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Happy Blasphemy Day! '' Cloud gathering Zeus is great, greater than the Judeo-Christian-Muslim God. Everyone, please try drawing the Prophet Muhammad regardless of your artistic ability. Where is your pantheon's heaven? Give the address to the Monkey King. An apple from the Tree of Knowledge a day keeps the ghost of ignorance away. Buddha vs. Allah. Who wins? So, Santa Claus, the Toothfairy and Jesus are stuck in a lift... Why did the fundamentalist cross the road? To kill an atheist for being violent! Picard is better than Kirk. Pastafarians do it with flour, egg and water What do drinking sacramental wine and eating sacramental bread represent again? Goddamnit. I mean Allah, Allahdamnit For the love of Aphrodite, get off that bloody device! Stop editing RationalWiki! Windows is the superior OS. Marine Force Recon is better than Army scouts. Everybody agrees Luke is more badass than Vader! Are you sure Chinese President for Life Xi Jinping is not an evil version of Winnie the Pooh? The French national anthem is superior to the Russian/Soviet one. Nano is the best text editor. ''