User talk:Elvis is King/Archive1

Is it? Peter Monomorium antarcticum 03:05, 23 January 2012 (UTC)
 * Thank you.--Elvis is King (talk) 03:07, 23 January 2012 (UTC)
 * Don't you mean this? P-Foster Talk " Watched Mad Men thinking it was supposed to be a sit-com. Found it disappointing. " 03:12, 23 January 2012 (UTC)
 * Thank you, thankyouverymuch. You're a beautiful audience. Thankyouverymuch.--Elvis is King (talk) 03:15, 23 January 2012 (UTC)
 * Who the hell are you?--Elvis (talk) 03:44, 23 January 2012 (UTC)
 * Your worst nightmare.--Elvis is King (talk) 03:46, 23 January 2012 (UTC)

King Creole
You're all shook up and now a SYSOP at a known vandal site!--Colonel Sanders (talk) 21:39, 23 January 2012 (UTC)
 * Thank you, thankyouverymuch. Now get off your bum and make me some chicken, Chicken Boy! And quit staring at that poster of Taylor Swift by your bed.--Elvis is King (talk) 22:04, 23 January 2012 (UTC)

oy, blocktimes
stop with long blocktimes--il&#39;Dictator Mikal (talk) 00:23, 25 January 2012 (UTC)
 * Fine, I'll let Chicken Boy come out and play.--Elvis is King (talk) 01:10, 25 January 2012 (UTC)

Obama the communist
You should hear the pinkos bawl about Obama. They hate him; call him Wall Street's rent-boy and a jingoistic imperialist, among other things. 06:28, 30 January 2012 (UTC)
 * Government takeover of healthcare, forced contraception for religious hospitals, redistribution of wealth....--Elvis is King (talk) 06:29, 30 January 2012 (UTC)
 * Not communist on all three counts. And Elvis sucked. AceModerator 06:30, 30 January 2012 (UTC)
 * I disagree. And Elvis rocked.--Elvis is King (talk) 06:31, 30 January 2012 (UTC)
 * Government hasn't taken over healthcare, Not sure about the contraception and Obama is as much a capitalist as anyone. Wealth redistributed? Hasn't happened yet. AceModerator 06:32, 30 January 2012 (UTC)
 * Really? He's taxed the rich enough. The government can make you buy healthcare and fine you if you don't. Can't afford it? Too bad. And go to jail if you can't pay the fines. Obama...capitalist? Surely that is a joke. He's one of the most anti-business presidents ever. Right up there with Woodrow Wilson and FDR.--Elvis is King (talk) 06:35, 30 January 2012 (UTC)
 * Despite the Government Takeover of Health Care, the hospitals and health insurance are still in private hands, which bothers the pinkos a good deal. They also have an issue with how he ran up large deficits to bail out banks, rather than skin the rich for all they were worth to pull down the Gini coefficient. 06:38, 30 January 2012 (UTC)
 * Obama wanted a public option, but couldn't get it. The private companies would have eventually crumbled and a government monopoly would have been created. He would tax the rich to oblivion if there were no Republicans in Congress. Unless they're GE or lefties like Warren Buffett and George Soros.--Elvis is King (talk) 06:41, 30 January 2012 (UTC)
 * That definitely happened when the Democrats had control of the House and Senate from 2006-2010, didn't it. And we're enjoying our progressive tax rates, commie health care and 7% unemployment rate here, thanks. Osaka Sun (talk) 06:43, 30 January 2012 (UTC)
 * Yep. ObamaCare, "stimulus", and other waste. I'm surprised they didn't change our anthem.--Elvis is King (talk) 06:46, 30 January 2012 (UTC)
 * (EC2) The "public option" was criticized on the grounds that it would not be subsidized and would have to compete on a level field with private plans.
 * The private companies would have eventually crumbled and a government monopoly would have been created. Right; just like the government presently has a monopoly on schools, parcel delivery, security guards, etc., etc. 06:50, 30 January 2012 (UTC)
 * Government schools ain't no good either. Liberal indoctrination, sexual education, historical revisionism, high illiteracy rate, bad teachers with tenure, etc. The Post Office is going bankrupt. Government is inefficient.--Elvis is King (talk) 06:54, 30 January 2012 (UTC)
 * And with this miserable track record, you are still convinced that the "public option" would be such a resounding success that it would run all the private insurance companies out of business? 06:55, 30 January 2012 (UTC)
 * [[image:Troll01.png|32px]] Osaka Sun (talk) 06:57, 30 January 2012 (UTC)
 * Yes, since government won't let private businesses compete with them. They will just lower the prices to where no private companies could compete, and borrow the money from the Chinese. Then it would be a failure like Amtrak, public schools, and the Post Office.--Elvis is King (talk) 06:58, 30 January 2012 (UTC)
 * Public schools are available at no cost, yet somehow throngs of private schools are going strong. So are UPS and FedEx. 07:03, 30 January 2012 (UTC)
 * Yes, because people have a reason to go to private schools. Why buy private insurance when Obama insurance is so much cheaper? Boom. And no one uses FedEx or UPS to mail Christmas cards or things like that because the shipping is so much more expensive than a postage stamp. The losses from the failed operation...paid by you-know-who.--Elvis is King (talk) 07:10, 30 January 2012 (UTC)
 * If the U.S. government handled insurance like they handle schools, I suspect that people would have plenty of reasons to buy private insurance. In the U.K., for example, where even most hospitals are state-owned, they still have private insurance and private hospitals.
 * And no one uses FedEx or UPS to mail Christmas cards or things like that because... the Postal Service has a legal monopoly on the mailing of letters. 07:17, 30 January 2012 (UTC)
 * Then Obama could just shut the private insurances down. He can already send people suspected of being "terrorists" to Gitmo without trial.
 * The Post Office is just another example of big government.--Elvis is King (talk) 07:23, 30 January 2012 (UTC)

Oh no, China holds ~8% of US debt! Run for the hills before Mao takes over! Nebuchadnezzar (talk) 07:26, 30 January 2012 (UTC)

Elvis and Bacon
Stop hurting my fucking feelings!--Elvis (talk) 04:37, 20 February 2012 (UTC)
 * I don't care, you lousy impersonator.--Elvis is King (talk) 17:55, 20 February 2012 (UTC)
 * Fuck you. Do you have a daughter?--Elvis (talk) 15:28, 25 February 2012 (UTC)
 * No, you impostor. Thank God.--Elvis is King (talk) 17:15, 25 February 2012 (UTC)
 * A niece maybe?--Elvis (talk) 07:30, 26 February 2012 (UTC)
 * Yes, a whiny brat of a niece. Wahhhhhhhhhh, me no get new cell fone! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LMFAO!!!!!--Elvis is King (talk) 21:47, 26 February 2012 (UTC)

A response to the latest actions
I am afraid that you have implied that you value stupidity. To quote Ron White, "You can't fix stupid". I am a principled man who seeks to restore the dream of conservatism, and I have been shunned. If I must use this venue to communicate with the last decent man, I guess there is no other choice. I am a Hero for this generation. --Elvis is King (talk) 15:33, 23 April 2012 (UTC)

