User talk:Ace McWicked/Archive2

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You made a long rant on the saloon bar talk page. From it I assumed you were going insane, any truth to that ;-)

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You made a long rant on the saloon bar talk page. From it I assumed you were going insane, any truth to that ;-)--Ipatrol 21:16, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

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You made a long rant on the saloon bar talk page. From it I assumed you were going insane, any truth to that ;-)

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You made a long rant on the saloon bar talk page. From it I assumed you were going insane, any truth to that ;-) ħuman 21:18, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

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You made a long rant on the saloon bar talk page. From it I assumed you were going insane, any truth to that ;-) Mei 21:18, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

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You made a long rant on the saloon bar talk page. From it I assumed you were going insane, any truth to that? ;-) ĵ₳¥ášÇ♠ʘ wasn't me! 21:11, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

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You made a long rant on the saloon bar talk page. From it I assumed you were going insane, any truth to that? ;-) Ace McWicked^{The Liquid Room} 21:23, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

!!??!!

Whats all this fucking gibberish on my talk page? Ace McWicked^{The Liquid Room} 23:20, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

Who the fuck knows: It appears to be IPatrol & Mei being "Amusing" or something. _and marmite 23:22, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

By the way,Ace, what you sent for my lonely nights was quite ... disturbing, thanks, I think. _and marmite 23:24, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

Yes, that man is quite pretty on a lonely night. Ace McWicked^{The Liquid Room} 23:25, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

Thanks!

Thanks for the promotion, Ace! I'll use my powers well and wisely. Cheers. Junggai 20:49, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

Ken

Where is that Ken

Gentlemen letter you promised? - π 23:40, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

Argh! Jesus fuck I forgot! I'll do it tonight when I get home. Sorry about that. Ace McWicked^{Disco Jesus} 23:47, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

No rush Ken

laughs are always good, they never seem to age. - π 23:49, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

You home yet? - π 05:18, 15 May 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, but how do I upload it as a word doc? Ace McWicked^{Disco Jesus} 05:22, 15 May 2009 (UTC)

Wouldn't bother, just put it in Conservapedia:Red_Telephone/Gentleman-11-May-2009 or something like that. - π 05:25, 15 May 2009 (UTC)

Type it myself? on it...Ace McWicked^{Disco Jesus} 05:26, 15 May 2009 (UTC)

How do you have it stored? - π 05:27, 15 May 2009 (UTC)

Copied the screenshot onto a word doc. Ace McWicked^{Disco Jesus} 05:29, 15 May 2009 (UTC)

So why didn't you just copy it to paint and save it as a jpeg? If you use firefox install this for future use. - π 05:33, 15 May 2009 (UTC)

I did but the resolution is garbage. Hold up, I'll sort something. Ace McWicked^{Disco Jesus} 05:37, 15 May 2009 (UTC)

That screen grab is good as it uses png. - π 05:40, 15 May 2009 (UTC)

Are you able to do something with it? My lady just arrived home and I gotta sort some shit out. Ace McWicked^{Disco Jesus} 05:42, 15 May 2009 (UTC)

Please her. And later go fuck yourself for uploading a shit image. I still love you. I'm still not gay. User:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 05:49, 15 May 2009 (UTC)

Hi Ace

I feel sort of strange approaching a stranger on the internet in this way, but I couldn't help but notice your post in the saloon. As a recovering alcoholic myself, I'll extend to you the same token I would anyone I meet in the real world. If you need someone to talk to, please let me know, I'd be happy to help in any way I can. -George A. ^{— Unsigned, by: Jorge / talk / contribs}

That's very sweet of you, George A. I'll keep you in mind if I ever struggle to "dry out". ħuman 03:38, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

Why George, that is very kind of you and if I am ever in that situation I'll let you know! But also, allow me to explain - my post in the Saloon Bar seems to have been taken in a far more serious light than intented. While I am a "piss artist" (see below) and drink more than my body weight on any given day and also while I may experience mild withdrawl symptoms (irritablily, insomnia etc) upon going cold turkey my life is still entirely managable with many friends, a good job, promising career etc etc. The only reason I sought to stop was because I was getting behind and needed three days to catch up. Trust me, I have been doing this for more years than I can count. But nonetheless, thank you George. It is very sweet of you. Ace McWicked^{Disco Jesus} 04:18, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

"firstly, whats a piss artist?"

