User:President Donald J. Trump
Don't worry, I'm not here to be malicious.
Vote for me!
My victory will be yuuuuuuuuge, it's gonna be tremendous! I have the best slogan and campaign!
I grew up in a tiny mansion in the middle of someplace. I had a extremely hard life. My dad only gave me a small loan of a billion dollars. When I was a kid I went to the best schools, the best. My scores were so perfect that the teachers said,"Donald, your scores are too high! Could you get a few answers wrong?”
Update on the above
I WON SUCKERS!!! DEAL WITH IT!!
Greetings from your 45th President, the best ever Donald Trump!