Fun:Shit

The night was dark, The sky was blue, Down the alley, A shitwagon flew. A bump was hit, A scream was heard, A man was killed With a flying turd.

The following variations of shit are the most relevant to the skeptical movement. Pay attention; there may be a quiz.


 * bullshit &mdash; creating confusion
 * horseshit &mdash; outright lies
 * batshit &mdash; insanity
 * chickenshit &mdash; cowardice or insignificance
 * apeshit &mdash; spluttering rage, made in His image
 * dogshit &mdash; utter worthlessness
 * goatshit &mdash; also known as holy shit; the holiest substance known.

Bacteria constitute approximately 55% of feces from healthy people eating a British-type diet. Presumably a diet with moderate to high amounts of fibre would contain a lower percentage of bacteria.