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User:President Donald J. Trump

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Don't worry, I'm not here to be malicious.

I'm the best looking candidate ever! Update: I'm the best looking president-elect ever! Update: I'm the best looking president ever!

Vote for me![edit]

My victory will be yuuuuuuuuge, it's gonna be tremendous! I have the best slogan and campaign!

My Backstory[edit]

I grew up in a tiny mansion in the middle of someplace. I had a extremely hard life. My dad only gave me a small loan of a billion dollars. When I was a kid I went to the best schools, the best. My scores were so perfect that the teachers said,"Donald, your scores are too high! Could you get a few answers wrong?”

Make America Great Again
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This user is male.
IQ This user's IQ is Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge!.
50 States flag.png This user lives in the best damn country on Earth, and you better believe it!
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This user lives in the northern part of the Western Hemisphere.
Pile of Socks.JPG This user maintains the best, yugest, most tremendous socks on Rationalwiki.

Update on the above[edit]

I WON SUCKERS!!! DEAL WITH IT!! SIEG HEIL!!

Second update[edit]

Greetings from your 45th President, the best ever Donald Trump!