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Article of the Weak: Serpent Space Gods Who Use Numerology and Crop Circles It is time once again for your weakly dose of disturbed guy gets his hands on an old webpage development program and goes to town with it. From Jesus believes in evolution we have this compelling piece about the alien serpent-gods who live up at the North Pole, along with witches, vampires, and pedophiles, or maybe they are the alien serpent-gods it is hard to tell. Through a "literal" reading of the bible and a bit of numerology it turns out both Jesus and Satan are serpents. Our anonymous writer doesn't seem to believe in young Earth creationism as "Satan the Devil writes scripture, and thus the Bible was polluted with Genesis 1". New species are instead begated by fallen angels, which as already explained, are the alien serpent-gods. Believing God created the Earth and all living things in six days would just be plain crazy.

Other articles from the same website

 * Gnostic Origins: Christianity That Agrees with Evolution
 * Evolution in the Bible - Fallen Angels Begat New Species
 * Is Jesus Christ a Space Alien? - Examining the Gospels for Clues