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|195=Is Terry suggesting what it [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Essay:Music_is_not_neutral&oldid=470017 seems] he's suggesting? Yup, today's [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Essay:Music_is_not_neutral&diff=470071&oldid=470056 younguns' music is evil], in my days we used to... | |195=Is Terry suggesting what it [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Essay:Music_is_not_neutral&oldid=470017 seems] he's suggesting? Yup, today's [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Essay:Music_is_not_neutral&diff=470071&oldid=470056 younguns' music is evil], in my days we used to... |
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- All-time classics worth preserving for eternity should be removed from this page and entered at Best of Conservapedia. The "up/down" voting system (click on the green and red arrows!) is how we are going to try to pick what should go there.[1]
- Much of the insanity relates to users foolishly thinking they can add sane material, or, worse yet, argue with the powers that be. They are usually banned quickly, and often in fascinating ways. See Conservapedia:Banwatch for articles of this sort.
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What is going on?
- "(Obama) is not immune from criticism based on his race". What kind of criticism would that be, Andy?
- Andy shows us how to deal with adversity like a grown up. You're an inspiration to us all, Andy.
- Is Terry suggesting what it seems he's suggesting? Yup, today's younguns' music is evil, in my days we used to...
- Crocoite/DeanS: If you remove my image, I'll block you. Those crazy, evil liberal editors start protesting, but that will show 'em. Oh noes, ideological blocking accusation! UPDATE: Do I hear three days?
- TerryH shows the love. Are YOU happy there, Terry? We worry.
- All 5-year blocks are equal. Except that Aschlafly's 5-year blocks are more equal than others
- The elusive CPWebmaster makes his monthly edit, telling AliceBG to love CP or leave it. As we know, there are no other options.
- AliceBG attempts to gently teach PJR the facts of life.
- More evidence that Andy can't read. And people trust him to teach their kids? Update Thank you, Alice. I can respond, now that you've explained it to me.
- The history lectures haven't even started and they already suck:[1]. Also Andy's use of the term comes out as unintentionally honest.
- Andy's "10 Ways Liberals Create Atheists" essay includes the assertion that denying Hell is one of those ways. Hello, Tom, how's it going, you dirty liberal atheist-creator?
- Ever the team player, Ken expands his Summa Homosexualita to include Homosexuality and MRSA. Who's going to break it to him that CP's already got one?
- That'll go down well in the Colonies. (Look at the Edit Summary)
- Uncle Ed gets told to go to college to learn about communism!
- Andy, if you're going to lie like a rug, it's best not to do it when the refutation is at the top of the same page. Moer That explains everything: Andy can't read!
- DeanS inserts this picture into the Obama article and slaps down the editor who repeatedly tried to remove it. I guess we can also insert such (De)Motivators into the articles for people like Bush and McCain now, right? Yeah, right.
- Terry quietly suggests that an editor might like to rethink an edit on the grounds that it calls into question Andy's academic career (although that's not how he puts it).
- Andy's logic: "Suffering in Hell for all eternity is simply punishment. Just like prison. So saying that infinite suffering in Hell is over the top is like opposing any and all forms of punishment."
- Are we seriously expected to believe that Conservative, the guy who obsesses over link spamming and Search Engine Manipulation, doesn't know what a Google Bomb is?
- "Our article about environmental alarmism cites somebody who speaks of environmental alarmists, and a simple Google search would confirm that we really didn't coin this term, but let's just say we did."
- It's the return of the "Liberal [noun]" articles! Go, go, go, "Liberal fluff"! UPDATE with conservative fluff!![2] UPDATE AGAIN: Alas, there is no conservative fluff, only liberal deceit
- The
suspiciouslyalways helpful Deborah provides a useful link in support of creationism. Muslim creationism. - PJR tells a user that he needs to do more research and not be so fixed in his views. Pot, kettle, black.
- By the law of averages, every once in a thousand times even Kajagoogoo's got to do something right. He blocks Alfred 123 because he's apologising for a racist.
- Ed outsources his thinking, apparently saving 2 cents in the process.
