User:DickTurpis

As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I pledge to FUCK YOU UP. And I mean fuck you up Big Time! Don't even think of fucking with me! Not even in your fucking dream, motherfucker! I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, I will cut off your damn head and fuck the hole!! Is that all? FUCK NO! If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORATIE",  YOU ARE A DEAD MAN. You: DEAD. Your family: DEAD. Your dog: DEAD. Your house: BURNT to the ground. Your grave: consecrated with my piss, and, if you're lucky, my semen too. Don't FUCK with me!




 * Conservapedia Villanelle


 * Atheists deny what they cannot see;
 * They view the world without an open mind.
 * Deny this and lose all credibility.


 * I swear to you the truth shall set you free,
 * Look around you and I’m sure you'll find
 * Atheists deny what they cannot see.


 * Your so-called “evolutionary tree”
 * Shows variants just within each kind.
 * Deny this and lose all credibility.


 * I’ve looked at the facts with regularity
 * And to this simple truth I am resigned:
 * Atheists deny what they cannot see.


 * When the Rapture brings us all eternity
 * Ungodly men like you are left behind.
 * Deny this and lose all credibility.


 * The truth to which all of us should agree,
 * As do the justices with which I’ve dined:
 * Atheists deny what they cannot see;
 * Deny this and lose all credibility.

Stuff I'm partially responsible for
Listed here so I can keep track of them: Also did some significant work on:
 * Conservapedia:Advantages of Small Classes
 * Conservapedia:Barack Obama comparison
 * Essay:Greatest achievements of human history
 * Fun:Conservative Monopoly
 * Debate:Who is the biggest idiot at CP?
 * Essay:Types of conservatives
 * Conservapedia:Summa Homosexualita
 * Fun:Conservapedia, The Musical (as did almost everyone)

Some useful links I don't want to lose but don't want to bookmark either

 * 2009 taxes 'n' shit
 * fun animation

Fun stuff preserved for posterity

 * One of Ken's all-time greats
 * Ed "Death to Fags" Poor
 * Typical indicator of why RobS is fucking retarded
 * Classic block by Andy

Notes to self
Ignore unless you're me.


 * 1) Buy Servotron
 * 2) check out The Clash of Civilizations