Fun talk:Railroad woo

I like this. I hope it's not part of the funspace cleanup project-- 00:01, 21 October 2011 (UTC)
 * Anyone who attempts to add this to the funspace cleanup project will be kidnapped for a little fishing trip and fed to the toilet sharks. Secret Squirrel (talk) 00:07, 21 October 2011 (UTC)

Alleged railway announcement
This is #probably# an urban myth but:

On occasion the UK train/underground 'official and driver announcements' are given an amusing tone - and on one occasion (supposedly) it was announced that 'The next train to arrive on Platform X is Thomas the Tank engine.'

Would links to various of the 'lists of railway excuses' on the web be appropriate here? 86.191.88.188 (talk) 10:59, 9 August 2017 (UTC)