No offence intended. One of my countrymen identified "piss artist" with "habitual drunk", I disagree: it's more a person who is skilled in the art of becoming pissed. I have known many excellent p.a.s and have occasionally attempted to join their number. Unfortunately a rather repressed childhood, combined with a small bladder and a tendency towards alcohol related unconsciousness have prevented me from achieving the true mastery of the art. _and marmite 03:57, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

Solution to small bladder: drink strong drinks. Solution to unconsciousness: drink in bed? ħuman 04:03, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

Toast, no offence taken. And Human, damn good idea about drinking in bed. One of more worst habits is leaving empty beer bottles in the shower. But, god damn, hot shower and cold beer go together so well. Ace McWicked^{Disco Jesus} 04:19, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

I'll have to try that. Except I take baths (can't fall down?), but still, I do forget the potential pleasure of bringing my drink in to play with duckie. ħuman 04:31, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

Baths are for sissies. I have a spa bath but never use it, maybe once or twice I did. But there is something really nice about having the outside of your body covered in streaming hot water while the whole inside is streaming with ice cold beer. It's grand. Ace McWicked^{Disco Jesus} 04:34, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

^EC)→Human) I drink strong drinks: single malts or nearly neat gin for preference, they tend to either accelerate the unconscious phase or bring on a maudlin^{(foolishly or mawkishly sentimental because of drunkenness)} state. The drinking in bed? I am not devoted to teh alcohol enuff to avoid the other thing that bed is good for - and I don't mean sleeping. _and marmite 04:36, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

Re: the maudlin, well as a boy who likes girls, that actually works well for me. As for your comment about bed, you got me there. Better things to do. ħuman 05:12, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

You dont need an Ace up your sleeve when you have one in your bed. Ace McWicked^{Disco Jesus} 05:17, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

You're home early from the party (I think - or has it not happened yet?) - and surprisingly cogent. What went WRONG?!?!?! ħuman 06:33, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

things didnt go my way on that front. The guest list put me off. Though I may drop by the party in an hour or so. I have only just finished my dinner, cigarette dangling from chisled jaw, beer on ice and a vague promise of sexual congress shortly. I haven't decided to flee the confines of my habitat or to stay and breed. Ace McWicked^{Disco Jesus} 06:46, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

Stay and breed. Chisel later... ħuman 06:52, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

Your latest user page post

Should surely be an article here, though I'm not sure what to use for the title. The fucking Ken-Doll ref is too cool for words. Hmmm, what to call it? ħuman 05:24, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

hmm well I have the full magazine article also. Its about 1500 words. I could post it perhaps. Ace McWicked^{Disco Jesus} 06:29, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

and the "no compete" clause has expired? ħuman 06:31, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

Fuck 'em. There were no clauses and no contracts were signed, I burnt my bridges with those fucks sometime ago. I have a second one that I wrote after an Iron Maiden concert also. All copyrighted to me. Ace McWicked^{Disco Jesus} 06:43, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

For you

_and marmite 03:24, 15 May 2009 (UTC)

HA! very good. Ace McWicked^{Disco Jesus} 05:16, 15 May 2009 (UTC)

Drinking

You seem to be a bit of expert, so can you tell me which beer makes a sound other than the usual "shh-crack" noise? Like one that makes the sound of me taking the bins out or cleaning out the fridge? I'm getting a bit sick of the wife yelling at me from the living room every time I open a cold one. Crundy 13:53, 19 May 2009 (UTC)

I understand. Heres a tip, buy Grolsch beers that have the lever action cap instead. No crack noise. Or, if she is in another room, open two beers and neck one quickly and bring the second into the lounge. When asked why it sounded as if you opened two just say you didnt get the cap off all the way. Ace McWicked^{Disco Jesus} 20:39, 19 May 2009 (UTC)

Expert advice dear sir. However, I also heard that alcohol can cause memory loss, or even worse, memory loss. Is this true? Crundy 21:41, 19 May 2009 (UTC)

Well, I may have memory loss but at least I dont have memory loss. Ace McWicked^{Disco Jesus} 22:26, 19 May 2009 (UTC)

I don't remember losing anything that mattered. ħuman 05:59, 20 May 2009 (UTC)

Dear Ace

Hahaha awesome. Thanks Nutty! Ace McWicked^{Disco Jesus} 20:50, 20 May 2009 (UTC)

Has Ace done a runner?