Keep your personal butthurt out of articles.
What the subject says. -- PsyGremlin  15:03, 14 May 2012 (UTC)
 * I must state that what I said was truth. I speak for true conservatives who will not tolerate the German nationalism of Sam Coulter. Chicken Boy will love Taylor until Realwiki crushes his little dreams! I tell you, it's coming! Your reversion of my edits simply shows that you don't value truth. --Elvis is King (talk) 15:17, 14 May 2012 (UTC)
 * uh huh... no. -- il' Dictator   Mikal  15:22, 14 May 2012 (UTC)
 * Just watch, loser! It'll rise up to the top! I will win this round! --Elvis is King (talk) 15:30, 14 May 2012 (UTC)

I'm all shook up
13:03, 6 July 2012 (UTC)
 * Nice song. --Elvis is King (talk) 13:09, 6 July 2012 (UTC)

I love you
Homosexually.--Elvis (talk) 23:37, 18 August 2012 (UTC)
 * Uh....why?--Elvis is King (talk) 23:39, 18 August 2012 (UTC)
 * Don't ask me. Ask the pelvis.--Elvis (talk) 00:51, 19 August 2012 (UTC)

You are a dick
You really are a dick, aren't you? Either that or you're utterly insane. --SamCoulter (talk) 03:13, 19 August 2012 (UTC)
 * I'm a true Conservative Patriot. But I bet you're a real dick. You usurp George in favor of some dumbass who loves Taylor Swift. Deny he does. I have evidence. Andy agrees with me. --Elvis is King (talk) 03:15, 19 August 2012 (UTC)
 * How many friends do you think you're making with your current nonsense? --SamCoulter (talk) 03:16, 19 August 2012 (UTC)
 * What nonsense? I'm doing the will Reagan. I have lots of friends on Cp. And are you denying my claim about your lackey? --Elvis is King (talk) 03:18, 19 August 2012 (UTC)
 * Both of you, seriously. Stop this shit. --Revolverman (talk) 03:20, 19 August 2012 (UTC)
 * Or this guy's a really entertaining troll. Just saying.   107  Ag47  05:51, 21 July 2015 (UTC)

Discussion moved
I've brought the conversation over here instead of pestering SamHB continuously. About the Taylor Swift article on AW - I personally guarantee it will never be deleted. I don't give in to my kids' tantrums; please don't flatter yourself that I would give in to yours. This has nothing to do with conservatism, liberalism or libertarianism. It simply has to do with my absolute refusal to give in to a bully. Congratulations. I rarely dig my heels in, but I am completely over your shenanigans. SharonW (talk) 21:10, 19 August 2012 (UTC)
 * Well, you want to not help your little libertarian buddy with his Swift problem. Fergus complains that Andy S. exploits User:Conservative's alleged mental health problems. Fergus is exploiting Chicken Boy's Swift love problem. If you deny that Chicken Boy loves Swift, well I can't fix stupid. And allissues are political issues.--Elvis is King (talk) 23:27, 21 August 2012 (UTC)
 * No, I'm much more interested in your problem. I do find it amusing that you go on and on and on ad nauseum about someone else's supposed obsession. A portion of Luke 4:23 might be appropriate here: "Physician, heal thyself." SharonW (talk) 16:26, 22 August 2012 (UTC)
 * Sharon, you're clueless. I'm fine, thank you. You must surely realize that Chicken Boy loves Taylor. Your admin Andy F. even realizes it; see the section on his talk page. You said you raise boys, right? What would you do if they started to edit an article about her like that, posting images on it, and on their userpages. Would you not think they have a problem? While we're at it, what about the emasculation of American society? This fits in right into it. Feminists would rather young men listen to drivel like Swift rather than some good Meat Loaf, right? Liberals always think they can have their way. --Elvis is King (talk) 20:41, 23 August 2012 (UTC)

Thankyouverymuch
Elvis has left the building. Reckless Noise Symphony (talk) 07:43, 13 November 2014 (UTC)
 * Good stuff, good stuff. --Elvis is King (talk) 00:53, 14 November 2014 (UTC)

4/10
Your score for trolling. You've managed to do decent research into finding quotes and so on to annoy people but I find you too obvious to be effective. Had you been more subtle this coud've had more potential but I'm afraid you layed down all your cards too quickly, hence the score. ClothCoat (talk) 00:27, 27 November 2014 (UTC)
 * You simply cannot realize the obvious truth. --Elvis is King (talk) 18:32, 27 November 2014 (UTC)

Elvis was a crappy musician
His main claim to fame in rock was being a white guy. Ikanreed (talk) 16:38, 2 December 2014 (UTC)
 * That's a lie. You must admit that Elvis had way more talent in his pinky than that liberal moron Swift that Chicken Boy worships has in her whole body. You are simply ignorant to true talent, because of what the lamestream media has defined talent as for you. --Elvis is King (talk) 01:48, 3 December 2014 (UTC)

One of Elvis's Favorite Sandwiches


[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peanut_butter,_banana_and_bacon_sandwich#Elvis_Presley_and_the_sandwich| Peanut butter, banana, and bacon. Yum yum.] Why do you hate Elvis by disparaging bacon? EmeraldCityWanderer (talk) 01:59, 3 December 2014 (UTC)
 * Bacon is a disgusting liberal abomination God banned because it is an utterly deplorable, fattening, filthy substance. It is completely disgusting. --Elvis is King (talk) 02:00, 3 December 2014 (UTC)
 * Please see my essay HERE for more information. --Elvis is King (talk) 02:05, 3 December 2014 (UTC)
 * However, if Elvis is king...and the king loved bacon...and eating bacon makes one a liberal abomination...wouldn't that make Elvis a liberal abomination? Unless the food has a political view.  Which would be interesting.  EmeraldCityWanderer (talk) 02:10, 3 December 2014 (UTC)
 * Nope. The bacon is a liberal abomination, and it is a shame Elvis had a fondness for it. The same way a lot of musicians seem to be fond of fattening foods and drugs. It's honestly sad his life was premature because he ate all that slop.
 * Also, could you ban that liberal who dared mock me with a frivolous and libelous account name? --Elvis is King (talk) 02:21, 3 December 2014 (UTC)
 * I would be interested to hear how bacon is liberal given Michelle Obama's push for healthy eating. Sorry you can't take any sort of humor, I'll call the Wahmbulance for you, otherwise please inform me why anyone whould do what you demand.
 * I don't see anything that states users can't be mocked, users can't be frivolous, users can't be liberal, and people aren't free to choose their account names. EmeraldCityWanderer (talk) 16:07, 3 December 2014 (UTC)
 * Michelle Obama says one thing and does another. She tells kids to eat healthy, and then shoves a 1,200 calorie fast food meal down her throat. User:Elvis is King is a closet Taylor Swift fan should be banned per policy for a frivolous, derogatory, libelous, username at that instance, and if you disagree, you are going against the basic premise of law and order. --Elvis is King (talk) 02:05, 5 December 2014 (UTC)
 * Then how do you explain those wonderful arms? Besides, the Monte Cristo is far better than that...thing.   107  Ag47  05:54, 21 July 2015 (UTC)


