User talk:TherealDeborah

Though protesting vandalism by vandalism is very cute. 21:26, 17 June 2008 (EDT)
 * I don't think you're actually her, Thereal, but if you were and we were vandals (most of us are not, we just mock from a distance), is it very Christian to resort to vandalism yourself? I seem to recall something about "turning the other cheek."  I guess maybe you're just a bad person?  --Arcan   ¡ollǝɥ  21:35, 17 June 2008 (EDT)
 * The ones you really need to worry about are the Cracker family.  ħ uman  21:39, 17 June 2008 (EDT)

Where are our numbers?
Someone might have to send you an important email if you can't follow through.  ħ uman  22:23, 17 June 2008 (EDT)
 * see http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Deborah/wikilinking&diff=476976&oldid=476973 --TherealDeborah 22:23, 17 June 2008 (EDT)
 * Ah, ok, you used a different page than the previous attempts at verification. You picked Trent's number, not mine :(  ħ uman  22:29, 17 June 2008 (EDT)

Hi!
If you're willing to stand corrected, this is Vandalpedia. 23:05, 17 June 2008 (EDT)

Hi
Please to enable your email. Much thanks. 16:04, 19 June 2008 (EDT)
 * Go on. Jellyfish don't bite. 16:33, 19 June 2008 (EDT)
 * Actually, they kinda do.PFoster 16:36, 19 June 2008 (EDT)
 * They sting but lack that whole "jaw" thing to do much biting. Silly primitives. 16:38, 19 June 2008 (EDT)
 * Just because we can doesn't mean we will. I'm a friendly jellyfish. 16:39, 19 June 2008 (EDT)

Fie!
I think you underestimate my powers of pestering. Please bear in mind that no one here can steal your supersecret information just through your enabling of email. Not yet, anyway... :) 17:01, 19 June 2008 (EDT)
 * On the other hand, at least one person here could hypothetically steal it simply by using his root access. So there's no additional risk, really. ^_^
 * What? -- AKjeldsen Potential fundamentalist! 17:03, 19 June 2008 (EDT)
 * This is why I didn't invite you to the peace negotiations in Belfast. 17:08, 19 June 2008 (EDT)
 * Belfast?! You said you were going to inspect the quote mines in Upper Stanfordshire! :-( -- AKjeldsen Potential fundamentalist! 17:47, 19 June 2008 (EDT)
 * I see no conflict between those two things. 17:52, 19 June 2008 (EDT)
 * I see no conflict between those two things. 17:52, 19 June 2008 (EDT)

re Clippit: stoppit
why do you keep putting that clippit thing onto category:people? it's unnecessary and annoying. Totnesmartin 17:32, 18 August 2008 (EDT)

Because it is cool --TherealDeborah 17:32, 18 August 2008 (EDT)
 * "microsoft" and "cool" - bzzt! Does not compute! No, it's not cool. First, it gets in the way of the information on the page. Second, it uses an image which is Microsoft's copyright. Third, it's annoying. Totnesmartin 17:37, 18 August 2008 (EDT)

see suicide --TherealDeborah 17:38, 18 August 2008 (EDT)
 * I did, and I gonned it. I don't find suicide jokes funny. Totnesmartin 17:41, 18 August 2008 (EDT)

You can spend the next hour while you're blocked reflecting that what you find funny might be deeply unfunny to others. Totnesmartin 17:46, 18 August 2008 (EDT)
 * The circumstances under which suicide is funny are very, very few - in factI can't think of any off the top. 17:57, 18 August 2008 (EDT)


 * I'm quite partial to the one where a girl dumps a guy, and he hurls himself off of his tower block balcony, landing on and killing her as she walks away. Technically, I suppose that's homicide rather than suicide. Also, quite possibly apocryphal. --JeevesMkII 18:02, 18 August 2008 (EDT)
 * A schoolfriend did it aged 16, my parents tried it at age 60. Take it from me - NOT FUNNY! 18:07, 18 August 2008 (EDT)
 * If one can't joke about horror, what can one joke about? Humor is a time-honored way of dealing with the worst tragedies.  Although, this particular joke was lame.  ħ uman  23:24, 18 August 2008 (EDT)