So: you run a service station, Ace? ^{This message brought to you by: respond}_and honey 09:30, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

Alright now Susan Toast, dont tell anyone. I'll contact you when I arrive with my bags with dollar signs on the side. I'll be staying at the Ritz under the name "Guy Incognito". A guy by the name of "Arthur Rocks" will come see you. He'll be disgused as a politican so you'll have no trouble recognising him. Holy shit, they are on to me. Whats that hammering at my door? Fuck, they'll never take me alive......and so forth...Ace McWicked^{Disco Jesus} 10:40, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

I'll have a pink carnation in my hair and a copy of the Times under my arm. See you soon. ^{This message brought to you by: respond}_and honey

John Howard letter

Do you still have a copy, it would provide great lulz? - π 01:22, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

I have it somewhere. Its in an old briefcase that I cant remember the code to. The letter also details my disapointment with the meat content inside Mrs Macs Pies. Ace McWicked^{Disco Jesus} 01:31, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

A Stanley knife should do the trick. - π 01:34, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

I'll have to track it down. it was written early one morning, after my birthday I think. It was 5am and there were shaly hands and jaw grinding aplomb. Ace McWicked^{Disco Jesus} 01:39, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

Heathen

Well here I am, and you're right, it feels so good to be so dirty.

the filth and the fury Ace McWicked^{Disco Jesus} 17:13, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

Dear Ace, you are very friendly to new editors. That is a nice way to be. User:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 01:42, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

Nice of you to say so Nutty. But remember I can also be really bitchy if on my bad side. Heh. Ace McWicked^{Disco Jesus} 01:44, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

Human's laydeez room

Oi! Fuckface! Come over to Human's place and we'll trash the gaff. If you need a line meet me in the laydeez. DogP^{Marmite Patrol} 02:25, 23 May 2009 (UTC)

The Package

Ace, the package was successfully secured and delivered unharmed yesterday. Awaiting further instruction. RadRad McCool 01:45, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

The package?! Dont mention the package around here, you'll get everyone excited. Ace McWicked^{Disco Jesus} 01:47, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

Ace are you talking to your sockpuppet? - π 01:50, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

Nope, I dont have a sock. Rad is an associate. Ace McWicked^{Disco Jesus} 01:54, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

Really? What a strange little world you live in. - π 01:56, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

Hey fuck-face, did you just call my world little? Strange yes but a giant like me needs a wide world in which to stride. Ace McWicked^{Disco Jesus} 01:59, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

A bother in arms if you will.Rad McCool 01:57, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

"A bother in arms" excellent. ħuman 03:11, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

Actually makes more sense than "brother". I'm a member of Aces Australian Division.Rad McCool 03:16, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

Is there a difference bw NZ and Australia? - π

Nah, they're both lumpen chunks of rock in the south Pacific populated by sheep-fuckers, drunks, and cannibals. The rest of the world doesn't distinguish between them. Or exinguish fires that flare up between them. ħuman 03:48, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

Sheep-fuckers, that is good coming from a Welshman, you guys invented it. - π 04:33, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

And we resent amateurs doing it wrong. ħuman 04:47, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

Who stole my signature to spread deceit, you bastard. - π 03:40, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

I wondered..

..when the intimidation would begin. Rad McCool 00:36, 30 May 2009 (UTC)

Valium?

Wait, you're on teh beerz and diazepam? Where do you get yer benzos from? Any spare change gov (if you know what I mean)? Crundy 22:08, 1 June 2009 (UTC)

It's all legit, I have a prescription. Ace McWicked^{Disco Jesus} 22:14, 1 June 2009 (UTC)

Sweet. Feel like sharing the love? Crundy 22:25, 1 June 2009 (UTC)

Not particularly. Ace McWicked^{Disco Jesus} 22:30, 1 June 2009 (UTC)

Meh. Fine. Back to the booze then. Crundy 22:31, 1 June 2009 (UTC)

2 words, Crundy. Robo. Tussin. One more word. Benedryl. User:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 23:37, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

Thanks.

Promoted for awesomeness eh? Cool. I will use my powers wisely master. Seriously though, thanks! --Beishanlong ^grandis 23:20, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

The hell is up with this "wisely" business today? Did someone go and muck up our wiki with responsible admins while I was away? tmtoulouse 23:22, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

I know, this guy is the second one who I promoted and then stated they would use their powers "wisely". Both have been blocked for insolence. Ace McWicked^{Disco Jesus} 23:24, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

Kinda confused (and the Mojitos aren't helping), but I ROFL at this! --Beishanlong ^grandis 23:30, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

I hope you learned your lesson. Ace McWicked^{Disco Jesus} 23:34, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

Maybe. Ask me tomorrow..... I think? :P --Beishanlong ^grandis 23:37, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

Meow

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I started it to relieve the boredom of editing wikipedia - especially when I was writing about shellfish for a month. the habit has stuck. I'm glad someone likes it rather than being annoyed by it. And now, off to bed. Me, that is, not you. Totnesmartin 23:34, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

It fills my heart with ease. Ace McWicked^{Disco Jesus} 23:35, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

I have sent you a very important email

User:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 22:33, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

RESEND - Had to change my email address. Ace McWicked^{Disco Jesus} 22:39, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

I haven't sent you a very important email. Was that your penis? ħuman 04:01, 10 June 2009 (UTC)

I have sent you a very important email, on behalf of your bank, to confirm your account details. - π 04:03, 10 June 2009 (UTC)