 * That sandwich is an crime against nature.--Rationalzombie94 (talk) 15:19, 4 October 2015 (UTC)
 * It's not as bad as Taylor Swift. --Elvis is King (talk) 15:43, 28 October 2015 (UTC)

Awww, you are back
What happened to your new webshite you spammed here before you left? Did it flop like the others you were a part of? -EmeraldCityWanderer (talk) 15:52, 28 October 2015 (UTC)
 * You simply cannot realize the truth. Taylor Swift declaring retirement at the end of this year is proof that liberalism is on the decline and conservative values will rise again with President Donald Trump, and I am making sure that the fine folk here know this. RealWiki is back, and stronger than ever! The truth always prevails, and it will set you free. --Elvis is King (talk) 15:57, 28 October 2015 (UTC)
 * Awesome, there's that jabbering spunk! I am so happy now :-)  -EmeraldCityWanderer (talk) 16:04, 28 October 2015 (UTC)
 * Aren't you happy that the filthy liberal deviant Swift is declaring retirement? I was overjoyed to hear this news. --Elvis is King (talk) 16:05, 28 October 2015 (UTC)

Old tired line is old and tired
Stop that. Get new material if you plan to stay--"Paravant" Talk & Contribs 16:06, 28 October 2015 (UTC)
 * Are you simply rejecting the truth, and are you in cahoots with Chicken Boy? --Elvis is King (talk) 16:07, 28 October 2015 (UTC)

A response to the latest actions
I am afraid that you have implied that you value stupidity. To quote Ron White, "You can't fix stupid". I am a principled man who seeks to restore the dream of conservatism, and I have been shunned. If I must use this venue to communicate with the last decent man, I guess there is no other choice. I am a Hero for this generation. The LIBERALS will weep! --Elvis is King (talk) 22:13, 3 November 2015 (UTC)

Talk pages
Would you please stop removing comments?--JorisEnter (talk) 21:23, 5 September 2016 (UTC)
 * I was the author of the comment, and it was meant to be a joke at the time based on accusations from the denizens of that site, and now can be construed as serious out of context. It is obvious that inept leadership and wishy-washy "conservatism" is what destroyed the site. --Elvis is King (talk) 21:25, 5 September 2016 (UTC)
 * It's irrelevant that you wrote it; talk page comments should not be removed.--JorisEnter (talk) 21:29, 5 September 2016 (UTC)
 * If this is the case, then can I add the context in a subsequent comment? --Elvis is King (talk) 21:30, 5 September 2016 (UTC)

Say it, don't spray it
Inserting "Trump 2016" instead of an actual edit summary into the edit summary field of every edit you make will be considered spam. We all know you like the Trumpster already — no need for you to get yourself vandal binned because you won't stop spamming that fact. Reverend Black Percy (talk) 22:02, 5 September 2016 (UTC)
 * Are you denying the unmistakable truth that Donald J. Trump was chosen by God to save this country from Marxism and sexual immorality? --Elvis is King (talk) 18:46, 17 September 2016 (UTC)
 * Heil Trump!-Hail Satan 666 (talk) 18:54, 17 September 2016 (UTC)
 * Build a wall around these guys!- 19:00, 17 September 2016 (UTC)
 * If he was chosen, then God did a particularly shit job, considering he lost the popular vote by around 2,000,000 votes. Then again, this is the same god that couldn't touch people in iron chariots, so I'm not fully surprised. -

Continuation
This is a continuation of the other discussion we were having. If you have anything to say here please do.
 * So, I must say that it's a simple fact that for evolution to be true that it would require that flesh improve upon itself, and for things to become more complex as opposed to breaking down as they are so inclined to do. I must say that Rome would've survived if homosexuality was criminalizes and men were required to be men, because that's simply how it is that we are to become. Taylor Swift is the absolute embodiment of what is wrong with our coarse culture and if we don't get back to God then we will suffer immensely from the moral decay. --Elvis is King (talk) 00:46, 19 December 2016 (UTC)−

A response to the latest actions
I am afraid that you have implied that you value stupidity. To quote Ron White, "You can't fix stupid". I am a principled man who seeks to restore the dream of conservatism, and I have been shunned. If I must use this venue to communicate with the last decent man, I guess there is no other choice. I am a Hero for this generation. The LIBERALS will weep! --Elvis is King (talk) 19:34, 31 January 2017 (UTC)

I DEMAND RETRIBUTION!!!!!!!!! Chicken Boy, do you think that you can really stop me?!

Taylor Swift is a succubus! If you lust after the flesh of Taylor Swift, you will NOT inherit the Kingdom of God! The evil succubus Taylor Swift has created a den for Lucifer in her wickedly sinful vagina, and Satan formed the evil nasty woman with perfectly circular and perky breasts because God would rather have weak trembling boys than STRONG MEN OF GOD! "Boys only want love if it's torture" this succubus has no interest in God and godly love and she didn't understand agape love so therefore she's a disgusting nasty woman who simply wants to have sex with as many men as possible and getting birth control hormones in the water and making men weak beta males full of estrogen like these atheist nerdy video game users who pretend to care about science! Wearing Pi shirts and taking advice from ENGINEER Bill Nye who claims to be an expert in biology, cosmology, astronomy, and meteorology! He's as much of a scientist as the manager of my nearest Wendy's! Little nerds on here can't even get anything right!


 * "As a dog returns to his vomit, so a fool repeats his folly." Cosmikdebris (talk) 02:24, 6 May 2017 (UTC)
 * Are you having fun mocking me even if you are an autistic nerd?--Elvis is King (talk) 19:37, 8 May 2017 (UTC)
 * Indeed we are. RoninMacbeth (talk) 05:02, 12 May 2017 (UTC)
 * How is the autism, brony? Maybe mommy shouldn't have vaccinated you? --Elvis is King (talk) 01:33, 14 May 2017 (UTC)

To the denizens of another website: no matter how many times you block me, YOU CANNOT STUMP THE KING!
 * Said the idiot, doing the RW equivalent of screaming at your own padded cell. RoninMacbeth (talk) 03:29, 14 May 2017 (UTC)
 * How's the autism, Frank? I think polio is less dangerous than autism because all these autistic nerds have no respect for their fellow man, and they cry and scream for no apparent reason because they're intellectually incapable of having a personal relationship with the Lord. If it wasn't for autism ungodly garbage like "hentai" and "My Little Pony" would have been eradicated by now. --Elvis is King (talk) 03:05, 18 May 2017 (UTC)
 * Not likeing hentai is Heresy. I have flag your account for an audit by the Inquisition.2d4chanfag (talk) 06:12, 18 May 2017 (UTC)
 * Maybe we're incapable of a relationship with him - because he isn't real. 10:34, 18 May 2017 (UTC)
 * @Elvis: If you're what having "a relationship with the Lord" looks like, I think I'll keep the autism. RoninMacbeth (talk) 16:33, 8 July 2017 (UTC)
 * Why are the autistic always so nerdy?! They have rebelled against the will of the Lord this much? --Elvis is King (talk) 23:48, 6 August 2017 (UTC)

Liberals can only censor and mock the truth when they have been demolished by the irrefutable facts that were established by Almighty God and His Word!!!!!! There’s going to be a day of reckoning for liberal political correctness and pseudoscience!
 * Sure there is sweetie. Now run along and let the grown-ups sort your mess out, m'kay? RoninMacbeth (talk) 01:03, 27 October 2017 (UTC)

Romans 12:2 says "And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God."

