Essay talk:Conservapedia as of 2011

I fucking love it! Pure genius.-- 15:18, 21 May 2011 (UTC)
 * I haven't started it yet.--Colonel Sanders (talk) 02:03, 22 May 2011 (UTC)
 * Surely, you mean you intended this brilliant Post-Modern satire of transhistoricity inherent to Tantric sex practitioners in the Muslim movement?-- 02:23, 22 May 2011 (UTC)
 * Eh?--Colonel Sanders (talk) 02:28, 22 May 2011 (UTC)
 * exactly-- 02:49, 22 May 2011 (UTC)
 * Colonel, he means that a blank essay is most fitting. ТyUser_talk:Ty 11:42, 22 May 2011 (UTC)
 * Well, then that's the easiest essay I've ever written. I should start another, and this time I should write something.--Colonel Sanders (talk) 21:24, 22 May 2011 (UTC)
 * Nah I was just goofing off. Back to work!--  22:41, 22 May 2011 (UTC)

Personally, I agree with points 3, 5, 6, and 12, but find points 8 and 11 quite questionable. (I have no strong feelings on the rest.) Your methodology for 11, in particular, confuses me, and seems to embrace several logical fallacies and at least one inherent contradiction. Perhaps some clarification is in order? TrickyDickTurpis (talk) 22:47, 22 May 2011 (UTC)
 * lol, for a second I actually thought some work had been done on the essay-- 23:13, 22 May 2011 (UTC)

It stinks.
Yesterday I went out to the shed for the yard's first cutting, in the muck barrel, (where I throw all the clods of grass that can choke up the discharge tube that leads to the bagger), I found a dead skunk that apparently died after ingesting a rotten tomato and a rotten potato. All three smells were present, in abundance, besides the usual odor of the muck barrel itself.

That was a little bit worse that this. (But, not by much.) 00:02, 23 May 2011 (UTC) C ® ackeЯ
 * I thought I told you to leave the insults until after I finish. I mean, I'll scrap this and write about something else, like immorality in youth in the style of Michael Savage or Glenn Beck or something, if it makes you feel any better.--Colonel Sanders (talk) 00:08, 23 May 2011 (UTC)