User talk:SirChuckB/Archive1

TK makes a fool of himself
I'm not surprised. A bit disgusted, but not surprised. I get the impression that the CP Brain Trust regard "laws" and "rules" the same way they regard "science": as a nice decoration to stick on What We Were Going To Do Anyway to make it look a bit less repulsive. --Gulik 23:21, 18 July 2007 (CDT)

Hold on, did you think you made me look stupid? I tried to be very polite. Bohdan 00:47, 19 July 2007 (CDT)

This is out of our hands, it's now time for the world to make decision, I completed what I set out to do, it's now time to reveal the results for the people... May Dickens be with you SirChuckB 00:50, 19 July 2007 (CDT)
 * Whatever. I tried to be polite, and even keep you from getting the block you evidently wanted.  I guess your right, reveal the results for the people. Bohdan 00:55, 19 July 2007 (CDT)
 * Not to be too picky, but for someone who's listed as retired you're a pretty active person.....
 * I can't seem to stay away. Bohdan 00:58, 19 July 2007 (CDT)
 * obviously, I must say that I think you're taking this way too seriously, Conservapedia has frequently commented that this is an unimportant site... so no one's gonna see it..... Relax SirChuckB 01:02, 19 July 2007 (CDT)

test
Just a test Insert Nickname HereInsert weirdness here. 16:44, 18 October 2007 (EDT)

Testing aain.... It Worked SirChuckBCall the FBI 16:46, 18 October 2007 (EDT)

This is another test SirChuckB 

Put what you have just above in the box in your preferences and check the little box below. BTW, use curly brackets. human  13:58, 24 January 2008 (EST)


 * Ouch, yes, it did. Now, put the random chunk that eats up a screen of text into another template, and include that in User:SirChuckB/sig like this:

sig2 = the random stuff, with the link to your talk page.

User:SirChuckB/sig = SirChuckB


 * human  14:13, 24 January 2008 (EST)

Oh wow.... I didn't see that it was doing that... and you totally lost me... what do you mean? SirChuckB  14:35, 24 January 2008 (EST)

Use two templates - see how I use user:Human/sig as the "main" one that I put in my prefs. It includes user:Human/sigtalk which has all the random stuff. That way, your sig is still randomised, but the random stuff isn't saved into every talk page you sign. If you want, I'll edit your stuff to make it do that, but it's always better to sort of understand it yourself! human  14:19, 24 January 2008 (EST)

Human, the above is nice & clear, could you rewrite it in a nice concise way to extend "the other way" in Help:wikisig. Susan Purrrrrrr  19:34, 24 January 2008 (EST)
 * I'll try... human  20:31, 24 January 2008 (EST)

Got ya, I understand now. I think I can do it, thanks though SirChuckB  14:35, 24 January 2008 (EST)

WIGO
I think you got the wrong end of the stick on these two WIGOs. See WIGO talk for an explanation. Thanks. Ajkgordon 05:28, 18 December 2007 (EST)
 * I'm not gonna take it too hard... I still think they're both valid.... but No big deal, I'm not that ego driven yet. SirChuckBCall the FBI 14:43, 18 December 2007 (EST)
 * Jolly good. I got the feeling though, that you were objecting to or taking the piss out of my posts. I hope that I've managed to explain what I was trying to accomplish on the talk page, even though I might have mangled my words. Kirk out. Ajkgordon 16:17, 18 December 2007 (EST)
 * Oh yeah, I didn't know that you were working both sides, or I wouldn't have even posted to begin with SirChuckBCall the FBI 16:30, 19 December 2007 (EST)

plea
Selfish point, Sir Chuck, when you edit a big page (WIGOtalk eg), could you edit the section rather than the article - gives us slowpokes an easier hunt for your words of wisdom. : -) Susan  Purrrrrrr  12:24, 22 January 2008 (EST)
 * Oh, sorry... I'm still learning the Wiki code, I wasn't aware that you could do that.... I'll try and remember in the future SirChuckBCall the FBI 13:41, 22 January 2008 (EST)

Shhh
Don't proofread for them! Warren Terra 10:18, 25 January 2008 (EST)
 * Normally I wouldn't.... but on things that they would (hopefully) catch anyway, I always love posting it to WIGO and then seeing the miraclous(sp?) cleanup that follows.... SirChuckB  10:26, 25 January 2008 (EST)

I need to test something 71.33.192.79 03:53, 7 March 2008 (EST)

Al Franken
SirChuckB, I see your sock SirJim was involved with the Al Franken article on conservapedia. Isn't it amazing how those conservatives slander his name by calling him a "liberal". The nerve. Doctor CBThe Doctor is In 15:11, 6 May 2008 (EDT)

Demotion
Welcome to the Dollhouse.

