User talk:ArtifexMayhem

Salutations, ArtifexMayhem, and welcome to the  of the internet! Thank you for joining us! I hope you enjoy your time here. 23:56, 9 August 2010 (UTC)

Sysopery
My condolences on joining the ranks of janitors, ArtifexMayhem. That's right—you are now a sysop!

You have been demoted because you meet at least two of the following criteria: (1) You have a pulse  (2) You are not a vandal. (3) You are a vandal, but do not have a pulse.

(One of those is not like the other...)

Here is your bucket, mop, and instruction manual. Don't go all crazed with POWER now! : )  01:08, 11 August 2010 (UTC)


 * Sadistic bastards ! I'll never do your bidding ! ArtifexMayhem (talk) 01:12, 11 August 2010 (UTC)
 * It's too late! For even now, the nanobots I injected you with are working to subvert your mind to my will!  Bwahahahahahahaha!   02:20, 11 August 2010 (UTC)
 * Those bots are makin' me feel kinda funky...I kinda like it...dopedArtifexMayhem (talk) 03:26, 11 August 2010 (UTC)