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<votecp poll=wigo2496>Andy publicly [http://www.conservapedia.com/User_talk:Aschlafly#Question_about_homework abuses] one of his history students, #13, LydiaM, over her [http://www.conservapedia.com/Economics_Homework_One_Answers_-_Student_Thirteen homework].  (We do not know whether Lydia is a parodist/faker; it's not important.)  Andy is particularly shocked by the misspelling "reforamation", and says that this "seems a like a mistake an uninformed public school person would make."  We won't waste your internet bandwidth with 20 screenfuls of misspellings by Andy and his homeschooled minions.  Andy asks how long Lydia has been <s>beating his wife</s> in public school.  She says she's a homeschooler.  Ouch!</votecp>
 
<votecp poll=wigo2495>Inverted notability criteria: Alan Turing's homosexuality [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Alan_Turing&diff=699628&oldid=699627 stops] being [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Alan_Turing&diff=699624&oldid=510554 notable] the moment the British government [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Alan_Turing&diff=699616&oldid=656934 apologizes] for mistreating him because of it.</votecp>
 
<votecp poll=wigo2495>Inverted notability criteria: Alan Turing's homosexuality [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Alan_Turing&diff=699628&oldid=699627 stops] being [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Alan_Turing&diff=699624&oldid=510554 notable] the moment the British government [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Alan_Turing&diff=699616&oldid=656934 apologizes] for mistreating him because of it.</votecp>
 
<votecp poll=wigo2494>[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template:Mainpageright&diff=700040&oldid=700034 2 million patriots] march on Washington D.C. to protest health care reform and prove that they are the true majority! Well actually it was more like [http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/2009/09/small_protest_agst_big_govt.php?ref=fpblg 60-70,000 people]... but hey who's counting?  For scale, this is less than 1/3 the number of people who marched in the 2009 Gay Pride parade in the same city.[http://www.washblade.com/2009/6-19/news/localnews/14741.cfm]</votecp>
 
<votecp poll=wigo2494>[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template:Mainpageright&diff=700040&oldid=700034 2 million patriots] march on Washington D.C. to protest health care reform and prove that they are the true majority! Well actually it was more like [http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/2009/09/small_protest_agst_big_govt.php?ref=fpblg 60-70,000 people]... but hey who's counting?  For scale, this is less than 1/3 the number of people who marched in the 2009 Gay Pride parade in the same city.[http://www.washblade.com/2009/6-19/news/localnews/14741.cfm]</votecp>

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73Andy publicly abusesimg one of his history students, #13, LydiaM, over her homeworkimg. (We do not know whether Lydia is a parodist/faker; it's not important.) Andy is particularly shocked by the misspelling "reforamation", and says that this "seems a like a mistake an uninformed public school person would make." We won't waste your internet bandwidth with 20 screenfuls of misspellings by Andy and his homeschooled minions. Andy asks how long Lydia has been beating his wife in public school. She says she's a homeschooler. Ouch!
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30Inverted notability criteria: Alan Turing's homosexuality stopsimg being notableimg the moment the British government apologizesimg for mistreating him because of it.
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402 million patriotsimg march on Washington D.C. to protest health care reform and prove that they are the true majority! Well actually it was more like 60-70,000 people... but hey who's counting? For scale, this is less than 1/3 the number of people who marched in the 2009 Gay Pride parade in the same city.[1]
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27RJJensen: "This is a serious encyclopaedia!"img Your days are numbered, Sonny Jim!
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27To  K e n  D o l l : What does a business deal have ANYTHINGimg to do with Richard Dawkins? UPDATE - WTFimg?
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2 K e n  D o l l : Hey everyone, 100% free-market capitalism and Christianity makes South Korea doing well with low unemploymentimg! Reality: Apparently not for the younger generations in regards to the job market.
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29Ken detonates irony meters across four time zones by blockingimg a user for five years for adding "poorly cited contributions".
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20 K e n  D o l l  goes Woot! Woot!img in regards to India's decision on homosexuality. Reality check: While homosexuality in India is de jure illegal, the law is de facto rarely enforced. Not to mention this.
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30Once again Ed Poor kisses Andy's ring and fails to understandimg what "equal rights" means.
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12An article about Pong?img You're blocked for POV editing, removal of valid content, material without references, falsehood and LIES!!!img
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43You cannot be serious Jpatt...img. Update: Jpatt finds censoring easier than answeringimg.
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16A prominent journalist leaves ABC for Fox News.img His aim? Making a break from "partisan" news networks.
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14RJJensen: "Conservatism represents a broad coalition of many different Christians and non-Christians."img Whatever happened to Conservapedia's "support teacher-led Christian prayer in public schools or you're a lib-burr-rul" shtick?
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7User FOIA,img well-known for producing CP's epic "Alger Hiss" article, now seems to be gunning for the  K e n  D o l l  award on that article: 18 edits in 32 minutes, then 40 more in 84 minutes, then 26 more in 52 minutes. And he continues. This guy has edited this page 1830 times!

