Recipe talk:Cuzco Guinea Pig

This makes me sad and depressed. STAY AWAY FROM MY PIGS! --ויִכִּ נתֶּר ֶפּ רֶ תֵּ ר  שְׁלֹום!
 * :-) What?  Guinea pig is very good, and I cannot seem to find it in the US.  Alot of the petstore pigs are too damn small.  So, uh, how big are yours?Prof0705 15:50, 29 May 2007 (CDT)
 * Fifty foot long, and seventy five wide. You should be staying away from them. Oh, and they're all also named after prominent Mensheviks; Trotsky, Noe, et al. --ויִכִּ נתֶּר ֶפּ רֶ תֵּ ר  שְׁלֹום!

Guinea Pig / Goat Equivalence
The recipe says "1 guinea pig, de-haired, gutted, and cleaned (if your pet store gets suspicious, try goat)", but aren't goats, y'know, much much bigger than guinea pigs? Do I need to change any of the other quantities if I substitute a goat for the guinea pig? --jtl talk 18:14, 5 June 2007 (CDT)
 * For a young kid, treble all ingredients.DocSock 18:53, 5 June 2007 (CDT)