Last Friday, sinful seductress Taylor Swift released her sixth wicked studio album called reputation. Liberal transvestite loving corporation Target heavily promoted it, as I saw in my local store on Friday. Wicked sinful picture books that are full of pornographic images were being sold as well as immodest clothing promoting the evil pop star. These wicked things were gobbled up by those who are secular, including the "Christians" who are Roman Catholic, Eastern Orthodox, Mainline Protestants, or weak sauce "Evangelicals!" Probably some other wicked apostates like Jews, Muslims, and Mormons in there too! True Christians like Independent Fundamentalist Baptists find this sinful content repugnant and a direct violation of the Word! You cannot serve two masters! YOU CAN ONLY WORSHIP GOD, OR YOU CAN ONLY WORSHIP TAYLOR SWIFT! NOT BOTH!!!! Choose wisely, because your eternal fate depends upon it!

There is one song so egregious that Swift's mother left the room and her manager plugged his ears. Yes, it was that bad! The song is called "Dress" and the vile lyrics are as follows:

"All of this silence and patience, pining and anticipation My hands are shaking from holding back from you (ah, ah, ah) All of this silence and patience, pining and desperately waiting My hands are shaking from all this (ha, ha, ha, ha)

Say my name and everything just stops I don't want you like a best friend Only bought this dress so you could take it off, take it off (ha, ha, ha) Carve your name into my bedpost Cause I don't want you like a best friend Only bought this dress so you could take it off, take it off (ha, ha, ha)"

So, what does this tell us about the morality of the sinful and wicked Swift? Romans 14:13-23 says " Let us not therefore judge one another any more: but judge this rather, that no man put a stumblingblock or an occasion to fall in his brother's way. know, and am persuaded by the Lord Jesus, that there is nothing unclean of itself: but to him that esteemeth any thing to be unclean, to him it is unclean. But if thy brother be grieved with thy meat, now walkest thou not charitably. Destroy not him with thy meat, for whom Christ died. Let not then your good be evil spoken of: For the kingdom of God is not meat and drink; but righteousness, and peace, and joy in the Holy Ghost. For he that in these things serveth Christ is acceptable to God, and approved of men. Let us therefore follow after the things which make for peace, and things wherewith one may edify another. For meat destroy not the work of God. All things indeed are pure; but it is evil for that man who eateth with offence. It is good neither to eat flesh, nor to drink wine, nor any thing whereby thy brother stumbleth, or is offended, or is made weak. Hast thou faith? have it to thyself before God. Happy is he that condemneth not himself in that thing which he alloweth. And he that doubteth is damned if he eat, because he eateth not of faith: for whatsoever is not of faith is sin."

That passage is clear as crystal, plain as day, but Swift heedeth not!!!!!! Matthew 4:7 says "Jesus said unto him, It is written again, Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God." IF YOU BUY THIS ALBUM AND LISTEN TO IT, YOU ARE INDEED TEMPTING THE LORD THY GOD AS TAYLOR SWIFT TEMPTS WEAK AND FEEBLE MEN BY MAKING THEM TURN INTO VULTURES EAGER TO GET THEIR NEXT FIX OF SEXUAL IMMORALIITY! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SAY AMEN IN THE HOUSE OF THE LIVING GOD!

Look, brothers in Christ, it is not worth eternal damnation! Sure, sex was the result of the fall as recorded in Genesis 3, but any sin can be overcome with meditative prayer and daily reading of the Word of God! Women might not be able to overcome their worldly fleshly desires, but MEN IN CHRIST OUGHT TO BE ABLE TO DO SO! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS SKIMPY DRESS IS IMMODEST, AND IT IS ONLY BOUGHT TO BE TAKEN OFF! IF YOU LISTEN TO THIS VILE ALBUM, YOU ARE BENT ON YOUR OWN DESTRUCTION AND WILL END UP IN THE LAKE OF FIRE UNLESS YOU GET THE ALBUM OUT OF YOUR HOUSE AND BURN IT AND TURN BEFORE YOU BURN YOURSELF! SWIFT IS QUITE IMMODEST AND YOU WILL SUFFER GREATLY IF YOU DO NOT SAVE YOUR SOUL BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE! TAYLOR SWIFT AND HER FLESHLY SINFUL BODY AND HER TRASHY LYRICS AND SEX OUTSIDE OF MARRIAGE ARE NOT WORTH ETERNAL HELLFIRE! ACCEPT JESUS CHRIST AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO IT, BROTHER! God's people said AMEN! 16:21, 12 January 2018 (UTC)

Men are simply born men! Women simply are born women! Ask any non-Darwinist geneticist and you tell me what the truth is! If Transgenderism is valid, why do transgendered "women" commit crimes at similar rates to men? Because they are MEN! Yet I'm the one with the third grade understanding of science.

Homosexuality is unnatural because children who are raised in homosexual households are more likely to be in poverty, incarcerated, depressed, and also more likely to become homosexuals. This is verified information

Taylor Swift's "reputation" album and corresponding music videos have shown off her drunkenness, vindictiveness, as well as her lack of modesty in attire. Quite sad, really.

I came here to bring the light of the Gospel of Christ to the unsaved heathens residing there until I was removed by hyper-PC liberals who decided that the word "tranny" was comparable to the n-word. When were trannies enslaved again in the United States? Please enlighten me. Trannies and tranny enablers are insulting the African American community by spewing nonsense like that.

