Conservapedia:What is going on at CP?/April 2009

: In just 100 days, Obama's somehow turned the U.S. into a socialist country. Distort D'Newsa: Western civilization is based on Christianity. Don't believe him? Just ask those well-known Christians like Socrates, Euclid, Hippocrates, Cicero — oh, wait...  Chief Prosecutor Assfly calls his first witness in the ideological treason trial of arch-fiend Arlen Specter. Coming soon: the guilty accused party will be given a chance to publicly recant his flawed views and spend time at the Eagle Forum Center for Conservative Re-Education.

 engages in some shameless brown-nosing. That's it Jinx, beg for those rights back. Jpatt makes an addition to Best New Conservative Words: There is no single word meaning morally bankrupt. His suggestion for such a word: atheism (not even atheistic!). Jpatt reports that the Obama administration plans to repeal union oversight regulations — taking great pains not to mention that they were completely useless regulations made by the Bush administration four days before Bush left office. The CIA calls it that, the country calls itself that, the Encyclopedia Brittanica calls it that - even well-known hawk John Bolton calls it that. Unsurprisingly, as it's the official name of the country. But Ed's having none of it - country name changed in this particular 'Trusworthy' encyclopedia! Take that, Dear Leader! POW! All the best ideas are taken from The Daily Show... If you find administrative abuse based on a contributor's personal opinions, let Uncle Ed know.  Don't need no stinkin neutrality By the way, whatever DID happen to MYOB? Sen. Arlen Specter, in "the ultimate act of cowardice and betrayal," leaves a party that apparently does not want him. Note how this switch altered Sen. Specter from a moderate to a "liberal." Never one to let facts deceit get in the way of a personal grudge objective reporting, Andy gives Obama a broadside for 747 flyover. He neglects to mention that Obama was not in the plane and the FAA gave full permission. Not to be outdone, our own knows that Obama personally gave the ok for this. It's Andy Insight Time: he's waxing ungrammatical lyrical with a lot of familiar boilerplate, such as how Conservapedia is a unique example of that rare gem, the Conservative School. (Oh, and the "lib-burr-rul" article is one of "our favorite entries" now.) JessicaT inserts an update on the personality-cult situation — apparently forgetting that the Sinister Cult Leader is Obama, not Nelson Mandela. Clement tells Andy that Canada was a dominion during WWI, not a colony. Andy calls for backup to prove Clement wrong.  TK declares Andy correct with a quote that explicitly refers to Canada as a dominion. World History Teacher Andy: "'Dominion' is an obscure term, anyway. It's just another name for 'colony', I bet." Update: TK back for more Schlafly defense, comparing him to Harvard professors, etc. Andy returns with a protest, comparing himself to God: I may be wrong and my lectures may often be incorrect, but I have been teaching them to impressionable kids for years, which is more than YOU can say. Trump card. Win.  invents a new conservative word- "coronated". Update: Ooh, touchy! Sorry TK, but you're still wrong. Birds may be coronated, human heads are crowned. <vote poll=wigo1815 closed="yes" img="expanded">: Standing by one's man is quite admirable, unless that man is Obama. Case in point: The biased lib-burr-rul media, being completely in Obama's pocket, refuse to call him a socialist. <vote poll=wigo1814 closed="yes" img="expanded"> rails about some Obama personality cult, then goes right on with his job of propping up Andy's personality cult. <vote poll=wigo1813 closed="yes" img="expanded">Oh the irony...anti-evolution "encyclopedia" has an article on a distinctly evolutionary organism <vote poll=wigo1812 closed="yes" img="expanded">: Study says a majority of Americans want fewer services, less taxes. Study also says that almost half of Americans think "America's best days have already come and gone," but we can't mention that, of course! <vote poll=wigo1811 closed="yes" img="expanded">♗: Russia didn't win WWI Andy: Your spelling is bad - be specific! ♗: My spelling is bad, but Russia didn't win WWI Andy: Debatable Semantics ♗: Russia didn't win WWI Andy: Be more specific ♗: RUSSIA DIDN'T WIN WWI Andy: BTW, Student One, Russia didn't win WWI <vote poll=wigo1810 closed="yes" img="expanded">Andy: Typical middle-America city has terrible high-school graduation rates. Unfortunately, according to his cited source, that city is not so "typical": it has the worst graduation rates in the country! But hey, anyone could have missed it. It's only the first 13 words of the article.

