Conservapedia:What is going on at CP?/June 2012

June 2012
Not a WIGO, just a vote,. Up for Greg, Down for Ken.
 * Update ken's butthurt

 Conservapedia STILL not wrong. Andy: Conservapedia goes against 85% of all experts and predicts that Obamacare will be declared unconstitutional by the Supreme Court. These "experts" can't possibly be right because they deny Biblical Scientific Foreknowledge.

Hours later... Obamacare upheld by Supreme Court.

Andy: Let's get rid of that. Ed Poor must really be feeling the butt-hurt from AugustO's repeated requests to move an article. Ed dug in his heels more and more as AugustO repeated the requests, and even blocked him. Andy finally acted on the request. Ed's attempt at a face-saving response? Let's get rid of all articles about towns in the Netherlands. Andy goes all Alex Jones on us: Tim Tebow was traded "in order to oust him from his leadership position in the swing state of Colorado prior to the Presidential Election 2012." Mr. I-have-two-Ivy-League-degrees-but-teach-children-in-a-church-basement blames liberals for "destroying the perceived value of a college degree." Conservapedia, where the sysops channel 8-year-olds. Coming soon to a youtube channel near you: a weekly series of Kendoll's "humor". This could be one of the best things ever. Conservapedia is unreliable and unsafe for children, CP is not trustworthy and the vendor is unreliable. Is anyone surprised? Web safety testing results for Conservapedia Andy: "Hyuk! Hyuk! If liberals are so "open-minded," why do they fail my totally made-up and biased test?" Extra: Don't miss Andy grading open-mindedness. My favorite is "Zero credit" for imagining the earth's orbit might or might not be stable. Andy redefines the Second Law of Thermodynamics. Ed: You're wrong! User: No, actually I'm right... Ed: Touché. But I'm still going to persecute you. According to Andy, A.M. is a "best new conservative word," because "the popularity of A.D. could have led to the popularity of A.M. No word yet on nasty, liberal P.M. Update Looking for the next layer of conservative words and every one of them needs to be as special as A.M ...which isn't actually a word.

User: This "atheist" on Yahoo seems alot like Ken. Ken: PROVE IT! User: Here's some proof. [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&diff=prev&oldid=984897 Ken: Uh, ShockOfGod has loads of viewers, I bet they're just kids. FAIL!]. Also, shut up! According to Andy, the 2012 French Open Finals weren't suspended because of rain, but because of a liberal umpire intervening to prevent conservative Novak Djokovic from winning. Anupam makes a bold move for the June Historical Awareness Fail Award.

<votecp poll=wigo4975 closed="yes">Andy: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template%3AMainpageright&action=historysubmit&diff=984904&oldid=984902 Facebook will disappear by 2020. Why? Because liberals!] <votecp poll=wigo4974 closed="yes">"Liberals find reality to be emotionally distressing and try to build liberal cacoons to shield themselves from reality. Within 2-10 years the liberals will feel the financial pinch when it comes to funding their programs through the federal government (like what is happening in Europe) and then the states will start asserting their rights more as the feds will no longer be holding the financial purse strings. In addition, the liberal media will keep shrinking and conservatives will keep gaining more mastery over garnishing more web traffic. Liberals, say goodbye to your liberal cacoons and say hello to emotional distress." Guess whose idea of liberalism in the American political system this is? <votecp poll=wigo4973 closed="yes">Karajou doesn't read the articles