User talk:SHahB/Archive 9

A-ha! I've found you!
Are you just trying to confuse me? You have no idea how long it took me to figure out which username you were using now.  Г ☭  длесс Либерал  22:57, 6 April 2008 (EDT)
 * And I think you broke ratwikiwikiwiki... I can't get it to load.  Г ☭  длесс Либерал  23:00, 6 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Dude, welcome to ratwikiwikiwiki! It goes through periods of this. Just wait.  Good to see you again. SHahB 23:29, 6 April 2008 (EDT)
 * I accidentally de-bureaucrated myself. :(  Г ☭  длесс Либерал  12:09, 8 April 2008 (EDT)
 * No offense, but what kind of a loser de-bureaucrats himself? Your back in. SHahB 13:59, 8 April 2008 (EDT)
 * I was trying to give myself sysop and bot and checkuser, but I accidentally took bureaucrat away when I did it. Oh, and Bohdan has taken over your wiki.  Г ☭  длесс Либерал  01:04, 9 April 2008 (EDT)
 * So I have seen. Well, that's a shame. SHahB 01:06, 9 April 2008 (EDT)

GL, I fixed your luser groups. Let me know if I shouldn't have done that! Also, aren't you supposed to be at the Creation Museum?! Shoo!- 01:10, 9 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Ha, I de-cratted myself on Bohdan's wiki, not here. I have never been a 'crat here. And the creation museum trip has been postponed to Friday, since one of our entourage decided to go to Mississippi instead.  Г ☭  длесс Либерал  01:12, 9 April 2008 (EDT)

Gobshite
That "Top o'the mornin'" crap will make you no friends in Oirland, my stage-Irish friend. Lose it. DogP  01:27, 7 April 2008 (EDT)
 * What on earth are you talking about? I think you may need to take a break from editing wikis. SHahB 01:31, 7 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Wait - I keep losing track of you.  Aren't you TtamesP, or whatever?   Who was Bohdan?   Who is Conservative?   No?   DogP  01:49, 7 April 2008 (EDT)
 * I am indeed the editor who was TmtamesP. I am not Conservative, that's User:Newton. SHahB 01:56, 7 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Ah. Right.   In which case I unreservedly apologise!   I was directing my stage-Oirish ire at Kenservative, who was posting about Google Ireland on CP.   I get fairly confused with the users who are both here and there, and the various cross-site associations.   Best to you, with your swanky new name an' all.   DogP  02:05, 7 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Thank you. I hope I did not come across as being curt in my response, but the comment was very strange, seemingly cryptic, to an unsuspecting user. And, if you figure out what the username means, you will be rewarded with infinite happiness. SHahB 02:14, 7 April 2008 (EDT)
 * By the way, you left the explanation right here... Uchiha KATON! 15:01, 9 April 2008 (EDT)
 * No, he won't. He will regret it for the rest of his life. There are certain things which man was never meant to know about, and SHahB is indeed one of those things. -- AKjeldsen Godspeed! 16:46, 8 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Sounds like somebody had a bad experience with SH when he was young... SHahB 16:47, 8 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Now it almost sounds as if you're implying that one could have good experiences with SHahB? I need a moment to adjust to this new point of view. -- AKjeldsen Godspeed! 16:50, 8 April 2008 (EDT)
 * ShahB is the reason why I became a SCIENTIST. SHahB 16:58, 8 April 2008 (EDT)
 * But... it's Tommy Seebach, by God! Tommy Seebach!!! Do you not even realize what this means? -- AKjeldsen Godspeed! 17:01, 8 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Lol. Tommy Seebach is the man.  He taught much about clogs. SHahB 17:04, 8 April 2008 (EDT)
 * I have considered your replies on this subject, and the only explanation I can find is that you are somehow unaware of the true nature of Tommy Seebach. Please view this material before we continue the discussion:   DISCLAIMER: Please wear protective gear at all times during this test. The Clogology Science Enrichment Center cannot be held responsible for any damaged caused by viewing this material. Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. The goggles may do nothing. -- AKjeldsen Godspeed! 17:19, 8 April 2008 (EDT)
 * I have been deceived.  By YOU!  You have obviously edited the videos to make him sound terrible.  Danish deceit at its worst. SHahB 17:25, 8 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Trust me, this is him, and that's what he sounds like. Now do you understand my confusion over your statements above? -- AKjeldsen Godspeed! 17:29, 8 April 2008 (EDT)
 * No, I have talked to him personally. That is not what he sounds like, but I'm willing to bet its what you sound like. SHahB 17:34, 8 April 2008 (EDT)

