Essay:Jelly and custard

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Jell-o, jelly, and custard... one of these things is not like the other.

Section 1: A history of Jelly[edit]

Section 2: The custard insurrection[edit]

A new dawn of confection?[edit]

The confectionate forces strike![edit]

The fall of New York[edit]

Section 3: Practical jelly[edit]

Section 4: Whimsical jelly[edit]

Section 5: Appendix A: The blood of Englishmen[edit]

Section 6: Appendix B: How to kill insects[edit]

Section 7: Comments from Tmtoulouse[edit]

I will comment where I damn well please. — Unsigned, by: Tmtoulouse / talk / contribs