User talk:Me

Welcome to the Dollhouse!  ħ uman  18:04, 28 December 2008 (EST)
 * Thank you. Me 21:24, 2 January 2009 (EST)
 * I am quite amazed that that name went nearly 2 years without being taken.  Phantom Hoover  12:23, 3 January 2009 (EST)
 * So am I.  02:35, 5 January 2009 (EST)

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Congratulations my self-centered friend! (Well, your name is "Me".) You have the pleasure of joining the scum of the earth—that's right, you are now a sysop!

Here is your bucket, mop, and instruction manual. If they look slightly used, that's okay. The last two three sysops who were given them all died horrible, painful deaths (ebola, I think). But that's just coincidence—it's not a pattern until its happened three four times, right? 02:42, 5 January 2009 (EST)

Enjoy! 02:42, 5 January 2009 (EST)