Stand back, Bohdan's using SCIENCE!
So, what branch of science do you specialise in then, my Danish friend? The science of apertures? --מְתֻרְגְּמָן שְׁלֹום
 * Biology, Geoscience, and clogology. SCIENCE is my life. SHahB 15:11, 8 April 2008 (EDT)
 * I always thought that clogology was more of a humanity than a SCIENCE. When I minored in it, it was taught as a submodule of 'Classical Dane Studies'. Still, it may just be different teaching methods. --מְתֻרְגְּמָן שְׁלֹום
 * Well, technically it could be considered a humanity. Its sort of a cross-over type field.  I personally consider it a SCIENCE though.  Because, you know, SCIENCE is everything.   SHahB 15:25, 8 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Ah, a renaiSCIENCE man. An excellent quality. --מְתֻרְגְּמָן שְׁלֹום
 * Bohdan, have you ever considered a stay at our Clogology Science Enrichment Center? We have cake! -- AKjeldsen Godspeed! 16:44, 8 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Hmmm. What kind of cake? SHahB 16:46, 8 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Any kind you like! We're best at chocolate cake, though. -- AKjeldsen Godspeed! 16:48, 8 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Bohdan. It's a lie. Uchiha KATON! 21:16, 8 April 2008 (EDT)

0thank you
Thank you for your support on my talk page. Would you care to assist in reviewing some of the more erronesus artiqules?Tolerence 15:26, 8 April 2008 (EDT)


 * You're clueless. I challenge you to find a single "erronesus artiqule" on this page.  I bet there's a 97.43% chance that you didn't vote for John Kerry in the last presidential election.  Godspeed.  --72.33.93.120 15:42, 8 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Is this Huey? SHahB 15:45, 8 April 2008 (EDT)

Hello
Do you still live in Iran or have you emigrated?  Lily Ta, wack! 16:26, 8 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Why do you ask? SHahB 16:27, 8 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Do you always respond to a question with a question? SusanG
 * No. SHahB 16:56, 8 April 2008 (EDT)
 * fair enuff. SusanG 16:58, 8 April 2008 (EDT)
 * I thought you were Persian/Farsi. Lily Ta, wack! 17:03, 8 April 2008 (EDT)
 * I'm Danish. But not a fundamentalist anti-cloger like someone. SHahB 17:05, 8 April 2008 (EDT)
 * So you're a Muslim, right?  Lily Ta, wack! 17:06, 8 April 2008 (EDT)
 * No. You may be thinking of User:Stile4aly.  He has the Muslim userbox on his userpage. SHahB 17:08, 8 April 2008 (EDT)
 * But you're pretending to be Iranian.  Lily Ta, wack! 17:30, 8 April 2008 (EDT)

yeah. SHahB 17:34, 8 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Just the expected pro-cloger deceit. Business as usual. -- AKjeldsen Godspeed! 17:35, 8 April 2008 (EDT)
 * You accuse me of deceit? Typical Danish trick. I'll bet there is a 95% chance you oppose... something. SHahB 17:36, 8 April 2008 (EDT)
 * I certainly oppose Tommy Seebach. And clogs. And Tommy Seebach in clogs.
 * OH GOD, THE MENTAL IMAGE! HALP! -- AKjeldsen Godspeed! 17:40, 8 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Tommy Seebach in clogs? That makes even me uncomfortable. SHahB 17:41, 8 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Tommy Seebach in clogs? That makes even me uncomfortable. SHahB 17:41, 8 April 2008 (EDT)

Hey, Bohdan -
It's all I can do to stop myself from giving you a short block for that crack on the WIGO talk page....PFoster 22:35, 8 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Go ahead. If it makes you feel better. SHahB 22:36, 8 April 2008 (EDT)
 * nope. gonna be a bigger man...this time.PFoster 22:40, 8 April 2008 (EDT)
 * You put me to shame. SHahB 22:43, 8 April 2008 (EDT)
 * If you were capable of feeling shame, you'd've resigned from Conservapedia over a year ago. --Gulik 01:12, 9 April 2008 (EDT)

Hi HenryS
Howdy?!
 * You people are fast. SHahB 22:45, 8 April 2008 (EDT)
 * I've never debated someone named Henry before.- 22:51, 8 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Now's your chance... SHahB 22:54, 8 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Don't forget to change your sig file - or at least, the link. human  23:13, 8 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Jeez...and they called me crazy! User:PalMD
 * They still do, allophant! human  13:06, 9 April 2008 (EDT)
 * But are they right?! -- AKjeldsen Godspeed! 14:16, 9 April 2008 (EDT)

