Conservapedia:What is going on at CP?/June 2011

June 2011
In the Good Old Days, summer was a welcome respite from Andy's anecdotal global warming counterexamples. No such luck this year. Update: Global warming meet your match ... a four-bullet list of snowstorms and temperatures with two references and an anecdote. Earth...you been served!

 1 Samuel 16:7 Man looks at the outward appearance, but the Lord looks at the heart. Man, this Samuel-guy hadn't heard of Ken! Thomas Edison: objectively the greatest bestest inventor in the whole wide world, sayeth His Andiness. 🇰🇪's challenge to Penn takes on a decidedly creepy and vaguely threatening tone. Andy: 'Awful liberal bias in this article because it doesn't mention dirty Blagojevich is a Democrat, making sure everyone knows how awful liberals are.' Reality:  The article does mention he's a Democrat, but it also mentions Blago's predecessor, George Ryan, who is serving 6 1/2 years in a federal prison for extraordinary corruption, but it doesn't mention that he's a Republican. The problem with nuking the Middle East would not be the horrific loss of human life but rather the effect on gas prices The fish must not be biting today.  Emboldened by his recent victories over RobS Ken takes on the recently departed TK, describing him as a "Ridiculous blowhard" Update Andy "cleans up" Ken's faeces.  🇰🇪, sick of having his cowardice and idiocy pointed out to him on a daily basis, has decided that the 90/10 rule allows for too much talk and promotes a rule stipulating that 30% of all edits should be to articles. UPDATE: RobS: How about a rule that you stop immediately reverting and deleting everything?

 🇰🇪: I have opened my Talk page 🇰🇪: I don't want a talk page so let's delete and protect it so I can't be accountable for my own actions Andy: A remarkable insight! Liberalness is creeping in linearly, but conservative word growth is geometric. Hence, conservatism will win in the end. This simplistic graph cannot lie. UPDATE: User: [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Essay:Best_New_Conservative_Words&diff=prev&oldid=882676 There's a whole lot of problem with this. And what predictions does this graph make?]. Jcw: It predicts conservatism will go off to infinity and be "something quite outside our experience". Andy: Well...uh... no one "had a problem with Al Gore trying to predict the weather". User: [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Essay:Best_New_Conservative_Words&diff=prev&oldid=882967 @Andy Do you mean 'climate'? And yes people did. @Jcw WTF?] Andy: Here's what infinite conservatism might look like.

 🇰🇪 challenges Penn to a debate and takes 16 35+ revisions to do so. Doesn't he still owe RW a debate? Deja vu? - User:  [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&curid=113357&diff=881792&oldid=881788 What's that you say, Andy? May June broke all records for number of unique viewers? How many were there?] ...

 Standing up for Sarah Palin (pronounced like "failin'")? That's wonderful. Thanks for that. See you in five years!

