Your beautiful nightmare

:-D

...You can even hear the baby in the background crying.

Ungrateful little ingrate. Doesn't he know there's a video camera going? (I am not fond of children, if you can't guess.)

Hahaha. That's the sound of his shattering childhood from watching that happen to his toys. ANYYYYWAYS~ I'm 'meh' about children. I'm scared and intrigued by them.

Children are devilish little blighters. (This is usually where my dad pipes up with, "You were a child yourself, once." To which I always respond, "That's exactly why I can say with authority that children are awful." Lord knows I was an unbearable little turd as a child.)

...Heh. I can't say I was terrible. I like to think I was pretty nice child...once I got my canines filed.