Your beautiful nightmare

Children are devilish little blighters. (This is usually where my dad pipes up with, "You were a child yourself, once." To which I always respond, "That's exactly why I can say with authority that children are awful." Lord knows I was an unbearable little turd as a child.)

...Heh. I can't say I was terrible. I like to think I was pretty nice child...once I got my canines filed.