User:ArmorofGod1337

'Allo!

Known on conservapedia by various names (this one, Maplesyrup, Laliluleilo, AthruZed, waiting4rapture, and tons of other banned usernames, each with their own unique vandalizing personalities), I take pride in bringing down the enemies of intelligence and understanding.

Links to my longest lasting vandalisms: bipedal, Amritsar Massacre, and McDonald's.

Actually, I have just discovered some of my older (and better) vandalisms that still survive to this day. In the article WTSHTF--which they have, believe it or not--I got rid of "hurricanes" from the list of cataclysms as joke about conservative denial about Katrina. Also I added gay marriage just to amuse myself, but that one didnt last.

Channeling the spirit of a creationist nut job: the edit and the reasoning.

And then there's this, which is pathetic.

Cheers, and good hunting! --ArmorofGod1337 22:42, 20 June 2007 (CDT)