User talk:Ace McWicked/Archive6

Fresh

20:12, 20 September 2009 (UTC)

Pardon me, sir

Pull my finger. SJ ^Debaser 22:30, 23 September 2009 (UTC)

Cheers for teh powerz

Thanked you on my talk page, but forgot to stick something here. Thanks for the sysop thing. I've already lost weight, and become dangerously attractive to women and poultry. --Concernedresident 17:56, 26 September 2009 (UTC)

Westboro in all its glory

Check out "Keith Allen is going to Hell" on youtube. Its about the Westboro Baptist Church. I like Keith Allen cause he appears to be a chain smoking alcoholic like us. Rad McCool 09:48, 1 October 2009 (UTC)

Beer

Oooh baby

So I just bottled up my 5 gallon batch of european lager (using proper lager yeast) and something odd happened. I ran out of my nice bottles. This is most strange because I have 45 of said bottles and I usually only get 42-ish bottles per batch. In my haste I quickly rinsed and sterilised a bombadier bottle and filled and capped it. While cleaning up I noticed that I did actually have 3 more of my nice bottles which I had somehow missed (this problem may have been alcohol related).

So anyway, I'm looking at my nice collection of beer bottles (see figure 1) and the odd, slightly retarded bottle at the side (see figure 1) and thought "ah well, I'll give that to someone", and for some reason thought of you. I have no idea how much postage of said bottle would be from teh UK to NZ but if it's only a few quid then I'd happily pick up the tab to allow you to try some of my uberbeer, being such a booze expert as thou art. You wants? Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 23:14, 3 October 2009 (UTC)

My taint, your itching desire

This won't be ready in time for the Midwest Meetup, but I'll post a sixer to whomever when it is. I also have a lager that's well ready to bottle. 23:33, 3 October 2009 (UTC)

I miss beer. Haven't had it since before Xmas. --Kels 23:49, 3 October 2009 (UTC)

Goodness dear, why?! 00:10, 4 October 2009 (UTC)

Reflux. It gives me heartburn. --Kels 00:12, 4 October 2009 (UTC)

@Crundy - yes, indeed I wants. Email me yeah. Ace McWicked^{I'm a pretty big deal around here...} 00:52, 4 October 2009 (UTC)

Hahahahaha, you can't get enough to drink in NZ you're importing it now!!Rad McCool 01:39, 4 October 2009 (UTC)

I have a servere migraine and I'm sitting very quietly waiting for the postman to arrive with Crundys beer. Ace McWicked^{I'm a pretty big deal around here...} 01:41, 4 October 2009 (UTC)

@Ace, will do. @Rad, what? It's just like international cuisine, except with booze. @Nutty, that's got some serious froth going on! What yeast did you use? I just ordered me some Lalvin ICV-D47 for some winemaking. Apparently if you leave the wine on the sediment for a while it starts to pick up tropical & citrus flavours :) Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 12:59, 4 October 2009 (UTC)

Ace: All packed up and ready to be dropped off at the post office :) Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 08:20, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

Awesome, fucking legend Crundy. Ace McWicked^{The Liquid Room} 09:37, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

I know it's hard, but you must leave it for a couple of months, otherwise it will taste like shit! Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 10:01, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

Yo my yeast is flocculent because that's how I roll, g. That carboy is an experiment in making a lighter and lower gravity blond ale by adding 20% wheat and using Wyeast Kolsch yeast. My last batch of regular blond ale using the same yeast was a success so I have high hopes for this experiment. 13:37, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

Oooh, Kolsch. I got hooked on that stuff when I visited my friend in Bonn. So which exact yeast is it? The only lager yeast I've used is Saflager S-23. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 15:36, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

It's an ale yeast, not a proper lager yeast, although making a traditional Kolsch, which the ale I made is not, has you treating it as a bit of a hybrid: after the primary fermentation at regular ale temps you shock the beer for a few weeks at lager temps, which helps it clarify. I think the yeast I used for that blonde ale was Wyeast 2565. I hope it will end up with some bright citrus flavors. 15:52, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

Just bottled up 1 gal of my red (well, rose) supermarket grape juice wine. It's a bit fruity and tart at the moment, so I'm going to have to sit there staring at it for a couple of months :(

Actually I just realised, Ace, my house is like some kind of McWicked utopia at the moment. I have 42 bottles of european lager, a primary full of 5 gallons of australian lager, 4 bottles left of peach chablis, 5 bottles of rose, and a gallon of white homebrew all lying around, as well as the obvious "inbetween" store bought beer and wine to keep me going while I wait. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 21:16, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

