User talk:VandalBot

Locke   Always Watching...... 21:43, 17 September 2007 (EDT)
 * Is this to delete wandalism?- 21:48, 17 September 2007 (EDT)
 * Oh no! Rouge droids! 21:50, 17 September 2007 (EDT)
 * It's not actually a bot is it? Locke [[Image:Eye.jpg|10px|User is Vandal/sysop]]  Always Watching...... 21:51, 17 September 2007 (EDT)
 * Hey, this is just a cardboard box with "VANDALE BOTT" written on the side in crayon. --Kels 21:52, 17 September 2007 (EDT)
 * I resent that! It's clearly magic marker.--VandalBot 21:56, 17 September 2007 (EDT)<-resumes drawing "YOU HEV BEENE PWNEDD" signs
 * Hmmm, definitely passes the turing test. 21:58, 17 September 2007 (EDT)
 * Not one of mine........let see if it passes the turing test! 21:53, 17 September 2007 (EDT)
 * Turing is a horrible bastid...stoopid nonstop conversation...then slipped me a roofie virus and gave me the clap!--VandalBot 22:08, 17 September 2007 (EDT)

Welcome new user acting as a bot! Perhaps you're a Borg?- 22:01, 17 September 2007 (EDT)
 * I wonder if we can train it to hunt lawyers? Locke [[Image:Eye.jpg|10px|User is Vandal/sysop]]  Always Watching...... 22:03, 17 September 2007 (EDT)
 * I hate you all.- 22:05, 17 September 2007 (EDT)
 * We hate you too. Locke [[Image:Eye.jpg|10px|User is Vandal/sysop]]  Always Watching...... 22:06, 17 September 2007 (EDT)
 * Hey, you guys aren't looking for a proto-lawyer terminator are you??? I minored in that in college!--VandalBot 22:08, 17 September 2007 (EDT)
 * I'm crying silently to myself- 22:09, 17 September 2007 (EDT)
 * As a matter of fact we are, when can you start? Locke [[Image:Eye.jpg|10px|User is Vandal/sysop]]  Always Watching...... 22:09, 17 September 2007 (EDT)
 * Well, I'm a little rusty, so I'll have to get back in the game...don't cry, Ames. Here, have this roofie.--VandalBot 22:10, 17 September 2007 (EDT)
 * Now, now, we need lawyers too. CЯacke ®
 * For what? Locke [[Image:Eye.jpg|10px|User is Vandal/sysop]]  Always Watching...... 22:23, 17 September 2007 (EDT)
 * Target practice, mostly. --Kels 22:25, 17 September 2007 (EDT)

We're very slimy. Likely, the bullets will just graze off of us.- 22:38, 17 September 2007 (EDT)
 * The bullets will be made of recycled ambulances. CЯacke ® 22:44, 17 September 2007 (EDT)


 * We need something to remind robots that there is something less human than them. And they make great paperweights.  And if you feel down, you can always say, "Well, at least I'm not a lawyer!"  Maybe someone should start "101 practical uses of a lawyer".  ThunderkatzHo! 22:42, 17 September 2007 (EDT)
 * I can't tell you how many times lawyers have helped me out. There's nothing more expensive than a cheap lawyer.  I'm right behind you Ames...especially if that bot is heading toward us.--PalMD-Oy, mein tukhas! 23:29, 17 September 2007 (EDT)
 * Yes, yes we are all behind you. 23:30, 17 September 2007 (EDT)

I spent a good deal of nine years as a legal secretary (mostly family, but some labour, litigation, and a bit of property and estates here and there). I was lucky to mostly get social-conscience type firms, so I saw the better side of the profession. --Kels 23:42, 17 September 2007 (EDT)
 * Unless I'm being egregiously lied to in my callback interviews, I think most firms have "turned that corner," and become more social conscious-y. The ones that haven't *cough cough cravath cough skadden* are fewer, but they are also the more elite firms.- 00:03, 18 September 2007 (EDT)

I'm suspicious
Never trust a see-through Trojan Horse. 15:45, 20 September 2007 (EDT)
 * Stupid Psuedobot. Locke [[Image:Eye.jpg|10px|User is Vandal/sysop]]  Always Watching...... 01:34, 15 October 2007 (EDT)