User:NightFlare/Schlafly quote generator v3.0

Sandbox for v3.0, the idea is to replace the v2.0 generator's "phrases" with randomly chosen templates, resulting in basically the same thing, but without the small parts that are constantly there such as "I looked at your contributions" and not necessarily in the same order.

From v2.0
 * User:NightFlare/Schlafly quote generator v3.0/User statement - Is that your real name?
 * User:NightFlare/Schlafly quote generator v3.0/Opening shot - You're clueless!
 * User:NightFlare/Schlafly quote generator v3.0/User actions - Your use of "BCE" and "CE" denies historical basis.
 * User:NightFlare/Schlafly quote generator v3.0/User characterization - You're against Conservapedia
 * User:NightFlare/Schlafly quote generator v3.0/Good source - The bible.
 * User:NightFlare/Schlafly quote generator v3.0/Bad source - The BC.
 * User:NightFlare/Schlafly quote generator v3.0/Good policy - Creationism.
 * User:NightFlare/Schlafly quote generator v3.0/Bad thing - Breast cancer
 * User:NightFlare/Schlafly quote generator v3.0/Random assertion - Humor did not exist prior to Christianity.
 * User:NightFlare/Schlafly quote generator v3.0/Valediction - I have to run an errand but want to you everyone know that it's only productive to discuss something with somebody who has an open mind.
 * User:NightFlare/Schlafly quote generator v3.0/Godspeed! - Godspeed in your efforts to find someone else to debate you.

Workspace

 * User:NightFlare/Schlafly quote generator v3.0/Bad policy - Affirmative action, teaching evolution, public schooling.
 * User:NightFlare/Schlafly quote generator v3.0/Good thing - Freedom, health.
 * User:NightFlare/Schlafly quote generator v3.0/Denial statement - You even deny, you might as well deny, only liberals deny.
 * User:NightFlare/Schlafly quote generator v3.0/Good people - Conservatives, republicans.
 * User:NightFlare/Schlafly quote generator v3.0/Bad people - Liberals, vandals.
 * User:NightFlare/Schlafly quote generator v3.0/Promoting verb - Promotes, encourages.
 * User:NightFlare/Schlafly quote generator v3.0/Demoting verb - Prevents, discourages.