I have a couple cases of wine laying around but in Ace's house alcohol doesn't keep. What I have gets drunk non-stop until its gone. Then I have to go out and buy more. I have to shop for alcohol daily. Ace^McWicked 21:26, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, all this "waiting for booze" is killing me! Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 21:54, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

You need to hook up with like-minded pals and make beer with them all winter so you have case upon case for the summer. I've been way behind this year and I still have perhaps 3 cases of various drinkable homebrews waiting for those rare moments when I can't stagger far enough to get to the liquor store. Got 5 gallons of that kolsch/ale in the secondary. The gear and ingredients are cheap once you have the basics and you can make the rest. We use 6 gallon glass carboys we get used on craigslist, laboratory tubing and fittings from my friend's former lab, and superfresh ingredients from our local homebrew store so we can make all-grain recipes without wondering how long that stuff sat on the internet retailer's shelf. You can make a sparger out of used commercial cookwear from the restaurant supply shop and stuff from the home center. We lager in a modified mini-frig we found in the alley. 00:35, 20 October 2009 (UTC)

Vandal bin

If we can't VB an obvious sock/troll, what are we to do? Totnesmartin 20:13, 4 October 2009 (UTC)

Wait until there is good reason. We can't just VB after a couple of comments really. Wait for real trouble. Ace McWicked^{The Liquid Room} 20:14, 4 October 2009 (UTC)

We've been having that for two days. Totnesmartin 20:18, 4 October 2009 (UTC)

Not to start anything I don't want to, but I agree with totnesmartin on this one, Ace.The Goonie Punk ^{Can't sleep, clowns will eat me!} 20:19, 4 October 2009 (UTC)

Just wait and see if they come back. 9 time outta 10 they don't. Ace McWicked^{The Liquid Room} 20:23, 4 October 2009 (UTC)

That is also true. Especially since we've called them out on it now.Gooniepunk2010 ^{Oi! Oi! Oi!} 20:23, 4 October 2009 (UTC)

Up yours!

Fuck off Ace. You know why. SJ ^Debaser 21:41, 7 October 2009 (UTC)

errrr no? Ace^McWicked 22:10, 7 October 2009 (UTC)

Apologies. A joke which turned into a social faux pas... SJ ^Debaser 11:10, 8 October 2009 (UTC)

An email

Has been sent of limited interest or importance.Rad McCool 09:13, 8 October 2009 (UTC)

Received and replied. Ace^McWicked 09:28, 8 October 2009 (UTC)

Thought we might concur. Rad McCool 09:32, 8 October 2009 (UTC)

Of course. Great minds think.......abstractly. I'll email you in the 'morrow. Ace^McWicked 09:33, 8 October 2009 (UTC)

Ball and Chain...

How'd it go with the trouble and strife if you don't mind me asking...? Unlocked the bedroom yet? SJ ^Debaser 18:14, 10 October 2009 (UTC)

We settled everything with some good old fashioned sex making. Ace^McWicked 21:50, 10 October 2009 (UTC)

Lucky you. I miss having a close enough relationship with someone to consider it bipolar. SJ ^Debaser 11:28, 11 October 2009 (UTC)

Hey, you didn't tell us what the offending text message said! Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 20:36, 11 October 2009 (UTC)

And I am not gonna either. Ace^McWicked 20:40, 11 October 2009 (UTC)

Damnit, you can't post severely interesting things like that and then not tell us! That's like saying "I've just discovered something absolutely fantastically mind-blowing, but I'm not going to tell you what it is". Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 11:48, 12 October 2009 (UTC)

Monsewer Fermat did something like that & look at the fuss that caused. ^{I am eating} _& honey^chat 12:04, 12 October 2009 (UTC)

Re: NZ politics

[1] ^{I am eating} _& honey^chat 22:19, 10 October 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for the crazy pictures on my userpage

Ok, you win. I can't compete with the naked guy from Mexico City. (I did lol at that picture though.) *bows to the almighty Ace* Tetronian ^{you're clueless} 02:19, 13 October 2009 (UTC)

Delivery

Wait, so did you get the beer in the end or was the package something else? Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 14:28, 13 October 2009 (UTC)

I am not sure - I haven't picked it up yet. Will be getting it on Saturday. But I am not expecting any other fragile packages. Ace^McWicked 18:52, 13 October 2009 (UTC)