Cultural Icons
If you want a Danish cultural icon, you can play with this. It is wp:Carl Nielsen. He wrote music. Unlike Tommy Seebach who wrote crap. So no more Tommy Seebach. Or butts will be liberally kicked in good measure! -- AKjeldsen Godspeed! 14:38, 14 April 2008 (EDT)
 * How can you say he wrote crap? Seebach is a national hero. This "Carl Nielsen", petty peon and hack musician that he was, is not a Danish icon. SHahB 14:46, 14 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Your terminal confusion is getting worse. -- AKjeldsen Godspeed! 14:50, 14 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Stop being haughty, arrogant, and ignorant. I don't care for your Danish ultranationalist revisionism.  Save it for the far-right Danish hate blogs. SHahB 15:00, 14 April 2008 (EDT)
 * I am merely trying to save you from yourself and your unhealthy fascination with the worst aspects of Danish low culture. Please make an effort to educate yourself. -- AKjeldsen Godspeed! 15:04, 14 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Tommy Seebach is not "Danish low culture", though I don't doubt you have tremendous knowledge of that (especially given the gutter dialect of Danish you speak). SHahB 15:25, 14 April 2008 (EDT)
 * You must be joking. Tommy Seebach is the very embodyment of Danish low culture - or at least he used to be, until his tragic descent into alcoholism and eventual obscurity. The less said about this pitiable person, the better. -- AKjeldsen Godspeed! 15:46, 14 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Obscurity? Are you joking?  TS lives on forever. He makes me proud to be Danish. SHahB 15:48, 14 April 2008 (EDT)
 * He's dead, Jim! -- AKjeldsen Godspeed! 16:36, 14 April 2008 (EDT)
 * I am aware, hence the "lives on forever" line. Sometimes a man's legacy just lives on.  SHahB 16:42, 14 April 2008 (EDT)
 * How long have you had this unwholesome obsession with obscure bottom rung pop musicians? Have you sought professional help? If not, I think you should do so. -- AKjeldsen Godspeed! 16:56, 14 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Excuse me? Seebach is a national icon and Eurovision hero.  I am really starting to think you might be a Norwegian parodist. SHahB 16:59, 14 April 2008 (EDT)
 * I'll say this much: I'd rather be a Norwegian parodist than a resident of this imaginary Denmark of yours where Tommy Seebach is a national icon. The thought alone. -- AKjeldsen Godspeed! 17:01, 14 April 2008 (EDT)
 * So Tommy Seebach is the Bill Shatner of Danish Kulture? human  17:05, 14 April 2008 (EDT)
 * I guess so, only without any talent or redeeming features whatsoever. -- AKjeldsen Godspeed! 17:09, 14 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Grow up Kjeldsen. SHahB 17:16, 14 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Grow down, Henry. -- AKjeldsen Godspeed! 17:26, 14 April 2008 (EDT)

file=Apache.flv|width=320|height=240|path=http://www.rationalwiki.com/

The scary part is that I have seen that video before. Although I can't remember who was making fun of it. human  18:10, 14 April 2008 (EDT)
 * The man is an embodiment of what it means to be Danish. SHahB 20:37, 14 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Oh, Henry! human  20:56, 14 April 2008 (EDT)
 * You think you're pretty funny don't you, Welshman? SHahB 21:22, 14 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Funnier than some Danosaurs I know! Apache! Now in a server near you... how prescient to sing their praises! human  21:38, 14 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Do I detect some anti-Danish sentiment? Are you, Hewy, a Danophobe? SHahB 21:50, 14 April 2008 (EDT)
 * No, Hankie, I'm a danocyte! human  22:10, 14 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Timeo danaos et dona ferentes. -- AKjeldsen Godspeed! 03:40, 15 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Gentlemen at this website: it is well documented that Seebach was of Ukrainian peasant stock. Furthermore, in regards to recordings of Apache the Bible clearly states the following regarding the definitive version: Jesus whooped. John 11:35 --Robledo 16:55, 15 April 2008 (EDT)
 * In regards to Ukrainian peasants, Tommy Seebach, and homosexuality, damn the pitchforks, full speed ahead! human  20:55, 15 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Tommy Seebach was as pure of a Dane as a Dane can be. They say he evolved from the wooden shoes of Thor, but that's of course just romantic nationalism. 21:01, 15 April 2008 (EDT)
 * LURK MOAR, PLZ! -- AKjeldsen Godspeed! 21:07, 15 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Please, no gutter Danish. SHahB 21:14, 15 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Tommy Seebach cannot legitimately be claimed to have evolved from or to anything, Danish, Cornish, Cruller, or otherwise. That mustache is truly pre-Cambrian. <font color="#DD00DD" face="comic sans ms">human  21:08, 15 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Excuse me, you little punk? I have advanced degrees from Københavns Universitet in Danology. What do you have?  A Danish picture book?  And, I'm a SCIENTIST!  What I say goes! SHahB 21:14, 15 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Ooh, a Scientist!!! (one) A scientist of what, may I ask? Danish co-called "KULTURE"? Or just the history of clogs? Or just being wooden? <font color="#DD00DD" face="comic sans ms">human  22:32, 15 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Look in one of the sections above. I am a biologist, Geoscientist, and clogologist.  I am also a Danologist. SHahB 22:36, 15 April 2008 (EDT)
 * I think you might just be a cloggist! One can never tell, with you wooden puppet footwearers! <font color="#DD00DD" face="comic sans ms">human  22:44, 15 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Thanks, now I know that you are drunk! [[Image:Nods.gif]] (<- he nods in agreement) SHahB 22:49, 15 April 2008 (EDT)
 * You're welcome, and I'm not as think as you drunk I am! Nod off, junkie... Shoes for industry! (And, more sugar!) <font color="#DD00DD" face="comic sans ms">human  23:03, 15 April 2008 (EDT)

