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My dad is getting a 52 year old bottle of cognac for his birthday this year. I guess I will not try it then.

Тytalk18:34, 26 June 2012

It might be good. As a novelty it's fine. But it's not the be-all-and-end-all. 15 year Laphraooaooaauaugugugggiiiggn - or however you spell it - is nice. But it will blow your cock off just sniffing it. And if you don't have one, it will cause you to grow one and then blow it off.

Scarlet A.pngpathetic21:08, 26 June 2012

"Consuming this may make you a hermaphrodite" is the most interesting warning label (and the most niche advertising campaign possible).

Star of David.png Radioactive afikomen Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.04:23, 27 June 2012

More accurately, "Consuming this may make you an EXPLODING hermaphrodite", which I imagine would garner a wider market than you'd think, if only for people buying it for friends to see their reaction.

Kels (talk)04:32, 27 June 2012

Hmmm, to the Photoshopmobile!

Scarlet A.pngsshole09:45, 27 June 2012
 
 
 
 

On my Father's 65th birthday we had some 50-year old cognac athe the restaurant and it was incredibly smooth. So for my 40th birthday I decided that I wanted a 40-year cognac to celebrate. I spent many hours chasing around Paris looking for a 1952 cognac but to no avail, so I ended up with 40-year old armagnac. I plan to get a suitably aged bottle of cognac for my 65th but next time I won't be too picky about the year.

Redchuck.gif ГенгисmutatingModerator09:11, 27 June 2012