User:Jinxmchue

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Soxorz of Jinx McHueHi Jinx!, World's biggest dick (as a character flaw, not a physical trait, Uncle Ed sez so).

WHERE OH WHERE HAS OUR LITTLE JINX GONE?
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As a wild mage, Jinx was prone to "wild surges," or strange, random and unexpected magical effects. Jinx's most prized possession was a wand of wonder, which he as a wild mage could occasionally control (via a random die roll) in order to power any of the spells he knew (i.e. he did not need to have them memorized). Unfortunately, both Jinx's wild surges and the use of the wand of wonder seemed to lead to very unfortunate circumstances at the most inopportune times.

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