- Half the CP leadership filled the hall? Where did they hold it, a closet? Also noteworthy in that diff: Someone used Conservapedia for schoolwork! Break out the champagne, the impossible has happened and someone finally managed to get coherent information enough to do a project!
- Brother Jim gets 2 hours for taking exception to a bit of Mormon querying. (Who's gonna tell the croc?):UPDATE Andy deletes the debate.
- Ladies and gentlemen, you can now be blocked for having a history of blocks. Perhaps Tom should draw attention to his "history of unblocks"?
- In a rare moment of honesty, Conservative admits that his Atheism Quotes article is intended to be a quote mine, all for the
greater glory of Ken's egopage hits for CP. (screenshot evidence for when Ken drops it all down the memory hole) - The nice thing about people like Andy is that they never really become boring. Whenever we get used to their madness, they upgrade. Like this incident, where Andy heavily implies that the media is about as authoritative as your classmates, gets called out about it... and then goes into overdrive!
- Was JM asleep at the wheel for almost one year or does he actually endorse man-boy love as something to thank Greek culture for? 17 edits in a row between August 28 and June 4, and this line was left intact the entire time!
- PJR tells us interesting tidbits about Liberal Sysops, CP and Time Magazine. (He pretty much blows the doors wide open on Conservapedia's biases and perspectives) Update: pwned by Jareddr.
- Andy removes liberal bias - should we tell him that it was added by Rob Smith?
- Karajou removes a valid comparison of the War on Drugs to 1920s prohibition. Edits are re-instated and reverted again. After being added a third time, they're removed again and also he locks the article. After repeatedly being asked for reasons he says "Because I said so". After being advised it's reasonable to request reasons starts to threaten the editor and complains that he has to give reasons and says the edits need to be fully referenced. However, as the article is blocked the editor points out that said edits cannot be made. Update: another editor has a go at Karajou (in a creative way) which gets reverted.
- CP tries to state that Atheism causes suicide, but the article used as evidence merely claims an association, so amended. Update: facts are "awkward and confusing".
- CP's persecution complex flares up again.
- What foul parodist could have added this claim to a perfectly reasonable article? Not I, said the walrus. Update: And on the talk page, the typical "Andy Logic vs. Sources" scenario unfolds... with an all-sysop cast for a change.
- Even though Ted Kennedy had brain surgery the tumor is still inoperable. Update: Let's hope that this correction survives...
- It was inevitable, Mister
AndersonMoore: He just returned and already rediscovered why CP is a very "special" wiki project. - Is it humorous if you need to tell people in advance?
- Schlafly is not only an expert on Constitutional Law, All Things Medical, American Politics, Australian Politics, British Politics, New Zealand Politics, Education, Liberal-Spotting, Hollywood, Academia, The Bible, Tasteful Mockery, Senatorial Misconduct and Proper Spelling For Women's Names.... He knows everything there is to know about Ireland too, Bitches!
- CP's Resident "Lawyer" seems to have discovered a flawless new method for providing proof. No doubts he's a hit in the courtroom "Your honor, look at these results, my client is innocent"
- Oh snap, somebody defends his edit with good points! Quick, let's threaten him until he shuts up!
- CP has an anti-Christian (and anti-Irish Protestant) bias!
- Words just can't express the stupid.
- Doctors say ectopic pregnancies are usually fatal.... But Andy found one example where it wasn't. This proves that doctors don't know a thing.... only lawyers have true medical insight. But those lawyers don't always know their rules of plurality. Bonus: Pwned with Liberal Logic.
- Ed, you're charging more than it's worth.
- Sigh. What a mess. Aren't there disambiguation pages to prevent this sort of thing? Update: Picture pretty, picture stays. More Updates:Picture goneAgain JM puts his foot down. Will it remain? Bonus Terry drops the C-bomb! Will Andy charge for copyright?
- Uh oh, how will someone take this?
- One error fixed, only about 54618324 more to go.
