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<vote poll=wigo1077 | img="on">It sure takes [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Examples_of_Bias_in_Wikipedia&diff=prev&oldid=601080 a lot of extreme lawyer thought] for this Example of Bias!</vote>
 
<vote poll=wigo1077 | img="on">It sure takes [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Examples_of_Bias_in_Wikipedia&diff=prev&oldid=601080 a lot of extreme lawyer thought] for this Example of Bias!</vote>
 
<vote poll=wigo1076 | img="on">More [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=The_Daily_Show&diff=prev&oldid=601218 beef] with Comedy Central and [[Jon Stewart]] including the dubious 60% statistic.</vote>
 
<vote poll=wigo1076 | img="on">More [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=The_Daily_Show&diff=prev&oldid=601218 beef] with Comedy Central and [[Jon Stewart]] including the dubious 60% statistic.</vote>
<vote poll=wigo1075 | img="on">Self-proclaimed [http://www.conservapedia.com/User:RonAbdul "fairly conservative Muslim-American" RonAbdul] confronts Arrogant Andy over the "[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Public_schools&diff=prev&oldid=601791 upside down]" structure and uncited allegations in the [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Public_schools&oldid=601133 public schools] article. Andy returns, accusing Abdul of being [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk%3APublic_schools&diff=601793&oldid=601791 closed-minded]. But it turns out that [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk%3APublic_schools&diff=602244&oldid=601793 Andy is really the guilty one]. Who will win? Stay tuned for updates...</vote>
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<vote poll=wigo1075 | img="on">Self-proclaimed "fairly conservative Muslim-American" {{cpu|RonAbdul}} confronts Arrogant Andy over the "[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Public_schools&diff=prev&oldid=601791 upside down]" structure and uncited allegations in the [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Public_schools&oldid=601133 public schools] article. Andy returns, accusing Abdul of being [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk%3APublic_schools&diff=601793&oldid=601791 closed-minded]. But it turns out that [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk%3APublic_schools&diff=602244&oldid=601793 Andy is really the guilty one]. Who will win? Stay tuned for updates...</vote>
 
<vote poll=wigo1074 | img="on">[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Debate:Can_conservapedia_become_the_next_wikipedia%2C_is_this_good_or_bad&curid=54734&diff=602646&oldid=602642 A great comment], brought to you straight from [[Andyland]].</vote>
 
<vote poll=wigo1074 | img="on">[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Debate:Can_conservapedia_become_the_next_wikipedia%2C_is_this_good_or_bad&curid=54734&diff=602646&oldid=602642 A great comment], brought to you straight from [[Andyland]].</vote>
 
<vote poll=wigo1073 | img="on">[[Andrew Schlafly|Aschlaf Y]] thinks Michelle Obama should [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template:Mainpageright&diff=602113&oldid=601764 take fashion advice] from [[Ann Coulter]]. Do I detect a hint of longing in your voice, Aschlaf?</vote>
 
<vote poll=wigo1073 | img="on">[[Andrew Schlafly|Aschlaf Y]] thinks Michelle Obama should [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template:Mainpageright&diff=602113&oldid=601764 take fashion advice] from [[Ann Coulter]]. Do I detect a hint of longing in your voice, Aschlaf?</vote>

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6It sure takes a lot of extreme lawyer thoughtimg for this Example of Bias!
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15More beefimg with Comedy Central and Jon Stewart including the dubious 60% statistic.
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17Self-proclaimed "fairly conservative Muslim-American" RonAbdul confronts Arrogant Andy over the "upside downimg" structure and uncited allegations in the public schoolsimg article. Andy returns, accusing Abdul of being closed-mindedimg. But it turns out that Andy is really the guilty oneimg. Who will win? Stay tuned for updates...
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34A great commentimg, brought to you straight from Andyland.
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-1Aschlaf Y thinks Michelle Obama should take fashion adviceimg from Ann Coulter. Do I detect a hint of longing in your voice, Aschlaf?
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-20Aschlafly to Cynniimg: "Please recreate your account with your real first name and last initial". You must have a very strange first name, Aschlafl Y.
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30Kenservative tells Andy that his views on US gun control are foolishimg!?!? Update: TK joins in:img "The Supreme Court of the United States has decided this issue!" End of discussion, one presumes. But hey, TK! The Supreme Court also said that banning abortion is unconstitutional. End of discussion?
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26Even with the typo in the title, this is still the most intelligent article on CP Update: the apostrophe is gone. Update2: DeanS deletesimg, restored by Assflyimg for its educational value.
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21The cost of branding PJR as a liberal: "I also know that a substantial percentage of YECs are liberal and did vote for Obama."img
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27Apparently, when a liberal runs for Governor without holding public office beforehand, he's a bozoimg but when a Republicanimg does it...img
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18Classic TK. He revertsimg Jessica's "revisionist" (the CIA is revisionist?) entry and replaces it with the "correct" reference... which states exactly what Jessica said in the first place. MOAR TeacaKe tries to censor the evidence of his getting pwnd on the talk page and Roger putsimg it back. Side Effect A very nice MYOBimg
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17 K e n  D o l l  hopes that a domain squatter will "eat away at Wikipedia's market share"img. Did he not read the article he posted, or is this simply wishful thinking? UPDATE: Hang on, we can't have any criticisms of capitalismimg around here! Or maybe even "entrepreneurial capitalists" was too strong...img
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45Andy's advice for the mentally ill? "Turn off the TV, stop reading the newspaper, and pick up a Bible."img Sure, because immersing themselves further in a fantasy world is just what those crazies need.
