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  R  E   T   I   R   E   D  This user has requested that their pages be archived and left untouched.This is due to a private decision to leave RationalWiki and never come back.Please honor their request.

It of course goes without saying that this LANCB is a simple gambit to garner attention for myself, whore some praise on my talk page (Please don't go! The site won't be the same without you!!! etc. etc.) and generally other vacuous nonsense like that. (Inquiries here )