User talk:Lemming

ThunderkatzHo! 17:17, 12 June 2011 (UTC)

Hello
First of all, thank you Thunderkatz for activating my Talk page. That was very kind of you.

I've been a realised athiest since the age of about 8, despite not knowing what one was or even actually believing in any god. I remember quite clearly, sitting in school assembly and questioning myself as to why I had to pray to my teachers imaginary friend.

My favorit conversation, with a born again Christian, came last year when I had dinner with the girl. She suggested to me that the only reason why we could be so closely related to chimps is because someone must have had sex with one and created a cross breed. I don't quite think she realised why I was laughing so hard at her. Sadly, the dinner date went downhill after that and I didn't get lucky, oh what a shame :D
 * Welcome to RW and interesting story. Don't even try to get lucky with Christian girls. Trus me.--Colonel Sanders (talk) 17:54, 12 June 2011 (UTC)

I've learnt my lesson, Colonel. It shan't be happening again, lol. --Lemming (talk) 18:10, 12 June 2011 (UTC)
 * Great. Welcome to RW! What brings you here? Science, Conservapedia, a drunken community? Just curious.--Colonel Sanders (talk) 18:14, 12 June 2011 (UTC)

I started off by watching quite a few athiest vlogs over on YouTube, that eventually lead me here after a quick google on Thunderf00t. 2 months on I decided to sign up...So, yes, a drunken community lead me here. But, astonishingly, I signed up sober. Also, I find this place a great help. I'm a scam baiter in training and it's great to know what half these scammers are talking about with regards to religious nonsense. It always pays to be educated. --Lemming (talk) 18:24, 12 June 2011 (UTC)
 * Sober? RW? That is rich. Well, we are glad to have you on RW. And on the topic of religious nonsense, these three wikis should do it for ya. Please feel free to contribute, yap, essay, whatever.--Colonel Sanders (talk) 18:29, 12 June 2011 (UTC)

Watchout for the even worse spelling and grammar for when I am drunk. it does get really bad :D...Now, I think I'm going to check out those three links. Thank you for the welcome, dear Colonel. I'm sure we shall meet again over a family bucket and some coleslaw. :) --Lemming (talk) 18:36, 12 June 2011 (UTC)
 * No problem. I am a Danish speaker, after all. Have fun with those links. Tell me what you think. I will bring my cooking over.--Colonel Sanders (talk) 18:40, 12 June 2011 (UTC)