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27Hurricane Ed strikes the correlation article.img There'simg noimg oneimg leftimg whoimg caresimg aboutimg thisimg
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23Hurricane Ed strikes the R.A. Salvatore article.img There were no survivors.img

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7The perceptive and erudite TK says Happy New Years, Professor Poor!img
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28Karajerk sets the toneimg for CP in 2009... MOAR HITLER! and bad spelingns. Update: You're welcome, Teacake.img Now fix the page title.
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24 K e n  D o l l  adds some dialogue of him flirting with a young lady to his talkpage, removes it, then deletesimg and recreates. Feeling guilty Ken?
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36CPWebmaster:Tim, we may not be perfect, but we're the best out there - and everyone else will hate you and your moral beliefsimg. Tim: This place makes Jesus AND Reagan look bad by association.img
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41We were never at war with Eastasia.img
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7Being touched upimg by Uncle Ed: a fate worse than deletion?
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16It begins. Do not talk about buglersimg, even in proper context.Moar "Whatever happened to...img?" (WAIT FOR IT)
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-10We all know that it would be bad for America if Obama were Muslim. Leave it to a parodist to explain how it would be equally bad if Obama weren't a Muslim.img
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176Bugler says farewell and comes out as a parodist.img More: Like CPAdmin1, he is alreadyimg animg unperson.img And the door slamsimg behind him. A little more: Someone tries to show Andy the lesson he should learn from thisimg, predictably, failsimg and gets punishedimg.
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9Literally making historyimg. And Andy? Still silence...
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18A great way to celebrate New Year's Eve: Bitchingimg about something that never quite really happened and in the end proving your incompetent reading comprehension.
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22New sysops are inimg.
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22Suddenly Andy's worldview becomes very clearimg. UPDATE: A new Schlafly meme?img
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-6I hate to break it to you, TK, but you and Andy got the first two parts of that quote backwardsimg.
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118CPAdmin1 resigns in epic fashionimg. Update TK, on the other hand, resolves to continue being a pettyimg thugimg. More: TK and Andy hideimg the evidence.img And: no more user rightsimg or old user name.img More: Commentimg at your own peril!img
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28"These statistics look made upimg and make conservatives look bad", says concerned editor. "Of course I made them upimg... please find cites to prove my claims", says Andy.
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20The CP way of editorial discussion: Somebody addsimg a claim you doubt. So what do you do? Take it to the talk page to discuss? Nope: Revertimg and call in reinforcementsimg to X-Ray and bully the guy.
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21Andy adds another great achievementimg, presumably to the world of comedy.
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2Guess who thought to "(trim to get artwork on first screen)"img. No possibility that you realised how SCHTUPID some of the "awards" were & decided to sweep them under the carpet? Suicide volunteers required to sock up & enquire after them please.
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0TK flexesimg his checkuser muscles
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32As we slip from 2008 into 2009, OUT with the French Revolution (29247 views) and IN with Teenage Homosexuality (8923 views)img. Always a popular subject amongst homoschoolers.
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10Who would ever have guessed? TK's become more right-wing and authoritarianimg
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-4Suckup.img
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13Learn together tries to build peaceimg between Tim, Bugler and TK, and to "make sure that those watching from the outside can see us to be fair and honest". Sorry LT, but it's a couple of years too late for that.
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-11Most Cubans are blackimg, sez everybody's favorite world history teacherimg actually, sez the Wall Street Journal. Yebbut, the CIA (among other sources) disagrees.
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28Tim disagreesimg with another of Bugler's blocks, breaking the new ruleimg again. Expect further wheel warring. Update: It's On!img (TK throws down the gauntlet & Tim accepts.) Update: Currently sevenimg violations of TK's shiny new rule...
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-7Christians called to abandon public education.img In other breaking news, some idiot in Concord, Massachusetts fired a shot heard around the world...
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147 year olds and 20 year olds now count as teenagers?img
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-15Aschlafly says this sensible newspaper is squealing like a stuck pigimg. Why do you say such a nasty thing, Andy? The Schlaflys don’t slaughter pigs without stunning them we hope. Is that what Momma Schlafly used to say when you and the other the kids couldn’t take her reasonable chastisement?
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43 Getting pregnant at 17img now counts as a "Great Achievement by a Teenager".
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43Bugler finally explains it all: Australians don't know shit about Australian problems because they are too closeimg to the problem. You need an American who has never been to Australia to really bring in the insights. Update Catherine points out the flawimg in this approach and gets Bugledimg for a week.
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14Just before Conservapedia might have succeeded in convincing all of one person that Barack Obama is a Muslim, they spoil everything with their latest exciting news flash: He's part of a Unitarian terrorist cell!img
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32PJR to TK: Fuck off, troll.img
Assfly to PJR: Fuck off, librul.img
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3Hey Ed, when thisimg gets reinstated, can we use this as a cite? UPDATE: Prophecy or lucky guess?img
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19Ed "I'm CP's foremost math expert and teacher" Poor is back in town. Deletes a whole page (that's his modus operandi) on integration because he "can't believe a parabola would be used like thisimg". Uh, it's called Simpson's rule, Ed. Read some books.
