User:JJPMaster/Feng shui format

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The following is a list of cliches in feng shui bracelet ads.

  • Middle-aged woman ✅
  • Something terrible happens ✅
  • She finds an “odd-looking bracelet” ✅
  • Puts it on ✅
  • Becomes rich ✅
  • Travels ✅
  • Loses the bracelet ✅
  • Loses job and money ✅
  • "Friend" finds bracelet ✅
  • Woman learns about feng shui ✅
  • Woman buys another bracelet ✅
  • Regains good luck ✅