Make that a noun, a verb, a new article-worthy insult, and a rearguard block. <vote poll=wigo254 img="on" closed="yes">Uh, Ken? Leaving aside how childish this makes you look, the fact is puffer fish, even ones of questionable copyright, can't sing. <vote poll=wigo253 img="on" closed="yes">Conservapedians agree: for the sake of the Palin family, don't vote for McCain-Palin! <vote poll=wigo252 img="on" closed="yes">Andy delves into the conservative world of dieting. Coming soon: CP Pilates, and an Andy Exercise Video, "You can lose 20 pounds while sitting at your computer all day making up shit!" <vote poll=wigo251 img="on" closed="yes">Dunno how to tell you this, hon, but Andy and crew would rather turn kids into the former. Probably women too, if they can manage. <vote poll=wigo250 img="on" closed="yes">As much as we'd hoped otherwise, PJR comes out and shows he is indeed a card-carrying member of the Goon Squad <vote poll=wigo249 img="on" closed="yes">Margery Campbell, who once begged to be removed, as she couldn't disobey her husband, clearly decides Andy isn't much of a man, and gets mean. UPDATE Her son apologises for his comments. <vote poll=wigo248 img="on" closed="yes">TerryH, a racist? Naww..... but does he know the article's history? UPDATE: Another victory for the Freedom of Speech! <vote poll=wigo247 img="on" closed="yes">Andy must be referring to a different Pinochet from that the rest of the world knows. Maybe Bob Mugabe is next on his "in" list <vote poll=wigo246 img="on" closed="yes">Andy "Space Expert" Schlafly (aided by Foxtrot) strikes again: "Atheist science can't explain the Gaseous Planetary Envelopes!" <vote poll=wigo245 img="on" closed="yes">Crack open the champagne, its Conservapedia Day! And insiders hint that there will be a new sysop! Ah, wait, THREE new sysops! <vote poll=wigo244 img="on" closed="yes">Another Andy original. Update: Same procedure as every year: Talk page pwnage, complete with revert, block, whitewashing and block warning - to be continued, most likely. <vote poll=wigo243 img="on" closed="yes">Family-friendly, indeed. Oh, and Conservative wants something different than English on CP? Har! <vote poll=wigo242 img="on" closed="yes">Great idea Andy! And when McCain is asked how many homes he has, he can reply "he isn't running for real estate agent." I'm sure THAT will go over great with voters! <vote poll=wigo241 img="on" closed="yes">This featured article reads like the work of a ten year old. Try reading the second sentence! Compare with Wikipedia's entry on the same subject. <vote poll=wigo240 img="on" closed="yes">There is a process to remove newly created articles from this list, but we don't know what it is, yet. UPDATE: Okay, NOW we do but we have [apparently] forgotten how to lock pages. <vote poll=wigo239 img="on" closed="yes">"In The News" goes from using "News Sources", to opinion columns, to blogs. And now, the bottom of the barrel: blog COMMENTS! Guess a "Man On The Street" wasn't available. <vote poll=wigo238 img="on" closed="yes">Okay... but do you realize where you're posting constitutes an irony meter replacement? <vote poll=wigo237 img="on" closed="yes">Did anyone else just feel a strange chill? <vote poll=wigo236 img="on" closed="yes">Calling "an institution of a democratic state" fascist is namecalling, except when someone we like does it. Then it's "factually correct and therefore okay". <vote poll=wigo235 img="on" closed="yes">Who knows what caused this hostility? Not even Kettle knows, but he calls his bluff (Bureaucrats can change user rights). Don't mess with Future Son-In-Law™, Petty-Officer Seaman Karajou! <vote poll=wigo234 img="on" closed="yes"> When RedState doesn't praise Sarah Palin enough, just quotemine it for the parts that you like. Don't worry about those who call attention to the quote mining, they are just "... protest [ing (and quibble [ing] ) too much."]. <vote poll=wigo233 img="on" closed="yes">What to do with this recognized bit of parody? Improve it, of course. <vote poll=wigo232 img="on" closed="yes">In a shining example of how the CP Admin Complaints Desk works, a complainant is told by Bugler to drop it... no doubt teh 'or else' is yet to come. <vote poll=wigo231 img="on" closed="yes">Can you feel the love? <vote poll=wigo230 img="on" closed="yes">If there's anything that gets admins excited enough to lure them back, it's teh banhammer. Karajou returns. <vote poll=wigo229 img="on" closed="yes">Parodist name gets changed, suspicions are raised. HenryS/Bohdan attempts to connect the dots, but later sincerely apologizes for his mistake. Ed divides by zero and fires off a writing plan and a whole-hearted "fuck you", better safe than sorry. <vote poll=wigo228 img="on" closed="yes">Ed, you really are a complete bastard. UPDATE Yes, a total asshole AGAIN A fully fledged scumbag! FINALLY You utter Fuck-Face! <vote poll=wigo227 img="on" closed="yes">Bungler blocks Goggles but isn't Goggles actually the POWERFUL BethanyS returned for the new term? UPDATE - The ever-delightful Bethany gives the all-clear and Bungler apologises. <vote poll=wigo226 img="on" closed="yes">Like you're from Arkansas? <vote poll=wigo225 img="on" closed="yes">Bungler can't make up his mind, but settles on ignoring his own name. Ronde V sounds real enough next to Bungle