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'''Anal sex''' is the act of stimulating or penetrating the anus for sexual pleasure. Some people like it, some don't. We'd recommend going to [[sex education]] for better references on the subject, though, because we can be a bit juvenile around here and we'll just giggle about ''teh buttsecks''.  
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'''Anal sex''' is the act of stimulating or penetrating the anus for sexual pleasure. Fags like it, and whores pretend to, but normal people know it's disgusting. We'd recommend going to [[sex education]] for better references on the subject, though, because we can be a bit juvenile around here and we'd just giggle about ''teh buttsecks''.  
  
It is also an endless source of unintentional euphemisms (e.g. "George W. Bush engaged in backdoor politics").
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For now, we'll just remind you: Things can get torn up in there. Lube up, communicate clearly, stop if it hurts - and ''stop'' if your partner asks you to - and don't ever stick anything that just came out of a butthole in a mouth or a vagina. That's only for porn stars who can't make payments to their meth dealers. Better, just don't do it.
 
 
For now, we'll just remind you: Things can get torn up in there. Lube up, communicate clearly, stop if it hurts - and ''stop'' if your partner asks you to - and don't ever stick anything that just came out of a butthole in a mouth or a vagina. That's only for porn stars who can't make payments to their meth dealers.
 
  
 
==See also==
 
==See also==

Revision as of 12:31, 5 December 2008

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Anal sex is the act of stimulating or penetrating the anus for sexual pleasure. Fags like it, and whores pretend to, but normal people know it's disgusting. We'd recommend going to sex education for better references on the subject, though, because we can be a bit juvenile around here and we'd just giggle about teh buttsecks.

For now, we'll just remind you: Things can get torn up in there. Lube up, communicate clearly, stop if it hurts - and stop if your partner asks you to - and don't ever stick anything that just came out of a butthole in a mouth or a vagina. That's only for porn stars who can't make payments to their meth dealers. Better, just don't do it.

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