Talk:National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration

Everybody knows the weather forecasts are compiled from the what typing monkeys do when not creating William Shakespeare.

Mission?
IN its current state, this does NOT seem mission worthy. Though, come to think of it, I'm sure if someone cared, they could add something involving climate change and denial and make this on-mission. Any takers, or do I have to actually do something.... erm, I meant, do I actually have something to do for once? 16:12, 15 February 2011 (UTC)
 * Yes. Yes you do. ТyUser_talk:Tyrannis 16:14, 15 February 2011 (UTC)
 * Grrr.... I suppose.... Make me do all the work! But itll have to wait until the morning (also known as this evening) for me to work on it. 16:15, 15 February 2011 (UTC)
 * ok, I've been busy this month ~30 edits/day. Someone else do something for once. ТyUser_talk:Tyrannis 16:16, 15 February 2011 (UTC)
 * I know what you mean. Trigun is where my freetime has been at. But I will work on this after I wake up later. 16:19, 15 February 2011 (UTC)

Unfair
NOAA is unfair goverment competition for the weather channel. In addition, where in the Constition does it say the federal governemnt can do this? Talsley (talk) 15:55, 16 April 2012 (UTC)
 * 0_0 >_< 0_0 Тy rannosaurs 16:04, 16 April 2012 (UTC)
 * You do realize that the Weather Channel gets its information from NOAA, right? Nebuchadnezzar (talk) 16:31, 16 April 2012 (UTC)
 * Why should they? Talsley (talk) 16:34, 16 April 2012 (UTC)
 * Hi POE. "why should they".  So they can hide the chem trails better.--[[Image:Pink mowse.png|25px]]Godot    On a perdu le contrôle 16:56, 16 April 2012 (UTC)
 * Hi welfare leech. Talsley (talk) 16:03, 25 April 2012 (UTC)
 * Hello, elderly citizen of the USA who does not seem to support the public institutions that prevent hundreds of your peers from dying from health complications, alone, in poverty, without pensions. ±[[File:knightoftldrsig.png]]KnightOfTL;DR lavishly loquacious 16:07, 25 April 2012 (UTC)
 * And how does NOAA do that? Talsley (talk) 16:09, 25 April 2012 (UTC)
 * The same way that insulting someone by calling them a welfare leech does. Way to miss the point. Now go and think about your own cherished minority you willingly abandon and re-evaluate the rest of your life.±[[File:knightoftldrsig.png]]KnightOfTL;DR lavishly loquacious 16:11, 25 April 2012 (UTC)
 * What minority am I abandoning? I am no member of an repressive minority, but a member of the handicapped majority hamstrung by America's take over by minority rule. Talsley (talk) 16:14, 25 April 2012 (UTC)
 * {{cquote|
 * I am a persecuted minority. Talsley (talk) 23:07, 25 January 2012 (UTC)


 * Oh wonderful, another Rob Smith... The only reason people hate Michelle Obama is because she's Barack Obama's wife. From there, people go make up silly bullshit reasons to "justify" their dislike of her. Sam Tally-ho! 23:12, 25 January 2012 (UTC)


 * This could be fun. WHAT minority?  GodotGrow a vagina 23:20, 25 January 2012 (UTC)


 * Real AmericansTM: The last minority it's acceptable to discriminate against. Nebuchadnezzar (talk) 23:24, 25 January 2012 (UTC)


 * OHhhh, those guys. "never been to europe, why would I want to go".  "eat vegitarian?  that's not real food".  "Some of my best friends are black, but even they think that obama is bad for america".  "Some of coworkers are gay, but even they think that marriage is for normal people". gotcha. GodotGrow a vagina 23:29, 25 January 2012 (UTC)


 * I am a vegitarian. I was reffering to me being elderly. Talsley (talk) 23:30, 25 January 2012 (UTC)


 * Yeah, the elderly don't count as minorities. -- Seth Peck (talk) 00:14, 26 January 2012 (UTC)


 * Which is why the persecute us unmolested. Talsley (talk) 00:16, 26 January 2012 (UTC}


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 * By your own admission, too. ±[[File:knightoftldrsig.png]]KnightOfTL;DR just shut up already 16:29, 25 April 2012 (UTC)

You were expecting consistency and coherency from Talsley? CopperheadHisssssss 16:34, 25 April 2012 (UTC)
 * Not really, but hopefully Talsey can have a good sulk after this.±[[File:knightoftldrsig.png]]KnightOfTL;DR yeah, well you fight like a cow! 16:40, 25 April 2012 (UTC)

And if the weather forecast tells you it will rain/get very cold and you take suitable outdoor clothing and thus do not die of triple pneumonia what is your attitude again? Is there anything in the Constitution about the Internet and its tubes, pensions ... (and several cybertrees-worth of list of other topics).

Are you connected to Alf Garnett? 82.198.250.70 (talk) 16:39, 25 April 2012 (UTC)
 * I have a question for talsey - how exactly is a MAJORITY hamstrung by a minority? last time I looked, there were these things called electiosn in the US.[[Image:cyan mowse 2.png|25px]]Godot   17:19, 25 April 2012 (UTC)
 * The minorities form a coalition against their own self interest to push their deviant philosophy upon the nation. Talsley (talk) 17:53, 25 April 2012 (UTC)

Funspace?
Advocating moving this to the funspace, if not outright deleting it. Just a couple-paragraph "humour" bit that doesn't contribute anything. ArcticVixen (talk) 17:55, 16 August 2015 (UTC)