As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I, DiamondDisc1, pledge to only block users if they ask for it, or insert unfunny vandalism. I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, we will make a formal report to the mob. Is that all? If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORITY", er, there is nothing I can or will do. Or is there?And if you don't like my user page, Anonymous user, then deal with it!
As an elected Moderator on RationalWiki: I, DiamondDisc1, pledge to only rename users if they ask for it, or have unfunny usernames. I furthermore pledge that if I do something wrong, it can't be me, because if the moderator does it, it is not a crime. I promise to do my job to the best of my ability.
Doesn't this get your attention when it's in big letters?