Fun:Really embarrassing Australians and New Zealanders



Since there's quite a small number of Australians and New Zealanders, they've been lumped together, but seriously, they'd hate that. They may sound similar, have similar flags, have the same queen, fight most of the same wars, produce nice wine and use dollars, but they're different in a lot of other ways. The landscape of Australia and New Zealand, is completely different (except Tasmania maybe.) Skiing's better in New Zealand, although Aussies are better at cricket. They're about equal in sailing.

Australia's natives are few in numbers, and come from many tribes, whereas in New Zealand, they form a highly visible ten percent of the population, and have the same cultural heritage.

Australia still has more sheep, though, than New Zealand, but not a lot of people know that.

Kiwi fruit comes from China, not New Zealand too...

Criminal antics

 * Mel Gibson, drink driving.

Sexual antics

 * Mel Gibson, for that mistress thing. See numerous other sections.
 * Graham Capill

Political antics beyond the call of duty

 * Peter Singer
 * Shooters and Fishers Party
 * , not a single issue party.
 * Fred Nile
 * Natural Law Party. Yeah, in these countries too.
 * David Kilcullen
 * Mel Gibson, for his devotion to gay rights.
 * Family First New Zealand
 * Christian Democrat Party (The Fred Nile Group)
 * Australian Labour Labor Party for using American spellings.
 * Mel Gibson, for his devotion to gay rights.
 * Family First New Zealand
 * Christian Democrat Party (The Fred Nile Group)
 * Australian Labour Labor Party for using American spellings.
 * Christian Democrat Party (The Fred Nile Group)
 * Australian Labour Labor Party for using American spellings.
 * Christian Democrat Party (The Fred Nile Group)
 * Australian Labour Labor Party for using American spellings.
 * Australian Labour Labor Party for using American spellings.

Racial faux pas

 * One Nation
 * Fred Nile and Christian Democrat Party (The Fred Nile Group)
 * Pauline Hanson
 * Mel Gibson, doesn't like Jews or "wet backs".
 * Pauline Hanson
 * Mel Gibson, doesn't like Jews or "wet backs".
 * Mel Gibson, doesn't like Jews or "wet backs".

General media idiots

 * Andrew Snelling
 * Rupert Murdoch, fuck me sport, he may be an idiot, but he controls the general media.
 * Mel Gibson, born in New York, non-gay Aussies claimed him as their own son until he went all weird with the Catholic sect thing and drunkard outbursts.
 * Russell Crowe, who thinks he can sing.

Religious antics

 * Truth News Australia
 * , or Apostle Bishop Brian Tamaki, which he prefers
 * Sheik Feiz Muhammad
 * Maori prophets
 * Nicole Kidman, although to her credit, she left Scientology
 * Ken Ham (not to be confused with, that nice Chinese-American chef)
 * Mel Gibson, though he's not really Catholic
 * Ray Comfort (not The Joy of Sex guy)

Batshit craziness

 * The, not just an eccentric.
 * Stuart Landsborough who had $50,000 to hand and decided to bury it?!
 * Jasmuheen
 * Mel Gibson, for various things.
 * Michael Denton
 * Andrew Bolt
 * Australian Vaccination Network
 * Australian Vaccination Network

Genocide denialists

 * (Although to be fair to Pilger, he has done good work elsewhere in the world...).
 * Mel Gibson, does not appear to be in this category.

Miscellaneous

 * You: For putting the map the wrong way round.
 * You: For confusing Australians and New Zealanders, you seppo/pommie bastard.
 * Ernest Rutherford, discoverer of the atomic nucleus, who thus condemned us to almost certain atomic nuclear holocaust oblivion.
 * Monarchists: who wants to be ruled by a chinless inbred wonder just because their ancestors had better armies than yours?
 * Rex Gilroy: Thinks there's a huge carnivorous dinosaur in the Outback. and that's just the start...
 * Mel Gibson, for various other things.