Aschlafly: ..No other explanation is as plausible, at least not to an open mind. That liberal elitist Barack Obama now talks to normal people via Twitter—shame on him! <votecp poll=wigo4270 closed="yes">Add "double entendre" and "innuendo" to the list of things Andy doesn't understand. ("innuendo"... Village People... geddit?) <votecp poll=wigo4269 closed="yes">Conservative Trivia of the Day: Robin Hood, that guy that took from the rich and gave to the poor, was a teabagger!. <votecp poll=wigo4268 closed="yes">Mike127: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Counterexamples_to_an_Old_Earth&diff=879319&oldid=879318 "The intelligence of humans is rapidly declining"? You're using that to argue for a young Earth?] Andy: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Counterexamples_to_an_Old_Earth&diff=879325&oldid=879319 Yes, the slope of the intelligence curve is sharply negative. The YEC conclusion is clear.] Mike127: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Counterexamples_to_an_Old_Earth&diff=879547&oldid=879325 But you can't extrapolate linearly at that slope, and if you did, you'd conclude that the Earth can't even be 6000 years old. And here's a web site showing historical SAT scores.] Andy: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Counterexamples_to_an_Old_Earth&diff=880185&oldid=880177 It's simple logic. I'm right.] Mike127: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Counterexamples_to_an_Old_Earth&diff=880185&oldid=880177 It's simple math. By your argument the Earth can't even be 6000 years old.] LeonardO: By that argument, you could observe that people are getting taller, so people would have zero height 3000 years ago. Andy, using his favorite phrase when he has been pwned: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Counterexamples_to_an_Old_Earth&diff=880208&oldid=880201 Your objection does not withstand scrutiny. The argument about height doesn't work, because other factors are involved, like diet and medicine.] (But he doesn't recognize that there might be equivalent phenomena for intelligence.) Mike127: So give us a graph, and do the math. Andy, throwing in inappropriate calculus terms: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Counterexamples_to_an_Old_Earth&diff=880241&oldid=880234 I didn't say it's linear. But it's continuous and differentiable.] PaulHernandez, vaped by Karajou: So in 200 years our intelligence will be zero? Andy, now bringing in thermodynamics: You're not looking at this objectively. BradB: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk%3ACounterexamples_to_an_Old_Earth&action=historysubmit&diff=880414&oldid=880397 But isn't society becoming more conservative? How do you reconcile that?] LeonardO: Show us the data. Sysop Jcw: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Counterexamples_to_an_Old_Earth&diff=880418&oldid=880416 I made up these graphs of y=x and y=x2. They show the triumph of conservatism.] LeonardO: Thanks, but I still don't understand what the graphs denote. Sysop Jcw: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Counterexamples_to_an_Old_Earth&diff=880421&oldid=880419 Exponential. Quadratic. Conservative words. Blah blah. Hope this helps.] BradB: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk%3ACounterexamples_to_an_Old_Earth&action=historysubmit&diff=880424&oldid=880421 Becoming more conservative while becoming less intelligent? Doesn't this bother you?] Sysop Jcw: No, the decline in intelligence is because teachers are liberal. Andy: The Federalist Papers are linguistically more sophisticated than what people write today. JamesES: But modern people know much more about math and science. Andy: No, modern people don't understand math either. (Perhaps this is because they read CP.) Jpatt: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Counterexamples_to_an_Old_Earth&diff=880479&oldid=880456 People's brains have shrunk 10%! And obesity may be the cause!] Mike127: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk%3ACounterexamples_to_an_Old_Earth&action=historysubmit&diff=880502&oldid=880479 You've been arguing by anecdotes. Give us the data, and we can do linear, or nonlinear, regression.] Andy: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Counterexamples_to_an_Old_Earth&diff=880504&oldid=880502 The logic is simple and unmistakable. Read some Civil War letters.] Mike127: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk%3ACounterexamples_to_an_Old_Earth&action=historysubmit&diff=880555&oldid=880504 Show us the math, Andy. Also, you have twice reverted my changes to the article.] TracyS: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Counterexamples_to_an_Old_Earth&diff=880588&oldid=880555 Language changes for a lot of reasons. And there were a lot of illiterate Civil War soldiers.] Andy: I win! <votecp poll=wigo4267 closed="yes">🇰🇪 unveils his newest weapon in destroying evolution... Beauty queens. <votecp poll=wigo4266 closed="yes">Earlier Andy: "Conservative terms, expressing conservative insights, originate at a faster rate, and with much higher quality, than liberal terms. This implies a conservative future and a correlation between conservatism and truth." Current Andy: "Compare Civil War letters to today; it's clear people are becoming less intelligent."

<votecp poll=wigo4265 closed="yes">Ed Poor: Two people fooled by a talking snake were a lot smarter than IQ tests could possibly measure. <votecp poll=wigo4264 closed="yes"> Apparently, economist John Keynes was a "paedophile". The apparent allegations of torturing boy prostitutes comes from an uncorroborated source in a single publication, with no reliable sources. The author of the publication is not well known. Even if John Keynes was a "paedophile", it would only ruin his moral character not his economical manuscripts and ideas. <votecp poll=wigo4263 closed="yes">User: Conservative still hasn't told us his rationale for not using the preview button. Ken: 空穴來風未必無因 (Not without reason.) <votecp poll=wigo4262 closed="yes">And how long will this guy last? Bow to the master!