Apparently, the mob I haz decided you should haf teh speshul buttons. Congratulations! Please read this guideline before wielding your awesome powerz!!! And be nice to other editors, they just ain't been demoted yet! ħψɱ  ₦  01:28, 23 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Congrats on your newfound superpowers, Chuck. And welcome to the Inner Circle—of Hell!  Bwahahahaha!   02:07, 23 May 2008 (EDT)
 * On a further affirmative action note, you may not have noticed, but you are a beachrat now. The only "extra" powerz are under "special pages" - "user rights".  You can now make people you think didn't earn it sysops. Congrats on the drudgery.  ħ uman  02:16, 27 August 2008 (EDT)

On an unrelated note,
You do realize "Barack," right? 01:31, 23 May 2008 (EDT)


 * I must admit.... I have no idea what you're talking about SirChuckB  01:46, 23 May 2008 (EDT)
 * I think she's talking about the spelling of "Barack Obama" in the random bit of your sig. 01:48, 23 May 2008 (EDT)
 * 85 25 151 22, you are psychic. I click [edit] and my answer's already there! :-) 01:49, 23 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Oh that.... yeah, it was done intentionaly(sp?) I was looking for a way to steal the Stephen Colbert joke, but at the same time mispell the name... hence, he won't come have a hotdog with me because I can't even spell his name right.... I was going to go with Brack Osama, but that would have been taken in completely the wrong way SirChuckB  01:51, 23 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Just spell correctly and say "*This line is from Stephen Colbert" at the bottom. 01:57, 23 May 2008 (EDT)
 * What do you mean? SirChuckB  02:10, 23 May 2008 (EDT)

(unindent)I do subscribe to Psy Chic. :) 01:52, 23 May 2008 (EDT)
 * I must be red meat, because you spoil me. 01:57, 23 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Not so.... You may be bad fish SirChuckB  01:58, 23 May 2008 (EDT)

Music/Poli-Sci to Math/Psych
Sounds like my undergrad days. All over the map. Makes for a colourful transcript. PFoster 13:54, 30 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Yeah.... I still have no idea, that's why I added that "for the moment" line... I'm actually struggling really bad... I've finished all my general studies classes and really need to decide on a major.... But I can't pick one SirChuckB  14:12, 30 May 2008 (EDT)

Image Editing
RE your recent comments on Human's page. Suggest you try The Gimp. It's free (apart from download time) although you'll need the help file as well & that's twice the size of the program. It's not ideal if you're used to Adobe's way of working but if you can't get the hang of it, you can just delete it & buy PSP. (You'll really need the Help File!) 21:07, 6 June 2008 (EDT)

You stole my WIGO item!!
Arrrrgghhhhhhhhh! 16:53, 28 June 2008 (EDT)


 * YES... I was going to make an edit comment of Got it first... but I didn't want to risk getting edit conflicted again. <font color="#000066" >SirChuckB  17:08, 28 June 2008 (EDT)
 * I was right behind you, so I probably would have gotten it first if you'd slowed down a bit. 17:09, 28 June 2008 (EDT)
 * I figured as much... that gem was way to good to go unoticed for long. If you have a better line, feel free to use it <font color="#000066" >SirChuckB  17:10, 28 June 2008 (EDT)
 * Not really worth nitpicking after it's been scooped. My line was just his quote -- "What use is peer review, anyway?" I couldn't make it sound any more clueless than he already did :) 17:14, 28 June 2008 (EDT)
 * True, it's hard to stupify the incredibly stupid. <font color="#000066" >SirChuckB  17:14, 28 June 2008 (EDT)

Public education
I've started an article on public education (which I'm surprised we already didn't have). I feel the article has the potential for greatness, and it touches upon so many aspects of our mission (which may not be readily apparent, given its magnificently cruddy form at the moment). Being a public school teacher, I would greatly appreciate any input you have to offer. 06:32, 2 July 2008 (EDT)
 * I thought Sir Chuck was a student? 06:35, 2 July 2008 (EDT)
 * You must be thinking of someone else. I'm pretty sure he's a teacher.   06:38, 2 July 2008 (EDT)
 * Then he should update his userpage, which reads: "I'm a College Student in Colorado (Mathematics and Psychology for the moment. Thank you for asking)". (Editor at) CP:no intelligence allowed 06:40, 2 July 2008 (EDT)
 * Gentlemen at this website! Widen your horizons! He could easily be both a teacher and a student. -- 06:42, 2 July 2008 (EDT)
 * Hallelujah, a voice of reason in this madhouse!  06:44, 2 July 2008 (EDT)
 * What? Am I supposed to be a madhouse? Or the voice of reason, maybe? Neither seem very likely.
 * You must be very tired. 06:46, 2 July 2008 (EDT)
 * Ahem, teacher or not, a student is still affected by Student Bias. I'm sure Akjeldsen is affected by it too. (Editor at) CP:no intelligence allowed 06:47, 2 July 2008 (EDT)
 * Not forgetting Student values, Student denial nor Student deceit... 06:51, 2 July 2008 (EDT)
 * And proudly so! One could even say that I am silently segueing into Academic Values, etc.! Oh noes! -- 06:51, 2 July 2008 (EDT)

