Conservapedia:What is going on at CP?/May 2013

May 2013
Hhmh...It's hard to "recreate an account" when you're blocked forever, and it's hard to troll when you have no contributions. But that's no excuse to to shove them "back to the kitchen!....Or so says Karajou.

Andy doesn't get the oldest pun in history: אָדָם is Adam is man is mankind. AugustO (quoting Matthew 6:6): But you, when you pray, go into your private room, and when you have shut your door, pray to your Father Who is hidden, and your Father, who sees in a hidden manner, will reward you openly. Andy: "This quote is taken out of context. Why didn't you include the context, by which Jesus was urging people not to be like liberals?" Andrew Schlafly :  I will now personally pray for the Oklahoma victims! Andrew Schlafly, four minutes later: Done! - this praying business seems to be very time-efficient, compared with donating - or actually helping... Why show compassion and donate for Oklahoma's tornado victims, when the better suggestion is to just pray? Andy jumps for joy as Conservapedia is proven right... about a triple murder. Also, waiting for all the facts to come in is just liberal denial. Keniverse: Paul Kurtz was murdered "at the hand of his fellow atheists", which is why, seven months later, some churches have been vandalized. "Et tu, Bruti?" (real quote from Ken) Reality: He died of chronic obstructive pulmonary disease next to his son.  Aside from the usual nutcasery, Conservative takes five edits to make something that is still spelt wrong.  You don't tell User 188 what is or isn't an appropriate username. MethIsGreat apologized for saying kickass (was on a 4-day bender), it's time to accept him/her as part of the community. (Surely he's not a vandal, but simply a big fan of crooner Johnny Methis.)  DTSavage asks a question that Conservative won't be able to answer. Conservative's response: Your question is insincere because Shockofgod.