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Thanks for the info

Sorry if I am not up to speed on conservapedia. They are a joke, right? Basic science and testable experiments from elementary school aren't really a liberal conspiracy...right? EmeraldCityWanderer (talk) 02:01, 27 November 2014 (UTC)

No, they're serious (at least the head guys are serious), but to everyone else on the Internet, their site is a laughing stock. Elvis is King is a former Conservapedia admin, and trolls this site and formerly Ameriwiki. He likes to troll me as well. --Colonel Sanders (talk) 02:56, 27 November 2014 (UTC)
Holy shit on a shingle. People believe this in reality? I am not sure if I should be laughing at them or feeling sorry for them. EmeraldCityWanderer (talk) 03:11, 27 November 2014 (UTC)
Yes. I know Andy Schlafly and co. believe in all of their rejection of elementary school science, and Elvis is King believes in all the wacky stuff he spouted off there and he is currently spouting off here. He hates me and calls me a "vile liberal Taylor Swift loving libertarian imbecile" and he has an absolute hatred of video games, sex, bacon, among other things. --Colonel Sanders (talk) 03:16, 27 November 2014 (UTC)
I've yet to hear a complete Miley Cyrus song, but what I hear about her, she sounds like a woman of opportunism, capitalism, and perhaps some talent. I wish her well.Civic CatTalk to Civic Cat 18:39, 27 November 2014 (UTC)
Yeah, those sleazebags Miley and Taylor are what's wrong with America these days. --Elvis is King (talk) 18:40, 27 November 2014 (UTC)

Again,I know little of them save the few radio reports. My music diet includes Fun:Greatest songs, liberal and conservative and this. By the way, wasn't Elvis a drug addict and hypocrite?Civic CatTalk to Civic Cat 18:45, 27 November 2014 (UTC)

They are all bad, and I know Elvis had way more talent in his pinky than Taylor has in her whole body, though. --Elvis is King (talk) 18:49, 27 November 2014 (UTC)
Again I wouldn't know. I don't know any Taylor Swift songs (nor will I watch any video of hers soon unless I get a link to the kind of video that would go into a former list I had here). You got any links to incredible guitar solos by Elvis or list of great songs he wrote? Here's a scene where Elvis is giving some woman a spanking.Civic CatTalk to Civic Cat 20:56, 27 November 2014 (UTC)
I see you're a wise guy. Well, Taylor Swift has done and worn far, far more provocative things and couldn't carry a tune to save her life, and Elvis was a master performer and vocalist.
How does one easily tell that the above post was made by Elvis is King at 02:18, 29 November 2014?Civic CatTalk to Civic Cat 21:37, 4 February 2015 (UTC)

I DEMAND RETRIBUTION

Chicken Boy, you dare ban me for no good reason other than to protect your Taylor Swift loving imbecile self, huh? I demand justice for your ban! I demand your banning privileges be removed, because you are more than incompetent. --Elvis is King (talk) 18:34, 27 November 2014 (UTC)

Go to the thing then. --Colonel Sanders (talk) 23:13, 28 November 2014 (UTC)
Don't mind if I do, Chicken Boy. --Elvis is King (talk) 02:12, 29 November 2014 (UTC)
I OBJECT TO THIS FARCE CHICKEN BOY. YOU THINK YOUR LIBERAL LIBERTARIAN ATHEIST SWIFT LOVING BACON EATING SELF CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT?! --Elvis is King (talk) 04:04, 2 December 2014 (UTC)
Oh, look at who decided to bother me again? Have to love receiving an email letting me know you popped up. So, how are you, Jimmy Boy? --Colonel Sanders (talk) 04:07, 2 December 2014 (UTC)
Chicken Boy? Why don't you go fry yourself some bacon and drool over Taylor Swift instead of trying to administer a website? --Elvis is King (talk) 04:21, 2 December 2014 (UTC)
Awww. Are you cranky again? Did you not get a nap and Rush Limbaugh not come on for you this morning? Do you need a time out? --Colonel Sanders (talk) 04:26, 2 December 2014 (UTC)
You will not talk to me as a child, Chicken Boy. Sad Taylor will never love you? Do you cry yourself to sleep every night at the notion she will never know your sorry libertarian scummy self exists? --Elvis is King (talk) 04:38, 2 December 2014 (UTC)
There's the time out you asked for. Have fun. --Colonel Sanders (talk) 04:42, 2 December 2014 (UTC)
CHICKEN BOY, I DEMAND RETRIBUTION! RESIGN, SIR! RESIGN FOR GIVING ME ANOTHER ARBITRARY BAN FOR DISAGREEING WITH YOUR LIBERAL VIEWS! --Elvis is King (talk) 01:55, 3 December 2014 (UTC)

Oh Hey

what brought you back after such a long absence man? --Miekal 18:47, 27 November 2014 (UTC)

Utter boredom and lack of things to do at the fine "univiersity" [sic] I attend, pretty much. --Colonel Sanders (talk) 23:14, 28 November 2014 (UTC)
Are you gonna return to defend your dame, Chicken Boy? --Elvis is King (talk) 01:09, 23 June 2015 (UTC)
Dame? That seems like a pretty respectful term. Wasn't Taylor Swift "filthy liberal scum" by your account? Have you become a fan of Miss Swift, Elvis is King? 141.134.75.236 (talk) 01:15, 23 June 2015 (UTC)
You're clueless if you think I was respecting her because she is objectively filthy liberal scum, and Chicken Boy is in love with her because if you look at his user page, you will see images of her plastered on his page because he is a manchild who sees value in that utter abomination. This is quite libellous to call me a fan of her, and you shall retract that statement. --Elvis is King (talk) 01:26, 23 June 2015 (UTC)
Statement? I only made an inquiry. And looking at this talkpage, my, it seems your infatuationobsession with Miss Swift goes back quite some time. 141.134.75.236 (talk) 01:32, 23 June 2015 (UTC)
Er, what? Taylor is love, Taylor is life. <13 --Colonel Sanders (talk) 01:36, 23 June 2015 (UTC)
You shall realize that your libeling of me is quite frivolous, as I am neither obsessed nor infatuated with that vile liberal abomination, and Chicken Boy, your defense was very weak and expected for an imbecile who lost all of his brain cells to pot. Defend your claims, and defend your idiocy, Chicken Boy! --Elvis is King (talk) 02:27, 23 June 2015 (UTC)
I'm confused. What do you want me to defend, Jimmy? --Colonel Sanders (talk) 01:04, 26 June 2015 (UTC)
Defend yourself on RealWiki, Chicken Boy! I dare you! It's back and you are gonna cower in fear, you liberal libertarian! I even got Big Ron with it. --Elvis is King (talk) 22:01, 29 June 2015 (UTC)
It's going to be a complete failure like last time, so I think I'll pass on that. --Colonel Sanders (talk) 21:25, 30 June 2015 (UTC)
Probably be naughty pictures of Taylor and bacon. Pork gone wild. :-p -EmeraldCityWanderer (talk) 21:48, 30 June 2015 (UTC)
You mean, like pictures of Taylor naked with nothing but bacon on? Sounds delightful. --Colonel Sanders (talk) 21:50, 30 June 2015 (UTC)