Essay talk:New Progressive Party manifesto

For most of these points: How? bomination 12:44, 9 January 2012 (UTC)
 * The closing of Abu Ghraib? 12:49, 9 January 2012 (UTC)

Seriously?
Several of these read like a conservative parody of progressive beliefs. MDB (talk) 13:09, 9 January 2012 (UTC)
 * "Mandatory affirmative action policies for women, minorities and LGBT people." - you have to ROFTYSST. Scarlet A.pngpathetic 13:22, 9 January 2012 (UTC)
 * Now that you point it out, MDB, they ALL do. 13:24, 9 January 2012 (UTC)
 * Yeah most of these read as "here's a list of what those piece of shit liberals want to destroy our country with" (ʞlɐʇ) ɹǝɯɯɐHʍoƆ 15:23, 9 January 2012 (UTC)