User:DickTurpis/Conservapedia:Team Contest 3 Fantasy League

In light of a recent comment made on Conservapedia Talk:What is going on at CP?, I have taken the liberty of creating a TC3 fantasy league. Call your players, one at a time, below.

Linus

 * Aschlafly - 1417
 * BethanyS - 452
 * GregLarson - 1380
 * Ed Poor - 55
 * MexMax - 349
 * Crocoite - 673
 * Iduan - 222

Five person total: 3653 Seven person total: 4548

DickTurpis
The Bible-Belt Brownshirts
 * 1) Bethany - Small forward -452
 * 2) Assfly - Special Teams - 1417
 * 3) Iduan - Center - 222
 * 4) Luke - Winger (right) - 313
 * 5) GregLarson - designated hitter - 1380

Unofficial final score: 3784 (with 5 players)

Elassint

 * Conservative

PFoster

 * GregLarson - 1380

Hojimachong

 * Crocoite - 673


 * SharonS (let the copy/paste begin!) - 537

Players (My team)

 * TheGirl - Right Defence - 0
 * Arsefly - Goal - 1417
 * Sexany - Right Wing -452
 * Marshall(Eminem)Mathers - Even more Right-Wing - 276
 * Joaquin Phoenix - Missile Defence - 1103
 * T KKK - Centerman - 280
 * Steve Carson - Benchwarmer - 1380

Others (These don't count towards the contest)
I'll call my team the Sexual Predators.
 * Sharon Stone - Cheerleader
 * Richie Rich - Coach
 * Joseph McCarthy - General Manager

Five Person team final score: 3248

Seven person team final score: 4908

SubHuman Cabal Troll



 * 1) Joaquín Martínez's cojones will win out in the stretch. Captain 1103
 * 2) Sharon somebody... Shortstop 537
 * 3) And her sister, Bethany. Sure, they aren't the Olsen twins, or the bush twins, but they take it seriously! Second base 452
 * 4) SSchultz Because he has it goin' on. Despite being blocked.  So he's on the disabled list?  He's still a pro, and will come back! Catcher 1314 DQ
 * 5) Ed Rich Outfield - way out field 55 (slacker!)
 * 6) Teh Assfly hisself! Pitcher 1417
 * 7) Brian the Brain Batting coach 2543 (!!!)

I call my team the Gigglesnorts and they rulzorz. Go Team Gigglesnorts !!! Now I need an awesome logo for them!


 * Terry Francona manager (ring, ring...)

I'm too drunk right now to aggregate my teamz amazing point score, although I know they rulzored!!!! human  00:52, 19 November 2007 (EST)


 * PS, also, I don't really care!

The score totals:


 * Single draft pick score: Joaquin Phoenix with 1103
 * Five player team score: 3461
 * Seven player team: 7421
 * Woodpuppies: 4334 (whupped)
 * Slip Sliders: 7551 (dang)

(Team Encephalitis)

 * 1) Mathers
 * 2) Conservative
 * 3) T.......KKKKKKKK
 * 4) RobS
 * 5) Iduan