Details confirmed, when can I expect my $9,000,000? I need it soon, so please act promptly. ħuman 04:13, 10 June 2009 (UTC)

the email I got from Human asked if I wanted to increase my penis size. Ace McWicked^{Disco Jesus} 04:49, 10 June 2009 (UTC)

Dear Ace

User:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 03:54, 10 June 2009 (UTC)

User:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 19:31, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

I wont be able to see this until I get home from work Nutty, my PC here is shite. Ace McWicked^{Disco Jesus} 20:10, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

Prick

You fucking geek. Fuck you. Prick. Etc. (IE, more gratuitous swear words) MC 86.45.200.112 12:27, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

Yes, quite. Indeed good sir. You have hit the nail on the head. Ace McWicked^{Disco Jesus} 20:10, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

Boring

I like "tedious", it's good. Maybe I should make a template of words to describe me. Tedious, ugly, snivelling, pathetic, shit, etc. SJ ^Debaser 16:39, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

Naaaa you're OK in my book. Ace McWicked^{Disco Jesus} 20:10, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

And you're drunk in mine. And Schlafly Doo 4 btw. SJ ^Debaser 15:20, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

Penis envy

Where did this very random insult about penis size 'emerge' from? Feel insecure about your lad do ya? MarcusCicero 08:36, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

You wouldn't say that if you'd seen Ace's penis in it's full glory. I have 20 year old trees with smaller trunks. ħuman 08:43, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

As in, Welcome to the Wonderful World of Bonsai? Mountain Blue 06:34, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

Jesus fucking christ MC. I made a random insult and called you "dickless". The same way I have called you "fuckface" yet for some reason "dickless" is what has stuck with you. HA! I know why it stuck with you! Because you have no penis. Ace McWicked^{Disco Jesus} 01:01, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

Yo

Thanks, mate. What terrible responsibilities does my new position of clout and lordship entail? Mountain Blue 06:36, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

En garde! I'll let you try my Wu Tang style

Referenced here. Fucking brilliant.

User:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 03:46, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

Gobbledegook

I'm having a drink for you and your problems after seeing your comment on the DeanS thing. Hoping you're alright.

Also, I farted in your userspace. Apologies. SJ ^Debaser 19:44, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

Thanks to you. Tough times call for tough bastards. Of which I am one. Ace McWickedⁱ⁹ 04:43, 20 June 2009 (UTC)

Yeah well don't be too tough or hard if you need someone to talk to. ħuman 04:52, 20 June 2009 (UTC)

Well, I am hard, tough and have eyes like granite. Heh, now thats tough. But thanks. Ace McWickedⁱ⁹ 05:05, 20 June 2009 (UTC)

Welcome. ħuman 05:29, 20 June 2009 (UTC)

We know you're hard Ace, remember the time you trashed the bar all by yourself? Brilliant. SJ ^Debaser 19:06, 20 June 2009 (UTC)

Ha, great day that was. Ace McWickedⁱ⁹ 23:38, 20 June 2009 (UTC)

Demotion!

Arigatou! Now where do I collect my apron and scrubbing brushes? --TokyoRose 15:37, 22 June 2009 (UTC)

The Gate

Yeah, sorry about that gate but it was due for demolition anyway. We just sped up the process slightly. In a way it was a good thing cause now you can can extort a new one from the facist bullyboys.Rad McCool 01:28, 27 June 2009 (UTC)

You crawly bumlick, when they took the gate they also took my letterbox. Just spent all day in the hosiptal, christ that place gets too me. Just come home for an hour to have a couple of beers before heading back for the evening show. Ace McWickedⁱ⁹ 02:17, 27 June 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, I walked kilometres around that place. Head to Outpatients as there is a hot receptionist that is pretty loose with the "glad eye". I stalked her for the three days I spent hanging around. As for the evening show, I hear its much better than the matinee. Rad McCool 03:36, 27 June 2009 (UTC)

please to translate User:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 03:49, 27 June 2009 (UTC)

I am back now for the evening. Jesus, there are some sick people wandering around down there. Clutching colostomy bags and vomiting lungs into their fish dinners. Ace McWickedⁱ⁹ 04:29, 27 June 2009 (UTC)

I know, you'd think they'd hide the sick from the general public. If I die before I see another person vacuum up the beef and bacon special through a straw I will die a fairly happy man. Rad McCool 05:25, 27 June 2009 (UTC)

Well, I just Levi around for drinks (drinks being 10am) and now I am back off to the wards again. The gate will be back soon. Ace McWickedⁱ⁹ 02:25, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

T-Shirt

Think I've found the perfect t-shirt for you. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 14:34, 30 June 2009 (UTC)