(unindent) Wow, so much fighting on my page, I'm amazed and ashamed at the same time... to clear up the questions, I am still a student at Metro, however, I do work for the school system in a non-licensed compacity, so I suppose I could be considered a teacher by the general use of the word, but officially I do not have the qualifications to call myself a teacher (although I sometime do because it's easier to explain than saying I'm a Paraeducator in the ELA department) <font color="#000066" >SirChuckB  07:10, 2 July 2008 (EDT)
 * No need for concern! Chaos, RA, Ed and I are like a huge, immensely bored force of nature, indiscriminately spreading our inane chatter at random all over the wiki. -- 07:17, 2 July 2008 (EDT)
 * * Sniffs indignantly* I'll have you know I am quite discriminating in where I spread myself.  I only ooze across the highest-quality talk pages.†   04:17, 4 July 2008 (EDT)
 * † Standards of quality subject to change

Invitation
Javascap 06:43, 8 July 2008 (EDT)

Wikipedia rejects
Conservapedia:Sysops on Wikipedia ;) --Robledo 16:19, 8 July 2008 (EDT)

Alaska vacation trip
While I wish you the best in all ways, you should try to meet up with our Icewedge, if you're within, you know know, a thousand miles of him. <font color="#DD00DD" face="comic sans ms"> ħ uman  05:02, 15 July 2008 (EDT)

WIGO W
I think you forgot to provide a link to the cop-acquittal story? <font color="#DD00DD" face="comic sans ms"> ħ uman  19:06, 4 August 2008 (EDT)

Focus
"I'm a College Student in Colorado (Psychology and......possibly Music for the moment. Thank you for asking) "

Music is for fun. You don't need to pay college fees to learn it. But, by all means, learn it. I never regretted my thousand or so $15 payments to my guitar teacher. Yikes, math says that was $15 grand!!! Eh, it was probably only a few hundred lessons... Hi Chuck! <font color="#DD00DD" face="comic sans ms"> ħ uman  23:50, 24 August 2008 (EDT)
 * Yeah, I was going for Math... but I was sitting in my Calc I class and the energy and passion for the subject just wasn't there.... So I sat and said to myself "Charles, stop talking to yourself in the middle of campus, people are staring at you." (yes, it's an old, cheap joke, but I like it) and finally decided that my passion lies with music... so that's where I'm heading at the moment. <font color="#000066" >SirChuckB  23:59, 24 August 2008 (EDT)
 * Which gives me an excuse to bring up one of my favorite movies, Mr. Holland's Opus.  00:38, 25 August 2008 (EDT)
 * No harm in that passion, dude (can I call you dude?). Just don't waste college money on it.  PS, math = music theory ;) <font color="#DD00DD" face="comic sans ms"> ħ uman  00:44, 25 August 2008 (EDT)
 * To RA: Fucking awesome movie, it's on my at least twice a year list (I'd go for more, but it's hard to get through long movies twice) and to Human, A, of course you can call me dude, and B, I don't think it would be a waste, since I'm considering full time music teaching. <font color="#000066" >SirChuckB  00:52, 25 August 2008 (EDT)
 * Thanks, and sorry to hear about the vow of poverty. But if it makes you happy, how many riches are to measured in that? I wish you the best. <font color="#DD00DD" face="comic sans ms"> ħ uman  01:13, 25 August 2008 (EDT)
 * Thank you, it's good to see that someone else understands the liberal view of life (my parents sure don't) <font color="#000066" >SirChuckB  16:48, 25 August 2008 (EDT)

