User:GordonCreeman

Did I break something again? GordonCreeman is an internet dweller, human, and bassist of a band nobody has ever heard about. He was raised by wolves from infancy. It is unknown how he ended up in such a situation, but theories hypothesises hypotheses range from abandonment as an infant to actually being born of a wolf.[citation needed]

GordonCreeman is extremely introverted and shy. Sneaking up on him may will startle him. If this happens, slowly back away from him, making no sudden movements. GordonCreeman is a former pack-a-day cigarette smoker, having quit cold turkey in late April/early May 2014.