Talk:Cheetah

I didn't do it. Really. Now, when do we add it, if we do? I've also created a holding pen for the lion section? -- 18:05, 25 April 2009 (UTC)
 * I did it. To make you stop crying like a little girl. We don't add to it. Because this is not an encyclopedia. Unless something new comes up that is germane to our mission. Why are you still here, anyway? TheoryOfPractice 18:07, 25 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Why am I still here? Because the moment that the Felidae article was under threat, I pretty much said 'Ow' and came back to defend it. When it's safe, I'll go. -- 18:16, 25 April 2009 (UTC)
 * CILL ALL KAT ARTIKLZ 19:47, 25 April 2009 (UTC)

Can we now merge anything worth salvaging from this into felidae? I don't think it justifies standing as a separate article. 22:57, 23 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Maybe. It might ruin the felicitous beauty of felidae though.  00:34, 24 February 2010 (UTC)

This article is missing information on the cheese that goes crunch.
Tisane (talk) 05:02, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Do not, under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, disturb this article. He's watching us, I tells ya. He's watching us. P-Foster (talk) 05:09, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

Move to funspace...or something
I'm not sure what was going on when this article was created but...really? I took all kinds of shit trying to get a "dog" article here as an answer to "cat", and now I find this? Wtf? Either this gets moved to funspace or I'm gonna get started on "Chihuahua." PACODOGwoof, bitches 02:38, 19 April 2011 (UTC)
 * Relic of the CUR days. Terminate with prejudice. P-Foster (talk) 02:40, 19 April 2011 (UTC)
 * Well the creationist stuff has some merit, I guess, so I'm going to delete the boring intro and move it to funspace rather than delete the whole article if no one objects in the next ten minutes. PACODOGwoof, bitches 02:47, 19 April 2011 (UTC)
 * Go ahead and move. ТyUser_talk:Ty 02:51, 19 April 2011 (UTC)
 * Might actually be better to have left it in the mainspace but put one of those templates on it. DexterM (talk) 03:01, 19 April 2011 (UTC)
 * Hmmmm...nah. PACODOGwoof, bitches 03:07, 19 April 2011 (UTC)
 * You have risked bringing the wrath of my valet Arthur back upon us! Oh Noes!!!  03:18, 19 April 2011 (UTC)

HA! HA HA!
This is the funniest thing ever written in the history of forever! Ha! Ha ha ha! You look for "funny", you find this in the dictionary! HA! HA HA HA! This should be the type specimen of funspace. Ha ha ha! The Heidelberg Kid (talk) 18:58, 18 June 2012 (UTC)
 * Then nom it for deletion. Тy talk 19:06, 18 June 2012 (UTC)
 * If I do that, then I'll get yelled at because I want to delete something. I feel the content of the article's good, but it just isn't funny. I feel this would be a good mainspace article, but in funspace, I have no idea WTF it's doing. The Heidelberg Kid (talk) 19:07, 18 June 2012 (UTC)