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-8Those familiar with The One Internet Viral to Rule Them All will appreciate the badgertastic inclusion of the humble Badgerimg in the list of words requiring retranslation in the Bibble. Andy won't be happy with the idea that it may need "an expert". Andy doesn't like experts.
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22That'simg not your real name. Try again, neither is your real nameimg your real name. Wait, what?.
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21Bugler can't acceptimg that abstinence-only education isn't the way to go and presents a simple solution on the talk page: What these poor people need is MOAR JESUS!img Expect blocks, rearguards and personal remarks soon.
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15Oh yeah, thisimg is going to be fun.
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11The reward for showing interestimg in Andy's Bible Revisionism Rewriting Retranslation Project: Upload, Block and Edit rightsimg in less than two months after joining.img Congratulations!
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11Sorry to burst your bubble there Ken, but PZ Myers did tackle the CP Evolution rant articleimg. He was totally dismissive of it, which is basically all it deserves.
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23Futility, 2nd version: Kotomi reasonsimg with TK. Update: TK responds.img It's about what you'd expect.
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12Cripes, Ken, we know you love to misrepresent the facts, but isn't replying to a conversation from almost two years agoimg (with people permabanned under false pretenses) as if it were current kinda pushing it a little? Extra feebleness Sure Ken, we believe youimg. Why wouldn't you expect AmesG to have a current account at CP, anyway?
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34There, that should stop PJR and CPAdmin1 from sticking up for the usersimg. The Fun Begins? Let's watchimg, shall we? One, Two, Three rounds so far, and Tim hasn't blinked.
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16Oh no! The creationists are "raady"img for the attack! What will we do against these misspelling wonders? Update Deleted to break the diff linkimg. Laugh this one off  K e n  D o l l , we have CaptureBot. MOAR You are making a real arse of yourself todayimg  K e n  D o l l .
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15Well sure, the majority of voters chose Obama. But it's not like they thought he was qualifiedimg or anything.
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42Andy: An hour spent reading Conservapedia is as educational as 100 hours spent reading a bookimg. Honestly, does Andy ever think about anything before he says it? Extra Sauce Cripes, why don't they get a roomimg.
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26Jessica takes RodWeathers out behind the woodshedimg for a little "chat". How long until his parodist-in-arms Bugler comes to rescue him? Update Nope, looks like it's Andy's bestest buddyimg instead, while Andy studiously ignores the whole thing, spending his time insulting a collegeimg instead. Jessica really tries to helpimg
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2So just one bad caseimg means that the whole British National Health Serviceimg is wrong? Why on Earth is “National Health Service” so popular then? If one case counts so much, Christian Conservatism must be devilish awful. Look at Ted Haggard, and the others.
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26Andy "final reply" Schlafly replies to Brichtigenimg (accusing him of last-wordism) two hours after BRichtigen was blockedimg. That should should fix those pesky last-wordists! Then, 7 minutes later, he shows his righteous indignation over last-wordism by creating an official block reason for itimg.
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18Define futilityimg
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19STFU, dissenter!img We said shut it!img You just don't learn, do you?img
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16What would you call thisimg edit? If your answer was "censorship"img, then you'd be in for a block.img If your answer was "reverting a vandalimg", then you might be TK.
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15TK's method of dealing with BRichtigen: Happyfun rangeblocks! It workedimg beforeimg and still does, just with a slightly more deceitfulimg reason. Of course, once BRichtigen uses a proxy to edit, he will be blocked for being a Sock of Multiple Blocked Users. Update Bugler says "screw subtlety" and just makes up a reason to block him for a weekimg.
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34Whatever next? Evidently all those liberal expertsimg who can't be relied upon to give us the truth about the Bible have confirmed that the Bible is the most historically and intellectually reliable ancient text in the whole worldimg.
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60CPAdmin1 to Aschlafly: Your source is a blog. I gave 4 separate sources that are Greek lexicons. Which do you think is more reliable?img. Do you really want to know? UPDATE: I'll take my blog and some shit I just made upimg over your fancy book larnin any day MOAR! Tim, it is well known that expertise is a liberal trait!img Think for yourself and think the same thoughts as I do. Your gut instinct plus whatever random blogs you can find that support it are far more reliable.
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18Q: Are we not men? A: We are Devo!img
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4Court upholds "gun rights"img (for a guy who surrendered his guns during divorce proceedings).
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5Kids are far too anxious. It has to be you guess, lack of faithimg. Fundy kids can’t possibly have nightmares about hell. They can’t possibly be anxious because some sadistic fundy adult will punish them over something they’ve done, might have done etc. It can be hard being a fucked up fundy kid.
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11It's just not Christmas without an Obama smearimg, is it?
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57The great work of creating the Schlafly Bible has begunimg!
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28Teacake celebrates the seasonimg of brotherly goodwill by lying about a fellow sysop "senior administrator",img making accusations,img and throwing cheap insults around.img He finally feels strong enough to remove the reminder that he was blocked and on probationimg.
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30Ed "I'm CP's foremost math expert and teacher" Poor creates a page for the movie "College Road Tripimg" saying nothing about the movie other than that it contains a math error. Hey Ed, how about looking at Foxtrot's (and your) massive math stupidity instead? And you do know that a diameter of 10 inches isn't the same as a radius of 4 or 5 cm, right, Ed? Ed?
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17RodWeathers quotes Darwin out of contextimg. Here’s what Darwin really wrote UPDATE: Corrected by . . . Conservativeimg?!
