RationalWiki:Saloon bar/Archive224½

Oh No
There is a dinosaur in the back alley! What do we do? ROAR Z-Rex (talk) 20:13, 6 May 2011 (UTC)
 * shoot it.--Foucault5.jpg-brxbrx 21:21, 6 May 2011 (UTC)
 * I have 54 hit dice. WHAT NOW? Z-Rex (talk) 23:04, 6 May 2011 (UTC)
 * let's see. dinos are animals, right?  that's 1d8.  So I think I can knock you out with a pit of boiling acid.  10d6 acid damage, 10d6 fire damage, each round.  Suck it.--Foucault5.jpg-brxbrx 23:58, 6 May 2011 (UTC)
 * Awakened. And you don't keep pits of boiling acid large enough for Gargauntuan creatures. And I have class levels. Z-Rex (talk) 00:02, 7 May 2011 (UTC)
 * Fine. I have a Deity level of 3, in accordance with DnD 3.5 rules (updated from 3.0), and I use my deity power of domain manipulation to create a pit of boiling acid an ocean of boiling acid beneath you.  My domain encompasses the entirety of the Demi-plane of RW:Saloon Bar, and RW:Saloon Bar talk.  The area of the ocean you are falling into happens to be covered by an anti-magic field, caster level 40 (appropriate for a deity, who general have 20 class levels and 20 HD in outsider).  The anti-magic field also works as an anti-psionics field, because we are playing with the Psionics/Magic the same rules, as described in the Expanded Psionics Handbook.  --Foucault5.jpg-brxbrx 00:14, 7 May 2011 (UTC)
 * It's so nice to be playing with a professional. :) Z-Rex (talk) 00:16, 7 May 2011 (UTC)
 * .577 Tyrannosaur. 5d6X2 Large piercing damage. ТyUser_talk:Ty 23:17, 10 May 2011 (UTC)

Oh No
I created the first archive for this page. Leninist123 (talk) 17:21, 28 May 2011 (UTC)
 * A talk page... has a talk page. This place is screwed up. 17:32, 28 May 2011 (UTC)
 * No, this is a talk page for a project page that just happens to be used for talk. This is a talk page for a talk page! Real first name and last initialTalk, talk, talk skim my contributions 21:21, 8 June 2011 (UTC)
 * Is there really any point to archiving a single, brief, and admittedly odd, discussion?-- 21:25, 8 June 2011 (UTC)
 * that's not an archive, it was concurrent with the debate and its talk page. Real first name and last initialTalk, talk, talk skim my contributions 21:29, 8 June 2011 (UTC)
 * I mean here-- 21:30, 8 June 2011 (UTC)

No you did not create the first archive. First archive is here: RationalWiki talk:Saloon bar/Archive1. Everything appears to have been kicked out of whack when Mindless Cheerleader moved [RationalWiki talk:Saloon bar] to some nonsense location & RNS moved it to [RationalWiki talk:Saloon Bar]. What a bunch of fuckin morons. 21:40, 8 June 2011 (UTC)

HAHA YOU DIDNT CREAT THE FIRST ARCHIVE AND U THOUGHT U DID DANG MIGHT AS WELL GO CRY YOURSELF TO SLEEP NOWISwagHard (talk) 05:38, 14 May 2012 (UTC)

THE BAR HAS BEEN GOATSE'D AGAIN
....can't see how in the history. P-Foster Talk "Armed with the knowledge of our past we can charter a course for our future"--MX 20:04, 9 April 2012 (UTC)
 * So what's it gonna take to turn off IP edit now? -- Seth Peck (talk) 20:05, 9 April 2012 (UTC)
 * That's just a band-aid...what we need to do is LOCK THE FUCKING DATABASE. Occasionaluse (talk) 20:14, 9 April 2012 (UTC)

NITE MOAD. P-Foster Talk "Armed with the knowledge of our past we can charter a course for our future"--MX 20:18, 9 April 2012 (UTC)

Guide to the Book of Mormon
Hello,

I'm new to RatWiki membership (though I've browsed for a while), and I consider myself an ex-Mormon (I'm currently being raised Mormon and still have to go to church and all of its activities, etc.). Since we have a guide to the Bible, I thought it would be fun to make a guide to the Book of Mormon as well. What do you guys think?
 * Sure, if you're happy to take the lead on it, since most of us won't know as much about it as you. 06:24, 23 April 2012 (UTC)
 * Yeah, I'm currently working on it. It may take a while, though.


 * WHO CARES IF YOUR WORKING ON IT ISwagHard (talk) 05:39, 14 May 2012 (UTC)
 * what REALLY happened to the gold plates ? what powers does the magic underwear give you ? is it true that you never take off the undies while overseas and do they have a flap ? answer those (if they are not secrets) and the angel Moroni will bless you. Hamster (talk) 03:17, 5 November 2013 (UTC)
 * I'd offer to help, but I haven't read it in >13 years. Look forward to reading it though.--Barryjon (talk) 13:12, 5 November 2013 (UTC)

Uuuurgh
UUUUrgh!

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BBLAARRGHHHGGHHH

Sophie Wilder  20:12, 2 December 2012 (UTC)
 * *Fetches mop* What did you drink? Humorless fascist sociopath 20:15, 2 December 2012 (UTC)
 * That stuff they're trying to find a name for in there. Sophie  Wilder  20:33, 2 December 2012 (UTC)
 * Tsk tsk. Humorless fascist sociopath 20:36, 2 December 2012 (UTC)
 * I can see an entire fetish built around this!--P3A58NT86 22:24, 2 December 2012 (UTC)
 * 34. Corry (talk) 06:51, 16 December 2012 (UTC)
 * I coughed hard. It make me feel like I needed to throw up.  Are you OK, Sophie?  ħ uman  05:58, 6 September 2013 (UTC)

An important message
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5v2UGsb4-_c -- TechCheese protest 01:37, 12 October 2013 (UTC)

Bestiality
Any fellow heathens partake in acts of depravity lately? I had an extra cup of coffee this morning. Wasn't hard to fight  any of the zoophilia urges inherent in godlessness. Successful day.
 * Oh dear, this one's not even trying. To be a successful troll you need to needle us, not make blunderingly ridiculous claims. Go back to the start; think abut what you're trying to achieve. What's your aim? Sophie Wilder silverbrain.png 13:57, 5 November 2013 (UTC)
 * lulz. And deserved doom shall be unto you (talk) 13:28, 9 November 2013 (UTC)