Conservapedia:What is going on at CP?/March 2010

 Dirty campaigning is okay from one of the "roughest, toughest players" in the NFL because he's a conservative.  Conservative and Andy decide to bring balance to their "encyclopedia" with over forty new articles about abortion. UPDATE: And another... ... Will Conservapedia's newfound Anti-Abortion Project strike fear into the hearts of baby-eating liberals as the Conservative Bible Project did? Either way, they're up to a target of 126 abortion articles. Andy creates his very own WIGO!

Wuhao1911 is the latest parodist to give up the goat Those self serving liberals are at it again! If they keep on disrupting rail and airline traffic, liberal leader Gordon Brown may soon have to cave to...liberals? Back by popular demand, Karajou's Weakly Toon! Complete with more tired stereotypes: A big-lipped Obama shown stomping all over a God-damned piece of paper the American Constitution. Ta is 'UK' for Bye in TK's world 🇰🇪 enters new and previously unknown levels of what the fuckery. JPatt is sympathizing with those unemployed, as Congress goes on vacation without extending jobless benefits. Unfortunately for his "liberal double-standard" hypothesis, it was blocked by Republicans.  Another fantastic example of Conservapedia having a hissy fit the best Conservative language. To be Stupaked is to be hurt by abortion betrayals. Subtle. (Until last week, "Stupaked" was a liberal word.) TK comes up with some excellent healthcare ideas. Meander of the Prodigal Prof: wikipedia &rArr; citizendium &rArr; conservapedia &rArr; back again at wikipedia. Congrats!

Patrick Henry didn't mention health care!

 Conservapedia insists that last-wordism is wrong, and Msalada gets blocked for that; yet, just after Wuhao1911 blocks him, Andy also censors his last statement, so that HE gets the last word. Conservapedia tragically confuses Milan with Turin (Turin being the city containing the headquarters of the Fiat auto company) Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil (Isaiah 5:20) <votecp poll=wigo3296 closed="yes">Even though he's been given the position, Andy still feels the need to justify his existence.

<votecp poll=wigo3295 closed="yes">Schlafly hates the new health care bill so much that, even with a linked story reference, he can't seem to figure out how many votes it passed by. <votecp poll=wigo3294 closed="yes">An obvious parodist adds Vanilla Ice to the 'Best of the Public' essay. <vote poll=wigo3293 closed="yes">Our own Andy Schlafly takes over as lead counsel for the Committee to Recall Robert Menendez from the Office of United States Senator. This will be a precedent-setting case, because no Senator or Representative has ever been recalled before. <votecp poll=wigo3292 closed="yes">Although many still fondly remember Death on the DOS Prompt, Uncle Ed prefers Microsoft's "Mysterious and Fearsome" Windows Registry.

<votecp poll=wigo3291 closed="yes">The dirty liberals who run google have have learned their lesson about dealing with Chinese Communists. Of course, only stupid liberals would ever invest in China. <votecp poll=wigo3290 closed="yes">It's all so clear now! Obama ran against an obscure Chicago politico because she wasn't the right kind of Communist! <votecp poll=wigo3289 closed="yes">In Andyland Huffpo is censoring prayer and the bible,just like all liberals. In reality Huffpo pisses on 9/11 truthers. UPDATE: Andy doubles down on the irony: "one's defense of the importance of free speech does not mean that one agrees with everything said." UPDATE 2: "We've had liberal editors and even Administrators since the beginning and I can't think of a single editor who was censored for his ideas" That's a rather amusing thing to say on a website that includes "Liberal vandalism" and "Inserting liberal multiculturalism/world view into articles" as standard block reasons. UPDATE 3: This is telling UPDATE 4: As is this <votecp poll=wigo3288 closed="yes">I are admin and I may violated your sensibilities with my learning of English grammar.

<votecp poll=wigo3287 closed="yes">Andy sucks the dregs from the bottle of knowledge, as "alcoholism" (but not alcohol) is suddenly a "best" new conservative word. <votecp poll=wigo3286 closed="yes">The Trustworthy Encyclopaedia doesn't engage in gossip... unless it involves anybody even remotely linked to the Obamas. <votecp poll=wigo3285 closed="yes">A joke from TK? Or more likely his creepy use of checkuser?

<votecp poll=wigo3284 closed="yes">Andy thinks that the Conservative Bible Project competes with Facebook. <votecp poll=wigo3283 closed="yes">Uncle Ed reviews another film in one sentence then asks DerekE "What's the point of tiny articles?" <votecp poll=wigo3282 closed="yes">Andy agrees with the Texas Board of Education that American history courses shouldn't mention "democratic" too much, and that America wasn't founded on religious freedom.