- Ed Poor to TomMoore: "You aren't allowed to just delete stuff from your talk page, you must archive it! Sure, several sysops don't do it or openly say that they reserve the right to not archive stuff, but you must. PS: Writing plan now or die." UPDATE: Tom is foolish enough to think that Ed might be interested in justice. Update again: Tom realizes that Ed sneakily made his Writing Plan a CP rule some time ago and quits. Congrats, Ed, your mission was a complete success. :/ (Image backup, just in case) Surprise update: Learn Together says that Ed Poor takes his words back and "hopes that no offense is taken". Uhh... right. Wandering immediately asks the obvious question why Ed couldn't even be arsed to do this himself (which is a damn good question when you consider that Ed had been active at the time of LT's statement...). The reply sorta makes sense, but it still looks as if Ed can't be arsed to apologize for bullying (and note how LT's message contains no actual admission of bullying... it all just "turned out differently in retrospect than he had first envisioned when he wrote it"). Conclusion(?): Tom's back!
- "I have seen evidence of my crazy assertion, but I refuse to show it to you" Finally managed to get a response And... uh oh, dissent?
- Ed demands a writing plan. Why? For demonstrating that facts have a liberal bias and using them requires an apology - or else!
- Ken protects the Atheism Quotes article, for no stated reason as usual. Could it be because someone was trying to add quotes by actual atheists?
- The sundial needs to be wound again. Canceling a debate two weeks in advance is now "pulling out at the 11th hour" - and said "press release" about an event from 1994 of course needs a dedicated article on CP.
- Ah, Andy never disappoints. It seems "clear[ing] out liberal fluff" now involves removing the plaintiffs and reasons for the decision in a legal case, and replacing them with easily-debunked lies. How did Andy pass the bar again, and did it involve kneepads? Bonus Snark It's the mark of a good manager to ride roughshod over contributions agreed by your own editors and sysops. Well done! Update: Jimmy is not amused... Update: "legal reasoning is not as important as the outcome" - wait, what? How did this guy even get into law school, let alone pass the bar? MORE MORE MORE: Even when he's been beaten senseless on every point, the Assfly has many tricks. Ah, an old favorite: accuse an editor of ignorance and repeat the same shit over and over again
- Kenservative gets all excited over "a potential link between atheism and suicide", based on a Reverend's sermon from over 100 years ago. Lol!
- THANK YOU, PHILIP. Signed, the guy who brought this up multiple times more than one year ago.
- Andrew Schlafly, Esquire, on the First Amendment's establishment clause.
- Ed Poor's interpretation of a family-friendly encyclopedia.
- Facts = Liberal bias. Andy removes liberal bias from the "Opposition to classroom prayer" article.
- Breaking News! CP makes the amazing discovery that controversy sells!
- It's not every day we say this, but well done Karajou for being a man and admitting mistakes
- Examples of Bias in Conservapedia regarding Examples of Bias in Wikipedia. Related: Jinx may want to look at Conservaphobia and Gunaphobia (or maybe even Homophobia) before pushing the official definition of "phobia" as the only interpretation...
- Sometimes, these things practically write themselves: Phyllis Schlafly thinks that it's more important to prevent the ACLU from winning cases than to worry about who will be the next President.
- First rule of CP: You can't win. Case in point: Tom Moore has to endure bullying by Karajou, Ed Poor, a
potentiallyfake RobS and now Learn Together before LT finally blocks him because Tom dared to imply that Kara may have learned a lesson. - Prepare for many lulz. And to kick things off, he instantly displays the good old CP sysop charm again. Update: The lulz has already ended.
- Brainwishing - we live in hope Ed's wish comes true and he's given a brain.
- Proof positive. If you hit the bottle, God (in the form of LearnTogether) sez you ain't a Christian no more.
- Conservative is turning senile. Someone, please remind him also to continue being nuts in 5-6 days.
- When it comes right down to it, cowards always blink first. Lesson learned.
- Well Ken, we know for a fact your parents didn't name you Conservative FREE LULZ: Extra points for the pwnage all around
- Andy: We don't delete accounts. Except for, you know, regularly:[3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10]
- Statistics, Conservapedia-style: 1600 voters on the IMDB website gave Expelled an 8.5 out of 10 rating (once you remove the 2261 votes that ranked it a "1")
- Conservative's a LIAR! He claims to be happy about deleting his Cline crap.
- Need to cite a fact? Make up your own reference.