<vote poll=wigo1808 closed="yes" img="expanded">🇰🇪 is being even more incoherent than usual; the only thing he manages to say clearly is that something is getting bigger. UPDATE: Three in one day? That's excessive even for 🇰🇪! <vote poll=wigo1807 closed="yes" img="expanded">New Flu Outbreak! Who is at fault? OBAMA, For playing a deceitful game of Golf! Of course, It is Ok when, you know, you're a Republican, but he really deserved that. <vote poll=wigo1806 closed="yes" img="expanded">The Wingnuts are coming! The Wingnuts are coming! Napoleon and Hitler couldn't do it....but can 🇰🇪 invade Britain? <vote poll=wigo1805 closed="yes" img="expanded">The Conservapedia way: invent the statistics, then invent the data to fit them <vote poll=wigo1804 closed="yes" img="expanded">: Bypass a Republican filibuster and you've repealed government of the people, by the people, for the people; you see, no matter what those dumb voters said in the last two elections, the Republicans will always be the voice of the people! <vote poll=wigo1803 closed="yes" img="expanded">Andy the history teacher. "Your answer is excellent; shame that I'm actually clueless about what I'm teaching." Italy changed sides in WW1??!! MOAR!" Mussolini was Italy's leader in WW1! <vote poll=wigo1802 closed="yes" img="expanded">Schlafly Skimming strikes again: Andy claims that a Yale Daily News article does not use the word "liberal" to refer to the Dark Side of the Supreme Court. Obviously the mention of "the four most liberal" justices right there in the second paragraph was deceptively prominent. <vote poll=wigo1801 closed="yes" img="expanded">The potential end of civilization as we know it? That's just too far fetched.  Must be a liberal parody. Update Wait, that was real? Oh Shit! Breaking News <vote poll=wigo1800 closed="yes" img="expanded">Andy admits an error in judgement, possibly for the first time. This doesn't stop TK from banning the user that Andy thanked,(because they know teh AOL is EVIL!) <vote poll=wigo1799 closed="yes" img="expanded">Did Andy just call us well educated? Counter-question: Do you really give a damn about the opinion of a guy who thinks that 98.2K are "nearly as many monthly visitors" as Wikipedia's 75.5M? Update: Clutching at straws Andy? <vote poll=wigo1798 closed="yes" img="expanded">Andy: "The points above about Trotsky and Orwell are interesting, and I've spent some time without success trying to confirm [i]t. Unfortunately, you don't provide any support for your claims." Support could be found in Conservapedia's article on George Orwell - but that's hardly a reliable source. Sky falls: Andy produces a vaguely sane justification. <vote poll=wigo1797 closed="yes" img="expanded">Jpatt gives us his latest "Obama not born in the US" insight - which has already been shot down even by Newsmax.com (When Newsmax gets to be the voice of reason, you KNOW you're on the fringe.) <vote poll=wigo1796 closed="yes" img="expanded">Andy gets pwned on bible quotes. (Reading comprehension, too, but that's not really "news".) <vote poll=wigo1795 closed="yes" img="expanded">Conservative dictionary: Improved: verb meaning to insert random, disjointed, and un-sourced "facts" (see also: gibberish) EXTRA LULZ: Actual Quote: "These theories developed in connection with the theory of evolution, which would could not have possibly occurred in the thousands of years that people had previously estimated the age of the Earth to be." That sentence needs to be taken out and shot. <vote poll=wigo1794 closed="yes" img="expanded">Conservative reads Vanity Fair <vote poll=wigo1793 closed="yes" img="expanded">Andy has now taken the best conservative words EVAH to be whatever crap he pulls out of his arse and without any conservative meaning. <vote poll=wigo1792 closed="yes" img="expanded">RobertT fixes Assflea's liberal whitewash of Wheaton College. <vote poll=wigo1791 closed="yes" img="expanded">Andy old: Facebook is one of the many world's greatest accomplishments made by a teenager! Andy new: An accomplshment which happens to lead to lower grades. His suggested antidote? Conservapedia! Which is actually sound advice, considering that a monkey with a typewriter could probably get full marks on one of Andy's homework assignments... <vote