User talk:My wiki-fu is eminently defeatable

Come on Freddie, give us some original wandalism, if you must waste your time. Bondurant 12:26, 17 September 2008 (EDT)
 * Yes, he is quite repetitive isn't he? He could at least attempt something funny or original. Frankly, I never cease to be disappointed by the quality of the vandalism here.--Bobbing up 14:24, 17 September 2008 (EDT)
 * Maybe his brain can't process new ideas?  15:42, 17 September 2008 (EDT)
 * You want original vandalism? YOU MOTHERFUCKING SHIT CRAP LAISSEZ-FAIRE SONS OF OYSTER HYBRIDS WANT M********* ORIGINAL VANDALISM? WHY, I OUGHTA TRACE YOUR IP, FIND YOUR ADDRESS, AND LEAVE A DOLLAR UNDER YOUR DORMAT! I OUGHTA LOOK YOU UP ON GOOGLE MAPS AND POST UNFLATTERING COMMENTS ABOUT YOUR HOUSE ON FACEBOOK! I OUGHTA ADD YOUR USERNAME TO URBANDICTIONARY! I OUGHTA UPLOAD THE HEAD OF BOB BARKER! I...I...


 * (*Regains composure*)


 * Ahem. Well, then. Sometime in the near future, I'll see if I can oblige you.


 * Sincerely: A lurker who is not Fred, Drew Pickles, My Password is ________, or whatever the hell other vandals you've got around here.


 * P.S. I am sorry I called you all Laissez Faire. I did not mean to get so abusive. I fear the humidity is getting to me.