User talk:Human/rw4bday

Cracker's corner
I haz thirty cases of this! ENOJY!

C ® ackeЯ YUJM I ATE TWENTIE! NOW I HAVR TO FRT! 06:07, 20 May 2011 (UTC)
 * Do you have some ice I can borrow? C ® ackeЯ
 * How's that? 16:53, 21 May 2011 (UTC)

Hoji's dinner theater - rice, rice, baby!
WOOOOOOOOO SOMEBODY BROUGHT THE DINNER! -- Hoji ni hao 07:43, 20 May 2011 (UTC)
 * Hoji! You made it!  So nice to see you!  You must be ready to graduate college by now!  07:54, 20 May 2011 (UTC)
 * Sophomore now. I got the email and was here immediately. I'd never miss out on the pilaf and old friends! -- Hoji ni hao 08:26, 20 May 2011 (UTC)
 * HojiHojiHojiHojiYay! ThunderkatzHo! 12:28, 20 May 2011 (UTC)
 * Yeah, Hoji!

Some of my best friends I met here

 * My list: trent, Nutty, Goonie, Ace, Eira, Susan, and Sid and Doc and his goats and Godless Liberal and Hoji, and all the other great people in the fog of memory... 08:43, 20 May 2011 (UTC)
 * Ace, Huw, Researcher, Nutty, Susan, Goonie, Psy, Josh, Occasionaluse even -- and so many more. I really consider these folks as friends, and not just online presences. I'd be so thrilled to get back to what seems like a long-ago time (which wasn't REALLY that long ago) when the biggest problem we had was the Felidae question.... 16:02, 20 May 2011 (UTC)

Suggested listening
Revolver (by the "Beatles") 08:12, 20 May 2011 (UTC)

Piano bar
Please, no Billy Joel! 07:10, 20 May 2011 (UTC)
 * Billy Joel is the only thing anyone should play at a piano bar.-- 07:31, 20 May 2011 (UTC)
 * Ouch, you're right, you know. 4 fucking years!  I had to listen to "A bottle of red, a bottle of white" for FOUR FUCKING YEARS.  Luckily, I had this wonderful place to distract me.  07:38, 20 May 2011 (UTC)
 * "Bottle of red, a bot" Oh you said no Billy Joel? Guess its "Chopsticks" for the rest of the night.   10:34, 20 May 2011 (UTC)
 * The Rupture really cut down on the crowds! (Don't eat the egg salad, the mayo's off I think, plenty o' goat smegma left though!)C ® ackeЯ

Current occupants (4)

 * Ace McWickedDisco Jesus 22:22, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
 * dirty blonde slut with big knockers
 * dirty Asian slut with short skirt
 * dirty brunette slut with pig-tails
 * 22:47, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
 * dirty hipster slut with no bra in a worn out Iggy and the Stooges shirt
 * 23:25, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Bad hoomin.
 * -- [[Image:Asclepius staff.png|8px]]-PalMD -- 00:35, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
 * 19:09, 10 June 2009 (UTC)
 * --Ag Bengip (talk) 20:12, 20 May 2011 (UTC)
 * Keith Emerson
 * P-Foster (talk) 20:28, 20 May 2011 (UTC)

Cheese shop
Good day sir, and how may I help you?
 * Stinky cheez pleez. steriletalk 12:36, 20 May 2011 (UTC)

Need a dancing banana. steriletalk 14:30, 20 May 2011 (UTC)

(I invited Arthur to drop by and serve some tasty slices) 07:15, 20 May 2011 (UTC)
 * He pmailed me and was concerned about cheetah jokes and stuff. And his parents "killing" him if he dropped by.  But he sends his love (I'm lying, but I bet it's true).  04:38, 22 May 2011 (UTC)
 * Lying about all of it, or did you actually get an email from him?  15:44, 22 May 2011 (UTC)
 * Lying about the "sends love" part, since he didn't mention that. I got a reply from him when I sent out party invites to a few inactive users.  19:13, 22 May 2011 (UTC)


 * I like cheese. Do we need to clean-up after this party, or are you having he maid handle that? Concernedresident  omg!!! ponies!!! 15:39, 22 May 2011 (UTC)
 * I'll be taking care of it, don't worry, enjoy! 19:13, 22 May 2011 (UTC)

Nostalgia Corner
Ah, RW 2.0... the good days... the days where CP sysops were running around, telling us how the FBI would fuck us up and how we'd be fired, arrested and what-else-not...

Anybody remember... *lowers voice* the Conservapedia Column? My favorite entry (and also a very relevant one) would be the one covering the infamous Night of the Blunt Knives. Gotta love how Geo.plrd first promises to tell people exactly why they were banned... before he admitted that he had no clue why they were banned... only to turn around and drop various F-Bombs. All of course because TK was slapping him around behind closed doors.

