Fun:Conservapedia, The Musical/Little Known Facts

Andy Do you see that thing? It's called a fir tree. It's holobaramin is the trees. And God made it, just the way we see it now.

Sharon I never knew that before. That's very interesting.

Andy Do you see this rock? It is a rock. It will never ever ever evolve Into a human. And also it's less than 6,000 years old

Sharon Wow, this is all really fascinating stuff.

A Scientist Now Andy, I don't mean to interefere, but-

Andy And see this law? The second of thermodynamics? It disproves evolution But they won't admit it. And you know how we Have this thing called morality? Evolution denies that So it must not be true.

Sharon Is that so?

Andy That's right. All those people who believe in Evolution do it just to avoid having to believe in God And take accountability for their actions.

A Scientist Oh, good grief.

Andy You know this thing Called radiometric dating? It is unreliable, It can't be trusted. And because of that Lack of evidence We know the earth Is less than 6,000 years old.

Do you see that gap Called the Grand Canyon? It was made, in a day By the Great Flood. We know this because the Bible says it's so.

A Scientist Andy, how can you say that?! I'm sorry, but I can't stand idly by and listen to-

Andy And way up there, The little stars and planets Were made in a day, Like the bible says. And in the night we can see them shining, Because the speed of light Has decayed.

A Scientist Now Andy, I know that's wrong. The speed of light is constant in a vacuum and you have no evidence to say it was ever faster than we know it is now.

Andy We know the speed of light must have decayed, because otherwise we wouldn't be able to see all these stars that were created less than 6,000 years ago by God!

A Scientist Oh, good grief!

Sharon Andy, why is a scientist banging his head against that tree?

Andy To come in contact with God's creation. The world is less than 6,000 years old. Always believe what you're told As long as it's coming from me. These are little known facts That now You know! (Oh, and always remember to TRUS ME...)