I'm game
So, I'd like to hear your lengthy explanation of your comment on psychic powers at the poll. I realize the poll is tricky, as these are not really necessarily yes or no questions. While I don't believe in god or ghosts, I will not completely rule out the possibility that they may exist in some form. The lengthy miscellaneous paranormal section at the bottom is particularly tricky. You're quite right about science not having an explanation for everything yet. I was trying to stay away from that view, because clearly science has not answered everything (what caused the big bang? how did life originate? are two major ones), and dark matter wasn't what I was going for either because it is a very scientific concept. I think I was going for belief (or allowance for) something that from a scientific view is not currently deemed possible. I've seen a few things I am at a loss to explain and that I would believe were impossible. I don't exactly accept or reject them, but allow for the possibility that there is a supernatural, or there is a more scientific explanation that I have just not figured out yet. I don't think I really summed up that section too well, despite the verbage. But anyway, what's your take on the psychic element? DickTurpis 02:17, 20 September 2008 (EDT)
 * By God. That's the densest, most obscure comment I've seen on this wiki.   11:57, 20 September 2008 (EDT)

Laugh
Hey dude, I had a look at ya userpage and saw that "World according to America" pic. You may get a kick outta this. You may have seen it though. Ace McWickedSubstansive comments only 06:11, 21 September 2008 (EDT)

Penguin
Sir C B, I was trying to give user talk:Bob M a penguin, but all I could come up with were some penguins mocking a polar bear. Where is that link again? Not necessarily the knight thing (although I think he might deserve that), but the sort-of-general penguin award? I lost track of teh link :( <font color="#DD00DD" face="comic sans ms"> ħ uman  04:47, 9 October 2008 (EDT)
 * The Penguin promotion one is Yeah, if you just do Penguin you get the watch out for the penguin picture :-) <font color="#000066" >SirChuckB  09:33, 9 October 2008 (EDT)

Palin Boos
Great find Chuck. BTW check your mail. <font color=Blue>Генгис   17:59, 12 October 2008 (EDT)

Boulder
You're from CO, right? or is that Bob. I'm so confused today, but anyhow. You might find this amusing. IN Boulder co, it's a 5 dollar fine to have pot on you. it's a 15 dollar fine to J-walk. now those are correct priorities. ;-)-- 16:58, 23 October 2008 (EDT)
 * Yeah, I'm down in Denver.... but that doesn't really surprise me... I saw a guy in a comedy club right after Denver de-prioritized pot. He had a great joke.  He said he always carries a gum wrapper in his pockets when he walks around smoking a joint.  He said that if the cops stop him, he the throws the wrapper on the ground and screams "litter! It takes priority." <font color="#000066" >SirChuckB  12:39, 24 October 2008 (EDT)

President
I've done the Main Page. Proxima Centauri 00:28, 5 November 2008 (EST)


 * After party at SirChuckB's place. Woot!!! - User   00:45, 5 November 2008 (EST)
 * Woohoo! (Oh God, I'm drunk and I've got class in three hours. Oh, well. Not every day you get to witness a histlorical event.) -- 00:57, 5 November 2008 (EST)
 * History actually happens quite often; every president so far is mentioned in the history books ;-) JazzMan 01:22, 5 November 2008 (EST)
 * All right, I get to host the after party.... but I think everyone is either gone or drunk... <font color="#000066" >SirChuckB  01:03, 5 November 2008 (EST)
 * I think you're right. I for one am off to bed. Good night and thank you. -- 01:08, 5 November 2008 (EST)

I don't know if there are any other fellow darkies on here with me, but I must say that I'm completely ashamed to be a black man after what we did in California
Well, I'm a barely pinkie, a greenie even when my veins show, but, yeah, Prop 8 was sad. Is it because the cullered folk resent the "civil rights" comparison? Is it because they are good churchgoing folk who hate the gheys? Is it because sometimes good people do bad things? I dunno Chuck, all I know is I feel your pain (or think I do), and hope you forgive me for the nth time for perhaps crossing a line in the interest of "barely funny" above. Peace be with you. <font color="#DD00DD" face="comic sans ms"> ħ uman  01:58, 7 November 2008 (EST)
 * Human (can I call you Hu?) It would take a lot for you to offend mem, as I've "known" you for about a year and a half now and I know you don't mean it seriously. But for sure... I get so pissed.... Do these ignorant Negros not see that Religion is exactly what racist whites used to condone slavery, Jim crow, Poll taxes, and the bans on interracial weddings?  For Goat's sake... wake up people.  And you know, I'm still waiting for someone to put forward an opposition to gay marriage that doesn't fall back onto religion. <font color="#000066" >SirChuckB  02:02, 7 November 2008 (EST)
 * I have yet to see someone who isn't outraged, pissed off or ashamed to be American because of this Prop 8 business. Fair enough, I don't know that many yanks but you'd expect I'd know enough for at least one of them to support a motion that was passed in the largest state. Maybe the entire thing was rigged or I only hang around filthy libruls, I don't know. <font color=red face="Tahoma"> A rmondiko V  User_Talk:Armondikov 03:34, 7 November 2008 (EST)