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-10A red telephone message uncovered?!?!?img
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10Jpatt: Providing humanitarian aid to Gaza = funding Hamas!!!img User: You made a grammar mistake and I doubt the guys at White House would do such a thingimg. Jpatt: Thanks! And Snopes are bunch of liarsimg. Jpatt (moments later): Snopes proves the money won't be used to relocate Palestinians to America!!!img
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27Andy is wetting his pants with excitementimg at the thought that corporations will be able to fund campaigns directly, laughably assuming that this means automatic wins for wingnuts like himself.
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32RobS points out that under ObamaCare compulsory insurance will be mandatory!img In other news, under ObamaCare, oranges will be orange!
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53Andy:img it's well-known outside liberal college campuses that feminists have no sense of humor. Look, 30,000 hits on Yahoo proves it! User:img But "conservatives" "no sense of humor" gets 87,000 hits!
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-14Despite Jpatt's best "eefort," he still can only come up with semi-logorrheic drivel.img
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1Andy opposesimg a plan to make everyone buy health insurance, thinking it a lib-burr-rul scheme. Odd, but we recall that a very similar plan was made by a certain arch-conservative...
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5Breaking news:img A forum post on my.barackobama.com official BarackObama.com press release calls for phoning your senators in support of public health care making a communist revolution against opponents of Obama, Van Jones, and the teachers' union. (The response to this initiative has been astounding, with 41,953,690,525 people signing up to do it.)
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17It is part of feminist styleimg to, in fiction movies, "portray nearly all the women are portrayed as flawless and strong, and nearly all the mean as flawed and weak." Yet another High-Quality Article with No Grammatical Errors.
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41Andy - How absurd! Amputation doesn't cost 30-50 thousand dollars!img. Reality - Amputation costs 30-50 thousand dollars!
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19Thisimg is asking for a block! Update: Mr. Thorough does his job: Banhammerimg + Total Nuke of all pages ever created by the user.
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4In TK's welcome absence: remarkably few blocks, more Andy insights, new editors able to actually edit, sky still not falling.
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105A userimg gets 8/12 on Andy's atheist-bible-knowledge questionnaire! Andy: "I doubt you're an atheist"img... User: "I am, but thanks."img Andy: Oh... well then, you must have learned about the Bible before you went to atheistic public school, right?img User: no, quite the opposite I'm afraid.img Andy FTW: "Yeah.... well.... atheists censor classroom prayer!img
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20Someone puts a lot of negative characteristics (Bigotryimg, Hateimg, Corruptionimg, Treacheryimg, Gossipimg) and our favorite: sexual immoralityimg into the liberal traitsimg category. Mark Foley, Larry Craig, David Vitter, John Ensign, and Mark Sanford will surely be surprised to learn that they have been engaging in liberal behavior.
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20RJJensen: Louis XIV is showing off his dancing legsimg in a portrait. Karajou: We don't want no dancing French sissies in tights around here!img UPDATE: RJJ steps right back into it by reverting the Swab.img Karajou doesn't like thatimg, and Joaquin doesn't want peonsimg getting involved either.
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26Andy! Andy! Look at me!img I've put some disjointed gibbering an essayimg right in the middle of a mainspace article! Here's hoping you overlook it because it's got the "right idea," viz., Feminism can go to the devil; maybe it already has.img UPDATE: Andy drools all over it.img
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12Look at us! We're 37th on the list of the top 50 wingnut-loony sites!img (No thanks to the vandals and bots reloading?) (and it was March 2009, Ken, not May.)
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21 Kenny steps into the breach with a spot of research The Boss won't appreciateimg. The Boss suspiciously answersimg, and wants to kick Kenny in the nuts. AMAZING NEXT STEP! Who knew he had it in him? Kenny makes a fantastic, well written defenseimg (without requiring ten edits) of his theory. Andy sticks his fingers in his earsimg and ignores Kennys main point, which even more brilliantly, Kenny points outimg. Is Ken the next to lose Faith in His Highness?
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15 A new user answersimg the callimg. How will Andy respond? The reply: About 50% right and I'll be sarcastic about it too.img
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-7 Just a little more pornimg
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49 Andy's economics course gets off to a good startimg. UPDATE Andy showsimg just what a remarkable teacher he isimg.
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4Unlike all those liberal translations of the Bible, conservative ones won't be tainted by politics.img Bonus: Andy admits that there's a correlation between advanced education and adherence to liberal/feminist values.'Cause liberals are smarter.
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21 PRAISE THE LORD, WE HAVE A NEW ANDY-ESSAY!!!...list of Bible-centered questionsimg atheists (and likely most non-fundamentalists) are likely to get wrong. ...okay...and another opportunity to bash public school studentsimg (and would you think Andy would feel the same outrage over their lack of knowledge of, let's say, evolution?)
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-5I kinda hope he gets swine fluimg.
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0 Andy demands that liberals don't censor his feminine sideimg
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17 But hardly anyone reads books anymoreimg. In Andy world, more people read CP than a book by Dawkins.
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0 Another Obama picture, but this time from Addison "Dead Wife = Liberal Vandal" DMimg.
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5Ed Poor is a sexist pig.img
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-1 Will Team Killer admit he made a mistakeimg?
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0 TK shitting on the mainpage: Irony meters, irony meters! All Muslims decapitate each other!img
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1Joaquín infringes copyright and addsimg a picture to "Time." Andy's reaction? Wow! That's great!img
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0In Andy's world, it's not what you say, it's how many words you use to say itimg.
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10Giving some benefits of socialiszed medicineimg gets a user blocked for five years as a "Stalinist holocaust denier; Soros stooge."img by Mcarthy's disciple.
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0Punter: question of style; Andy: I dunno!img
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4If there's a discussion about sex, you just know Creepy Uncle Ed can't be far awayimg.
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3 Oh noes! The Cybersecurity Act of 2009 ... would give the President a "kill switch" on the Internet and allow him to shut out private networks and individuals from online access.img Can I have a new irony meter please Mr. Koeckritzimg?
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0TK once again accuses another valid random user of being "Kektklik" [2]img. This is the second time he's been wrong.. Dx. I kinda feel bad for anyone who wants to edit Conservapedia, lives in Northern New Jersey, and receives their internet from Verizon. In my high school, 90% of the students had Verizon as their ISP.
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0Jinx hi Jinx! finallyimg realises RW has had a wobbly, orgasms, then runs to tell Andy, still hoping to get his rights back. Ooh, somebody twists the knifeimg.

