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<vote poll=wigo16>What is going on at Conservapedia?  Nothing is going on at Conservapedia!  As, for the umpteenth time in the past few weeks, the site is inaccessible again.</vote>
 
<vote poll=wigo15>Another satisfied customer! Humblpi's had enough and takes a [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User:Humblpi&oldid=491526 long Parthian piss into the wind.] (Backed up [[User:Bondurant/humblepi|here]], for when CP crashes again.) </vote>
 
<vote poll=wigo15>Another satisfied customer! Humblpi's had enough and takes a [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User:Humblpi&oldid=491526 long Parthian piss into the wind.] (Backed up [[User:Bondurant/humblepi|here]], for when CP crashes again.) </vote>
 
<vote poll=wigo14>Breaking News!!! Obama [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template:Mainpageright&curid=66589&diff=491537&oldid=491520 leaves an "S" off a word], arguably changing its meaning! An unpatriotic gaffe. What will it be next? Claiming he's qualified to teach America History while telling his students that Lincoln was [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=American_History_Lecture_Six&curid=67265&diff=491420&oldid=472384 the second President to die in office]? '''Update:''' [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk%3AMain_Page&diff=491598&oldid=491590 Grammatically owned].</vote>
 
<vote poll=wigo14>Breaking News!!! Obama [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template:Mainpageright&curid=66589&diff=491537&oldid=491520 leaves an "S" off a word], arguably changing its meaning! An unpatriotic gaffe. What will it be next? Claiming he's qualified to teach America History while telling his students that Lincoln was [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=American_History_Lecture_Six&curid=67265&diff=491420&oldid=472384 the second President to die in office]? '''Update:''' [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk%3AMain_Page&diff=491598&oldid=491590 Grammatically owned].</vote>

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Keep up to date with all the insanity at extremist Christian conservative blog Conservapedia right here. This page is for rolling reports of the strange, contradictory or humorous activity at Conservapedia. Archives:

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All-time classics worth preserving for eternity are saved at Best of Conservapedia. The "up/down" voting system (click on the green and red arrows!) is how we pick what should go there.[1]

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NOTE NEW VOTING MECHANISM

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10What is going on at Conservapedia? Nothing is going on at Conservapedia! As, for the umpteenth time in the past few weeks, the site is inaccessible again.
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14Another satisfied customer! Humblpi's had enough and takes a long Parthian piss into the wind. (Backed up here, for when CP crashes again.)
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13Breaking News!!! Obama leaves an "S" off a word, arguably changing its meaning! An unpatriotic gaffe. What will it be next? Claiming he's qualified to teach America History while telling his students that Lincoln was the second President to die in office? Update: Grammatically owned.
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8I see a new Conservapedia Commandment coming: "Speak no ill of the right wing dead". Of course you can slag off those nasty left wing victims of Hollywood values.
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16This site is stagnating rapidly! That's 21 non-minor mainspace edits in twenty-four hours.
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2Jacques Derrida, founder of deconstruction, is so not notable that wikilinks to his (redlink) article will be removed. I guess that means that JM couldn't find a good source about him to copy-paste from...
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3Oh snap! CBS says that "Wikipedia Is A Stunning Example Of How The Propaganda Machine Works"! ...no, it doesn't. It just quoted and reprinted a National Review article in their Opinion section. Propaganda and deceit about an article about... propaganda and deceit. Lovely!
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13JBonham, you are a liberal propagandist and inserted a meaningless, incorrect correction. NO thank you. *meanwhile* Glad I thought of this.
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17Greg tries to make nice with Andy; Andy calls Greg a liar, a moron, a cheat, and a liberal.
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3Welcome to CP, where you can get blocked for explaining your reasoning
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9The Eagle Forum University links to CP and features courses Andy (who just happens to be the son of the Eagle Forum founder) also offered on CP. And yet, assuming (on a talk page) that the Eagle Forum somehow sponsors CP will get you a one-week block and some nice censorship
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32Ed Poor denied a sysopship on Wikipedia
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3A user kindly points out that both WND and NRO have closed the door on this whole Barack may not be eligible to run thing... No doubt Assfly will change it right away, however, two weeks and three revisions later, it's still there and what did the helpful editor get for their trouble? Anybody wanna take a guess?
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8Karajou creates a Wikipedia account for the sole purpose of supporting Ed in his RFA. Sadly, he fools nobody and is blocked for being an SPA. Quote Karajou: Arggh, the irony is what really hurts matey.
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37So Conservative has been caught changing quoted material. Will he burn the evidence? Sure, that is what happened.

Notes and snark

  1. WARNING: The voting system might be under attack by neoconvicts, koo koo klansmen and/or the International Jewish Conspiracy, so take it with a grain of salt.