User talk:No Advertising

When this guy starts vandalising, just remember that a helpful jellyfish could have stopped it had they been a sysop <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{That's why I have this doomed expression. You haven't noticed my doomed expression.} 11:39, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

MaKE ME A SYSOP now. NEED VICODIN NOW

Why? --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 11:45, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

Nah, not quite yet. Making one article doesn't really qualify as sysop material. Javasca₧ is writing a comment

Stranger things have happened. Probably. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 11:49, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

Yes, quite yet. NEED VICODIN NOW

No.

Not quite yet. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{That's why I have this doomed expression. You haven't noticed my doomed expression.} 11:52, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

YES yet! NEED VICODIN NOW

Hmmmm.

No... Not yet. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{That's why I have this doomed expression. You haven't noticed my doomed expression.} 11:57, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

No. But we can give you an honorary ban, like the new sysops get. It's almost the same as being a sysop, only not really. Enjoy it while it lasts. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 11:54, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

• Picks up his reinforced banhammer*. Shall I swing? I won't kill him! =D Javasca₧ is writing a comment

Sorry. Bureaucrat's prerogative. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 11:58, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

But I is also Bureaucrat! =D Javasca₧ is writing a comment

What?? Is anyone here not a bureaucrat apart from me?

First one out of you two to elevate me to your level gets to block NeedVic. No excuses. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{That's why I have this doomed expression. You haven't noticed my doomed expression.} 12:02, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

But I already blocked him. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 12:04, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

Details, details. Javasca₧ is writing a comment

Details, details. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 12:01, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

I did put him into the "vandal" group, however. I suppose we will see him at... 12:32. Javasca₧ is writing a comment

He didn't actually do any vandalizing, though, did he? --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 12:04, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

Not that I saw. Bondurant 12:05, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

No, 12:06 I HAZ THE POWERZ!!!! now make me a sysop NEED VICODIN NOW

Why? --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 12:08, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

You're already a sysop. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{That's why I have this doomed expression. You haven't noticed my doomed expression.} 12:10, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

Anonymous is just a bunch of whiny teens, and I CAN HAZ THE POWERZ that's Why. NEED VICODIN NOW

LOL U CAN'T HANDLE POWER! --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 12:14, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

You're already a sysop. NEED VICODIN NOW 12:15, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

You're already a sysop. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{That's why I have this doomed expression. You haven't noticed my doomed expression.} 12:17, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

You're already a sysop. NEED VICODIN NOW 12:27, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

You're already a solipsist. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{That's why I have this doomed expression. You haven't noticed my doomed expression.} 12:29, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

That's what she said. -Judas Reward 12:30, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

Yes. Yes it is. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{That's why I have this doomed expression. You haven't noticed my doomed expression.} 12:32, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

It spoils the whole point of a welcome if it's from a vandal, you know. Must you screw people on their first day? Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 23:26, 7 September 2008 (EDT)

I edited your user page in a humourous way

I'm a bad, bad fish :( <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{That's why I have this doomed expression. You haven't noticed my doomed expression.} 11:58, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

Bah. Anonymous is an INTERNET HAET MACHINE that feeds on SEVEN DIFFERENT PASSWORDS. Everyone knows that. (And a bunch of bored teenagers.) --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 12:00, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

Fisssh. Yum. Now make me a sysop or give me more Vicodin. Nobody gets a free ride here. NEED VICODIN NOW 12:17, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

Wouldn't you like a nice bit of Perphenazine instead? --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 12:42, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

I like Dichloromethane ,it tastes like strawberries Samurai Fish 05:19, 22 December 2008 (EST)