poll=wigo1790 closed="yes" img="expanded">Andy gives new meaning to the phrase, "making a mountain out of a molehill." <vote poll=wigo1789 closed="yes" img="expanded">Mommie Dearest breaks an irony meter: Sharia law is abominable because it allows men to beat a disobedient wife. But it is, of course, perfectly all right to rape a disobedient wife. <vote poll=wigo1788 closed="yes" img="expanded">Is it can be Mini Blunt Knives tiem nao plz? TK bans quite a few accounts, including Krysg (an Egyptology student), the retired WesleyS (an "unused account with no edits"... other than the SEVERAL THOUSAND ones where he fixed categories or templates...) and JLauttamus. <vote poll=wigo1787 closed="yes" img="expanded">A huge, ever-growing liberal brain. Bigger! BIGGER! BIGGER!! <vote poll=wigo1786 closed="yes" img="expanded">Conservapedia's copyright policy isn't exactly user-friendly or intuitive, but Ed Poor takes this to whole new levels: LowKey asks Andy to grant permission to copy an article to aSK. Ed chimes in: "Permission must be obtained from every co-author as well." News to us, Ed! Update: Lowkey is not terribly impressed by Ed's reading skills or his apparent habit of not Minding His Own Business. <vote poll=wigo1785 closed="yes" img="expanded">In the spirit of Christian fairness, DeanS encourages CPians to freep vote "fail" on the latest MSNBC poll. <vote poll=wigo1784 closed="yes" img="expanded">Tales from the front page: TK creates a new encyclopedia article (and instantly protects it for all eternity)! In All-Bold-o-Vision! And it's just a copypaste of something Glenn Beck posted on Fox News! And Beck in turn simply copypasted a text that has been circulating the net with small, often false, edits since 1998. <vote poll=wigo1783 closed="yes" img="expanded">Andypants, your knickers are showing. <vote poll=wigo1782 closed="yes" img="expanded">Andy on the theory of special relativity: "...why haven't you been quoting the Bible during your many edits to this site?" <vote poll=wigo1781 closed="yes" img="expanded">Further evidence that reading too much Time Cube causes brain damage. <vote poll=wigo1780 closed="yes" img="expanded">Remember, you're only allowed to preside over human-rights abuses, etc., if your name is George W. Bush. If anyone else does it (particularly someone we don't like and cuddly-wuddly socialists), we'll jump all over them. <vote poll=wigo1779 closed="yes" img="expanded">It is "anti-Semitic" to support the Palestinian cause, yet unthinkable to bash Desmond Tutu for doing it. Why? Well, it seems that winning a Nobel Peace Prize makes you immune to criticism (unless, of course, Conservapedia's doing the criticizing). <vote poll=wigo1778 closed="yes" img="expanded"> Andy scoffs at the idea of burdening his students with actual information. Don't you know that the worst thing an educator could do is force students to learn unnecessary facts!? <vote poll=wigo1777 closed="yes" img="expanded">A clogger mentions Andy after he mouths off yet again about Wikipedia's lib-burr-rul bias. Half an hour later, Andy's engaging in shameless self-promotion. UPDATE:, obviously still trying to get his rights back, rails against Wikipedia in the comment section. MOAR Mutual masturbation ensues. ALERT: Holy Deceit Batman, the liberals are swarming. Call the FBI! <vote poll=wigo1776 closed="yes" img="expanded">: Disney makes millions off of "family values," so they're hypocrites if they don't call gays "degenerates" like I do! <vote poll=wigo1775 closed="yes" img="expanded">Andy makes it official...Truth isn't allowed on Conservapedia! <vote poll=wigo1774 closed="yes" img="expanded">It's Psychological Projection Time: The AP pulls its news from where the sun don't shine. <vote poll=wigo1773 closed="yes" img="expanded">Yeah TK, I'm sure the reason there were lots of police at your 'Tea Parties' is because they wanted to join in... <vote poll=wigo1772 closed="yes" img="expanded">Remember TK saying, "...your post is but a mystery to me, since Conservapedia has always also recognized the major Eastern Rite holidays. No matter the day, we all celebrate the Resurrection of Jesus Christ!" Well, with the Orthodox Easter having just passed, could TK please tell us, just when CP is going to celebrate the event? <vote