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User:Totnesmartin/Belgium

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Belgium is actually a quite interesting place[edit]

Belgians can bungee jump in cars
And they have five famous stars
You can see the pissing statue
Stand in front and he looks back at you

Here's a fact that'll have you fainting
They invented saxophones and oil painting

Chorus
Belgium is actually a quite interesting place (x2)

Belgian teeth are very sweet
Chocolate is their special treat
The food is rich but oh so good
Tastes exactly exactly as it should

They're very good at making Pâté
You will easily put on some weight that way

Chorus again

Belgians are subject to lies and slanders
About the dullnes of Wallonia and Flanders
But see for yourself the emptiness of jesting
because Belgium is actually quite interesting

Van Gogh's painting's cost very much
...hang on a minute, wasn't he Dutch?

Chorus to fade

Profanity[edit]

"Belgium" is considered to be the most profane expletive in the galaxy.

See also[edit]