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8Onimg severalimg differentimg occasionsimg Teh Assfly gave students high marks for saying it’s just fine for the US government to spy on its citizens. Suddenly, he then brings up "non-beneficial" spyingimg. Who decides what’s beneficial? Teh Assfly and teh Republicans of course.
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7Reversion, or self-fulfillingimg prophecyimg?
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15'Tis not the season to be preachy.img Too bad Andy missed the memo.img
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19Ed hates Christmasimg.
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11(Moar Ed) "Bugler, how many times must I tell you to avoid personal remarks and cluttering up der Führer's talk page? Just block them!img"
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5Ed Poor: "Here, let me liveblogimg some Star Trek episode. Ah, no, wait, I lost interestimg again." Update: Ed-baiting fails.img
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7Yet more garbageimg trying to say Global warming isn’t real. Only Andy and DeanS can possibly be right. Respected scientists say Global warming is real. Andy, Deanie, stop imagining you’re cleverer than those scientists. Read, Essay:Status Worshipimg and learn. You won't look so stupid if you just stop worshiping your own status.
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28They estimate that 2 million people will come to see the inauguration of President Obama in person. Even more will watch on television. That's how keen Americans are to see improvements after Dubya. Where did we get that information? It’s from Conservapediaimg. Andy boasts that this number falls short of initial expecations due to status worship fatigue, but even the American Thinker admits it's more a problem of... you know... that not being logistically feasible. Also Andy didn't point out that "the crowd may well surpass the previous highest inaugural crowd".
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-1When you talk about thisimg, are you referring to the federal gay marriage ban, or overturning Roe v. Wade? Just clarifying.
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29I'll take "Rivers in Egypt" for 400, Alex: Tim: "Obama will use the Bibleimg when he is sworn into office. So there,img guys." He won't make a hole in Lincoln's Bible and put a Koran into it. Bugler: "Purest speculation!img And even if it was true, it wouldn't prove anything! Oh, and also, you totally abusedimg your sysop rights to promote the Liberal Media Agenda, scum."
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15Andy gets his knickers in a knot because President-elect Obama decides to use his full nameimg when being sworn in, although it's not clear if it was because a Muslim community leader asked him to or, you know, because it's a totally normal thing to do. Knowing Andy, it's the former.
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56While in Hawaii, Obama ate Spam Musubi. Muslims by law can't eat pork. Therefore, Obama cannot be a muslim! Andy: Not everyone knows Spam is made of pork, therefore it's not proof!img Obama drank beer, perhaps. At least there's a beer called Obama Beer. Aschlafly imagines beer isn't forbidden in Islam. Beer is forbidden. You can't easily make this much stupidity up, folks. Is Andy a Muslim as well?
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35Highlights from the final homework of the semester. Question 2 - On Reagan and Clinton: "WOW!!" different parties.img "Clinton took away our guns".img "Clinton let everything go wrong".img "Ronald Regan {sic} failed at almost everything".img The difference is "sex with an intern".img Question 4 - On threats to America's future: Atheism!img Obama!img Evolution! And gay marriage!img SIN!!!img Grading: 26 students, only 2 got below 98%, nobody lost any credit for misspelling "Reagan".
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29Yet another extremely inspiring quoteimg by TK. Here tooimg! But next time, you might want to make sure that Patrick Henry really said it.
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28Andy: "More than 60% of public school kids in one survey watch more than 3 hours of television a day, good news to producers of liberal junk like Comedy Central."img The "survey" was a study of just teens in Memphis (national average, 35% watch that much), and the article mentioned nothing of what they watched. GOATS TK makes sure Comedy Central's articleimg doesn't have anything positive, and includes Fatwa envy.
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19Bugler has learnedimg which dictators politiciansimg are worth defending. (Regular readers may recall that Aschlafly ♥ Pinochet.)
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16Ken <3 parodistsimg
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14"Conservative" (what a ridiculous user name) is at it again, showing off his remarkable editing and composition skills. His articleimg took 34 edits, including 3 page moves, in just over 2 hours.UPDATE Ken fights back. "Gentlemen if you don't get it right first time, do it again... and again... and again... and...
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20Yet again, Andy reminds everyoneimg of the corruption inherent in professors - even in Nobel prize winners! It sure would be embarrassing if the linked article suggested there was corruption. It would almost be like putting a deposition before a court without even reading what it says. Successful lawyers just don't do things like that...
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24The Road To Sysop Rights (a.k.a. "It worked once, it'll work again, dammit!"): TK starts a long article about Domestic terrorismimg by openly copy-pasting the legal definition, copy-pasting from a news article, writing one line himself and adding a pictureimg he claims is non-copyrighted, but without saying where he got it from. Maybe it was from here ("Copyright © 2008 by NDAA, All Rights Reserved")? We'll never know...
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-11You forgot "hire a real teacher"img!
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5 Now why on earth doesn’t Conservpedia tolerate people questioning Conservative Christian faithimg? Surely they’re confident their beliefs can stand up to testing? Surely dogma or collective bias shouldn't enter Conservapedia? Should it?
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17 Aschlafly’s freedomimg should mean you’re free to do what teh Assflyimg wants and nothing else. Gay people shouldn’t have freedomimg to get their partnerships legally recognised. Fortunately the Constitution in California doesn't allow the majority to trample on important minority rights and Conservapedia’s Main Pageimg is a bit pissed. Really pissedimg. You never know... John Schlaflyimg might want to marry his boyfriend.