poll=wigo1771 closed="yes" img="expanded">Conservapedia has been a leader in spreading ignorance, peddling pseudoscience and confusing the issue. How do they do it? . Found exclusively at Conservapedia! <vote poll=wigo1770 closed="yes" img="expanded">It was inevitable. So, uh, how many sane editors left now? UPDATE: Hall of Fame entry! More: After we give AlanE sysopship after his second edit, TK blocks Alan's mail: "disablled&#91;sic&#93; email for this now revealed vandal site sysop" <vote poll=wigo1769 closed="yes" img="expanded">Suggesting that PJR's site is more welcoming? NOT ALLOWED! <vote poll=wigo1768 closed="yes" img="expanded">Wheaton College is basically garbage, according to Andy; it is an an inferior school that is responsible for producing baby killers. But wait! One of The Leader's students chooses to matriculate at Wheaton? This just in: Wheaton has the smartest student body around! We have always been at war with Eastasia. UPDATE: Junior editor RobertT reverts Andy's edits. Liberal whitewashing indeed! <vote poll=wigo1767 closed="yes" img="expanded"> Terry "thou shalt not undo another's block" K isn't adverse to changing the blocks of other admins himself. Hypocrite much? <vote poll=wigo1766 closed="yes" img="expanded">Andy: ''My site was down? That's unpossible!!!!!'' <vote poll=wigo1765 closed="yes" img="expanded">If those nasty liberals over at that other place are using strikeouts, then so will we! Update Andy and TK perform mutual masturbation explain the value of strike outs and humor. How long before Jinx is called a liberal with reference to liberal style #29: "calling conservative humor "unprofessional and meaningless, and degrades the quality of your encyclopedia."" <vote poll=wigo1764 closed="yes" img="expanded">TK quoting from a news article criticising Barney Frank, well, almost...TK decides that the original wasn't quite homophobic or defamatory enough, so adds the word 'pervert' to his quote of the original article <vote poll=wigo1763 closed="yes" img="expanded">"Bigotry? Not us!" <vote poll=wigo1762 closed="yes" img="expanded">Will Schlafly Doo and the Conservapedia Gang solve the great mystery of the so-called hacking caper? (No.) <vote poll=wigo1761 closed="yes" img="expanded">Jpatt gives us yet another masterpiece essay  coherent article  prose poem chunk of word-salad. <vote poll=wigo1760 closed="yes" img="expanded">Jpatt has a very fluid blocking policy: he first banhammers a user with 0 contributions, then unblocks said user with the comment, "I wait for the attack before perma blocking." <vote poll=wigo1759 closed="yes" img="expanded"> eagerly posts an item of breaking news — apparently forgetting that he had posted the same news item a week before. <vote poll=wigo1758 closed="yes" img="expanded">One wonders if calling Obama a porch monkey would also merely be a warnable offense. Jpatt shows his true stripes. The rules don't matter as long as the inappropriately named user is tactlessly directing his hate against disfavored groups, see? <vote poll=wigo1757 closed="yes" img="expanded">Countdown to Chippeterson becoming TK's bitch in 3...2...1... <vote poll=wigo1756 closed="yes" img="expanded">"Deceit Techniques Used By Liberals Against Conservatives." Hmm, who does this description remind you of? <vote poll=wigo1755 closed="yes" img="expanded">JPatt joins the ranks of the repulsive. <vote poll=wigo1754 closed="yes" img="expanded">TK, having driven off all the useful editors, focuses his wrath on Kenservative. Update: Ken promptly apologizes and bends over <vote poll=wigo1753 closed="yes" img="expanded">CP: Obama only makes "small donations" to charity

