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<votecp poll=wigo3435>More Worst College Majors fun: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Worst_College_Majors&diff=next&oldid=779877 Fuck you] and [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Worst_College_Majors&diff=next&oldid=779882 Fuck you].  Is Johnfranklin a Conservative [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Worst_College_Majors&diff=780022&oldid=779902 parodying a reasonable person]?  Ken hears him and a Religion degree is now useful if from a [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Worst_College_Majors&diff=779901&oldid=779885 conservative college]. Andy: "[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Worst_College_Majors&diff=780030&oldid=780028 This blog is not about sources dummy, it's about our random opinions]". '''More:''' [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Worst_College_Majors&diff=next&oldid=780165 Please stop making good points]</votecp>
 
<votecp poll=wigo3435>More Worst College Majors fun: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Worst_College_Majors&diff=next&oldid=779877 Fuck you] and [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Worst_College_Majors&diff=next&oldid=779882 Fuck you].  Is Johnfranklin a Conservative [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Worst_College_Majors&diff=780022&oldid=779902 parodying a reasonable person]?  Ken hears him and a Religion degree is now useful if from a [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Worst_College_Majors&diff=779901&oldid=779885 conservative college]. Andy: "[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Worst_College_Majors&diff=780030&oldid=780028 This blog is not about sources dummy, it's about our random opinions]". '''More:''' [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Worst_College_Majors&diff=next&oldid=780165 Please stop making good points]</votecp>
<votecp poll=wigo3434>Conservatives ''still'' wanting to water down the [[Bill of Rights]]: Senate candidate Rand Paul (Tea Party-KY) says that in the interest of "freedom of speech"  [http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/05/20/AR2010052003500.html Americans should have tolerated segregation], and Andy thinks the predictable uproar is all a big liberal smear over a "[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template:Mainpageright&diff=779887&oldid=779802 hypothetical question]" that the Paultard got wrong, so wrong. In other news, Dawkins [http://www.conservapedia.com/Richard_Dawkins'_commentary_on_Adolf_Hitler said Hitler was right!] '''UPDATE''' Rand Paul keeps getting [http://gawker.com/5544827/rand-paul-is-even-crazier-than-his-racist-and-pro+bp-gaffes-suggest nuttier] and [http://voices.washingtonpost.com/plum-line/2010/05/rand_paul_ducks_question_about.html nuttier] over "hypothetical questions"</votecp>
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<votecp poll=wigo3434>Conservatives ''still'' wanting to water down the [[Bill of Rights]]: Senate candidate Rand Paul (Tea Party-KY) says that in the interest of "freedom of speech"  [http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/05/20/AR2010052003500.html Americans should have tolerated segregation], and Andy thinks the predictable uproar is all a big liberal smear over a "[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template:Mainpageright&diff=779887&oldid=779802 hypothetical question]" that the Paulspawn got wrong, so wrong. In other news, Dawkins [http://www.conservapedia.com/Richard_Dawkins'_commentary_on_Adolf_Hitler said Hitler was right!] '''UPDATE''' Rand Paul keeps getting [http://gawker.com/5544827/rand-paul-is-even-crazier-than-his-racist-and-pro+bp-gaffes-suggest nuttier] and [http://voices.washingtonpost.com/plum-line/2010/05/rand_paul_ducks_question_about.html nuttier] over "hypothetical questions"</votecp>
 
<votecp poll=wigo3433>'''It's okay if we're the ones using Stalinist tactics'''. CP attacks a newspaper for [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template:Mainpageright&diff=prev&oldid=779343 using the "Stalinist tactic" of airsbrushing"], but uses the [[wp:Punitive_psychiatry_in_the_Soviet_Union|Stalinist tactic]] of [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template:Mainpageright&diff=779897&oldid=779896 declaring your opponents to be mentally ill].</votecp>
 
<votecp poll=wigo3433>'''It's okay if we're the ones using Stalinist tactics'''. CP attacks a newspaper for [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template:Mainpageright&diff=prev&oldid=779343 using the "Stalinist tactic" of airsbrushing"], but uses the [[wp:Punitive_psychiatry_in_the_Soviet_Union|Stalinist tactic]] of [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template:Mainpageright&diff=779897&oldid=779896 declaring your opponents to be mentally ill].</votecp>
 
<votecp poll=wigo3430>It's ''always'' about abortion: '''Andy''' cites a source [http://www.politicsdaily.com/2010/05/18/mark-critz-democrat-wins-murtha-seat-in-pa-special-election/ that says the Democrat won on local issues, with the Republican rejected for running on a national conservative platform], but he ignores his own source and says [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template:Mainpageright&diff=779527&oldid=779512 it's all about abortion]. '''Bonus:''' Isn't "pro-life democrat" an [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Oxymoron&diff=779302&oldid=776926 oxymoron,] Andy?</votecp>
 