R... Update:MOAR! Goggle S, nice name! <vote poll=wigo224 img="on" closed="yes">Noted masochist sysop  editor peon, haz returned! Or his account haz been hacked <vote poll=wigo223 img="on" closed="yes">Add multiplication to the ever-growing list of things Ed Poor doesn't understand. Also, fuck you if you're new to multiplication! <vote poll=wigo222 img="on" closed="yes">SilvioB: "Please, no gossip, as per the rules. Instead, stick with mathematics, which you say you're good at." Ed Poor: "I do what I want, so fuck you." UPDATE Belgian commits wiki-suicide, and Moar suicide, calls out Unca Ed. <vote poll=wigo221 img="on" closed="yes">Andy has just had enough of unruly homeschoolers. <vote poll=wigo220 img="on" closed="yes">In other words - "Girls should just be quiet and bake more cookies" <vote poll=wigo219 img="on" closed="yes">Andy: it is not Palin's conservative values that are to blame for her daughter's pregnancy, it is the indoctrination by her public school. The same schools that people like Palin and Andy would rather not allow to teach birth control. Never mind that Paris Hilton, America's favorite spoiled rich & sexually promiscuous socialite, went to private school <vote poll=wigo218 img="on" closed="yes">Andy's great insights: John Schlafly's homosexuality is actually gossip! <vote poll=wigo217 img="on" closed="yes">Andy spins improves the entry on Sarah Palin by pointing out that her critics are liberals. Who'd have guessed the Republican State House Speaker and her Republican campaign coordinator in Ketchikan were liberals?  <vote poll=wigo216 img="on" closed="yes"> decides to illustrate the Achilles article with pron then takes attempts to make it family-friendly. <vote poll=wigo215 img="on" closed="yes">Looks like "Rebuplican" [sic] Ed's been hitting the booze. "Cleraly" [sic] we should not "TOLERATE this knuckleheads" [sic]. <vote poll=wigo214 img="on" closed="yes">Act III, wherein hilarity ensues as detective Bohdan gathers all suspects into the state room and pulls an accusation directly out of his ass. He is then schooled in the fine art of logic by..... Phillip Rayment the 1st?. <vote poll=wigo213 img="on" closed="yes">I'm sorry Master, I wasn't able to write as many new stubs as usual, but I made sure a lot of more useful contributors can't write them either. Shucks, Ed, before I turn off editing for the night, "thanks for the significant contributions!" Good night, and good luck. <vote poll=wigo212 img="on" closed="yes">Ed Poor might be the only CP sysop who manages to turn his own talk page into a quotemine while archiving. <vote poll=wigo211 img="on" closed="yes">In a true moment of WTF, Deborah (once again?) dominates the Recent Changes: 49 out of 50 changes are hers. <vote poll=wigo210 img="on" closed="yes">Andy Schlafly Presents: "Greatest Myths of American History" in an attempt to discredit dem dec33tful publick skool hisstury kla553z. If it doesn't fit the "Christian nation/right Republicans/pro-capitalist" worldview, then it's bias, never fact. <vote poll=wigo209 img="on" closed="yes">"We've always excluded [gossip like that from the beginning of this site]". Removing "gossip" (explicitly confirmed by Sarah Palin) about a Republican gets a pat on the back. Removing gossip from a Democratic entry: Godspeed! <vote poll=wigo208 img="on" closed="yes">Karajou QUITS. PJR wonders "was it something I said?" Moer: Bungler pours oil on troubled waters <vote poll=wigo207 img="on" closed="yes">The cops invading your home to arrest you because you have weapons of gun: a dictatorial act of tyranny that one should never allow. The cops invading your home to arrest you for having duct tape, slingshots, empty bottles, rags, metal pipe, bolt cutters, krytponite locks, sledge hammers and numerous other things you probably have many of? A-okay!

<vote poll=wigo205 img="on" closed="yes">Andy to Interiot: "Thanks for your help, but have you done all you can to demonize liberals today?" <vote poll=wigo204 img="on" closed="yes">Professional sycophant Bugly proposes teh "Conservapedia Day", and Andy loves it. (PS, it was Nov. 21, 2006) <vote poll=wigo203 img="on" closed="yes">Evangelical or not, Andy reaches a new ironymeter high. <vote poll=wigo202 img="on" closed="yes">Andy ♥  Augusto. Update: PaulM ♥  Hitler, but that doesn't go over quite as well. <vote poll=wigo201 img="on" closed="yes">Conservative Timing: Just in time for the KAL 007 anniversary (between Aug 31 and Sep 1), the KAL 007 article is not the Featured Article anymore. <vote poll=wigo200 img="on" closed="yes">Aschlafly, attorney for "medical group" Association of American Physicians and Surgeons, brings up discredited anti-Gardasil arguments as reason for a new #1 example of bias in Wikipedia. He also tries to debunk Wikipedia's claims that are supported by: Associated Press and BioMed Central. <vote poll=wigo199 img="on" closed="yes">Constructive criticism and cooperation on CP: "All the points not written by me are crap." Update: Most non-Andy points are quickly removed without further discussion. <vote poll=wigo198 img="on" closed="yes">Andy takes time out from bashing public schools and smearing Obama to tell an editor that "Conservapedia is not the place to grind an ax". <vote poll=wigo197 img="on" closed="yes">Well. That's that, I guess.