User:I Can't Drive

As the name indicates, I can't drive. I don't mean "I can't drive 55" or anything like that; I mean that I cannot drive any vehicles at all. I have been too damn lazy to learn how to drive.

I am, however, at the stage of life where I think too hard about which suburb-friendly Japanese sedan I will buy and then tune up--tastefully, mind you, not like those obnoxious rice burners. If you can advise me on that, please do so.