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20We've taken Andrew Schlafly and replaced him with someone who can say something not freaking insane once in a whileimg. Let's see if anyone notices. SWIFT UPDATE Too bad the original lunaticimg came back.
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8The Nazis were an anti-Christian organizationimg. Bugler continues with more revisionist lulz. UPDATE: "We don't block for ideological reasons."img
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-4Andy makes up more shitimg to tarnish Obama. Are hate and deceit really Christian values, or just Schlafly values? Joe the Plumber was just that bit dishonest. Is McCain at fault for that? Joe the Plumber dislikes you if you don't agree with him 100%. Isn't that just like teh Assfly?
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63FernoKlump pops offimg a first-class parthian shot. MOAR TARGET After the shot is cleared, AlanM reposts itimg. Subsequent beletionimg and killimg.
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8This from the manimg who bloviates endlessly about the size of his online class?
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24TomMoore was blocked for six monthsimg back in June. Now he's back (yes, he waited for his block to expire)... and quickly gets a five-year banimg for theseimg contribs, which apparently did nothing but "wasting the time of good editors".
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19If you’re unfairly blocked at CP you’re on your own. Nobody else is allowed to help you. Complaining about bad blocks is shamefulimg img according to TK.
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19Abdul is a Moslemimg. He talked back to teh Assflyimg then did it againimg. He inserted accurate informationimg about Christian bigotry. They must find an excuse to block him. You've got to figure out how to join the teamimg...or you're blockedimg.
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11Uh, Joaquín...you do realize that King Arthurimg was fictional, right? And why did you leave Charles Darwin out?
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31Aschlafly unexpectedly banhammers Human for "a silly pattern of editing"img and other transgressions (like being blocked before and having a fake name). Sideways queriesimg the block but falls afoul of a TK revert and a crafty range blockimg (of the UK-based ISP Tiscali). But Sideways won't take it lying down.img img Update That's funny, Geo.plrd pulls an almost identical range blockimg not long after Sideways' post. Whatever could it all mean? Predictable update: Andy really doesn't give a damn.img And finally: Sideways is permabannedimg for dodging the range block by using the same proxy IP as some unrelated vandals.
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8Andy shows exactly why we don't "teach the controversy" and let kids decide for themselves what they think is right: "Most Influential Person in American History"img. Ronald Reagan and Thomas Edison were more influential than Benjamin Franklin, one of the founding fathers?
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18You say po-tay-to, troll says po-tah-toimg. Even if it was short-lived, the drive-by lulz is worth watching. UPDATE: Srosenberg reverts the 'troll'img, but Karajou seems to think calling Christianity a 'religion' is 'vandalism'img, and reverts it back to 'tax scam and pedophile ring'img.
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-8TK really may have more brains than a toadimg.
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11More Conservapiracyimg. Joaquin claims fair use; site claims "Unless otherwise noted, all text and graphics on this website (yeodoug.com) are ©1996-2006 by Douglas Yeo. All rights reserved."
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19Obama definitely won't use the Koranimg. Will they change the article? UPDATE-A-RIFFIC! Apparently Bugler thinks an Evangelical Christian Minister might think the Koran is a swell idea after allimg. The More You Know I spot a Poe!img TEH ASSFLY SPEAKETH Naive or malicious? I choose malicious.img
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-11He tried so hard to find a use for Ed's {{years ago}} template.img
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0No, Andy. The voices in your head don't count as students.
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6Rod's parody paranoia reaches new heights. "Maybe some of our hymns are *gasp* librullimg".
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-2"I can write"img says Special Ed. Just really badlyimg.
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15RodWeathers never took a biology classimg (or possibly slept through it). The mammal order is filled with examples of altruistic social behavior leading to the survival of the population (primates, for example, are extremely social and altruistic). UPDATE "Evolution is not about the population!"img Uh, Rod? That's exactly what evolution is about. DOLPHINS I meant cats nursing non-cats and dolphins helping humans!img Sure, Rod. Sure.
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7TeaK: You Brits should learn American spelling and stop being rational.img TK blocked Sakyamuni08img for telling the truth . That's typical injustice.
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-18C'mon, don't make your parodist account so noticeable!img Torched!img
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12Sadly enough, thisimg is about as much of a compromise as you'll ever get on CP: "Mayyyyybe there was a conservative in the last century who made a sorta-kinda bigoted statement. But you're still not allowed to say so in mainspace! And always remember: If he did something bad, he was of course No True Conservative. Nuh-uh."
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13TCochrane gets reasonable edits revertedimg and a banimg. His crime? Ignoring Andy's hatred of "liberal spin."img UPDATE Doesn't Ed ever get a 90/10 ban?img GOAT Ed gets last wordism.img DADDY LOVE Talk down to the contributor working for free, Ed.img
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10TeaK wants people to know one of his guiding principles is from a character portrayed by Shatnerimg.
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7Andy: CP does not have a YEC viewpointimg! Conservative: Yes it does!img
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20AlexanderParodistM: "Please unprotectimg Premarital sex." Ed: (makes the obligatory joke)img AlexanderM: "Thank you sir may I have another."img Aschlafly is married. It's too late for premarital sex so he (rolls over and goes back to sleep)img
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20And there we have it.img But remember, CP is not a right-wing site.
