Fun:Danish

A danish is a delicious pastry treat whose name has been usurped by the people of some tiny little country somewhere over in Europe-land. It is worth noting that many of these people don't even have the courtesy to speak English, despite obvious similarities between danish and English "muffins."

The word the Danes use for a danish is "Wienerbrød", meaning "Vienna bread". What they are called in Vienna is not known at this time.