What?
I thought you hated that smiley? Was that a lie? How much else has been a lie? I feel my carefully constructed world view cracking at the edges. :-( -- AKjeldsen Godspeed! 05:23, 16 April 2008 (EDT)
 * I told you already, I have changed. There is much different about me. SHahB 14:20, 16 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Oh, right. I forgot. -- AKjeldsen Godspeed! 14:31, 16 April 2008 (EDT)
 * I will forgive you, and also beg you to abandon your Danish ultranationalism and chauvinism. Embrace tolerance.  Admit that Kierkegaard was a Swede.  It will liberate you.  SHahB 14:33, 16 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Never. I shall fight this falsehood to the end of the world, such as it is. -- AKjeldsen Godspeed! 14:37, 16 April 2008 (EDT)
 * You narrow-minded, dogmatic, jingoistic, bigoted, fanatical, intolerant, superpatriotic, ultranationalistic, offensive, quarrelsome, unfriendly, racist, hostile, illiberal pig! SHahB 14:43, 16 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Oink. -- AKjeldsen Godspeed! 14:45, 16 April 2008 (EDT) <- This, too, is gutter-Danish. Not really translatable, though.
 * How did you even get this way? Who indoctrinated you with such radical ultranationalism? SHahB 14:48, 16 April 2008 (EDT)
 * No indoctrination, Henry, just the harsh, bitter lessons of life. -- AKjeldsen Godspeed! 14:53, 16 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Anders, this is serious. I fear you may be dangerous.  Have you ever wanted to attack foreign immigrants or tourists visiting our beloved Denmark? Do you vote Dansk Folkeparti? SHahB 14:55, 16 April 2008 (EDT)
 * What is this "serious" of which you speak? SRS BSNS? -- AKjeldsen Godspeed! 15:07, 16 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Yes, my Gutter Danish phrase book tells me that means serious. SHahB 16:32, 16 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Good. Intarnetz != SRS BSNS. Lurk moar, plz. We are legion. -- AKjeldsen Godspeed! 16:53, 16 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Hmm, lets see... look under "L"... Oh! Oh my! Pervert! SHahB 16:54, 16 April 2008 (EDT)

Eh????
SHahB? what is that? RyanB 06:16, 16 April 2008 (EDT)
 * It stands for "Sir Henry and his Butlers" . -- 11:50, 16 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Or Shabby.  Rational Ed evidence 14:39, 16 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Or Shah Bohdan, Chief Scientist of All His Fantasies. <font color="#DD00DD" face="comic sans ms">human  20:10, 16 April 2008 (EDT)
 * That would be SBCSoAHF. Dude, lay off the drinking. Please? SHahB 20:12, 16 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Satan Has a happy Basket? -- 20:44, 16 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Your self-inferred title is not part of an anagram, silly. ShahB = Shah Bohdan, master of all he surveys, and surveyor of all he masters. <font color="#DD00DD" face="comic sans ms">human  20:57, 16 April 2008 (EDT)

WIGO Student Values
At least give us a chance to read the God-damn things before you nuke 'em like that!!!PFoster 20:19, 16 April 2008 (EDT)
 * It wasn't really that good. Just some cherry picked news items. SHahB 20:20, 16 April 2008 (EDT)
 * WTF? Bohdan?  Can't we have some fun without you ruining everything?   No, I guess not.   <font color="#00F0A20">DogP  20:44, 16 April 2008 (EDT)

Quote mining
In action. But I suppose he doesn't mind... <font color="#DD00DD" face="comic sans ms">human  00:47, 18 April 2008 (EDT)
 * You have to admit, it was well done. SHahB 00:48, 18 April 2008 (EDT)
 * It was a classic of the genre... whether that accords any positive qualities to it or not is another matter, eh? I note you did not link it to the source, so people can't verify the context.  Were you ever expelled?  I expelled some phlegm earlier today, or should I say, Flem?  Or was it a Danish Lump?  I could dig it out of the trash and mail it to you, if you post your address here for me. <font color="#DD00DD" face="comic sans ms">human  00:53, 18 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Thanks, but I'll pass on the offer. SHahB 00:56, 18 April 2008 (EDT)
 * I don't blame you. It was a particularly nasty Danish Lump.  I see that at least you have provided a source for your deeply deceitful slander of some user whose name I forget momentarily due to shifts in the sands of the wikiverse. <font color="#DD00DD" face="comic sans ms">human  00:59, 18 April 2008 (EDT)