<votecp poll=wigo3430>It's ''always'' about abortion: '''Andy''' cites a source [http://www.politicsdaily.com/2010/05/18/mark-critz-democrat-wins-murtha-seat-in-pa-special-election/ that says the Democrat won on local issues, with the Republican rejected for running on a national conservative platform], but he ignores his own source and says [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template:Mainpageright&diff=779527&oldid=779512 it's all about abortion]. '''Bonus:''' Isn't "pro-life democrat" an [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Oxymoron&diff=779302&oldid=776926 oxymoron,] Andy?</votecp>

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37More Worst College Majors fun: Fuck youimg and Fuck youimg. Is Johnfranklin a Conservative parodying a reasonable personimg? Ken hears him and a Religion degree is now useful if from a conservative collegeimg. Andy: "This blog is not about sources dummy, it's about our random opinionsimg". More: Please stop making good pointsimg
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38Conservatives still wanting to water down the Bill of Rights: Senate candidate Rand Paul (Tea Party-KY) says that in the interest of "freedom of speech" Americans should have tolerated segregation, and Andy thinks the predictable uproar is all a big liberal smear over a "hypothetical questionimg" that the Paulspawn got wrong, so wrong. In other news, Dawkins said Hitler was right!img UPDATE Rand Paul keeps getting nuttier and nuttier over "hypothetical questions"
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49It's okay if we're the ones using Stalinist tactics. CP attacks a newspaper for using the "Stalinist tactic" of airsbrushing"img, but uses the Stalinist tactic of declaring your opponents to be mentally illimg.
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55It's always about abortion: Andy cites a source that says the Democrat won on local issues, with the Republican rejected for running on a national conservative platform, but he ignores his own source and says it's all about abortionimg. Bonus: Isn't "pro-life democrat" an oxymoron,img Andy?
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89A little truthimg comes in. How long until the oversight?
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43Ken sez "atheism is something I just can't understand.img What I know is that atheists are the work of Satan.img"