Real world: Obama gives $172,000 to charity <vote poll=wigo1752 closed="yes" img="expanded">Not a site for gossip, eh? <vote poll=wigo1751 closed="yes" img="expanded">The Ass's Edit History since Monday has consisted of templates on the Main Page and talk, talk, talk. Perhaps he should contribute more substantively? <vote poll=wigo1750 closed="yes" img="expanded">Ed defines the CP viewpoint: When conservatives are convinced of something and liberals disagree, in most cases the conservatives are right. <vote poll=wigo1749 closed="yes" img="expanded">[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Piracy&diff=652954&oldid=229902 ''This article is about maritime piracy. For software, copyright and trademark piracy see Copyright Infringement.] DeanS' inclusion of a copyrighted cartoon though, isn't'' "piracy"? <vote poll=wigo1748 closed="yes" img="expanded">And ye it shall come to pass that April 15th shall be known as the day the Guard dog went ape shit insane, even going to the point of banning a user (twice!) 11 hours after his last edit.. <vote poll=wigo1747 closed="yes" img="expanded">CP is down. Wonder what happened this time? <vote poll=wigo1746 closed="yes" img="expanded"> plagiarizes a comment from RationalWiki, typo and all. UPDATE then takes a jab at a certain vandal site, while making his own subtle "kenquote" sting. UPDATE: 🇰🇪 chases TK's remark with a bit of psychological projection. <vote poll=wigo1745 closed="yes" img="expanded">🇰🇪, no longer satisfied with Hitler as a poster boy for evolution, finds a new image to revolt the world with. Countdown until this picture makes it to the Mainpage and the Dawkins article 3...2...1... <vote poll=wigo1744 closed="yes" img="expanded">At least you're modest Ed... Perhaps you should credit all the little people who made it useable after you were done with it <vote poll=wigo1743 closed="yes" img="expanded"> bashes a "liberal" columnist for saying that Republicans are mentally ill. Because, as we all know, it's the liberals who have the mental problems.

<vote poll=wigo1741 closed="yes" img="expanded">: Nobody's guilty unless they've been before a jury of their peers. But this obviously doesn't apply to user TaKess: "Jpatt, TaKess knows he is being deceitful, and merely goading. A silly ploy (and not so much of a gamble), when dealing with me, because he already knows what the outcome of such deceit is." <vote poll=wigo1740 closed="yes" img="expanded">Jpatt's just a little behind the times <vote poll=wigo1739 closed="yes" img="expanded">The world according to JPatt: Sweden & Denmark are not democracies. <vote poll=wigo1738 closed="yes" img="expanded">Jpatt: Not recognizing Columbus Day is just as bad as changing Christmas, or voting for Obama because he's black. Getit? <vote poll=wigo1737 closed="yes" img="expanded">This is the sort of thing that Conservapedia usually calls "liberal censorship." But, anything goes when you're trying to make a "liberal" newspaper look bad... <vote poll=wigo1736 closed="yes" img="expanded">Andy: Being angry at God is a sign of faith. (Unless one is a God-hating lib-burr-rul, of course...) <vote poll=wigo1735 closed="yes" img="expanded">When Andy's mommy speaks, it must be breaking news! Although this sword cuts with a double edge: "Beware of One-Party Classrooms" - indeed. Andy, listen to Mommy. <vote poll=wigo1734 closed="yes" img="expanded">TK just loves the Irish! <vote poll=wigo1733 closed="yes" img="expanded">Ummm...congrats? <vote poll=wigo1732 closed="yes" img="expanded">Nothing you can say will make the Somali piracy any less of a horrid act of thievery. But it is, of course, perfectly all right for European ships to trawl along the Somali coastline nicking all the fish. <vote poll=wigo1731 closed="yes" img="expanded">: The New York Times would never challenge a liberal for being deceitful. (Except, of course, when there is some deceit going on that is not all in Andy's head.) <vote poll=wigo1730 closed="yes" img="expanded">Judging by this strange comment, TK must keep a rather detailed list of the exact whereabouts of his entire extended family. Come to think of it, he probably does...who knew his Checkuser powers extended into the real world... <vote poll=wigo1729 closed="yes" img="expanded">If you accurately point out that Orthodox Christians celebrate Easter a week later that Catholics and western Protestants, TK thinks you lack good will. <vote poll=wigo1728 closed="yes" img="expanded">TK & the Ed Poor school of Math... not too long ago, the Riemann integral article was a failed nominee for their "Featured rubbish". Today, deletes and protects it for being "outdated". Countdown to Foxtrot having a fit in 3... 2... 