Conservapedia:What is going on at CP?/November 2012

November 2012
Andy trying to make a sample sentence for the word 'inoculate': "Conservapedia inoculates against liberal claptrap." Andy: [http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Essay:Best_New_Conservative_Words&diff=prev&oldid=1021323 I don't see why zero would be a particularly conservative word. This is not a list of any words.] I mean, it isn't obviously conservative, like Segway, transistor or aerobics. How DARE people go shopping and supporting free enterprise, when they should be home, reading the Bible, on the holy day of Thanksgiving. Conservapedia proven right again! (And all it took was one little edit.} According to Andy, Jesus wrote the Epistle to the Hebrews because "The author had to be highly proficient in both the Greek language and Hebrew culture and scriptures, and capable of writing or dictating a flawless essay. Only Jesus meets those conditions." Uganda might be attempting to violently eradicate one of its minorities this Christmas, and Conservapedia's loving it. Bonus: Conservative science discovers African women giving birth every 6 weeks. KareBear threatens to drop dox. Call the FBI! Andy catches a case of Bieber fever. The Jets' management is Pharaoh and Tim Tebow is Moses. Things Karajou doesn't understand, part 67,585,464: Who actually manages football teams. Emboldened by Karajou's link-whoring his blog on MPR, Bishop Bert takes to shoehorning links to his blog all over Conservapedia. When is spam about a 90 day, home exercise regimen not spam? When it's Paul Ryan's exercise routine! David Petraeus lacks machismo. Andy: "It's a liberal fiction that E=mc2 has ever been applied in any practical way. The equation defines rest mass in terms of the speed of light - an absurdity." Andy: Democrats pathetically resort to unanimous opposition to Mitt Romney to win the election. Tax hikes in California will at first crimp the economy, then weave it into cornrows, or worse, dreadlocks The best of the public knows better than the GOP consultants: Romney lost because of early voting! Jpatt: "It's not even going to be close, Romney landslide: R 54% O 46%" Ken: "I say a narrow victory for Romney." Andy: "By Tuesday night, most American voters will have cast their ballots against Barack Obama. Not even the lamestream media could persuade most voters to support him."

Reality:Conservapedia proven wrong.

Andy: "the Dems did OK" what with their President and the Senate, but "everywhere else, conservatives routed the liberals", presumably in those other 8-12 branches of government, or something. Andy makes some vague noise about Obama claiming the Presidency while losing the popular vote. Something a conservative would never do. <votecp poll=wigo5049 closed="yes">People just don't care about atheism anymore. Source: Google trends report a slight decline in number of "atheism" searches.