Fun talk:Dalek/Archive1

Mission
This isn't wookiepedia, fanboy. TheoryOfPractice 16:57, 27 January 2009 (EST)
 * Scifi. Universe. FAIL. Vaping in 5...4...3...  16:58, 27 January 2009 (EST)

Sorry
I logged in just now and saw the "rollback" option in the diff screen, which I had to click in order to see what it did, being a complete novice in this area. No offence intended. KlapauciusEsteemed Constructor 19:19, 28 January 2009 (EST)
 * No need to worry. I've gotten worse. Please add- I need help coming up with a DALEK survival guide. You're a fan of Doctor Who, aren't you? --" 19:24, 28 January 2009 (EST)
 * I'm afraid not: I just saw the revision in RC. I can't suggest much apart from the obvious "avoid stairs" and so forth.  I'm more interested in Polish sci-fi, really, as my (somewhat obscure) username suggests.  And Terry Pratchett as well, although someone else already has a name based on that. KlapauciusEsteemed Constructor 19:30, 28 January 2009 (EST)

Ye olde dalecke stuffe

 * I am a Dr Who fan, and I couldn't help noticing this seems to go up to Remembrance of the Daleks (1988) - a bit more on the modern stuff perhaps? Yours trulyDear Sir 04:38, 29 January 2009 (EST)
 * Yep. If someone could help, that'd be nice. CONVERTINATE! --" 15:52, 29 January 2009 (EST)
 * The funniest thing is that in Remembrance of the Daleks, Daleks could go up stairs. 15:56, 29 January 2009 (EST)
 * By goat! Another DW fan! We shall conquer the daleks! Look here WE SHALL FIND WEAKNESSES AND EXTERMINATE THE DALEKS! --" 16:01, 29 January 2009 (EST)
 * Oh, god, I share a group with you. I feel so... unclean. 16:05, 29 January 2009 (EST)
 * I'm from Britain, so I get to see Doctor Who on Saturday nights at 7, as it should be. 16:06, 29 January 2009 (EST)
 * You're part of the wiki? I'm not. I watch DW on Friday. Darn. --" 16:09, 29 January 2009 (EST)
 * I'm basing my assumption that you're American on the times you come online. 16:10, 29 January 2009 (EST)
 * Clever, aren't you? Brilliant, as a matter of fact. But what's even more brilliant is that I'm online most at night- meaning it must have taken quite a bit of thought. --" 16:13, 29 January 2009 (EST)
 * I did say it was an assumption. 16:16, 29 January 2009 (EST)

(unident) But if you looked up Stargate and Sanctuary, you would have seen that they are relatively new, American sci-fi TV shows. You would also have been able to determine that I had a vested interest in Obama being elected by looking at my work. You would also know that I live someplace where there is internet access and American English is spoken. --" 16:23, 29 January 2009 (EST)
 * Damn, you weren't being sarcastic! 16:24, 29 January 2009 (EST)

Ways of dealing with Daleks
1) Ladders (especially of rope) and firemen's poles.

2) Follow the policy of 'utilities repair companies' - which dig up roads in the reverse-coordinated manner.

82.198.250.70 (talk) 18:41, 9 November 2010 (UTC)

3) Mirror mazes.

4) Oil and similar materials on the floor.

5) Roundabouts (children's)

212.85.6.26 (talk) 17:13, 10 December 2010 (UTC)

Dalek game
Create a scenario invovling Dalek-speak

Law courts: Ex-ten-u-ate

A sequence which ends 'Re-pli-cate'

Gardening program: Ger-min-ate

Any more? 212.85.6.26 (talk) 17:07, 21 January 2011 (UTC)

In the health spa

Ex-fo-li-ate, ir-rad-i-ate and re-hy-drate.

Legal - also Ad-ju-di-cate 82.44.143.26 (talk) 18:27, 24 January 2011 (UTC)

Shock jocks - In-fur-i-ate 82.44.143.26 (talk) 18:48, 25 January 2011 (UTC)

On tonight's episode of TV show 'Have I Got News For You' this game was being played.

Daleks and Darth Vader
What would happen if they met up? (Add Stormbringer and Sauron's Ring for complications if desired). 212.85.6.26 (talk) 18:45, 22 March 2011 (UTC)

Dalek games
Water slides.

Dalek Bumper cars.

Any others? 212.85.6.26 (talk) 17:49, 31 May 2011 (UTC)