User:I Eat Glue

"I think we’ve just witnessed a miracle here… an asshole talking out of his ass." -Mike O'Risal at The Panda's Thumb, on HeartOfGold

I loathe CP because I was blocked (under a different name, of course - it was I_R_Stoopid, for those of you that want to know) without ever making a single edit. I've made a few edits now, of course, but prior to my blocking I didn't really have any beef with them.