Talk:Paranoia

Touched a nerve?
This page, despite being completely accurate, was deleted off Conservapedia within 5 minutes of being posted. Paranoid much?
 * Moved your comment to the talk page for ya ;) Spica 17:59, 4 June 2007 (CDT)


 * Fair enough, was thinking keeping it on the mainpage would give the article some context.
 * Maybe a variation on the box?  "For an identical take on this subject, you can't see this site, because it was delete there in less than 5 minutes"? --jtl talk 18:07, 4 June 2007 (CDT)
 * I was just going to insert a box as well......... Spica 18:08, 4 June 2007 (CDT)

Finished with my woman 'cause she couldn't help me with my mind people think I'm insane because I am frowning all the time All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy Think I'll lose my mind if I don't find something to pacify

Can you help me occupy my brain? Oh yeah...

...could be TK's new themesong. MiddleMan 18:09, 4 June 2007 (CDT)


 * Cause there's a red, under my bed
 * And there's a little yellow man in my head
 * And there's a true blue inside of me
 * That keeps stoppin' me, touchin' ya, watchin' ya, lovin' ya''DocSock 18:12, 4 June 2007 (CDT)

And he's outta there!
Brilliant use of sysopPOWERS by cp:User:Karajou
 * 19:03, 4 June 2007 Karajou (Talk | contribs) blocked "CWeiz (contribs)" with an expiry time of infinite (troll)

And there goes my other sock for "underhandedness" along with what no doubt passes for wit on CP. *sigh* I *could* keep this up all night (oooh err missus) but unlike preparation-H boy, I have a life.


 * Your constant use of NTL is something of a giveaway, might I add

Constant? I post from my work address when I'm bored. So here, this is me posting from my work IP. If YOU'RE bored, try hunting down all of my sockpuppets on Conservapedia. I'm not going to give any clues. Happy hunting.

Let's us
Keep reposting Paranoia until they do a redirect to Deletedpage. Just a thought. C ® acker 19:30, 4 June 2007 (CDT)


 * No need, it's now deleted and protected. I could make some sweeping comment but I'll let people draw their own conclusions. After all, the article was purely factual.


 * RobS says "Sockpuppets & trolls have ZERO credibility and all contributions will be removed regardless of content", and Fox (not a sysop, just a wannabe) says "As is my policy, if an edit contains multiple adjustments but a single one is a deliberate falsehood, I revert the entire edit." TK, rather than pointing out that two users with a policy like that would simply revert each other forever rather than ever make any real progress, agrees with Boomcoach that it "makes sense".  At this point, it's clear that they care more about where the edits come from than what they say. --jtl talk 19:47, 4 June 2007 (CDT)


 * Ad hominem: Not just for Lying Liberal Evildoers any more! --Gulik 20:32, 4 June 2007 (CDT)

Stop looking at me
I mean it!--PalMD-yada yada 19:49, 4 June 2007 (CDT)

No, you first
I'm not looking at you. You stop.DocSock 19:50, 4 June 2007 (CDT)

Mother, he's LOOKing at me!
am not! are too! --jtl talk 19:53, 4 June 2007 (CDT)

Meet Mr & Mrs Needle
I have some friends here I'd like you all to meet - one is Mr Haloperidol, the other is Mrs Lorazepam. The arrive by Mr & Mrs Needle...... ;) Spica 19:57, 4 June 2007 (CDT)

Got Goat?
Can I get goat with that?DocSock 19:58, 4 June 2007 (CDT)
 * Extra feta please, to go. I have a soccer stadium to visit. C ® acker 20:52, 4 June 2007 (CDT)

A computer "bug"
Whenever I click on this page (that is, the Paranoia page) an image of a bug, walking around in a figure eight formation, appears on my screen. Is this happening to anyone else? Stilldeciding (talk) 02:56, 14 March 2011 (UTC)
 * Yeah. ТyUser_talk:Tyrannis 02:57, 14 March 2011 (UTC)
 * O.K, good, so I'm not crazy. (and there's not a bug stuck behind my computer screen. Stilldeciding (talk) 03:04, 16 March 2011 (UTC)
 * No.  You're both just being paranoid.  Apparently.   03:11, 14 March 2011 (UTC)
 * :} ТyUser_talk:Tyrannis 03:11, 14 March 2011 (UTC)
 * Whoever came up with that is quite intelligent. 03:06, 16 March 2011 (UTC)
 * I opened the edit window on this article and someone put a template of sorts on it. 68.194.13.74 (talk) 17:41, 11 July 2017 (UTC)

Fuck that bug.
Seriously, fuck that goddamn bug. Jesus Crust, that bug is both infuriatingly annoying and deviously clever at the same fucking time. Whoever wrote the code for that bug was a fucking genius. Salutations, whoever you are!--Palaeonictis (talk) 05:56, 16 June 2018 (UTC)
 * lol it's hilarious but really distracting; kind of conflicted 04:09, 20 March 2022 (UTC)

im just going to say you all are just awful fucking monsters and i need to get some sleep. AMassiveGay (talk) 18:39, 21 March 2022 (UTC)
 * its no less disconcerting spotting it again after realising what it it is. AMassiveGay (talk) 18:43, 21 March 2022 (UTC)
 * If it bothers you that much, remove it or put its removal up for a vote. Bongolian (talk) 06:36, 22 March 2022 (UTC)
 * If you want to know, put the bug there. Bongolian (talk) 06:57, 22 March 2022 (UTC)