- Conservapedia bunker video passes 8000 views!!! non-alcoholic beer for everyone!!! Congratulations Andy, about 3.635 million more hits and you'll be as popular as the skateboarding dog!
- The only reason to do this is ideology.
- Your challenge is accepted! Your challenge is refused!
- Ed has no concept of irony whatsoever. (Maybe not, but that made me laugh! :-)
- Naturally, that's what it means. And only that. Naturally, Ed's an idiot.
- PJR smacks down Karajou. UPDATE: (In response to this) Karajou sees evidence and demands more before he'll believe it (complete with deadline, moved goalposts and block threat - that's what you get for trying to help!) Update: Tom commits suicide-by-sysop. Update: In the meantime, Ed silently changes the headline to make it look as if the entire "Kool-Aid/Flavor-Aid" discussion was off-topic and then condemns historical revisionism in an apparent attempt to win today's Irony Award.
- Crocoite/DeanS/Whatever is promoted, while the Assfly makes yet another legal threat.
- Dear PJR: I am so glad we could work together on the atheism and Austin Cline thing. We totally did this together and we are both awesome. I was not obviously wrong and being laughed at, and there is no chance that I was overruled because I was being a huge tool. We sure are swell. Love, Conservative.
- That ***** Conservative deletes much lulz. He then re-instates it. What did he permadelete? Update: PJR and Deborah apparently also asked him to delete the Main Page talk page... and his spamming project page... and his PZ Myers shout-out... and Template:Mainpageleft... and Template:Mainpageright... (He even deleted/restored his own user & talk pages) And it seems that he scrubbed several of his "That coward! Fight me!" shout-outs in the process, as well as the protests about them... UPDATE: PJR really isn't amused about Ken screwing up like this in his name.
- Question:What is MOER than "infinite"? Why "infinite", of course! Well, to be quite technical, infinity is more than infinity, but it's also exactly the same, and less. all in a highly simplistic sense, of course.
- Conservative answers a question with a question - the same question.
- Liking Canada is a blockable offense. Apparently it's a good way to please the boss too.
- God loves everyone unless they're not Christian
- "There should be more tolerance for edits made in good faDELETED! The very definition of "tolerance". With bonus tolerance thrown in.
- Really, Fernoklump, is it too much to ask for you to just buckle down and grovel at the feet of the Almighty? Err.. yes! Update: Never mind, apparently it's not too much to ask when someone threatens you like a dockside bully.
- Conservative makes up a new kind of news, and even Deborah objects. Bonus points for Deborah's Freudian slip. Update: The rebellion is stopped swiftly - you are not allowed to point out that Conservative makes the CP "community" look like idiots. Also, it took Kendoll his usual six edits to add the paragraph "challenging" poor pwned PZ Myers.
- In regards to people noting that Conservative uses "In regards to" way too often, it has to be noted that in respect to these complaints, Conservative is certainly listening. Note: How long before he realizes that the phrases aren't synonomous?Godspeed!
- Conservative is not a coward. In fact, he's so much of a non-coward that he can just block anyone who suggests otherwise.More: that's Fighting Talk where I come from. Still Moer but on Conservapedia it's blocking talk! And Then Some Not wanting to get left out, the Koward lives up to his name in a fit of irony. You can smell the urine running down his pantsleg from here!
- Teh Evolution! Also, nice irony with a propagandizing church.
- Conservapedia finally has a blocking policy with highlights like "Don't ask why you were blocked, just be sure to not do what you did or didn't do again."
- Ed fails at math. And he can't stand being called out. Quote: "given your username's implied claim to have some statistics expertise, I've blocked your account" - you all knew about this new user name policy, right?
- Orders are orders and must be obeyed without question. Ja mein Führer! (clicks heels & salutes)
- This just in! God can't read minds!
- Psst...it's a code word for racism. Extra translation credit It means Andy's threatening you. That means you're right. UPDATE: racism removed
- Rogers (sic) asks a question. When he doesn't get an answer, his friend Hammerstein asks the same question. When he doesn't get an answer, their pal Gilbert asks it a third time. It's only a matter of time before Sullivan shows up and we all break into song. Update Too many difficult questions. Pour on petrol, stand back, light a match and.... problem solved. This also (hopefully) marks the apparent end of Conservative's "grassroots" campaign. Update: Nope, it's back, and Gilbert's question still stands.