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9Andy's idea of a good learning environment: Shut itimg, peasant, and get back to work!
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-15Creation Science in action.img Sound reasoning is BAD! Bad, I tell you!
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27There have neverimg been any Christians who have bombed abortion clinics. OK, let's justimg pretendimg those incidents never really happened.
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9RJJensen goes to town through the pics in the Life archivesimg, ain't he? Well, parts of the picsimg, anyhow. Oh, and this one's cute, "No copyright source"img. Maybe...on the page you got it from?
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22Meritocracy in action: Jpatt: "We should make people earnimg news post tokens by contributingimg Wanted Pages." DeanS: "Great idea, but let's make sureimg to treat liberals as second-class citizens! No tokens for them!"
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1Gallery of American Heroes - see also: Andre Agassiimg
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14Bugler: Honi soit qui mal y pense!img Or, for those of you who prefer English, "Shame on him who suspects illicit motivation!" According to Wikipedia, this is usually used ironically, or, in this case, by a parodist admitting he is a parodist by ironically denying it.
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5In order to beef up the Science of Global Warming (denial), jpatt offers up expert commentaryimg by a man deep in the pockets of the coal industry and a retired geologist. Trusworthy, indeed.
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-8Breadan43 makes sure CP users know who the liberals are.img And in case you didn't know, theseimg areimg alsoimg liberalsimg. Now you can always tell the bad guys!
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-15JY23img, the nextimg Ed Poorimg.
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11Vandalismimg is now saying the USA was founded by secularistsimg. What will it be next? Denying that all professors are satanists or that all actors in Hollywood are drug-addled homosexuals? Later they unblocked him and said sorry. The chances are the user will stop contributing after he's seen the ban window.
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43Ed, I understand that they all sort of look alike to you, but it's Magic Johnson who is HIV-positive (but is not "AIDS-infected" yet), not Michael Jordanimg. Well, we could always put the heroes to a vote...Nah, maybe then John McCain's picture would get too big for the page...
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19How do you prepare students for standardized tests?img Ask them to "contrast President Ronald Reagan with President Bill Clinton," cite history to answer "what is the most important threat to the future of America," and critically reason "using American history as your guide, predict what will happen in the first two years of the Obama Administration." People pay money for this australopithecene to teach their kids?
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21"We need help"img. You don't say! "We need to get actual scientists to write this article. It's too complex for us laymen." Among the many other scientific articles on CP, written by non-scientists, criticizing sound, accepted science? But what if those scientists don't put in "the facts" you want? Then what?
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-4Maybe we need a moratorium on Ed lulz. Or maybe Ed needs to stop being funny?img Now Ed wants facts to support someone's edits; nevermind how often Ed shoots the foot he has in his mouth.
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9Ed, science is not your strong point. Should you really categorize "Darwinism" as pseudoscience?img
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-12Uh, Ed? You're not hip. Don't try.img
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-4Moar Ed stubbingimg. This time, "scripture and reason," which is almost a parody of CP itself. "For he opposes to the truth not the meaning of the Bible, which is beyond his comprehension, but rather his own interpretation; not what is in the Bible, but what he has found in himself and imagines to be there." How soon before St. Augustine is banned from CP for being a liberal?
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0After insisting scientific controversies can't be resolved, Ed sets outimg to prove Galileo had no issues with the church. Now the Bible says that the sun and moon stood still. (Joshua 10:13) Perhaps little Ed hadn't studied the Bible and didn't know that. More. Ed claims Galileo's article needed to be scrubbed of anti-religious, liberal bias unless someone could find proof. So Edimg findsimg someimg.
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-4Helping to defend the future, Sara Connor signs up for an account, then posts a 3,000 character advertisement article for Vocalcomimg. Wikispam, the wave of the future! Also: John Titorimg, visitor from the future, made an appearance.
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9Seeing as you blew offimg her concerns about folks overstepping their authority, Ed, you really should be a bit less cavalier about dropping writing assignmentsimg on her. Just sayin'. UPDATE Arigatouimg, but no thanks.
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17Ed's stubbing continuesimg: "Scientific controversy when multiple scientists assert different viewpoints on a scientific matter. There is no particular method for resolving a scientific debate." Apparently Ed's never heard of experiments? Update Ed's example of a modern day scientific controversyimg is Galileo and the telescope. MOAR COWBELL Ed immediately deletesimg his idiotic example (that also refutes his original claim). RELATED LULZ I dunno Ed, maybe you could ask Richard Lenskiimg?
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14BRichtigen makes a good point: "If you want to have good contributions to this site, you have to care for a pleasant working environment."img This should earn him a lengthy ban. Will it be for 90/10 violation? Not minding his own business? Improper discussion? Liberal vandalism? Proxy usage? Pool's open, just ten for a square! UPDATE Ed offers to take it offsite.img UPDATE Jessica adds goatsimg to the thread.
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-11 On the Conservapedia front page it says that a few scientists are sceptical about Global warming. Now an awful lot of respected scientists are convinced Global Warming is real. See The British Royal Society for an example. The Scientific American also believes global warming is real. Aschlafly must think he's such a genius that he understands science better than meteorologists and others whose job is working out what's happening with climate change. People get killed in hurricanes, floods droughts and other problems that Global Warming causes. Deliberately ignoring the evidence comes close to homicide. What does Aschlafly think should happenimg to those guilty of homicide.