Blanking talk pages
Stop that, now. Christopher (talk) 18:15, 3 July 2017 (UTC)
 * I was removing childish vandalism. --Elvis is King (talk) 21:31, 18 July 2017 (UTC)
 * No, you weren't. Christopher (talk) 17:58, 20 July 2017 (UTC)
 * Although to be fair, those BoN comments on the talk page were pretty obnoxious and borderline trolling. Not sure if they should be collapsed, but they sure don't add anything to the discussion. Not that there ever was much of a discussion to begin with. --Taylor Swift lover (talk) 18:38, 24 July 2017 (UTC)
 * Well, let's collapse it then. It is non-substantive and utterly useless. --Elvis is King (talk) 23:47, 6 August 2017 (UTC)

Coop Notice
Cosmikdebris (talk) 21:37, 11 January 2018 (UTC)

To Chicken Boy/Girl
Aye, it was a well fought battle, and it appears the mob was on your side. Have fun at the new Taylor Swift tour, along with her other three fans left. I do humbly pray that you will repent from your sins and embrace the Gospel of Jesus Christ and the man God made you and intended you to be. Farewell. --Elvis is King (talk) 00:37, 12 January 2018 (UTC)

Have you found the Lord yet? I ask that your do, because you can only mock God and attempt to veto His creation for so long. The world may promise fleeting joys and temporary euphoria, but only Jesus Christ can cure your mental illness. --Elvis is King (talk) 21:36, 13 January 2018 (UTC)

You can only mock God for so long with your effeminate ways. Pray for forgiveness. --Elvis is King (talk) 23:40, 15 January 2018 (UTC)

You gonna use that taxpayer Medicaid money to remove your manhood? --Elvis is King (talk) 00:56, 26 January 2018 (UTC)

You gonna block me from that other liberal site because you can’t accept what the Lord made you to be? --Elvis is King (talk) 02:17, 30 January 2018 (UTC)
 * Question, how are you so sure that the lord God did not intend for her to become a woman? Comrade GC (talk) 02:19, 30 January 2018 (UTC)
 * ”For God is not the author of confusion, but of peace, as in all churches of the saints.”-1 Corinthians 14:33--Elvis is King (talk) 02:23, 30 January 2018 (UTC)
 * Her becoming a woman resolves confusion, ergo that quote works to make my point for me. perhaps you could use your own words to explain your position? Comrade GC (talk) 02:27, 30 January 2018 (UTC)
 * Genesis 1:27 says “So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.” Quite simple, really. God gave this gentleman male chromosomes and a male body because He intended this confused poor soul to be what God said is the ruler of the household. What sane person would want to give that up now? --Elvis is King (talk) 02:34, 30 January 2018 (UTC)


 * Everything God made is natural and perfect and intelligently designed. Everything man does that ain’t the will of God corrupts God’s creation. If God intended for you to be a woman, He would have made it so. --Elvis is King (talk) 02:34, 30 January 2018 (UTC)

To Pastor Grimes
Only you can save the truth now. Please, please, please save these souls destined toward eternal hellfire. --Elvis is King (talk) 02:14, 16 January 2018 (UTC)


 * Ahem. "Beata Maria, you know I am a righteous man. Of my virtue, I am justly proud (Et tibit Pater)..."
 * No one can save this wiki from villain songs. RoninMacbeth (talk) 01:37, 26 January 2018 (UTC)
 * As I am preparing to write a sermon, I will pray for your soul. God can heal all wounds, even those of a depressing ideology such as atheism. --William Grimes (talk) 21:12, 28 January 2018 (UTC)
 * If RationalWikians are the kind of folks who live in hell and heaven is full of your type, I cannot wait to go to hell. 02:43, 30 January 2018 (UTC)
 * "There shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth, when ye shall see Abraham, and Isaac, and Jacob, and all the prophets, in the kingdom of God, and you yourselves thrust out."- Luke 13:28. It sure won't be a party down there, it will be pure misery and torture, and you will wish you could have stopped being haughty and rejecting the gift of free eternal life. You cannot earn eternal life. Chicken Boy can get his mental illness cured if only he puts all of his faith in Christ, and you can do the same. --Elvis is King (talk) 06:42, 31 January 2018 (UTC)
 * Baw-kaw? 06:58, 31 January 2018 (UTC)
 * What's that, sinner? --Elvis is King (talk) 02:19, 1 February 2018 (UTC)
 * I tried eternal life last week, it was boring. The storyline was incredibly bland and had next to no plot or character development. Comrade GC (talk) 02:24, 1 February 2018 (UTC)
 * Maybe you should go and try on a dress and some makeup over there with Chicken Boy, and then go have some slop at the Salvation Army soup kitchen. I know how workshy liberals are. --Elvis is King (talk) 02:26, 1 February 2018 (UTC)
 * You amuse me, Elvis. Hey, want to play some Dungeons and Dragons to pass the time? I want to see how idiots like my new setting. RoninMacbeth (talk) 02:27, 1 February 2018 (UTC)
 * That demonic game must be sent off to the fires of Hell because it is completely and totally unclean and vile! It is rife with demonic agents, polytheism, Satanism, transvestism, and other such utterly wicked and vile corrupting forces! --Elvis is King (talk) 02:31, 1 February 2018 (UTC)
 * Sounds like fun to me! Comrade GC (talk) 02:32, 1 February 2018 (UTC)
 * What's next, Grand Theft Auto and Mortal Kombat? Utterly shameful! You can also be a welfare queen like Chicken Boy with that taxpayer funded pseudoscientific nonsense! --Elvis is King (talk) 02:36, 1 February 2018 (UTC)

Great! Anyone mind if I'm the party wizard? RoninMacbeth (talk) 02:35, 1 February 2018 (UTC)
 * How's that government cheese, sonny boy? --Elvis is King (talk) 02:37, 1 February 2018 (UTC)
 * Cheese? Oh my dear sir, no! I only take butter from the welfare dole! Would you like to be the group cleric? RoninMacbeth (talk) 02:38, 1 February 2018 (UTC)
 * Cheese? Wizards do not use cheese!! Unless they're in the Witcher universe that is... Comrade GC (talk) 02:38, 1 February 2018 (UTC)
 * What's Chicken Boy gonna be then? --Elvis is King (talk) 02:40, 1 February 2018 (UTC)
 * [EC]OK, so the playable races are Humans, (High/Mountain/Wood/Dark) Elves, Dwarves, and Halflings. Any takers? RoninMacbeth (talk) 02:40, 1 February 2018 (UTC)
 * I bet you're typing this nonsense on your little Obamaphones you got with your Medicaid plans! Sad! --Elvis is King (talk) 02:42, 1 February 2018 (UTC)
 * Elvis, if you're going to be That Guy, please do so someplace else. RoninMacbeth (talk) 02:44, 1 February 2018 (UTC)
 * Well, you can't buy all that makeup with that welfare check if you gotta pay for your own food and cellular service! --Elvis is King (talk) 02:45, 1 February 2018 (UTC)
 * Is an Elven rogue too cliche? Comrade GC (talk) 02:49, 1 February 2018 (UTC)
 * How effeminate are you, really? As effeminate as Chicken Boy? --Elvis is King (talk) 02:51, 1 February 2018 (UTC)
 * Well... I used to be mistaken for a girl at times, then I grew a beard, so not much. Besides which, we're trying to build an adventuring party here and believe it or not a lot of people choose the Elf/Rogue combo. Comrade GC (talk) 02:56, 1 February 2018 (UTC)
 * Why don't you ask to do it, then? --Elvis is King (talk) 03:00, 1 February 2018 (UTC)
 * Because it's my character. Now I ask again, do you think an elven rogue is too cliche? Comrade GC (talk) 03:06, 1 February 2018 (UTC)
 * Not too much. Halfling rogue is much more cliche, IMO. RoninMacbeth (talk) 03:13, 1 February 2018 (UTC)
 * Then I shall be a Dark Elf Rogue. Has EiK decided whether he's joining in or not? Comrade GC (talk) 03:44, 1 February 2018 (UTC)
 * I think he'd make a pretty good Human cleric of Aphrodite. I think I shall be a Lawful Evil Dark Elf Sorcerer. RoninMacbeth (talk) 04:30, 1 February 2018 (UTC)