That's right, you give the Negros even the possibility of becoming members of the Mormon priesthood and conservatism goes to their heads... I'm joking. I think it's more representative of America as a whole, that your nation feels threatened by this. It's almost as bad has having your guns taken away... Wazza (Not Wazzock, Wazza)Approach the Presence 04:06, 7 November 2008 (EST)

JazzMan
The guy's here all the time, I had to change it to something. Yeah, it was low-brow, I know. Smyth 15:00, 19 November 2008 (EST)
 * Yeah maybe I should remove it. Then again, it also seems like it might be true again very, very soon. JazzMan 16:17, 19 November 2008 (EST)
 * I figured it was intended more in jest than anything, but, having worked with Special needs kids before, I'm very annoyed with using retarded as a slur... I think it's just tasteless. <font color="#000066" >SirChuckB  16:23, 19 November 2008 (EST)
 * I don't know Smyth well enough to know how it was intended, but I wasn't terribly offended. Blocks all round heal all wounds :) JazzMan 16:44, 19 November 2008 (EST)

(EC):::I understand. I wasn't planning to leave it as I find the term distasteful too, it just jumped out at me. I certainly didn't mean any offense to JazzMan either. Smyth 16:48, 19 November 2008 (EST)
 * I figured it was probably just a simple misunderstanding.... Hence, no blocks or angry messages, just a sarcatic edit comment (but I'm good for those). No reason to go crazy over it.. <font color="#000066" >SirChuckB  16:49, 19 November 2008 (EST)
 * GRRRRRR HULK SMASH! Ok that was lame, but the lack of vocal inflection on the internet really hampers my style. JazzMan 19:07, 19 November 2008 (EST)

Photo editing
Have you tried Gimp? tmtoulouse 13:45, 11 December 2008 (EST)
 * Definitely try the Gimp its free although it will take a little getting used to but is as good as P'shop IMHO. Just Google Download Gimp. Fortinbrass 13:48, 11 December 2008 (EST)
 * I use an old version of Paint Shop Pro (v 6 or so). It's not as powerful as Photoshop, but it's still pretty darn useful.  Lots of functions, customizable toolbar, supports layers in its native format, can save in all popular formats, also has "animation shop" for making ani-gifs.  Lots of various older versions on sale on line for small dollars from what I recall from a search a while back.  I built Trent's pretty barnstar using it. <font color="#DD00DD" face="comic sans ms"> ħ uman  13:56, 11 December 2008 (EST)
 * Paintshop Pro's OK as is Photoshop elements - if you're used to P'shop itself then that might be the way to go. Fortinbrass 14:04, 11 December 2008 (EST)
 * Bah. JazzMan 14:04, 11 December 2008 (EST)
 * Jazz, you do realise that you've just admitted using a pirate copy of P'shop? Fortinbrass 14:07, 11 December 2008 (EST)
 * Meh. Prove I wasn't joking. JazzMan 16:38, 11 December 2008 (EST)
 * Don't care. I think Adobe's pricing is disgusting & they deserve to be ripped off. I ran a ripped off P'shop 7 for years but wouldn't pay the price they're asking. I'm a Gimpoholic now although there's nothing wrong with Elements & Paintshop Pro. Fortinbrass 16:43, 11 December 2008 (EST)
 * I wouldn't ever pay for Photoshop, because it's too annoying for me to use. If I ever seriously need a photoediting program for something other than online D&D games, I wouldn't be looking there anyway, so they aren't losing any money from me. But Dreamweaver (now owned by the same people) is simply disgusting. It's an amazing program, but the cheapest version is like 500 bucks. Start selling a $50 "home version" and you bet I'll be the first one to buy it. Until then... JazzMan 16:49, 11 December 2008 (EST)
 * That's the problem with a lot of programs.... Anyone fellow Music composers know about Finale. It's like the Photoshop of Music comp programs.  The running tag is $450 for the full version <font color="#000066" >SirChuckB  16:58, 11 December 2008 (EST)
 * Yep. A music major friend of mine who does a lot of composition told me about it so I thought I'd look it up. Yowzah I like to fiddle around with music, but at that rate I won't have any money left over for the fiddle! JazzMan 17:02, 11 December 2008 (EST)
 * Try tabledit - built as a guitar tab writing program, it converts back and forth to music notation, will play your stuff with all repeats etc., has a drum tab, allows (obviously) multiple instruments. Demo version (watermarks printouts) - free.  Wanna buy it? $50.  If you ever go listen to my mp3s, I laid down the drum and bass tracks using it. <font color="#DD00DD" face="comic sans ms"> ħ uman  19:59, 11 December 2008 (EST)
 * Human haz mp3s? JazzMan 20:06, 11 December 2008 (EST)

