User talk:Jazzman831

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Really super important(ish) events
Hello Jazzman, & Happy New Year. Sorry to disturb your CP/RW retirement so soon, but I thought we'd better give you a heads-up to events at Conservapedia in the last twenty-four hours, some of which might just about rank as the kind of "really super important events" you mention on your userpage. Anyway, you might be interested or you might not. Hope you have a relaxing & productive 2009 whatever.  w easeLOId ~ 12:40, 1 January 2009 (EST)
 * CPAdmin1 has quit. (His leaving message is here; I think it's been deleted from CP).
 * TK is now a sysop. Also Jpatt, JessicaT & a couple of others.
 * Bugler & RodWeathers have been relieved of their block rights. Bugler has revealed himself as a parodist & is gone.
 * Glad to see that Andy never learns. Thanks for the update. I now know that there's pretty much no reason to ever go back to CP; unlike Andy, TK will not make the same mistake twice. JazzMan 00:46, 2 January 2009 (EST)

Re: Test
What were you expecting to happen? - User   01:47, 6 January 2009 (EST)
 * I noticed on WP that they blocked a user, then changed the block parameters without having to unblock him first. I was wondering if that could be done here. It might have something to do with the fact that he was blocked for "indefinite"... is that the same as infinite? Hrm... more testing is warranted. JazzMan 01:51, 6 January 2009 (EST) PS: I see you have graduated from geometry (lower case pi) to calculus (upper case pi) ;-)
 * So apparently we, too, can block for "indefinite" (and it is the same as infinite), but you still have to unblock to change permissions as far as I can tell. In case you wanted to know. JazzMan 01:56, 6 January 2009 (EST)
 * Oh maybe when we upgrade 1.13 can change permissions. Actually it is suppose to be lower case but MediaWiki automatically makes the first letter of you name upper case, it was a bit of an epic phailure. - User
 * Tee hee even more fail: you left a little red exclamation point with your last message. But I like Π. I mean, I hate that I can't type your name, and I hate it when people change their names, but I like to pretend (even though it wasn't your intention) that you are bringing a little sophistication to the site. JazzMan 02:06, 6 January 2009 (EST)
 * I keep getting zero size replies recently. - User   02:07, 6 January 2009 (EST)
 * YOU BROKE THE SITE! THE END IS NEAR! JazzMan 02:23, 6 January 2009 (EST)

Blocked at CP
You don't happen to have your talkpage archives so we can see what is so important that TK had to burn the lot do you? - User   01:38, 9 January 2009 (EST)
 * The content doesn't have to be important, the deletiont is just part of TK's Stalinist revisionist project of removing people from the photograph. Генгис    03:26, 9 January 2009 (EST)
 * What the FUCK TK?
 * No, I didn't have anything incriminating there, TK is just a fucking liar and shit-stirrer. He wants to make sure that new members in the future can't figure out why this HelpJazz guy left. What an ass. Not only that, but he blocked me for a totally illegitamate reason. Hellooooo TK? I quit here along with CP? I only came back here because someone left me a message at my user page. JazzMan 13:21, 9 January 2009 (EST)
 * TK is just sore that we booted him without making him a sysop. 04:55, 12 January 2009 (EST)

Important Events
PJR quit and left a long parthian shot/documentation here. He founded a new wiki here.

Hi Jazz
Nice to see you around again! Ace McWickedModel 500 21:25, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Heh, I must really be bored to check up on CP/RW again! Sad to see that nothing over there has changed... JazzMan 21:28, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Well RW is far and away more action packed than CP. With TK at the helm there are very few laughs to be had. Stick around, always nice to see old faces. Ace McWickedModel 500 21:31, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
 * I noticed you guys have all this nifty new technology. Pretty slick. But I'll probably go back to spending my days playing Rock Band here pretty soon, because RW leads to CP, and CP leads to soul-devouring, and soul-devouring leads to anger and-- wait, that's not right. Anyways, just checking in; after I'm done poking around I'll probably last another couple months then be pulled back yet again. JazzMan 21:34, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
 * You could always check out aSK and watch PJR squirm. Ace McWickedModel 500 21:35, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
 * I haven't gotten around to that yet... I peeked for all of 30 seconds and saw that the poor guy was in what I can only assume to be one of countless debates.
 * Also I noticed that I got promoted. Shame on you Phantom Hoover, whoever you are! JazzMan 21:37, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Anyways, would be good if you stuck around. I always liked ya and you fought the good fight. Ace McWickedModel 500 21:45, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Fixed. That is strange I thought we had an agreement on your 'cratting. 22:01, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Wooooo! JazzMan 01:38, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Hey there, nice to see you. I hope things are well for you.  Corry (talk) 02:02, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

