User talk:RWRW/Conservatives and Right-wingers alliance/Archive1

Nonsense
In the absence of any approval requirement or process, I declare myself to be a member. Also, in the absence of any appointment or promotion process, I declare myself to be membership secretary. Thirdly, in the absence of any declared parameters for the title, I declare the role of party resident to be purely honorary, with no power do change policy, approve memberships or expel members. So, who wants to join up (anybody can join, regardless of political stance) and discuss policy and tactics? Wilder Bicycle 19:29, 7 February 2018 (UTC)
 * Hi there. Welcome to the party and congrats on your (automatic) promotion. I must say though you are mistaken about the rest. The office of President was not designed to be honorary and, whilst I don't intend on stopping people from joining, I will expel people who do not have the party's best interests at heart. --Right-wing RationalWiki (talk) 20:03, 7 February 2018 (UTC)
 * If you didn't intend it, you shouldn't have let it happen. As Membership Secretary I have sole control over who is and is not a member, Mr Honorary President, sir. Wilder Bicycle 20:18, 7 February 2018 (UTC)
 * I'm not an honorary President as you will soon see. If you continue to disrespect my authority I will have no choice but to suspend your membership. --Right-wing RationalWiki (talk) 20:27, 7 February 2018 (UTC)
 * For overstepping the bounds of your position, and for threatening another Party member, I am left with no choice but to suspend your membership, effective immediately, pending a full internal investigation by all active members. Wilder Bicycle 20:46, 7 February 2018 (UTC)

I've had enough of this, you're expelled from the party. --Right-wing RationalWiki (talk) 20:53, 7 February 2018 (UTC)

Attention
As Supreme Overlord of the party (and, so far as I can tell, its only remaining officer), I hereby declare a change in mission and name. We are now the Party of the Haunting Abyss and Snickerdoodles for All. Though RWRW's experiment was fun for a little bit, we now need to focus on more important things. From the corpse of this sad and failed organization, my new, snickerdoodle-friendly, regime shall rise! RoninMacbeth (talk) 05:14, 16 February 2018 (UTC)
 * FAKE NEWS