1... UPDATE:  Some background info is given at aSK ANOTHER UPDATE: TK presents his version of the events, but not to everyone, of course... <vote poll=wigo1727 closed="yes" img="expanded">Obama orders the successful rescue of the captain of a container ship from "Muslim" Somali pirates. This is part of Obama's "Muslim" agenda. Jpatt is a dope. QED <vote poll=wigo1726 closed="yes" img="expanded">Let me see, Obama's a muslim: check. supports illegal aliens: check protecting many secrets to fool the public, check. Hey, I saw a story that said his half brother is a criminal. Is it true? Should we feature it in some way? Assfly Responds: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&diff=652144&oldid=652135 I'm sorry, we don't allow gossip on this highly educational site. We're growing rapidly!!!] What's next, admitting Obama being Muslim is only 99% sure? TK Responds: *GASP* "Obama's brother is a criminal! TO THE MAINPAGE!" <vote poll=wigo1725 closed="yes" img="expanded">Liberals! Academic elitists! TK blocks Oxford University and Richard "Stalker" Dawkins. <vote poll=wigo1724 closed="yes" img="expanded">We can only guess whether he's talking about the 'vandal' or not... <vote poll=wigo1723 closed="yes" img="expanded">Such a dark place closet must be! <vote poll=wigo1722 closed="yes" img="expanded">Man sentenced to death for horrific crime, but in Andy's world since he appeared in one episode of Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers 15 years ago as a child, you know what that means....HOLLYWOOD VALUES! More: After the news bit is challenged by liberals (like RJJensen), Jpatt cites Wikipedia unwittingly cites a site that quotes Wikipedia to point out that "Deleon began acting in bit parts in commercials as a child" (which totally makes him a Hollywood actor!)... and then adds a note that you shouldn't trust Wikipedia. Um. Schlafly reminds us that even a bit part in Power Rangers is enough to indoctrinate innocent children into accepting murderous HOLLYWOOD VALUES. The Sprial Continues: Remember kids, Hollywood values pull even stronger on people who don't succeed in an acting career. <vote poll=wigo1721 closed="yes" img="expanded">TaKe THAT IPs 174.6.0.0-174.6.255.255!!!eleventyone! (That'll show 'em who's boss!) <vote poll=wigo1720 closed="yes" img="expanded"> Update: Deleted by TK for the obvious reason. <vote poll=wigo1719 closed="yes" img="expanded">"We're hear to learn..." English might well be the Meistertaal; shame about the morons who (ab)use it, hey Andy? UPDATE Don't listen to what the site says, idiot. UPDATE UPDATE Make your pages better "then what they are". <vote poll=wigo1718 closed="yes" img="expanded">The size of the Moon's disc as seen from Earth does not vary. God created the Moon to appear exactly the same size as the Sun, and this is proof of the existence of God. Do not challenge these obvious facts with your "observation bias" lies. <vote poll=wigo1717 closed="yes" img="expanded">"My Mommy maded up the word "Globalism", did too did too". <vote poll=wigo1716 closed="yes" img="expanded">Irony meter alert!!! Assfly on Mormon polygamy: "We're not ignoring the issue, but we're not going to exaggerate liberal smears either. The entry should remain factual and not exaggerate an issue as liberals want... Why aren't you just as concerned about writing about FDR's de facto polygamy? Update: Prof Jensen sticks to his guns, rebutting with facts! All is lost: CP's resident Mormon joins the debate, and Andy finally manages to fully derail reduce the issue to the familiar "liberal vs. conservative". <vote poll=wigo1715 closed="yes" img="expanded">Andy and his goons are slightly overprotective of the Obama entry. Case in point: An editor reverts a page-blanking vandal, makes two tiny edits, then reverts Andy (who re-blanked the page via rollback). Result: Five years. MOAR: Another clearly new user who sees the Obama smears: Um, can we discuss this? Andy counters with his never-failing go-to move: Don't believe Obama's a Muslim? You have free will to deny 2+2=4 too!! - POW! That's how it works, folks! <vote poll=wigo1714 closed="yes" img="expanded">Kenny Baby's deranged Red Telephone messages to the Gentlemen on RW are normally contained to his own pages, but his gibberish finally spills over into uncharted territory - Main:Talk. UPDATE: He busted all over the Assfly's page as well I, at least, had to awkwardly wipe myself after reading this tripe. <vote