Fun:Conservapedia, The Musical/I'm Dreaming Of a White President

White president
I'm dreaming of a white president

just like the Ron we had before

where the GOP wins and nobody sins-

just like the happy days of yore.

I'm dreaming of a white president

just like the ones I used to know

where the ballots are cast and then at last

in right-wing chickenhawks go.

I'm dreaming of a white president

With every CP post I write

May your days be merry and bright

And may all your presidents be white.

I'm dreaming of a white President,

just like the ones I used to know

may your days be merry and bright

and may all your presidents be white.

I'm dreaming of a white president

with every essay-screed I write

May your days be merry and bright

and may all your presidents be white.

May your days be merry and bright

and may all your presidents be white.

May all your presidents be white (all your presidents be white).

May all your presidents be white (all your presidents be white).

And may all your presidents be

(All your presidents be white)

(All your presidents be white)