<votecp poll=wigo3281 closed="yes">Conservapedia touts Sarah Palin's superb knowledge of history. Turns out the Pledge of Allegiance was made, not by a socialist minister and some politically motivated historical revisionists, but by George Washington and the other Founding Fathers. Who knew? <votecp poll=wigo3280 closed="yes">🇰🇪 makes it easy on us when he points out that a google search of "Obama and incompetent" returns 900 thousand hits! He must not have looked any further, because he didn't notice that a google search of "Bush and incompetent" produces 1.3 million hits. MOAR INSANITY from 🇰🇪: Kenservative wants to try out "Obama and evil" and got 41 million results. Hey 🇰🇪, try searching "obama and good" and you'd get three times more. <votecp poll=wigo3279 closed="yes">It turns out that, despite previous assertions to the contrary, Barack Obama isn't good enough to be Hitler. Sorry. <votecp poll=wigo3278 closed="yes">JacobB: We value a variety of opinions and seek to form a consensus. JPatt: We most certainly do not! Now shut up and toe the party line whilst I oversight your insubordination! Update:Manually restored but still oversighted. <votecp poll=wigo3277 closed="yes">A new level of dishonesty: After selective archiving the thread Counterexamples to an Old Earth - omitting all contributions of PhilG - ASchlafly is left with talking to a ghost, as a dialogue turned into a monologue. And Jacob B makes the work of Phil G on Lagrange his own. Update: Aschlafly deletes the article - again - for being obscure. What an honorable gentleman! <votecp poll=wigo3276 closed="yes">As predictably as the sun rising in the east, One of the Corey s Haim dies of an apparent overdose, Andy blames "Hollywood values". <votecp poll=wigo3275 closed="yes">🇰🇪: We are nr.3 in China (In regards to "atheism" when using a certain search engine beginning with G). No need to be so humble Ken. You are no less than nr.1 for gay bowel syndrome!

<votecp poll=wigo3274 closed="yes">Andy: The oldest direct evidence of life is writing, and we have only found proof of that from 3000 BC onwards. That's indirect evidence Andy. You know what is direct evidence? Bones. <votecp poll=wigo3273 closed="yes">Andy: "All the doggies prove that the earth is young!". Apparently Andy imagines a time when the wild Yorkies ran free in the jungle before being tamed by man. No Andy, no... <votecp poll=wigo3272 closed="yes">JPatt: Hollywood values include a flagrant disregard for the military! Reference: Hollywood shows respect for the military!.. which must really hurt those smug liberal elitists' attempts at portraying the soldiers as criminals! <votecp poll=wigo3271 closed="yes">semper idem: User helps Andy to look bad. User sticks to the rules. User gets blocked by sycophantic parodist. <votecp poll=wigo3270 closed="yes">Riddle: When is making racially tinged remarks about President Obama unacceptable to Conservapedians? Answer: Only when a lib-burr-rul does it. <votecp poll=wigo3269 closed="yes">ACORN workers charged with voter fraud: ABOMINATION! Anti-ACORN clergyman calling sin good? Silence. <votecp poll=wigo3268 closed="yes">Conservapedia: love capitalism, hate the freedom it grants their enemies.

<votecp poll=wigo3267 closed="yes">A Conservapedian syllogism. Whereas, the New York Times is opposed to fishing the bluefin tuna to extinction; and whereas, a lot of abortions are going on; therefore, the Times ought to oppose abortion. <votecp poll=wigo3266 closed="yes">In Andy's world "served the creature" = "served the environment" (not to mention gratuitous references to homosexuality and atheism). Translation is one thing; pulling things out of your ass is quite another. <votecp poll=wigo3265 closed="yes">Shocker! RationalWiki just looked on the internet at the Conservapedia main page news and there is a news story in regards to the complete absence of news on Wikipedia in regards to non-news on the internet.

<votecp poll=wigo3264 closed="yes">Showcasing CP's continuous support for insane conspiracy theories, and blatant self contradiction, JPatt reverts edits by a user who attempts to remove content saying Fidel Casto was dead, despite the fact that they confirm he is still alive later on in the article.

<votecp poll=wigo3263 closed="yes">Andy is oblivious to the irony on multiple levels: 'evolution is false because this 47 million year old fossil isn't a human ancestor...it's an ancestor of a lemur' <votecp poll=wigo3262 closed="yes">Jpatt: It is now a Hollywood Value to say that something is "un-American."

<votecp poll=wigo3261 closed="yes">Several states are looking into starting state-owned banks. Andy cheers the move for, of all things, combatting socialism. <votecp poll=wigo3260 closed="yes">Open your mind! Only then you can misread a text the same way as Andy does!

<votecp poll=wigo3259 closed="yes">🇰🇪 uses 30 edits, not to add a Hitwin or adjust image sizes, but to create paragraphs' worth of new content. He should try putting it in an article next time. <votecp poll=wigo3258 closed="yes">Andy: Chile earthquake has changed the climate! Cited source: "the changes won't affect climate" <votecp poll=wigo3257 closed="yes">Conservative tries his hand at satire. Don't quit the day job, Ken! <votecp poll=wigo3256 closed="yes">"This random computer information can be hard to find." So of course putting it on Conservapedia will solve THAT problem! I mean, who DOESN'T use Conservapedia for information about Windows Operating System? (Besides atheists)

<votecp poll=wigo3255 closed="yes"> Do you think the liberal media would carry the story about Perry's landslide victory in the GOP primary? On the front page of the politics sections? Of course not. <vote poll=wigo3254 closed="yes"> Such beautiful sycophancy cannot go un-noted Oops, was he a parodist by any chance? <votecp poll=wigo3253 closed="yes">But Andy, we thought the Bible was a liberal book? <votecp poll=wigo3252 closed="yes">Al Gore is now officially responsible for anything done in response to Global Warming. <votecp poll=wigo3251 closed="yes">A definition of conservative words finally gets added to Andy's pet word-mangling project. Karajou deletes it and blocks the editor for "inserting nonsense or gibberish". The nonsense and gibberish were Andy's owndefinitions. Is Karajou coming to his senses?