Fair do's. I drank one last night to see how it's getting on. Should be fizzy enough, but tastes a bit lifeless at the moment. It does need another month :( Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 08:39, 14 October 2009 (UTC)

This is what I do, playa

Check out my new video

01:43, 14 October 2009 (UTC)

To console yourself on those lonly nights

I have sent you an email to cuddle. --The Emperor _{Kneel before Zod!} 03:42, 14 October 2009 (UTC)

I sent you something sexy for those lonely nights. Ace^McWicked 03:45, 14 October 2009 (UTC)

Back at you. --The Emperor _{Kneel before Zod!} 03:46, 14 October 2009 (UTC)

I am so fucking horny now. Jesus fuck. Ace^McWicked 03:52, 14 October 2009 (UTC)

Chat now. Bitch. --The Emperor _{Kneel before Zod!} 03:54, 14 October 2009 (UTC)

Always makes me homesick

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7rHZpwuWds&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9crEwkyoHBw&NR=1

Rad McCool 07:30, 14 October 2009 (UTC)

those are awesome eh. So quintessential NZ. Ace^McWicked 21:19, 16 October 2009 (UTC)

emailz

for receiving letterz n shit, yo. --The Emperor _{Kneel before Zod!} 00:10, 16 October 2009 (UTC)

I shall reply in three hours. Ace^McWicked 00:13, 16 October 2009 (UTC)

Wine

Dunno if you're a wine drinker, but this recipe is really easy and tastes really good. Works out at about 50p a bottle of wine. Go on, give it a go :) Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 20:54, 16 October 2009 (UTC)

Hmmmm not much of a wino but I'll check it out. Ace^McWicked 20:56, 16 October 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, but fuck me, that's cheaper than meths. Equipment doesn't cost much either. Drop me a line if you want a shopping list. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 21:11, 16 October 2009 (UTC)

Meths is good value for money. Ace^McWicked 21:16, 16 October 2009 (UTC)

We should post our hooch recipes (beer, wine, meth, whatever) on the wiki in the recipe section. I make a lot of beer with pals. We're making a smoked brisket/bbq sauce beer next weekend. 00:28, 20 October 2009 (UTC)

We used to have the meth recipe from CP here, but I think we de-chemistried it. ħuman 02:13, 20 October 2009 (UTC)

Please explain to me

... how one ends up with a cigarette burn in a pair of underwear. That one was wearing. 00:26, 20 October 2009 (UTC)

Some kind of twisted masturbation exercise? Wouldn't put it past you. Explain to me how I woke up wearing a shoe and sock on one foot and a shoe but no sock on the other? Ace^McWicked 00:29, 20 October 2009 (UTC)

Explain to me how I wope up on a beach in Goa without any memory of flying there, $20 in Australian singles pinned to my boxers, and an itchy asshole? 00:41, 20 October 2009 (UTC)

Explain to me why I woke up with my head up your ass while a guy in the background was screaming "Jesus Nutty, what the fuck have you been eating?!" Ace^McWicked 00:49, 20 October 2009 (UTC)

Dawson's Creek

It's ok, dude, everyone hates Dawson's Creek. Especially us Americans. Tetronian ^{you're clueless} 21:16, 20 October 2009 (UTC)

Except for that one episode as described on my user page, that was awesome because everyone got fucked over. Ace^McWicked 21:24, 20 October 2009 (UTC)

I like the one where they all drowned, were shot in the face, and fired into the sun tied to a rocket. Or was that really an episode or a figment of my imagination? Aboriginal Noise ^{Oh, you want to hit people with garbage cans?} 21:32, 20 October 2009 (UTC)

That would be a kick-ass finale for any show, but especially Dawson's Creek. Tetronian ^{you're clueless} 22:05, 20 October 2009 (UTC)

It's still not as bad as Hollyoaks. That show is where the people whose acting is too bad to appear in a porno end up. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 08:08, 23 October 2009 (UTC)

(I thought Dawson's Creek was an Australian wine label.) ^{I am eating} _& honey^chat 08:15, 23 October 2009 (UTC)

Isn't that Jacob's Creek? Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 08:23, 23 October 2009 (UTC)

Speaking of which, regard. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 08:27, 23 October 2009 (UTC)

Death penalty, innocent?

