Fun:Conservapedia, The Musical/Pagehits

GENGHIS

And the pageviews kept rolling in from every side. Ken's pretty hands reaGenghisd out and they reaGenghisd wide. Of course we know that statistics are really unimportant, But that's not the point my friends. When the pagehits keep rolling in, you don't ask how”Why?” Think of all the liberals getting their comeuppance now. Ken has stuck it to the homos, open up the doors Never been a project like the Summa Homosexuality!

CHORUS

Rollin' rollin' rollin', rollin' rollin' rollin' Rollin' rollin' rollin', rollin' rollin' rollin' Rollin' rollin' rollin', rollin' rollin' rollin' Rollin' rollin' rollin', rollin' rollin' rollin'

Rollin' on in, rollin' on in Rollin' on in, rollin' on in On in

GENGHIS

Would you like to try your hand at this vocation? Boost your cred, which will go right to your head? Kenny's bless't inanity can make your dream come true! Here's all you have to do my friends: Pick a word, any word, most anything will do. We've used “Scotland”, “smoking”, and “English-speaking” too. Now find some link between it and homosexuality. Name me anyone who's as subtle as Ken DeMyer!

CHORUS

Roll 'em on out, roll 'em on out, Roll 'em on out, roll 'em on out, On out!

GENGHIS

And the articles kept rolling out in all directions To the atheists, to the gays, and the evolutionists of all complexions Now cynics claim that some of the stats seem a bit inflated. But that's not the point my friends! When the hits keep rolling in you don't keep books. You can tell you've done well by the horrified looks Questions only slow things down, analysis gets in the way, Never been a guy we love as much as Ken DeMyer!

CHORUS

Roll 'em on out, roll 'em on out, Roll 'em out, roll 'em out, On out!

GENGHIS

Kenny! When the hits keep rolling in you don't ask “Why?”, 'Cause Google ranks alone will justify. Questions only slow things down, analysis gets in the way, Never been a guy we love as much as Ken DeMyer!

[Chorus:]

Roll 'em on out, roll 'em on out, Roll 'em on out, roll 'em on out, Roll 'em on out, roll 'em on out, On out!