Fun:Danes

The Danes (also spelled Dutch) are a north European people group who apparently come from Denmark. They are scientifically proven to have evolved from wooden shoes.

Origin Controversy
Despite the scientific proof, some anti-clog fools still believe that the Danes were created by a Big JuJu-Dane in the sky. Simpletons.

Notable Danes
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 * Anders Kjeldsen
 * Anders Fogh Rasmussen
 * Niels Bohr
 * Jelle Zijlstra
 * Desiderius Erasmus
 * Søren Kierkegaard
 * Despite Danish claims to the contrary, George Orwell was actually British.
 * Tycho Brahe
 * Marmaduke
 * Ole Rømer
 * Hans Christian Ørsted (og Hans Christian Andersen ogsaa)
 * Niels Steensen
 * Jan Molby
 * Karen Blixen
 * Villy Sørensen
 * Carl Theodor Dreyer
 * Inga Nielsen
 * Jørn Utzon
 * Viggo Mortensen
 * Diego Carrillo de Mendoza y Pimentel, Marquis of Gélves and Count of Priego
 * Harald Bluetooth
 * Sandy Toksvig
 * Søren Kirkegaard.

Non-notable Danes

 * Victor Borge

Totally Notable Danish Companies!

 * LEGO
 * A.P. Møller-Mærsk
 * Novo Nordisk
 * Danfoss
 * Villa Luisa Records
 * Danisco
 * Bang & Olufsen
 * Carlsberg

Notable Danish exports

 * Bacon
 * Windmills
 * First class historians
 * Dykes (although only small ones)
 * Caricatures of major religious figures
 * Wooden shoes (human slaves)
 * Potkäse
 * Crappy "beer"
 * High quality vinyl records
 * Gloom
 * Spam
 * 's ancestors (the bastards...)