poll=wigo1713 closed="yes" img="expanded">Gay marriage is a sin, but polygamy is a-ok? Whatever you say, Andy. UPDATE: The good RJJensen responds to Andy's idiocy. <vote poll=wigo1712 closed="yes" img="expanded">TK Blocks, deletes & salts Jinx No comment necessary. It appears that this was probably down to liberal deceit and TK's unswerving devotion to RW. UPDATE: Jinx unblocks himself and asksWTF? who responds the only way he knows how WHEEL WAR!!!!!! MOAR MOAR MOAR: Jinxie takes his case to a higher court Could one of the Assfly's quarterly decisions be forthcoming? MOST: Jinx is grounded.FINALLY Jinx gets his bat and ball back. <vote poll=wigo1711 closed="yes" img="expanded">Ed: Geocentrism was just as good as heliocentrism. <vote poll=wigo1710 closed="yes" img="expanded">In 's own words: "Using something so inane and archaic as a 16th Century social convention is political relativism truly worthy of radical leftism." <vote poll=wigo1709 closed="yes" img="expanded"> sez: "You're a troll! I know because I blocked your school, and therefore, you're a deceitful liberal!" User denies charge; denial reverted for lib-burr-rul deceit. <vote poll=wigo1708 closed="yes" img="expanded">Ed's creepy, self-projecting stubbing continues. MOAR: Is Ed melting down before our very eyes? EVEN MOAR: Ed Poor, physics professor. Working for you! <vote poll=wigo1707 closed="yes" img="expanded">TK, 2009:Obama's an idiot, he doesn't even know that "Austrian" isn't a language.  Andy, 2008: OMG, Obama speaks muslim. No really, he does <vote poll=wigo1706 closed="yes" img="expanded">Karajou: No American president has ever bowed to a foreign potentate before. Well, we beg to differ. <vote poll=wigo1705 closed="yes" img="expanded">Affirmative action? Lib-burr-rul government meddling. Government coddling anti-abortion doctors? Excellent. <vote poll=wigo1704 closed="yes" img="expanded"> Jews don't believe in hell either ... does that make them illogical? Andy probably says yes. <vote poll=wigo1703 closed="yes" img="expanded"> TK on news:" Obama has refused to allow gov't email address to post comments on oil drilling" CP user: "Hey! here's the address for submitting comments on oil drilling :)" TK:"..." or "I'm going to ignore that...". While TK and Andy seem to have an obsession with tracking down liberal deceit they have a tendency to conveniently ignore evidence of their own. <vote poll=wigo1702 closed="yes" img="expanded">Not enough homophobic panic, you say?Then make it LARGER! <vote poll=wigo1701 closed="yes" img="expanded">Andy seems to think that all US diplomacy should be conducted with opportunity for public comment. And compares Obama and Hitler for good measure. <vote poll=wigo1700 closed="yes" img="expanded">In Britain, there may soon be abortion ads on television. A Catholic bishop goes nuts, calling it "yet another hammer blow to the sanctity of human life in this country." Now remind us again: who was this Bloody Mary character? <vote poll=wigo1699 closed="yes" img="expanded">User pwns Andy with his own words. No last wordism...yet. UPDATE: Assfly: No two buildings are of equal height. Let us hope he never decides to become an architect. <vote poll=wigo1688 closed="yes" img="expanded">In the news: Joe Biden says US is "much more safer." CP is much less grammaticaler. <vote poll=wigo1687 closed="yes" img="expanded">But is it slander if it is true? <vote poll=wigo1686 closed="yes" img="expanded">Member of minor wiki politely requests that the text cut and pasted from his site be properly attributed, gets banhammered for being a fraud/troll. <vote poll=wigo1685 closed="yes" img="expanded">Vermont: endorsing evil since 2009. <vote poll=wigo1684 closed="yes" img="expanded">TK attacks the media for its articles about Jesus during Holy Week...and then decides to link to a two week old article discussing condoms. His mind works in mysterious ways... <vote poll=wigo1683 closed="yes" img="expanded">Those nasty liberals are at it again; this time they're 'Desensitizing' us by 'creating a homosexual obsession'...looking at CP's obsession with it, it seems to be working <vote poll=wigo1682 closed="yes" img="expanded">Andy posts the latest example of professor values, complete with a mugshot of the professor in question that is