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When this guy starts vandalising, just remember that a helpful jellyfish could have stopped it had they been a sysop Nods.gif <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!</font>That's why I have this doomed expression. You haven't noticed my doomed expression. 11:39, 1 September 2008 (EDT)


MaKE ME A SYSOP now. NEED VICODIN NOW

Why? --AKjeldsenCum dissensie 11:45, 1 September 2008 (EDT)
Nah, not quite yet. Making one article doesn't really qualify as sysop material. ĴαʊΆʃÇä₰ In Soviet Russia, the intransigent US Navy aircraft carrier edifys YOU!
Stranger things have happened. Probably. --AKjeldsenCum dissensie 11:49, 1 September 2008 (EDT)
Yes, quite yet. NEED VICODIN NOW
No.
Not quite yet. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!</font>That's why I have this doomed expression. You haven't noticed my doomed expression. 11:52, 1 September 2008 (EDT)
YES yet! NEED VICODIN NOW
Hmmmm.
No... Not yet. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!</font>That's why I have this doomed expression. You haven't noticed my doomed expression. 11:57, 1 September 2008 (EDT)
No. But we can give you an honorary ban, like the new sysops get. It's almost the same as being a sysop, only not really. Enjoy it while it lasts. --AKjeldsenCum dissensie 11:54, 1 September 2008 (EDT)
Sorry. Bureaucrat's prerogative. --AKjeldsenCum dissensie 11:58, 1 September 2008 (EDT)
But I is also Bureaucrat! =D ĴαʊΆʃÇä₰ In Soviet Russia, the intransigent US Navy aircraft carrier edifys YOU!
What?? Is anyone here not a bureaucrat apart from me?
First one out of you two to elevate me to your level gets to block NeedVic. No excuses. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!</font>That's why I have this doomed expression. You haven't noticed my doomed expression. 12:02, 1 September 2008 (EDT)
But I already blocked him. --AKjeldsenCum dissensie 12:04, 1 September 2008 (EDT)
Details, details. ĴαʊΆʃÇä₰ In Soviet Russia, the intransigent US Navy aircraft carrier edifys YOU!
Details, details. --AKjeldsenCum dissensie 12:01, 1 September 2008 (EDT)
I did put him into the "vandal" group, however. I suppose we will see him at... 12:32. ĴαʊΆʃÇä₰ In Soviet Russia, the intransigent US Navy aircraft carrier edifys YOU!
He didn't actually do any vandalizing, though, did he? --AKjeldsenCum dissensie 12:04, 1 September 2008 (EDT)
Not that I saw. Bondurant 12:05, 1 September 2008 (EDT)
No, 12:06 I HAZ THE POWERZ!!!! now make me a sysop NEED VICODIN NOW
Why? --AKjeldsenCum dissensie 12:08, 1 September 2008 (EDT)
You're already a sysop. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!</font>That's why I have this doomed expression. You haven't noticed my doomed expression. 12:10, 1 September 2008 (EDT)
Anonymous is just a bunch of whiny teens, and I CAN HAZ THE POWERZ that's Why. NEED VICODIN NOW
LOL U CAN'T HANDLE POWER! --AKjeldsenCum dissensie 12:14, 1 September 2008 (EDT)
You're already a sysop. NEED VICODIN NOW 12:15, 1 September 2008 (EDT)
You're already a sysop. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!</font>That's why I have this doomed expression. You haven't noticed my doomed expression. 12:17, 1 September 2008 (EDT)
You're already a sysop. NEED VICODIN NOW 12:27, 1 September 2008 (EDT)
You're already a solipsist. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!</font>That's why I have this doomed expression. You haven't noticed my doomed expression. 12:29, 1 September 2008 (EDT)
That's what she said. -Judas Reward 12:30, 1 September 2008 (EDT)
Yes. Yes it is. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!</font>That's why I have this doomed expression. You haven't noticed my doomed expression. 12:32, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

It spoils the whole point of a welcome if it's from a vandal, you know. Must you screw people on their first day? Star of David.png Radioactive afikomen Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments. 23:26, 7 September 2008 (EDT)


I edited your user page in a humourous way[edit]

I'm a bad, bad fish :( <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!</font>That's why I have this doomed expression. You haven't noticed my doomed expression. 11:58, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

Bah. Anonymous is an INTERNET HAET MACHINE that feeds on SEVEN DIFFERENT PASSWORDS. Everyone knows that. (And a bunch of bored teenagers.) --AKjeldsenCum dissensie 12:00, 1 September 2008 (EDT)
Fisssh. Yum. Now make me a sysop or give me more Vicodin. Nobody gets a free ride here. NEED VICODIN NOW 12:17, 1 September 2008 (EDT)
Wouldn't you like a nice bit of Perphenazine instead? --AKjeldsenCum dissensie 12:42, 1 September 2008 (EDT)
I like Dichloromethane ,it tastes like strawberries Samurai Fish 05:19, 22 December 2008 (EST)