Fun talk:Morris Dancing

I must admit that I'm a bit tempted to put a mission doubt template on this. --Bobbing up 11:10, 9 November 2007 (EST)
 * I don't know. I think a case could be made that Morris Dancing is a problematic and deeply irrational issue which too few people are aware of. -- AKjeldsen Godspeed! 11:25, 9 November 2007 (EST)
 * Mmmm. So you think it comes under: "2. Analyzing and refuting the full range of crank ideas."? I don't find myself completely convinced.--Bobbing up 11:29, 9 November 2007 (EST)
 * I've never participated but it seems to be a bloody good excuse to get ratted. If it was ethnic or tribal, ie not English, it'd be celebrated. Allegedly a hangover from pagan religion (doubtful?) it's fun for participants. BTW most morris doesn't use sticks. Susan  ... purrrrrr ...  11:39, 9 November 2007 (EST)
 * (I don't think it's on mission though -> Fun?) Susan  ... purrrrrr ...

I moved this to fun, since it probably is. Still, there's something about morris dancing. I'm sure it's some sort of conspiracy... --Jeeves 16:22, 9 November 2007 (EST)
 * Damn right it's a consipiracy. A conspiracy to get everyone good and drunk.  I'll let you in, if you like. Researcher 19:39, 14 November 2007 (EST)

Explanation?
I'm an American, so I really don't get the animus against Morris dancing. I've learned how to dance here (not entirely properly, by some standards I've heard--we allow women to dance as well, and I know I prefer it that way), but I find it to be some of the most fun I've ever had. Where does the hatred come from? Researcher 05:27, 15 October 2009 (UTC)

Conservapedia and clog dancing==

CP does not have an article on clog dancing.

Is this part of the CD conspiracy so the poor ignorant CPers are not alerted to the dangers posed - Men dressing up - as horses (CP is agin cross dressing, and this possibly involves b*t*ity) and touching women with sticks in a suggestive manner (and you don't need Freud 'to know what that means') etc. 82.44.143.26 (talk) 17:13, 23 December 2011 (UTC)