User talk:Potato

Wow, it's really Potato?? I've seen you in so many recipes! Reverend Black Percy (talk) 11:58, 12 May 2017 (UTC)
 * Yes, it is I, the humble potato. Please don't use me in one of your recipes, though. That would be mean. Potato (talk) 12:06, 12 May 2017 (UTC)
 * Of all the flavors in the world, you had to be salty. Especially on fries. Reverend Black Percy (talk) 12:22, 12 May 2017 (UTC)
 * Mmmm chicken salt on fries... Potato (talk) 12:24, 12 May 2017 (UTC)
 * If rock salt comes from rocks... Dear lord, is that hen sweat crystals?! Reverend Black Percy (talk) 12:29, 12 May 2017 (UTC)
 * Hen sweat crystals are nasty. Vinegar tastes best on you, chèrie. 12:48, 12 May 2017 (UTC)
 * One day, due to the vessels containing them looking alike and being next to each other (coupled with the fact that I am an idiot), I accidentally put cinnamon on fries instead of chicken salt. Was surprisingly nice. Potato (talk) 12:50, 12 May 2017 (UTC)