User:Storytellershrink/CLSDS

Recently there has been a rash upsurge in creepy little sexless Disney sluts, or CLSDS. These are Disney-employed girls (and occasionally transvestites) who are refusing to have sex until marriage. Mostly fundies, they often wear promise rings, which apparently have some magical property that locks the vagina in place. As such, they must use other methods (although being fundies, they cannot masturbate) to rid themselves of sexual tension. These include singing horribly, acting horribly and acting like a zombie. Contradictory to their chastity, they whore themselves out and act like ho's.

Examples
Miley Cyrus Selena Gomez Miley Cyrus Miley Cyrus Miley Cyrus Miley Cyrus Miley Cyrus

The "Anti-CLSDS"
Examlples exist of the Anti-Creepy little sexless Disney sluts. This is a Creepy little sexual Disney slut. These rare individuals refuse to go against nature and actually aknowledge they have functioning sexual organs. Either that or, better yet, they Don't act so fucking self-righteous and tell you how to live your life.

Examples
Vanessa Hudgens The rest of the cast of "High School Musical" ...

Yep, that's about it.