Conservapedia:What is going on at CP?/April 2011

April 2011
Andy's firmly aboard the birther bandwagon and accuses the nasty, liberal Christian Science Monitor of playing the race card. Oh and some non-sequitur about David Letterman. Jpatt: The Justice Department has fined Wendy's $17,000 for refusing to hire illegal aliens, meaning they are from another planet. Source article: The people were refused employment because they were non-citizens. Gentlemen, I give you the Conservapedia Pro-life project! Side note to Andy: The world might have been better off had Hitler been aborted. Update : Meh! Conservative Riddle: Q: How does Andy make a page on birthright citizenship "much improved"? A: By claiming it doesn't exist Andy: Here, Mr. (future President?!) Trump, let me move that goalpost for you. UPDATE: Luckily Orly Taitz is there to keep Andy's hopes alive. Koward wonders how Obama's moderate presidency will end in a mountain of skulls, just like Pol Pot. Where will Obama hide two million skulls? Perhaps he opened up the FEMA concentration camps without anyone noticing.

Barack Obama: "Here, have a birth certificate." Conservapedia: "And what do you want us to do with this information?"

More Royal Wedding fun! In wingnut land: Obama is snubbed by British royals because of his poor gift-giving skills. Reality: William & Kate eschew gifts for donations to charity. Some silly liberal thinks iPads are killing jobs! Haha, surely we conservatives are above making such arbitrary connections.

Now that we've seen RobS' complete inability to articulate an idea coherently or even take positions consistent with what bits of his worldview he does manage to communicate, it's no surprise he says Obama is stupid for defending people against their corrupt government but is a bastard for not defending people against their corrupt government. Andy: Obama isn't invited to the royal wedding, probably because of his rudeness towards the Brits. Source: Obama isn't invited to the royal wedding because of the security costs of protecting the president. Andy: Notable lamestream media figures are desperately trying to marginalize criticism of Barack Obama by not being birthers. Who are these dirty liberals? Michele Bachmann and Eric Cantor. Yes, Jpatt, the trustworthy encyclopedia should have a trustworthy quote that declares that there is no leader in the country. Resident seditionist: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template:Mainpageright&diff=862836&oldid=862816 OMG!! A 2004 AP report says Obama was "Kenyan-born!"] Snopes: Oh dear, another birther moron. Andy: "Nothing to see here folks." HSMom: "Can anyone provide any references for this entirely unreferenced science article"? DouglasA: Do not dare to ask for science references!   In fact, no-one must ever ask the question again! HSMom: These articles are copy/pasted from .gov websites. Koward: And just why are you complaining, instead of fixing the stuff that I so lazily copy/pasted, bitch? <votecp poll=wigo4161 closed="yes">Damned if you do... Resident seditionist Jpatt thinks that Obama's support of the anti-Gaddafi rebels is part of his Muslim agenda. God knows what he'd think if Obama supported Gaddafi instead.

<votecp poll=wigo4160 closed="yes">Conservapedia in a nutshell: Inserting accurate Bush quotes in the Bush article is "liberal vandalism" for which seditionist Jpatt, who "would like to see the military remove Obama" from office, will without the least sense of irony sentence you to 5 years hard labor for "inserting false information." <votecp poll=wigo4159 closed="yes">In yet another stunning twist, Jan the "Riviter" becomes Jan the RINO. <votecp poll=wigo4158 closed="yes">Andy: I believe these absurd and useless college majors exist, because they sound absurd and useless. <votecp poll=wigo4157 closed="yes">It only takes a vocabulary of about 100 words to coach a soccer team. According to Andy, that makes soccer a socialist sport.

<votecp poll=wigo4156 closed="yes">The dumbing down of CP continues, courtesy of Ed Poor. What next, "Giant Men with One Eye" instead of Cyclopes? <votecp poll=wigo4155 closed="yes">Well known liberal Bill O'Reilly is covering for that shifty bastard Obama <votecp poll=wigo4154 closed="yes">Calling for an armed uprising against the government. Sedition: Now a conservative value. UPDATE: Jpatt clarifies: "Yes, I am calling for a military coup." <votecp poll=wigo4153 closed="yes">Andy on Trump: "His unscripted, abrasive, arrogant style may be just what voters want." A well-founded analysis from someone whose own unscripted, abrasive, arrogant style has endeared him to both voters and editors at his blog.

