Talk:Elizabeth II

United Kingdom
Since 1837 when Queen Vic ascended the throne there has been a queen for somewhat over 2/3 of the time: so does the title contravene the Trades Description Act? 86.134.53.117 (talk) 10:48, 1 January 2017 (UTC)

Count the days
Until QEII moves to the top of a little list - and would she have to outlive her mother to do so? Anna Livia (talk) 14:47, 10 May 2019 (UTC)

Immanent threat to the Monarchs health
Two of the world’s leading gynaecologists Dr’s F. Boyle and A. Wong, have raised serious concerns about the Queen’s Health: The authors of this paper are seriously concerned, that the Queen is now so old that her pussy is haunted. Dr Ali Wong, a specialist In supernatural gynaecology, has suggested that the ghostbusters be called out of retirement to deal with this immanent threat to the Monarch’s health.

I shall try my best to keep you all up-to date on this most pressing issue. Leucippus Salva veritate 13:31, 12 September 2021 (UTC)

"RIP BOZO" trending on Twitter after her death
Is this worth noting as a matter of snark? I don't even particularly dislike her specifically (despite my qualms with British monarchy in general), but it struck me as hilarious. Zoe (talk) 18:14, 8 September 2022 (UTC)

Wikipedia page
Will WP still be around when the point comes to update the list of longest reigning monarchs? Anna Livia (talk) 18:26, 8 September 2022 (UTC)