Fun:Biass

A biass is when you have two asses instead of the usual one.

Due to the natal cleft present in most asses, however, it has been argued that the ass is a naturally two-in-one system. The moral implications of this interpretation are that everyone has a biass. Biasses are an inescapable part of human nature.

A common type of bias is the liberal biass. Liberal biass is when your tush is particularly soft and squishy. Red or pink discoloration is common.

A conservative biass refers to when some people talk out of one of theirs. Many deny that this kind of biass exists, but that just reinforces the point.