Talk:Quantum Stirwand

Some of this is a bit unclear, since it seems to be mostly quoting their stuff (without quote marks) with some commentary interspersed. Can we make what is their and what is ours clearer? Like italicize all their stuff maybe?

On another note, doesn't "quantum stirwand" sound a like a great insult for a woomeister? 23:36, 7 May 2010 (UTC)
 * I agree. Just added this to my watchlist. Will look into it when I get some spare time. 15:19, 23 October 2010 (UTC)
 * How to do this cheaply.

No suggestion is being made here that you sell said stirrers at some profit in your local car boot event. 82.44.143.26 (talk) 14:49, 14 July 2017 (UTC)
 * 1) Create yourself a religion of which you can become 'chief priestly person of' (seek advice as to whether there are tax or other benefits in so doing)/read enough science books to become 'the expert in your village' (what is the quote I vaguely remember - read one book and you are the expert on your street...).
 * 2) Acquire some plastic liquid stirrers fro
 * 3) Generate some 'McGuffin-woo water'
 * 4) Acquire some plastic drinks stirrers (party shop, 'very cheap goods' shop etc).
 * 5) Dip stirrers in McGuffin-woo water.
 * 6) You now have a woo-impregnated stirrer at a fraction of the price.

Questions
How would the stirwands work on 'hogwash and bilgewater'?

The statement 'Even if you drink enough water every day (half your body weight in ounces)' is likely to have 'problematic effects' if carried through. Anna Livia (talk) 17:39, 18 June 2018 (UTC)