<votecp poll=wigo4261 closed="yes">As if anybody still believes that the Tea party is a separate entity from the Republican party

<votecp poll=wigo4260 closed="yes">Andy on May 27th: "Television is losing its relevancy, as people flock to Conservapedia for content. Only content-less TV shows like the Super Bowl and American Idol are holding their TV audience." Andy today: "Record-breaking ratings for GOP debate last night: a 400% increase in viewership!" <votecp poll=wigo4259 closed="yes">"It is noble to help trouble young people" says Jpatt, apparently explaining his involvement with CP. <votecp poll=wigo4258 closed="yes">And what is the cause of this irritation? Why God, of course

<votecp poll=wigo4257 closed="yes">Behold Andrew Schlafly's latest masterpiece: schools named after Ronald Reagan that don't exist <votecp poll=wigo4256 closed="yes">Calling Johnny Reb Sedition's girlfriend stupid and crazy is apparently "anti-American." <votecp poll=wigo4255 closed="yes">Andy writes steals a story. Any takers on whether "Daddy" sets the hounds on the son?

<votecp poll=wigo4254 closed="yes">No. Update: 🇰🇪 must never be questioned. <votecp poll=wigo4253 closed="yes">Andy Schlafly: asshole Update: ...really, what a fucking douche.

<votecp poll=wigo4252 closed="yes">Jared Polis is a rich, gay, activist representative. State? Party? Time in office? PLEASE! He's rich, gay, and an activist—that's ALL you need to know. (But if he shows up in a movie as a football coach with a teenage daughter, Uncle Ed will keep you informed!) <votecp poll=wigo4251 closed="yes">Rob: Ken, please stop deleting talk page comments. Ken: * deletes comment, burns evidence * Rob: Ken, stop being a dick. Ken: But- Rob: [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Conservapedia:Community_Portal&curid=112825&diff=877136&oldid=877135 I said ''Back. off.''] Ken: No can do. <votecp poll=wigo4250 closed="yes">Andy: "at Conservapedia we don't 'dumb down' our headlines." Quite the reverse in fact! <votecp poll=wigo4249 closed="yes">Somehow, we don't think this will help the "pro-life" movement

<votecp poll=wigo4248 closed="yes"> hasn't learned anything yet, [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User:RobSmith&diff=prev&oldid=876007 "Obama pwned" why? because he came up #1 on a search engine that has "oo" in it]...This is what happens when you Google your own particularly obsessive phrase. If you just Google "Barack Obama", CP gets position #39. If you Google "Ponies vs. atheism - Ponies win", every single one of the results relates to CP, usually derisively. Does that mean the whole world is pwned? <votecp poll=wigo4247 closed="yes"> Clueless students are wasting years in college and not improving their critical thinking and complex reasoning skills ...says the Harvard and Princeton alumnus who thought Obama was a Muslim because he didn't dance. <votecp poll=wigo4246 closed="yes">Iduan goes on a spree liberalizing witches and warlocks, Elvis, the enlightenment and the English language, not to mention Junk Science and the Politics of Science. When are Unicorns and Evolution going to receive the same treatment?

<votecp poll=wigo4245 closed="yes">First, there were no stubs, because they were "stupid"; now—with a bit of gentle prodding from a likely parodist—there may be no disputed facts either. <votecp poll=wigo4244 closed="yes">Jpratt takes the "don't tell them TK's dead" meme to smarmy new depths.

<votecp poll=wigo4243 closed="yes">🇰🇪 has plans - BIG plans  But what are they? Ooooh, they're SECRET PLANS!<BR> UPDATE: [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User:Conservative/CP-to-do-list&action=edit&redlink=1 Deleted! Restored! Deleted! Restored again! Aaaaaaaand.....Deleted!] <votecp poll=wigo4242 closed="yes">🇰🇪's newest "article": Similarities between Communism, Nazism and liberalism. All that's missing is a list of fat jokes about Atheists. <votecp poll=wigo4241 closed="yes">User: [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&diff=874259&oldid=874257 What's that you say, Andy? May broke all records for number of unique viewers? How many were there?] Conservative smells a liberal and tries to confuse the enemy with his trademark brand of ... oh look a squirrel. Other User: What da fuck? Andy: Since the Constitution doesn't say we have to provide these statistics, we don't have to. Karajou puts an end to the foolishness: Here's what you asked for. It literally took me only 45 seconds to find. Nice work. Still no number of unique viewers after 3 admins chimed in to deflect, dissemble, and bully.