I LOVE THIS THREAD I LOVE THIS THREAD I LOVE THIS THREAD I LOVE THIS THREAD I LOVE THIS THREAD I LOVE THIS THREAD I LOVE THIS THREAD I LOVE THIS THREAD I LOVE THIS THREAD 04:13, 1 February 2018 (UTC)
 * Are you a legal adult? If so, I would like to suggest that you give up childish things and behave as an adult should. --William Grimes (talk) 01:19, 2 February 2018 (UTC)

1 Timothy 2:9 says: "In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;"

1 Peter 3:2-5 likewise says "Whose adorning let it not be that outward adorning of plaiting the hair, and of wearing of gold, or of putting on of apparel; But let it be the hidden man of the heart, in that which is not corruptible, even the ornament of a meek and quiet spirit, which is in the sight of God of great price. For after this manner in the old time the holy women also, who trusted in God, adorned themselves, being in subjection unto their own husbands"

Let's talk about these women these days. They go out, trying to look good, with all of this jewelry and this makeup and all of these garments that are immodest and exist solely for them to show off their wicked curves and breasts and whatnot. There is all of these cosmetics, taking HOURS AND HOURS to get ready just to put it on, and then wearing this floral perfume with the raspberry and the vanilla notes or whatever, instead of taking that time to read the Word of God! Get yourself out of the bathroom and into the den reading the Gospel of Matthew! Stop going to the mall to shop and be catty and gossip and all of this, and read the Book of Judges! Get your head into Genesis and not going and buying "cute" garments at Victoria's Secret or Forever 21!!!!!!!! I GUESS THEY ARE ALL TRYING TO LOOK LIKE TAYLOR SWIFT OR SOMETHING!!!! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

There are even so-called "Christian" women who belong to Roman Catholic or mainline Protestant or even weak sauce "Evangelical" groups such as the Southern Baptist Convention who go about this pursuit of immense and unmitigated vanity!!!!!!!! WHERE ARE THE REAL CHRISTIAN WOMEN GOING AND PROTESTING OUTSIDE OF VAIN AND SICKENING DISPLAYS OF VANITY LIKE ALL OF THESE SEPHORA OUTLETS POPPING UP IN MALLS ALL ACROSS THIS NATION WHILE GOD FEARING CHRISTIANS IN AFRICA ARE STARVING?! WHERE IS THE LOVING AND TOLERANT LEFT ON THIS ONE? OH, BUYING THEIR LIBERAL IPHONES AND IPADS AND IMACS AND IPODS INSTEAD OF GOING AND PROTESTING THESE JEWELERS AND MAKEUP AND PERFUME AND EXPENSIVE IMMODEST GARMENTS LIKE THESE LEGGINGS AND CARDIGANS AND CROP TOPS AND ALL OF THIS OTHER SATANIC TREACHERY! GET A SPINE, YOU MEN! YOUR SO-CALLED "CHRISTIAN" WOMEN ARE TOO WEAK TO TAKE A STAND! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

LET'S ALL MAKE SURE THAT WE PUT AN END TO THIS MADNESS!!!! NO MORE!! God's people said AMEN!&mdash; Unsigned, by: Elvis is King / talk / contribs


 * ”I think he'd make a pretty good Human cleric of Aphrodite.”
 * No, Ronin, EiK is obviously a paladin. So, if you have called dibs on sorcerer and GC takes care of sneaking, pickpocketing and traps, I guess I’d have to be a cleric or warrior (do we lack healing or tanks?), sigh, I’d prefer some version of a wizard, but beggars can’t be choosers. ScepticWombat (talk) 08:53, 2 February 2018 (UTC)
 * Clerics are always fun. The only reason I'm a sorcerer is that I want to expand away from Divine Casting. Side note: Dwarves (or Zwercen in their language) don't have a divine pantheon, so their clerics are devoted to the concepts of industriousness and community, and Dwarven belief in these ideas is strong enough that Divine spells manifest from them. RoninMacbeth (talk) 18:55, 4 February 2018 (UTC)
 * Oh, my God. I was crying from laughter. Please never stop posting,.

1 Corinthians 14:33 For God is not the author of confusion, but of peace, as in all churches of the saints.

So, with all of this mass media these days, we have a problem. Boys who identify themselves as girls are able to ogle at the girls in the girls' shower in high school. Imagine how the movie "Porky's" would've went if this modern wicked sinful gender ideology was around back then. McDonald's is pumping kids full of growth hormones and this is why there's all of this rampant adolescent perversion! Victoria's Secret outlets are all around this nation, and these barely clothed women are there for kids to see! Yet we wonder why these kids these days don't know what's going on!

If it wasn't for adults meddling into the kids' affairs, they would know with absolute certainty whether they are a boy or a girl. It's quite, simple really! They would know that two mommies and two daddies doesn't make sense because it is unnatural! It is as universal as gravity! You throw a ball, and the ball hits the ground! Real, natural science!

Liberals like to claim that they are true believers in science! Yet they believe in pseudoscientific nonsense like Darwinism, Transgenderism, Veganism, Vegetarianism, Homosexuality, Moral Relativism, and Abortion! THESE ARE ALL STRAIGHT FROM THE PIT OF HELL FROM THE WICKED SATAN! SAY AMEN IN THE HOUSE OF THE LIVING GOD! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MEN ARE WOMEN, WOMEN ARE MEN, LITTLE BILLY HAS TWO DADDIES, LITTLE CLARISSA HAS TWO MOMMIES, DYKES ARE "NON-BINARY," TAYLOR SWIFT IS A GOOD ROLE MODEL, SOCIALISM LEADS TO PROSPERITY, BERNIE SANDERS IS A GOOD PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE, GRABBING WOMEN'S GENITALS IS PRESIDENTIAL BEHAVIOR, COURTSHIP IS RAPE, FEMINAZISM LEADS TO A HEALTHY BIRTH RATE, MEN WEARING MAKEEUP AND LIP GLOSS AND EYE LINER IS MASCULINE, MCDONALD'S IS FOOD, EPISCOPALIANS ARE CHRISTIANS, DRINKING ALCOHOL AND URINATING OUTSIDE IS ADULT BEHAVIOR, VIDEO GAMES LEAD TO INTELLIGENCE, COLLEGE IS A GOOD INVESTMENT, CREDIT CARDS ARE A SMART FINANCIAL TOOL, ET CETERA ET CETERA ET CETERA! WE ARE ALL CONFUSED AS ALL GET OUT AND WE NEED TO GET BACK TO THE HOLY WORD OF GOD TO GET OUT HEADS OUT OF OUR COLLECTIVE POSTERIORS! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GET YOUR NOSES OUT OF FIFTY SHADES OF WHATEVER AND BACK INTO THE WORD OF GOD! THIS IS ALL! God's people said AMEN!
 * That's nice. Now, do you want to be a barbarian, fighter, ranger, or paladin? RoninMacbeth (talk) 20:38, 5 February 2018 (UTC)
 * That brings up an interesting question. Who is going to be our DM (Dungeon Master)? 03:53, 7 February 2018 (UTC)

