User:Longbow

Ugh, fuck. In a fruitless search for something alcoholic that wouldn't actually kill me, I just accidentally took a huge swig of red wine vinegar. Screw it, it's absinthe time. If my edits for the next few hours are even more demented than Andy Schlafly, at least you know why. --Longbow (talk) 02:55, 26 September 2011 (UTC)