Whoot
Hey buddy, thanks for dropping by again! Acei9 18:53, 24 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Thanks! I was on WikiP and got curious as to how many total edits I've made across all wikis. Here's the results, if you're curious (and so I can write it down somewhere):
 * CP (HelpJazz):   5,559
 * CP (Jazzman831): 1,523
 * RationalWiki:      672
 * Wikipedia:         422
 * Dandwiki            27
 * Wikia:              23
 * Other:              20-ish
 * Total:           8,246 (7,082 [86%] were from CP)
 * Not curious at all but thanks anyway! Acei9 19:09, 24 January 2010 (UTC)

You're missed
04:37, 20 August 2010 (UTC)
 * Shut up, Nutty. AceX-102 05:39, 20 August 2010 (UTC)
 * Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! JazzMan 21:38, 20 August 2010 (UTC)

TK's dead, CP is broken.
TK died a couple years back, and Andy has buggered up CP so badly that most folks can't see it even more. You're right about User: C though... PowderSmokeAndLeather: Say something once, why say it again?. 00:54, 8 October 2013 (UTC)


 * Like, dead dead, or internet dead? I logged on a while ago, and he was all over the place. But time flies so I have no idea how long ago that was. As for the site, it was up, and then... not. That takes talent to mess things up that badly. JazzMan 01:07, 8 October 2013 (UTC)
 * He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a stiff. Bereft of life, he rests in peace. His metabolic processes are now history. He's off the twig. He's kicked the bucket, He's shuffled off this mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisible. As for the site, word on the street is that Andy has made it so that anyone who gets to CP via a RW link is rangeblocked from seeing it, but I'm not sure how true that is. PowderSmokeAndLeather: Say something once, why say it again?.silverbrain.png 01:12, 8 October 2013 (UTC)
 * Oddly, i can get there from my phone, but not from my laptop. course, he'd have to have some serious scripting to figure out who is using RW, if you don't use a direct link to get there...[[Image:green mowse.png|25px]]Godot  The ablity to breath is such an overrated ability  01:29, 8 October 2013 (UTC)
 * TK died 3 years ago this December. SusanG/Toast found out about it and she's been dead for 2½ years. Генгис silverbrain.png 07:29, 8 October 2013 (UTC)


 * I don't know how I feel about that. Weirded out, I guess? Someone I didn't like but never met, didn't know all that well, and haven't talked to for 5 years has died. As for advanced blocking techniques, I highly doubt a man with as poor a grasp of basic logical concepts as Andy could actually manage to program CP in such a way that I can't access it on a separate browser in private mode (especially since I'm pretty sure CP stopped working before I came to RW, so there'd be some time travel involved there, too). But you never know. I still haven't given up hope that every one of them are trolling the world. JazzMan 20:53, 8 October 2013 (UTC)

Hey buddy
Long time no see. Acei9 22:26, 8 October 2013 (UTC)


 * Hey, hey, hey! I've found other places to spend waaaaaay too much time, but it's good to come back every couple of years or so. JazzMan 22:53, 8 October 2013 (UTC)
 * I have been scarce round here myself. Been spending much too much time Minecrafting and, more recently, in Los Santos shooting hippies. Acei9 23:08, 8 October 2013 (UTC)


 * One can never spend too much time shooting hippies. JazzMan 01:47, 9 October 2013 (UTC)