User:NarkySawtooth/Stories

Hello, and welcome to my list of stories. I don't know if I'll be doing much with this.

The Evil Liberal Abortion
The Evil Liberal Abortion (view

there was a woman who was pregnant and she was going to have a baby. but liberal feminists told her to have an abortion so she decided to have one. so she went to planned parent hood. when she was in the waiting room she was given magizines like groucho marx weekly and john lemon digest. the magazines began turning her mor liberal which is what the liberals wanted. jesus was standing behind her and wept. jesus reached out to touch her but could not becuse she was not beliving in him nymore.

when she went in to the operationing room the doctor told her about how the new super baby killer 6000 could kill the babby without damaging the organs because they would be worth less on the market if they were damaged which means they could not sell the body parts as much becus the planned parent hood was selling baby parts for money. the doctor was also athest and a college professor. the doctor hated god becus god never gave him a son also he was told that women were better than him. the woman didnt want to go thru with it but the doctor reached the device inside her tummy while femminists nerby cried VICTORY FOR WOMYN. the doctor say "if god does not want me to do this he will personaly break my tooll and mabe shot me" and everyone was scared becus what if god did it and the woman was woryed becaus wat if god didnt bbut then the baby grabt the device and broke it. "wat" the doctor said and then he was shot by the baby. the woman named the baby todd and he grew into a marine. she found jesus again and the feminists ether converted to christan or kild themselfs in feer and then went to hell. the doctor survived becaus god and adopted marine todd.

that womans name?

albert entstein.

Story B
Story B (view

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Story C
Story C (view

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