Days later, RW went public. Four years later, and RW is building up steam while CP 403-blocked half the planet. Lovely. --Sid (talk) 21:23, 20 May 2011 (UTC)

Bukkake
You guys still miss the really hilarious stuff. Here's the link from Conservaleaks that got cropped. Ok now, jokes over, tell me how that got done? nobsViva la Revolución! 20:58, 22 May 2011 (UTC)

http://www.alexa.com/data/details/traffic_details?q=conservapedia.com&url=http://www.conservapedia.com/Bukkake

Continuation of prematurely archived discussion
"Now you make no sense. I deleted the attacks, which you constantly reverted. What attacks are you offering to show me that couldn't be reverted? ħuman 7:18, Today (UTC+2)"
 * Please show me which of my comments were personal attacks. Thank you. -- Nx  / talk 06:31, 20 May 2011 (UTC)


 * I think it is a splendid idea to have party for Susan here at Human's home.
 * No, I don't like the way Human treats his home page in general, but
 * can we stop having this argument until the party is over? At least at this page? Please?
 * 07:26, 20 May 2011 (UTC)


 * Okay, so just leave this here and chill, you two. A good compromise (since you both are as stubborn as mules) is just to leave this exchange (to appease Nx) and not continue it (to appease Human).  The war is annoying, since we're all tired of this sort of thing right now.
 * So let's just set this aside and celebrate. Pause, shrug, smile, and move on.-- 07:27, 20 May 2011 (UTC)

Block
So, you are now resorting to blocks to silence criticism. I thought you were against such blocks. Hypocrite. -- Nx  / talk 07:23, 20 May 2011 (UTC)
 * Just trying to get you to leave the party alone for two days. Scream at me on your talk page if you want, I'll see it.  Come back here in two days.  If you don't understand the idea of an RW party page, do some research (see links at top of page?).  07:41, 20 May 2011 (UTC)
 * If you don't understand RW's community standards, do some research. -- Nx  / talk 07:42, 20 May 2011 (UTC)
 * Shhh. You are missing the point.  Join in the party, you have been as much a part of RW's success as anyone.  Drop the hatchet for a day or two and stick some stuff, image or words, in to the sections above.  Come on dude, it'a party. WE'VE MADE IT FOR FOUR YEARS.  Surely that means something to you and you can get over the issues you have with me for a couple of days to celebrate, before we go back to the hatefest RW has become for two lousy weeks?  08:00, 20 May 2011 (UTC)
 * The "Red Death" had long devastated the country. No pestilence had ever been so fatal, or so hideous. Blood was its Avatar and its seal --the redness and the horror of blood. There were sharp pains, and sudden dizziness, and then profuse bleeding at the pores, with dissolution. The scarlet stains upon the body and especially upon the face of the victim, were the pest ban which shut him out from the aid and from the sympathy of his fellow-men. And the whole seizure, progress and termination of the disease, were the incidents of half an hour.
 * But the Prince Prospero was happy and dauntless and sagacious. When his dominions were half depopulated, he summoned to his presence a thousand hale and light-hearted friends from among the knights and dames of his court, and with these retired to the deep seclusion of one of his castellated abbeys. This was an extensive and magnificent structure, the creation of the prince's own eccentric yet august taste. A strong and lofty wall girdled it in. This wall had gates of iron. The courtiers, having entered, brought furnaces and massy hammers and welded the bolts. They resolved to leave means neither of ingress or egress to the sudden impulses of despair or of frenzy from within. The abbey was amply provisioned. With such precautions the courtiers might bid defiance to contagion. The external world could take care of itself. In the meantime it was folly to grieve, or to think. The prince had provided all the appliances of pleasure. There were buffoons, there were improvisatori, there were ballet-dancers, there were musicians, there was Beauty, there was wine. All these and security were within. Without was the "Red Death."
 * You stupid prick. Mark Antony (talk) 10:04, 20 May 2011 (UTC)

Punk as fuck
Well I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk to fuck. 08:58, 20 May 2011 (UTC)
 * Is this part of the party? Let me know and I'll move it up there.  Erp. !!!!  09:02, 20 May 2011 (UTC)
 * I don't know. I'm too punk to even care. I've looked into the face of authority and said, "No thank you sir, I'm posting my thread outside the designated party posting area." 09:07, 20 May 2011 (UTC)
 * I I I I I'm afraid. And I I I I I'm ashamed! 'Cuz I still believe in anarchy! 14:00, 20 May 2011 (UTC)

Trolling most vile
EddyP Great King! Disaster! 10:18, 20 May 2011 (UTC)

You, sir, are evil.

When it's time to party.....
We will always party hard! 14:36, 21 May 2011 (UTC)

Susan?
Where can I find Susan's memorial? Thanks, H. --UnicornTapestry (talk) 16:37, 21 May 2011 (UTC)
 * See "Susan's room" above. Whatever is there I will move somewhere appropriate to save it when the party is over. There is also her talk page, of course - user talk:toast ought to work?  16:47, 21 May 2011 (UTC)
 * I think some comments about Susan should be preserved at the RationalWiki Shrine. We should start a new section there for editors who have died.   18:48, 21 May 2011 (UTC)
 * What about editors we hope soon make the list? (Not that I'd take joy in such a thing.)
 * --UnicornTapestry (talk) 00:21, 22 May 2011 (UTC)
 * Hey, Nutty's actually a nice guy! Still, if he writes the right kind of will I would ask the doctors to not resuscitate him. Concernedresident  omg!!! ponies!!! 21:10, 22 May 2011 (UTC)

Since apparently I've been Left Behind:
Woo. -- 18:28, 21 May 2011 (UTC)