RationalWiki:What is going on in the clogosphere?/May 2019

May 2019
Ben Shapiro's online tabloid The Daily Wire falsely claims that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has endorsed Elizabeth Warren in the 2020 election, only citing a Washington Examiner editorial listing "one longtime Warren watcher" as a source. George W. Bush, Kobe Bryant, Jordan Peterson Promote Shady Multilevel Marketing Company PHP Agency Donald Trump says he "can't see the courts allowing" impeachment, despite the fact the judicial branch has nothing to do with the impeachment process (only Congress is involved.) The Trump administration renames fossil fuels to "freedom gas." Cue jokes at America's expense. United States Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas launches a bizarre attack on birth control, equating it with a eugenics conspiracy: "...use of abortion to achieve eugenic goals is not merely hypothetical." Jon Voight releases two videos on Twitter praising Trump and calling him "the greatest president since Abraham Lincoln". Trump thanks him by misspelling his name as "John" in a tweet. “Firefighter Prophet” Mark Taylor says severe Missouri tornadoes were engineered by the Democrats in retaliation for the state's new strict anti-abortion legislation. Allnews Pipeline: If Hillary Clinton had won the presidency, she would have imposed a communist dictatorship and converted shopping malls into concentration camps to lock up good patriotic Americans! Oh no! Ben Carson can't tell the difference between the term REO (Real Estate Owned) and an Oreo (the cookie.) The Federalist's David Harsanyi: Late night host,, is a useful idiot protecting Ilhan Omar and 's "antisemitism". Ted Cruz wants a "Space Force" to prevent space pirates. Arthur: "The anthropomorphic rat teacher in our cartoon for children is getting married to his husband." Sebastian Gorka: "This is a WAR for our CULTURE!" Princess Märthe Louise of Norway announces relationship with American "shaman." Conservatives triggered by cookie commercial featuring a drag queen, vow to boycott company, blah blah, *snore*. Say, does anybody else remember that Gillette meltdown?. William Shakespeare so eloquently depicted women, in so many different works, that Shakespeare must have been a dark-skinned Jewish woman! Allnews Pipeline has exposed the Democrat Party's secret plan to take over America in the name of "Islamic techno-fascism"!