These are my rules for life, the universe, and everything.
- Rule of Volt: All people have opinions, and they deserve to say them.
- Rule of Locke: Argue with everyone, especially Thomas Hobbes.
- Rule of Two: Two there should be; no more, no less. One to embody power, the other to crave it."
- Rule of Colbert: Stephen Colbert is always right. No exceptions.
- (First) Rule of Fight Club: You do not talk about fight club.
- (Second) Rule of Fight Club: I SAID DON'T TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB.
- Rule of HA: When in doubt replace your user page with HA over and over.