User talk:Wiggles

So what are you wiggling? Ace McWickedModel 500 23:27, 30 July 2009 (UTC)
 * My long dangly... piece of string. Wiggles (talk) 23:29, 30 July 2009 (UTC)
 * Enchanté. 23:39, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

Janitor
Congratulations, you have gone 4 days with out vandalising our site, you are now a janitor. The first thing you will notice are extra buttons. Some people claim there are also red exclamation marks, but they are likely to be on drugs so take no notice of them. The rules. Don't delete (vaporise) or protect (capture) a page without discussion on its talk page first. We don't protect so ignore that tab altogether. Don't use hide/show for anything but hiding personal information such as Andy's address or TK's phone number (both have been posted at some stage so we installed this feature). I check the logs occasionally and I have so little to do I will chase you up about what it is you are hiding. Don't block people that aren't sysops, we have a feature called vandal bin that is linked to from the block page use that. Talk pages are community property including this one, which after people notice this post they will come along and defecate all over. Don't edit others comment or remove content without archiving. Here are the RationalWiki:Community Standards and RationalWiki:Sysop guide, please read; someone once did and notice they were full of spelling errors which shows you how few people read them. A simple rule is tell someone what you are doing before you do it, that way when and angry mob is after you for deleting WIGO CP (again has actually happened) we will at least know why. Good luck. 12:46, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
 * That's a lot of rules. Can't I just run around in a disorganised manner editing like the Guinness-drunk Irishman I am? Wiggles (talk) 12:57, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Change Guinness to whiskey, and Irishman to Welshman, and you could be Human. 13:03, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Maybe I'm an Irish equivalent. Anyhoo, thanks for the extra powers. Wiggles (talk) 13:15, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Read Wikipedia's rules and style and you'll realise that really isn't a lot of rules. Maybe if they were bullet-pointed it would be easier to read. In even shorter terms, just don't do anything you're not too sure of unilaterally- bring it up on a related talk page first and people who either know better or just think that they know better will chime in and help. 13:42, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

Insomnia Article
There are those who feel that your article is 'off mission' - hey, never mind them and don't lose any sleep over it. Bob Soles (talk) 15:29, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Fortunately my insomnia cleared off about two years ago. Thanks for the heads up. Wiggles (talk) 16:09, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

A nice Irish stout...
Guinness! 18:31, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Cannot fault that. 18:41, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Got me through many a tough time. Wiggles (talk) 09:30, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

Easy!
The guy you vandal binned didn't write anything anti-Semitic. 20:48, 8 August 2009 (UTC)


 * No, I wasn't promoting 'race hatred' (a meaningless concept as you liberals use it), but I have the right to. Fall down
 * That was my bad - sorry Fall Down. I'm new and I PANICKED! But I'm not a fucking liberal. How many socks do you have anyway? Wiggles (talk) 20:53, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
 * "One more than he did before" apparently. 21:13, 8 August 2009 (UTC)