User:Kirk Johnson

I'm the ghostly manifestation of Kirk Johnson who apparently died serving the cause of anal dilation aged 58 in the year 2009 AD. But I remain alive in people's memories and on their computer screens as teh Goatsie!!!

All the above must be true because I said it, same as Jesus must be God because he said so.

In real life I’m not obsessed with bowels and related matters. It seemed to me that some articles here with potential weren’t improving as they could because people were embarrassed over writing about such matters. I decided to use this account to sort those articles.