Fun:Liberal Tools

These are the liberal tools as seen by conservatives, in a proposed order of priority (if you are a liberal then feel free to add your tool to the list):


 * 1) Saying that they are more intelligent than conservatives, even though they are not even close.
 * 2) Not believing the things conservatives believe.
 * 3) Respecting other people's religious perspectives.
 * 4) Capturing and mind-controlling youth.
 * 5) Sowing division among conservatives.
 * 6) Mocking conservative interpretations of science
 * 7) Using the term "conservative" as a pejorative.
 * 8) Censorship of classroom prayer and the enormous insights it yields
 * 9) Complex mathematics.
 * 10) Complex anything.
 * 11) Humour.
 * 12) Sex.
 * 13) Incorrect, un-American Commonwealth spelling.
 * 14) Reverting of article edits that don't agree with their views.
 * 15) Annoyingly correct interpretation of things conservatives don't understand.
 * 16) Hammers and sickles.
 * 17) Use of French or other disgusting foreign languages.
 * 18) Approving of mud-people.
 * 19) Quotes and references, use of evidence in general.
 * 20) Using "centi" meters, "grams", and "liters" instead of good ole 'murkin feet and pounds and pints.
 * 21) Use of the scientific method.
 * 22) Claiming Relativity and Relativism are actually two distinct concepts.
 * 23) The (Lamestream) Meejah.
 * 24) Claiming that empirical evidence means something without providing any evidence that it does.
 * 25) Ridiculous idea that faith and science can coexist.
 * 26) Belief that a 3 word slogan (such as Abortion is Murder, Cut and Run, or even Save the Whales) cannot address the true complexity of an issue.
 * 27) Belief that a 4 word slogan (such as Make Love Not War) can address the true complexity of an issue.
 * 28) French Freedom fries.
 * 29) The United Nations.
 * 30) Saying that Global warming is real and presenting false yet convincing evidence that it is happening and man is causing it.
 * 31) Taxes on rich people
 * 32) Converting teenagers to homosexuality
 * 33) Undermining democracy by letting women vote
 * 34) Destroying the Republic by mandating the popular election of US Senators
 * 35) Desecrating the constitution by implying that illegal immigrants are still entitled to equal protection under the law
 * 36) Arguing with facts
 * 37) Establishment of a New World Order
 * 38) Atheism.
 * 39) Blatant head-in-the-sand refusal to accept the TruthTM.
 * 40) Repeating points without declaration in order to make the number appear greater (19;31)
 * 41) WIGO
 * 42) Some members of RationalWiki are liberal tools.