- Someone dies a senseless death. Schlafly makes political capital. Because dying while protecting your kid brother from armed assailants is a Hollywood value. UPDATE: While Andy basically blames the victim, Dan blames the actor's brother and TerryH blames... multiculturalism? Update: Dan stops channeling Andy and takes back his words.
- Because Sean Penn played a nitwit a quarter of a century ago, he must be a nitwit, right?
- Oh noes! Homeschoolers aren't allowed to enter an essay contest sponsored by Subway. Apparently, Subway believes that if you want to win $5000 of play equipment for your school and a Scholastic Gift Bastket (sic) for your home, you can't have that equipment shipped to a private address.
- Well, I guess some of us will be slitting our wrists soon. Question: how is someone a mass murderer when they only kill themself?
- The apocalypse is upon us!!
- Domestic violence is now an industry.
- Liberal Venom..... Really Andy? Have you ever looked at some of the Conservative comments on YouTube?
- Trouble brewing in
paradisethe asylum? PJR calls Andy AGAIN. And again. And again. - Andy creates his own reality, and then censors that too.
- Andy continues his crusade to make every conversation, and I mean every one, about school prayer.
- Opps.
- The article was subsequently re-categorized under "Ask your mother" UPDATE:
And in one swell foop, the Pregnancy article was reduced to the intellectual level of "How is babby formed?"
- Flat-out lies aside, I was doing okay until I got to the last two sentences. Ed, you owe me a new irony meter.
- Q: How do you tell if someone from Tennessee is dumb? A: They went to school!
- LearnTogether's response to a(n)
editorcontributor's censorship on CP: "So what, I don't care. Go edit some articles." - Once again, Andy repeats that the only reason for the Howard government in Australia falling was its endorsement of gun control, nine years and three elections beforehand. Clearly, there were no other issues outstanding that year.
- Global Warming, Ed Removes Political bias! [11] [12] [13]
- Conservapedia: We care about your foreskin. Not to mention the legions[sic] in your genital region. UPDATE DanH clues in, 24 hours later.Way to go, Dan...
- Austin Cline when he is presented with material from the Conservapedia atheism article. Ken's gone off his meds again. And his quest for indiscriminate attention from more popular sites continues.
- If you profess faith in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and the FSM has the attributes of God, that belief will become belief in God except with long noodly appendages.[14]
- "Look! Up in the sky!" "It's a bird!" "It's a plane!" "It's a new Conservative Value!" (Wait... to Andy, personal experience is an "obstacle" to truth?)
- Hold on a second,
CrocoiteDeanS! Wasn't your boss just rooting for Hillary? - "Teacher! Teacher! I done did my homewerks!". "Oh, whos a verrrry good boy?! Here, have a cookie".
- DanH thinks girly bits are yucky. A classic closet case?
- Doing this can lead to this if you don't do this.
- Suddenly, (and eight+ years later), conservatives, begin to understand.
- I hate to break it to you, Andy, but TL;DR is not the response of a fine educator.
- Apparently, all CP sysops hold degrees in encyclopedia sciences. If such a thing exists. (Even Karajou admits it doesn't. And now the major question: Do you believe PJR, who claims that every editor may decide what is encyclopedic, or Karajou, who has a banhammer and views contrary to PJR's?) UPDATE No one decides what is encyclopedic. UPDATE 2 - an example of an Encyclopedia Scientist at work.
- According to Andy, Conservatives don't rely on polling data. Nope, not even a little.
- Goat is protected after the myriad of vandalism, much like Freedom777's "prone to vandalism" protections. Paranoia knows no bounds!
- What do you do when you get owned so hard that your ears ring? Delete the evidence.
- One for the theory geeks. CP tries an entry about Foucault and gets it oh, so wrong.
- An old edit, but seeing as Ted is making the news, you'd think their article should have correct information (and include a references tag so you can actually see the PBS article (which has the wrong year of Ted's graduation)). Had Andy done a little more research on his own Alma Mater he'd get it right.