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10User: let me fiximg this typo. Andy: Oh, no you don'timg, let me fiximg this typo.
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1 TK brings bad news for Andy "Hater of public schools"img Schlafly: "We don't judge conservatives by passing a 5 out of 12 test. One must meet all criteria."img From the list of criteria: It's conservative belief that the government should provide schools, and that "a child's character and moral underpinnings should be instilled by his parents -- not the public education system"
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4 Here, have a dose of classic CP consistency: Colbert Report? Marginal liberal pop culture - delete.img Judge Dredd? Pop Culture - delete.img Assassin's Creed? Pop Culture - delete.img Batman? Pop Culture - Featured Article candidate!img
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0Conservapedia: Eric Holder worked behind the scenes to get the Lockerbie Bomber released.img Real World: "The interests of justice have not been served by this decision," [Holder] said. "There is simply no justification for releasing this convicted terrorist whose actions took the lives of 270 individuals, including 189 Americans.
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1RobS: Watergate was Ted Kennedy's faultimg.

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4 Andy: "Conservapedia does not simply cut and paste quotes from others, many of whom has obvious self-serving biases."img - Ed: "Oh, I got an idea! Let's create an article on 'husband and wife'img using nothing more than a quote by Sun Myung Moon."
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4Andy: "discussion of how the free market helps the poor more than the wealthyimg" (we are waiting).
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2 In TK's world, rising pet food prices = Obama driving senior citizens to eat pet food.img
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-1"Canadian Doctor: Barack Obama's Obamacare is a bad idea.img" Really?! Then it must be true!
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0JY23 throws in the towel.img
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2 Conservative adds a "Spotlighted Articleimg" to the left-page line-up to go along with the "Featured Article," the "Highlighted Article," and the "Article of the Year."
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0 In Andy's world, the Sea of Galilee becomes a lake, because it's a "better" word.img
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1 Oh Noes! Conservapedia has no goatimg! Oh yes it does ... oh no it doesn't ... oh yes it does ... oh no it doesn't ....img
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1 Well, no-one can accuse Andy of being an intellectualimg.
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0 Rob's finally flippedimg: "given the White House directed enemies list and their legions out in force".
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-1 TK (who else) removesimg a reasoned argument which would allow Obama to be born in Kenya & still be a US citizen. Whether it's true or not, it's still interesting.
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-1 Jpatt removes something for copy vio!img Good start. Now: about those pictures Joaquin uploaded ...
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-1 Let the Bible Retranslation begin! JacobB shows up with such a mind-bendingly enormous amount of articles formatted and ready for retranslationimg, it would make you wonder if this isn't the new Bugler?
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2 Andy gives Jpatt oversightimg let the burning begin!
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1 Rob goes off the deep-end, calling Not In Our Name "Maoistimg"
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-1 Andy adds an atrocious economics example.img
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11 Why Andy is an Idiot 101: when someone genuine shows up and displays actual interest in both of The Andy Biblesimg, Andy completely fails to answer the two pertinent questions he was asked - "Are the two Bibles the same, and who are the translators?"img. Because, you know, Andy hasn't a clue about who the translators are. Andy doesn't have any translators.

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