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− | <votecp poll=wigo3436> | + | <votecp poll=wigo3436>What the fuck is this Evolution shit? <capture>[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Worst_College_Majors&diff=779904&oldid=779885 It's completely bloody useless!]</capture></votecp> |
<votecp poll=wigo3435>More Worst College Majors fun: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Worst_College_Majors&diff=next&oldid=779877 go away] and [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Worst_College_Majors&diff=next&oldid=779882 shut up]! Is Johnfranklin a Conservative [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Worst_College_Majors&diff=780022&oldid=779902 parodying a reasonable person]? Ken hears him and a Religion degree is now useful if from a [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Worst_College_Majors&diff=779901&oldid=779885 conservative college]. Andy: "[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Worst_College_Majors&diff=780030&oldid=780028 This blog is not about sources dummy, it's about our random opinions]". '''More:''' [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Worst_College_Majors&diff=next&oldid=780165 Please stop making good points]</votecp> | <votecp poll=wigo3435>More Worst College Majors fun: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Worst_College_Majors&diff=next&oldid=779877 go away] and [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Worst_College_Majors&diff=next&oldid=779882 shut up]! Is Johnfranklin a Conservative [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Worst_College_Majors&diff=780022&oldid=779902 parodying a reasonable person]? Ken hears him and a Religion degree is now useful if from a [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Worst_College_Majors&diff=779901&oldid=779885 conservative college]. Andy: "[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Worst_College_Majors&diff=780030&oldid=780028 This blog is not about sources dummy, it's about our random opinions]". '''More:''' [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Worst_College_Majors&diff=next&oldid=780165 Please stop making good points]</votecp> | ||
<votecp poll=wigo3434>Conservatives ''still'' want to water down the [[Bill of Rights]]: Senate candidate Rand Paul (Tea Party-KY) says that in the interest of "freedom of speech" [http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/05/20/AR2010052003500.html Americans should have tolerated segregation], and Andy thinks the predictable uproar is all a big liberal smear over a "[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template:Mainpageright&diff=779887&oldid=779802 hypothetical question]" that the Paulspawn got wrong, so wrong. </votecp> | <votecp poll=wigo3434>Conservatives ''still'' want to water down the [[Bill of Rights]]: Senate candidate Rand Paul (Tea Party-KY) says that in the interest of "freedom of speech" [http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/05/20/AR2010052003500.html Americans should have tolerated segregation], and Andy thinks the predictable uproar is all a big liberal smear over a "[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template:Mainpageright&diff=779887&oldid=779802 hypothetical question]" that the Paulspawn got wrong, so wrong. </votecp> |
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47 | What the fuck is this Evolution shit? It's completely bloody useless!img |
37 | More Worst College Majors fun: go awayimg and shut upimg! Is Johnfranklin a Conservative parodying a reasonable personimg? Ken hears him and a Religion degree is now useful if from a conservative collegeimg. Andy: "This blog is not about sources dummy, it's about our random opinionsimg". More: Please stop making good pointsimg |
38 | Conservatives still want to water down the Bill of Rights: Senate candidate Rand Paul (Tea Party-KY) says that in the interest of "freedom of speech" Americans should have tolerated segregation, and Andy thinks the predictable uproar is all a big liberal smear over a "hypothetical questionimg" that the Paulspawn got wrong, so wrong. |
49 | It's okay if we're the ones using Stalinist tactics. CP attacks a newspaper for using the "Stalinist tactic" of airbrushing"img, but uses the Stalinist tactic of declaring your opponents to be mentally illimg. |
55 | It's always about abortion: Andy cites a source that says the Democrat won on local issues, with the Republican rejected for running on a national conservative platform, but he ignores his own source and says it's all about abortionimg. Bonus: Isn't "pro-life democrat" an oxymoron,img Andy? |
89 | A little truthimg comes in. How long until the oversight? |
43 | Ken sez "atheism is something I just can't understand.img What I know is that atheists are the work of Satan.img" |
Earlier entries
74 | Ken calls TK out on his complete bullshitimg Update TK barks at Ken and takes a swipe at...PJR?img Of course TK, being the deceitful monkey-brained freak that he is, oversights the lot. |
15 | Karajou doesn't know what he's trying to say. Morgantown, West Virginia's Dominion-Post dubiously airbrushed out three Democrats from a bill-signing photo in a misguided effort to not unfairly increase their exposure as they seek re-election, and Karajou calls out the rag for "lying"img b/c airbrushing is Stalinist and politically correct (unless it's Sarah Palin in Newsweek). |
87 | Andy continues his "in the past people built cool stuffimg in religious countriesimg" series with |
62 | Our favourite Conservapede decides that what CP needs isn't a Welcomeimg template, but rather a Please Fuck Offimg template |
41 | Ed creates yet another pointless piece of pop cultureimg before engaging himself in some light chit-chatimg. |
17 | Kowardjou reverts an edit because it explains that their quote mine doesn't mean Richard Dawkins agrees with Hitlerimg, only to read it again and realise that the editor shows that Dawkins actually agrees with Stalin and Pol Pot too!img |
-10 | CP in a nutshell: 'I have no idea what it is, but I'm against it!'img |
11 | Liberal Democrat candidate lies about serving in Vietnam -- CP's response: Headline news!img (along withimg famous draft-dodger Dick Cheney's endorsement of Meg Whitman); Conservative "family values" Republican Congressman admits to affair, resigns his office -- CP's response: crickets chirping |