(unindent) Not to mention, Finale runs the Adobe route and once a new version comes out, they drop most services for the older editions. In other words, every couple of years you have to fork over another 400 dollars to get any kind of upkeep and help with issues. <font color="#000066" >SirChuckB  17:08, 11 December 2008 (EST)
 * Ew gross. Software is a really interesting market. JazzMan 17:14, 11 December 2008 (EST)
 * It's a great racket if you can get into it. <font color="#000066" >SirChuckB  17:50, 11 December 2008 (EST)
 * I downloaded Gimp last night, but I'm not really feeling it at the moment... Do I just need a little more time to adjust or should I start looking at other avenues? <font color="#000066" >SirChuckB  15:46, 12 December 2008 (EST)

BTW.... GOOD LUCK with your own blag!
Feel free to e-mail me or contact me at my site once yours is set up, and if you have any questions. Good luck!!!- 13:11, 15 January 2009 (EST)

The Jinx baiting image on your userbox
So, I just deleted the image used in the Jinx baiting article that was also on your userbox, you might want to replace it (or find a convenient excuse to keep the other one). NightFlare 06:04, 28 January 2009 (EST)
 * I think we "sort of" decided that a version of the image that is only suitable for uxb use is ok to have on here? IE, resize it to about 50 px wide and upload it that way? <font color="#DD00DD" face="comic sans ms"> ħ uman  16:25, 28 January 2009 (EST)
 * I actually found another picture somewhat similar that may work.... I'm just trying to track down the ownership <font color="#000066" >SirChuckB  18:55, 28 January 2009 (EST)

Blog
You asked for help with a name for your blog a while back. Have you started it? <font color=Blue>Генгис   03:21, 21 February 2009 (EST)

☠
'Something CAN be done about it' be a Scientology slogan, from an old LRH speech. Turnabout an' snarky use of it against them an' all 'at, matey. ☠ 14:05, 24 February 2009(EST)
 * Yarr. EddyP 14:11, 24 February 2009 (EST)

Jindal
I wasn't able to watch, what happened. someone on Kos said there was an off mike "oh my god", but they didn't say to WHAT. I hate having to read this. hehe-- 22:49, 24 February 2009 (EST)
 * The Oh my God was someone reacting when he swaggered his way up to the podium.... Mostly he was just a Republican Jackass... One highpoint was when he brought up the imaginary monorail from Las Vegas to Disneyland and then he mocked Volcano Monitering...... When Alaska has been on alert for three weeks due to the active Volcano right outside Anchorage..... <font color="#000066" >SirChuckB  23:30, 24 February 2009 (EST)

Psst. . ..
Look here. --"C, U Rthe, ing. 17:06, 25 February 2009 (EST)
 * Sigh, ok. 1.... TK and others are compulsive readers of RW, so crowing about your subversive editing does nothing but attract attention to yourself. 2, please refrain from cluttering my talk page with your inane wandalism, it's not that interesting and 3, As a parodist, you need a lot of work.... Everything you did was incredibly obvious. In other news, TK, if you're reading this: You're still a prick. <font color="#000066" >SirChuckB  17:21, 25 February 2009 (EST)

Watchmen
Will there ever be a good Alan Moore film? Totnesmartin 04:39, 7 March 2009 (EST)

Thanks
Thanks for sorting out the WIGO EC between Baraki and myself. Silver Sloth 12:00, 11 March 2009 (EDT)
 * No problem, There was one from me in there as well.... I think multiple people made the same point in a wigo at the same time. I don't know how mine didn't EC though. It was weird. <font color="#000066" >SirChuckB  12:04, 11 March 2009 (EDT)

WIGO
Hey man, thanks for fixing and adding shits'n'giggls to the WIGO I posted. I am very hungover and extremely uninspired. Also, if accuse me of being Jinx like again I'll insert a large garden gnome in you. Good day! Ace McWickedRevolt 17:48, 24 March 2009 (EDT)
 * Ace Ace Ace, you misunderstand me. I don't think you're anything like Jinx, but if anything represents Jinx style, it's string swears together while not being very clear on your intent. :-)  Actually, your WIGO was a little too clean for Jinx.  Not to mention Ace baiting doesn't sound like fun at all. <font color="#000066" >SirChuckB  18:33, 24 March 2009 (EDT)
 * Alright then, no need for the garden gnome enama. Ace baiting seems to be fun as far as my girlfriend is concerned though. She has had far to little beating recently me thinks. Ace McWickedRevolt 19:10, 24 March 2009 (EDT)

Some crap I posted in all caps at WIGO CP?
As far as I know, you're the only "darkie" on this site (Please forgive the phrase!!!). I hope you won't take my use of that disgusting term personally. It was meant as parody, but I know the internet sometimes ain't so great at tellin' jokes. So I came here to apologize in advance of whatever crap I wrote elsewhere.

