User:Commander Ferret

The Truth Will Set You Free

I am Commander Ferret. I have cracked the Google Group for the conservapedia sysops. Why? Because it was a place for elitists, who make me want to fucking throw up. By bringing the truth to light, only them can the divide heal. (Read bottom paragraph to acquire copies)

Want proof? Go to Google and type in New Discussion Group. It doesn't exist. Why? Because I sent a courtesy letter to Petty Officer Brian Macdonald, USN (Ret.) informing him that his group was jacked and clearing delivering simple requests.

These requests are;

1. Convene a Permanent Judicial Council composed of users acceptable

to my employer to review all bans

1. Tentatively unblock;

Sid AmesG Tmtoulouse Cracker Palmd

1. Restore Tmtoulouse to his Sysop position

1. Repeal 90/10

1. Unlock Theory of Evolution

1. Abolish the Elite Ten and create a new group among all Sysops and Users

My deal is simple. I will sell copies of group discussions for an administrative slot here at Rationalwiki with Checkuser. Thats it. If someone grants me administrative access to the forums (all of them!), i will throw in some extras that are guaranteed to satisfy ;-).