User:Laurogeita Hamabost/We need a draft

A nice cold draft beer

Let's draft Elizabeth Warren

into the military.

We need a draft if we want to fight those coming wars

Look, this policy proposal to draft Elizabeth Warren on the presidential ticket is only a draft, you know? But if we had a draft, the young people would care again where we fight our wars. Now, they are just sitting in their craft beer bars drinking draft beer and taking stuff that brings others behind bars.

Seriously though, shut the door, I can't stand the draft.

And if the word draft has lost all meaning to you, congratulations.