User talk:Subhuman cabal member

Now subhuman want to be Sysop. How becoem sysop?

Ug ug ug! --Protohuman cabal member

UG! Protohuman! UG UG UG! You sysop yet? You here long time?

Raarh! Ook ook ook! Me sysop! Sysops few, but vandalism causes sysops! Happy Editing! Ook! --Tool Using Ape

Subhuman not frighten sysop! Shuhuman not frighten goat! Subhuman want clean bed and clean sheet like others get! You - Use Tool! Subhuman eat goat!--Subhuman cabal member 14:30, 1 June 2007 (CDT)
 * Subhuman, calm down, have some goat pilaf, and some goat ice cream. human be in 15:50, 1 June 2007 (CDT)
 * Ook! Real human! My future! What happen to goat? Where blood? Is goat? Subhuman want clean sheet to eat goat!--Subhuman cabal member 15:54, 1 June 2007 (CDT)
 * You'll eat your goat off our reasonably clean tablecloth and enjoy it, young subhuman. And after you have finished all your goat snacks, and after you have done your chores and bathed, you may go to bed on the clean sheets we have carefully prepared for you. human be in 17:04, 1 June 2007 (CDT)
 * Subhuman not young! Sumhuman very old! Clen sheets good! Want clen sheet!--Subhuman cabal member 01:47, 2 June 2007 (CDT)


 * In the morning you'll find a nice clean zoot suit, (to accommodate your ginormous shoulders)...that the extra wide brim on the pork-pie hat that will likely cover your dominate brow is just coincidence, we're NOT ashamed of you going out in public. You will maybe notice that the usual long watch chain and pocket fob are missing, we think someone at the dry cleaners stole them as one recently came up on ebay from the exact zip-code where we took the suit to be cleaned. You may not wish to wear the tee shirt we picked out as it might be considered offensive to SH's such as yourself, we thought it was humorous, as you will see it says, "I share 99.9998% of Homo sapiens-sapiens DNA and all I get is this lousy tee-shirt."  The things that look like wearable snacks are NOT food but are called "shoes"...someone will be along to help you learn to tie them. (We checked into having the suit dyed as lavender isn't in this year...at least not for well dressed subhumans on the go.) C ® acker 17:38, 1 June 2007 (CDT)
 * Subhuman remember Homo sapiens! Bad people took land from Man who stands upright! Took lnd form hariy north people. Bad peoplen .Now want to make pet of Subhuman! Subhuman laughs. Listen to Subhuman laugh. Ha HA HA. Subhuman watched you leave Africa, Subhuman watch you heat planet.  You go Subhuman left laughing!  --Subhuman cabal member 13:49, 2 June 2007 (CDT)

Employment
Hello, ShCM, I believe I may have lined up some work for you. It pays well, and lets you, you know, be yourself. Geico Insurance is looking for another spokesperson for their TV ads. It's so easy a caveman could do it! human be in 19:26, 1 June 2007 (CDT)


 * Subhuman go on TV? Subhuman eat TB! Subhuman not pray to your goat! Subhuman not work! Homo Sap work, Subhuman sleep and eat goat.--Subhuman cabal member 01:47, 2 June 2007 (CDT)

Sigh
I almost wish the Amish hadn't invented the wood-burning computer. ~ C ® acker 07:21, 2 June 2007 (CDT)
 * Subhuman eat wood. Burn wood destroy forest. Homo sap burn forset. Subhuman good. Subhuman want sysop.--Subhuman cabal member 07:56, 2 June 2007 (CDT)