-13 | No, thisimg is not the equivalent of the FBI Incident. |
60 | Pointing out that Obama's birth name couldn't possibly be Soetoroimg is not just bigotry, it's liberal bigotry!img |
58 | What's that Andy? A study finds no correlation between class size and learningimg? But it does when you want it toimg? |
43 | Andy again, this time doing some slight tweakingimg to a list of undesirable college majors he found on the net. |
72 | Andy doesn't understand the difference between correlation and causation: stop saving energy, or you'll decrease our lifespanimg. Maybe he would've liked the health care bill better if it had included subsidies for SUVs. |
-25 | Slack-jawed head-scratching, because nobody there--certainly not Jinx McHueimg--can remember a time when a partisan conservative hack ever acted out or illegally surveilled because conservatives don't do mean things. "I meant hack e-mail, which is the worst!" Jinx would say if he could talk, but he can't, because he's a robot who types under a name that screams parodist. |
26 | Outrage as schools ask for money to pay teachersimg. |
84 | Karajoke's at it again: food safety regulation is an appalling government intrusion into people's bodiesimg and the 'Right to Buy Whatever I Want', yet it is "unfortunateimg" that the government cannot force a husband and wife to ditch condoms in their bedroom because there is no 'Right to Privacy'. Contradiction? Na, never. |
128 | Andy's new double standard: Why don't liberals criticize the Great Wall of Chinaimg? |
146 | The heart-felt letterimg from the mother of a victim of conservative homophobia may be a copy-and-paste job, but Karajerk's responseimg is not: "You are a hate-filled bigot who sides with everything God is against"img. Way to show some Christian Love, you sack of shit. |
39 | An early Christmas present from Ken. Saving us a heap of trouble, our favorite Conservapedian conveniently provides one stop shopping for all his greatest idiocy.img |
46 | Andy the educator on the entire spectrum of politics, Abortion/Christianity fully encompasses everythingimg. Andy the educator on his claim that teachers unions don't teach kids to read, Fuck off!img |
18 | TK = Joe McCarthy gone greenimg? |
58 | A Christian cross that atheists had been attacking in courts for 10 years was stolen. Therefore, it was stolen by atheistsimg. |
83 | One getsimg theimg impressionimg Andyimg doesn'timg likeimg Elenaimg Kaganimg |
73 | Andy: 'where are the liberal senators' Mother's Day tributes?'img Here? Or how about here? |
96 | Conservapedia: Drillimg, babyimg, drillimg! If only so we can accuse Obamaimg of destroying our coastal ecosystems! But Andy, we thought God "served the creature"? Bonus: the referenced article says the opposite of what Rob thought. |
33 | Respect your mother...because God commands it!img Can't think of any other reasons then? |
75 | The only noteworthy application of linear algebra Andy can think of: Analyzing Liberal style on Wikipediaimg. |
35 | Wouldn't want to resort to rap musicimg to promote nonsense, now would we? |
69 | Ken proposesimg a multimedia "Dawkins is a clown" contest, soliciting art, music and essays on this important topic. |
137 | And so the fun begins...Andy is on a mission to redefine the term 'landslide'img UP THE DATE: Despite the lack of overall majority, it's still a landslide.img |
78 | Andy on Mainpage (six hours or so before the polls close): Socialists are going dowwwwwn in an historic end to liberal policies! The English press says so!img British press, Andy, British press...plus, he's citing a Malaysian newspaper. UPDATE TK: "Conservatives win"img, meanwhile, back in reality, only 3 seats have been declared. ANDY UPDATE, NOT BEING CONDESCENDING AT ALL: |
60 | Tea party failing to kick ass?img Well of course, it's conservative says Andy. |
18 | Today's logical fallacy, an implied Argumentum ad Populumimg |
58 | User: "Ken, your broken news item doesn't tie up with the source you provided.img" TK: "Well, perhaps this non-sequitur will answer your question, weasel?"img |
30 | CP Sysop RobSimg on normal editors: "Milk 'em". |
24 | TK bans British Columbia.img Or at least, bans all BC DCCNET users. |
92 | Andy applaudsimg as Conservatives seem set to win a massive and significant victory in Britain - the land of atheism! Jimmy22: "Uh, it's kind of normal for power to alternate between Labour and the Conservatives, and the polls indicate no overall majority." Andy:"Liberal denial! The media is conspiring to downplay this unprecedented landslide!" Jimmy22: "But, look at the numbers!" Andy:"Conspiracy! Open your mind!" JacobB:"I'm sick of your talk talk talk. Have a vacationimg." |
54 | Conservapedia tries to get Psygremlin's CPMonitor blog taken down. But we thought it was only liberals who did nasty things like censorship!? Update: They failed! |
119 | Andy, in full-on douchebag mode, blames Spain's unemployment on... gay marriageimg. Makes perfect sense. |
57 | TK Mk 1: "European Socialism, which systematically purges all traces of Christianity from the system there, all religious tolerance whatsoever, in the name of homogenization, and a desire to not offend Muslims."img TK Mk 2: "Belgium bans the Burqa!!"img |
24 | In order to promote Andy's hatred of violent moviesimg, he skips over SIX references to a student's attraction to thriller NOVELS! and suffered from "mental illnesses that were exacerbated by a lifetime of bullying and harassment." |
87 | CP, which isn't the "National Enquirer of the Internet"img claims that Obama had an affair. Source? National Enquirer.img. Tk vapes itimg. |
36 | Daddy! Daddy! I wrote an essay on that nasty Mr Darwin!img Um... actually, I copied it from here, here and here. |
51 | HSMom: If I may offerimg aimg littleimg assistance?img TK: Uh-huh,img We don' need none o' your fancy grammar here, bi-yatch.img |
53 | What kind of evil liberals would portray Arizona as conservative?!img....oh, rightimg |
32 | User: Let me innocently ask a question on Ken's madness.img Ken: One day, all shall be revealed.img Except that, thanks to TK, he's talking to a ghost.img |