Are you referring to my quote, that was mined on his page?- 01:00, 18 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Why do you keep messing up the indents? SHahB 01:02, 18 April 2008 (EDT)

Because I hate love you.- 01:12, 18 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Thanks. That really makes my day. SHahB 01:13, 18 April 2008 (EDT)
 * No really, I think it's a wikiquirk of mine.-

It just started with the name change. I don't know who you are anymore! SHahB 01:16, 18 April 2008 (EDT)
 * You weren't very nice to TMT you know...- 01:21, 18 April 2008 (EDT)
 * It was a one time slip up. I promise. SHahB 01:23, 18 April 2008 (EDT)

You're too kind
Word.- 18:21, 23 April 2008 (EDT)
 * . -- 12:57, 24 April 2008 (EDT)

Niclaus and the Cablinasian..
You're right. Good article.... PFoster 20:02, 25 April 2008 (EDT)

Fun:Tommy Seebach
Your terminal confusion is worsening, Hubert. If the late Tommy was in fact such an outstanding national icon, it doesn't make sense that nationalists would hold him in contempt; rather, they should be worshipping him. Since I don't do that, despite your allegations of nationalism on my part, you seem to have put yourself in a bit of a paradox here.

However, I have a few suggestions for solving this situation: -- AKjeldsen Godspeed! 15:58, 29 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Tommy Seebach is not a national hero.
 * I am not a nationalist.
 * Both of the above.
 * He is a hero to the tolerant Danish nation. You and your extremist buddies represent lunatic fringe. You're not a nationalist, you're an ULTRA-nationalist. SHahB 16:00, 29 April 2008 (EDT)
 * I'd certainly agree that you'd have to be exceptionally tolerant to, well, tolerate Tommy Seebach, let alone like him. I think such a person would be well on his way to sainthood. -- AKjeldsen Godspeed! 16:06, 29 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Perhaps you would like to learn more about tolerance? SHahB 16:07, 29 April 2008 (EDT)
 * I am learning about that quite well right now, thanks. -- AKjeldsen Godspeed! 16:11, 29 April 2008 (EDT)
 * What have you learned so far? SHahB 16:11, 29 April 2008 (EDT)
 * That terminal confusion and an unwholesome admiration for obscure pop singers is not necessarily an indication of an irreversible state of reprobation, and that such people can be tolerated with a certain amount of patience. -- AKjeldsen Godspeed! 16:15, 29 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Bigot. SHahB 16:16, 29 April 2008 (EDT)
 * I figured it out!!! It's Sir Herbert and his Bigots! <font color="#DD00DD" face="comic sans ms">human  21:59, 29 April 2008 (EDT)
 * No Hew. That's not correct.  Keep trying.  SHahB 22:06, 29 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Hew: 1. Make or shape as with an axe, 2. Strike with an axe; cut down, strike. Keep trying, Silly Humbert and hum Berts! <font color="#DD00DD" face="comic sans ms">human  23:21, 29 April 2008 (EDT)

Surprisingly recent revert
Please pay attention, shabby.85.25.151.22 20:34, 6 May 2008 (EDT)

BEWARE THE IDES OF MAY....
Sayeth the soothsayer... Sterilexx 09:18, 8 May 2008 (EDT)
 * uh.. ok. SHahB 11:44, 8 May 2008 (EDT)

You had oversight for a quarter of a second
Gotcha.&mdash; Unsigned, by: ... / talk / contribs 16:15, 9 May 2008 (EDT)

"Beyond him"?!?! You jerk!!!
Shabby! You said that 85.whatever couldn't be my sock, because it's "beyond me." WTF did you mean by that??- 16:16, 11 May 2008 (EDT)
 * I know, that was hilarious! Actually, I don't think he meant it was really beyond you -- you're CP's favourite sockpuppet scapegoat after all -- more that you've never shown any inclination to sock up over here. Unlike the sun god Ra, for example.&mdash; Unsigned, by: ... / talk / contribs 16:20, 11 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Ah, good point. I think Bohdan was trying to get my goat.  All the more reason to keep that thing tied up all day- 16:23, 11 May 2008 (EDT)
 * He wants that goat, Caiueos. He'll stop at nothing.&mdash; Unsigned, by: ... / talk / contribs 16:27, 11 May 2008 (EDT)

Your socks are so obvious. Unlike RA's. SHahB 20:41, 11 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Actually, I do have a sock over there—and it's a sysop, too! (I'm in it for the long haul—none of this "get promoted and immediately go out in a blaze of glory" nonsense.)  -- 12:30, 12 May 2008 (EDT)