Feel free to chastise me as necessary. <font color="#DD00DD" face="comic sans ms"> ħ uman  04:56, 3 April 2009 (EDT)
 * Ok, now that I see what you're talking about (I think you mean WIGO ASK, not WIGO CP) I must say I'm offended at such a huge set up for such a minor joke.... If I get apologies, at leat drop an N Bomb or something.... Jeez.... :) :) <font color="#000066" >SirChuckB  11:27, 3 April 2009 (EDT)

BOOM!
I quite enjoyed reading the blog post. Good luck with further entries! (and are you intending on upgrading the image at the top at any point?) <font color=red face="Tahoma"> A rmondiko V  User_Talk:Armondikov 15:54, 10 April 2009 (EDT)
 * thank you, if the first post is any indication, it'll be a lot of fun. And yes, I will eventually get a better image.  that was just something quick I whipped out on photoshop so I could have something better than a wall of text.
 * I was doodling this a few days ago and for some reason thought of your header... I don't know why as, whatever it is, it hasn't gone off yet. 15:53, 28 April 2009 (UTC)

Notoriety
TK blocked my legitimate, non-vandal account over at Conservapedia - in his edit summary he said "bye-bye, SirChuckB!" (or something of that sort) and then gave the standard rundown of my IP and where I live (wonderful...). Now why in the world would he think that? MIP has actually signed in - 15:58, 10 April 2009 (EDT)
 * I don't know, but I would love to save that for my personal records.... What's the address so I can screencap it? <font color="#000066" >SirChuckB  16:32, 10 April 2009 (EDT)
 * El link MIP has actually signed in - 18:21, 10 April 2009 (EDT)

International Piracy?
The saloon bar thing seems a little harsh: am I missing something? I'm generally in favour of anything that prevents the "scientific" slaughter of whales (and their completely coincidental appearance in burgers a couple of weeks later), and although the methods Greenpeace employ can be a little dodgy, I've always considered them to be amongst the good-guys. Am I wrong? Silvermute 04:39, 12 April 2009 (EDT)
 * They are, but they aren't 'rational,' therefore they are 'evil.' Go figure. -- 12:16, 12 April 2009 (EDT)
 * Greenpeace are mostly considered a joke among people who take the subject of environmentalism seriously, one of their founders Patrick Moore (the non-xylophone one) quit and now hates them because they've just become some sort of shitty political movement rather than concentrating on serious environmental issues. And when you watch the videos of Sea Shepard trying to ram other ships, you'll see why they're more of a menace than anything else. <font color=red face="Tahoma"> A rmondiko V  User_Talk:Armondikov 12:26, 12 April 2009 (EDT)
 * They've just discovered the joys of being pirates, that's all. Avast! EddyP 12:30, 12 April 2009 (EDT)
 * Nonsense, they're only doing it because they're committed to combating global warming! --Kels 12:34, 12 April 2009 (EDT)
 * I agree with some of the work they're trying to do, but their methods are degusting. Piracy is piracy, whether you're holding crews for ransom or just trying to interupt normal shipping routes.  <font color="#000066" >SirChuckB  14:52, 12 April 2009 (EDT)

Next time, jackass....
...have the fuckin' stones to leave it in. I can take it. CreamTwoSugars 14:04, 16 April 2009 (EDT)
 * It has nothing to do with stones, you little fucktard. I took it out because I decided I didn't need to be so combative.... Go fuck yourself. <font color="#000066" >SirChuckB  14:15, 16 April 2009 (EDT)

Timeclock program
Have you tried googling "timeclock program" or some such? "Time clock shareware"? Yeah, the second one brings up a lot... 02:46, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
 * Yeah, I did that... But most of them are either really expensive (like 150 and over) or include a bunch of features that I don't need, but are required to enter during set up like taxes and pay period and such 03:13, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
 * Dig through tucows? There are often very small simple aps there? "Shareware", by the way, is "free"...  03:17, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
 * What about the mediawiki thing that does timestamps? Here's what five tildes get you 07:02, 2 May 2009 (UTC)...and here's threeCЯacke ®
 * What exactly does it need to do? Just a program that displays a clock, and when your employees enter/leave they click a button that logs their time? 13:17, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
 * Not sure if you could use the Internet or not but is this sort of what you meant... 14:05, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

