User:Capercorn

Greetings fellow Intarweb Lulzorz, I am Anonymous Capercorn. I am one of the many conservatives who hang their head in shame at what the idiots at Conservapedia try to portray as real "Conservatism." I am a "liberal" Christian (in the sense that I can use basic cognative abilities, and realize that the Bible was written by people who had yet to develope the Scientific Method). I am still in high school, and because of my great love of not seeing people suffering because Zeus decided to screw a goat, rather than stop Mr. Tornado, I joined the Civil Air Patrol as a cadet. I am currently trying desperately to survive in the Great People's Republic of Madison, Wisconsin, until I graduate from High School. I am a nerd in the following areas: Academics, Air Force, Avaiton, Civil Air Patrol, Chemistry, Computers, Explosions, Firearms, Military, Music, Physics, Science, Video games, ect...

Lies and slander
Well, this is where I put answers to questions about me on my talk page, fire away.


 * About the superiority of Robot Hampsters, Robot Monkeys are superior, after all, they're our inferior evolution cousins, and therefore superior to robot hampsters Capercorn 13:37, 16 September 2008 (EDT)
 * No, robot monkeys are better than robot Mowses. Phail. 21:53, 17 September 2008 (EDT)

How I got the hammer on Conservapedia
Less than one day before I washed up on the shores of RW, I created an article on Conservapedia called "Jihad on Conservapedia" It was essentially the Decleration of Independence except modded for intarweb instead of countries and actual conservatives vs disgruntaled colonists. So they called it 'hate speech' and banned me for 5 years, I eagerly await the chance to troll there again!

7 step Plan to take over world
1: Buy stocks in Hydrogen power

2: Wait

3: Amass Robot-Monkey army, with epic Hydrogen monies

4: Robot-Monkey army marches on something

5: ''OH, NOSES!!! TEH MONKIES ARE WINNZORZ!! WE R SURRENDERS!!''

6: Gloat.

7: PROFIT!!