Block fail
Wrong.- 22:31, 11 May 2008 (EDT)
 * That's right. The BlueMouse clones are all my work, Shabby.&mdash; Unsigned, by: ... / talk / contribs 22:36, 11 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Prove it. SHahB 22:52, 11 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Unblock me for a second and I'll post something.&mdash; Unsigned, by: ... / talk / contribs 22:54, 11 May 2008 (EDT)
 * You have one minute. SHahB 22:58, 11 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Times up. The sock was Ames. SHahB 23:01, 11 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Christ's sake Bohdan! I only saw this mesg four seconds ago. Your test is not concluded. You'll have to give me slightly longer than the time it takes me to notice you've replied.&mdash; Unsigned, by: ... / talk / contribs 23:02, 11 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Quiet, other sock of Ames. SHahB 23:09, 11 May 2008 (EDT)
 * I'm going to dig out one of my other socks. You have been warned. But honestly Shabby... you would make an awful scientist.&mdash; Unsigned, by: ... / talk / contribs 23:11, 11 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Fool. I am a SCIENTIST. Are you a SCIENTIST? SHahB 23:24, 11 May 2008 (EDT)
 * I've pwned you at CP in the meantime. Also, it took you more than ten minutes to reply to this, yet you still expected me to leap into action in less than three. No SCIENTIST you. I challenge you to a revertwar!&mdash; Unsigned, by: ... / talk / contribs 23:26, 11 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Sorry, but I have to log off. Try to provoke some unsuspecting user. SHahB 23:28, 11 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Bye, then! See you soon!&mdash; Unsigned, by: ... / talk / contribs 23:29, 11 May 2008 (EDT)

Alleviate my boredom
Shabby shab shab. Shab shabby shab shab. Shab. Shabby shabby shab shab shab. Sha(h)B Your's faithfully, 20:23, 17 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Since you said "faithfully", thank you. SHahB 20:29, 17 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Since you allowed me to make an inane free verse poem out of your name, thank you very much. :) 20:30, 17 May 2008 (EDT)

Fascist
Fascist!! And I did unlock it like a second later, y'know. 20:37, 17 May 2008 (EDT)

Yo Episode I: The Highly visible Menace
What up, ShabohdancingQueen? Are you really a 100% Danish SCIENTIST? Does that mean you study pastry?? 22:25, 18 May 2008 (EDT)
 * The Danish Twitch, straight out of Copenhagen... Sir Henry and his Bohdan...  L y  r  a     22:33, 18 May 2008 (EDT)
 * : ) We should hold an endless conversation here so Shabby thinks he's getting new messages all the time. 22:37, 18 May 2008 (EDT)
 * I'm very much a pastry fundamentalist; I believe that the Great Baker created all the pastry in six 24-hour days. If that is true then the Cheese Danish is holy! But not all doughnuts are... (ha ha ha.  L  y  r  a     22:53, 18 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Are you a Young... er, Oven... Creationist?  L y  r  a     22:54, 18 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Certainly not. I am an Old Oven Creationist. It is clear to me that the word "minute" in the Great Cookbook actually refers to a period of time that is roughly an hour in length. Furthermore, the Great Baker had no hand in the creation of Raisins and, as such, they are an abomination unto him. 23:04, 18 May 2008 (EDT)
 * And I suppose you also believe that all Danish evolved from the Rasberry and that the Great Burn didn't happen! Jelly, you're clueless, duh. Godspeed!  L y  r  a     23:13, 18 May 2008 (EDT)
 * PS Anyone know why the archives for this page jump from <4> to <7>?  L y  r  a     23:15, 18 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Because Bohdan screwed it up, probably. Deliberately? It's possible. Hmmmm. As to your religious bigotry, I will state only that believing in the Raspberry leads you to a very glorious place, while believing in the Burn leads you to mild abrasions and sore fingertips. If you want to consider contributing to this project, I suggest you submit a writing plan. 23:21, 18 May 2008 (EDT)
 * My writing plan: attempting to make it so that "pirata codex" shows up the most in my signature... As to your willful ignorance to the fact that I know a guy who knows a guy who went the a Nobel prize winner's son's wedding and said one night at the pub that Raisins, Dates and PicAHns are the stuff of SATAN!  L y  r  a     23:33, 18 May 2008 (EDT)

