User:DeltaStar/DeltaStar and fat bastardism

I have just purchased a bicycle (see CP:Atheism and cycling) in an attempt to reverse the trend of the last few years that has seen me getting less and less fit but more and more fat. Here I will attempt to play about with wikitables and chart my progress. Once I've done more than one fucking trip, I want to get a total distance cell displayed at the bottom, and possibly a weight loss/gain (although hopefully only loss) as well, although WP:Help:Table doesn't help me with tables very much. 19:22, 24 May 2010 (UTC)

{| class="wikitable" !Date !Miles cycled !Fatness !Pints !Lambert & Butlers !Kebabs !Comments
 * Monday 24 May
 * 24
 * 15st 4lbs
 * Tuesday 25 May
 * 26
 * 15st 1lbs
 * Wednesday 26 May
 * 28
 * 14st 12lbs
 * Thursday 27 May
 * 12
 * 15st
 * Fucking pissing it down - bollocks to that
 * Friday 28 May
 * 29
 * 14st 12lbs
 * Pissed down again. If only there was some kind of bicycle you could use indoors (for exercising)
 * Saturday 29 May
 * 0
 * 14
 * 20
 * Party!
 * Sunday 30 May
 * 0
 * 12
 * 30
 * 1
 * Hair of the dog
 * Monday 31 May
 * 0
 * 15st
 * 5
 * 4
 * 1
 * Hair of the hair of the dog
 * 14st 12lbs
 * Pissed down again. If only there was some kind of bicycle you could use indoors (for exercising)
 * Saturday 29 May
 * 0
 * 14
 * 20
 * Party!
 * Sunday 30 May
 * 0
 * 12
 * 30
 * 1
 * Hair of the dog
 * Monday 31 May
 * 0
 * 15st
 * 5
 * 4
 * 1
 * Hair of the hair of the dog
 * Hair of the dog
 * Monday 31 May
 * 0
 * 15st
 * 5
 * 4
 * 1
 * Hair of the hair of the dog
 * Hair of the hair of the dog