User talk:Stabby the Misanthrope/It's two in the morning, no one else is editing, and I'm so bored I just ate a twinkie

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Answer the questions.

  1. WHAT is your name?
  2. WHAT is your quest?
  3. WHAT is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? --Old Man from Scene 24
My name is Ryan. My quest is BAGEL FISH GRATE UNG. The air speed velocity of a Osama Bin Laden swallow or whatever is not part of Ryan's brain. --Cheers,RyanIcons-flag-au.pngǂ wuz here ǂ 06:20, 26 December 2007 (EST)
The correct answer to #3 is "What do you mean? African or European swallow?" ГдлессЛиберал 06:21, 26 December 2007 (EST)

Yes yes yes yes yes yes. --Cheers,RyanIcons-flag-au.pngǂ wuz here ǂ 06:17, 26 December 2007 (EST)

But you fail to answer the most important question of all: is Human human, or just a clever facsimile of one? --Star of David.png Radioactive afikomen Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments. 06:58, 26 December 2007 (EST)

I don't care what you say. Andrew Schlafly was sent here by God to test our faith in him. Like L. Ron Hubbard, but with a law degree. --Star of David.png Radioactive afikomen Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments. 06:58, 26 December 2007 (EST)