User:Allhailtuna

Are you a LIBERAL??? :O
No, I'm a Marxist-De Leonist.

You have tremendous skills
"You're a whiz, Interiot!!! Very well done. Some day I hope you can put your tremendous skills to good use in improving the mental health of teenagers by providing them conservative values."
 * -Andy Schlafly.

The Clash

 * "What are we gonna do now?
 * Taking off his turban, they said, is this man a Jew,
 * 'Cause they're working for the clampdown?
 * They put up a poster saying we earn more than you!
 * When we're working for the clampdown
 * We will teach our twisted speech
 * To the young believers
 * We will train our blue-eyed men
 * To be young believers


 * The judge said five to ten-but I say double that again
 * I'm not working for the clampdown
 * No man born with a living soul
 * Can be working for the clampdown
 * Kick over the wall 'cause government's to fall
 * How can you refuse it?
 * Let fury have the hour, anger can be power
 * D'you know that you can use it?


 * The voices in your head are calling
 * Stop wasting your time, there's nothing coming
 * Only a fool would think someone could save you
 * The men at the factory are old and cunning
 * You don't owe nothing, so boy get runnin'
 * It's the best years of your life they want to steal


 * You grow up and you calm down
 * You're working for the clampdown
 * You start wearing the blue and brown
 * You're working for the clampdown
 * So you got someone to boss around
 * It makes you feel big now
 * You drift until you brutalize
 * You made your first kill now


 * In these days of evil presidentes
 * Working for the clampdown
 * But lately one or two has fully paid their due
 * For working for the clampdown"
 * -The Clash, 'Clampdown'.

Burn the White House down.

Welfare
So, I was talking to this little girl Catherine, the daughter of some friends, and she said she wanted to be President some day.

Both of her parents, commies, were standing there with us - and I asked Catherine - "If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?"

Catherine replied - "I would give the means of production to the working class and give power to a democratic Socialist Industrial Union."

"Wow - what a worthy goal you have there, Catherine." I told her, "My name is Andy Schlafly, and I am secretly helping to give Democrats more reasons to hate Republicans, and giving Republicans more reasons to hate Democrats. Eventually, they'll tear each other up. And that'll be pretty awesome."

Catherine thought that over for a second, while her mom looked at me smiling, and Catherine replied, "That's a great idea! I'll help if you want, and pretend to be a guy named 'Ed Poor'. The other idiots will be too busy blaming homosexuals and atheists for everything, and won't even notice that I'm a girl! What is your group called?"

And I said, "The ARISTOCRATS!"