This article is really interesting. The great state of Texas possibly, and knowingly, executing an innocent man. http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2009/09/07/090907fa_fact_grann/. Rad McCool 00:11, 22 October 2009 (UTC)

17 fucking pages? Fuck that, I only read the New Yorker for the pictures of Lenny. Ace^McWicked 00:15, 22 October 2009 (UTC)

You could read one page at a time for 17 days.Rad McCool 00:22, 22 October 2009 (UTC)

That's why it took my 3.5 years to finish The Stand. Ace^McWicked 00:36, 22 October 2009 (UTC)

Hey, it's even on-mission: from page 12, "In 1997, the International Association of Arson Investigators filed a legal brief arguing that arson sleuths should not be bound by a 1993 Supreme Court decision requiring experts who testified at trials to adhere to the scientific method." We kan haz artikl! ħuman 02:43, 22 October 2009 (UTC)

Great article, and a stirring tale of the battle between real science and voodoowoo. ħuman 03:11, 22 October 2009 (UTC)

Unblock me

Hey Ace, could you unblock me. That fucker Nutty has blocked me for infinite and I don't have the powers to unblock myself. - Pi 04:36, 22 October 2009 (UTC)

err did that work. Ace^McWicked 04:38, 22 October 2009 (UTC)

Looks like it. Thanks. - π 04:39, 22 October 2009 (UTC)

Undercover Angel

The beta is in place, we think we will be ready to roll in time for the deadline. Some more testing is required, however - can you help? ħuman 05:48, 22 October 2009 (UTC)

what. Ace^McWicked 06:01, 22 October 2009 (UTC)

You know. Keep it quiet. Do your part and all will be well. ħuman 06:05, 22 October 2009 (UTC)

I sense real trouble at my end though man. I have had to be a little suspect but I am sure its been low-key. Ace^McWicked 07:02, 22 October 2009 (UTC)

Ooh, secret missions! Can I play? I have a special pen with invisible ink you can only see with my science torch, and some night visions goggles (well, some of my dad's old glasses with a small torch taped to them). I'm ready for duty, SIR. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 22:12, 23 October 2009 (UTC)

Thank you for the pro/demotion

It is always nice to meet someone who likes robots like me. I will treat my new abilities with more care than the 3 laws. Android^{We are all machines} 04:24, 26 October 2009 (UTC)

Beer update

It's gonna blow!!

Err, it seems a little on the fizzy side. Still needs a month in taste as well, but I am worried the bottles are turning into handgrenades :\
Make sure you open it over the sink! Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 14:14, 26 October 2009 (UTC)

How are you adding your priming sugar before bottling? Beautiful color for an ale, btw! Grats on the clarity and straw color. 14:20, 26 October 2009 (UTC)

It's actually a lager, not an ale. I dissolve dextrose in hot water and then add this to my bottling bucket before racking from my conditioning barrel into the bottling bucket, and then bottling. I prefer this to adding half a teaspoon per bottle, as bulk priming tends to be a bit more predictable. Trouble is, I found that using 125g sugar left me with pretty flat beer, so I used a calculator and added about 180g instead, which I did think was a bit too much. I'll use about 150g next time. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 15:57, 26 October 2009 (UTC)

That's exactly how I do it. Do you have the Papazian book? 16:49, 26 October 2009 (UTC)

No, just web taught. Isn't that the book that concentrates more on all-grain brewing? I only do kits at the moment. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 16:53, 26 October 2009 (UTC)

I'll keep it in a quiet, dry, dark space for another month. Like where I keep my fiancee. Ace^McWicked 19:19, 26 October 2009 (UTC)

Your fiancée's dark spaces are anything but quiet and dry. 19:41, 26 October 2009 (UTC)

(Rain man style head thumping) aaaarrrggh! Make it stop!! Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 22:56, 26 October 2009 (UTC)

Email

MOAR FOR U. --The Emperor _{Kneel before Zod!} 00:44, 27 October 2009 (UTC)

Oh come on! I'm teh 1337 h4x0r! I did a w2k IIS unicode directory traversal attack once (well, twice, but we don't talk about the second time). Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 00:46, 27 October 2009 (UTC)

I shall reply in about 2 hours. Ace^McWicked 00:55, 27 October 2009 (UTC)

Snivel. Fine, I'm taking my ball and going home. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 00:57, 27 October 2009 (UTC)

Check email.. more for you! Refugee^{talk page} 22:57, 31 October 2009 (UTC)

That is all

17:32, 30 October 2009 (UTC)

I just laughed so much gin came out of my nose and now my vagina hurts.Rad McCool 03:39, 1 November 2009 (UTC)

So does mine. ħuman 05:13, 1 November 2009 (UTC)