larger than the newsbite itself. <vote poll=wigo1681 closed="yes" img="expanded">🇰🇪, being obviously too excited to string two words together, pulls some boilerplate out of the archives, hoping that it actually applies. <vote poll=wigo1680 closed="yes" img="expanded">Andy spared the rod and spoiled the child. The end result? - his troubled infant, KennyBaby, takes twenty three edits to plaster personal letters to other people on Andy's front door. <vote poll=wigo1679 closed="yes" img="expanded">Obama actually prepares his statements!? The nerve of the the guy! Andy must long for the good old days when a President would engage his mouth before his brain... <vote poll=wigo1678 closed="yes" img="expanded"> old: Protesters against the G-20 meeting are tweeting commies. new: Those G-20 commies have just REPEALED THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE! Update Shhh! TK also uses Twitter in drag! <vote poll=wigo1677 closed="yes" img="expanded">Not only are we in our own little world, we're aheadof our time...but only by a week. <vote poll=wigo1676 closed="yes" img="expanded">Evil parody by NBackstrom gets deleted and then Andy says pretty much the exact same thing. <vote poll=wigo1675 closed="yes" img="expanded">No Dean, no he doesn't...no intelligent person deserves that <vote poll=wigo1674 closed="yes" img="expanded">DeanS blocks a user for creating a 'Conservapedia Deceit' article...when it was actually a Conservative Deceit article...wait a minute, that's DECEIT!! <vote poll=wigo1673 closed="yes" img="expanded">Conservapedia seems to be down. Perhaps it will be restored through the power of prayer? <vote poll=wigo1672 closed="yes" img="expanded">Obama doesn't care about you or other stupid people. Want Proof? He is putting the most qualified and educated people into positions of Responsibility! What an Elitist! <vote poll=wigo1671 closed="yes" img="expanded">In a stunning display of competence, TK blocks Conservapedia from Conservapedia (domain-address: 65.60.9.250). Good job, ! <vote poll=wigo1670 closed="yes" img="expanded">More Bizzaro World: "The 90/10 Rule is only a guideline. Don't worry." <vote poll=wigo1669 closed="yes" img="expanded">In a smooth 5 edits, 🇰🇪 reports that it takes a brain to make a brain. <vote poll=wigo1668 closed="yes" img="expanded">You can learn on Conservapedia! I had no idea Sunday was 3 days after Friday. Thanks TK! <vote poll=wigo1667 closed="yes" img="expanded">Andy dismisses Vivaldi, Tchaikovsky, Verdi, Schubert, Ravel, Mozart, and other "non-German" composers as "obscure,". INSIGHT: Liburlz don't know anything! MOAR It's not about music, it's about language. ANDY WINZ I'm right I'm right I"M RIGHT!.  MOAR!!! TK steamrolls into Andy.

<vote poll=wigo1665 closed="yes" img="expanded">It must be Sunday! FACTS: "Examples of liberal deceit outnumber examples of conservative deceit by perhaps 10:1. It's probably a higher correlation than alcohol causing liver disease" <vote poll=wigo1664 closed="yes" img="expanded">MOAR ANDY: User: Andy, Brits won't admit there's a ban on Catholic Prime Ministers because no such ban exists. Andy: If truth were so important, then come up with a better way to say "there's a ban on the Prime Minister being a Catholic!" And I have proof that such a ban exists, because no Catholic has been a Prime Minister! 'Nother User: Andy, Brits have talked about a Catholic Prime Minister before, and there is no ban. Why Blair waited is Blair's business. Andy: [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:World_History_Lecture_Nine&diff=next&oldid=649249 "Constitutional scholars" make all sorts of claims, including silly ones. Nothing you say refutes the three facts I cite above, and I welcome alternative wording that does not censor the facts.] <vote poll=wigo1663 closed="yes" img="expanded">TK is up-front about his philosophy on blocking the planet: "Liberal 'ambassadors' of misinformation and parody will run out of IP addresses to use before I grow tired of blocking them. You really need to understand that and the fact we don't consider blocking foreign IP's from this American/Christian/Conservative encyclopedia a bad thing."  And the American IP's? MOAR:  He should also learn to spell "Alinsky" if he's going to rant about him.