Yo Episode II: Attack of the Lobbyist

 * I noticed that "writing plan"! I was thinking of putting a super-rare variation into my signature that would only crop up one in a million times, but I thought it would be a bit silly. The raisins thing: ...yes. 23:36, 18 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Do it! It would be like winning the lottery. *bristles with joy of free lottery ticket* The prize should be, eh, ¥100, maybe ¥120...  L y  r  a     23:41, 18 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Do you think Jellyfishes are made of money?? No prize! Especially not really small amounts of yen. That would be silly. I thought I could just make the text something so strange that anyone who discovered it would be completely baffled... Hmmmmmmm... 23:46, 18 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Well, "I are sysop" is a) boring and b) reminiscent of TK... Yu could do something crazy, like "I know what Schlafly dreams about" or "MexMax was the will of the FSM".... :;:;:;:;:;)))))))) *nods vigourously, randomly*  L y  r  a     00:03, 19 May 2008 (EDT)
 * I love "I are sysop!" Shame on you, fellow liberal! If I wanted to impersonate TK, I would have it say "Squêǎk!" And what does FSM stand for?? I are thoroughly confused. 00:11, 19 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Incidentally, my favourite is "Diane, I'm at RationalWiki again..." Good times... 00:12, 19 May 2008 (EDT)
 * You are, as you should. FSM = Flying Spaghetti Monster, not something I personally condone but it seemed fitting... how's this: Jellyfish! We stop at nothing to bring you the latest in ninja technology, as when I edit I assume the form of the elusive śÿßøp  L y  r  a     00:23, 19 May 2008 (EDT)
 * That is pretty damn random... I might capitalize Ninja, though... 00:27, 19 May 2008 (EDT)
 * You're damn right it's random... But if you capitalize Ninja you have to say something about Samurai (girl ninjas), you know, for the "scary feminists"...  L y  r  a     00:32, 19 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Really? Cripes. I don't really know anything about this weird definition of "Samurai" that you're using. It probably comes from your heathen Burnist ways. 00:35, 19 May 2008 (EDT)
 * So now I'm the heathen? You're the blasphemous stove-olutionist! Only the ways of the Roman Toaster Church will assuage this.  L y  r  a     00:41, 19 May 2008 (EDT)

Yo Episode III: Revenge of the Intrusive Reporters that are Shattered when Romney Erupts In a Pyroclastic Flow of Molten Rock!

 * Roman Toaster Church? Now you've gone all silly :P 00:57, 19 May 2008 (EDT)
 * So the rest of this "talk page pollution" was what, a detailed and intense discussion about epistemology? *laughs out loud, not using patronizing acronym* Plus, don't stop, we must reach the end of page with indents!  L y  r  a     01:04, 19 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Ah, it seems we have the same goal, when it comes down to it. [[image:shifty.gif]] And I hate that acronym, too. Urgh. 01:06, 19 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Taken over by sites like Icanhascheezburger & ED... ah well, the War on Culture...  L y  r  a     01:15, 19 May 2008 (EDT)
 * I like cheezburger, though. Most of the time. And what is this "culture" of which you speak, two-legs? 01:17, 19 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Internet "culture," of course! I get the occasional smirk from cheezburger, but you have to hold it responsible for "lolcats."
 * Relevation: SHahB backwards could be "Bohdan has a Happy Sock!"  L y  r  a     01:20, 19 May 2008 (EDT)
 * That doesn't make any sense forwards, though :( And speaking of Shabby, I can't wait to see what happens when he discovers this weird monument on his talk page. Instant fun. :) 01:23, 19 May 2008 (EDT)
 * RW:Community Standards says you "can't delete any talk page discussions," so this day will live forever... Godspeed! (God, that is addicting, I can see how Schalfy thinks)  L y  r  a     01:30, 19 May 2008 (EDT)
 * [[image:th_unsure.gif]] How many indents do you think we have before we hit the other side and cause some kind of explosion? 01:36, 19 May 2008 (EDT)
 * We're in the twilight zone now, I think I'm already there, how bout you? Godspeed!  L y  r  a     01:39, 19 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Attention: you are approaching impact point quickly. I just wanted to say, good luck, and we're all counting on you. Uchiha KATON! 01:40, 19 May 2008 (EDT)
 * So I was playing Grand Theft Auto 4, and I came across a borough named Bohan. Of course I was reminded of good ol' Bohdan/Shabby here.  01:42, 19 May 2008 (EDT)
 * And suddenly everybody else wants to play, eh? I reckon we have at least ten indents left, by the way. 01:43, 19 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Well, I'm on my iPhone, I'm already at the end, I guess it depends on screen width... or liberal agitators...  L y  r  a     01:46, 19 May 2008 (EDT)
 * I love how you can show off an iPhone without even being visible. :) I'm close but not quite there yet on my computer. Damn those liberal agitators. 01:47, 19 May 2008 (EDT)