Sorry to hear of your shift in status.
Sucks. Colorado should start a "comeback" sooner than later... but that doesn't help you now.-- 19:02, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

South Park
Don't worry about the South Park thing! I didn't, and I honestly wasn't offended that it was deleted; if it's not in line with the mission statements then you've every right to delete it. Besides it was CUR that deleted it originally, I was the one that deleted it after it was restored, seeing as it was causing such controversy. Don't sweat it mate :) thanks for the message. Also I love Chuck Berry. Legend. 13:07, 15 May 2009 (UTC)

Dynamite...?
Very good article. I like the biblical reference to fire-extinguisher-related murder... ah, Deuteronomy... 10:12, 17 May 2009 (UTC)

Brusque
I apologise if I came across a little brusque, it just pains me when I see men beating themselves over a situation with a woman that deserves no beating. Having been there myself many times, and learnt many important lessons, I dislike seeing people unhappy over things they cannot change. Peace. Ace McWickedi9 08:05, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

Evening (Early morning where I am actually...)
I've just realised I haven't seen you around the innerwebs for a while. Hope all is well. Godspeed. 01:09, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

Guy walks into a bar...
Hey, have you been doing any more stand-up comedy lately? You have some good material, from what I saw of your stint at the Improv. 02:50, 1 October 2009 (UTC)

Show some balls!
I sure hope you meant that metaphorically. 21:13, 27 January 2010 (UTC)
 * Oh god yes. Don't spring things like that on me.... You're gonna give me a complex.  21:23, 27 January 2010 (UTC)

OS
What do you use? 17:11, 8 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Depends on the computer I'm on. I run XP on my desktop and Vista on my laptop.  Why do you ask?  17:38, 8 February 2010 (UTC)
 * I would have thought you'd use Gentoo Linux. 17:42, 8 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Funny :) But I like Windows.  19:18, 8 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Hahaha. Good joke. 22:29, 13 February 2010 (UTC)

WHAT?!
You're black?! I joke, I know... 01:43, 18 March 2010 (UTC)
 * I know, I was shocked too..... I didn't even know till I was like 15 or 16.... and Congratulations Josh. You created the 51st (official) section on my usertalk, which is the threshold I set for archiving.  Hip hip...... Hooray!  03:36, 18 March 2010 (UTC)
 * That's funny, because when I saw the length of this pig I was thinking "why doesn't this melamin-enhanced person archive his shit ever?" 03:41, 18 March 2010 (UTC)
 * I saw you in your stand up video and thought you just had a really sweet tan... I have an archive a year for my talk page. Makes me look popular. People see it and go, "ooh, he has three archives! He must be popular!" Impressive also, that I archive annually, have only been here for a year yet have 3 archives. 12:25, 19 March 2010 (UTC)

Why would anyone be a fruedian?
Talk about outdated... yeash --Opcn (talk) 17:20, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Well I could be Humanistic, but then I'd have to brush my teeth every ten minutes to counter the shit flying out. 17:23, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
 * You can still study Freudian psychology? Wow, is that anywhere near the geocentricism block? :3 18:02, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
 * It's basically mandatory if you do anything related to lit theory. 18:03, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
 * o_______________O 18:06, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Oh, you wacky humanities people. What will you think of next? 18:09, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Hopefully something a bit more intuitive than deconstruction... 18:14, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
 * I Googled that, and my brain is now broken. I have maths to do. I hate you. 18:20, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Easy explanation here 18:22, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
 * For the love of goat, please tell me you don't do this. 18:33, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Haha, no. It's a hobby, not a career. Although, if I get good enough... 18:35, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
 * I read lit stuff and I have never had to work with postmodern criticism or obsolete psychology. 18:38, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
 * Freudian imagery is important when reading early 20th century authors, since that's when Freud's ideas were at the height of popularity; deconstruction is an important part of Po-mo. 18:41, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
 * OK fair enough, but that's not 'anything related to lit theory'. 18:44, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
 * See here 18:46, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

Say it ain't so, Chuck...
Reliable sources inform me that "African Americans...often ridicule poor whites as 'white trash.'"

What the fuck? I thought we were friends. &mdash; Sincerely, Neveruse / Talk / Block 17:40, 11 May 2010 (UTC)
 * Sorry Neveruse, it's true... We Negros hate all white people. 01:49, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
 * And I just hate everyone. Acei9 01:52, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
 * We know Ace, we know. 02:01, 12 May 2010 (UTC)