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(They're going to call law enforcement for a garden-variety vandal)
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|30="911, what's your emergency?"  "[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User:AshiDragonbane I run a conservative encyclopedia, and I'm reporting a vulgar vandal.]"  "How vulgar?"  "[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Strait_of_Hormuz&diff=prev&oldid=477999 He put the word 'penis' into an article.]"  "Is that all?"  "[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=New_American_Standard_Bible&diff=prev&oldid=478001 He also put a link to 4chan.org into an article.]"  "OK, we'll send a squad car out right away.  Thank you for calling."
 
|30="911, what's your emergency?"  "[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User:AshiDragonbane I run a conservative encyclopedia, and I'm reporting a vulgar vandal.]"  "How vulgar?"  "[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Strait_of_Hormuz&diff=prev&oldid=477999 He put the word 'penis' into an article.]"  "Is that all?"  "[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=New_American_Standard_Bible&diff=prev&oldid=478001 He also put a link to 4chan.org into an article.]"  "OK, we'll send a squad car out right away.  Thank you for calling."
|29=DanH [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User:DanH&curid=32984&diff=478137&oldid=477796 takes his bat and ball and goes home] (pending Andy reversing himself, which ain't bloody likely).
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|29=Conservapedia's average IQ takes a hit as DanH [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User:DanH&curid=32984&diff=478137&oldid=477796 quits in protest] over the attempts to portray Obama as less than fully Christian.  
 
|28=DinsdaleP: Instead of assuming what Lenski thinks, why not give him time to respond himself?  [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Conservapedia_talk:Lenski_dialog&curid=67803&diff=477978&oldid=477977 Andy]:  Okay, I checked my watch, and it's time to [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User:DinsdaleP STFU]! '''Update:''' Thou shalt not [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Conservapedia_talk:Lenski_dialog&diff=478065&oldid=478060 point out] that I painted myself into a corner - [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User:Humblpi or else!]
 
|28=DinsdaleP: Instead of assuming what Lenski thinks, why not give him time to respond himself?  [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Conservapedia_talk:Lenski_dialog&curid=67803&diff=477978&oldid=477977 Andy]:  Okay, I checked my watch, and it's time to [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User:DinsdaleP STFU]! '''Update:''' Thou shalt not [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Conservapedia_talk:Lenski_dialog&diff=478065&oldid=478060 point out] that I painted myself into a corner - [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User:Humblpi or else!]
 
|27="The only way this can be settled is if we have access to the genetic sequences of the bacteria colonies so that we can apply [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forensic_science CSI] techniques and determine if these "potentiated genotypes" originated through blind chance or intelligence"[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Conservapedia_talk:Lenski_dialog&diff=477766&oldid=477765]
 
|27="The only way this can be settled is if we have access to the genetic sequences of the bacteria colonies so that we can apply [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forensic_science CSI] techniques and determine if these "potentiated genotypes" originated through blind chance or intelligence"[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Conservapedia_talk:Lenski_dialog&diff=477766&oldid=477765]

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