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Gaetz's Congressional portriat. Also that forehead.
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Matt Gaetz (aka The Venmo Lester) (1982–) is a woke-obsessed, far-right, pedophile Congressman, serving as a Republican Representative for Florida's 1st district since 2017, and is close allies with MTG and Lauren Boebert in the Freedom Caucus.

Scandal at Venmo[edit]

The main story[edit]

Matt Gaetz was outed as a child sex abuser who was lending money to underage girls in an attempt to lure them and sexually assault them.

Aftermath[edit]

When accused of his actions, Gaetz cried about how cancel culture was trying to go after him.[1] Perhaps disturbingly enough, he attended a debut screening of the fantasy satire film Barbie with his wife Ginger, who later lambasted the film for what they perceive as a "lack of family values", never mind the fact that Gaetz himself lacked the same values they claim to promote and that the theatre he and his wife attended were jam-packed with the very same age group he lusts upon.[2]

Other shenanigans[edit]

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