Watch this and pray for wisdom from up above. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8E4-3f0Qcyo
 * I would, but I need Charisma to be a sorcerer. Wisdom is for clerics and druids. So if you want to pray for ScepticWombat's Wisdom score, that would be uncharacteristically nice of you, Elvis.
 * Now,, I've been away for awhile, so I didn't see your post until now. I think CheeseburgerFace would make a pretty good DM. Do you agree? RoninMacbeth (talk) 01:49, 12 February 2018 (UTC)
 * I suppose would work as a DM though I'd like to make sure they know the rules. Or can at least convincingly make them up as we go along.  02:05, 12 February 2018 (UTC)
 * Alternatively, I can be DM, CheeseburgerFace can be the wizard, and Elvis can be paladin. I wrote the setting, so it'd probably be best for me to run the games. RoninMacbeth (talk) 17:43, 12 February 2018 (UTC)

Proverbs 20:1 says "Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging: and whosoever is deceived thereby is not wise." Romans 12:2 says "And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God." Ephesians 2:10 says: "For we are his workmanship, created in Christ Jesus unto good works, which God hath before ordained that we should walk in them."

Liberal sinful seductress Taylor Swift released her "End Game" video, which is part of promoting her vile reputation album that contains thinly veiled references to petty feuds with other celebrities, sexual excess, lesbianism, drunkenness, as well as petty score settling.

This video frequently contains the consumption of alcoholic beverages as well as alluding to bedroom conduct. Swift wears such attire as a dress that reveals her legs as well as a tight leather outfit that displays her treacherous curves and abhorrent breasts for those in Swift's primary demographic of preteen and young teenage girls. Girls are going to go out and pounce around drinking booze and throwing themselves at boys who cannot pray to God to control their sex drives because their wicked parents tolerate such depravity! CHRISTIAN PARENTS NEED TO WAKE UP! SAY AMEN IN THE HOUSE OF GOD! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Valentine's Day was the other day, and I'm sure that unholy relations outside of the sacrosanct union of one man and one woman in the bedroom in private alone occurred! College kids in their dorm and hotel rooms, some behind an Arby's dumpster, and yet others in the park for holy men and women of God and precious little children to observe! THIS IS A FARCE THAT MUST CEASE IMMEDIATELY! ANYONE WHO CELEBRATES THIS DAY OF PURE SEXUAL EXCESS WILL BE DAMNED ETERNALLY! NO VALENTINE'S DAY, NO ASH WEDNESDAY, NO IDOLATRY! YEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!

TAYLOR SWIFT IS ONE EXAMPLE OF WHY OUR NEXT GENERATION OF WOMEN WILL CONTINUE TO DRESS IMMODESTLY TEMPTING MEN AND APOSTATE WOMEN THROUGHOUT THE GLOBE! WHATEVER HAPPENED TO DRESSES THAT COVERED THEIR WHOLE BODIES?! NO MINISKIRTS, NO PANTS, NO SHORTS, NONE OF THIS TREACHERY! NO SHORTS FOR YOU MEN EITHER, AND DEFINITELY NO CROSSDRESSING! SUCH VILE SEWAGE IS AN ABOMINATION UNTO THE LORD! GET RIGHT WITH GOD NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! God's people said AMEN!
 * So...Is that a yes to being the paladin? RoninMacbeth (talk) 03:27, 22 February 2018 (UTC)
 * So you're the (in)famous Elvis is King I've heard of. King of what? Also, at RationalWiki we don't quite like necrocracy. Our articles on North Korea and Poland should've shown you this. 𝔊𝔬𝔞𝔱-𝔈𝔪𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔬𝔯 𝔅𝔦𝔤𝔰 (𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔡𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔴𝔦𝔰𝔡𝔬𝔪/𝔞𝔠𝔥𝔦𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔰) 23:33, 24 February 2018 (UTC)
 * I can assure you that he is a fine deacon of New Testament Baptist Church, a steward of God in this world. We must be in the world but not of the world. Such worldly demonic games as Dungeons and Dragons, Pokemon, Magic the Gathering and others will lead to irreparable harm. --William Grimes (talk) 20:58, 3 March 2018 (UTC)

Let's start in Exodus 22:25. "If thou lend money to any of my people that is poor by thee, thou shalt not be to him as an usurer, neither shalt thou lay upon him usury." So, what is this saying? It's saying that lending money to other people and expecting interest on the principal is wicked! So, who does this make sinners of? There are all of these banks and other financial institutions RIPPING OFF THE POOR IN THIS COUNTRY BECAUSE THEY ARE POSSESSED OF THE DEVIL! WICKED BANKERS WHO ARE OF THE WICKED CLASS! WICKED FRAUDULENT CROOKS WHO THINK THAT THEY ARE THE CHOSEN PEOPLE OF GOD WHENEVER THEY ARE NOT! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Deuteronomy 23:19-20 says "Thou shalt not lend upon usury to thy brother; usury of money, usury of victuals, usury of any thing that is lent upon usury: Unto a stranger thou mayest lend upon usury; but unto thy brother thou shalt not lend upon usury: that the Lord thy God may bless thee in all that thou settest thine hand to in the land whither thou goest to possess it." Luke 19:23 says "Wherefore then gavest not thou my money into the bank, that at my coming I might have required mine own with usury?"

So, what is the Bible saying in both the Old and New Testaments? DO NOT LEND MONEY TO THE POOR AND EXPECT COMPENSATION IN THE FORM OF INTEREST! NO INTEREST, NO LATE FEES, NO OVER THE LIMIT FEES, OR ANY OF THIS OTHER GARBAGE! CREDIT CARDS ARE A TOTAL ABOMINATION UNTO THE LORD! WHO CONTROLS THE BANKS AND OTHER FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS? THOSE WICKED FRAUDSTERS WHO ALSO CLAIMED TO BE THE CHOSEN PEOPLE OF GOD AND THE FOOLISH REPUBLICANS WORSHIP AT THE ALTAR OF BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOT CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO, THIS MEANS NO MORE LENDING MONEY AND CALCULATING INTEREST! NO PERSONAL LOANS, NO AUTO LOANS, NO STUDENT LOANS, NO MORTGAGES, NO CREDIT CARDS, FOR IT IS ALL OF SATAN! God's people said AMEN!