<votecp poll=wigo4151 closed="yes">Karajou:That shifty bastard Obama won't tell us his social security number! <votecp poll=wigo4150 closed="yes">User: I kindly ask that my account be deleted after realizing how much scholarly pathetic satire featuring flying kittens there is on this site because I am more than that. Andy: Your logical criticism Parthian shot is unpersuasive and you're a liberal. 🇰🇪: The atheist is just selfish. Then Ed saves the best for last: ...You just insult us and refuse to help out on our popular, well-researched and comprehensive articles and I have tried so hard but those liberals don't want anyone checking their work or removing errors! <votecp poll=wigo4149 closed="yes">According to Andy, racial tolerance and diversity are liberal concepts... actually, that makes a lot of sense. <votecp poll=wigo4148 closed="yes">Yesterday: Those dirty liberals would rather shut down the government than compromise! Today: Look at all of these stubborn affirmative tea-partiers who refused to compromise give in! <votecp poll=wigo4147 closed="yes"> Apparently 35% of public schools are overweight! Naïve user: This makes no sense. Andy: You are wrong; allow me to not really explain why. <votecp poll=wigo4146 closed="yes">Conservapedia, basically synonymous with subtle reverse psychology. <votecp poll=wigo4145 closed="yes">The CONSERVATIVE House cuts spending, and thus JOBS ARE CREATED. Yay Conserv-wait, hold on. Turns out they were only part-time jobs. Yeah, that's Obama's fault. <votecp poll=wigo4144 closed="yes">Give it up liberals! We have a 13% lead on the election that's just 19 months away! <votecp poll=wigo4143 closed="yes">Andy Schlafly creates an irony singularity by claiming, in a news post beginning with the words "The lamestream media", that mainstream media is "stepping up its biased headlines". <votecp poll=wigo4142 closed="yes">Yay! With 94% counted, the conservative is ahead of the filthy liberal (who spent loads of money). Oh my!!! With 99% counted, the conservative still has a slight edge over the filthy liberal (who spent loads of money). SILENCE the liberal is ahead after counting finishes. REALITY conservative groups spent 37% more than liberal ones. UPDATE We never said them things. MORE UPDATE It's a stunning Conservative upset!. SILENCE AGAIN: "Oooops, I found 14,000 votes under this cushion", County Clerk says, and not for the first time. <votecp poll=wigo4141 closed="yes">[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Special:Log&page=User%3ADMorris Cheerleader hater DMorris gets promoted. Just what CP needs isn't, another hateful and closed minded admin?] <votecp poll=wigo4140 closed="yes">"Don't be sorry, just get it right." Because of advice like that, User #188, your "Father of the Year" Award is being shipped as we speak.

<votecp poll=wigo4138 closed="yes">More misogyny from Ed Poor: Woman Scientists? Can't be many of those. <votecp poll=wigo4137 closed="yes">CP's priorities at work. Obama's TV ratings are down makes "In the News". Obama is officially running for re-election goes unmentioned. <votecp poll=wigo4136 closed="yes">Only Ken could take Birtherism to new levels of stupidity: "Does Barack Obama's birth certificate declare him to be an atheist or have "no religion"? Did Obama spend close to a million dollars in legal fees to keep his birth certificate private because it declares him to be an atheist or to have no religion?" <votecp poll=wigo4135 closed="yes">One down 279 to go!

<votecp poll=wigo4134 closed="yes">How does Andyland react to a DDoS attack and resulting worldwide 403 blocks? "Conservapedia has broken its March record for the number of unique visitors!!" <votecp poll=wigo4133 closed="yes">Andy: [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template%3AMainpageright&action=historysubmit&diff=859870&oldid=859851 Barack Obama finally produces his birth certificate! ] lawls!