User talk:SJW army spokesman

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On behalf of the grand postmodernist regressive leftist SJWist cabal, welcome to hell! SJW army spokesman (talk) 02:00, 22 November 2015 (UTC)

You cannot be an SJW, or you would claim to be our spokesentity. Anyway, I appreciate your humor, but am concerned about several things, including that anyone would think you are me. Please don't do any vandalizing. And have a care about trolling Aneris.---Mona- (talk) 02:27, 22 November 2015 (UTC)

My job title is spokesmeatbag, but I dislike that; I think it's speciesist. SJW army spokesman (talk) 03:39, 22 November 2015 (UTC)

You know what else starts with S?

SS! ...and SpongeBob! Checkmate, NWO shill! ScepticWombat (talk) 15:41, 22 November 2015 (UTC)

You know what else starts with s? Saxophone! And saxophones are the mark of the Beast! SJW army spokesman (talk) 01:10, 23 November 2015 (UTC)

I... I did not have sex with that saxophone. Narky Sawtooth (Floof!~) 02:53, 23 November 2015 (UTC)

You're nicked, chummy! ScepticWombat (talk) 03:27, 23 November 2015 (UTC)