User:Nuclear Pasta

First off, yes, nuclear pasta is a real thing, and yes, it is awesome.

I'll get around to expanding my glorious userpage later, but for now, my dustjacket summary is that I've been a lurker for years and years, I'm a huge space and astronomy fan, I'm from either Hawai'i, Virginia, or South Carolina, depending on how you define "from," and I'm enthusiastic to make my mark here.

The number 137 has doggedly pursued me my entire life, and one day I'm gonna defeat it.

Dubious Achievements
-Random Background Sign-Waving Extra #21 at the October 20th Bernie Sanders Rally numerous campaign rallies

-Owner of an electronics-killing curse

- Big fish name in a small pond fandom


 * -Proudly outcast for fighting the good fight


 * -Battle-scarred veteran of the Troll Wars

-One of the first people in the world to break an LG V40 smartphone

-Is not related to any famous or historical people whatsoever

-Time Magazine's 2006 Person of the Year

-Fox News Political Correspondent for South Carolina

Trophy Case Of Questionable Legality
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