Let’s talk about the false preacher Kerrigan Skelly. Skelly is a fairly well known street preacher, known for his fire and brimstone style and megaphones as well as attention-seeking signs. Mr. Skelly thinks he’s doing the will of God. However, all he’s doing is dooming lost souls to eternal hellfire. “If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.” (1 John 1:9) He’s an Armenian, so he thinks that sinless perfection on Earth is possible. He’s correct that sin-everyday “Christians” are heretics, but he’s wrong in that sin can be completely eradicated from one’s soul. Skelly himself says he’s totally without sin. 1 John 1:9 says “If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us.” We are to strive to cease sinning, but we can only be perfect in our resurrected bodies which are perfect. However, he also believes that queers and transvestites can be redeemed. Unfortunately, this does not seem to be the case due to conversion therapy failing. Homosexuality may be totally incurable and these souls may be eternally lost. However, for the rest of us, Christ’s sacrifice on the cross is not IN VAIN AND IS NOT LIMITED TO SINS OF THE PAST!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! OWWWWWWWWW! HALLELUJAH! SAY AMEN IN THE HOUSE OF GOD! Christ only forgives those who are truly repentant. No pastor or priest can forgive sins, and drinking a sip of wine and eating a cracker won’t forgive sins. ONLY TRUE REPENTANCE CAN FORGIVE SINS! Kerrigan Skelly loves Wicked Donny, and probably also voted for Mor(m)on Willard in 2012. He wears a long beard and he’s effeminate! Skelly once preached outside of a Taylor Swift concert and inadvertently admitted to lusting after the flesh! He’s also a glutton! Even by his own Arminianism, he’s going to roast in Hell for telling the unsaved that Christ is in a box and he cannot save His followers who are TRULY repentant! IF YOU LOVE GOD, YOU WILL REJECT THE WICKED HEATHEN KERRIGAN SKELLY AND PRAY THAT HIS APOSTATE SELF WILL RECEIVE THE TRUE GOSPEL OF CHRIST! SKELLY HAS HARDENED FAR TOO MANY HEARTS AGAINST GOD AND HE HAS SUED THOSE WHO ATTACKED HIM FOR MONEY! KERRIGAN SKELLY IS A FRAUD AND A HUCKSTER WHO HATH NOT THE LORD AND USES THE LORD FOR MONETARY GAIN AND HIS OWN EGO! God’s people said AMEN!

An important message
Romans 12:2 says "And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God." I am taking a break from the "Debunked" series in order to provide a clear and necessary message.

Last October, sinful seductress Taylor Swift released her sixth wicked studio album called reputation. Liberal transvestite loving corporation Target heavily promoted it, as I saw in my local store on Friday. Wicked sinful picture books that are full of pornographic images were being sold as well as immodest clothing promoting the evil pop star. These wicked things were gobbled up by those who are secular, including the "Christians" who are Roman Catholic, Eastern Orthodox, Mainline Protestants, or weak sauce "Evangelicals!" Probably some other wicked apostates like Jews, Muslims, and Mormons in there too! True Christians like Independent Fundamentalist Baptists find this sinful content repugnant and a direct violation of the Word! You cannot serve two masters! YOU CAN ONLY WORSHIP GOD, OR YOU CAN ONLY WORSHIP TAYLOR SWIFT! NOT BOTH!!!! Choose wisely, because your eternal fate depends upon it!

There is one song so egregious that Swift's mother left the room and her manager plugged his ears. Yes, it was that bad! The song is called "Dress" and the vile lyrics are as follows:

"All of this silence and patience, pining and anticipation My hands are shaking from holding back from you (ah, ah, ah) All of this silence and patience, pining and desperately waiting My hands are shaking from all this (ha, ha, ha, ha)

Say my name and everything just stops I don't want you like a best friend Only bought this dress so you could take it off, take it off (ha, ha, ha) Carve your name into my bedpost Cause I don't want you like a best friend Only bought this dress so you could take it off, take it off (ha, ha, ha)"

So, what does this tell us about the morality of the sinful and wicked Swift? Romans 14:13-23 says " Let us not therefore judge one another any more: but judge this rather, that no man put a stumblingblock or an occasion to fall in his brother's way. know, and am persuaded by the Lord Jesus, that there is nothing unclean of itself: but to him that esteemeth any thing to be unclean, to him it is unclean. But if thy brother be grieved with thy meat, now walkest thou not charitably. Destroy not him with thy meat, for whom Christ died. Let not then your good be evil spoken of: For the kingdom of God is not meat and drink; but righteousness, and peace, and joy in the Holy Ghost. For he that in these things serveth Christ is acceptable to God, and approved of men. Let us therefore follow after the things which make for peace, and things wherewith one may edify another. For meat destroy not the work of God. All things indeed are pure; but it is evil for that man who eateth with offence. It is good neither to eat flesh, nor to drink wine, nor any thing whereby thy brother stumbleth, or is offended, or is made weak. Hast thou faith? have it to thyself before God. Happy is he that condemneth not himself in that thing which he alloweth. And he that doubteth is damned if he eat, because he eateth not of faith: for whatsoever is not of faith is sin."

That passage is clear as crystal, plain as day, but Swift heedeth not!!!!!! Matthew 4:7 says "Jesus said unto him, It is written again, Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God." IF YOU BUY THIS ALBUM AND LISTEN TO IT, YOU ARE INDEED TEMPTING THE LORD THY GOD AS TAYLOR SWIFT TEMPTS WEAK AND FEEBLE MEN BY MAKING THEM TURN INTO VULTURES EAGER TO GET THEIR NEXT FIX OF SEXUAL IMMORALIITY! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SAY AMEN IN THE HOUSE OF THE LIVING GOD!

Look, brothers in Christ, it is not worth eternal damnation! Sure, sex was the result of the fall as recorded in Genesis 3, but any sin can be overcome with meditative prayer and daily reading of the Word of God! Women might not be able to overcome their worldly fleshly desires, but MEN IN CHRIST OUGHT TO BE ABLE TO DO SO! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS SKIMPY DRESS IS IMMODEST, AND IT IS ONLY BOUGHT TO BE TAKEN OFF! IF YOU LISTEN TO THIS VILE ALBUM, YOU ARE BENT ON YOUR OWN DESTRUCTION AND WILL END UP IN THE LAKE OF FIRE UNLESS YOU GET THE ALBUM OUT OF YOUR HOUSE AND BURN IT AND TURN BEFORE YOU BURN YOURSELF! SWIFT IS QUITE IMMODEST AND YOU WILL SUFFER GREATLY IF YOU DO NOT SAVE YOUR SOUL BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE! TAYLOR SWIFT AND HER FLESHLY SINFUL BODY AND HER TRASHY LYRICS AND SEX OUTSIDE OF MARRIAGE ARE NOT WORTH ETERNAL HELLFIRE! ACCEPT JESUS CHRIST AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO IT, BROTHER! God's people said AMEN!