User:Noah Snark

Userboxen to create on real computer when bored not busy: Long time lurker, finally wanted access to more tools, may now possibly be of use (most likely inadvertently) to someone (not necessarily here). Noah Snark (talk) 20:22, 9 January 2016 (UTC)
 * is an apatheist
 * does not inhale
 * always RTFM
 * speaks and respects several dialects of English when editing
 * owns five style books (but is not yet fluent in Turabian DON'T JUDGE ME OK?)
 * will probably make more spelling and syntax edits than anything
 * maintains lab notebooks in a possibly obsessive state of organization
 * is Slayer of Word Salads, Inflictor of Pain Puns Alliteration