Yo Episode IV: A New Pwn

 * I'm on a 17" screen, we've got some room. Also, any further plans for wandalism of Bohdan's page?  01:49, 19 May 2008 (EDT)
 * What do you have in mind? [[image:shifty.gif]] 01:50, 19 May 2008 (EDT)
 * My head might explode with any more indents. Godspeed!  L y  r  a     01:51, 19 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Nothing in mind at the moment. And don't you mean Goatspeed? 01:52, 19 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Feel free to bow out if your puny phone cannot compete. Mwahaha! We should do something fascistic... 01:53, 19 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Well, *head explodes* anyhoo, all your base are belong to my "puny phone" (I dont know what that means)  L y  r  a     01:56, 19 May 2008 (EDT)
 * You don't know about "all your base are belong to us?" I'll tell you some time when we're horizontal again... Definitely feeling queasy now. 01:57, 19 May 2008 (EDT)
 * You're queasy? My HEAD EXPLODED!  L y  r  a     02:00, 19 May 2008 (EDT)
 * I'm fairly certain this is the last indent that will fit on my screen. I'm against the WALL! 02:01, 19 May 2008 (EDT)
 * But we have two more sections to fill.... 02:03, 19 May 2008 (EDT)
 * There is no way we can fill them, Pinto!!! I have discovered a NEW SCROLL BAR! 'DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT WE@RE DEALING WITH HERE"@"%@"!!@???
 * YES!!!! And thanks to whoever fixed the heading. 02:05, 19 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Does all this still fit on your screen? 02:06, 19 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Yep. 02:10, 19 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Showoff. :P I think Lyra's making some lemonade and cookies. Maybe we should climb down...? 02:11, 19 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Finally, I got the scrollbar. Yeah, move on down.  02:13, 19 May 2008 (EDT)
 * I just like to wish you two good luck, were all counting on you.  L y  r  a     02:15, 19 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Thanks, but I'm going to stop editing in this section. For safety reasons. 02:16, 19 May 2008 (EDT)
 * There's still plenty of room to play! <font color="#DD00DD" face="comic sans ms">human  13:39, 19 May 2008 (EDT)
 * True enough, my screen still has room for six or more and still be in the proper section! Tallyhoe.  L y  r  a     14:57, 19 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Yes, I'm still seeing about twenty characters per line on your comment. So long as we stick to short words, there should be no embarrassing scroll bar... <font color="#DD00DD" face="comic sans ms">human  15:09, 19 May 2008 (EDT)

Yo Episode V: The Empire Lashes Out In Anger Because of Accusations of Ties With Activists
A tentative undent... for safety purposes  L y  r  a     02:06, 19 May 2008 (EDT)
 * While the crazy boyz go out and kill themselves indenting I suppose I'll stay inside here.  L y  r  a     02:09, 19 May 2008 (EDT)
 * You FOOL. Do you know what you've done??????? 02:11, 19 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Made a motion with my nimble fingers?  L y  r  a     02:12, 19 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Why yes, I do believe that is the case.  I'm out for the night. Have fun.  02:14, 19 May 2008 (EDT)

Bohdan is going to kill us :) 02:14, 19 May 2008 (EDT)
 * He can't remove this, like I said before... Plus he hasn't got a banhammer! It's got a soothing, cone-shaped look to it...  L y  r  a     02:17, 19 May 2008 (EDT)
 * I was quoting Airplane  L y  r  a     02:18, 19 May 2008 (EDT)
 * So was I! (earlier) Uchiha KATON! 02:40, 19 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Thought you might be: couldn't tell. And where's my lemonade gone??? [[image:th_unsure.gif]] 02:20, 19 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Hmmmm, I think it's [[Image:Wtf.gif]] somewhere around here...  L  y  r  a     02:25, 19 May 2008 (EDT)

Yo Episode VI: Return of the Deficit
''...and that, kids, is the story of the most ridiculous thing I ever did: the Indent Tower! You can watch TV again now.'' Just wanted to post over here, really. It's nice and comfy without the masses of posts. 02:28, 19 May 2008 (EDT)

Agreed. Nice working with you. Good night, and Godspeed! Goatspeed!  L y  r  a     02:34, 19 May 2008 (EDT)
 * It's actually morning here, but good night anyway. See you later :) 02:36, 19 May 2008 (EDT)

Whoa ^
It's like a happening arrived - and exploded all over the page. O_o -- AKjeldsen Cum dissensie 05:51, 19 May 2008 (EDT)
 * That's right.
 * We went there. 05:57, 19 May 2008 (EDT)
 * In the future, I shall probably come to regret that I was asleep during what will surely be known as the great "Stream-of-Consciousnes-Fest 2008". Damn time-zones. -- AKjeldsen Cum dissensie 06:00, 19 May 2008 (EDT)
 * We already coined the term "Indent Tower". It shall go down in history, my friend. 06:01, 19 May 2008 (EDT)
 * I'm sure Shabby will love it. Actual avantgardiste art, right here on his talk page! -- AKjeldsen Cum dissensie 06:25, 19 May 2008 (EDT)
 * I hate to poop on the party, but this happened once before... at least once :( But, still, good memes spontaneously form again and again in a fertile environment! <font color="#DD00DD" face="comic sans ms">human  13:38, 19 May 2008 (EDT)

Impressive. Most impressive. -- 15:12, 19 May 2008 (EDT)

This is truly an honor. SHahB 15:23, 19 May 2008 (EDT)