- Lyin' Ed Moon has an odd idea of notable, as he deletes an article on the story involved in one of the most significant events of this century.
- Oh noes! Facts! A new user proposes some imperfect but specific examples to explore Andy's Hollywood breast cancer mystery, which are, if nothing else, better than figures pulled out of his ass. It's early to say, but it looks like it might not help his case. Only one thing to do: Bring in The Cleaner, revert and banninate! Anything to save Andy from having to defend his retarded notions. UPDATE- the bait is thrown out again, and for some inexplicable reason this time, the fish find it tasty.
- Andy, your estimates might be off by a few orders of magnitude.
- Breaking: Aziraphale throws down! How much will Andy dismiss? All of it, like usual? (Image backup, just in case) Update: If Andy's reply doesn't creep you out, nothing will.
- Andy apparently tries his hand at editing blindfolded, with mixed results. Whoops, didn't see that before. Silly me.
- Parable: a short story illustrating a lesson. Conservative Parable: any random-ass story Andy decides to tell (lesson
unnecessary as long as the story casts conservatives as victimsoptional). - How long will it last, I wonder? Update: DLerner here, I removed it. Vandalism vandalised, the irony.
- Manson Family Values, no, you didn't misread.
- The master provides his audience with an encore, and at least one member of the audience shows his appreciation by pwning him.
- Well, Eddie, I guess your memory is a good source. And for God's sake, racism is a sin! Update: Danny thinks so... and Eddie concedes? Yep, "per DanH".
- Karajou's elegant prose captures a unique sense of "spluttering indignation". Truly we are in the presence of a master. Bravo!
- Is Aziraphale packing his bags?
- Mr Schlafly continues rewriting the past. Note: if you find yourself taking this spin seriously you should consider reading up on the events at Wikipedia. Of course, rigorously referenced fact can never compare to Andy's natural clairvoyance.
- Hypocrisy overload. Andy has discovered a new cardinal sin at CP: refusing to admit you're wrong (even if you're only asking a simple question). Andy, who has never admitted he was wrong about anything, takes this very seriously. Update: PWNED! Looks like Andy might have to eat one helping of his words or another. Update2: Why eat words when you can just move the goalpost instead.
- Bias? Or parody? Only time will tell.
- OK, this is tooo funny. Andy "I'm going to dismiss your points because of minor grammar and spelling issues" Schlafly posts a nominee to the Godspeeds and then proceeds to edit it two separate times without managing to catch two major mistakes. Many more kids should major in English. UPDATE: You're welcome, the bill will arrive within 3 Postal Business Days
- You know, Byron, Andy said that no one associated with CP may be nominated for an initial award. Idiot. Update: However, asking whether the mother of the site founder who links to CP from her organization's page is in any way associated with CP makes you a conspiracy theorist!
- Apparently, this is the best thing Phyllis Schlafly could growl.
- Indeed. Nor for any other reason, it seems.
- Panda95 developes an intriguing new hobby.
- Compassionate conservatism is alive and well at CP.
- Blinded by bias: A user called "Jesus4eva" inserts this gem into the Dawkins article... and the initial reaction of a sysop is simply "{{fact}}"
- Lezzbeyens - dose fat ladymen sittin' in dere Lazy Boys eatin' Twinkies should be playin' hopscotch wit de kidz! (snigger snigger mine is biggern yors). Ken's schoolboy imaginings of the world around him become ever more childish and bizarre.
- HermanH points out that Schlafly's pronouncement of the "media bullying" of Hillary (that she is being unfairly excluded even though she would be leading if Michigan and Florida's delegates were counted) is, in fact, demonstrably wrong. But it's okay, Schlafly "saw an analysis a few days ago", so we can take his entirely trusworthy word on the matter. And of course, no thanks to Herman for catching the front page's ten thousandth factual error. Gratitude is not a conservapedian value.
- Remember the #1 way Conservapedia differs from Wikipedia: at WP you lose the rights to your submissions, but not at CP! What's this? Someone wants to remove his work from CP? Work he still allegedly holds the copyright of? No dice! It belongs to CP now. UPDATE Looks like it wasn't even his material to begin with and is likely from well known and respected scholars, just to see how CP would react to it. Surprise Surprise:Pay no attention to that rant behind the curtain
- WTF is ken on about? UPDATE Oh so that's it!
