Fun:ROCK OPERA FOR ANDY SCHLAFLY

From by FranzK This is a later version by AbouttobeblockeD

ROCK OPERA FOR ANDY SCHLAFLY

CHORUS: He is teh Assfly! Teh Assfly! Be careful if you get him pissed! Ass! Teh Assfly! He’ll smite you with home schooling fists! Writing all he can, he’s just an ass, a wiki-er of words making a mess! He went to Harvard Law, he’s dull, a major flaw Born in 1961, weaned in 1994! He is teh Assfly!

NARRATOR (Spoken): Oh look, but there he is, what will he say?

TEH ASSFLY: I’m a lonely Schlafly, a lonely Schlafly from Phyl! I wonder what I’ll write about? I think I’ll write about gays!

CHORUS: Assfly! Assfly! Assfly!

TEH ASSFLY: I don't know what's wrong with me, I think I've turned into a bug! I see Bugler! What? I see I think I’ve turned into a bug! I ain't got no common sense, I think I've turned into a bug! Bet you fifty dollars I'm a man, I'm a lawyer, and I've turned into a bug! Phyllis like my daddy, I'm her baby, still a baby, like I've turned into a bug! Yeah! Yeah!

CHORUS: He is teh Assfly!

TEH ASSFLY: Living like an ass ain't easy! My Wiki don't seem to need me! It's gathered up all these huge jerks, I don't really know 'bout their work I don't want no vandalizing, No, I'm just not sympathizing! Living like an ass ain't easy! Living like an ass ain't easy!

JIMBO WALES (Spoken): Welcome to Wikipedia, Assfly! My name is Jimbo! I don't think you're going to like it here!

CHORUS: He is teh Assfly!