User talk:Rockford the Roe/Parody essay:Laney the Loon

To make it even more Kenish, you could have him use 20-year-old statistics about the male:female ratio of manual page-turners as "evidence" that the world is "demanualizing" and saying "Gentlemen, I hate to say it, but on behalf of all of our current customers, I declare VICTORY!". Or you could have him say "the women who do not turn pages have brought about a fall for manualism by pointing out the real or perceived sexism of a small handful of male manualists! It's time to fly the white flag of surrender and buy this product! LOL!x100,000" -- Goatspeed. 19:51, 19 December 2020 (UTC)