User:SuddenlyRoss

"Hey everyone! I figured out how to put a quote up here!”

SuddenlyRoss is a user who has no damn idea what he's doing. His goals include "fumbling around, attempting to make good edits" he says he will "do the talk page, or whatever" to communicate his thoughts. He is described as "a real person" by major news outlets, and is believed to be still at large. All wiki editors are encouraged to pretend he is useful, while silently cleaning up the awful gibberish he spews forth all over this nice new internet.

Hey, Look at this! A heading!
SuddenlyRoss is a real human with interests and such. He typed them with his human hands right here:


 * Music, you know, the popular human kind.
 * Sports, the ones that involve opposable thumbs, which I have.
 * Food, the kind eaten from a plate.
 * Computers, that thing that stops me from opening a door if a dog would like out.
 * Work, the thing I do after I leave my dog home alone which makes him very sad.
 * Playing fetch, the popular human hobby.

Heading 2, Electric Boogaloo
As a human, SuddenlyRoss is dedicated to uploading the most interblog to this web sphere. He will edit the web frames with plenty of knowledge on human subjects, such as digging with machines and not feet, or walking on two legs. He is certain that the wiki alpha will not give him the "masonry hammer", as it is reserved for users without rationals.