User:Stabby the Misanthrope/It's two in the morning, no one else is editing, and I'm so bored I just ate a twinkie

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Actually, it was a Little Debbie's Strawberry ShortcakeTM, but I say "twinkie" to keep things simple. And seriously, why do you all stop editing at night?

It's a quarter to three in the morning, and it's time to ask myself the hard questions.

Like, is Andrew Schlafly a test of our faith in God? Do sheep count humans to go to sleep?
How many hyperactive six-year-olds running in hamsterwheels would it take to power us to the moon? Is Human actually human, or just a clever facsimile? If a tree falls over in a forest and no one is around, does somewhere an environmentalist wake up sweating?

Why can't you all be insomniacs like me?! --Star of David.png Radioactive afikomen Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments. 05:30, 26 December 2007 (EST)

Yo! It's 6 AM here, and I still haven't gone to bed! ГдлессЛиберал 06:03, 26 December 2007 (EST)
And yet, you still hath answereth none of the questions, young GodlessLiberal. Why are you godless?! Did a religionous man beat you as a child? You p00r boy!--Star of David.png Radioactive afikomen Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments. 06:14, 26 December 2007 (EST)
Alas, I cannot answer any of the questions. But I am godless because my mother told me there was no Santa, Easter Bunny, or Tooth Fairy. I just assumed Jesus wasn't real either. ГдлессЛиберал 06:16, 26 December 2007 (EST)

Yessir, I am a FRUITCAKE. --Cheers,RyanIcons-flag-au.pngǂ wuz here ǂ 06:11, 26 December 2007 (EST)

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Think your pussycat just got onto your keyboard Pinto. (Nice self blockingation btw: Heh! Heh! Playing with yourself.) 04:44, 30 December 2007 (EST)

Anyone can block a troll, but it takes 'real' skill to block yourself on mistake. Pinto's5150 Talk 04:58, 30 December 2007 (EST)
Sorry RA, lots of things to do.  :-) --Bobbing up 05:21, 30 December 2007 (EST)
Actually, you could always leave a comment here: User talk:AmesG/wikilawyering - it's a bit short of input at the moment.--Bobbing up 05:23, 30 December 2007 (EST)