User:Bootmii/Conservapedia:Red Telephone

The Red Telephone describes the Oval Office to Kremlin secure phone line. It was intended to allow the two most powerful world leaders to communicate directly in the event of a security crisis, with the hope that global thermonuclear war could be averted.

Similarly, it also describes various user sub-pages set up from time to time by Conservapedia sysop Conservative, who communicates with his arch nemeses at RationalWiki via seekrit messages posted there. These messages are dedocne so wonk reve lliw eno-on that seekrit communications are being exchanged with the etis rehtona ta nemeltneG. It's totally seekrit though.

Extensions

 * Mine is hooked up to the party line. Checkin' on the chatter, fumblin' with the knobs, talkin' on the tapes.

Examples

 * 2008-09-08 Kendoll (screencap).
 * 2008-09-26 What do you get if you Google Ken is pathetic?
 * Some of Ken's drivel, all in one place.
 * Parody Red Telephone messages (by RationalWikians): 2008-09-30; 2008-10-10; 2008-10-15.
 * There is a red telephone in the video game Portal. It was designed to get help if GLaDOS, the main antagonist, were to go homicidal. It didn't work.