HeavenO

HeavenO or Heaven-O is a church-approved breakfast cereal meaningless greeting coined by Leonso Canales, Jr. of Kingsville, Texas, and promoted by a few fundamentalist wingnuts as a "more positive" alternative to "hello".

The intention is to avoid "hello"'s negative connotations of Hell (despite the fact that such connotations would not occur to most level-headed people and the two words aren't related anyway) and replace it with a supposedly more inspiring reference to Heaven. As Canales' website proclaims, "The 'O' is not enough to hide the most negative word (Hell) printed in every dictionary", while the "Universal greeting 'HeavenO' is a symbol of Peace, Friendship and Welcome."

In 1997, Canales successfully persuaded officials of Kleberg County, Texas], to officially adopt "HeavenO" as the county's preferred form of greeting. Subsequently, the greeting has grown in popularity within Texas and beyond, being adopted by some businesses as the correct way to greet customers. However, Canales' right to promote the word as his own invention has been challenged by others who claimed to have used it previously.

Etymology
Of course there is no etymological link at all between the words "Hell" and "hello", the latter deriving from "hallo",, which ultimately comes the Old French "hola", which literally means "Ahoy there".

Linguistic arguments such as these are one source of criticism of the "HeavenO" trend, along with the fact it's more than a little bit silly. Other common objections among more sensible Texans include "What's wrong with, 'Howdy, y'all?'"

Similar examples
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Non-examples
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