much better

at this talking thing then i am.

That's because you suck at capital letters. Here, have a copy of Capital letters, arabic numerals, punctuation marks, accents, and other extraneous add-ons to the latin alphabet for dummies. It's only 2000 pages, you'll be done by tomorrow. :D

Does it have pictures?

ASCII art, yes.

Even LUEshi?

This sounds like the best book ever!