- LChriosa after several reasonable entries (by CP standards) looks around and finds that CP's a "hate site" and decides to remove his contribs. Unfortunately the guard dog catches him at it.
- Ah, yes. It isn't chance we live on a privilidged planet. Any chance of getting a spell checker Ken?
- Apparently we'll have to look at the atheism article for the rest of the year now.
- Given the current state of the Conservapedia Atheism article... this statement from Ken seems a little strange
- More patented Schlafly circular reasoning: Evolution is bunk because randomness cannot create beauty.Examples in nature do not count because they cannot be random. Why not? Because, duh, randomness cannot create beauty.
- Ken takes control
- Ken has a proposal for Dan, but Dan is abstaining 'til marriage.
- Question. answer Translation: I'm gonna ignore this for several days, hope you forget about it and claim victory
- Yeah, that's a scientific study Update: Conservative gives us his absolutely 250% fully coherent thoughts on the matter.
- Intellectual honesty, CP style: "We will stick to the claims we like, even when the same source published an updated statement that goes against our claim."
- Though he crucifies other people for small mistakes and it is petty to pick on Andy for his typos , this error is pretty funny. Especially since he is chiding some poor schmuck while he is at it. Most would call it a Freudian slip, but he doesn't believe in them.
- Psst, Andy... Just so you know, The Simpsons did not replace these shows It premiered before about half of them... join the Late eighties would you?
- All the best
former gay porn starswriters write on pajamas media blogs UPDATE: Look at that... seems like Matt Sanchez and Andy have something in common - and it has nothing to do with gay porn, as far as we know. - The door to future self-congratulations opens a crack, as Andy improves the criteria for winning a Ronny award by only excluding CP contributors in the initial round.
- Proof positive that anything can have liberal-evolutionist bias (which CP aims to purge): Andy Young-Earthifies the "Painting" article. Pre-Update(?)JM throws Fox under the bus for the original information.
- Really Andy? "Most of students?" and you have the nerve to call yourself an educator?
- TerryH, who has at times seemed like one of the saner ones, joins his friends in Loonyville, stating that Fox News is not the mainstream media because MSM has its own definition he pulled out of his ass. UPDATE: A soon to be blocked user breaks it down for TerryH WANT MORE? Terry decides he likes the ass version too much to let it go
- Homeschooling in action: TV is 250% evil!
- While both are technically correct are two entries really necessary?
- Ken has an imaginary friend! Apparently Ken also enjoys talking to himself...knowing full well that Hoji can't respond.
- A change of pace for Conservapedia? Suddenly having a largely defensive weapon of gun is not a good thing any more.
- TerryH doesn't understand fiction.
- But, doesn't that make Jesus guilty of "last wordism"? Update: No, it doesn't - it makes God guilty of it. (Although you could argue that's the same - Trinity and all...)
- Andy reveals another disadvantage of homeschooling.
- Andy thinks that the democratic primary is an example of "liberals complaining about other liberals" [15]Perhaps we should cut it out and just let candidates buy the primaries. Perhaps Andy could have won his ill fated congressional campaign then
- Andy: Wikipedia is satan and you should never use it
Delilah: Yes. Now let's abuse it for SEO
Delilah: They've deleted it as an abuse of their resources
Andy: Liberal scoundrels![16] - "Dear Andy, your 'Endogen' article is too abstruse/obtuse to be useful so please rewrite it. Signed, Ed Poor"
- As a professional lawyer, you'd think Andy would understand burden of proof, perhaps?
- Smallest conspiracy ever?
- Is Deborah really so slow that she welcomes new user Kevinmyarse without a qualm?
- Andy leans down from his cloud and smites FernoKlump for his highly inappropriate signature. Yes, it's just awful, Andy.
- Never mind the Oscars - it's time for the Andys.
- Bullying = You caught me copy-pasting from Wikipedia. Update: JM's having a really bad day: How many people does he have to block before they realize that nobody is allowed to remove the non-painting from the "Painting" article?