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16Aww, isn't that cute? He's pretending to be a lawyer!img MOAR Okay, doctors don't inform their patients of risks to avoid malpractice suits, and a historian intimately familiar with the Illinois constitution has anti-republican views. Did Andy blackmail his way through law schoolimg, or what?
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13While thisimg is quite likely just an edit conflict, the edit summary is oddly fitting.
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36Shorter TK: CP has no laws, so if a sysop does you wrong, STFUimg and take itimg. Update: Corry gets provedimg rightimg. Update^2: AlanS lays in front of the banhammerimg in a doomed act of moral protestimg.
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26Leeb cleans up Andy's unscientific claimsimg from the Lenski affair. Andy promptly revertsimg, then bans him for five yearsimg, "inappropriate edits, with a misleading edit summary." No pleasing some people.
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-4Joaquín loves him some traitorsimg.
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28PhilipV thought the nasty stuff in Mystery:Why Do Non-Conservatives Exist?img deserves an apology. PhilipV got teh blockieimg (twice!) instead of an apology. Conservatives may insult others. It's naughty if Liberals complain about it. Update: Andy refuses to disclose how he came up with his numbers, but that no one can doubt them; someone who explains guesses are not statistical estimates is a liberalimg.
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-13Teen pregnancy is up in America. So says our favourite trustworthy encyclopaedia. The link [1] points out that teen mothers are more likely to become or remain poor and their kids have more problems. How does Europe avoid all this? America needs need less abstinence stuff and more contraceptive education. That's what Goodless Europe does.
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-13Wait, is Andy "everyone should recognize the greatness of American English" Schlafly using British phrasing?img
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12Ooh, that'simg gonna leave a mark!
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36How will Conservapedia respond to this?img The Answer: Predictablyimg. Although the exchange with Bugler is surprisingly civilimg. Update Andy basically admits that yeah, he pretty much made all the figures upimg. How refreshing.
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10One of the most unexpected side effects of rampant parodists, Teh Koward sticking up for intellectual honestyimg.
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4Ed Poor weighs in on God's Willimg: "Knowing God's will is the key to prayer, spiritual growth and fruitfulness in our individual lives." Then links to an external site's article. Ed's stubbing is getting thinner and thinner, and far less important. Now Ed, Do you study the word of the Bible or the words of Moonies?
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22Admins at their best. According to Ed, CP can use various images, just because we say soimg. Na-na-nana-na. Just because the site says no reproduction or republication without written permission doesn't actually mean we need permission.
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7Remember, Conservapedia is not a dictionary!img
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26Tim calls outimg three suspected parodists! Two we know, and... who? UPDATE: Then again, maybe he won'timg
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31Jesus Andy! Again with the "2+2=4" nonsenseimg
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13Yet another 90/10 blockimg for a user with one contributionimg. Update: Ed Poor doesn't opposeimg FernoKlump's 90/10 initiative any longerimg - he justimg ignores itimg...
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14Gay marriage is bad because "every marriage should benefit society."img (Oh, crap, the word 'every' doesn't appear in the Newsweek article) Textbook example: we have yet to see how exactly Mr. and Mrs. Schlafly's marriage benefitted society...
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15(Dis)Honest Ed redefines edit warimg as reverting an unexplained removal onceimg. Disagreeing with Ed Moon is now a blockable offense.
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21A new user asks a question.img Buglerimg and Edimg answer politely. Shame RodWeathers never receivedimg the memo.
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8Thisimg from the man who created red links for BDSM and Swinging.
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31If this is my prizeimg, keep it. Please. How much more tacky can these get?
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16"Conservative" continues editingimg a discredited disease. But gays are bad, so the "truth" must be kept current!
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54American History Homework Twelve Answers - Student 25img says "Russia" when he means the entire USSR, says that the Vietnam and Korean wars were "the two wars that caused immense casualties between 145 and 1980", is impressed by Jackie Robinson "because baseball is shown everywhere so he received a lot bad criticism and hate", says Lyndon Johnson was known "for his ability to shove everyone out of his way", and claims that the "Warren court was anti-God they made a lot of bad and unmoral decisions". What grade does this startling oversimplification of American politics and butchering of English grammar earn Student 25? "Perfect answers! Superb. May use this as a model! 70/70. Congratulations!" Yeah, I'm sure this is preparing kids really well for the AP tests. Especially since, among fourteen papersimg, everybody got either 70/70 or 100/100 except for one 69/70 and one 99/100.
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30Can you suck up the teacher too much?img No, you can't!img
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16Apparently feeling pressured to look like he's not protecting a parodist, Special Ed blocks Buglerimg for a whole two hours! That'll teach him! Unfortunately, Bugler forgot he was supposed to be playing dead and starts blocking peopleimg after only a little more than half that time. Oopsie!
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32So a new user comes inimg and makes a flurry of Cognitive Science changes to articles. The result? Permabanimg for "inserting gibberish or nonsense" and a deletionimg of otherwise good edits, and an assertion he is a vandal/parodist?!img. Vey to go Ed! UPDATE Ken undoesimg Ed's "whimsical" block.
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18Cripes, Ed! We tell you about your failures all the freakin' timeimg, and you haven't shown any improvement yet.
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26My Jesus is about hellfireimg, not that liberal "forgiveness" crap!
