Fucking Beatles fan

You are, aren't you?

I thought it was the rolling stones that had the rivalry with the Beatles? You must mean Taylor Swift, in which case no I am not.

I dislike the Stones, Beatles, Elvis, and Swift.

The Stones only rival was their future selves. The elder statesmen lost. I beat Taylor Swift in being fat. For now at least...

Have you seen how thin Taylor Swift is? Everyone beats her in being fat.

Damn Chicken Ass, he's polluting the entire wiki. If it weren't for his bizarre affinities, we wouldn't be having this problem.

You continue to be the only one having a problem.

Tell me about it. I'm a fucking skeleton.