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74 K e n  D o l l  calls TK out on his complete bullshitimg Update TK barks at Ken and takes a swipe at...PJR?img Of course TK, being the deceitful monkey-brained freak that he is, oversights the lot.
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15Karajou doesn't know what he's trying to say. Morgantown, West Virginia's Dominion-Post dubiously airbrushed out three Democrats from a bill-signing photo in a misguided effort to not unfairly increase their exposure as they seek re-election, and Karajou calls out the rag for "lying"img b/c airbrushing is Stalinist and politically correct (unless it's Sarah Palin in Newsweek).
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87Andy continues his "in the past people built cool stuffimg in religious countriesimg" series with London Tower Bridgeimg, which according to Atheist Wikipedia is often mistakenly referred to as London Bridge. Update: Rcgallup: Andy's wrongimg, PatrickP: "Don't most Englanders call it that anyway?img", Andy: I agree, and cite those nursery rhymes hymns with photos in them"img; far more reliable than the MSM! And apparently the real London Bridge is in Arizona now, but Tower Bridge is in London!img UPDATE Not wanting to be overlooked amongst this stupidity, K e n  D o l l  jumps about, waves his arms and shouts 'look at me!'img
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62Our favourite Conservapede decides that what CP needs isn't a Welcomeimg template, but rather a Please Fuck Offimg template
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41Ed creates yet another pointless piece of pop cultureimg before engaging himself in some light chit-chatimg.
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17Kowardjou reverts an edit because it explains that their quote mine doesn't mean Richard Dawkins agrees with Hitlerimg, only to read it again and realise that the editor shows that Dawkins actually agrees with Stalin and Pol Pot too!img
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-10CP in a nutshell: 'I have no idea what it is, but I'm against it!'img
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11Liberal Democrat candidate lies about serving in Vietnam -- CP's response: Headline news!img (along withimg famous draft-dodger Dick Cheney's endorsement of Meg Whitman); Conservative "family values" Republican Congressman admits to affair, resigns his office -- CP's response: crickets chirping
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-13No, thisimg is not the equivalent of the FBI Incident.
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60Pointing out that Obama's birth name couldn't possibly be Soetoroimg is not just bigotry, it's liberal bigotry!img
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58What's that Andy? A study finds no correlation between class size and learningimg? But it does when you want it toimg?
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43Andy again, this time doing some slight tweakingimg to a list of undesirable college majors he found on the net.
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72Andy doesn't understand the difference between correlation and causation: stop saving energy, or you'll decrease our lifespanimg. Maybe he would've liked the health care bill better if it had included subsidies for SUVs.
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-25Slack-jawed head-scratching, because nobody there--certainly not Jinx McHueimg--can remember a time when a partisan conservative hack ever acted out or illegally surveilled because conservatives don't do mean things. "I meant hack e-mail, which is the worst!" Jinx would say if he could talk, but he can't, because he's a robot who types under a name that screams parodist.
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26Outrage as schools ask for money to pay teachersimg.
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84Karajoke's at it again: food safety regulation is an appalling government intrusion into people's bodiesimg and the 'Right to Buy Whatever I Want', yet it is "unfortunateimg" that the government cannot force a husband and wife to ditch condoms in their bedroom because there is no 'Right to Privacy'. Contradiction? Na, never.
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128Andy's new double standard: Why don't liberals criticize the Great Wall of Chinaimg?
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110Andy's latest what-the-fuckery: "England is not really very English: In parts of inner-London, the schoolchildren who not speak English as their first language now exceed three-quarters. In its entire nation, including all the rural areas, one-sixth of schoolchildren do no speak English as their first language."img UPDATE: ther, I fixd iTimg
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146The heart-felt letterimg from the mother of a victim of conservative homophobia may be a copy-and-paste job, but Karajerk's responseimg is not: "You are a hate-filled bigot who sides with everything God is against"img. Way to show some Christian Love, you sack of shit.
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39An early Christmas present from  K e n  D o l l . Saving us a heap of trouble, our favorite Conservapedian conveniently provides one stop shopping for all his greatest idiocy.img
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46Andy the educator on the entire spectrum of politics, Abortion/Christianity fully encompasses everythingimg. Andy the educator on his claim that teachers unions don't teach kids to read, Fuck off!img
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18TK = Joe McCarthy gone greenimg?
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58 A Christian cross that atheists had been attacking in courts for 10 years was stolen. Therefore, it was stolen by atheistsimg.
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83One getsimg theimg impressionimg Andyimg doesn'timg likeimg Elenaimg Kaganimg
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73Andy: 'where are the liberal senators' Mother's Day tributes?'img Here? Or how about here?
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96Conservapedia: Drillimg, babyimg, drillimg! If only so we can accuse Obamaimg of destroying our coastal ecosystems! But Andy, we thought God "served the creature"? Bonus: the referenced article says the opposite of what Rob thought.
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33Respect your mother...because God commands it!img Can't think of any other reasons then?
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75The only noteworthy application of linear algebra Andy can think of: Analyzing Liberal style on Wikipediaimg.
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35 Wouldn't want to resort to rap musicimg to promote nonsense, now would we?
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69 K e n  D o l l  proposesimg a multimedia "Dawkins is a clown" contest, soliciting art, music and essays on this important topic.
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137And so the fun begins...Andy is on a mission to redefine the term 'landslide'img UP THE DATE: Despite the lack of overall majority, it's still a landslide.img
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78Andy on Mainpage (six hours or so before the polls close): Socialists are going dowwwwwn in an historic end to liberal policies! The English press says so!img British press, Andy, British press...plus, he's citing a Malaysian newspaper. UPDATE TK: "Conservatives win"img, meanwhile, back in reality, only 3 seats have been declared. ANDY UPDATE, NOT BEING CONDESCENDING AT ALL: Kiss my red, white and blue ass Welcome back to the special relationship!img
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60 Tea party failing to kick ass?img Well of course, it's conservative says Andy.
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18Today's logical fallacy, an implied Argumentum ad Populumimg
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58User: "Ken, your broken news item doesn't tie up with the source you provided.img" TK: "Well, perhaps this non-sequitur will answer your question, weasel?"img
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30CP Sysop RobSimg on normal editors: "Milk 'em".
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24TK bans British Columbia.img Or at least, bans all BC DCCNET users.
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92Andy applaudsimg as Conservatives seem set to win a massive and significant victory in Britain - the land of atheism! Jimmy22: "Uh, it's kind of normal for power to alternate between Labour and the Conservatives, and the polls indicate no overall majority." Andy:"Liberal denial! The media is conspiring to downplay this unprecedented landslide!" Jimmy22: "But, look at the numbers!" Andy:"Conspiracy! Open your mind!" JacobB:"I'm sick of your talk talk talk. Have a vacationimg."
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54Conservapedia tries to get Psygremlin's CPMonitor blog taken down. But we thought it was only liberals who did nasty things like censorship!? Update: They failed!
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119 Andy, in full-on douchebag mode, blames Spain's unemployment on... gay marriageimg. Makes perfect sense.
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57TK Mk 1: "European Socialism, which systematically purges all traces of Christianity from the system there, all religious tolerance whatsoever, in the name of homogenization, and a desire to not offend Muslims."img TK Mk 2: "Belgium bans the Burqa!!"img
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24In order to promote Andy's hatred of violent moviesimg, he skips over SIX references to a student's attraction to thriller NOVELS! and suffered from "mental illnesses that were exacerbated by a lifetime of bullying and harassment."
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87CP, which isn't the "National Enquirer of the Internet"img claims that Obama had an affair. Source? National Enquirer.img. Tk vapes itimg.
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36Daddy! Daddy! I wrote an essay on that nasty Mr Darwin!img Um... actually, I copied it from here, here and here.
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51HSMom: If I may offerimg aimg littleimg assistance?img TK: Uh-huh,img We don' need none o' your fancy grammar here, bi-yatch.img
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53What kind of evil liberals would portray Arizona as conservative?!img....oh, rightimg
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32User: Let me innocently ask a question on Ken's madness.img Ken: One day, all shall be revealed.img Except that, thanks to TK, he's talking to a ghost.img

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