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14No conflict of interestimg there, nosir! Maybe Ken's upset since nobody seems to really care about his rants over there lately. Extra Lulz "Now that everyone's stated what name they'd like on the award, I'll go have it made under the name I want insteadimg." Embarrassingly Stupid Ken favours historical figures over contemporaryimg while discussing an award where he pushed for the exact opposite.
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19Asking a court to boot a corrupt governor from office is demanding judicial activismimg. But it is, of course, perfectly all right to ask a court to boot the President-elect because Conservapedia doesn't like his birth certificate!img
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33Sarah Palin's church was torched. The culprits have not been identified yet (there is not even proof that the fire was started deliberately, and for all anyone knows she could have done it herself to snag some sympathy [2]), the KKK has a record of burning churches [3] but God has apparently told Conservapedia that the atheists did it!img
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7Accusing someone of drug useimg, perfectly okay. In fact, "keep up the good work"img! Asking for an apologyimg = a block for insulting behaviourimg. I guess calling someone an idiot was a compliment then?
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2Ken to Jessica:img "It's hard to resist the sweet reasonableness of a tender hearted Conservapedian of the female persuasion.  :)" Awww, shucks! Ken's pretending to be straight! Update: Ken broke the link. Updated.
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58Oh, boy! The new stupidityimg is out! UPDATE: Schlafly Statistics still to comeimg? UPDATER Bullshit statistics are GO!img
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32Bugler: "You are an idiot"img (and 61 other insults towards 4 sysops and a (formerly) respected editor) -- verbal warning for personal remarksimg

BRichtigen: Do (people) think that 'you are an idiot'?img -- 1 day block for personal remarksimg
HelpJazz: "Do you see any incongruity here??"img -- 1 WEEK block for personal remarksimg, Later unblockedimg, probably because we drew attention to it.

Conclusion: To avoid being blocked for personal remarks, make sure the remarks are really nasty. The nicer you are, the less Ed wants you to contribute to the project.
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16Leadership, thy name is (not) Aschlaflyimg. See also Trying to persuade a corpse
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5Your meritocracyimg in actionimg.
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41Kotomi dons the blue beretimg Update: Ed Poor knows that it is not about himimg (butimg provesimg otherwiseimg)Smack! Kotomi upsimg the ante. Update: Bugler repliesimg: "I'm insulted that you call me a fascist, even if the things I say would make Mussolini proud."
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12Muslims are on Conservapedia's sideimg against the Evil Evolutionists. Perhaps the election of Barack ("Bin Laden") Obama isn't such an unmitigated disaster after all!
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15Apparently mentioning criticism of how the Catholic church handles legal problems is now blasphemyimg. Been too long since we've had a good inquisition.
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8Poor Ed finally gets fed up with reverting Tolkiendil's scholarship and permabans himimg for "inserting nonsense." That's a harsher sentence than the five years they gave to J "The One Ring represents true conservative principles"img Bagnor.
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78BUMP! Ed will regret thisimg, as HelpJazz takes aim, and hits a bulls-eye!img Update Special Ed never fails to disappointimg. Actually, he's really disappointingimg, threatening everyone for tattling on poor Bugler. At least Phil got a laughimg out of it. WHITEWASHEDimg! Best moments: Ed revertsimg and Blocksimg BRichtigen... for using the exact same words that Bugler got away with scott free.
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52Sweetness: Here'simg some random, nigh incomprehensible thoughts on Christmas. What do you think?
Rod: Recreate your account with your real name.img
TK welcomed himimg after he was blocked.
DanielGH: Ok.img I did as you asked.img
Andy: 90/10.img Revert.img
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61Epistemology, Assfly style:img ...more people agree that autumn foliage is beautiful than agree that 2+2=4. If you agree the latter is absolute, so is the former. More American voters agree that Obama will make a good president than agree that Dubya was a good president or agree that McCain would have made a good president. What does that mean, Andy?
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9“To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead.” [4]img That’s what our hero TK wrote. Careful Teacake. If teh Assfly thinks you mean him he just might turn round and sting you. On second thoughts don’t worry. Assfly never sees anything worse than what teh flatterers tell him.
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44 If you wish hard enough, maybe it will come trueimg!
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15TK: If you don't like my cartoonimg being added to liberal-bashing articles, too badimg. It's Dramatic Ironyimg, dammit, and th-th-th-that's all, folks. PS, TK doesn't understand Dramatic Irony at all
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81TK detects a sock and shows his reading skills:
  • 05:12, 11 December 2008 TK (Talk | contribs) blocked JPEngozi (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 5 years (account creation disabled) ‎ (Abusing multiple accounts: Aschlafly blocked StoryOfTheEye 5 years, this is sock of that user.)

Well done:

  • 23:04, 10 December 2008 Aschlafly (Talk | contribs) blocked StoryOfTheEye (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 5 years (autoblock disabled) ‎ (Recreate your account with your real first name and last initial)
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75Lowkey throws a grenadeimg at Aschlafly, when is block gonna happen? Update Andy showsimg leadership. Developing Ed makes a subtle grabimg for power? More Andy identifies the real problemimg - people spelling hell with a small 'h'. And in the meantime, even senior sysop CPAdmin1/Tim is about to go the wayimg of the 90/10 Dodo.
  1. WARNING: The voting system might be under attack by neoconvicts, koo koo klansmen and/or the International Jewish Conspiracy, so take it with a grain of salt.